I Ruined Minecraft Breeding

minecraft breeding hasn't been touched since 2011, so i touched it.
this is a Minecraft 1.20 mod for Forge and Fabric #minecraft #cursedminecraft #minecraftmods #minecraftmemes

[@twomur_]

can you make it so the player can breed with fish and then the player can become faster at swimming?

[@fingees_YT]

would the player or the fish get faster

[@twomur_]

@@fingees_YT the fish would carry the players babies and eventually burst out 100,000 eggs and this would spawn in 100,000 random players into your world and they would all follow the player around calling him dad asking for child support. but it would make the player faster

[@fingees_YT]

gonna have to type out 100,000 lines of code but i'm on it

[@twomur_]

@@fingees_YT or you could just breed with me 😉

[@killmepleaseA]

and make them have name the of "lost child" ​@@fingees_YT

[@LubovTumchik]

i swear to god the concept of making a dachshund is the funniest shit minecraft modders can come up with

[@DeMooniC]

A shame it's not a real mod tho...

[@marinator_666]

​@@DeMooniCit is, except the fish evolving

[@janintelkor]

@@marinator_666 where to download it then?

[@marinator_666]

@@janintelkor curse forge

[@comentaristacomun3414]

dont swear

[@smortmokey3524]

2:49 terrifying fish walks on land breathes air threatens to destroy australia

[@TheRepublicOfDixionconderoga]

*Lithuania

[@Stolen_skeleton_tf2]

And that's not even joke

[@sotonamisimp4606]

Arknights moment

[@Red_Sky_postNuke]

The pigs rotating is just... magical to observe 💀💀💀

[@mr_pigman1013]

Those pigs got me acting unwise

[@genghiskhan6688]

The only thing missing is interspecies breeding. We will get interblock breeding so I don't see why not.

[@fingees_YT]

brings up an interesting point about whether all the blocks are the same species or not (and whether or not block racism exists)

[@joshuahunt9609]

​@@fingees_YTdirt lives matter

[@oberonpanopticon]

@@fingees_YThalf slabs must at least be a subspecies They can’t be juveniles or else there’d be a slab for every block Unless it’s some sort of metamorphosis unique to some kind of block…

[@Gumstone4]

So we're talking about block genealogy now?

[@swileyhedrick2373]

spring update go check

[@jacobation69]

i love the part where your inventory gets covered in milk. i think you should also add cows with one big udder

[@Na-fj6cc]

But what about bulls?

[@vll6746]

​@@Na-fj6ccthat's the cow with one big udder

[@heather_foreather]

No..

[@TheRepublicOfDixionconderoga]

Oh no

[@Insanity_TM]

@@vll6746Oh god no…

[@YourAveragePerson69]

2:22 yeah.. "milk"

[@masonboone4307]

"It had utters so yeah biologically yes it is milk" - 🤓

[@teresar6348]

Well there are no bulls in this cursed update or real Minecraft so I just realized this makes all the cows lesbians

[@masonboone4307]

@@teresar6348 that also means that it might imply that the the cows undergo mitosis and they just do a staring contest to see who gets to do mitosis

[@Da_real_bot]

NO NO NO NO NO NO

[@mr_pigman1013]

@@masonboone4307I’m boutta mitote all over the place

[@tannerdonkey9939]

1:28 bro’s built like a high heel

[@quadrillage3838]

ijbol

[@dcviare]

I’m crying lmfaooo

[@mortsllaf]

I can’t wait for a villager to go to an old village their family used to live in, find out that the villagers started breeding with the fishes and started to have fish/villager hybrids, then run away from said fish/villager hybrids only to find out they are a fish/villager hybrid.

[@Frognungun]

didn't expect to see a shadow over innsmouth reference

[@tehrealcoralsnek7044]

the blocks over innsmouth

[@ChromaCaipira]

Squidward Villagers

[@The_Imposter.]

I read the tale yesterday

[@ripsterhipster5948]

Shadow over Minecraft

[@MONKEYmadness404]

You know this guy has some actual good ideas…but also a lot of cursed ideas

[@triangle82838]

Is it possible to learn this power?

[@someonewithaphone3108]

​@@triangle82838 Not from Mojang...

[@theapexsurvivor9538]

​@@triangle82838Not from sane people.

[@teenick]

​​@@triangle82838it is possible but at a cost of sanity

[@user-dm4ez4sz8q]

dew it

[@Aidan-uq9ci]

The smile on my face from watching the dogs soar in the air to play fetch and the way it dropped instantly when you cut to the utters of the cow

[@qwertydavid8070]

so basically the dean norris meme lol

[@keitaro3660]

The update we don't know we need 🤣

[@mara_moon13]

Fingees is the _chanel_ we don't need.

[@earthtozonk]

the update we didn't need. at all. but we got in anyway, so cheers!

[@Goodsy567]

mara_moon13 is the commenter we don’t need

[@sentane8031]

I love how the fish went from liking bread to literally just the plot of the H.P. Lovecraft story "The Shadow over Innsmouth"...

[@velocityraptor2890]

wait, WHAT?!

[@Eclipsestar150]

So many Lovecraftians have watched this video

[@ratking7383]

The Shadow over Blocksmouth

[@Eclipsestar150]

I guess people just like stuff with craft in the name of everyone here also likes world of war craft I wouldn’t be surprised

[@editdotexe]

The fish evolution is some Lovecraftian horror stuff. Just the realization feeding some fish bread lead to those things that now terrorize villages and steal bread... Actually wait I hate villagers, now I love the fish people.

[@tianmuhe4313]

the shadow over innsmouth!

[@goodolmemo]

Grox, is that you?

[@MotherCelevrus]

@@tianmuhe4313hail Dagon

[@S10nTh3Gr8]

mod name?

[@user-tw3rh9po4t]

@@MotherCelevrus**Ben 10 and Call Of Cthulhu intensifies**

[@jacobtorres1707]

1:42 was so unexpected, thank you for that

[@kitten6481]

this feels like torture

[@Cah1r096]

This feels like a mod that while currently being silly it could be turned into a vanilla realism mod

[@welywelym]

Bro just roasted the queen and acted normal even though she died 💀

[@fingees_YT]

RIP but I'm different

[@welywelym]

💀

[@clyve343]

💀 💀 💀 💀

[@welywelym]

💀💀💀💀💀

[@NightDragonPlayz]

Insert skull emoji several times

[@tahirarsi6675]

2:29 this fish thing is very scary and remins me of ''Spore (2008)''

[@asener351]

all he needs to add now is the ability for the fish to develop advanced space civilizations

[@Squidy_CD]

I like how it just turns into straight up evolution

[@MiroFloydtan]

I like the idea of fishes coming out of water if you hold bread in front of them, much better than fishing.

[@RepeatedAxe]

That should be a feature, maybe they should add Koi and have them spawn in ponds in the cherry forest, and they'll swim towards players holding bread

[@oooooooooegorova9717]

Fishing was rendered useless in later versions, as fish can simply be caught using weapons in the water

[@star_is_g]

​@@RepeatedAxe that would be awesome

[@pheyxjackychan]

The dog one is auctally a good idea tbh

[@lucaslimma6707]

YES!

[@danksmemington362]

Adding more useless mobs is never a good idea.

[@keylaneproductions1977]

Party pooper@@danksmemington362

[@SodaSizzle]

​@@danksmemington362 If it's adorable, who cares!! i mean in the end its literally just killing a stupid useless purple dragon

[@danksmemington362]

@@SodaSizzle You probably voted for all the bad mob vote mobs.

[@hahadetailedname]

You should make fish villages, as soon as I get Java im downloading this. I will probably even pay for this is a pitbull dog was added xd. but great vid!

[@cherrylenevendicacion4786]

1:10 Wide putin dog

[@777omen]

Aka Chaddunsh

[@scottie6]

Rottwider

[@gdottothegamer1001]

Ok I'm not even joking, I love the whole fish thing. The fact that you can breed them and they'll lay eggs that can hatch is already amazing, but what makes me fell in love even more is the fish mutants. Idk how but you made them look vanilla and cool and I'd love to see something like this in an official Minecraft update. Imagine finding those fish mutants in their underwater village. You can get a lot of new things from them such as new underwater plants and crops and blocks. But bread is the thing that they love the most, just like emerald is to villagers. And so to trade with them you need bread. They'd be a neutral mob, which means that they'd only attack you if you hit them first. They also would look different depending on the biome, just like villagers. Cod mutants in deep water, salmon mutants in cold water, tropical and pufferfish mutants in warm water. Dolphin is their ride, which can be your ride to by trading a special dolphin saddle with them. The tropical fish mutants can also spawn in a giant pool of water in a lush cave. What makes them different from their ocean brothers is that they're smaller and have tamed the axolotl. Ofc, since they're in a giant body of water in a lush cave that'd make them super rare.

[@TheNelson916-tn8sm]

also they look goofy asl when they first grow legs 3:02

[@gdottothegamer1001]

@@TheNelson916-tn8sm right? It makes me love them even more

[@Deoxy81]

Why is this legit an awesome idea

[@demusnewton8294]

@@TheNelson916-tn8smfish literally evolved into fish-lizard-human things due to being fed bread over generations of selective breeding,in which cause them to evolve from fish to lizard to a freaking dinosaur-looking fish people(the taste of a food item alien to a critter’s particular kind can change their evolutionary traits,I guess).

[@ReblazeGaming]

So you wouldn’t create the fish people like in the video? You’d find them in their own underwater villages?

[@welywelym]

What that stone and dirt block did was very dirty

[@victorjackchannel]

It made the stone rock hard

[@CHAD_REX_]

@@victorjackchanneland made the dirt block moist and wet

[@Very_Unique_Handle_2]

*Ba Dum Tss*

[@welywelym]

This is getting extremely sus

[@serinibram1627]

And the dirt-stone block is moist and wet + hard

[@BenMoth_meeeeeeed]

0:05 #relatable

[@joaquincabrerapetrone1452]

The dogs running after the ball 😂😂😂

[@Roanvarga]

2:27 Bro is holding YT on a Gun point

[@Roanvarga]

WHY ARE THERE 65 LIKES WHATS WRONG WITH YOU PPL

[@Ratscallion_exe]

"Your modders were so preoccupied with whenever they could do it, that they forgot if they should"

[@gamefox1734]

I love how he just casually disses the queen like that

[@Dino_In_A_Suit]

When I let my pet fish outdoors to hunt only for it to return with jacked limbs and demand bread

[@Intrinsety]

This is quite the fucking update

[@fingees_YT]

i'm not the step father i'm the father who stepped up

[@monalisaYT]

@@fingees_YTis this a real mod

[@d_m_j4257]

@@monalisaYT i refuse to believe this shit is real

[@WarFoxThunder]

​@@fingees_YTLMAOOO

[@Lolhappy909]

@@monalisaYT I sure hope its fucking real, because the dog breeding seems damn awesome and I need it in my world

[@potassium3649]

2:17 bro was edging and lost his streak 😭😭

[@BlahajOfficaI]

Fr

[@EinXTRAZ]

NNN

[@therevenger259]

3:17 I didn't know that Minecraft was having a crossover with The Blood Waters of Dr. Z.

[@philledzone]

The dog flying after the tennis ball made me lose it xD

[@user-io4rt5mc6i]

0:35 already very realistic.

[@honeydarlinggaming9156]

What da dog doin

[@serinibram1627]

It does what dogs do​@@honeydarlinggaming9156

[@Definitelynotbloxy]

@@honeydarlinggaming9156doggystyle

[@queen_sheva_mikayla]

N n​@@honeydarlinggaming9156

[@massivecowbreakout7555]

1:43 got me 😂

[@dogmanwes2790]

Yeah me too

[@huh-ih5wq]

2:07 "overflow your bucket with milk" 💀man im dead

[@citrinethecorgi]

your channel is so cursed and i love it for that.

[@MegaChickenfish]

3:06 Well it's like my old pappy fish once said, *Carpe Diem!*

[@bonniebites7979]

Giggles

[@randomchad915]

Carpe Diem -> Creampied

[@youun]

this is how i was created

[@fingees_YT]

I know I was there

[@youun]

@@fingees_YT dad???

[@Na-fj6cc]

@@youun daddy fingees

[@trollhimforever]

2:03 this felt like a jojo reference

[@MatesMega.]

Imagine if kids watch this 💀

[@user-iu9gv8bk4x]

I’m 0 years old🥺

[@waddledee-ds6ew]

They will be illuminated, shook and wigless because of the God-sent ideas of Fingee

[@Nuclear_eevee]

here are my thoughts: what the actuall heck did i just watch

[@Himeko-astral]

Sex update in Minecraft when?

[@tolstartheking]

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[@FunFactManiac]

This was beautiful. Now we need a sequel to this, where you can breed different species together to get something completely new! Why can't I have my mutated guardian armadillo pufferfish chicken hybrid?

[@littleladybrooks6635]

That is perfect. I want it.

[@rocketblaster8701]

that sounds doubly nightmarish as it does sound awesome from how hard it would be to code

[@lau_soryu24]

he already did it

[@GalacticFox621]

2:17 I know what you all are thinking 💀

[@A_very_bad_username]

2:17 teenager update

[@LeanderOnYoutube]

​@@A_very_bad_usernamelmao

[@MackingCheese99]

Cum

[@LeanderOnYoutube]

I love the person who made Minecraft It's such an interesting book!

[@live.laugh.love.netzach]

Yeah. Milk. Okay.

[@doodlemon2960]

How has this channel not blown up yet

[@waluigihentailover6926]

Genuinely horrifying, genuinely hilarious.

[@Burns-D.-Fans]

bro took "no matter what we breed" to whole another dimension 💀

[@normanmai7865]

we still are made of seed

[@perf1de37]

⁠@@normanmai7865this is my kingdom come 😞😞

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

3:15 This is exactly what Lovecraft was warning us about!

[@Eclipsestar150]

The amount of Lovecraftians here is insane (I’m one)

[@PalisadePeryton]

Iiiiit's beginning to look a lot like fishmen...

[@snowconewarrior8907]

When you made the dogs play fetch, that’s the first time I’ve laughed out loud in weeks

[@misanthrobot]

Fingees! I remember you when you still made art on Instagram. Love your mods!!

[@DJ-ec4jk]

Odly enough ... i kinda like the idea of a breeding update lol

[@fingees_YT]

sly dog

[@aydenburgess905]

The arms race with the fish being delivered so calmly was hysterical, I love this

[@firecatpl4019]

It was also a legs race not just an arms race

[@jaxonplaysgames552]

genuinely, i want this. the inbreedig thing is actually genuinely so cool as someone with a genetics spin

[@Elite_Swaman_official]

YT guidlines is scared of him

[@Very_Unique_Handle_2]

Can you let us breed with mobs? I rlly want to have that enderman wedding

[@Na-fj6cc]

Enderussy 💅

[@kinglyzebra6417]

Do not the ender

[@equilibrum999]

Do not the enderkiin, but yes the enderdovah.

[@migulitolopes]

​@@kinglyzebra6417i must

[@LnmHive]

A cat is fine too

[@somuchsoul3041]

bro you gotta make a downloadable modpack with all your mods. Seriously that would be incredible

[@someguystudios23]

I've been looking for all of the comments asking for downloads! First one!

[@somuchsoul3041]

you could call it the fingerpack

[@WillowKitsuneMoonStarryFxiry]

Yes for free and it better be available on phone/bedrock too

[@hanjxoe]

this is pure chaos and i'm here for it

[@LA_OVEJA_NEGRA]

0:08 :AH YEAH, ANIMAL SEGS💀👍

[@EugenijusKrenis]

Please add industrial society and it's consequences: you know, Steve has to work 9 to 5, you can buy processed food snacks that have the flavour of literally any block ever, instead of witch huts there's Kaczinsky huts with a guy mailing you fertiliser.

[@MegaChickenfish]

1:21 You keep breeding until you wind up with a one legged puppy named *L'il Brudder.*

[@so_much_for_jj]

One day, he’s gonna be a quarterback that will throw for 2000 yards!! He can.. *sniff* he can make it on his own 🥺😭

[@sorath1396]

I was not expecting this to lead to eldritch cows and the plot of The Shadow over Innsmouth.

[@ninjafrog6966]

“new minecraft mobs are supposed to have features” *shows the sniffer* lol!

[@chillchilli2671]

Jokes aside, these are actually really cool features that Mojang should definitely consider 😂 EDIT: Some of them*

[@DZTWoo]

No 😭

[@callmekoin]

yea

[@damyncrews4874]

Yes.

[@palinxx]

bro just watched the entire video and had to edit the comment 😭😭

[@armuriii2451]

I like how there’s things added to minecraft , that’s traumatizing , and the music is literally the best of minecraft and its good

[@6sixFace]

This literally just turned into the fish equivalent of "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie" near the end there.

[@KarlaRei]

_" --and you can get a dachshund by..."_ I don't know what I thought the process was going to be but it wasn't that. 10/10.

[@critch7514]

This video was deeply upsetting, keep up the good work

[@blood8273]

those fishmans looked straight out of cthulhu

[@kritzkriieg]

"oh the dogs look so cute!" two legged dogs, fish and giant birds:

[@boredyoutubeuser]

yo bro i think the stone block forcefully bred with the dirt block, that must be breaking a lot of laws 💀

[@catbatrat1760]

Going through the complex process of evolution just to get more bread sounds like something I would do, ngl.

[@HackerNotFoundYT]

You Will Be Dripping Milk Everywhere you walk 💀

[@superplaylists1616]

I just discovered this guy but I already love him sm. Each time I thought the additions couldn't get worse, they did. The best modmaker ive ever seen. Just a guy having the best time of his life creating funny and silly features that everybody loves and needs in their minecraft world

[@luciellawliet]

Well. I was not prepared for how increasingly chaotic this video would get. It doesn’t help that I’ve been awake for over 24 hours now-

[@massivecowbreakout7555]

3:20 HP Lovecraft refrence?

[@Eclipsestar150]

Why the heck are their so many Lovecraftians here I’ve never seen so many out in the wild

[@ItsAMiiAMario]

Can't wait for speedrunners to do a "Inbreed all dog breeds"

[@MissSweetie]

the fish evolving is hilarious

[@MegaChickenfish]

Finges: I made breeding more realistic. Also Finges: 1:03

[@yaboiashy3721]

This man really can't stop making bangers can't he?

[@TheRagingRodentGaming]

Was that pun intentional? If it was, You're a genius. If not, You're still a genius.

[@lofeare5794]

Me: “that’s hilarious!” Also me at the same time: “that’s messed up!”

[@minecraftoverlord4212]

This man just reinvented the Kua Toa. At this point I can't even say you should stop, you should've stopped back with the camels and wells. Keep spiraling into madness. Please.

[@GustavoPizza]

2:01 Aren't cows with utters female?

[@kenzieafent6291]

Lesbians.

[@kori_seawolf]

Males are the only ones with horns as well, yet all Mc cows have them, Mc cows are beyond our understanding

[@Book_Theory.]

They are hemaphrodites

[@Memento_Mori3210]

​@@kenzieafent6291nah

[@MegaChickenfish]

1:50 That was part of a mod for a while alongside improved ghast and creeper animations. _Hated it then too._ I think you made them even longer. And, oh goody, you made it so they stretch when milked. _That's attention to detail no one asked for!_

[@eternalpastalover]

This cursed thing popped up in my feed. I want to see more now

[@kevinparker2409]

Queen Elizabeth diss caught me so off guard 😂

[@Ibieshan]

The fish with legs is like some cursed spore creation

[@K8_r]

3:32 I'm in whos with me

[@BlahajOfficaI]

Depends

[@pineapple5059]

😂

[@Little-rb6rb]

did you once own a white cat

[@oshkoshbjoshnosh9306]

“Kind of a drag” man that’s just ruff.

[@JustCallMeTiff.]

being real, all of these new ideas are actually really cool. mojang should learn from this guy.

[@chesteryolo7058]

When a breeding idea turns out to be so cursed that you reinvent Lovecrafts Fishmen you know you have done something right. However I would like a add a few other things: We have bones already, so it is not too far of a stretch to also add teeth. Teeth can be crafted into 1 bonemeal or planted into the earth to create tooth flowers. You have to water them with milk to make them grow strong. 9 teeth will be crafted into a tooth block and can be used to make a portal into the tooth dimension. It will have a turquoise/greenish sky and no sun, thick fog that limits the vision greately. There will be biomes depending on the height. At the very top you will have castles made out of tooth bricks with tooth fairies inside, legless floating torsos with long arms and an impossible wide maw, filled with teeth, their entire body covered in tiny holes for more teeth. They trade teeth for candy and gold nuggets like pigmen and will otherwise leave you alone unless you have teeth in your inventory or can be seen eating. Below that (many blocks below that) you have the tooth stalagmites (equivalent to the stalagmites in vanilla minecraft but can harbor silverfish inside them if they have tiny holes), below that you will have layers upon layers of gum (some already rotten and drops rotten flesh - some hold a new ore called teeth metal) and below that you have a sea of blood in which large and long leeches swim (their attacks are poisonous and cause nausea but can drop leather and leech meat, which can be brewed into a potion of esurience allowing for instant eating of food, otherwise the meat is poisonous)

[@Eclipsestar150]

How the heck have all the Lovecraftians came here

[@chesteryolo7058]

@@Eclipsestar150 We are everywhere. Can you hear the crashing of the waves? If you listen deep inside you you know where we belong. The sunken kingdom is rising again but there is only so many Etsymupkh is willing to help. You need a mermaid fin to enter the kingdom. I always sucked at sewing but my feet are now together. We will wait for you. We will wait in below the great waves. Come and join us

[@Randumo]

Fish became a Molduga 💀

[@evangelineaudet7242]

The whole dog one is reminding me of Wobble Dogs

[@frizzytwizzy]

I cant believe i just came across your channel, honestly look forwards to more content I gotta show my buds this cool breeding feature, im curious if you can breed a cooked turkey

[@kaklikful]

you technically can breed your subscribers, just need to set up some breeding centers (night houses) around with free entrance for your subscribers

[@walmadagaming5723]

👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻

[@canahmets.8216]

lets fucking breed lol

[@cifer8070]

This is unironically one of the best idea

[@fluffernal]

bro went from breeding dogs to evolution simulator real quick

[@bigseven8227]

One thing that would be awesome is if you can breed with villagers, creating player/villager hybrids that can trade like a villager and can fight back when attacked like a Player. Plus instead of going through the trouble of finding two villagers to breed with eachother, just bring one villager back and breed with it to create an army of slaves.