I put the Coconut Mall music over some guy riding his motorcycle in a mall

[@user-dk9jq6cj7q]

Props to him for going up the right escalator

[@Locked_looper]

He must be a pro

[@cherylkimball7727]

props to you for having 69 likes

[@user-dk9jq6cj7q]

Nice

[@Youngsquid97]

He wants to get 1st

[@hyperdarksonic7151]

He got the speed boost

[@TrueUmbreon1]

This is blessed for two reasons 1. Right escalator 2. He didn’t hit anything

[@nombreoriginal6948]

@Brandon Phan no

[@simpleinverso8628]

@Brandon Phan _YES_

[@dasiun]

He hit the floor

[@skis_9293]

Or anyone

[@TheRealOneJtR]

And the guy opens the Doors hahqha

[@stevenxp23]

i love how casual the customers act when they see a motorcycle enter a mall

[@easilypeasily6891]

Is this just a Tuesday Jim? Jim “Yup”

[@themadfootballfan1816]

Like it happens every week?

[@gokublack9798]

0:30 that guy is a legend

[@exequisite1550]

Isn’t he stupid

[@NathanicDude]

@@exequisite1550 no u If he WAS stupid, then he would keep walking and hit the motorcycle

[@Ray-ks4bb]

he's an NPC

[@justamberish]

Yes

[@TheMRMAIUS]

@EdBBX He stepped to the automatic door so the door could open.

[@gabriellls1145]

I love how the people politely step aside for him, with even one dude almost running into him before stepping back as though he wasn't totally on a motorcycle oml-

[@spinkig6211]

The guy in blue opened the door for him

[@indebtfolife]

I like how he had all his friends lined up and waiting to record him and make sure he gets in and out with no problems.

[@Wayrail]

People watch these acts of stupidity i see it as ingenuity.

[@eavyeavy2864]

Just like trumpers

[@miwrendi1457]

@@eavyeavy2864 why must you bring politics into this

[@TheGoblinsWithin]

@Lol Andersen why do you respond?

[@snoanashi1597]

Why are you guys watching it then? Oh wait why did I ju Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

[@_JustJoe]

@@miwrendi1457 Your username is just 😔

[@twirlyst.]

Funky kong flame runner in the mall

[@Evdafawth]

Looks like a Standard Bike, though

[@leap541]

@@Evdafawth he's using hacks to change the standard bike l's stats, ban this guy from wiimmfi

[@someguyness]

Guy: "I'm going to take a shortcut, this route is taking too long" *PROCEEDS TO CASUALLY DRIVE THROUGH THE MALL*

[@101telmon]

This could possibly be the most accurate Coconut Mall video.

[@dinkyeepy]

I'm Polish and this honestly happens more often than you think, not that people drive through malls all the time but people aren't even surprised they just don't care lol, crazy shit happens here

[@KentuckyFriedChildren]

p o l i sh

[@unsalted_cheese5758]

See, this is how the russian guards with the car one should act. These workers need a raise

[@j-motions9894]

Sees motorcycle heading for door Politely opens and steps out of way A true gentleman

[@philiplim3757]

Motorcycle: Goes through the mall Shoppers: Meh, happens every saturday

[@17adidas]

damn bro that lakitu had a hard time following his movements

[@asparagusoreo3280]

Its the sm64 lakitu

[@owauni4576]

His search history before this: Can I get arrested for driving my motorcycle in the mall His FBI agent: 🤨

[@houuse]

“Oh no he’s doing it again!”

[@rawshanarrakhanam4759]

I get satisfaction by watching this over and over. He rides so perfectly

[@JoSephGD]

He forgot to shake his Wii Remote up on straightaways

[@Wooluu]

This is gonna pop up in everyone's recommendations in the next few years... Watch it

[@activesocialmenace]

Yea, like right now

[@frenchfryfan8366]

correct

[@bambi6780]

He’s a god, he actually managed to go up the correct escalator

[@itz_charadreemurrlove9181]

you just got coconut *M A L L E D*

[@Cosmo_2500]

"oh no im late. oh heres the mall-" contimues to take shortcut through the mall

[@JustKrisYT]

"You've got COCONUT MALLED."

[@JustAPersonWhoComments]

good thing he doesn’t know GTA V

[@Jimenez69]

Man the Graphics look so realistic

[@UserName-dt3kc]

Someone: “I should be there in a minute” Other guy: “didn’t you just say your on the mall?” Someone: “Observe”

[@trinisims654]

This dude thinks he’s in Mario Kart 7 DS 😂

[@SurBENTLEY2]

I read this as " 'I poured "coconut milk' over some guy riding..." and I was like "wtf, I guess I'll see how that went down"

[@GBR-cj6fj]

Props to the guy who opened the automatic door for him

[@kinopio6731]

Staff:"WAIT THATS ILLEGAL Me:"Then why did you let Mario do it then HUH?"

[@inkrie]

Mall Security: Just let the man leave, he hasn't caused any trouble.

[@lavarora4250]

When you take the shortcut to your girls house when she says she’s all alone:

[@ieatpineapples9742]

Everyone in the mall:”happens everyday”

[@debhen]

*Mission: Don't break anything along the way!*

[@itzcreep175]

Don't worry, he took the shortcut.

[@justamberish]

This guy is a legend is so many ways. *HE WENT UP THE RIGHT ESCALATOR*

[@rtwo_5070]

This is a Polish mall *I'm proud of my country*

[@mr.someone5679]

Man doing the 50cc race

[@alexandervelaortiz3898]

Homie took that shortcut

[@thebigbeast7847]

i like that everyone is like: its just another day

[@radosam8415]

That one dude didn't even notice there was a dirt bike infront of him. Dude must of been high off his rockers

[@harposhi]

This is blessed for me, since he went in a Polish mall, most likely he was in Poland. I love this!

[@Trackti]

Me when I ride my bicycle through the cafeteria

[@gamerguy6942]

Props to this man for just driving and not hitting anyone, and for going up the right escalator

[@tomphoenix8697]

That's the great thing about modern society: You're a cog in the machine all your life, but every now and then you're allowed to indulge in the illusion of standing above everything.

[@verysadcatc7897]

Everyone: "This is fine"

[@BRK5813]

I like it at the end, how he thanks the guy for getting the last door...

[@itselfbookshelf8472]

as someone who rides machines similar to this on the daily I can imagine the mall smelled of a moped for like two or three days, in an enclosed space the smell lingers..

[@alanwong1646]

The show car in the walkway in the mall when the motorcycle is met with it: Hey buddy, nice to meet you here hang out too yeah~

[@pewpygoopy14]

"i wonder how they get the cars into the mall for show" this guy:

[@emmett77]

guy just drove through a shopping mall and waited for the door to open so he didn’t smash the glass

[@MrX-un8cz]

Officer i swear there's use to be a dirt bike track here

[@MinaT]

I'm not even surprised that this happened in my country

[@MoThePro947]

This sort of seems like an ad because of how long his KZbin channel name is

[@Linnytic]

The fact he probably does it every day, explains why he is good at it lol

[@smeagleoff4210]

That guy in the blue shirt; oh sorry didn’t see you there, you go first.

[@therealgogetablue788]

YOU JUST GOT MOTORCYCLE MALLED... SHARE THIS WITH YOUR FRIENDS TO TOTALY MOTORCYCLE MALL THEM

[@nathanreilley2177]

The guy who thought of this is one of the biggest Mario fan in the world

[@razernexus2717]

Technically mario kart irl

[@meohree]

YOU JUST GOT COCONUT MALL'D

[@Highpot]

Just a Sunday drive

[@melbutterworth7976]

this guy is the evolution of that kid who rode their bmx through the bus station

[@guppygod7839]

Loved the teamwork in this🤣👌

[@marcovaldez5338]

I ain’t mad at him. Do your thing.

[@dominousraptor1906]

I didn’t know that Mario kart Deluxe had this high of a graphics count

[@5pacebread92]

Whenever he went under a doorway I was like "DUCK"

[@JohnSmith-cc3ud]

I farted at the perfect moment watching this video, and it sounded like the noise it makes when u get a coin, high pitched n everything.

[@SynergyMaxDE]

The reason I like Poland: People like these living there😂

[@Deequey]

I from Poland and that's right 🤣

[@shantaeonwindows9818]

He even drove up the right escalator, he knew what he was doing

[@bl33zy52]

when youre late for work and see the secret shortcut route

[@branchyapple]

Blue guy that helped him open the door. Nice

[@ghosewoo1212]

You know it's Poland when there's a church near a mall

[@SMPandanic]

WAY more legal than driving a car in a mall at least

[@kyesi_1792]

I like how everyone acts casually

[@elsepsiguy2353]

Now this is what I call a shortcut

[@calreeGAZA]

If it was at a LBGTQ Parade, then you could say it was rainbow road.

[@thejack-o-lanterngamer2001]

Mario kart coconut mall irl. Lol

[@xclimatexcoldxx]

That's one way to make aliens bypass our planet.

[@furioustoad7755]

what a madlad

[@prathaajain8054]

So that's how they put the cars in malls

[@fassad2388]

When Mario Kart Wii adds motorcycles

[@holidayfellow6407]

I'd be terrified in that situation

[@Nova_Avali]

We have all wanted to do this at one point

[@lavenna522]

This is so far the best "I put the coconut mall over..."

[@Gemmygod]

When you try to play coconut mall in real life.

[@noxabellus]

The guy trying to squeeze thru the door infront of a frigging motorcycle is a special kind of jerk

[@gentrydean3789]

Not only did you put Coconut Mall over the vid, I think that's where the guy got the idea to do this!

[@sayroxonyt3076]

lmfao that guy who tried to open the door

[@k1ngnewkid]

That guy is very skilled

[@simplefellow86]

Looks like Red Bull decided to sponsor Mario Kart too

[@zhara596]

When your late to school then take an easy route

[@howler746]

I love how everyone calmly got out of his way Except for the guy at the exit he was asking to get run over

[@lukereeves3182]

he was opening the automatic door for him

[@clorox6664]

Como esto no tiene más vistas y likes? De seguro KZbin lo recomendara 4 años después... Hola 2024 :D se erradicó el Coronavirus ?

[@fernandad1086]

La enfermedad muto y zombifica a humanos,animales y furros, haciéndoles esparcir el virus más fácilmente y creando conflictos internacionales, hermanos devorándose unos a otros, padres matando hijos, amigos volviéndose enemigos, la mega corporación Scottex es ahora dictadora y regidora de 87 países utilizándolos como esclavos en las guerras de recursos en áfrica para crear papel higiénico el cual es la nueva moneda, el humano decidió crear androides para erradicar la infección sin embargo estas evolucionaron y se han vuelto Mavericks asesinando a gran parte de la población y creando otra guerra contra el imperio scottex el cual ya patentó a los Maverick Hunters, esto ha creado gran polémica pues hay muchos humanos que están de lado de las máquinas por lo que se inicio un plan para colonizar marte, sin embargo solo las élites serán enviadas a la colonia si el plan funcionase, esto lo escribe la resistencia desde el bunker donde nos encontramos ahora mismo, el anciano veterano Xavier López Rodríguez conocido como el chabelo es el ser humano considerado inmortal desarrollo un videojuego para alterar la realidad llamado SBURB, este nos servirá para combatir a los mavericks y hackear la nasa de esta manera viajaremos a un universo alterno y evitaremos el brote del coronavirus haciendo que el planeta tierra de este universo (Universo C-T-M--420-69) explote y así chabelo se encontrara con si mismo del 2020 y crearan juntos una utopía donde la catafixia decidirá el destino de la humanidad y todos seremos libres. Resistencia humana--2069

[@pyrohp]

YOU JUST GOT COCONUT MALLED SEND THIS TO ALL YOUR FREINDS TO COCONUT MALL THEM

[@Lorsko-fk1gc]

Coconut Mall if the Miis were obstacles:

[@dankishdoodlez5838]

Just a classic day in florida

[@cruelvity]

I love how everyone’s just moving out the way

[@thellamaking7248]

If Coconut mall was redesigned for Mario Kart

[@masdin655]

pov: your doing a ''shortcut''

[@CrackHead001]

I like how everyone helped him