I Put Obvious SHORTCUTS Right IN FRONT Of Everyone!

[@darealkosmo]

thanks for nothing have a great day

[@goldendon511]

was looking for this comment yesterday but glad you hold your word next time try a bet for lesser known players and you might win:p

[@LSA-madness]

Hii!!! How are ya!!!

[@dibaterman]

So basically kAN's got PTSD and fears being in another "I tricked my friends" video. He's basically got a tin foil hat on at this point.

[@cjslime8847]

He dose wear a trash can

[@benjaminfranklin329]

It's hardly a tin foil hat scenario when what he's worried about has actually happened multiple times

[@RavenDravenek]

The real answer is simple, after months of cheese tracks, the new meta is farming the other’s paranoia for content with cheeseless tracks

[@Warcans]

I got a bit too stubborn to get a time by driving more on the actual route :D Think the first corners were faster to take on road since you could save a lot of speed, but it was hard to carry that through 2nd checkpoint

[@happyHHyu]

Yeah it’s slower in the 2nd checkpoint

[@Vulcan.]

@KCP KA2 true

[@VaciPlay]

After what others told to you. You should definitely create more complex objects by combining the non-collidable cubes together.

[@versuzzero5335]

they are giving ideas for free.

[@amplsi]

i love that he couldnt even get a full sentence out before "WHERE IS THE CHEESE DAPPER"

[@yjoth3977]

Everyone's mindset when they play Dapper's map : "There's always a better road" *proceeds to stray elsewhere*

[@FUGP72]

The booster pick up could be something like a fire extinguisher shooting out the back to propel you forward just a little bit faster. Use it all at once, or save it for quick little bursts.

[@TheLtVoss]

Yeha or rockets and how about funky mechanics that it boosts regardless of ground friction and like inside a air stream of a fan it gets stronger etc

[@FUGP72]

@@TheLtVoss But if it is rockets, it should be something like a plain old bottle rocket. Keeping with the soap box derby theme of being generally just scrap you might find around the garage. Plus, I don't think they'd want to have long term boosts or else you totally lose the whole originality of the game. Plus, I think the fire extinguisher would make for a funnier visual. Perfect for this less than serious game.

[@TheLtVoss]

@@FUGP72 with rockets I was thinking of fireworks stuff mabye even a bunch bundled together and yeah only a short burst of same seconds and all in one go with no stopping it maby even with ignition delay to make it worse to use because of the soapbox gravity racing theme But the fier extinguisher could have more potential in like zero gravity maps (kans "too the moon" (more like to the next star because color glowing gray isn't available))

[@FUGP72]

@@TheLtVoss A pack of bottle rockets could be cool. So it shoots them off one by one where you get just a tiny boost each time for a second for each one. I know Yannic doesn't want to make this just like a MarioKart clone, but I really think he SHOULD add some comical boosters that don't have a huge effect, but just enough.

[@SpecialFX99]

Next theme: Everyone makes a "Dapper track". I think that'd be super entertaining!

[@thomasfisk2467]

Comedy option: everyone tries to do a twist, and it's just 4 RNG chaos tracks with no cheese

[@chanlott7171]

Yessss

[@AchillesRightNow]

"So this weeks theme is Rock Crawlers but what my friends DONT know is that i secretly melt their brains" love this dude

[@aristo999999999]

Basically Dapper serving bite-sized cheese instead of as whole.

[@Delilah_the_dragon]

It's like shredded cheese spread across the map as opposed to the entire wheel of cheese in one spot

[@denzy3929]

Dapper doing his best to gain Kans trust again

[@redopz4462]

Combining off-road and on-road paths in a way that makes you choose between them is kind of niche, but by far my favourite type of racing. I haven't played the game, but just watching this track I know I love it. In my opinion, the two best examples of this type of racing would the mountain biking game Descenders, and the Ba ttle Royale modes in Forza Horizons 4 and 5. This track scratch the same kind of itch those do.

[@happy-zg1jr]

I love it when dapper makes these cheesy yet more calculated cheezy tracks..

[@FlawlessRuby]

9:35 why cant i fly, Age well lol

[@dustinkeier9176]

If you can't see well going through the non-collidable objects, you should combine them together to place a whole track INSIDE the objects!

[@Nineninetails]

Howdy Satan. Feeding Dapper his daily dose of inspiration I see.

[@halotalim]

Reason singing "Jesus Take the Wheel" didn't work is because he said it was Taylor Swift's song.

[@primes1937]

I wonder... is it possible to put a normal-sized real checkpoint inside a massive checkpoint? Like, if you go through the apparent checkpoint, it counts as two checkpoints at once, but if you go on the outside it still makes the noise but only counts as one checkpoint. If that makes any sense at all?

[@bllllllllackbirdie]

You should make a track with like a lot of ways to finish it so its really hard to know which one is the fastest

[@brr4519]

fiets already did this, it was a map with dozens of paths in a circle around the start

[@aaronbredon2948]

The guns in a racing game comes from Car Wars, which was partly based on a short story "Why Johnny can't Speed".

[@kanebarrett9810]

I lovveee how literal he took the theme rock crawler it’s so funny

[@KittenKatja]

9:40 I believe you're talking about Drift City. Drift City randomly added an "underworld", where guns were attached to the sides of the car, and only in that world you could do crazy spins, and no cars on the streets to dodge. Too bad the meta there is just not newbie friendly nowadays. I mean, "normal" ranked races consists of the start boost, and drift boost from start to end, copying only the drift boost strat, you will get pushed into the wall, by the other participants, killing your speed. OG talking now: I was the first to take both of these, sacrificing speed for drift boost, but sparingly used it for corners, until I saw someone else always try drift boosting from start to end, while it was still slower than normal driving. Going off for long 2 years, and I come back to that mess. Trackmania: "No one can take us seriously as a racing game if the fastest way is driving backwards." Yeah, can you take Drift City seriously when drift boosting is the fastest?

[@lukioou5981]

The voice of dapper at 9:57 Btw where's the super thx?

[@LunarNors]

Really liked this track, was fun trying to find which route was best, and it was hard not to join in looking for cheeses from run 1 lol

[@andrewwerner5992]

Oh, a Konami code track, where you have to hold up for the entire first two checkpoints, then down for the next to, left right left right, Not sure if there's an equivalent to B, A, or Start but even that much would be cool. It looks like a normal track unless you put in the Konami code and it puts you on an easier path. Not sure how well it'd work because it'd have to be really tight so that you couldn't just skill onto it without the code, but then multiplayer differences might ruin it... Maybe a Trackmania course though.

[@catamacko1313]

Next time write on some parts of the track " Where's the cheese Dapper?". Put some signs with that phrase to mess with people's minds

[@hhaavvvvii]

Or better yet: A level with your group's common sayings.

[@ericbonanno5214]

Watched this video first then I went to watch Scrapman's. Now I'm back wondering where Kosmo's super chat is at. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 For context, you have to watch Scrapman's track.

[@AWriterWandering]

Dapper should make a track with a bunch of fake shortcuts that just lead to dead ends.

[@Varjokissa]

"where is the cheeese!?" Look up on the rolling cheese on the road xD

[@the.other.ian.]

build a cheeseception track with cheese in cheese in cheese in cheese to feed kan's paranoia, but also make him never know if the rabbit hole goes deeper

[@seanvann7933]

Jesus take the wheel is a Carrie Underwood song not Tyler swift.

[@threequeersinabasement7994]

Yo what music do you use on the end card. It slaps.

[@sangyoonsim]

It's always "Where's the cheese, Dapper", not "How's the cheese, Dapper."

[@DennisRash]

Thank goodness he stopped asking where is the cheese

[@DindellaTheDefender]

Racing game with guns? Sounds like Twisted Metal with checkpoints!! 😹

[@waterfrogman]

Anyone notice Dapper uses the "KZbin Wants to Ask You One Question" jingle?

[@nigelngng2010]

Oh 😢

[@BLKBRDSR71]

Kosmo is the 2nd guy I've heard to use the "assume" joke. Ass-U-Me My step father was the first.

[@floodur]

The cheese god is back at it

[@MikeHarrison3266]

I would love a track where you have to find lions but to do so you must take specific lines.

[@mHysteresis]

Proposition hide a checkpoint

[@tidowz]

I think you should put zero checkpoints on a map, but then put absolutely no way to shortcut or cheese.

[@Jkauppa]

exit-stensial christ-is

[@VangolaGear]

DID HE JUST DISRESPECT THE GOUDA?!

[@PasiFourmyle]

I'm sure it's just propper group filming etiquette, but I found it super funny that as soon as Dapper starts talking everyone gets super quiet like they're waiting for him to give a hint. Also, autocorrect is telling me "proper" is the correct spelling, but I just won't accept that.

[@Raleford]

Re: autocorrect I mean... I guess you can choose what to believe, haha

[@DarthZ01]

proper is the proper spelling.

[@PasiFourmyle]

lol it was a joke guys, c'mon.

[@Raleford]

@@PasiFourmyle I got it

[@jiminykroket4152]

I think it'd be good to make a track similar to this style but have a major cheese in it that is off the main route during a part that is skipped from one of the obvious short cuts

[@minkmiau]

Great Video!!

[@Krokmaniak]

"Rock crawling" I don't think that's what they meant but fine

[@Bahnfanatiker]

How about a Track with kinda obvious Shortcuts, to get the Checkpoints with the Shortcuts, you have to break so that you are actually faster using the intended track

[@Hrothfuurd]

A racing game that they randomly added guns to? Sounds like Payday. The game that started as a racing game, and turned into a bank robbing game. And the missions where you have a car to drive show how bad the car mechanics were. :)

[@Lucky7sbam7]

I dislike these videos where dapper can’t complete his own track’s shortcuts. I NEED to see the podium run

[@andreasberg9208]

Nice track, as always :) Maybe you could do a map with only fake cheeses and def. no real cheese so everybody who is expecting a cheese is fooled :D (idea might have been suggested already 🤔 )

[@aaronbredon2948]

Right - an underground straight track that goes through all but one checkpoint, other side tracks that look promising at first but use boosters to prevent you from getting back on the main track and again miss one checkpoint. Make some obvious enough that nobody actually tries the regular track. Then put down a time on the main track and wait.

[@test_dude]

make a track with photomode disabled, making everyone think there is a cheese, but actually don't add a cheese

[@thomasbecker9676]

You need to make a track with absolutely zero cheese.

[@ResistanceLion]

Expedition crysis

[@mattmays9063]

I don't see a SUPER THANKS @Kosmo

[@KingRoyal98]

dapper mind games are real lol

[@pastasketti]

unique should make non collideable rocks

[@QTASTIC]

ok ok ok so hear me out here what do you think about a track that has shortcuts in it but you have to take them in a specific order to get a better time. (for instance having the first checkpoint regular then the first shortcut take you super fast to the originals courses checkpoint 3 then having to drive to checkpoint 4 then take another shortcut through the 2nd checkpoint then the end) or having a track that plays frontwards regularly but backwards with shortcuts. Thoughts?

[@DarthZ01]

like after checkpoint 1 is a shortcut with super boosters to checkpoint 4, then you have to manually turn around and race backwards with like a secret fan helping blow you that way through 3 and 2, then a secret finish line just before checkpoint one that you can only find when going backwards? like no indication at all that you need to manually turn around after the big shortcut, and doing so drains tons of speed, but the fan makes up for the lost time. only issue honestly is people seeing you racing backwards giving it away.

[@chrislawson3536]

How dare you Dapper not putting a twenty-second cheese 😒😒😠😠

[@steampunknord]

A track where there's multiple paths all equally fast?

[@TheDiamondMikey]

Ok how was this uploaded at 4 am

[@klikklak6099]

Videos over I’m here like don’t buy it there’s still a cheese lol

[@wyattvoitlein6539]

Make a track that has no cheese and turn off photo mode to confuse everyone

[@legacy7235]

By obvious you mean players taking 10 hours to find it with no help

[@loganshaw4527]

Again can not do his own cheese. Or trying to do it to late.

[@Wico90YT]

We need kANs winning run

[@malicholson5767]

sense so many people like to say the theme is pain all the time, you should actually do it as a theme

[@squirrellysquirrels1167]

If you see this an idea I have for a track theme is simply "YEET".

[@me-em8jy]

Make a track where breaking somehow gives you a better time or a secret finish you can get only by breaking.

[@ducewags]

@me What does lunch time have to do with the tracks?

[@Snowslime5005]

Can you build maze? Hehe you know so pls but i got one more skate park and they have to go to reils all the time

[@Kotiri]

Yeah should have photo disable on all your tracks and have some tracks without cheese

[@Mysti_-fn4bk]

EGG

[@dövakhïn13]

Mac and cheese

[@35manning]

So umm, I don't see any super chat / super thanks here yet...

[@happyHHyu]

You’re slow when u got a 5secs green

[@blazedenenra]

Broken wheels track. Either 5he beginning has a gimik to break off wheels or a ramp that requires dime execution to keep x wheels

[@danthiel8623]

🤣 ahahahah

[@turtlerock404]

What?? Why is the overused KZbinr music playing ever so quiet in the background of this video? I’m not crazy right?

[@turtlerock404]

You know, the “doo doo doo da doot doo” music

[@DapperEcho]

BECAAAAUSSSEEEE I've gotten too many copyright strikes for music XD

[@turtlerock404]

@@DapperEcho that’s fair, i just couldn’t figure out if I was imagining it

[@YabloodyWombat]

🧀

[@marijanadevic6536]

Cheese

[@davekachel]

You should make a completly normal map with no cheese andon half time you jump in a nonsense direction just to see everybody following you

[@somethingrandom4518]

1 hour.. early or late?

[@danielstriker3739]

No shortcuts or doesn't show them off. Keeps resetting so no clue of what he's done was faster or not. Not that great a format for a video...

[@TovstedGhost]

I keep getting angry seeing this guys videos. First of all he can't even do his own boards half the time. Second, everyone keeps cheating to figure out his secrets. This is sad.

[@T-Bone135]

Can I get pinned or be in a marble vid

[@joshcreek9531]

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[@19LG99]

i see more and more people in this LAN Cable zeepkist,does anyone know how to unlock it?