Wii Safety- Taken too far!

[@yeetyboigottem]

Man, they REALLY did not wanna get sued.

[@gigabit6226]

lmaoo

[@rainbowisnotemo]

lmaooooooooo

[@daisydoggo7754]

"oMg iMma sUe NINtEnDo bEacUsE orANGe jUice"

[@marlowewoodring]

Shark puppet's dad I’m doge

[@daisydoggo7754]

@@marlowewoodring hello doge 👋

[@stredst3594]

"Your Wii is not a soldier and will not fight your battles for you" Wii: *Wiietnam flashbacks* bruh jokes in 2020 were so unfunny

[@dylpickle6123]

I feel like someone is about to be whoooshed

[@yellowsunfish4219]

Leave the group chat

[@makotoyuki345]

This one’s for you guys 😎👉 *But Wii’s weren’t made during the Vietnamese war*

[@yellowsunfish4219]

@syphax08 that's why he said heres another one for you guys, so he could get whooshed. You just whooshed yourself

[@simonereis7799]

Actually it's Vietnam.

[@NoNo-mk7ui]

“Don’t parachute with your wii” So that explains why it’s not worki-

[@upsidedowns2342]

@@Ryo_Tsune that's dark

[@xbcvideo9751]

Don't do it or youll become like me in my videos

[@takumifujiwara6963]

But you can do it one time

[@realmuslim6097]

R.I.P Poke The Duck

[@GrayCrownRBLX]

*HITS THE GROUND*

[@holden-i]

“Do not skydive with the Wii” is the funniest sentence I’ve ever heard

[@alessandroferrari5851]

My favorite is the soldier one.

[@LeighTheSunneGuardian]

All Normal To Mii

[@creamsiclelps17]

“Don’t let you Wii console drive” Well it’s almost 16, so It technically CAN, plus it has motion controls so the car is just a big Wii remote now.

[@mehrchadha8238]

Just one more year

[@creamsiclelps17]

@@mehrchadha8238 Exactly! So it can drive in one more year!

[@mehrchadha8238]

@@creamsiclelps17 Then that part of the clip will be irrelevant

[@creamsiclelps17]

@@mehrchadha8238 Well, that’s what the manual says soo, it’s okay! Plus this video was made years ago so it is outdated now. Lol

[@mehrchadha8238]

@@creamsiclelps17 Yea

[@thegreatcalvinio]

The Wii is almost 14 years old. 2 more years until it can drive.

[@coolsatisfyingvideos4539]

lol

[@realbatman123]

Lol

[@theBetterManda]

the realization when ure the same age as a wii.

[@PTEC]

HSHSJSJDHAHSHSH

[@belo3379]

But in germany it has to be 18 at least for cars

[@fox-a-bellaj47]

"The Wii is not a funny hat" Reality can be whatever I want

[@deez5595]

Ethan Howlings-Jennings this is a joke, where did the 14 year old’s quotes come from?

[@ultimategotea]

He said with a funny hat

[@invader_miz]

its not a funny hat its a cool hat

[@DrLiam-fg6wd]

*sad TF2 noises*

[@katiaferreira1573]

...

[@octoboi4019]

The Wii can drive now! I'm also sad now :(

[@bananadashgd]

“The Wii console is not a toaster and should not be used as such.” But how am I gonna feed my family now?

[@ElTiquillo]

Try using a PS4 playing Uncharted 4, the temperature should be nice enough and the sound of the fans will be so loud, that you will not hear your family screaming in agony, because they haven't eat in 3 months

[@bananadashgd]

ElTiquilloPillo 9 alright, thanks

[@pikaaxyt]

If you have and old pentium 4 pc, just remove fans and cook your food on it

[@d1amondsquare019]

better thing use an mac and play an game warning that an thing u need to be rich

[@kenopsiadraws]

with the WII!

[@talonzilla]

There is a reason they made these, and that means somebody died trying to use a wii as. A parachute

[@imacan9191]

Gettin' high with my wii *Jumps out of a plane high on meth with wii strapped to back, thinking it's a parachute*

[@leggomyeggo5773]

that means that somebody out there hit a wii with a mace

[@calebreardon8707]

Wait, does that mean someone’s wii started an uprising, got second hand smoke, and fought in a a war??? 😐😐

[@leggomyeggo5773]

@@calebreardon8707 that wii got problems

[@101jir]

"Don't use your wii as a parachute" = Don't drop your Wii "Don't hit your wii with a mace" = don't strike your wii "Don't let your wii get second hand smoke" = don't expose the wii to smoke Still figuring out the one with the wii in the driving seat and the one with a gun.

[@mangoinnmclovin]

Nintendo made the first Wikihow type images in history.

[@DigitalTVJuegos]

Luisito comunista :v

[@_Amadeus]

Don't you mean WIIkihow ?

[@lambybunny7173]

Junko Hiroshima oh my god that’s genius

[@domix537]

jajajjaajajjajJJJAJAJJAJSJSJSJJSJJJ LUISITO COMUNISTA

[@ssiiide]

I think ikea did it first

[@tigerlover2853]

“Alright, we drew the hyperbolic illustrations, boss.” “Perfect, now let’s give it to the writing team so they can start.” “Wait, the writing team hasn’t begun yet?” “Eh, I’m sure it’ll be fine, they can work out what they mean.” The writing team:

[@radioactiveseaotter]

“It’s not 16” *many years later* “There he goes, he’s grown so much” *wii drives away*

[@delilahrose7005]

I was thinking wait isn't this older than 16 by now 😂😂😂

[@irok1]

Wiiiiii

[@irok1]

@@delilahrose7005 14

[@svp5thechad408]

Wait, Why did they wasted the opportunity to say that the Wii is 16 in the marriage ones?

[@ManunKanava]

18

[@bliuser4720]

This is what opening a bottle of 9 year aged wine feels like

[@namelazz1999]

Too bad you can't drink it with the wii 1:07

[@D.KlWA-aG]

Then I’ll drink the Wii

[@IStMl]

Com-e Kem.p DOES NOT TASTE GOOD

[@terimur7510]

@@namelazz1999 LMAOO

[@waiv8166]

Couldn’t have put it better myself lmao

[@ccaio5585]

Me: falls in love and wants to marry Wii console Japanese manufacturers: we don't do that around here

[@dylanzlol7293]

Ironic they marry waifus

[@jonathanschaffer5758]

that's not how you're supposed to play the game.

[@jaykilkenny4409]

If you do that Mario is a gonna do something very illegal

[@staypuff6494]

There was a guy in japan that married a DSi

[@Most-sane-deltarune-fan]

@@staypuff6494 Impossible.

[@indomitablesloth2437]

0:46 The fact that the Nintendo Wii is 18 years old this year makes me feel incredibly old :)

[@andressalgado9144]

Lol

[@Tsuki_cosplay_art]

It’s 17 btw

[@BlueSashagaming]

Wait seriously?!?! It still feels relatively new.

[@yadiramartinez2402]

Nahhh Wii can not see

[@zmarfion]

On November 19th it will have full consent

[@gilesbecraft5131]

Now it all makes sense to Mii

[@mysmallfilm]

Good one...

[@gilesbecraft5131]

Hitesh Dasari u *f r i c c* ing punner

[@gilesbecraft5131]

The hell is that supposed to mean

[@jozefstalin5934]

Haha no

[@idontunderstandjokes1989]

Me*

[@ghost_ship_supreme]

“Do not cook chicken in your wii” *shows picture of goblin wii*

[@bonesjones293]

RIGHT. How has this guy not seen Gremlins? It even has a clock saying its after midnight.

[@SkittyDangerzne]

I know right! Thats funny! 😂

[@ghulam237]

@@SkittyDangerzne its like they're talking about goblins, but don't want the reader to know

[@soda35160]

It’s kinda always after midnight

[@VictorCN]

@@soda35160 Gumball reference?

[@somebody1550]

**Don’t Marry your Wii** Me: Sorry love, it’s not you, it’s your Japanese instruction manual.

[@ge394]

u mean her father

[@Stevens_DoesThings]

The first one though.

[@amarylily]

LMFAO

[@mockinghyena960]

LoL

[@aaronbrandenburg2441]

@Wild_ian1 the one I was wanting to see if someone had said that that's the one comment I was waiting for explanation point

[@happyboy05867]

Watching this 13 years later was absolutely hilarious and my day is 100x better

[@leh3682]

Don't you just hate it when you go skydiving and you accidentally take your Wii with you instead of your parachute

[@wyzolol]

*douh*

[@quarans08]

I read that when it came on

[@DELETED-xg5ne]

Happens to me all the time!

[@rabeelhormez7572]

Ikr thats so annoying like i died five times already

[@Idkwhatiam]

It would be save if it was connected to VR

[@Skellium]

“Your WII is not a soldier and will not fight battles for you” Earth just lost its best defender

[@toastytheepic7753]

Ok

[@DawsonsMemes]

It was in a bad war The console wars Many wiis died But they won at the end

[@The360MlgNoscoper]

Nick fury pages the Wii U at the end of infinity war

[@aidenlucas8226]

"Don't hit the wii with a medieval weapon" Oh, sorry, I'll shoot it with a gun.

[@fastaskirby2414]

I thought firearms are still considered medieval weapons

[@TheRealEncy]

*Loads Missiles...*

[@jakebake0652]

I personally used a t-16 sniper rifle with a modified scope but it’s all personal preference

[@jakebake0652]

@ExvenGamin ah of course I’m no expert with guns but that does seem like a fine choice

[@jakebake0652]

@late4thegameNOW yes but I find the recoil makes it hard to hit multiple times

[@Thelift2013]

2:35 bruh thats just creepy. scarier than an alien

[@JoeMama17779]

reference to gremlins

[@TylerTheMedia]

Yes

[@DireBowser]

Next year, the Wii will be 16 yrs old, and will be able to drive. Edit: The Nintendo Wii is old enough to legally drive.

[@frogs_are_cool3085]

Yesh, I was thinking the same thing!

[@Exvesu]

True

[@unoriginalcommentfinder8728]

Ok

[@manyack3630]

YES

[@fluffythecat22]

Lol

[@beccaiskenough17]

I’m surprised there isn’t a “don’t go swimming with your Wii”

[@vannyvan.]

Well , (then )u can do that XD Edit: WOW I NEVER HAD THAT AMOUNT OF LIKES!!!

[@swalker0966]

xD

[@user-wl7mh6oc9x]

I'm suing

[@Joopyter724]

That is the toasters job

[@FancyScanty]

Álvaro 130 oh yes

[@AnimationObjectShow]

the wii is still not 16 yet cant drive

[@AnimationObjectShow]

this is 2018 by the way if you comment in the future

[@buddyclem7328]

And the steering wheel is on the wrong side for Japan!

[@peaktroglodyte]

I'll just wait

[@bangerbangerbro]

@@buddyclem7328 I'm sure it's on the wrong side for anywhere. It looks like it's in the middle in the picture like it's a racing car or something

[@bangerbangerbro]

You can't even drive when you're 16 can you? Unless it's like a 3 wheeler or something?

[@Hexarius01]

my wii in my room sweating looking at that poor wii form 13 years ago :

[@hampton-roads-bus-guy]

“911 what’s your emergency?” “Uhm yes.. my Wii has escaped and stole a medieval timed weapon”

[@nox7126]

Grayson Anderson mid evil lmao

[@freedamerican5243]

Grayson Anderson mid evil 😍

[@martynasgudynas5621]

Fuck you all and fuck me

[@barehugzz]

R/boneappletea

[@ImSKRIPZ]

It’s going to fight in WWIII

[@emilyswiftwell1]

U can pour water on your wii U can pour smoothies on your wii *But not orange juice*

[@iloveichikoaobayippee]

(pours water on wii)

[@JaydensJayden]

Fanta?

[@mayaalessa6875]

It doesn’t like orange juice

[@harrisonbarrett2635]

@TXC M0nkey r/woosh

[@DreadfulSora]

How about Blue juice

[@annieroonie9162]

Alternative title; “Artist having too much fun making the wii manual”

[@lovableye8191]

Good one

[@maximiliangreulich4444]

Yea

[@Tanker619]

Yis

[@cryingautumn932]

Lol

[@lovableye8191]

NO EAH

[@Snyarhedir]

"The Wii is not a toaster and should not be used as such." Jimmy Neutron: "Challenge accepted!"

[@Enderia2]

“Don’t play wii with your feet.” Wii Balance Boards: Are Wii a joke to you?

[@hidrigeldon6882]

Top 10 best hidden puns

[@bennickss]

Are Wii a joke to U?

[@sampletext9338]

Ha

[@milesedgeworth6177]

underrated smh

[@gemkoweirdness3975]

My balance bored: Finally someone notices me

[@Shyghost22]

“Don’t let your Wii drive. He’s not 16.” Wii in 2022: *Show time* Edit: Show time

[@opfer1555]

this better be a joke

[@thebangats1190]

Stolen

[@Shyghost22]

@@thebangats1190 what?

[@ggram4343]

Stolen from Corgimations (a youtube channel name)

[@Shyghost22]

@@ggram4343 No,it's more or less a different take on it

[@yoursaviourbrisuschrist3617]

The real title: “Taking care of your Robotic Child”

[@TheRealEncy]

Oh I Think You Mean've *"Taking Care Of Your 101.630 Million Child,* *That Had Been Sold By Nintendo Trying To Take Over The Console Market Againts Sony,* *Microsoft,* *And Sega,* *Made With IBM PowerPC Broadway @ 729 MHz Cpu,* *And 512 MB NAND flash memory Storage Made In 19 November 2006"* _Edit : From 2023, I Still Find My Old Humor To Be Funnier_

[@Goomba456]

When you eat the Wii and try to date it

[@DrBlueHigh]

*The robotic child does not taste good* *Do not let an angry snowman near your child*

[@xxlileri_]

but it is tho-

[@jesschio9350]

Yes

[@wiwwin]

The Wii is now old enough to drive.

[@Dumbtighty]

Yes

[@Dexuz]

And soon it will be old enough to fuck.

[@solarz.z]

"Don't hit the Wii with a medieval weapon" *lowers sword*

[@Fr1ezah]

you shouldnt hit it regardless

[@jonathanmyatt9426]

Aims rapier at Wii "Laughs in renaissance weapons"

[@helloimjustazeldafanpassin5356]

**hyas in Linkenese**

[@distractioncat7285]

yall over here with rapiers and swords *loads shotgun with malicious intent* some wii's are gonna die tonight

[@lapizite7879]

*laughs in caveman rock*

[@user18283-d]

"please, don't fall in love with your wii" oh, was i not supposed to-?

[@chromosoze]

makes sense since you have an anime profile picture

[@ihatemylifesomuchjustwhy]

Ok If You do then if trying to make it drink it will break it

[@ihatemylifesomuchjustwhy]

But did you break that rule

[@mtaliaa]

‘bruh moment’

[@frostbytes5718]

The wii is only 13 years young, oh no, the fbi's coming to your house

[@pure.4ddiction]

" Don't kill yourself with the wii or with anything else" *suicide rates drop to 0%*

[@joelcomer]

Kids with depression: “I feel allllk better!”

[@brobgonalbutnotracist5829]

@✨son✨ oh no

[@theenderman6177]

Am I the only one who does what was on that image?

[@randomeuropean7499]

anime can make the suicide rate to 100%

[@speedypatt]

LETS GOOOOO

[@jonathanblackwood9472]

I am a victim of 0:20 - My sister gave me a black eye while playing tennis

[@Narrator0108]

Also this is one of the only ones that makes sense

[@Narrator0108]

And this one 1:30

[@Narrator0108]

And this one 1:34

[@Awesomeplayergaming]

OWW

[@baby5171]

*"Don't hit the Wii with a medieval weapon"* *Merlin: do you understand that clearly Arthur?*

[@lurkz4919]

Arthur: But if the medieval weapon is not for hitting the wii, what is the point of the medieval weapon?

[@alternativeaccount8287]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJmro6CXoqiXnLc

[@fluffypinkpandas]

Gaius told you to stay out of trouble, merlin. If Arthur finds out you used magik to avoid getting bonked with a mace, he'll make sure to REALLY bonk you with a mace

[@tristan7950]

Hello Is Totally Funny.🤣

[@lucianothewindowsfan]

Doraemon: *refuses to get medieval weapons using his time machine*

[@JamieTheLuvely]

"Dont let an angry snowman near your Wii" Ok I will just get a happy one

[@wii4319]

*even worse*

[@GreyMcBeal]

Your pfp makes it even funnier, thanks

[@someone9386]

Are constipated snowmen cool

[@informationnotavailable6433]

69 likes

[@AJ_Animations]

@@wii4319 experience with it?

[@hoodwynked4204]

“The wii is not an oven and should not be used to cook chicken” *grabs turkey*

[@giganigga3025]

How did the chicken even fit in

[@lunadafluffderg516]

And why did the wii turn into a monster?

[@hoodwynked4204]

Yeah the chicken had to be made of steel to bend the wii shape- as to how it got in there I would have to guess they opened up the side

[@zoehernandez7688]

-A_smol_Dragon- 'w' it’s a gremlin reference It’s supposed to be “don’t feed your wii after midnight”

[@lunadafluffderg516]

@@zoehernandez7688 ohhhh, thats clever XD

[@andressalgado9144]

Btw press 0:01 in the Timed button. Press it a million times, and it will sound like a piano. Lol

[@William_D._Afton]

Huh?

[@QicenoQ]

Huh?

[@awesomekids3149]

Nice

[@sansgaming69]

Nice

[@80721]

Nice

[@prometheusx1138]

Don't you Hate When your Wii Steals Your car

[@Andrew982_]

yes

[@freakedout2008]

My name doesn't Matter yes

[@thegamingpapyrusnowwithedg2828]

My name doesn't Matter woah

[@speckd8465]

WOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAH

[@wallaht3ebt]

And shoots me with a carbine rifle.

[@gametr123gaming3]

00:46 Don't Let your Wii console drive. You dont want to hear "Wii U, Wii U" in a distance right?

[@Michaeltoilet]

stfu

[@myst1k838]

@@gametr123gaming3 like the ambulance right?

[@gametr123gaming3]

@@myst1k838 yes.

[@tiina9909]

Hilarious

[@lumi.tsukiko]

😂😂😂

[@corgimations]

“Don’t let your Wii drive. He’s not 16.” Wii in 2022: my time has come

[@sarahdurham6001]

I got 2 wiis

[@-bbu_f]

Yeah

[@aaptyp]

Well this vid is nearly 10 years old. So lets say it is now though. Wii would be 28. From the official release date it is younger (?)

[@tavitube7010]

@@sarahdurham6001 cool

[@NCubss]

@@aaptyp it *is* 10 years old now

[@deanthebean481]

“Don’t try to marry the wii”. My Wii-fe is very offended

[@catiemeehan5446]

Don't you just hate it when you mistaken your lunch for your wii

[@logooooo]

Catie Meehan it's you've mistaken your wii for your lunch... wait is it? Uhm... im confused

[@SmashyPlays]

Catie Meehan that’s what the GameCube is for (Lunch box)

[@Dd-gi5lm]

The Homebrew Channel & Nintendont are my favorate Wii Foods.

[@tepigthebeast-animationspo5045]

I definitely agree with that one, Catie Meehan.

[@gundhamtanaka8725]

"The Wii is not an oven and should not be used to cook chicken." The KFConsole: Pathetic

[@TheRealEncy]

We Officially Have : - The Toaster ( Nintendo Switch ) - The Wifi Router ( Ps5 ) - The Fridge ( Xbox Series X ) - The OilFryer ( KFConsole ) - The Cheese Grater ( Apple Mac ) - The Oreo ( Ps4 ) - The Box ( Gamecube ) - The Joke ( Souljaboy ) Edit : I Add More.

[@jsmn_luv]

*G U N D H A M T A N A K A*

[@marleybutbetter2214]

I found the comment I came here for for i die a happy potato 🥲

[@gundhamtanaka8725]

@@jsmn_luv I wouldn't have expected that someone like you to be here

[@ellisthur1498]

I tried the Wii toaster, it doesn't work to cook bread very well, but you can cook a tortilla very well in it.

[@maduch1314]

“The Wii can’t fight in a battle” Well, what about WWii?

[@VYT738]

Or wwiii

[@maduch1314]

Pedro Hernades We’ll know the answer together, my friend 😎

[@xjeremygh1552]

@@maduch1314 what

[@maduch1314]

AlexJugador06 What what?

[@patrykdabrowski1154]

Ba dum tss

[@kapk51]

Instructions unclear, I accidentally sliced my Wii with a medieval Zweihänder.

[@crimsonscorner4432]

“The Wii does not taste good.” Well, I just wasted all of that seasoning.

[@randomfoxboy508]

Mmm it could use some salt

[@Simo_Oficiall]

Gordon Ramsay intensifies

[@yrok244]

Wiisoning

[@magentapurpleyap5566]

Wii tried it too

[@indefinitehiatus2473]

HAHA HAHA HAHA!

[@addiebajaddie]

“Don’t pour orange juice on your Wii.” Fine, I’ll go get the apple juice.

[@user-lz5kh3un8z]

No. Get D I M E N C I O N A L juice instead

[@kenrixer]

big brain

[@seyongkim7628]

I'll get milk...

[@danganfujisaki5902]

Get some grown up grape juice

[@saulsho29]

Wat?

[@hhy925]

Why is this in my recommended 10 years later

[@akosmucsi8844]

Yea why????

[@KnoppersPolizei]

Because it worked? You are the one who clicked on the video and watched it, so youtube earned money with you and the algorithm thinks you like it that way . I mean, you know you don't have to watch every video just because it is in your recommends...

[@3mpaant362]

the real question is, why not?

[@edwardwong9599]

It’s not 16 years old, Hmm

[@mfkj]

Nobody knows

[@aceblaze-d9m]

13 years still an og. thanks.

[@tortle9339]

That moment when your Wii becomes a dragon and wants to eat chicken: Yes yes very relatable

[@GooberThe4th]

Fazaan The IVth I had that happen it also tried to put a disk inside of it’s self

[@owenvogelgesang7314]

I think it's a Gremlins reference, i.e. don't feed your Wii after midnight / let it touch water.

[@shortformediocreweirdo]

aw man i hate when that happens

[@tjlee1595]

Owen Vogelgesang that's what I was thinking

[@barto11111]

I thought you said wants to eat children lol

[@CB_here]

holy crap the nostalgia, the good ol days when my wii drove me around the town

[@DELETED-xg5ne]

But this is too Japanese manual not chinese manual but I bet it was as weird

[@RockyKido]

FBI OPEN UP!

[@wildanimals9411]

this cant happen because your wii is not 16

[@idontunderstandjokes1989]

Your wii can't fucking drive

[@CB_here]

Read your name again, it must help

[@raynixv2]

“Don’t hit your Wii with a weapon” “Your Wii is not a soldier and will not fight your battles” You became the very thing, you swore to destroy

[@TheKdr216]

Oh no...666.

[@Most-sane-deltarune-fan]

@@TheKdr216 666 what?

[@TheSportsLoverr]

When you realize the wii turning 18 in November

[@OBlueBombO]

Congrats to the Wii for finally turning 16, it can now drive legally!

[@fennelfin]

Yay

[@TanoBricks]

it has to wait 2 more years in my country lol

[@MarioFreuend]

@@TanoBricks yeah, same

[@fusix92]

It has to wait 2 more years in Europe

[@0dfgbh65]

in america

[@giannapaonessa6735]

“Do not Marry the Wii” Well I just wasted all my money and time planning the wedding

[@hannanaav]

@Mocha Tea lol! XD

[@nicholekelley672]

LOL XD

[@lyvre7491]

And I oop-

[@theuser2684]

XD

[@roromizukia577]

Mocha Tea XD

[@riikonen1884]

I hate it so much when the angry snowman gets near my Wii!

[@trippysnow3791]

Yea me too

[@summerweeks7125]

Your profile pic goes so well with your comment

[@trippysnow3791]

PLOT TWIST: I'm the snowman

[@rainbowderhase7211]

Real Deal yes its not his Wii

[@mladen7641]

We've all been there

[@LawEnf0rcement]

We did it, the Wii can now drive. *Who the hell decided to recommend me this **_13 years_** after-*

[@rivur._]

I love how videos from 8 years ago turn up in my recommendations

[@yureschede9692]

Isnt it from 7 years ago (on january 2018)

[@IDK098]

RainbowCat :3 ik lol

[@tunahan4418]

*ikr*

[@frickethan]

Videos that are made the longest ago are the best, mainly just consists of gaming KZbinrs today.

[@Corwart]

Ikr

[@ItsNotakin]

At least the sensor bars taste better than Nintendo Switch cartridges.

[@aturchomicz821]

Ey KZbin is Drink again You Content isnt 4 Werks Old Its More Luke One month

[@Drflash55Official]

OHHHHHHHHHH-

[@Tedcarter-if2mg]

Coltin Lindsley The swich runs on these amazing, magical things called discs! 😮

[@eclipso3155]

Coltin Lindsley lol

[@RustedStar]

ILITLES the switch runs on cartridges. Or at least i think i dunno.

[@TOOTSIEROLLISEMO]

‘The wii is not a funny hat’ Well dang I really wanted to wear that to prom

[@Maya1_4041]

Same lol

[@PurpleOzDoesMemes]

Ikr it looks so stylish☹️

[@xioticsyt]

But on the 3ds/ds in the mii plaza you COULD wear it That would feel illegal

[@coolj4334]

Well my night plans are ruined.

[@mahuaish1]

So sad Me too

[@callumstudiostm2890]

Still watching in 2024! (14 years on)

[@aaronobyonek7206]

Don't let your Wii drive, it's not 16 *November 19 2022*

[@littleshrimp9777]

Ha

[@KINGAJ_YT]

well how old is it then

[@aaronobyonek7206]

13 years old right now as of 6/30/19 and 16 in 11/16/22

[@pokefan006]

According to wikipedia the wii was released on the 19th not the 16th

[@devmathur5003]

@@pokefan006 Wikipedia isn't the most reliable source😅

[@theepicjamez99]

Jesus it's crazy how the Wii is actually almost 16 years old

[@cosmicdunsparce]

It's almost legal to drive

[@justoh312]

and steal MY FRICKING CAR

[@riversidexenovevo]

2 more years and it’s finally legal.

[@raksiie558]

jokes on you video

[@LuckD7cky]

Did we ever tell the Wii about puberty?

[@PossumGod12]

The smoke one is real. The smoke could frick up the fans, motors, and vents in your Wii and break it.

[@ratnotfound_6325]

yes, most of them are real. They just have very poor images that make it a lot funnier. Some you would just have to think a bit harder (or read the manual if you can) to understand it

[@jazzhands8183]

XD

[@GigaChad-ug8vf]

language

[@ratnotfound_6325]

@@GigaChad-ug8vf q-q what?-

[@PossumGod12]

@Goda Liudziute Compliment or insult? Could go either way.

[@tarangerine]

2:36 is a reference to the movie Gremlins, it's "don't feed the Wii after midnight" That's what I assume anyway, unless there's a different reference that is more relevant to japan.

[@Ledhead0014]

“… It will result in a robot uprising.” “Your wii is not a solider and it will not fight your battles for you.” *Something’s wrong, I can feel it.*

[@lens4273]

I guess sentense "wii is not a soldier" was lie...

[@TinyJamako]

Go back to the gens, Dwight....

[@greatwavefan397]

Imagine if the music stopped at your first line like in the analog horror videos.

[@youtubepolice2229]

*Dad why is the Wii holding an m4*

[@bluecupgaming2674]

Tesla bots

[@lunarumbreon3643]

"Don't hit your Wii with a medieval weapon. In fact, where would you even find one?" Hmm... Amazon, wish you name it.

[@RockyFoxxowo]

keep in mind this i 2010

[@nina-zs7fp]

Sqwerpo! you’re 2010?

[@lunarumbreon3643]

And this is 2020, Wii sports resort now cost 40$ for some reason...

[@josiemcgrath4651]

Catch.com.au

[@mistaworldiwde3109]

@@nina-zs7fp pretty sure he means he was born in 2010 considering the dude's grammar and brain functions

[@Rytheex]

"Your Wii console is NOT a parachute". The one that uses it as a parachute: *WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII*

[@wockytalkie8352]

clever,not even joking.thats clever.

[@KopperNeoman]

Followed by the ambulance. *WII U WII U WII U*

[@recoleto]

hahahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@jwalster9412]

@@KopperNeoman and then a fuen-wii-rall. (I'll show myself out.)

[@YllidTheLoonyDog]

Lol

[@Banan_group-leader]

Questions I have for some of them 1: HOW THE HELL DO YOU SHOVE A FRICKING WII DOWN YOUR THROAT 3:WHERE DO YOU EVEN FIND A GODDAMN ACIENT WEAPON 5: WIIS ARE NOT HUMAN THEY CANT EVEN DRIVE A CAR 7: HOW THE HELL DO YOU MARRY A COMPLETE TECH

[@yamahadx7synthesiser]

for question 7: tell that to the guy who married a hatsune miku hologram

[@dreamstage寧々]

(satire) 1: I ate a Windows 7 CD 3: from the muesum 5: Yes they are if personified into a human 7: I wanna marry my Windows 10

[@toetickler4500]

Ah yes, Wiiromantic.

[@ele.mentalboi9562]

1: surgery 3: you make it from the Wii sensor bar 5: the Wii plugs itself into an ev 7: you don’t marry the Wii, you just don’t leave fragile objects or fluids near your Wii

[@eges72]

What lack of social skills due to Japanese work culture does to a mf

[@grammynorma3545]

"Dont pour orange juice on your wii" Well what else am i supposed to do when my wii gets thirsty

[@TheRealEncy]

Well, You're Not Wrong.

[@helendong1039]

u give it apple juice, not orange juice

[@grammynorma3545]

@@helendong1039 never thought of that, ill try

[@helendong1039]

@@grammynorma3545 wait don't forget about grape juice

[@grammynorma3545]

@@helendong1039 i wont

[@blankocity148]

Don't let your Wii drive,it's not *16* yet. Don't fall in love and *marry* your Wii. *FBI OPEN UP*

[@genevevaconalarga]

thats why its telling you not to do it

[@leothemememan3464]

the age of consent in japan is 13 the wii is 13

[@Gamer6200.]

@@leothemememan3464 OH NO

[@leothemememan3464]

@@Gamer6200. it's not my fault if japan has has creepy laws

[@Gamer6200.]

I meant it as a joke

[@flintecho3591]

"C'mon, how bad can a japanese Wii manual be?" _see first image_ *ded*

[@Mr_Green2178]

*good

[@ubuntujackson9133]

It actually isn't the real manual they're showing here. It's just joke images. You can compare with the actual manual: www.nintendo.co.jp/wii/support/pdf/wiimanual_setup.pdf

[@r.o.s.e1103]

@@ubuntujackson9133 actually I see a lot of the images in there that are in the video in the manual, lol. You just have to look closely

[@ubuntujackson9133]

@@r.o.s.e1103 That's because some of the ones shown in the video are actually in the manual. But it's just 1 or 2 I think.

[@acursedwolf5736]

@@ubuntujackson9133 With the link you provided I could count to 12 images that matches the images in the video.

[@Hazel_The_Furry08]

BRO, “Don’t stick a four leaf clover in your Wii,” LITERALLY MADE ME SPIT OUT MY COFFEE 😂

[@acethecinderace5528]

“The Wii is not used for making toast” Me: *slowly puts back the bread I was about to stick in the Wii*

[@snootytrash9219]

😢

[@Account-ow6rz]

Your bread must be baked by wiieat

[@mariejensen3238]

Right when I read the comment this part of the video shows up

[@acethecinderace5528]

Marie Jensen pffft 😂

[@acethecinderace5528]

Ivy - Rose hmmm looks like someone’s about to have a bad time

[@Sw33tG4mer]

“Please, don’t fall in love with your Wii” Everyone: NO!

[@noone3041]

*_cries in too late_*

[@lukra7110]

NO ONE *cries even late*

[@spooderman6312]

Im sorry wii. Wii cant be together.

[@Mugiwara2186]

I will not let you take her from me! Manual: Your anger and your lust for power have done that.

[@RealFemto]

@Alex Hill Its meant to be a joke, you're welcome

[@princesspeachy10]

"Don't fall in love with your wii" oops-

[@annemarykopp2683]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@xdkenos4119]

Oml😂

[@WiiLoveWeather7-12-16]

But didn’t you sell your soul for a bag of Doritos like in your profile? 😂😂😂

[@ceoofme2771]

no it actually means people with heart problems should not play the wii

[@whatdidyoud0890]

@@princesspeachy10 can i have a bag of doritos?

[@TheOne_6]

First one: Please, do *_not_* eat a Wii!

[@Most-sane-deltarune-fan]

Hell no!

[@InnBreaded]

I wish we had back those days whenever Nintendo didn’t make their company as serious as it currently is

[@thesmartnerd732]

Good old days

[@deltaspaces7089]

I wish they make a new wii with a new wii sport and new wii sport resort...

[@eteled6312]

@@deltaspaces7089 but you know they'll never

[@deltaspaces7089]

@@eteled6312 yeah...

[@alternativeaccount8287]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJmro6CXoqiXnLc

[@alexniklaus6216]

When you realize the wii is almost old enough to drive.

[@Se7en2107]

One more year

[@alexanderkoch9477]

Nearly

[@yatub1328]

I was just about to comment this

[@ItsJayKarim]

European confusion right here😂

[@MCRangerX]

Damn

[@mojoo215]

911: What's your emergency? Me: I have a Wii stuck in my throat

[@styxscrumbs6198]

Mojooo215 nah it’s more like “i nee hewp dere a we ih meh froat!”

[@typhoontm5444]

Nah, it would be like “dvdogdgidgmnvditwkfiogxkgbxxvfisfjsmbxvjsahklhvmt”

[@FBIAgent-bp8pd]

Hi there agent its agent 2703

[@ItzSonic69]

@MA - 05WC - Conestoga PS (1474) almost there

[@Mytorturedsenses]

I'm gonna need to raid Area 51

[@DBFGaming295]

Here in 2024, this vid so nostalgic😭

[@sushirabit5624]

How many people were shoving Wii's in their mouth that Nintendo thought this was necessary

[@sayjesserr]

me 🧚‍♀️💕✨ i shoved my wii in my mouth very hard 🥵🥵, cool pfp

[@giganigga3025]

I like biting the buttons

[@jamie8070]

*hmm*

[@lunadafluffderg516]

Apparently it taste nice

[@jeffscully5043]

Yo who hasn't ate a wii yet I ate like 69 of them

[@crazye639]

I think I saw a translation for the writing that goes with the orange juice pic, and it reads: "Your Wii is not thirsty! It does not want orange juice!"

[@redkerry135]

xD

[@captainrexofthe501st9]

CrazyE Lies, it is thirsty!

[@winxpaper8138]

Nerds Forever welp that’s acurrate xD

[@importanceofbeingfernest]

That makes this whole thing even funnier.

[@dxgaming4200]

“Please don’t fall in love with the Wii” Too late friend. Too late.

[@almondmilk2545]

How have the children been lately?

[@IDAS156]

Hopefully well

[@dxgaming4200]

almond milk pretty good, one of them just got aids

[@almondmilk2545]

Oh cool

[@mikeuchiha5972]

DX Gaming it will leave you like everything else does in our pathetic lives

[@happyaccidents523]

The Wii is an adult now.

[@mistere7483]

Wii rules: Exist Everyone: Tries to break every single rule

[@Wxth3red]

Alright time to kill mysel-

[@max1k891]

Time to eat this Wii, bro!

[@NebulaNonsens3]

Ima let my wii drive

[@culpy2449]

I think the last rule you should try to break is the skydive one

[@GimOA]

I love taking my precious console to take a walk

[@despg]

"Do not let it near an angry snowman" People in the arctic: frick

[@RT-PD]

Well some people don’t really need to swear, oh and why would you respond to a month old comment, they probably lost there account by now.

[@Neoguy123]

@@angelogutierrez3261 fuck you

[@Neoguy123]

@Sanat Pandey ?

[@Neoguy123]

@Comment Bot a person who deleted their reply

[@skyaholic]

@@RT-PD i get what you mean of everything else but wdym " and why would you respond to a month old comment, they probably lost there account by now." like wth a month isn't that long

[@rain1910]

Don't you just hate it when an angry snowman steals your Wii?

[@strawberry5458]

Right...happens to me everyday

[@silly_sleepy_ivy]

I think its dont let the wii in low tempitures

[@kokichiouma9406]

Yeah it happens to me every week

[@roktrokmusic]

how is that even possible?

[@rain1910]

@@roktrokmusic *it isnt*

[@thatparaf1nn_kid]

In your face nintendo, my wii IS old enough to drive now!

[@hexywesky]

“Don’t smoke near the Wii” Me: getting stoned at every interval in Mario Galaxy

[@ethosarris4064]

Stoner mario galaxy!

[@m1les_live899]

hhahahahaha

[@gone-l2g]

Lava: makes Mario say ya hot Mario: AY HOT OOOH AY HOT AY HOT AY HOT AY HOT

[@SusuLakuProductions]

The wii smokes

[@angel_kuromi4440]

“It doesn’t matter how you’re doing at a game; don’t stick a four leaf clover in your Wii.” Me: I’ll get my horseshoe

[@juststopitsunsettlingmygoo4945]

lol good one

[@angel_kuromi4440]

thanks ^^

[@grimmpotat6911]

@@angel_kuromi4440 potato

[@TheRealTechnoBeans]

Yes much better

[@xixixixy]

Four leaf clover: Even it doesn't give a lucky.

[@ChristianDuncan]

That marriage is pretty shallow, wii don't go together

[@gangsterspongebob7837]

Christian Duncan haha punz

[@embrylastname8617]

*Ba dum tss*

[@tegangaminghere116]

Christian Duncan hahahaha

[@kikiplays2926]

phhht

[@jupiterstevens-hill7331]

Christian Duncan It's time for U and Mii to break up

[@thebowserjrfan19]

The Wii can drink now.

[@thebowserjrfan19]

Even corona beer