I read COWBOY WOLF CHRISTMAS (less about cowboys, wolves & christmas than you'd think)

I read COWBOY WOLF CHRISTMAS (less about cowboys, wolves & christmas than you'd think) | I hope you like the merch and the little song in the end as well!! Merch link and spotify link in PINNED COMMENT! Thank you for all your support this year! We have one last video to go! Tumblr memes of 2023!!! Woohoo!
Last seven range shifters book report • WOLF COWBOY ROMANCE?! ...
BOOK REPORTS PLAYLIST • CURSED BOOK REPORTS
0:00 intro to me and this series and merch??? woahhh
0:46 BOOK TIME
20:32 start of thing you might want to skip
21:01 END of thing you might want to skip
22:19 MERCH AND SONG! MERCH AND SONG! MERCH AND SONG!
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[@AthenaPOfficial]

Christmas song on spotify link open.spotify.com/album/2C4FUqGw5Qt4Bchjrqpk4v?si=yF5wexfmT2-LrmQYnP9jLA

[@AvidreaderChildofGod]

Could you do kid cosmic next time?

[@mothtea2790]

Truly inspiring!!🥰🥰🥰

[@AvidreaderChildofGod]

Kid Cosmic Rules! And I am I the only one who wishes there was an alternate universe episode where the local heroes are supervillains? Or at the very least, antiheroes?@@mothtea2790

[@kayakat1869]

I did not expect there to be an autism subplot in this Cowboy Wolf Christmas book, but I'm laughing so hard.

[@ClowncoreisCool]

Sub? There was more autism in the plot than Christmas or Wolves! The book just like me fr

[@trashgod7095]

finally a book that proves even the autistic girlies can have a relationship with a terrible angry werewolf 😌 hallmark is quaking

[@cdogthehedgehog6923]

Shes the terrible werewolf though right?

[@mushroomladyy]

the potential for an autistic lead in a romance novel just for them to make the love interests entire character arc him realizing she’s autistic and not being mean anymore just because of that, what in the infantilization?? 😭

[@Romanticoutlaw]

👏 normalize wolf-coded characters doing something other than "snarling" or "growling." There's never any whimpering or yipping or whining, and I feel like we rarely even get "he barked" or "he howled". Wolves aren't perma-angy and it's silly to pretend that they aren't going to act at least a little bit like giant puppies at times, I will die on this hill

[@catpoke9557]

Most wolves are submissive rather than dominant, because only 2 members of the pack get to be fully dominant, the mom and the dad. The rest are all pretty much submissive to them and when they're not, they basically get spanked lol. The others can have some level of respect they expect from younger individuals but for the most part they are all supposed to be nice to each other or else they get in trouble, and even more so, nice to their parents or else they REALLY get in trouble. So basically, we should be seeing a lot more submissive wolf people than we do. Only the parents should be any kind of dominant tbh. If we want to base them off of real wolf packs. Or at least, the wolf-coded characters should be submissive to people they respect, because that's how wolf culture works. It's respect based. That's why the older individuals get to be more dominant. And it's why dogs are loyal to humans when trained properly- they respect us and view us as dominant, so they are submissive. Wolves are the same way.

[@samlewis6487]

Bring in the sad puppyboys

[@danny2481]

Also wolves can’t bark and idk if werewolves can

[@catpoke9557]

@@danny2481 wolves can bark, they just usually don't

[@Atari_01]

HIMBO 👏 WEREWOLF 👏

[@rikenull7521]

Alpha-na P has once again graced her humble pack with the raw meat of the gods: wolf romance novels for us to prey upon as we howl in delight 😩

[@AthenaPOfficial]

ALPHA-NA P IS INCREDIBLE OMG HAHAHA

[@Loopsy3]

@@AthenaPOfficial Thank you Alpha-na P for providing us with our harvest ( everyone awwooos in delight)

[@agentkmr]

​@@Loopsy3 Leedle leedle leedle lee

[@lulaloopsey]

the autism subplot caught me so off guard the titles never do the plots of these any justice 😭

[@globblin1734]

Lula, you’ve read these?????

[@danny2481]

As an autistic person I can confirm that I fall in love with cowboy werewolves because I’m so kind and naive 🥺

[@Spooklycryptid]

"Incel to himbo redemption arc???" Had me SOBBING

[@KeganLeavess]

If Santa doesn't turn out to be a hot, studly werewolf then what's the point

[@negligible_reality]

perhaps the real Hot, Studly Werewolf was the friends we made along the way! 😊✨🐺

[@NixityNullt]

Damn, they really said "You're only an incel because you don't believe IN your SEL...-F"

[@graceful_rose_thorns]

Not even a minute in and I don't know whether to be confused or bust out laughing. As it should be, thank you Athena

[@kaylon7996]

Cant get enough of cowboy romance 😭

[@AthenaPOfficial]

Omg that makes me so happy!!! Thank you!

[@tatsudragneel4761]

Apparently the wolves in Twilight are just "native shapeshifters" but also actual werewolves do exist in universe they're just never shown. The creators mormon so creating weirdly racist depictions of native people is pretty on brand tbh.

[@Karosheus]

I'm pretty sure they weren't shown because canonically Marcus(?) went genocidal on them and murdered them all😅

[@22kitten33]

⁠@@Karosheusalmost all of them anyway. I think they were still occasionally finding and hunting a few and they were mostly on the European and Asian continents, what little were left. But yes. Tho I’m pretty sure it was caius, not marcus.

[@lilpsyche6971]

I think it's kind of cool. I wouldn't say turning into a bad ass wolf is a bad thing. And I always thought the weird tribe stuff was just, well.. how that tribe is. I don't know, honestly. I wouldn't say the authors faith has anything to do with the book unless shown otherwise. Most movies and books are just retellings of bible stories and a lot of them suck. I would argue it's a writing problem. The characters are written into holes to the point that their character has to flip their personality traits. They literally kill Jacob off as a character half way through the series because he was too likeable. He goes from somewhat understanding and being cool with them being friends (even if slightly hoping) to not wanting her with Edward, not wanting her to die, and forcing himself on her through manipulation. It really is a writing problem imo and not a faith problem.

[@negligible_reality]

I actually LOVE the cowboy yee-haw romance book reports, PLEASE don't stop making them!! 😭😭😭

[@BeatleGirl37]

Someone probably already mentioned this BUT if you’re looking for romance books with authentic autistic characters written by someone with autism, Chloe Liese is fantastic!

[@samlewis6487]

Also recommend Chuck Tingle, both his queer horror and his bizarre and wonderful erotica. Specifically Camp Damascus has a canonically autistic main character I believe

[@lunabruce1804]

I just wanna let you know that most of us prefer to be called Autistic instead of "people with Autism" by the way ^^' I know you probably didn't know, so that's why I wanted to let you know :D

[@Numbabu]

@@lunabruce1804I think people of autism sounds hilarious.

[@lunabruce1804]

What do you mean by that? :o

[@olioccasionallyanimates27]

​@@lunabruce1804I don't believe they meant that in a mean way, it's just a funny phrase "people of autism" /gen /info

[@Izzylovesdinos]

My favourite thing about this channel is how Athena matches her makeup to the video topic. I just think that’s so fun 🦕

[@bombseel]

12:10 I get the autism/wolf thing since she seems to have wolf traits at all times and even when it's not visible she still is one. Like even when she's a person she still resists heat and other stuff

[@catpoke9557]

Yeah, I mean if an autistic person became a wolf person with wolf instincts I'd imagine they'd generally be worse at subduing them. It kind of tracks logically. Unless they get really good at masking specifically BECAUSE of their autism, I guess, then you could argue they'd be great at managing their wolfiness.

[@Numbabu]

@@catpoke9557my favorite type of neurodivergent person: wolf

[@karilovin1867]

also highly recommend eating a oui’d gummy and watching at least the first twilight. i did that when i was 24 and i can’t recommend enough

[@purpledomo4448]

Cutaways what is this? Family guy? No it’s not cause these r 100x funnier

[@sebas31415]

I have been watching this series since the first episode. Thank you for realizing that being bi is a thing!!!! (Also, as someone who is actually autistic, I would run the FUCK away from that man)

[@somethingsuperbland8829]

Athena is a bicon

[@mj-sw2nh]

Iirc Athena IS bi????? I hope I’m not making that up lmfao /nm

[@kathrynwolfe1287]

22:50 jumpscare warning. wow the commitment is top fuckin tier Athena. Love all your book reports please never stop 🙏

[@karilovin1867]

“I laced my stinky adidas and ran away” 💀💀💀💀

[@limelantern5637]

Her: I'm autistic Him: Oh shit, I guess I am the asshole... fuck Me: Sir, you should have figured that out before even meeting her, holy hell dude.

[@bensherman9486]

This was so funny, all of your book reviews are CRIMINALLY underrated!!!

[@finn8628]

I was horrified and delighted by the werewolf boyfriend in the song at the end. Great work as always! Happy Holidays!

[@capri_co]

Thank you, leader Athena! This here wolf pack will not be goin' hungry on Christmas Eve as you brought us another Cowboy Wolf discussion video to munch on! (I deeply apologize, I was in my full moon)

[@giantmastersword]

Athena. I need a wayside school lore video. Please. I'm begging. I read the whole series in 4th grade, and it's the closest i ever came to a drug trip.

[@jadedoni6447]

I love the insane romance novels so much, I’m so jazzed for this one. Also 10/10 on that santa coat on the cover

[@CinnamonFamStudios]

The muscle suit wolf man was a jumpscare and a half

[@v_studios1473]

Girl I have been waiting literally 9 months for this and it did NOT disappoint

[@AthenaPOfficial]

Oh my gosh this means so much to me!!! I’m so glad you joined me for this incredibly silly and semi-concerning rollercoaster 🥲

[@caitlinabbott7895]

0:27 "All I want for Christmas is for you to put on a fucking shirt!" 1:12 2:26 "I laced up my stinky Adidas' and ran away-" 4:16 5:20 5:34 (Falls) "Woah!!! ...Santa?" "Do I look like-" 6:13 8:34 8:46 9:38 (Whispering) "Alright guys, this is what a fractured rib sounds like" (The cracking of bone followed by pained screaming) (Whispering) "Shut up! Shut the fuck up! You know what you did! Your screaming makes it less satisfying!" 14:56 "Oh damn, Silas really dropped a-" (Starts singing Love Like You) 17:30 18:36 20:32

[@stephiestar]

I always love a good yeehaw and AWOO romance novel 🤠🐺

[@TheComicalOverlord]

The yeehaw romances are one of my favorite series you do eheheh!!! I hope they don’t go away

[@TheComicalOverlord]

i got a heart from favorite KZbinr Athena p…. My life is complete

[@kgbofficer5629]

Dude I love the weird cowboy book reports Ps. Athena I’m not even going to lie the title of this video is possibly one of the wildest things I’ve ever read. Pps. You should do more of dear old Delores Flores’

[@tootiefrootiefrootloopz]

I ate a cowboy wolf once

[@AthenaPOfficial]

OH!

[@squidpile]

Well did it taste good

[@tootiefrootiefrootloopz]

@@squidpile it tasted meaty, sweaty, and misogynistic

[@havenluna2913]

I got to watch some of it before it got deleted and I just wanna say I live in Montana and it’s honestly so weird to hear one of my favorite KZbinrs talk about my state because MT is kinda forgotten but your videos just make me so happy and it makes my day whenever you upload, and especially when there’s so many “references” to things/places I know

[@TwizzleTown]

Athena, im sorry they dont perform well because these videos of yours ARE MY FAVORITE! The "noo🎵nooooo🎶noooooooo🎵😔" after the part about his br***ing k*** made me weeze

[@sanguine5044]

PLEASE DO A VIDEO ESSAY ON TINGA TINGA TALES, IT WAS MY FAVORITE DISNEY JR SHOW AND ITS SO CUTE AND GOOD

[@BasementDragon]

That’s the shit!!!!

[@quill4813]

Yeehaw book reports return yassss!

[@Lunagirl6780]

I love this series !!! The most underrated one you do

[@hexinthelilypond4213]

Hope this video blows up I can’t get enough of Athena’s yeehaw romance shenanigans!!! 🤠🥵

[@fangirl-inator1094]

Honestly I would love to see Athena do a video on the Ice Planet Barbarians Series as a crossover book report x lore video

[@JoaoPedro-ed8st]

I didn't think "COWBOY WOLF CHRISTMAS" was the actaul title lol As always, love your video

[@thefantasticretroreviewer3941]

Not sure if you will cover Johnny & The Sprites or The Big Confy Couch soon, but either one would seem like interesting Lore Subjects.

[@emily91303]

Merry Christmas 🎁🎄 to you, Athena!

[@AthenaPOfficial]

Merry Christmas to you to! Thanks so much for watching!!

[@CelestialDarkness45]

I keep getting jumpscared every time you say Cheyenne (assumed spelling) because that's my name. xD I am not from Tennessee, but from Florida and I am Cuban/Italian. not kidding. lmao

[@pinkerhero]

hey!! I love how you discussed Cheyenne's awwtysm and how people should be treated~!! very sincere and insightful of you!!!

[@chilicircus26]

I was going to ask about a book review because it's one of my favorite things on this channel. Didn't realize this was posted till just now.

[@laialuvv]

omg the merch is so cute!!!! happy holidays everyone

[@annoyedghoul7243]

I will forever be psyched about these wild romance novel videos now that I know autistic girl x cowboy werewolf is not off the table--expect the unexpected!!

[@reemm6270]

DEPTHS OF HER WOMB HELPPPP

[@catkini8839]

I think Jacobs tribe is shape shifters and not technically were wolves. Gotta brush up on my twilight lore, its been a minute

[@Pagan_999]

The Christmas gift I didn’t know I wanted lol

[@liallialcroc]

i love the yeehaw romance novel book reports they are hilarious

[@Overwatch2010]

It’s good to see your most popular videos and try to do the same thing but different at the same time

[@nache1085]

17:16 Act Your Age, Eve Brown is a lovely book (that also has adult themes) featuring two autistic adults! It’s a great read and not very long

[@aeugh6743]

Fell asleep and woke up to you singing😩❤️✨

[@nethercat2459]

Ok I do have to agree the book looks a lot better with the Santa shirt and the beard

[@FizzyBrainz]

There's a kids show that I personally used to like a lot called Hanazuki, it even has a mobile game and the episodes are on KZbin. I thought you might like it since it literally has magical alien floating babies that give the main character gifts 😭

[@sgtmajor5700]

Cowboy werewolves? I'm ready.

[@eternaleyeliner]

Not nearly enough cowboys in this book to warrant it being in the title!

[@maybesomething0]

Hey Athena. really enjoy the videos, especially the ones that deep dive into things like wordgirl and umizoomi. Hope you keep continuing to make content. Also, I think Gumby might be a good option to review next but it’s completely ok if you don’t wanna review the 250 episode series. ❤

[@AthenaPOfficial]

Thank you so so so much for your support and encouragement! I’ll add Gumby to my very long list but omg 200+ episodes is a biiiiit project haha

[@maybesomething0]

Yea. I can’t understand why you might not wanna do it but I just wanted to put it on your radar without coming off as an average annoying KZbin comment. Trust me when i say I know of them and I was a bit of one in my younger years on KZbin (at least I think so, my old KZbin channel is lost to sands of time.)

[@FaroshsFang11]

I'm gonna be honest, while I do absolutely LOVE the nostalgic reads, I think the absurdity of the lesser known/cowboy books are truly a gift HAHAHA I NEVER know what to expect with these and this one was no exception. WHAT did this have to DO with CHRISTMAS 😂??? What is even HAPPENING LMAOOO !!! My brain literally combusted when neurotypicals & divergents became a part of the equation. And him switching up on the SPOT because he learned she was autistic ???? 🧍Where am I XDD !!! This series is ridiculous in both the best and worst way possible SKJDSDSD A perfect thing to watch on christmas day (it's me I'm the Christmas day watcher 😂😂‼) I hope you have a blessed and wonderful holiday, thank you as ALWAYS for the silly goofs and laughs !!! ❤💚💛🎇🥰

[@AthenaPOfficial]

Thank YOU!!!! I’m so happy you find these books as amusing as me! And I appreciate your enthusiasm! It means a lot especially for this series not as many people give a chance 🥲 have a wonderful day and merry Christmas if you celebrate!!!

[@FaroshsFang11]

@@AthenaPOfficial NO PROBLEM !!!

[@firstofficermr1]

You should read "Act Your Age, Eve Brown" by Talia Hibbert. It and the 2 that come before are great autistic romances. 👍👍

[@DanielDeLeon69]

Happy Holidays Athena!☃️☃️☃️☃️

[@robertbraccio4101]

Ive never been this early!

[@_doll.feet_8284]

“Ho ho ho, no no no” -Athena P December 23rd 2023.

[@PookiePlayzs]

the song has no right to be that good

[@spritestuidos2010]

You were KILLING that red dress at the end

[@thepokepoet9482]

Gotta love a yeehaw romance

[@RadRedStudios]

Good video Athena Happy Holidays!

[@katlovedart]

Im working on a cowboy werewolfxvampire MLM mystery book. i hope to have it finished by by mid august. probably will only get at most 5 physical copies made, but i really want you to have a copy. i think you will laugh. yes this book is inspiered by one of your book reports. anyway, great video and song as always.

[@DaMickeyMau]

It’s time for Knowledge, also Athena; You stunnin’ as always. 😶‍🌫️✨

[@isaiahdooley5953]

HELL YEAH FIRST

[@LeannLeannProduction]

"Now I really want to read a romance novel with an autistic lead where the relationship is healthy." Oh hey, I have what you're looking for right here *pulls out a copy of Boyfriend Goals by Riley Hart* The lead is autistic and owns it and tries his best not to apologize for it, and the love interest learns very quickly how to adapt to him and his needs while being himself as well. It was lovely to see, even when things (inevitably) fell apart for a bit because of (what else) poor communication. It was just one misunderstanding though, and gets resolved relatively quickly. Most of the book is wholesome (and erotic af).

[@nathanwaters8586]

19:56 i literally forgot he was a cowboy until you brought it up🤣

[@noahsark.cosplay]

In all honesty if I saw a book called “Autistic Cowboy Wolf Christmas” and Barnes and Noble I physically could not stop myself from buying it

[@purpledomo4448]

9:39 chiropractor Tik Toks

[@geassrailfantitan3414]

My childhood guilty pleasure was little einsteins, can u plz do a video on that show? lmaoxd

[@thethirteenthfloor3869]

YEEHAW IS MY FAVORITE SERIES!!!

[@masterripper5409]

I don't know to say about this other than "Yeehaw!"

[@That_Chikin]

Where you in Chicago? If you where I think I saw you if you weren’t, I must have mistaken someone either way I want to say that I’m a big fan and that every time you post a video it makes me smile you and Ben ( Shock-o-Rama) are insanely talented and cool😊😊😊

[@editz.by.otter.]

HOLIDAY HAM HELP 6:48

[@tylangarner2601]

I love your cursed book report it’s kinda got me to start reading I recently got my first Yeehaw romance called Rein Me In by Kayla Grosse it might be up your alley Protagonist who have mommy issues and trauma and turmoil I just started the book I just got to page 35 ch 4

[@BradleyBoy]

Yeehaw :D

[@AthenaPOfficial]

YEEEEEEEHAAAAAW

[@bringbackpbskidsgo4562]

Since I'm working on a project called TCITHKAAT Rewritten, I would like to order The Cat In The Hat Knows Alot About That Lore next please.

[@hatchetfieldharpie3276]

You’re a Mean One Silas Buck is my new favorite Christmas song Edit: I hadn’t gotten to the ending song!

[@GeodeShimmers]

I wonder how she'll react if she reads an omegaverse book/manhwa-

[@Machodave2020]

"STFU YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID" got me dead💀

[@jerbear8884]

Okay but a werewolf bf is goals

[@princesspompom0054]

I was not expecting there to be autism representation in a cowboy and wofl christmas themed book

[@MsGigglesluv]

Did I go to your video about cowboy omega verse? And how much therapy do you need now?

[@quintinbrakebill8875]

Just wanted to stop by and say Merry Christmas Athena P. I’ve got a video idea for you in the future. This old Playhouse Disney show called PB&J Otter, it’s kinda like Bluey for the 90’s babies and I think you’ll enjoy it. Hope you like to Noodle Dance! :)

[@KingOfGayBisciuts]

Trying to fix the "she might not break" line bc i think i get what the author was going for (trying to write what a meltdown feels like) but they missed the marker by abt five feet. The 1st one is Silas's pov, first line straight from the book. I also wanted to do cheyenne's pov so i did and thats the 2nd one

[@AthenaPOfficial]

Ooooo that’s much better!!! Because it heavily implies the gravity of the SITUATION getting her down as opposed to it being a character flaw

[@KingOfGayBisciuts]

@@AthenaPOfficial thank you!! ^_^

[@legendoflizzie4849]

i honestly love how these werewolf cowboys are celebrating christmas edit: why is werewolf cowboy christmas the most accurate portrayal of autism i have seen in a book i’m crying

[@brantleytypes9028]

I like how KZbin can let you see the views and likes go up in real time.

[@Strannik01]

17:21 _To Charm a Naughty Countess_ by Theresa Romain, if you're into historicals.

[@moocraft8297]

Damn this is the earliest I've ever been. Good for my fyp ig

[@DogBat]

Honestly, I kind of like the concept of cowboy werewolf