I Ruined Evolution With Too Much Damage

[@VPCh.]

It terrifies me that DF is an actual human rather than just a voice on the internet. Imagine driving and knowing the DF was in a car beside you.

[@comicunderdog5422]

oh........OH RIP james bond car pulls up

[@adinosaur2289]

No face can ever match his voice

[@notagoodproblem755]

@@adinosaur2289 true can’t think of anyone that has that face and voice

[@timothybutcher4329]

Yep same

[@roelkoot8625]

You would be in danger then ow

[@balanced7518]

I love how he doesn’t do an intro he just gets straight to the gameplay

[@epiccow288]

yeah

[@Aliosar22]

Sometimes it's a little confusing though. There have been games I didn't understand until halfway into the video

[@ZUKTAAA]

i kinda miss hello everyone still

[@toothgapjohn]

We're all so lucky df ended up as a youtuber and not as a virologist

[@Crayonsoup]

Yup videologist yup what I was going to say

[@jacecupp3932]

Ture also i love his vids

[@TheGettoclown]

If he didn’t become a KZbin he’d be on national news for something crazy.

[@nicholassandoval3045]

Who said he wasn’t a virologist for fun. 😂😂😂

[@MagicCatbus2]

DF would probably end up creating and accidentally release something worse than covid.

[@Andaisdet]

“To spike, or not to spike, that, is th-“ The dumbest question, the answer is always to spike

[@ClairvoyantFish]

ALL HAIL THE SPIKE, THE GODLY WEAPON

[@JustAPlaguedCr0w]

Hail DF, the god of spikes and destruction

[@lumiinousity]

@@JustAPlaguedCr0w Ahahahaha good one

[@DundG]

But what about claws :(

[@youraveragerobloxkid]

what about to cannon?

[@RaynmanPlays]

I am shocked and offended that DF would dare suggest the existence of "too much damage."

[@bionicoath8651]

There's no kill like overkill

[@fi7863]

@@bionicoath8651 i love you now.

[@matthewbranch2552]

The randomness of your videos makes me want to come back everyday just because nobody can predict what's gonna be up next

[@tomat7192]

7

[@icoughed4991]

Not true you can expect one thing: *spikes*

[@PKMark]

@@icoughed4991 and suffering for others

[@maltasar238]

well his videos is either youre not supposed to get this much money/damage in ....

[@TheBlooBlober]

@@maltasar238 Well sometimes it's different when he finds a proper game like Undermine, Super Life, or Forager, but yeah as of late it's been the types of videos you said and tbh it's kinda boring. I dont really watch them though I just have them on as whitenoise when Im about to go to bed.

[@rize8745]

I wouldnt say ruined, more or so, perfected

[@tomat7192]

@Take a L 8

[@iateamuffintheotherday5619]

DF’s voice: pumped up kicks beat DF’s actions: pumped up kicks lyrics

[@eduardoruiz2072]

Hahaha

[@kartijkondreddi4544]

His voice makes him look like the most innocent person but his words are so aggressive lol. Who else agrees Edit: wtf 190 likes thank you guys for liking my comment 🥰🥰🥰

[@alfredothemuscleking]

Me lol. he could be talking about how hes gonna kidnapp your family and slowly chop up their fingers and toes, how hes gonna invert their ribcage and we wouldnt even be alarmed because his voice is so calm. until he actually does it

[@kartijkondreddi4544]

@@alfredothemuscleking holy so true

[@based1195]

Breaking news: DF has learned that “more hurt-y things” isn’t always the best strategy! *He’s evolving.*

[@JustAPlaguedCr0w]

I don’t know if this is bad or good. It’s good for entertainment but might be bad for the earth... which one would you rather have??

[@picklicious6438]

Him adding memes and clips makes his videos so mich better

[@aperturescienceguy2737]

He has embraced the memes

[@joshuamartin2618]

“I don’t know if I should do it from the front or the back” that’s what he said

[@jprockafella9012]

Hey df, I just want to say thank you for always posting videos that make me laugh, it feels like last week I subscribed to a small funny channel with 15k subscribers and binge watched every one of your videos. I hope that you see this and know that you’re content genuinely makes people’s day better and I’m sure everyone else would agree with me. Thank you for all the content and make sure to take a break whenever you feel like you need to.

[@whither1098]

The man is a legend. No dumb clickbait, no yelling at you to like comment and subscribe, just a great guy with great content. Sadly he's quite unappreciated. Don't change man, and keep up the good work !

[@rirsobindagrave5135]

0:10 DF needs to do more things like this

[@tomat7192]

7

[@TrixterTheFemboy]

@@tomat7192 stop saying 7 please it makes no sense

[@gunshygenie8899]

@@TrixterTheFemboy ikr

[@thetominator1931]

I agree, it was a nice reference. He actually has multiple editors that edit these videos for him, that's why you'll see a difference in editing styles between videos.

[@tomat7192]

@@TrixterTheFemboy HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT THE 7!!

[@pizzapie5356]

Ive been on youtube for 5 years and up until now i had never found a youtuber whos every single video was entertaining. Please dont stop what your doing, your amazing.

[@DundG]

Next time how about a claw in the middle with two tentacles on the sides to Grap them and get really close and then a lot of agonizers? Like a hug of inescapable suffering!

[@nickcarroll3104]

I love you, DF, but.... I cant be the only one who hears "eggonizer" when he says "agonizer"?

[@styrofoamcow6996]

12:12 is essentially DF screaming MORE COWBELL

[@InfinityOrNone]

DF, I only discovered your channel a week ago, and I mostly started watching because your voice sounds like the internal monologue of a bored 13-year-old narrating the lives of an ant colony as he holds a magnifying glass over it. I have yet to be disappointed in any way.

[@asexualidiot1022]

Every competitive Pokémon player ever. “The speed is the key to my success”. Lol

[@hatchetsgaming1501]

I like how he finds the most random game and shows us all that its really cool

[@Sylphs316]

Yeah! I actually am about to buy it cus I'm bored and this looks fun :D

[@hatchetsgaming1501]

@@Sylphs316 i did once i saw the vid said meh i might try it watched the rest then have been playing it its fun

[@thesllenderwoman4360]

The edits are so good

[@agent2864]

DF and graystillplays need to play some multiplayer game together

[@swordsmancs]

They’ve played a few rounds of Among Us

[@swordsmancs]

2:17 ancient humans with spears be like

[@polarispulsar]

Persistence hunters

[@gielxhedrick88]

Monke

[@KamilSupinski41]

BuT aCiEnT huMaNs DiDn’T LiVe uNdEr wAtEr!¡

[@hatchetsgaming1501]

when you just get a new game but ur fav youtuber uploads did you do it ? yes what did it cost you? everything was it worth it? yes

[@hatchetsgaming1501]

tlou 2 btw

[@gary1471]

@@hatchetsgaming1501 I’d rather watch a DF vid than play the last of us 2

[@mmilipersonal9929]

I’ve been trying to think of what each KZbin I watch represents & for DF it’s Probably running into a wall until some thing works

[@taylorlong3465]

I loveee your videos sooooooooooooo much and especially the evolution ones, because there are so many spikes and it's awesome. And I've also liked, subbed, and commented.

[@zekeknoch6297]

I love your sipho videos and how you cover everything up with spikes.

[@lilharm]

Innocent creature: *trying to mind its own business* DF: “hello would you like to talk about murder”

[@beastie0700]

love the channel! always something different and fun

[@tomat7192]

7

[@bowtie_penguin]

Half of these comments are “wow DF could absolutely destroy our planet if he had the materials too :)” and I absolutely agree

[@kingcool4892]

I like how 2 mins in people already say the video is amazing, but gotta say this vid is epic

[@gary1471]

Literally nobody said the vid is amazing when they’re 2 mins In

[@legendary190]

When your so exited for DFs content that you watch it 1 minute after the vids released.

[@kocsisvirag1561]

I'm just 2 min

[@jigokunohi6538]

I’m like six minutes late

[@kettleoxford4440]

Another crazy video but you gotta love the editor of these videos as they know just what to add at the right time

[@fawlous3353]

your voice is so soothing, watching you during my break when i am studying or working

[@drchromatic9114]

If the alien invasion was run by DF then it would not take long to finish the entire world

[@doorknob1518]

i mean it would take like 4 to 100 attempts until he seccusfully takes over

[@thewatcher7579]

I see what your doing with the thumbnails lol

[@cronchythelordofchazz]

In the first two minutes df. You surpassed anakin in your willingness to stab little ones

[@0507MAZ]

the first time i watched DF, i know i will like him. after a few months of watching him, i feel like i like him more and more, cant get enough of him.

[@shawdow1029]

He attac, and he... frankly just attacs

[@legionbeast]

You should totally use the grabbing tendrils to pull foes in close and do gruesome things to their flesh.

[@scarfsthreads6047]

Give this man any game he will destroy it regardless

[@Someonecrea]

That his greatest skill

[@Ryu_D]

Thank you for the episode.

[@minecraftnoob7224]

“DF is unpredictable” Me: No you can predict him. He’s always here to cause suffering.🔥

[@onebrickatatime9097]

you can assign different zooid ability to the same key if you click on the icons in the lower right part of growth mode

[@faielyne]

Idea: grabby in the front, two claws on the side, spikes everywhere else.

[@itsJJJbitches]

df "staying quick and agile will be the key" me to myself "thats not gonna last...." df"we gave up all speed for damage!" me "yep knew it"

[@joshuamartin2618]

“high speed stabbing is much better” that’s what she said

[@Nathan.u.]

"Im not really sure if i should do it from the front or the back" - DF

[@-NanoByte]

Whens the idleon video coming out, I'm super excited for that

[@JohnnyTheSergal]

Thank you for the content dude, this really boosts my mood!

[@Maxorus123]

God i love this guy en his crazy ideas. So glad i came across this guy when i was into stardew valley

[@anubis63000jd]

I like using the sniper, and lining up as many cannons in a row as possible.It's important to line the cannons up one behind another. Not side by side. It drills through things. Creature blueprint example: |_|_|_|

[@wp_2k]

df’s strategy: step 1: find something dangerous step 2: use excessive amounts of aforementioned dangerous thing step 3: kill everything

[@thedudethatplaysgames2686]

“I’m struggling probably because of lack of intelligence”

[@GM.Nobody]

Same

[@cloaker7139]

DF I have a trick to suggest: Peapods and spikes. Spikes can then be placed really close to each other

[@alucardincorporated3093]

Jesus Christ Even the editor said that's just df in general when he said I'm also wildly unpredictable

[@hahasofunny3973]

Ruining evolution is my favorite hobby

[@frostdachshund9618]

At some point you just got to accept that this is normal for DF

[@tomat7192]

87

[@artic_cy4705]

I've accepted him a LOOONNNGGG time ago

[@stevennguyen8935]

I accepted since Stardew Valley was uploaded by him consistent

[@ryleyjenkins2724]

How does he only have 1.37 million subs? This content is sooooooooooooooooooooooo good!

[@themanthatlikeswaffles2544]

Df: I’m going to make a creature that benefits nobody, except me

[@doodoobadoo2506]

I looked at the thumbnail and said "That's alot of damage!"

[@strydyrhellzrydyr1345]

Dude... U gotta learn.... The spike idea seems great.. u just keep making them point like a W... Make the angles between the spikes. Much smaller. More acute angles... Or better yet.. PARALLEL

[@KlepzButGamer]

Alternate title: Spikes in evolution

[@thatone6751]

"High speed stabbing is good" might want to invest in ballistic knifes which are a real thing

[@dragoslocher3687]

13:18 you could have just cut the conetion point of the "arms" from the main body so that it would not spawn those little guys. Just a tip.

[@3snoW_]

"Let's lose mobility for more firepower!" - starts dying repeatedly lol

[@Sechs0rBecks]

so someone did a game out of the first phase of Spore?! Cool, was the best part of the game anyway. xD

[@latioshunter]

Nobody can ever know what you're gonna do if you don't know either.

[@Paskaloth]

sweet more stabby creature fun!

[@MoonstarWStarmoon]

DF, you might like a game called Ecosystem! It's where you make an environment and evolve creatures over time

[@Hana1LuLu]

The minute he removed his mobility I knew it was the beginning of the end

[@classcommie]

"It's once again time to run evolution in reverse and create a creature that basically benefits no one." - God right before he created the first human.

[@probablyblue426]

Spore 2 is looking pretty good!

[@FreeHugzForLife]

Use the claw with two greaser attached to 3 claws then double up on the sides for maximum damage

[@funnyhowthingsturnout6186]

Evolution is just a numbers game.

[@OurHeroXero]

If I've learned anything about @DangerouslyFunny in the past week...it's that if they were one of the Robot Masters in a MegaMan game...they'd be Spikeman

[@antongarnemark7240]

That's a lotta damage

[@respecttheduels7868]

He said he was gonna stab something so sophisticated... “I’m gonna do ever more stabbing”

[@tanknomaniac]

Dangerious Funnilius Stabbicus.

[@gfb-uk8re]

Imagen if DF was in controll of every knife in the world

[@mattevans4377]

Did DF forget he already did the whole super sniper build? Guess he just likes shooting big loads ;)

[@infinatefail302]

A+ editing on this one!

[@tinpin609]

“Lack of design skill”, at least DF is self aware.

[@shortplays2573]

You should definitely try Reassembly its like this game but in space you evolve and it's fucking awesome

[@caranielsen1306]

“Now that’s ALLOTA DAMAGE!”

[@Bullerephon]

Now that's a lotta damage

[@KyrstOak]

4:07 Sudden rabbit. 😆

[@oranicxok1847]

Now THAT’S A LOTTA DAMAGE

[@Peacich]

Why is this so entertaining?

[@cubicfarzomm8870]

1:09 please no... AHHHHH

[@cyclojunctureomnibus946]

When df uses an American dad clip: Nice

[@itzgeoxdyt7928]

I watched this the first 10 seconds it came out

[@Backlawnious]

This thumbnail looks like the end of one of the mobile game ads.🤣

[@elitherainwing]

You need to make MOOOOORE SUFFERING

[@dillanswanson60]

3:14 literally a lobster

[@theburntonion1741]

The poison is like bug spray

[@MaryMae_Gacha]

I want Df and Gray to collab so bad :0

[@jtcmule3336]

Will there be more Feed And Grow: Fish? I enjoyed that one alot!

[@isuapig6705]

2:13 I recommend the front but that’s just my opinion