I Review Your Terrible Photos And Make Them WAY Better

You guys submitted photos for me to critque and "improve". Let's see what photographers are up to with their photographs. Are they good? Will I be brought to tears? Submit your photos to [e-mail]
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[@cameraconspiracies]

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[@clonedmosquito]

watching after long time. good video. I like anything new.

[@GeneFever]

Haha thanks for the raging I knew you'd hate it (pic#1).

[@TheNiteinjail]

"Review five losers". Great concept and series .. I'm hooked lol😂

[@Experternas]

5 "pieces of shit" i will help

[@ericd1084]

The first one was beautiful. It was like Pink Floyd mixed with Ferry Corsten and magic mushrooms. 😂❤🍄

[@snaht1]

8:40 i am dead LOL ..... your way too creative with your humor .

[@MarkB-j1o]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣 This is too good. Haven't laughed this hard in a while. Having a laugh attack over here. LOL

[@thissidetowardscreen4553]

This is a great start to a greater series! Thanks! What wonderful and insightful advise! Such a bold approach to the critique of photographic images. A master sharing his years of knowledge and experience to the betterment of the art of photography and mankind. We are all grateful and humbled!

[@StrangeTu]

So glad I found this channel. Love the style and sense of humor!

[@Tatiacha]

Oh this will be a fun series, you get to be creative and the photographers will wear your insults like a badge of honor lol

[@homfes]

I think the Poland photo is pretty good. The ripples in the water add value to the scene.

[@WeedChicken]

I think it would've looked better with a shark though

[@cutsandcodas]

You've taken your gift of shit talking to the next logical step by reviewing submitted photos. Love this, looking forward to more.

[@mikeshuey]

The Yashica Electro 35 was my first camera ever. Vintage 1978. Back when people could afford to buy groceries and actually talked to each other.

[@Tatiacha]

My first 35 mm was a Yashica as well 1978 or 9 great iittle camera

[@no_b_roll]

Honestly, I’m impressed the shot came out at all. I was very disappointed with my electro 35. Still, it was a cool little camera. It’s cool you have one that still works well. Congratulations (critique of you lack of spidermen and bombers aside)

[@CuriousDerek]

I thought your thumbnail had a typo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 then I realized omg you really danced in someone’s photo. LEGEND.

[@markyteo]

Perhaps you want to add a theme so that ppl can send in photos based on it?

[@KentSpain85]

That's a great idea. "Birds" "Nature" "Street" "Architecture" etc.

[@markyteo]

@@KentSpain85 I was thinking of something more vague than that like "surprise", "duality", "conspiracy", "hope", "mindfulness"... They have more room for ridicule.

[@bruhdabones]

@@markyteoLOL

[@Emerald_City_]

No, folks, let it be "nude"! We have to put Kasey on trial...

[@Photovintageguy]

Flat earth reptilians

[@Emerald_City_]

Boy did I laugh again... especially over the intro. Although I watched alone. But what an idea to refresh your content! I can immediately see several channels you've put to laugh this way. Great stuff, and as always, the real craft ingredient is quietly there. If you were a laymen it would never be that funny.

[@thenikhilray99]

Haha love this series. Gordon Ramsay for photography 😂😂

[@attilatanacs2542]

Very promising series indeed. Can't wait for the next episode. I'll be back with photos 😈 Keep up the great work.

[@B9scrambler]

Oh gosh, oh boy, do I love both photos AND crime!! Best of both worlds :3

[@phynx2006]

Wow, image 4, you really photo bombed that one 🤣🤣🤣

[@chrisbrown8748]

Hahaha this is exactly what I needed today🤣🤣🤣. Genius stuff bro absolutely genius🙌🏽

[@SovietLensReviews]

Some camera channels might've been tempted to use AI to fill the pictures in "your" versions, but I'm glad we get the full Camera Conspiracies experience with clipart instead

[@_digital_diaries]

"I took a similar shoot" priceless 😂😂😂😂

[@dkkeyz8815]

Awwwwwwww I didn’t know you ripped photos apart, I’ve got many that you could make a whole horrible photo series about.

[@PedalhoundsTV]

😂😂😂 That made my day, thank you, really enjoyed it.

[@germansaez]

Please make this a weekly series.

[@dougfoss1372]

Thank you. BTW, the 'canonifaction'' worked so well. This new series will conquer KZbin!

[@darrellbutler6179]

Starsky cardigan, Huggy bear moves. Tickety boo

[@jer3006]

I'm glad I returned for this inspired video. I feel improved already as my patience waiting for the better shot has lasted only 1 to 6 hours, not knowing that the key is 1 to 7 hours. I have packed an extra candy bar, er, protein bar, for today's venture knowing I'll be out "there" for that extra hour. Thank you for the tip!

[@precociousmonkeyproductions]

So much comical talent, I love the spin 😆🍻

[@daviddrew7624]

Im a complete novice but ive managed to comment after picking myself up from the floor after the fits of laughter 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@BlackCrag]

Love that you captured Ama Dablam, Casey 😂👌

[@WassimJelassi]

I am laughing so hard! this guy 🤣🤣

[@Kalama_Llama_King_Kong]

Yeti and shark in the same shot!!!

[@charliejg]

"...so, you suck and that's what I would have done..." LOL! "When I was in Poland a couple months ago.." This is going to be an epic series! Thanks for the morning laughs. Have a great weekend!

[@fierceflyer5]

Great new addition to your channel. Can’t wait for more. Make sure you check files for malware before opening.

[@Marquant]

How about reviewing some Flat Irons?

[@WilliamTaylor-h4r]

For WWW III I got the oG9 for 7, picked up the 1.7 50150, and then I was looking into stalker gear, but the dude in the woods with no TV kept saying, "yo thats cheap yo". So I got the full effects 4/3 to M4/3 and the 18-180. It sounded pretty cool, but I'm no professional stalker, yo thats over there, over, over what?

[@richardwl5773]

Thanks for all the help man. We continue to use your insight to become better photographers. All jokes aside. I know you don't do still photography, only moving photography (or video as you call it). I'm actually quite curious on how good your still photography is. You should try it in a vlog someday. Go out, make a video, show us the process but really do pick 1 or 2 subjects and make an serious award winning photo. I know you can do it man. Come over to the dark side. Great new series.

[@Emerald_City_]

Yeah, and let us review his grand failures!

[@cameraconspiracies]

I've done many of those exact episodes, search through the channel sometime.

[@richardwl5773]

@@cameraconspiracies I did not know that. Guess I need to do some more viewing.

[@mundomenji]

@cameraconspiracies he has done some wildlife photos but we need some street photography from the wizard himself… step up your game Mr videographer and engage us with some street photography. We wanna see your real artistic value. Please! 😆

[@NoName-th2hy]

​@@cameraconspiraciescheer up

[@Fusionaire]

Few seconds into the video and I guessed it right before you said you were shooting on Sony, the green tint circle around your eyes gave away the Sony colour science. 😂

[@presouz5]

7:10 omgosh your little dance move, impressed me so much you need to have a dance channel I’m telling you you might as well you have a music channel camera channel meat channel might as well have a dance channel ❤😂

[@Jambo1999]

You did that Chroma-key in Davinchi? Impressed, Adobe is behind on this, but this year....

[@Mamotreco]

I love this series!

[@Windsurfingaddict]

🤣🤣🤣 need to send you a photo so you can humiliate me 🤣🤣🤣 love watching your videos 🥳🥳🥳

[@JauneMacReady]

Outstanding. I just have to find my best effort for you to improve. Won't be difficult! 😃❤️👍

[@hans6304]

You sure have helped me laughing 😂😂😂

[@jjkdc62]

Dude, that was hilarious.

[@triumph_cv]

you are a legit good dancer. Some sick moves!

[@johngamer7]

What kind of monitor do you use to color grade? Also what kind of grading/processing do you do on the Nikon Z30, i find my Z50 to be quite noisy in the shadows, especially in FLAT and some custom pseudo "log" picture profiles.

[@LittleMissIssues]

Lol dude I just spit out my hot coffee wirh baileys!!! Stop making me laugh damn you I don't want to spit out my baileys!!! But omg I am sending you a picture I took with my p1000!!! Hahahaha oh I can't wait 😅 you cray ❤

[@MarcinAdamowicz]

Haha I'm from Gdansk :) Nice to see my city on your channel :)

[@jacquesvroom]

Sir, A new conceptual acme. Unrestrained kudos. New fodder coming soon... Jacques Vroom

[@0xXNickXx0]

This is awesome, we need more

[@94Ninsound94]

The moment he started to dance😂 he is really Jay Kay from a parallel universe

[@p_p]

GREAT! incoming emotional pigeon review

[@hiphatter]

I hate cameras. I came for the dance.

[@AprilClayton]

You make Tony N look like an amateur.

[@TigroGumi]

His clouds were slightly over the wings also... that was the biggest clue

[@lenimbery7038]

I can learn so much from your channel....unfortunately I don't have the patience to wait for yetis or sharks or aliens etc.

[@thebentzenable]

The decisive moment 😅

[@ftlbaby]

I want to like this comment 20 times

[@toneohm]

Goin buzz cut again?? In the Winter...? In Canada !?? Idk.., I often use Cinetone and it doesn't look that bad.. idk if they tweaked it for the ZV-E1 or what.., but it doesn't look as bad

[@cameraconspiracies]

I later realize that I had insanely bad settings for it. Like +7 for some colours, -7 for others. I was trying to replicate Canon colours with a colour chart lol.

[@gibmebalut]

Cano-fication made it look like you need a good nights rest. 😆

[@JohnAdorjan]

Always capture the Yeti if you can. Delete is a good option if you didn’t.

[@nicholsonjay4724]

Lol…yes…what you were saying in the first of your video…I agree that it did get worse.

[@JoeSzilagy]

Kasey, I thought that in Canada the law says we are supposed to cut our hair in the summer, and grow it in the winter.

[@jamesalles139]

"Feed off each other" *Ape:* _lunch!_

[@JohnAdorjan]

3:40 The Canon 5DSR catches skies behind like this often…

[@reedeema]

Your like me man. I can do so much stuff good. But nothing perfekt 😂

[@robertfontaine3650]

This has potential.

[@Pretty_Pooch]

Greatness 🤠🤘

[@youranonymous931]

Jusr curious, do you have a tutorial on how yoi cut your hair?

[@longrider9551]

Hey I might trust your opinion on Penny Candy. Can I send you a few to review?

[@jatsajatsa]

This is gold!

[@JohnDrummondPhoto]

Hahaha! Your improvements were definitely worth it. I sent you a photo, but I don't think I gave you the EXIF. Send it again?

[@cameraconspiracies]

I got like 70 emails to go through, I'll get to it eventually it's all good.

[@gamebuster800]

You did make them better.

[@BenjaminKanarek]

My favourite vlogger ever! A big thank you for a good laugh! 🤣😂😅😆

[@stasgavrilovru]

What we just have had?!

[@flightographist]

The poop deck image wins today.

[@koo3144]

I think your mailbox is full it says Error: mailbox quota exceeded 😅maybe you should instruct people to use external file hosting for the photos instead of attachments

[@cameratool]

Proton Mail storage limit is crapped at 500MB.

[@nevvanclarke9225]

Sent too rippers today ...rippers is good 😮that's Australia soeak 😅

[@jorgemoro5476]

This is awesome!!!!!!!

[@theWZZA]

That first one looks like a satanic goat. It's genius!

[@michaelokeefe6902]

Loved this

[@margaretcopeland1055]

The Canon shot with the Loch Nessie, all I could see, even if it wasn't in focus, was the horse poop on the dock. Did you see that? There's a story there.

[@_Chris390]

This is so much better than Jared Polin’s laughable “critiques” where he poops all over photographers who are far superior to him. “You have to show the feet! Stop cutting off the feet! Buy my filter pack and Skittles everything!” Ok J 💩…

[@Steger13]

Cant wait when you will review VDOs 😅

[@jefflunt9615]

Love the new series. Keep em coming.

[@christopherpackart]

Fifty photos you say.

[@QuicknStraight]

This could be fun 😂

[@HappyQuailsLC]

I'd rather see the alien just peeking over the railing to the right, to play against all the rest of the uniformity.

[@zooskifilms]

Cruelty in poetry…

[@nicedward7544]

Damnit. I forgot to send something in

[@AI3Dorinte]

if I was moving to get the photo with the bird and nailed the shot the clouds would look like that, right?

[@thomasmeili5087]

Great fun. Thank you

[@WTFungus]

When you Canofied the color, it became too yellow. Next time, try Panafication.

[@TerryKontopoulos]

What did you expected??? They are lost vloggers/videographers TRYING to BE photographers!...

[@barrysoutthere]

I have an Electro 35(rangefinder). Used it back in the day . Film sucks

[@Kumofan]

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[@Emerald_City_]

You are attracting attention of Vegetable Police this way... beware!

[@sjsent4553]

That second picture is clearly fake. Look at the clouds around the wing and tail

[@geoffmortimer5304]

Love the new series! Best wishes from here in the UK.

[@mikestarkwind]

Comedy gold!