I ROASTED MY SISTER'S LOVE LIFE

[@aitorgonzalez6840]

Getting into Stanford by sacrificing your love life - the Stanford gambit

[@TheSLashera]

Clever.

[@averystigall2270]

Lol this deserves more likes

[@lubomirvelikov2357]

hahahahhahaah , come on maan xD

[@Ari-ne2yb]

Then choosing a worthless degree to make a chess career instead. The IR gambit.

[@archiej6386]

Haha clever

[@ryangardner6804]

Andrea: "She decided to study international relations which is not useful" Me: *Studying International Relations*

[@hj2479]

Unless you know someone who can hook you up with a UN job after you go to law school, things not looking that good. But on a serious note, law goes really well with IR, will really bring up your job prospects. With law and IR you can get a thinktank job or go for a government position.

[@caveman1356]

Hahaha same bro i flat faced :/

[@pfl95]

bruuuh i felt that... it took me a while to complete my degree and i'm alex's age as well only choice left is politics/history masters but fuck it, social sciences are useful in life anyways generally, liberal arts are useful. we learn how to read, research, and analyze. so any lib arts or soc-science is great, don't let that hold you down bro

[@SevenThunderful]

Especially if you are paying full tuition. You'd be better off learning a trade and skipping school. University only pays off in STEM and maybe business degrees.

[@doomygloomy1]

@@pfl95 you think math/chem majors don't read, research and analyze?

[@5_aturn]

"I can't do it, it's not in me" - continues to roast Alex into the ground

[@laurasanchez7105]

Omg right 😂😂😂

[@spudanky]

“Even the hobos are more prepared than Alex” 😂

[@jaybelmont9843]

I don't get how she could have a bad love life. Pretty girl who likes to drink and gamble. She sounds almost perfect besides that she can probably beat me in chess n I don't like to lose.

[@ddsp2282]

some say alex found the core of the earth

[@cjpatz]

It’s for charity!😆

[@sudipandatta5371]

"When you date someone older you expect him to be successful. But instead she dated a professional chess player"...LMAO😂😂

[@TheSLashera]

And that my friends is the universal truth about women.

[@Sheriff_K]

@@TheSLashera if it was universally true, then home come she dated an older chess player?

[@nikolasashorov7080]

Well that make sense age don't make one to be to be more mature , A good chess player most likely will be more mature regardless of their age ,

[@Quintinity]

@@TheSLashera sorry, but if you were a successful woman in her 20s, would you date a deadbeat 30 year old man??

[@TheLucidDreamer12]

And Eric had a hell of a run during his last tournament

[@nathan_legary7005]

“I can't do it I can't bully her” proceeds to claim she is an alcoholic and a gambler with a worthless college degree

[@Zobokolobozo]

Haha the jokes roast was 2 far atleast stick to roasting her about her life choices lmao

[@TheOnlyGhxst]

@@Zobokolobozo She actually massacred her LOL

[@Zobokolobozo]

@@TheOnlyGhxst Yea straight in da coffin

[@NeverSaid-]

That was the only part that was true

[@fortant691]

To be fair international relations is a pretty worthless ngl

[@alfreddupont1214]

Andrea : "I can't do it, it's not in me" Also Andrea, 10 minutes later : "I don't think this woman wipes"

[@archiej6386]

Lmao

[@BrazyBlazer]

💀

[@djz2308]

Ok I actually rofl coptered

[@xcaliber4141]

Please just wash wiping is not good

[@phoenix9531]

"She went to one of the top 3 universities of her school"

[@BotezLive]

IT WAS A LONG DAY

[@rewrittenbytes1616]

BotezLive LMAO ANDREA EVEN TALKS IN CAPS

[@ilyaibrahimovic9842]

Did she get distracted at that moment?

[@asdf66981]

Schools have different schools in them actually so I thought she meant that lol. Like the college of engineering, the college of sciences, law school med school so yea lol

[@Nathannorris744]

@@asdf66981 but those are different collages not different universities

[@bl4ncoSR]

"Losin all her money, just drinkin the claws, no friends, just claws, and gambling" Inspiration

[@400_billion_suns]

That part made me bust out laughing 😂

[@Mario2o]

Crazy to hear how she even had investors in the past throwing money at her for nothing.. threw away money enough for 6 startups? These are privileges.

[@_Matchu]

no $ no frnd no hoes just claw

[@albertbatfinder5240]

Future Alex boyfriends would do well to maintain cordial diplomatic relations with Andrea, lest they end up as kindling for the next roast.

[@sportsjefe]

Keeping the girl happy is the "easy" part. Keeping her friends, or even worse, her sister happy is impossible.

[@NHLfromBN]

@@sportsjefe wrong 😂

[@EdDevil]

Schlatt already roasted the shit out of them

[@678crazydave]

I hope you're speaking like that ironically

[@Nox.INkRecords]

xD lmao

[@darreninnes7172]

What I love is the love between these sisters. It takes a lot to laugh, with humility, when a SIBLING roasts you, and it is done tongue-in-cheek but in an interesting way. and without malice. Well done to both!

[@MrFlotzone]

With a sister like Andreea you don't need enemies.

[@vlad.reverteris]

E greu de ales între a scrie Andrea sau Andreea : d

[@lordofentropy]

I don't know, if my date "mistakenly" high-fived me in the restaurant like that, I'd just think she was fun and quirky. That's definitely worth another date.

[@sbeni2]

Exactly. Any guy who's out with an attractive girl (and lets THAT bother him) is a miserable, clueless tool. She dodged a bullet

[@Tristoo]

dude if a chick is high-fiveing you, it means you're in the friendzone. that dude probably left thinking he was rejected and just didn't want to bother her after that.

[@sbeni2]

"dude", a chick high-fiveing you means nothing about the friend zone. I've slept with women who had that kind of playful fun vibe with me on the first date (and have seen it happen plenty around me too)

[@lordofentropy]

​@@sbeni2 Agreed. I've known and banged women that are the goofy and playful types that will high-five, "smell my finger", and numerous other things. On another note, the "friendzone" doesn't exist: she just doesn't like you.

[@steelbear2063]

@@sbeni2 Friends fuck too

[@kingtelmi]

Andreas energy, will forever be unmatched

[@atgzheng7389]

@MrGriff305 bro proof read my essays plz

[@egestudios3852]

@@atgzheng7389 you dissing the disser?

[@laurasanchez7105]

@@atgzheng7389 I can do that for you

[@chubeviewer]

@MrGriff305 its emphasis, lol

[@leo5877]

@@atgzheng7389 this.is.gold

[@kratos01357]

well that escalated quickly from "i can't roast her" to "a raging alcoholic with gambling problems and no friends"

[@jakubn1]

"Why are you crossing out 20 like I died?" "Well that's technically what happened"

[@AMV_KINGDOM_mv]

Damn she said old alex is gone

[@flare1168]

This comment has a cursed number of likes lul

[@BoneThugsRTheBest]

That was a burn.

[@electricpaisy6045]

I've never seen someone flexing to be below 20 before but this was a burn.

[@eros2583]

Busted out laughing!

[@ABINODAANDU]

Conclusion: Don't tell your little siblings everything 😂

[@cameron9878]

A raging alcoholic and a gambler... and that is how she became a Chessbrah :)

[@danieltoich6941]

chessbrah is from OSRS idk how it got so twisted lol

[@TheGigapops]

I saw one of Chessbrah’s drunk streams. Why do people do those?

[@hotshot17225]

@@TheGigapops Because it's fun as fuck!

[@8bitprodigy145]

5:00 that's a bong

[@xvor_tex8577]

That's sounds like queen's gambit

[@belpack8989]

Alex seemed more upset about the joke planning than anything

[@irisf.1256]

alex just wanted to find love but andrea woke up and chose violence D:

[@peterbreedveld1595]

Peace was never an option

[@christopher-pfeifer]

Alexandra's face when she roasts her for writing down jokes at 11:42 is soooooo funny.

[@roypiper581]

best part of the video... she was nailed.

[@ManuelSilva-wc9on]

"I dont wanna roast you". Proceeds to roast the hell out of her, making me feel sorry for Alex

[@TheJumpingJake]

Some of it really got me in the feels man

[@Chetan.S]

Disclaimer : GM Eric hansen was not harmed in this video.

[@Zesserie]

only the ego :D

[@anthonyhantonh]

A chess player plans every thing. Jokes included.

[@pororokun1597]

There is no joke

[@dontwatchmydoomvideos]

except toilet paper apparently, it's quite a sharp line. inaccuracies are punished

[@TheOnlyGhxst]

Except charging your phone before going out apparently.

[@howardlam6181]

comedians do plan their jokes

[@satellitesam1426]

@@howardlam6181 WOW REALLY???

[@ssj_junior]

Schlatt watching this like “now that’s one hell of a woman”

[@aetbhieiils]

Alex writing her jokes down and being proud of it is the most wholesome thing I've ever heard.

[@saisubhash8907]

Alex started regretting this within the first few minutes. Poor girl😂

[@BradAaronTaylor]

This was basically a 15-minute cry for help.

[@Krmpfpks]

By whom?

[@nikatopuria9588]

@@Krmpfpks both

[@Krmpfpks]

@@nikatopuria9588 for different reasons obviously

[@Raj_Sharma-]

Pretty sure they don't need help

[@sap_syrup]

@@Raj_Sharma- no duh that's the joke

[@emanuelsjodin3569]

If someone high fives me when I raise the hand for the waiter I am getting married

[@JuanCortez-xn8ur]

Damn, I felt bad for Alexandra. This is a quality roast.

[@zf5656]

316 likes but; not bad

[@daveken9936]

I wish they would interview their parents. They must be great to have raised such incredible women.

[@isaactakeuchimusic]

The most hilarious part about this is that you know this was Alex's idea, then Andrea goes full beast mode on that roast. 😂

[@NoBudjetFilms]

As the socially awkward older sibling I empathize with Alex. She sounds so cool and sweet, wish I knew her in real life.

[@kieranhudson2599]

i love how she slowly gets a little more offended each roast

[@kidon56]

I just absolutely love the two of you. So smart and witty and so much fun.

[@footballcinematicshots8856]

No wonder why Andrea is so hyped based on her sketches

[@craig5322]

As savage as that was, it's easy to tell how much Andrea loves and admires Alex. It's really sweet

[@jonnybb]

Alex went in to roast, Andrea went in to destroy.

[@atSlickBoiChris]

How can a woman be so smart, beautiful with a personality actually struggle to find a boyfriend

[@yaintwrong]

I guess it's intimidating at that point

[@thiccchungo1041]

This is Bravo 11 I’ve got a code S.I.M.P. headed southbound on Browning and Lake Street over

[@atSlickBoiChris]

@@thiccchungo1041 are you calling me a simp?

[@christopherknight9960]

Wow! I didn't realize simply acknowledging an attractive person's qualities makes you a simp. If I were you, I would ignore the ignorant troll.

[@memo-sn1gu]

@@thiccchungo1041 bruh

[@Bedomp]

"I thought Alex's roast was meaner." I mean you just dissected her life and stamped all over it lmao

[@Fitbrit88]

This sounds really depressing- alcohol addiction, gambling, using tinder to fill the void of a lack of a social life.. etc.

[@frequentsee3815]

Does Andrea think in all caps 🤔

[@tjrex9458]

All caps , bold and comic sans

[@le6637]

This is the best comment under this video

[@jaybradlee6738]

"Money wasted so she can live with her little sister." Live with, or take care of?

[@MarioPlinplin]

This is like a car crashing, you just can't look away

[@ChrisSaur]

i don't think she was roasting. She was just describing a wonderful person that is really important to her. I can relate to the overcomplicating the jokes (or tbh everything) and the most likely related problem with online dating. It sounds like you are amazing and you will definitly find somebody that will appreciate all those traits. I would love to find somebody like this.

[@confesorvalentin3687]

Andrea is so good at roasting her sister she's fucking amazing lol

[@NotQuiteFirst]

Don't know why she's started putting on a fake accent recently though

[@TheOnlyGhxst]

@@NotQuiteFirst "Fake accent" Or maybe English isn't their native/only language and the natural accent comes out more when she's excited? Use your brain, my friend.

[@slamyourheadin9449]

@@TheOnlyGhxst English is clearly her first language goofy. Doesn’t take a rocket scientist. She changes her voice.

[@paddington1670]

khellow

[@10dandaman]

@@slamyourheadin9449 she's literally Romanian

[@SamSung-pm5bw]

Everyone NEEDS a sister like Andrea.

[@jvigneshrao87]

Andrea is that excited kid in the class who forgets what the discussion was about

[@_Matchu]

YESSSS

[@Banrikupar100]

"Even the hobos are more prepared than alex"

[@tjrex9458]

@Qimodis Survive , adapt , overcome

[@一-v7r]

Hobos are low key the supreme species, behind those people who don't run up the stairs after turning off the lights

[@amaanhanslod]

I feel like she died inside at some point in this video

[@frosty129]

Felt the same, tears were held back

[@Haychtrain]

I love their chemistry. It’s hard not to keep watching 🤷‍♂️

[@unjust7156]

I love how aggressive the little sister is, and how patient the older sister is

[@DonJohnSpain]

You both are really very funny when together. Andrea is less blocked, she is really extrovert, more spontaneous and therefore she will say things without giving it a second thought. Alex is more anticipating but also rather extrovert. Both love each other although they may like to kick each other at times. We witness a fantastic relationship between siblings. It's always fun to hear and see you both. Both beautiful young women, very smart, curious, determined, I know you will have great lives, you both have all it takes, some hidden features did not develop yet for Andrea but they will, after some time, 100% sure. Whatever you both want with your lives: it will happen, each of you can do it. I wish you both much happiness and good health.

[@b_rye1334]

LMAO "Even the hobos are more prepared than Alex"

[@danielschneider9358]

The best thing is how she responded with "that was ONE time", admitting that she ACTUALLY once had to asks hobos to charge her phone 😂

[@GerardoBecerra597]

Damn that last roast about jokes was brutal. Even the fact that Andrea says is not so bad is a roast in itself because that means there's even worst things. God tier roast.

[@Abdaado]

Finding out a new joke and coming excited to tell it to you. That's adorable.

[@LuciferMorningstar-xv5ft]

She just called a Stanford student "not that special, mediocre ..." like what the actual f***??!!

[@kamilmalecek364]

"I don't think this woman wipes." Best line

[@lukekcc8911]

Alexandra doesn't worry. She knows she is the superior sister.

[@rolandcooke]

I initially thought Tinder had an impossible task after those fifteen minutes of flame. But then I realised anyone who can sit and take that much roasting is definitely life partner potential. :)

[@hershey._.]

Thr fact that Andrea's face was straight faced for most of it while roasting Alex 😂

[@sfreed1209]

Shout out to the homey Eric Hansen. Lmao sheeeesssshhhh.

[@NoisqueVoaProduction]

I missheard Eric Rosen and I was like.... In shock.

[@mozza1985]

@@NoisqueVoaProduction she also dated Eric Rosen at one point

[@pauingles5810]

@@mozza1985 for real? Anymore chess players?

[@i1pro]

I already feel bad for Andrea's boyfriend and future floor mopped husband.

[@samfraley4570]

@@mozza1985 how do you know

[@orangeb1ood503]

how can a woman as intelligent, funny, and beautiful as Alex have this much bad luck in her love life?

[@drakeishere]

It's possible most men are intimidated by her intelligence. Men don't usually prioritize intelligence and accomplishments when looking for a date. That and younger people don't really commit to relationships these days.

[@twelvetenth8580]

Women are picky. She surely has thousands of eager worhiper suitors, including myself. But we may only dream for her.

[@paulsmith5116]

"They could have had a genius chess baby" I literally lold

[@UTU49]

I wanted Andrea to say, "They could have had an Anna Cramling."

[@dimitralex1892]

11:35 That moment when you instantly see how hard the roast hits Alex :'D

[@n8dagr8shouse]

andrea is like that annoying brother. except she's not even a brother.

[@daniel-_-404]

So that annoying sister? Lmao

[@connorphilipp]

@@daniel-_-404 it's definitely a brother thing tho😂

[@13Kr4zYAzN13]

Hi Welcome to siblings lol

[@masoomshafi7406]

Soo..... annoying sister???

[@betzy7560]

She sounds like a little boy lol

[@Saikishorism]

"Sorry, I'm BAILING on the date. I'm too drunk HAHA." lollll

[@lo0k3r]

This is brilliant! The summary, the roast, the flow, the drawings! It looks like Andrea has long rehearsed it and waited for this moment to shine 😄

[@acokvidi]

Andrea telling story is fun to watch. Love the sibling relation between both of them.

[@BronnBlackwater]

Nothing worst than this zoomer calling your boyfriends mediocre LOL!

[@MobileAura]

Nothing worse than getting stds.

[@sbeni2]

@@MobileAura Nothing sadder than incel gamer geeks equating hooking up with cute girls to "getting stds" (just out of bitterness from never being able to get close to one)

[@ImJustHereToClean]

"even hobos are more prepared than Alex" lol

[@howardlam6181]

except for shit jokes

[@stojanchodimkovski667]

The artistic way in which Alexandra is showing disagreement with her eyes in order not to interrupt Andrea's enthusiastic stories, is just amazing! Keep the good content BotezLive, you made my day. Greetings from Macedonia.

[@Georgemeister777]

So you Greek?

[@craig5322]

"Losin all her money, just drinkin the claws" LOL

[@jackyoung4575]

"No friends, just claws, and gambling."

[@CreamyGoodness]

Roasting your sibling is the best way to be a good, supportive family member/sibling

[@tao072002]

This was straight up the most savage roast I've ever seen. Andrea could very well have been holding a gun to Alex's head the entire time and it still wouldn't have measured up to this murder.

[@diegofiora]

as a brazilian man you bet your ass i was caught off guard when Andrea started SCREAMING BRAZILLLLLL into the mic as my country's flag waved

[@willianmelo8254]

We need a stand-up comedy video with Alex's jokes

[@gregoryrowlerson8457]

This.

[@zf5656]

And then, an Andrea vid of her roasting Alex's jokes

[@noface3641]

Fr. If they're funny we're gonna laugh. And if they're not funny.. we'll still laugh. We win either way

[@noface3641]

Fr. If they're funny we're gonna laugh. And if they're not funny.. we'll still laugh. We win either way

[@KC-ez6yv]

YES 🤣

[@Diamidov11]

I had no idea where this was going and I’m still confused but it was the second most entertaining thing I’ve seen on KZbin today. And I hope they make more of this content.

[@Kerbalf]

Peace was never an option.

[@howardlam6181]

nah these jokes are on the hilarious side than being hateful

[@shailendrarajput9004]

Adrea is such a good skect creator and the roast with drawing was hilarious 😂😂

[@TallulahGray]

Living for this content XD

[@nickwilsonxc]

I would immediately assume that was a fake profile in the thumbnail. Beautiful, Stanford educated, successful content creator, lives in New York. Seems too good to be true.

[@Philgob]

ERIC HANSEN IS HER EX!? lmao

[@jasonmighty3328]

yup :'D

[@jasonmighty3328]

They both dance the same :'D

[@calebcorberan]

@@ishaangamer27 3:14

[@andrewgamingmaster5811]

It was Eric Rosen

[@JackOfAllTrades0404]

@@andrewgamingmaster5811 he wishes

[@singleasasin]

13:08 Actualy that's a joke/punn and ... i liked it 😂😂😂

[@odiram]

The look on her face when Andrea brings up the joke pad

[@pragyanshsingh6093]

This was one of the hardest roast ever. Andrea is just too natural and good with it.

[@adam_jason_babcock]

Andrea makes me glad I don't have a younger sibling.

[@doudou8671]

its the opposite

[@TheOnlyGhxst]

Idk about that, she'd be fun to be around. And keep it exciting when things get boring.

[@jess-ep4rf]

I have a sister and she can’t keep my secrets in herself , i can’t i feel for alex

[@Ginja_DaNinja]

Alexandra's Facial Expression suggest she didn't realize how much Andrea paid attention to things😂 much love for y'all both, def cute.

[@josehonorio5249]

Brazilian stanford guy: lol, stonks, memes

[@egorplotnikov8367]

I love this; Alex, your expression of disagreement but being unable (or not wanting to) to counter-argue or disprove those roasts is priceless! =D Nothing wrong with strategically preparing jokes in advance though: Preparation is the key so success. =)

[@NeonKodiak]

when andrea talks about jokes Alex got so sad hahahahaha 😥

[@juans8356]

9:25 Alex inside: 😞

[@arvd227]

This explains Alex's latest Insta post, she probably looking for funny peeps to follow to yoink 'em jokes

[@rockerdude]

Just started watching your content and man you both are hilarious together. The opposing personalities work so well together 😂

[@mdasifansari5386]

I don't think this woman wipes. ---Genius Botez

[@akhilprasad4578]

If Andrea ever starts a restaurant "Alex(well done)" should be one of the dishes.

[@JoeyNiklas]

Andrea gonna get herself on a cable news gig someday

[@alexstearley1577]

They seem like the most chaotic duo. Like they may have lived out one of the hangover movies

[@icantsleepman77]

If a girl would high five me on a first date in that scenario, i woudn't be mad lol=)) that means she has a unique sense of humor, which is good.

[@Sicup254]

i'd just chuckle it off lol like alot of ppl get confused by various things sometimes

[@DontStealMyFish]

It depends on if she was doing it to be silly, or if she genuinely thought the guy wanted a high five. The latter option is kind of sad lol

[@icantsleepman77]

Then if she really thought the guy wants a high five is even more funnier

[@kyebronwyn2980]

Itd be cute and funny to me if a girl made that mistake lmao

[@lilvladi]

I'd just die from laughter if that ever happened to me

[@7218234]

that face at 12:26, she's so trying to not say any comeback, and almost fails