i put all of the d**dos in one video

[@jupitermoody-mcintyre7353]

Gorgug going 'No' quietly when all the sex robots come to life has the same energy as when Fabiain going 'no' when his mum first noticed Gilear

[@angrywizard3199]

Also very much like Fabian when Gorgug realises Bill Seacaster might be his dad

[@olidon96]

@@angrywizard3199”don’t fucking do this”

[@Verylengthyapple]

Parents embarrassing their kids continue (but extreme)

[@khatira72]

"No" when k2 rolled a nat 20

[@FelixLopez-u2v]

My favorite part is Emily and Siobhan whispering the hidden meanings like Gorgug's intrusive thoughts.

[@quantumofzentrix2748]

They did the same thing in starstruck😁

[@als_pals]

*swingers*

[@paradiseunicorn171]

@@als_pals 𝐬*𝐱 𝐬𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠

[@veryvivid]

as someone who grew up with very sex-positive parents much like digby and wilma, when gorgug said "principal grix, disintegrate me please" i felt that to my core

[@zachscarbrough2727]

You can take only so much psychological scarring damage before you decide that, life just isn’t really worth it at this point. 😅

[@jimmy_the_squid9456]

Gorgug literally went to Hell and it wasn't as traumatizing as this whole day

[@alitaher003]

To be fair, regular hell is Orc Heaven.

[@crimson2209]

@@alitaher003 don’t forget he also went to Orc Hell and it kinda WAS more traumatizing than this LOL, but yeah, he’s been to normal hell MULTIPLE times and it’s never been more traumatic than this

[@thedocblock6421]

I love how Zac plays entirely frazzled, Stressed out, confused Gorgug. Stop using subtext, stop beating around the bush, I don't have the mental acuity to read social cues, what the fuck are you talking about and what are we doing?

[@logicaloverdrive8197]

He just busted his ass nailing 3 artificer classes and this truly has brought him to his fucking limit.

[@AngelusX92]

Do you have a fucking warrant? This will love in my mind rentfree

[@eugeneimnotgonnatellyoumyl5513]

I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards

[@meganjones3427]

I love Zac going "don't do this. Just think about it."

[@Xhalph]

It's not every day that a player is the one asking the DM, "Are you sure?"

[@ankylo5550]

"21 fucking damage" absolutely destroyed me watching the episode

[@onedepressedgamerm6525]

19 fisting damage and 11 waxing damage

[@miimo_channel]

5:54 ffffuccking damage 💦

[@Lucifersfursona]

“21 _fucking_ damage”

[@d_rock1535]

as opposed to 21, fucking, damage

[@GZilla311]

@@LucifersfursonaIs that bludgeoning or piercing?

[@chelskee3784]

The investment in their parents sex lives over the PCs datings lives continues

[@ireallydidntwanttomakeanac575]

The editor deserves a raise for adding that twinkle sound as Lou poses.

[@goldfishtoast]

Thats not edited lou is just built like that

[@infectious_alexis4818]

@@goldfishtoastthat’s just his natural aura

[@tdhsacademy9540]

@@infectious_alexis4818lou canonically has paladin auras 😂

[@T.Florenz]

"I really can't answer that question... and I'm really mad that you asked me that." 💀💀💀

[@Verylengthyapple]

7:10

[@brycelavender2255]

Gorgug slowly becoming more like “fuck this fuck my life” it’s beautiful and very junior year

[@thebadpoet]

I’m having such an art history kid moment of “yes, indeed yes, nude is the correct term for non sexual non self aware nakedness this is a correct usage of nude.”

[@vante2]

I genuinely can't believe I got baited for what was gonna happen based on the previous episode. Zach acted like everything happening was truly tragic in the preview bits. Turns out it was just his (Gorgug's) parents being very, very sexual and embarrassing the shit out of him lmao

[@catherineelmore2004]

I cringed when all they had was the sex talk notebook... This felt like taking psychic damage. Like feel like I need to take out my character sheet from the campaign playing in and see if I'm dead cause I'm taking damage second hand.

[@brenna6460]

The most powerful second hand cringe ive ever felt in my life

[@IrisGlowingBlue]

++

[@dankacademia1865]

same, it was a total shock

[@deerking7464]

This is an entire new level of trauma for Gorgug to deal with goddamn

[@chiguy23]

I think he would rather spend the rest of his life not knowing who his father is than deal with this.

[@StarVideoMovie]

DILDOS ON THE LAWN MOWER!

[@deathbykonami5487]

Isn't the lawnmower also a tank?

[@LostLifetimes]

to the tone of "COOCHIE JUICE ON MY DISHESSS"

[@ycsdramaqueen]

3:01 "Don't...do this. Don't do this."

[@Lucifersfursona]

“When I was born I never signed an agreement to wear clothes all my life” _it’s true_

[@Lucifersfursona]

4:00 my autistic ass trying to talk to my own actual friends

[@Lucifersfursona]

5:55 ally thank you so much

[@DHasty]

​@Lucifersfursona I'm glad I'm not the only autistic person like this 😅

[@nico_irl]

I never thought I'd hear Brennan say the word Sybian and yet here we are

[@IrisGlowingBlue]

I didn't know what it meant and honestly I wished that I still didn't

[@emmettbrown3463]

@@IrisGlowingBluei know more now

[@LostLifetimes]

No literally

[@binary_terror2]

I’m kind of surprised it didn’t happen sooner

[@zachscarbrough2727]

I’m more surprised that it wasn’t brought up earlier.

[@from_vault420]

Cassandra works hard but damn do Dimension 20 fans work harder

[@IrisGlowingBlue]

Gorgug can just never see any of his parents again, this is the limit

[@vera39440]

Ally's reactions to Lou are so good every time. I love how they show eachother a bit is working, so that they'll lean into it even more

[@SeporiBowi]

Zelda's parents were also extremely sex positive, now that I think about it. Probably was a weird thing both "trauma"bonded over. Such a shame they broked up. The infinite comedic potential of both sets of Gorgu's parents and Zelda's parents swinging between each other...

[@kidvega0450]

I seriously do hope we get the chance to see wtf happened. Cause I didn’t watch the 7 so I’m thinking maybe something happened in there but otherwise Kristen is seemingly getting a lot of resolution with Tracker but we still haven’t heard a word from or even about Zelda this season and it worries me,

[@ebetg4191]

@@kidvega0450i also didnt watch the 7 for a long time, but it became one of my favorite seasons ever once i did

[@alecLogan]

@@kidvega0450 It specifically did _not_ happen in the 7, based on all the “wait what”s on Reddit when junior year started. In theory, this plot and that one are _supposed_ to be concurrent, but in this timeline for (iirc) yet unknown reasons, they’ve split for the time being.

[@carveylover]

3:02 has the same energy as Jasper telling Abria no in Burrows End. Zac was good in this episode. He really captured the energy of being an embarrassed teen by their parents' energy.

[@johnthwong]

your lawn is shorn💀siobhan does have poetry in her heart

[@jammsin.]

the IMMEDIATE caution is fucking hilarious. gorgug smelled that shit from a mile away 😭😭😭

[@titanuranus3095]

So its a riding-mower?

[@T.Florenz]

🏅

[@aleeysaurasrex]

So much Rage-Fodder to send to Porter

[@Maria.Annette]

Just as a reminder, at the end of freshman year, the Thistlespring lawnmower was a tank. And by the start of junior year, it was a fucking machine. There are three possibilities we can extrapolate from this information: 1: The Thistlesprings have two different lawnmowers. 2: The Thistlesprings decided a fucking machine was more valuable to them than a tank. 3: The Thistlesprings have a lawnmower that is equal part tank and fucking machine. This makes the lawnmower an alternate universe version of Sundry Sidney,

[@cookieeaturface]

I love how much effort and production went into this bit, just to be met with bewilderment and muted horror.

[@RebeccaFriesenTransformativeTr]

I'm slightly disappointed the animation of the lawnmower emerging wasn't part of this video.

[@lyricbot8513]

This episode was just several insane plot points after another

[@nataliebland3078]

They made a documentary about Rick before this season released, and somehow no one ever mentioned this part

[@Verylengthyapple]

Zach is so good at being a mildly annoyed confused gorgug

[@lemurpotatoes7988]

The energy of asking your DM if he's sure he wants to do that! Never seen it before, love it!

[@emrysss]

“you KNOW how to secure a tarp!” took me outtttt

[@Robin_DeBank]

At 6:54 I had a moment where I thought this video had somehow made my phone start glitching with the pure cursed energy

[@pjshearn2000]

“does rick have other things” made me HOWL

[@catherineelmore2004]

The art in the dome is just perfect this season! Love it!

[@emmaconn1627]

I love the implication that Gorgug's adoptive parents and his biological parents have all had sex with each other lmfaoooo

[@sasquatch_z]

My favorite part about this, knowing Brennans hippie-esque upbringing. Is that this is probably all coming from a time in his life where he was put into a similar position lmao

[@RedRattt]

Another extra detail about the machines. The "appendages" are oversized for humans but the Thistlesprings are halflings who are like 3 foot tall. I'm just saying they must know some powerful wizards to be able to use those things. Or maybe they are detatchable and have smaller "appendages" for their personal use and bigger ones for the larger species who were attending.

[@jakedoyle1967]

You got this out so fast from when the episode dropped, love it

[@alisonlazarus4625]

Gorgug might have to kill Fig. There's simply no other course of action. He just has to punch her until she's dead.

[@samminicksm]

The second Porter starts using it in Barbarian classes, it’s over 😂

[@batsybatsybats_]

Part of me wonders, and I hope I'm not out of line, but has Gorgug's parents, like both sets, swung? I guess they're all consenting adults anyway so it'll be fine. :3c

[@T.Florenz]

They'd be a cute poly quad, imo 🧡

[@koolaidman_]

That's what I was thinking when his bio parents showed up, like them and the thistlesprings are *fucking*

[@Raye-Raye]

I don’t think so or at least hope not? Gorbag and Roz have known the Thistlesprings since they were 14 or younger since that’s how old they were when they had Gorgug and gave him up for adoption.

[@batsybatsybats_]

@@Raye-Raye ah, you're right you're right. I forgot how young Gorgug's bio parents were when they had him. Thank you for this info!

[@stm7810]

@@Raye-Raye counterpoint hebephilia.

[@gidgetboggs1656]

"Does Rick have other stuff?" 😂

[@quantumofzentrix2748]

I'm not caught up and this made me giggle soo hard

[@ProperlyGaming]

Gorgug just blatantly calling out his parents will never not crack me up. Like bro is almost out of the house, they couldnt wait another year or 2 before he finished school and moved out before getting into some freak shit? They couldnt even do him the courtesy of making sure all their sexy time gadgets and gizmos were put away so he didnt have to see it and be aware his parents were getting extremely freaky? Coke on man, you wanna get freaky and spice up the bedroom then thats fine, but dont have your child coming home to your freak toys laying about out in the open..

[@MrKingsMedia]

Gorgug’s parents being wildly sexual felt super out of pocket.

[@Blasted2Oblivion]

They have always been very sex positive. It's just the first time we have seen their artifice talents applied in such a way.

[@MrKingsMedia]

@@Blasted2Oblivion after I made this comment I’ve rewatched s1 and the “docking” scene 😂

[@reynastrange2828]

The episode where Brennan broke Zac

[@Lanayru19]

So, went back to Freshman Year-wasn’t the mower also a tank? Cause that adds a whole new element to the ‘fun’

[@hank9112]

Love these scenes.

[@lyricbot8513]

So do the Thistlesprings

[@miriamt9076]

😏 I’ve had ✨sex✨ before 😉

[@GamerGrovyle]

He's had a little sex

[@mondaynightballroom20]

Zac's accent comes out at such interesting times--in this case, on the word "nude"

[@faroshscale]

one of my favorite things about fantasy high: everyone's parents are boning.

[@IceGoddessXIV]

Perfect thumbnail, good job 👍

[@oriousblack]

4:53 The moment dissociation begins!

[@RikkyRiot]

"fig stop whispering 'swingers'"

[@oriattackwillperkins.1355]

This feels like South park

[@zhinfim9909]

Alright... what did I missed?

[@superanimeniac]

it was a long summer of darkness.

[@Salchipapa97]

getting these machines off...line

[@lukefisch9483]

Holy shit😭

[@ashlitious6624]

are Gorgug’s adopted and bio parents sleeping together??

[@pete-treedish4363]

I was wondering the same thing but then I thought I’m fine with never knowing how this story ends😂

[@jauxro]

Adventuring Party? No, ✨Polycule✨

[@onedepressedgamerm6525]

What is a swinger

[@RichardStrong86]

Oh my sweet summer child...

[@stormystohelit6256]

Well bud, if you check the binder, it's in section three. Sometimes, kiddo, couples like to meet other couples and swap partners for the night or weekend or the duration of the faire. Perfectly natural, bud, so long as everyone is comfortable, communicating and having a good time.

[@onedepressedgamerm6525]

@@stormystohelit6256ok i wanna say non arab people are wild if you family knew that here everyone is dead

[@SeanBoyce-gp]

@@onedepressedgamerm6525i promise you - promise you - there are people who do this in some part of the world where you live. They're just wildly wealthy and powerful enough that they can keep it quiet.

[@odessawild7798]

​@@stormystohelit6256I love that you took a digby and Wilma demeanor

[@stm7810]

since these are sex toys and this isn't consensual to be attacked by them, are the bad kids technically being sexually assaulted here?