Wii Safety- Taken too far!

These photos are all from the Japanese Wii manual, but the comments I wrote are not. I don't speak Japanese so I made my own comments. I don't know why Nintendo would really think anyone is this dumb. Enjoy this really funny video by Coolcat2772. If you like what you see, please subscribe! When I get 50 subscribers, I will make a very cool video to all of you guys!

[@AnimationObjectShow]

the wii is still not 16 yet cant drive

[@AnimationObjectShow]

this is 2018 by the way if you comment in the future

[@buddyclem7328]

And the steering wheel is on the wrong side for Japan!

[@peaktroglodyte]

I'll just wait

[@bangerbangerbro]

@@buddyclem7328 I'm sure it's on the wrong side for anywhere. It looks like it's in the middle in the picture like it's a racing car or something

[@bangerbangerbro]

You can't even drive when you're 16 can you? Unless it's like a 3 wheeler or something?

[@bliuser4720]

This is what opening a bottle of 9 year aged wine feels like

[@namelazz1999]

Too bad you can't drink it with the wii 1:07

[@D.KlWA-aG]

Then I’ll drink the Wii

[@IStMl]

Com-e Kem.p DOES NOT TASTE GOOD

[@terimur7510]

@@namelazz1999 LMAOO

[@waiv8166]

Couldn’t have put it better myself lmao

[@brokenbreaks8029]

You know the wii was good when the artist making the manual is having as much fun as the people playing it

[@nabilabsood6967]

Here are some rules: The Wii does not taste good. That's because if you bother to eat it, you'll choke and then die. Make sure not to get pwned by your friend when playing the Wii. You could suffer a nosebleed, and even a migraine from cracked skull. Don't hit the Wii with a medieval weapon. It could then break and have constant amygdala problems. Don't let an angry snowman near your Wii. It will then be dizzy and weak, and it will pass out due to unconscience. Don't let your Wii console drive. It's not 16 years old, it doesn't have a driving license, and it's not meant to have arms of some sort. Please, don't fall in love with your Wii. Consoles are not meant to be fallen in love with human beings. Don't marry the Wii. The Wii is not your spouse, and it's actually not related due to wedding receptions. Don't play the Wii with your feet. It could be damaged too much if you do it, and don't even think about it. Only use hands. Don't pour orange juice on your Wii. The Wii will then be broken and have an epileptic spasm later. Don't put a disk=c in the Wii. Just kidding, you may put in discs, but only appropriate games of them. Also, remember to take it out when you're done. Don't send it to a garage sale with dusty diapers. It's creepy, and people will give dirty looks if you bother to try. Don't smoke with you Wii. Your Wii will have rotten teeth, catch emphysema, heavily breathe due to asthma, and might stunt its lungs. Don't put a disk with designs on it. Once the disc gets broken, it stays there for good. There's nothing you can do about it. Don't use the nunchuck to fight ninjas. Only stealthy ninjas who've trained can fight ninjas, due to stealthiness. Don't stick a four-leaf clover on your Wii. It can get poked, and it will actually produce loads of bad luck. The Wii is not an oven and must not be used to cook chicken. It can permanently be damaged and cannot be fixed forever. Don't try killing yourself with the Wii. You could be shot by a gun bullet, and the wound will stay there and you might need medic surgery. The Wii is not a book. That's because Wiis are not meant for read out loud videos and comics. The Wii is not a funny hat. It is a console and not meant for expressionisms between hat parodies. Your Wii is not a parachute. It will not turn into a skydiving balloon by just pulling on it. Your Wii does not need to be warm. It is already at normal weather circumstances. Your Wii is not a soldier. It is not in the military for males and is also never belligerent. Your Wii is never a toaster. If you try to insert bread in your Wii console, it will be broken. The sensor bar also never tastes very good. If you eat it, you'll suffer for asthesia pyromia (another word for choking maneuver).

[@holden-i]

“Do not skydive with the Wii” is the funniest sentence I’ve ever heard

[@yeetyboigottem]

Man, they REALLY did not wanna get sued.

[@gigabit6226]

lmaoo

[@rainbowisnotemo]

lmaooooooooo

[@daisydoggo7754]

"oMg iMma sUe NINtEnDo bEacUsE orANGe jUice"

[@marlowewoodring]

Shark puppet's dad I’m doge

[@daisydoggo7754]

@@marlowewoodring hello doge 👋

[@yoursaviourbrisuschrist3617]

The real title: “Taking care of your Robotic Child”

[@TheRealEncy]

Oh I Think You Mean've *"Taking Care Of Your 101.630 Million Child,* *That Had Been Sold By Nintendo Trying To Take Over The Console Market Againts Sony,* *Microsoft,* *And Sega,* *Made With IBM PowerPC Broadway @ 729 MHz Cpu,* *And 512 MB NAND flash memory Storage Made In 19 November 2006"* _Edit : From 2023, I Still Find My Old Humor To Be Funnier_

[@Goomba456]

When you eat the Wii and try to date it

[@DrBlueHigh]

*The robotic child does not taste good* *Do not let an angry snowman near your child*

[@xxlileri_]

but it is tho-

[@jesschio9350]

Yes

[@ChristofApolinario]

These are the actual warnings: 0:09 Do not swallow 0:18 Make sure you are in an open space 0:28 Do not break the Wii console 0:37 Never put the Wii console to very hot or cold temperatures 0:46 Do not carry the Wii console outside your house 0:55 [idk what is this] 1:05 Do not use the Wii console for some dating 1:15 Do not step the Wii remote or the Nunchuck 1:25 Do not pour liquids onto the Wii console 1:33 Do not insert the Game Disc upside down 1:43 Do not leave the Wii in the garbage [idk] 1:53 [is that dust¿] 2:04 Do not break the game disc 2:13 [idk what is this] 2:23 Do not block the ventilation or poke inside the Wii 2:35 [lmao wtf] 2:44 Not recommended to use both controllers like that 2:52 Do not store the Wii diagonally 3:00 [idk what is this] 3:11 [wtf] 3:22 Do not put a blanket to the console (it doesn't have any space for ventilation) 3:32 [wtf] 3:42 The Wii console is not a Toaster [buy another roaster instead] 3:52 Do not let your children swallow small things (like the hot tie used to knot long wires) I know it's a joke, but I want to emphasize it a little bit more.

[@Hozedron]

I thing that at 0:55 it says if you have one of those heart machines that help with pumping blood at a steady pace don't have the Wii remote strapped to your hand or you'll die of a heart attack

[@CoralCopperHead]

0:09 is bullshit, if someone's able to swallow an entire Wii I'm sure as hell not gonna stop them.

[@mr.outlaw231]

2:35 Obviously states you shouldn't feed your Wii after midnight.

[@Freedomcustom]

1:43 refers to japans trash sorting system, the Wii is neither burnable nor a standard trash item and therefore needs to be processed correctly 1:53 Do not leave or use the Wii in areas with smoke 2:13 Do not use the remote and nunchuk as defensive weapon 2:35 Do not leave food or drink around the Wii 3:00 (refers to the packaging the Wii comes in) Just ur standard keep bags out of reach from children warning 3:11 Do not drop from a great height 3:32 Most likely another 'Console is not a weapon' warning

[@ProtoV33MK1]

Pacemaker warning, wireless devices can interfere with (usually disable) pacemakers, so it's just warning you to check with your doctor about that. @@Hozedron

[@tigerlover2853]

“Alright, we drew the hyperbolic illustrations, boss.” “Perfect, now let’s give it to the writing team so they can start.” “Wait, the writing team hasn’t begun yet?” “Eh, I’m sure it’ll be fine, they can work out what they mean.” The writing team:

[@b34stm1lk]

The person who wrote the manual: My goals are beyond your understanding.

[@OHOE1]

Eat Wii

[@WeedSoldier]

Consume Wii

[@OHOE1]

@@WeedSoldier Inhale Wii

[@lord6074]

Description

[@chsichsi777]

Hello People 10 years later lmao

[@kimzee59]

only 6 more years till the wii can drive Edit. The wii can drive. Watch out.

[@kimzee59]

Mr. product How does that relate to what i posted? You've lost me

[@kimzee59]

Mr. product no need to apologise, i was just confused.

[@deadlydeath3245]

kimzee59 nope it cant drive he had no life

[@Enderguy-ed9rn]

i still have that wii and in playing mario right now

[@gommoolabajobir8687]

kimzee59 lol

[@samlambert8125]

i remember watching this video as a child and it still manages to make me laugh

[@mizukittyakinyama]

lmaooo me too!

[@octoboi4019]

The Wii can drive now! I'm also sad now :(

[@pure.4ddiction]

" Don't kill yourself with the wii or with anything else" *suicide rates drop to 0%*

[@joelcomer]

Kids with depression: “I feel allllk better!”

[@brobgonalbutnotracist5829]

@✨son✨ oh no

[@theenderman6177]

Am I the only one who does what was on that image?

[@randomeuropean7499]

anime can make the suicide rate to 100%

[@speedypatt]

LETS GOOOOO

[@thegreatcalvinio]

The Wii is almost 14 years old. 2 more years until it can drive.

[@coolsatisfyingvideos4539]

lol

[@realbatman123]

Lol

[@mandarinCapybara]

the realization when ure the same age as a wii.

[@PTEC]

HSHSJSJDHAHSHSH

[@belo3379]

But in germany it has to be 18 at least for cars

[@TheBurntGasoline32]

What I think certain things mean 0:40 - The snowman is just a mascot for the cold, so in short, don't let it get cold as when frost in it thawed, it would break the software. 0:57 - I think it means 'be careful if you have a heart condition'. 1:15 - Don't step on any wires as you may break something. 1:34 - Don't put your finger in the hole of the disc, you may get your finger injured. 2:25 - Don't put stuff inside of the Wii unless it is a wire, a USB, or a SD card. 2:44 - For health and safety reasons, do not put the wire around your neck as it may cause damage. 2:53 - If the Wii falls over, it might break. 3:22 - If you put a blanket over the Wii, it might overheat. 3:43 - Only put in discs.

[@NeverEndingFire13]

0:57 could also mean that the wii remote could interfere with devices related to heart diseases if it gets too close

[@Thelift2013]

2:35 bruh thats just creepy. scarier than an alien

[@guywithatophat_]

“The Wii console is not a toaster and should not be used as such.” But how am I gonna feed my family now?

[@ElTiquillo]

Try using a PS4 playing Uncharted 4, the temperature should be nice enough and the sound of the fans will be so loud, that you will not hear your family screaming in agony, because they haven't eat in 3 months

[@guywithatophat_]

ElTiquilloPillo 9 alright, thanks

[@pikaaxyt]

If you have and old pentium 4 pc, just remove fans and cook your food on it

[@d1amondsquare019]

better thing use an mac and play an game warning that an thing u need to be rich

[@kenopsiadraws]

with the WII!

[@radioactiveseaotter]

“It’s not 16” *many years later* “There he goes, he’s grown so much” *wii drives away*

[@delilahrose7005]

I was thinking wait isn't this older than 16 by now 😂😂😂

[@irok1]

Wiiiiii

[@irok1]

@@delilahrose7005 14

[@svp5thechad408]

Wait, Why did they wasted the opportunity to say that the Wii is 16 in the marriage ones?

[@ManunKanava]

18

[@Cargoesbeepbeep]

Well when the Wii turns 21 in the year 2027, it can do many things: 1. Legally Drink 2. Gamble/go to a Casino 3. Obtain a handgun (Oh god!) 4. Obtain a pilot's license 5. Become a Driving Instructor 6. Rent a car 7. Adopt a child 8. And go to night clubs and dance on dat pole (lol could u imagine?)

[@AidanGamesYT]

for now it can drive

[@VistaIroha6000]

They are gonna sexualize the Wii. They are gonna have gay sex with Wii. What gender and sexuality is the Wii anyways? I wanna know.

[@Leyo1]

That's only in america

[@80sTechKid]

Alternate Caption for 3:22 “Your Wii is not an Xbox 360 and won’t get the red ring of death. You don’t need to towel trick it.”

[@ghost_ship_supreme]

“Do not cook chicken in your wii” *shows picture of goblin wii*

[@bonesjones293]

RIGHT. How has this guy not seen Gremlins? It even has a clock saying its after midnight.

[@SkittyDangerzne]

I know right! Thats funny! 😂

[@ghulam237]

@@SkittyDangerzne its like they're talking about goblins, but don't want the reader to know

[@soda35160]

It’s kinda always after midnight

[@VictorCN]

@@soda35160 Gumball reference?

[@solarz.z]

"Don't hit the Wii with a medieval weapon" *lowers sword*

[@vanityLX]

you shouldnt hit it regardless

[@jonathanmyatt9426]

Aims rapier at Wii "Laughs in renaissance weapons"

[@helloimjustazeldafanpassin5356]

**hyas in Linkenese**

[@distractioncat7285]

yall over here with rapiers and swords *loads shotgun with malicious intent* some wii's are gonna die tonight

[@lapizite7879]

*laughs in caveman rock*

[@ch4rl0tt3D]

these would make excellent album covers 👌

[@MrsDuck13]

Imagine how fun it would be to be the illustrator having to draw these.

[@aidenlucas8226]

"Don't hit the wii with a medieval weapon" Oh, sorry, I'll shoot it with a gun.

[@fastaskirby2414]

I thought firearms are still considered medieval weapons

[@TheRealEncy]

*Loads Missiles...*

[@jakebake0652]

I personally used a t-16 sniper rifle with a modified scope but it’s all personal preference

[@jakebake0652]

@ExvenGamin ah of course I’m no expert with guns but that does seem like a fine choice

[@jakebake0652]

@late4thegameNOW yes but I find the recoil makes it hard to hit multiple times

[@NoNo-mk7ui]

“Don’t parachute with your wii” So that explains why it’s not worki-

[@upsidedowns2342]

@@Ryo-Nagano- that's dark

[@xbcvideo9751]

Don't do it or youll become like me in my videos

[@takumifujiwara6963]

But you can do it one time

[@realmuslim6097]

R.I.P Poke The Duck

[@GrayCrownRBLX]

*HITS THE GROUND*

[@DonutszYT]

0:09 Do not put the wii inside your mouth 0:19 Do not swing the wii remote too close to anyone else 0:29 Do not hit the wii with any foreign objects (not sure why they used the medieval ones) 0:39 Do not use the wii in extreme hot and cold environments 0:47 Do not store the wii inside your car 0:56 Do not use the wii remote to perform CPR 1:05 Do not have a romantic date next to your wii (why wouldn't you tho) 1:17 and 1:19 Do not leave your wii remote and nunchuck on the floor 1:26 Do not pour liquids on the wii (especially orange juice) 1:33 Do not insert the game disc with your finger inside the disc's hole 1:44 Do not dispose the wii inside of a trash can or dumpster 1:53 Do not smoke around the wii (pretty self explanatory) 2:03 Do not insert cracked discs inside the wii 2:14 Do not use the wii remote and nunchuck as a weapon (unless you're an epic gamer) 2:24 Do not stick foreign objects inside the wii 2:34 I am not sure what this one is, maybe don't put your wii in an oven? Why would they include this in the manual lol 2:44 Do not wrap the wii remote and nunchuck around your neck 2:53 Do not leave the wii remote in a tilted position 3:00 Do not put the wii over your head 3:12 Again, I am not sure what this one could be, maybe don't take your wii on an airplane??? 3:22 Do not cover your wii with any towels or blankets 3:31 At this point, I don't even wanna know what this one is, but when WW3 happens, im busting out the wii 😎 3:43 Do not put food inside of your wii 3:54 Keep small objects away from children's mouth Hope this helps! 😄

[@MixelMan0106]

3:00 It's just about the sleeve it's packaged in.

[@user-pt5xi2ep7e]

I have an idea 3:31: don’t take you to war

[@sentientfrowner7428]

The romantic one is probably talking about heart monitors

[@Lubin-md4ml]

I thinks its best to keep ANY objects away from childrens mouths lol. They will try to taste anything they find, same with babies. xD Thanks for this very helpful, long explination lol.

[@AliJ5533]

I'm pretty confident that 2:34 is "don't feed your Wii after midnight", a reference to the Gremlins movie.

[@Cargoesbeepbeep]

Nice! thanks for the helpful safety advice, I'll be more careful and make sure that I can avoid those things the next time I play on my Nintendo Wii!

[@talonzilla1322]

There is a reason they made these, and that means somebody died trying to use a wii as. A parachute

[@imacan9191]

Gettin' high with my wii *Jumps out of a plane high on meth with wii strapped to back, thinking it's a parachute*

[@leggomyeggo5773]

that means that somebody out there hit a wii with a mace

[@calebreardon8707]

Wait, does that mean someone’s wii started an uprising, got second hand smoke, and fought in a a war??? 😐😐

[@leggomyeggo5773]

@@calebreardon8707 that wii got problems

[@101jir]

"Don't use your wii as a parachute" = Don't drop your Wii "Don't hit your wii with a mace" = don't strike your wii "Don't let your wii get second hand smoke" = don't expose the wii to smoke Still figuring out the one with the wii in the driving seat and the one with a gun.

[@hampton-roads-bus-guy]

“911 what’s your emergency?” “Uhm yes.. my Wii has escaped and stole a medieval timed weapon”

[@nox7126]

Grayson Anderson mid evil lmao

[@freedamerican5243]

Grayson Anderson mid evil 😍

[@martynasgudynas5621]

Fuck you all and fuck me

[@barehugzz]

R/boneappletea

[@ImSKRIPZ]

It’s going to fight in WWIII

[@HexariusSecretAlt]

my wii in my room sweating looking at that poor wii form 13 years ago :

[@Banan_group-leader]

Questions I have for some of them 1: HOW THE HELL DO YOU SHOVE A FRICKING WII DOWN YOUR THROAT 3:WHERE DO YOU EVEN FIND A GODDAMN ACIENT WEAPON 5: WIIS ARE NOT HUMAN THEY CANT EVEN DRIVE A CAR 7: HOW THE HELL DO YOU MARRY A COMPLETE TECH

[@yamahadx7synthesiser]

for question 7: tell that to the guy who married a hatsune miku hologram

[@VistaIroha6000]

(satire) 1: I ate a Windows 7 CD 3: from the muesum 5: Yes they are if personified into a human 7: I wanna marry my Windows 10

[@axcieom]

Ah yes, Wiiromantic.

[@mojoo215]

911: What's your emergency? Me: I have a Wii stuck in my throat

[@styxscrumbs6198]

Mojooo215 nah it’s more like “i nee hewp dere a we ih meh froat!”

[@typhoontm5444]

Nah, it would be like “dvdogdgidgmnvditwkfiogxkgbxxvfisfjsmbxvjsahklhvmt”

[@FBIAgent-bp8pd]

Hi there agent its agent 2703

[@ItzSonic69]

@MA - 05WC - Conestoga PS (1474) almost there

[@Mytorturedsenses]

I'm gonna need to raid Area 51

[@mangoinnmclovin]

Nintendo made the first Wikihow type images in history.

[@DigitalTVJuegos]

Luisito comunista :v

[@_Amadeus]

Don't you mean WIIkihow ?

[@lambybunny7173]

Junko Hiroshima oh my god that’s genius

[@domix537]

jajajjaajajjajJJJAJAJJAJSJSJSJJSJJJ LUISITO COMUNISTA

[@datstrat]

I think ikea did it first

[@sirnotice]

"Don't let your Wii console drive. (It's not 16)" YOU CAN NOW LET THE WII CONSOLE DRIVE (ITS 17)

[@Snyarhedir]

"The Wii is not a toaster and should not be used as such." Jimmy Neutron: "Challenge accepted!"

[@gilesbecraft5131]

Now it all makes sense to Mii

[@fochix_161]

Good one...

[@gilesbecraft5131]

Hitesh Dasari u *f r i c c* ing punner

[@gilesbecraft5131]

The hell is that supposed to mean

[@jozefstalin5934]

Haha no

[@idontunderstandjokes6695]

Me*

[@leh3682]

Don't you just hate it when you go skydiving and you accidentally take your Wii with you instead of your parachute

[@wyzolol]

*douh*

[@quarans08]

I read that when it came on

[@DELETED-xg5ne]

Happens to me all the time!

[@rabeelhormez7572]

Ikr thats so annoying like i died five times already

[@Idkwhatiam]

It would be save if it was connected to VR

[@Gamer-Bobby9000]

Man I remember seeing this 10 years ago and I thought it was funny it's 10 years later and I still think it's fun man I'm going to talk this video was the funniest thing when I was 8 years old

[@emojicat._.hartley]

So you’re 18 right now?

[@Gamer-Bobby9000]

@@emojicat._.hartley yes

[@emojicat._.hartley]

@@Gamer-Bobby9000 oh nice that 2x my age

[@emojicat._.hartley]

@@Gamer-Bobby9000 my grandma works my channel

[@TheBakonsChannel]

​@@Gamer-Bobby9000 you're 10 years older than me

[@emojicat._.hartley]

GOSHDANGIT!! LET MY WII SLEEP!! (It’s tired T.T)

[@MechaLatte11]

Poor guy, he was just too tired to play with you.

[@emojicat._.hartley]

@@MechaLatte11 yea, all I have left of him is the wii stick 😢

[@aaronobyonek7206]

Don't let your Wii drive, it's not 16 *November 19 2022*

[@littleshrimp9777]

Ha

[@KINGAJ_YT]

well how old is it then

[@aaronobyonek7206]

13 years old right now as of 6/30/19 and 16 in 11/16/22

[@pokefan006]

According to wikipedia the wii was released on the 19th not the 16th

[@devmathur5003]

@@pokefan006 Wikipedia isn't the most reliable source😅

[@alexniklaus6216]

When you realize the wii is almost old enough to drive.

[@Se7en2107]

One more year

[@alexanderkoch9477]

Nearly

[@yatub1328]

I was just about to comment this

[@ItsJayKarim]

European confusion right here😂

[@adamhossam7543]

Damn

[@CareLessWasTaken]

Dude, I get recommended this video every week now I always click do not recommend this to me anymore. and it still does it

[@mangird1]

2 more years and we can marry the wii

[@roblox_gaming00]

No like 4

[@FoursWorld2]

@@roblox_gaming00 Or Maybe If They Are 25 Or More

[@corgimations]

“Don’t let your Wii drive. He’s not 16.” Wii in 2022: my time has come

[@sarahdurham6001]

I got 2 wiis

[@-bbu_f]

Yeah

[@aaptyp]

Well this vid is nearly 10 years old. So lets say it is now though. Wii would be 28. From the official release date it is younger (?)

[@tavitube7010]

@@sarahdurham6001 cool

[@NCubss]

@@aaptyp it *is* 10 years old now

[@prometheusx1138]

Don't you Hate When your Wii Steals Your car

[@Andrew982_]

yes

[@freakedout2008]

My name doesn't Matter yes

[@thegamingpapyrusnowwithedg2828]

My name doesn't Matter woah

[@speckd8465]

WOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAH

[@22ndcenturyschizoidman]

And shoots me with a carbine rifle.

[@EuDESMUMEi]

0:42 well, now he is 16.

[@someduck-lb2ol]

This helped a lot thanks I couldn’t find anything else that could help me use my WII

[@blankocity148]

Don't let your Wii drive,it's not *16* yet. Don't fall in love and *marry* your Wii. *FBI OPEN UP*

[@genevevaconalarga]

thats why its telling you not to do it

[@leothemememan3464]

the age of consent in japan is 13 the wii is 13

[@Gamer6200.]

@@leothemememan3464 OH NO

[@leothemememan3464]

@@Gamer6200. it's not my fault if japan has has creepy laws

[@Gamer6200.]

I meant it as a joke

[@beccaiskenough17]

I’m surprised there isn’t a “don’t go swimming with your Wii”

[@vannyvan.]

Well , (then )u can do that XD Edit: WOW I NEVER HAD THAT AMOUNT OF LIKES!!!

[@swalker0966]

xD

[@user-wl7mh6oc9x]

I'm suing

[@Joopyter724]

That is the toasters job

[@FancyScanty]

Álvaro 130 oh yes

[@MahsXR]

the wii is now about 16 years old so he can drive now

[@rochelleyoung1403]

Don’t you hate it when you are trying to fight ninjas but you pack your Wii nunchuck by accident

[@nouveaubleu]

"please, don't fall in love with your wii" oh, was i not supposed to-?

[@chromosoze]

makes sense since you have an anime profile picture

[@ihatemylifesomuchjustwhy]

Ok If You do then if trying to make it drink it will break it

[@ihatemylifesomuchjustwhy]

But did you break that rule

[@justtalia7114]

‘bruh moment’

[@frostbytes5718]

The wii is only 13 years young, oh no, the fbi's coming to your house

[@gundhamtanaka8725]

"The Wii is not an oven and should not be used to cook chicken." The KFConsole: Pathetic

[@TheRealEncy]

We Officially Have : - The Toaster ( Nintendo Switch ) - The Wifi Router ( Ps5 ) - The Fridge ( Xbox Series X ) - The OilFryer ( KFConsole ) - The Cheese Grater ( Apple Mac ) - The Oreo ( Ps4 ) - The Box ( Gamecube ) - The Joke ( Souljaboy ) Edit : I Add More.

[@jsmn_luv]

*G U N D H A M T A N A K A*

[@marleybutbetter2214]

I found the comment I came here for for i die a happy potato 🥲

[@gundhamtanaka8725]

@@jsmn_luv I wouldn't have expected that someone like you to be here

[@ellisthur1498]

I tried the Wii toaster, it doesn't work to cook bread very well, but you can cook a tortilla very well in it.

[@dualdestry2856]

The one with the ninjas got me 😂

[@LawEnf0rcement]

We did it, the Wii can now drive. *Who the hell decided to recommend me this **_13 years_** after-*

[@jacksonmko]

“Humans are the most intelligent species on earth!” Humans:

[@Baset_]

This is exactly why I think Owls should be named the most intelligent species. They'd never do something as stupid as inventing deep fried butter or the Wii U. And plus, they have those adorable eyes

[@Pineapple-hx9ty]

@@Baset_ yeah but owl can't throw rock far

[@Baset_]

​@@Pineapple-hx9ty they could drop it from real high maybe

[@Baset_]

pls don't ruin this i've already gone and gotten the surgery to turn myself into an owl

[@Pineapple-hx9ty]

@@Baset_ they can't yeet a ball half a kilometer away from themselves

[@aureliadoesstuff3438]

**Sees the marry Wii rule** Um. Hey,Honey? We need a divorce...

[@lordrathut]

Just do what Anakin Skywalker did without the Jedi Council knowing, just marry it in secret

[@aureliadoesstuff3438]

Conner Confidential oH oKaY :)

[@aureliadoesstuff3438]

the amazing tech monster 😂😂 Okay!!

[@aureliadoesstuff3438]

These replies 😂😂😂😂

[@Robin-jk6wz]

*Wii need a divorce

[@TranslationHell]

there’s a funny contrast between the ones that make you go “haha i get it. good one Jake Cat” and “what the fuck could the original context for this possibly be”

[@morbidsearch]

The Nintendo Wii is now legally old enough to drive

[@stredst3594]

"Your Wii is not a soldier and will not fight your battles for you" Wii: *Wiietnam flashbacks* bruh jokes in 2020 were so unfunny

[@dylpickle6123]

I feel like someone is about to be whoooshed

[@yellowsunfish4219]

Leave the group chat

[@makotoyuki345]

This one’s for you guys 😎👉 *But Wii’s weren’t made during the Vietnamese war*

[@yellowsunfish4219]

@syphax08 that's why he said heres another one for you guys, so he could get whooshed. You just whooshed yourself

[@simonereis7799]

Actually it's Vietnam.

[@rain1910]

Don't you just hate it when an angry snowman steals your Wii?

[@strawberry5458]

Right...happens to me everyday

[@silly_sleepy_ivy]

I think its dont let the wii in low tempitures

[@kokichiouma9406]

Yeah it happens to me every week

[@aspiringsounds979]

how is that even possible?

[@rain1910]

@@aspiringsounds979 *it isnt*

[@ElmaKobaNami]

1:06 Just remember, the ship glass of wine x Wii is not allowed.

[@KP-cb4sy]

0:13 Yeah, like that would happen... Congratulations to anyone who did do this; you've been played.

[@adelaidejohnson6546]

“Don’t pour orange juice on your Wii.” Fine, I’ll go get the apple juice.

[@user-lz5kh3un8z]

No. Get D I M E N C I O N A L juice instead

[@kenrixer]

big brain

[@seyongkim7628]

I'll get milk...

[@danganfujisaki5902]

Get some grown up grape juice

[@saulsho29]

Wat?

[@fox-a-bellaj47]

"The Wii is not a funny hat" Reality can be whatever I want

[@deez5595]

Ethan Howlings-Jennings this is a joke, where did the 14 year old’s quotes come from?

[@ultimategotea]

He said with a funny hat

[@midspooky]

its not a funny hat its a cool hat

[@DrLiam-fg6wd]

*sad TF2 noises*

[@katiaferreira1573]

...

[@nickc2909]

"The Wii is not a funny hat!" "It's not?"

[@random_kid-gj2bw]

When i was smaller i used to watch this over and over again thinking it was humor. And now i know whats a wii and how good it was in the times i didnt get to experience

[@theepicjamez99]

Jesus it's crazy how the Wii is actually almost 16 years old

[@cosmicdunsparce]

It's almost legal to drive

[@olgahapitan312]

and steal MY FRICKING CAR

[@riversidexenovevo]

2 more years and it’s finally legal.

[@raksiie558]

jokes on you video

[@LuckD7cky]

Did we ever tell the Wii about puberty?

[@raclmao]

Instructions unclear, have been married to my Wii for 12 years

[@OrangeGibus3193]

thank you so much for instructing me not to do these things, i was actually gonna use a wii to drive me place to place 🙏

[@ChristianDuncan]

That marriage is pretty shallow, wii don't go together

[@gangsterspongebob7837]

Christian Duncan haha punz

[@embrylastname8617]

*Ba dum tss*

[@tegangaminghere116]

Christian Duncan hahahaha

[@kikiplays2926]

phhht

[@jupiterstevens-hill7331]

Christian Duncan It's time for U and Mii to break up

[@hhy925]

Why is this in my recommended 10 years later

[@akosmucsi8844]

Yea why????

[@KnoppersPolizei]

Because it worked? You are the one who clicked on the video and watched it, so youtube earned money with you and the algorithm thinks you like it that way . I mean, you know you don't have to watch every video just because it is in your recommends...

[@3mpaant362]

the real question is, why not?

[@edwardwong9599]

It’s not 16 years old, Hmm

[@mfkj]

Nobody knows

[@antisocial-elias3850]

Wii can finally Drive now 😢😢

[@thatsewerrat2334]

0:43 "Don't let you Wii console drive. (it's not 16)" me realising that it's been 16 years since it released... 💀

[@jgilly0]

Wii: I fear no drink, but that thing Orange juice: exists Wii: it scares mii

[@masha2704]

Heavy weapons guy approves

[@aloe_thera]

I hate this so much

[@justarandomspring3120]

@Undyne EHeheh.... i sense a "sans" quote

[@shoutaarikawa929]

It scares mii lol

[@pippypop0874]

wii are all scared by it trust mii

[@annieroonie9162]

Alternative title; “Artist having too much fun making the wii manual”

[@lovableye8191]

Good one

[@maximiliangreulich4444]

Yea

[@Tanker619]

Yis

[@cryingautumn932]

Lol

[@lovableye8191]

NO EAH

[@McBelugaReal]

"Don't make love with the Wii"

[@Hazel_The_Furry08]

BRO, “Don’t stick a four leaf clover in your Wii,” LITERALLY MADE ME SPIT OUT MY COFFEE 😂

[@doopdoops6244]

Officer: How old is your Wii ma’m? Me: 15 Officer: Wii I’m gonna need you to step out of the car

[@luma222]

One Skelly Girl 😂

[@TheTimelessOmen]

Lol

[@gamingbrothers3722]

XD

[@doopdoops6244]

GUSTAVO666BR Error1010010101010 Is your brother a Wii?

[@osoneetz5944]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ccaio5585]

Me: falls in love and wants to marry Wii console Japanese manufacturers: we don't do that around here

[@dylanzlol7293]

Ironic they marry waifus

[@jonathanschaffer5758]

that's not how you're supposed to play the game.

[@jaykilkenny4409]

If you do that Mario is a gonna do something very illegal

[@staypuff6494]

There was a guy in japan that married a DSi

[@jvinny_]

AWWH THE CORRECT GRAMMAR BACK THEN ONLINE IS JUST :chef’s kiss: Commas, correct apostrophe use, etcetera :,)

[@pixelman1234]

Just played my wii, it has been a while since that, so many memories. This video was interesting and the wii sports theme is so nostalgic. 😢😭

[@ItsNotakin]

At least the sensor bars taste better than Nintendo Switch cartridges.

[@aturchomicz821]

Ey KZbin is Drink again You Content isnt 4 Werks Old Its More Luke One month

[@Drflash55Official]

OHHHHHHHHHH-

[@Tedcarter-if2mg]

Coltin Lindsley The swich runs on these amazing, magical things called discs! 😮

[@eclipso3155]

Coltin Lindsley lol

[@RustedStar]

ILITLES the switch runs on cartridges. Or at least i think i dunno.

[@hoodwynked4204]

“The wii is not an oven and should not be used to cook chicken” *grabs turkey*

[@giganigga3025]

How did the chicken even fit in

[@lunadafluffderg516]

And why did the wii turn into a monster?

[@hoodwynked4204]

Yeah the chicken had to be made of steel to bend the wii shape- as to how it got in there I would have to guess they opened up the side

[@zoehernandez7688]

-A_smol_Dragon- 'w' it’s a gremlin reference It’s supposed to be “don’t feed your wii after midnight”

[@lunadafluffderg516]

@@zoehernandez7688 ohhhh, thats clever XD

[@tarangerine]

2:36 is a reference to the movie Gremlins, it's "don't feed the Wii after midnight" That's what I assume anyway, unless there's a different reference that is more relevant to japan.

[@user-ei5bh6qc4h]

13 years still an og. thanks.

[@maduch1314]

“The Wii can’t fight in a battle” Well, what about WWii?

[@VYT738]

Or wwiii

[@maduch1314]

Pedro Hernades We’ll know the answer together, my friend 😎

[@xjeremygh1552]

@@maduch1314 what

[@maduch1314]

AlexJugador06 What what?

[@patrykdabrowski1154]

Ba dum tss

[@SimplyStatistical]

Manual: "Don't try to kill yourself with the Wii." Me: *Grabs Xbox 360 instead*

[@lamenwatch1877]

"...or anything else, for that matter."

[@tobyisawesome]

@@lamenwatch1877 WHY WON'T YOU LET ME DIE?!? :D

[@themissinfowar6629]

“The Wii is not a toaster.” But the 360 can be.

[@richard4975]

😭

[@dantesuarezflores982]

yay he died

[@Insert_Name_Here908]

What I think it’s actually trying to say 0:10 Right off the bat, just don’t fucking eat it. Other than that, I have no clue 0:18 “make sure to watch you surroundings” 🤓 0:29 Don’t break it. You’ll be sad 0:37 make sure the environment your wii is in, isn’t too hot or cold 0:47 I honestly don’t know 0:56 something about electricity 1:06 not sure about the ring, but maybe don’t keep drinks near it? 1:15 DON’T STEP ON IT 1:26 don’t pour liquids on your wii… why do we need to tell you this? 1:34 Don’t hold the disc by the little hole when putting it in 1:44 don’t keep your wii around a bunch of garbage… it deserves better 1:53 yeah, just don’t smoke at all actually. Bad for your lungs 2:04 Taping a disc probably won’t work 2:14 we’ve gone into insanity now. I have no idea what this could be except “don’t defend yourself when Nintendo ninjas get your ass” 2:24 Don’t stick anything at all in your wii 2:34 what… the… fuck? 2:44 Don’t wrap it around your fucking neck 2:52 don’t let your wii lean. Either lay it down or stand it upright 3:01 Don’t carry the wii over your head 3:11 yeah just… just don’t this 3:22 do not put blanket on wii, it’ll overheat 3:32 I’m about to give up 3:43 I… I… huh!? 3:52 don’t let Timmy be stupid with it 4:03 Why did we do this?

[@levonlikeshismoney8990]

The Wii has been around for 17 years so he can drive

[@Skellium]

“Your WII is not a soldier and will not fight battles for you” Earth just lost its best defender

[@toastytheepic7753]

Ok

[@DawsonsMemes]

It was in a bad war The console wars Many wiis died But they won at the end

[@The360MlgNoscoper]

Nick fury pages the Wii U at the end of infinity war

[@DireBowser]

Next year, the Wii will be 16 yrs old, and will be able to drive. Edit: The Nintendo Wii is old enough to legally drive.

[@frogs_are_cool3085]

Yesh, I was thinking the same thing!

[@Exvesu]

True

[@unoriginalcommentfinder8728]

Ok

[@manyhack9685]

YES

[@fluffythecat22]

Lol

[@jajajajajsiajeudnd5452]

Every few years I come back to this video and I love it

[@KlaviceGavin]

"Don't let your Wii drive, it's not 16!" It is NOW!

[@sarasibaja12]

"Don't fall in love with your wii" oops-

[@annemarykopp2683]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@xdkenos4119]

Oml😂

[@WiiLoveWeather7-12-16]

But didn’t you sell your soul for a bag of Doritos like in your profile? 😂😂😂

[@ceoofme2771]

no it actually means people with heart problems should not play the wii

[@whatdidyoud0890]

@@sarasibaja12 can i have a bag of doritos?

[@grammynorma3545]

"Dont pour orange juice on your wii" Well what else am i supposed to do when my wii gets thirsty

[@TheRealEncy]

Well, You're Not Wrong.

[@helendong1039]

u give it apple juice, not orange juice

[@grammynorma3545]

@@helendong1039 never thought of that, ill try

[@helendong1039]

@@grammynorma3545 wait don't forget about grape juice

[@grammynorma3545]

@@helendong1039 i wont

[@Angelobitt3]

3:01 The funniest moment

[@mason.mp4718]

Thank you so much!!! I was planning on doing all of these things until I was told NOT to. :D!!

[@agatkagrzyb653]

Isn't it horrible when an angry snowman destroys your Wii?

[@katiecrowley980]

Agatka Grzyb especially when you had married said Wii a week ago

[@Thatguy-hu8ii]

Katie Crowley a wiik ago*

[@olgapoggioli5271]

Agatka Grzyb Chilly from Kirby

[@shrekismydaddyandyourargum2319]

The meaning of the "Angry Snowman" picture, is to not put the wii in freezing💦 or boiling🔥 temperature.

[@kimshuit8918]

Agatka Grzyb I