Ranking Mario Kart Wii tracks on how safe they are

Mario Kart Wii has a variety of different tracks, and naturally, some of these tracks are far safer than others. In this video, we rank every track in the game based on a few differnt characteristics to decide which ones are the safest and which ones should be avoided.
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[@YourAverageGamer991]

Great Idea

[@s.ki0o]

yup

[@KooperTrooper6900]

Indeed I am a super cool subscriber of this channel

[@xparashock4236]

But beanzard, you did included retro tracks! Those are pretty dumb!

[@Gregory_12]

lava is tasty

[@amiiboacid4785]

The chain chomps in Peach Gardens are clearly trained. The ones in Mario Circuit are chained because they will attack anybody near, but these are guard dogs that follow strict paths and will ignore non-threats.

[@beanzard64]

Good point

[@bluebaron6811]

I think that fact is also cool because it shows that not all "enemies" are inherently bad, let alone evil. It's just like what we see in the Paper Mario series; they're just a race of species that coincidentally seems to be Bowser's target audience for recruiting.

[@wyattdegroot417]

The Chain Chomp in Mario Circuit is clearly trained by Bowser

[@agentblackbird9435]

@@wyattdegroot417Could be the one he uses in Mario RPG

[@ScubaShark8857]

Because of a single stairway, you ranked Daisy Circuit significantly lower than what is essentially storming the beaches of Normandy (Shy Guy Beach) with all the literal bombs being shot at you.

[@Diamond-OSCandMarblestuff]

Not just that You can,well NOT TAKE THE SHORTCUT

[@riahlexington]

Yeah daisy circuit is like the safest track in the game

[@PotatoChip4K]

But what if you trip on the stairs

[@thecjgameworld4013]

Then DON'T take the stairs, they don't actually lead anywhere.

[@MatsYoo]

​@@PotatoChip4Khow do you trip in a car lol

[@bikr2381]

Wario's Gold Mine is a very dangerous track. Gold Mines can get really hot, and the bats are dangerous figures. No crowd either

[@SClrk]

And minecarts everywhere lol

[@evasyoutubeera]

And ramps that send u flying into the air!

[@colicritter256]

The worst part in my opinion is the steep upward and downward slopes, which are disorienting and usually make you fall off of the track. I would put this in second to bottom category.

[@BobJonesOffical]

The wood can be unstable to and collapse

[@bisalissy3846]

@@SClrk At least they follow the track marked for them. Which, however, lacks guard rails and crosses the road multiple times.

[@jasonc6202]

The cataquacks on peach beach would be killing machines they launch you 20 feet in the air endlessly and are decently fast too

[@Jack-gm8hw]

Unless you're online in which case they're just minding their own business.

[@SleepyDerg]

cataquack: "!" me: "oh HECK no!" *drives off the course just to avoid a weird duck*

[@leafly7917]

​@@SleepyDergI was legitimately terrified of them as a kid. Weird ass looking ducks that chase you just freaked me out lmao

[@awesomenate3058]

Not to mention they can do that to CARS. Imagine what they could do to some random guy

[@matrixweirdo]

@@leafly7917REAL

[@moonbbxe]

if daisy’s circuit was considered that dangerous, coconut mall should’e been *so* much higher 😭 the height you fall from in daisy’s circuit is SO MUCH lower compared to where you’re launching out of the mall 😭😭

[@Atrael]

Tru

[@matroqueta6825]

coconut mall is special in that the most dangerous thing in the track is YOU, you are the hazard to everyone by racing around in a mall and throwing shells and stuff

[@riahlexington]

Exactly, coconut mall does have a bottom path but you could also not take the stairs shortcut in DC

[@Adam.L02]

I was thinking that too 😭

[@helious1818]

I’m honestly surprised Grumble Volcano didn’t go straight to you will die. The place is literally falling apart and sinking into the lava. Spend 5 minutes there and most of the track would probably be long gone.

[@swaggydragon]

not to mention you GO INTO THE ACTIVE VOLCANO

[@someguywithatophat7599]

your skin would be literally fucking melting like not even exaggerating

[@music_and_other_random_thi1330]

And if you're a bad driver like me, you spend way longer than two minutes and fifteen seconds in there

[@Randomly695]

Daisy Circuit: “oh god that’s really dangerous” Ghost Vally 2: “it’s not very dangerous so let’s go with ‘take caution’”

[@doodlehates_uttp]

THERE ARE PRACTICALLY NO BARRIERS ANYWHERE

[@B0ssguy]

moonview has crazy drivers and literal bomb cars, how could that possibly be in the same tier as a little village with no cars and the only dangerous thing being a 1 floor drop

[@B0ssguy]

also it was very hard to figure out which side of the list meant safer vs more dangerous, like on top safer was on the left but near the bottom more dangerous was on the left and you seemed to vary that seemingly randomly each tier

[@joeshmoe7407]

such a hater😭

[@almightyshoe02]

Thank you so much for this advice. Was planning on taking a trip to bowser’s castle this weekend, but you have shown me the dangers I could face 😮‍💨

[@beanzard64]

Glad I could help!

[@klaushassen3954]

​@@beanzard64 Plus bowser is a dictator lusting after a human woman so just like any communist country imagine a fire breathing reptile immediately murdering you just for saying the wrong thing or like most dumbasses being sentenced for something you never did to begin with.

[@matroqueta6825]

Ikr? I was gonna go to rainbow road but now I know that if I go to space I will die immediately

[@ILoveNumbers_MarioFan]

I would not put Daisy Circuit under “Dangerous”. At worst, it belongs under “Take Caution” because of the amount of cones there are. Even though it’s harder than Mario Circuit, I still think Daisy Circuit is safer.

[@kkk__6755]

daisy circuit should 100% be in completely safe

[@Ivytheherbert]

Good point, the cones weren't considered. Put it in Maple Treeway tier!

[@lemonquacklol]

Coconut Mall literally has a giant drop where if you fall you’re falling onto CONCRETE.

[@samanthasinger7235]

i like that you're kind of evaluating these as picnic locations, like about how much grass there is and stuff. 10/10 I love it unironically

[@beanzard64]

Glad you liked it!

[@PthariensFlame]

23:10 “It’s the safest one that will kill you” What a fantastic sentence.

[@endermage77]

I would rank Dry Dry Ruins considerably lower, owing to the fact that the interior of the ruins is actively collapsing and filling up with sand while the race is happening.

[@dynosgarcia7645]

Here beaches with animals capable of launching your car dozens of meters in the air or terrorist throwing bombs at you, a desert with gigant stones falling on your way and a literally haunted mansion with walls falling into the void are all considered safer than your average city drive like Daisy Circuit

[@Will-64]

TERRORISTS???

[@jarlbuttonthe3rd]

The music choices throughout were impeccable. Was not expecting to be chilling to the Tomodachi Life shop tune during a discussion about mario characters actually dying

[@minecrafter3448]

You really underestimated the danger of the boost panels. Those things are gonna send you flying, lots of extra danger

[@sonicwaveinfinitymiddwelle8555]

Just don't use them.

[@minecrafter3448]

@@sonicwaveinfinitymiddwelle8555 don’t think that’s gonna happen when you get hit by a shell and spin out of control, then killed by the whiplash

[@pearlplayaa]

*That one mario kart ad where a toad accidentally goes on one and goes flying*

[@AlexRoseGames]

@@sonicwaveinfinitymiddwelle8555 but daisy's circuit, in which you can stay entirely pedestrian behind the barriers, is ranked as dangerous because there's an optional staircase that even the cars don't have to go over?

[@c0coa5]

Mkwii custom tracks need a new tier below “You will die”

[@beanzard64]

Agreed

[@constellationmaker135]

"Welcome to hell"

[@somebodylikesbacon1960]

melting magma melee

[@donovanmahan2901]

"Dead on arrival" rainbow road would fit there because of the whole space thing

[@sonicwaveinfinitymiddwelle8555]

fr we need "designed only for superhumans" tier

[@swagpig]

When he was talking about the daisy circuit shortcut being a “horrible prank” I thought he was talking about the jump scare 💀

[@jelly.56]

Wow somebody else remembers it

[@amethyst5783]

​@@jelly.56what are you guys talking about???

[@djhunter3756]

@@amethyst5783wayyyyy back when there was an old jumpscare video of someone uploading this supposedly crazy Daisy Circuit ultra shortcut, and then like about 30-40 seconds into the video you get jumpscared by the girl from the Exorcist Look up “Daisy Circuit Ultra Shortcut Glitch” it’ll be the old one by davidfilscool, the jumpscare is a little over halfway in (for the record no I don’t know this all in my head I went and searched it up myself and came back to edit this comment to let you know where to go lol)

[@armakeen3576]

​@@amethyst5783There was a really famous video back in the days where someone said he would show a new shortcut on Daisy Circuit, but instead it was a big jumpscare. I guess this video traumatised a lot of kids 😂

[@Ascension721]

please dont remind me of that screamer

[@carterjames8829]

Biologically speaking, the only characters in Mario Kart (in general BTW, not just Wii) that can survive in space are Dry Bones, King Boo, Rosalina, and Dry Bowser. I guess you could also argue that Rob the Robot counts, but I wouldn't.

[@gameyfirebro9645]

Can't plants also survive in space?

[@carterjames8829]

@@gameyfirebro9645 IDK, but if they can, I guess that includes Petey

[@memelurd7341]

Remember that lack of oxygen is not the only thing to worry about. Rob probably isn't built for extreme conditions unless you consider Smash Bros.

[@carterjames8829]

@@memelurd7341 I know that

[@gameyfirebro9645]

@carterjames8829 after all in Mario Sunshine he was created by Bowser Jr using the magic paintbrush.

[@kiliandevers4994]

Did you forget about the mobile bombs capable of leveling a small house on moonview highway.

[@anonyme4881]

You forget one things about rainbow road. As it is in space since there isnt any pressure so every bodyfluid you have will boil and evaporate nearly instantanously. Which will cause one of the most painfull death possible in about 15 seconds. Thats how you actually die in space Also in N64 bowser castle there is actually plant in the castle garden so its probably not that deadly. You can actually be near lava unprotected, the real issue with lava and volcano are the toxic gas that will kill you extremly fast. Thats why the raging volcano map is actually as deadly as rainbow road, you will end up as a pompei mummy, while I think N64 bowser castle has only security issue. (There is plant so no toxic gas)

[@TheManOfManyNames.]

It seems like Ghost Valley is a boardwalk, so it’s assumed that there is water a good bit below the track. Even though there is water, it’s very likely to be contaminated, so it’s better to put it in “Dangerous.”

[@burnt-potatoes]

actually, moo moo meadows is the most dangerous track in the entire series

[@13encorp_productions]

Agreed

[@music_and_other_random_thi1330]

Those cows

[@MaxGamer15409]

Not the most dangerous, but significantly more dangerous than other tracks

[@maxgraivier2024]

Dry Dry Ruins should be a bit lower than “Take Caution”. The amount of falling sand inside the temple in each lap increases, which implies that someone could suffocate in there.

[@TheNunchuckChampion]

I hope you do this for every Mario Kart game, I'd like to see videos like that

[@beanzard64]

Thanks for letting me know! I’ll consider it

[@antonyc.7173]

There’s one for Mario Kart 8, but it’s done from the perspective of a safety inspector. kzbin.info/www/bejne/l6GwgWdnd61opNU

[@arcticphoenix2789]

Daisy Circuit should be completely safe, in my opinion. Even the stair section does not seem too bad

[@keetlecorn]

i remember seeing a portal osha violations video and i think mario kart would be a fun series to breakdown. how many osha violations each track has

[@utubeiskaren7796]

Oh yeah I saw that, that video was nuts

[@Moonstruck_Arrow]

Moonview should have been rated much more dangerous than it was. There are LITERAL BOMBS driving around. Also, as a highway, sharp turns with no guardrail is a huge no-no

[@Mr.Magnetix]

bro compared a nice ride through a lovely safe old town at evening to a literal highway at night with cliffs, dangerous driving and freakin BOMB CARTS

[@jesusmijares8614]

20:48 Oh god, it was so funny that he accidentally put Bowser Castle in "Completely safe", but even safer that Moo Moo meadows😂

[@SheepStar8]

I feel like the colors of the tier list should be swapped. Typically associations are red with danger, orange with warning, yellow with caution, green as good to go, and blue as peaceful and calm. Not like it kills the video or anything though.

[@Toothless49]

But the shortcut is optional is Daisy circut. I see where you're coming from, but i would argue the danger of hitting a cow is much greater than going out of your way to hit a boost pad

[@YW0gbW9vbWluIG5vdw]

I found it funny that 'Completly Safe' is red and 'You will DIE' is blue.

[@qedsoku849]

14:30 about this comment: You'd actually die by burning from friction when you hit the atmosphere. Also, water is one of the worst things to fall into from great heights, it acts solid if you hit it fast enough because it doesn't compress, and if you take any injury from the fall, you will likely drown, not that taking injuries on land puts you in a good spot if you're outside a city, but you have a bit of a better chance of finding or being found by someone before you die.

[@asteroidxarmageddon2354]

None of that would matter.....because in all honesty you'll just incinerate on re-entry, so I doubt there will be ANY piece of you left to even hit the ground with....much less find....

[@bigfry5]

moo moo meadows is a sleeper dangerous track, those fence posts are pretty sharp

[@beanzard64]

I completely forgot about the splinter risk

[@MarbleTrackProductions]

lol

[@Dough_user681]

Over all it's pretty safe if the cows don't become idiots

[@Dough_user681]

Over all it's pretty safe if the cows don't become idiots

[@agentblackbird9435]

This actually reflects really well how intimidating the tracks were to me as a child. I think the setting really helps add to the difficulty and challenge of courses like Rainbow Road and Wario’s Gold Mine

[@electronikko]

Technically, SNES Mario circuit 3 should be in the You Will Die tier. If you look in the background, the planet this course is on has three suns.

[@AlexRoseGames]

maybe the suns are all less intense than our sun

[@marmota7615]

bro, ghost valley is dangerous as hell, like, the ghosts, they are dead for a reason

[@stanzacosmi]

I think the chain chomps should be compared to a dog, since that's what they were designed after. And since in super mario bros 3, the chainchomps can leave the posts (their origin game btw), after enough time, I'd say dangerous.

[@stanzacosmi]

pokey's are just cacti, so they're safe but painful

[@froggycolouring]

Also in link’s awakening chainchomps are called bowwows, and bowwow is a sound dogs make

[@gameyfirebro9645]

Speaking of SMB3, Desert Hill 100% goes in you will die bc Angry Sun.

[@certifiedidiot0]

Thank you for helping me decide which place to go to for my vacation. Grumble Volcano sounds like an excellent place to stay!

[@melsbacksfriend]

Chain chomps are based off an angry dog that Miyamoto was scared of as a kid.

[@beanzard64]

That's awesome

[@four-en-tee]

Just gonna say: you can easily die if you slam your car into a deer. I can only imagine how worse hitting a cow is, and considering the cows wander the stage on their own accord, it adds this element of RNG that makes things much more dangerous than a normal racetrack. Overall, this should be in Take Caution tier, this track is easily more dangerous than Luigi Circuit.

[@dry4smash946]

Ah yeah, irl rng

[@RudeRabit]

You also gotta consider that Bowser’s Castle is straight up designed for you to die. Bowser doesn’t want Mario in his castle, so he has to make as much precautions as possible to make sure he doesn’t get in, and never tries to get in again.

[@bob-859]

In daisy circuit, you’ve also gotta keep in mind that a regular person might try to take a stroll on the sidewalk and get hit by a driver. I think that knocks it down a few because of that false sense of security.

[@DanialTarki]

14:38 The way I see it, there could possibly oxygen in that specific location of space, but it’s still extremely dangerous due to the falling risk, even into other sections of the platforms.

[@Wahmageddon]

I just feel bad for the person that has to clean up the tire markings inside Coconut Mall itself on those glass floors.\

[@tipmobe4764]

🪦 here lies Toad, he fell all the way out the video to find his resting place down here He was a loving mushroom, but also very loud at times Rest in peace, little mushroom

[@20000dino]

11:55 It’s not safer than Daisy Circuit. You can absolutely just not take the shortcut in DC if you don’t want to - but you cannot avoid having to go through the falling pillars in Dry Dry Ruins. Plus, you’d more likely survive the fall in DC than being mortally crushed by a pillar in DDR. Same thing with Yoshi Falls (16:13). You argued one could just take the wooden bridge path instead of the waterfall, so why not apply the same logic to Daisy Circuit (especially when it’s just a shortcut - aka not part of the main road like in Yoshi Falls)? Honestly, there were multiple points throughout the video where your logic didn’t seem to be the best. I still really enjoyed it, though.

[@beanzard64]

Glad you enjoyed it anyways!

[@Gingerperson1234]

Just remember to bring your bunker with you if there's going to be a race because for some reason they just hand the racers live bombs, even in shopping malls.

[@ankharahallstrom1580]

Maybe after visiting Grumble Volcano you could go to the gift shop, assuming you survived and escaped with no serious injuries, and buy a t-shirt that says "I Survived Grumble Volcano"

[@saltinefromindiana]

Moo Moo Meadows is so dangerous man. Not only are you gonna go flying due to a literal cow hitting you car, but youre probably gonna die depending on how fast you are going and your lack of any safety equipment like helmets or seatbelts. Also for the Chain Chomps, imagine of a 10ft tall rabid dog made of iron or some shit like that is lunging toward you

[@utubeiskaren7796]

Personally I'd equate a chain chomp to an extremely angry bear in terms of danger. In both cases, you f*cking die if it gets to you.

[@saltinefromindiana]

@utubeiskaren7796 I mean I guess since bears are related to dogs, but it also depends on what you did to the bear and also what kind. But for the most part you are right

[@AlexRoseGames]

@@utubeiskaren7796 it's way more aggressive and dangerous than a bear. bears are occasionally cautious, chainchomps invariably attempt to kill you on sight. even just them smashing into you is instant death, but if they eat you it's over

[@takumui3332]

I do wonder how daisy circuit is less safe than a jungle

[@findinghome7320]

Another thing moonview highway has going for it is that the drivers use their blinkers when they change lanes. More than I can say for many areas I've lived in

[@kingjlinza]

I would love to see this type of tier list for Mario Kart 8 tracks

[@andrewszanto9347]

If you were in grumble volcano that close to lave your flesh would melt and if it didn't your vehicle would just explode

[@silvesta5027]

I think moo moo meadows is very very dangerous. Driving through a race track full of cows is bound to cause accidents

[@persona4cat]

crazy how he put daisy circuit in dangerous because of some stairs and coconut mall is in mostly safe being a LITERAL MALL and having a 50 FOOT FALL

[@riley4694]

Did you forget that Coconut Mall has its drivers driving off of an escalator, driving up an escalator, and jumping off a three story mall

[@beanzard64]

Sounds safe to me!

[@SimonGaming369-l3o]

Rainbow road probably has some oxygen, especially recognizing that you can play as Miis, so there must be some safety there.

[@cobly6873]

Clicked on this accidentally but I’m glad I ended up here…

[@KyokoKirigiri-yj2tm]

I would put moonview highway in the "extreme lack of safety precautions" tier or the "you will die" tier since there are literally bomb cars driving on the road and just touching them ever so slighty is enough to make it an explode

[@ahhh-qr1lk]

Cool video, but honestly if you argue that Daisy's Circuit is dangerous because you can fall after the stairs then Wario's Goldmine is straight "You will die"...

[@maxfi878]

0:06 Not to a location in Wii, but one in 8 (London).

[@robingrimm3443]

Fun facts, freezing is not actually instant death. Nurses have a saying - you’re not dead til you’re warm and dead. The cold can do a lot to prevent you from dying, and in certain cases (like getting wasted while the titanic is sinking) it’s possible to prevent your blood from freezing when hanging around in ice water. There will probably be damage to extremities but given how folks are getting flash frozen when dropped into out of bounds areas, the core temperatures aren’t taking immediately. (To clarify, I’m not saying they’ll be fine obviously but they may not be dead yet)

[@livingdead4855]

I clicked on this thinking it would be a joke video like the Smash Bros OSHA violation video I've seen around but it's completely serious and rationally put together and I am absolutely all here for it, awesome video

[@beanzard64]

Thanks haha

[@stillsameguy2836]

Fun video, only thing I kinda got caught up on was Daisy Circuit being ranked as safe as it was. My uncle got tboned in that double roundabout and ended up pushing up daisies so to speak. Gets a "you will die" from me, but to each their own.

[@beanzard64]

Sorry to hear that.

[@SpaceDoge]

I think gba bowser castle is in the guaranteed death category with rainbow road, the metal on the lava bridge is red because of the sheer atmospheric temperature that close to an ocean of lava

[@NintendoFanChessandMore]

I would put coconut mall in extreme lack of safety precautions because well I don't see any security there so who is helping you if you get robbed

[@deletedaccount.sogo9]

Solution for all the tracks that have water to not drown: if you are a kid like at least 5-9 years old wear a lifejacket if you are 10-♾️ years old use a floatie

[@SalmonLamborghini]

Please make on for DS and 8. This is a super fun concept.

[@Diamond-OSCandMarblestuff]

Do not worry i will do ds Maybe

[@acacmlopez367]

Ghost Valley 2 is very dangerous because the walls fall when you touch them.

[@Iron8127]

Thank you! I was thinking of moving moonview highway but now i know not to try.

[@nealdooley9591]

Moonview Highway has literall bombs on wheels that explode on the slightest impact. How is that not at the minimum very very dangerous.

[@sonicwaveinfinitymiddwelle8555]

Make a sequel where you rank maps based on how easy it is to get out of bounds and how broken the boundaries are

[@SheepStar8]

I feel like I should mention that I've seen this video idea only one other time from a KZbinr named J0rts. Now it isn't like you can't do this video just because it's similar, but I feel like maybe you should give the guy a little... Oh wait you did in the description. Props to you then! Good video!

[@SilverAceOfSpades]

The highway with bomb cars, beach with pirates, falling desert ruins, and mall with huge drop to concrete are ranked too high imo

[@abysmaltophat]

Dk Summit and Maple treeway should’ve instantly been put in you will die as it features a literal cannon that launches you hundreds of meters.

[@tomasprochazka7840]

No toads were hurt during the making of this video

[@NoobCheeseTaker]

8:11 "You fall a great distance because you walked up some stairs" Now why did I think about OMORI at this quote?

[@utubeiskaren7796]

This is a great video, although next time I would put the most dangerous ones at the top of the tier list instead of the bottom, to make it fit better with other KZbin videos that do similar things.

[@utubeiskaren7796]

So rank them by danger instead of safety

[@beanzard64]

Thanks! If I ever do another video like this, I'll consider that

[@Mrbeanmariokartwii]

hi beanzard,just want to let u know that u r one of my favorite mario kart wii youtubers,as you do really anything in this game,and ur video quality is fabulous,and you talk really calmly,my hands click faster than light when u upload by the way,your amazing ❤❤❤

[@beanzard64]

Thank you so much! I really appreciate it ❤

[@Froztiez]

I wish you would've showed more of the maps while you explained your reasoning. It's infinitely better than just staring at a ranking list.

[@DelyssiyaTrash]

Thanks, bean! I'll take more caution next time i play Mario Kart Wii so my Character don't has to go to the hospital or even worse, die

[@nadlanod5897]

Perhaps you could make a video that reviews the comments of this video. Since many people agree that Coconut Mall's 3 story drop is way more dangerous than the 1 story drop on Daisy Circuit.

[@pengiunanimatorguy]

20:44 this out of context

[@gudgub]

So you are trying to say I should visit Ghost Valley 2 before I visit places like Peach Gardens or Daisy Circuit? I think not.

[@beanzard64]

That’s exactly what I’m saying.

[@dry4smash946]

You should visit rainbow road as well imo

[@ToadDuck]

I think peach gardens should be much higher. peach gardens has the big house you can go to and even if you cant access, there is a full on safe section before you finish a lap. There is probably something there because its opened in mario kart 8.

[@gregericson4868]

And Grumble Volcano will keep collapsing until you go down with it.

[@Tocaraca]

I think if you fall off on Ghost Valley you will die. I would switch that with Daisy Circuit. You don't have to take that shortcut.

[@PsyduckEnthusiast]

What! moon view highway has mad driving bombs

[@marcosortega3350]

I would put N64 Bowser’s Castle in “You will die.” You will catch fire if you’re in close proximity to lava, and let me tell you, you get pretty darn close to it.

[@MrJack8700]

Please dont drink water directly from a lake

[@AA_plus_LIVE]

Imagine trying to do the ultra on mushroom gorge in real life💀

[@ninkaz]

moonview highway should definitely be ranked much lower. i don't trust those toll booth workers to provide aid in the event of an accident considering how they commonly let through literal bombs on wheels. i swear, they'll hire anyone these days. it's ridiculous.

[@beanzard64]

Good point

[@adambryant4149]

"It's a mall and you would think that's a safe environment." I don't know if you've ever heard of Black Friday

[@Kebbo1992]

I like how they worry more about hitting earth's surface and the impact it may cause in Rainbow Road instead of LITERALLY BURNING ALIVE

[@YourAverageGamer991]

I love the great content in beanzard videos

[@beanzard64]

Thank you!

[@GoldenfoilLJ]

DK summit has a ski lift to the side…

[@bryanpaulnintendo]

How is Moonview Highway not in the “You will Die” section? It literally has bomb cars that can blow you up