I ruined the Sims 4 horse ranch expansion using awful methods for success

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The Sims 4 is a social simulation game developed by Maxis and published by Electronic Arts. It is the fourth major title in The Sims series, and is the sequel to The Sims 3.
Work hard and play hard with animal friends and your own stretch of land in The Sims 4 Horse Ranch Expansion Pack. Raise, train, and form special bonds with majestic horses that are customizable members of your family. You can also care for mini sheep and mini goats, or make a living selling homemade Nectar. Carve out your own unique life on the ranch.
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I ruined the Sims 4 horse ranch expansion using awful methods for success
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[@nm11111111able]

Every game developer should always send Kevin early access just so he could show them how much their game isnt ready for the world.

[@karatecorgi7685]

or at the very least their game, most games, are not ready for Kevin :D

[@leahbobeaa]

That part, especially EA

[@shaykireas]

Both Kevin and LetsGameItOut, Josh will find any bug in a game no matter how small it is and make a complete mess out of it

[@jamesshadeslayer3395]

@@shaykireas y didnt u mention the spiffing brit? if anyon can find bugs/exploits its him

[@LilNap421]

Big facts 💯

[@Apocalypselaboratory]

Finally answering the age old question “how would a horse wear pants?”

[@_will795]

I’m still waiting on how a giraffe would wear a tie

[@Twinklethefox9022]

​@@_will795it's probably multiple ties

[@deontaeavila3514]

​@@Twinklethefox9022it's probably a noose.

[@charlesmartin1972]

​@@deontaeavila3514they don't make gallows that big

[@clowntown3]

He's not a horse though, he's literally a man

[@dynanamight]

This is just like Barbie Horse Adventures but with more murder and Jim instead of Barbie, which is basically the same thing.

[@pedrovallefin8406]

Yeah, at this point, what difference is there between Barbie and Jim Pickens? Theyre basically the same character.

[@manologamerss5801]

@@pedrovallefin8406 Well, Barbie has chest while Jim has gray hair. And that's about it, everything else is pretty much the same.

[@K8BEES]

There was barely any murder in this vid.

[@RubyBlueUwU]

@@pedrovallefin8406he’s the anti-Barbie, two sides of the same coin

[@RubyBlueUwU]

@@K8BEESdepends if you count dying on the inside

[@Karinara]

Watching James Turner play Ranch dlc and watching Kevin play Ranch dlc is like watching two very different games.

[@TheHutchy01]

It's sort of the difference between the handbook and the advice from the 15 year employee that includes the words "don't tell the boss"

[@_coyanade]

that’s exactly the two I watch back & forth 😭😭😭😭

[@therussianprincess7036]

@@TheHutchy01I’ve never seen their energy described so aptly 😂

[@letsdrumguys]

I would love a bigwallet/pickens mashup

[@kiwicatnip]

Well yeah, two entirely different personality disorders

[@MicahMotion]

We all gather to witness Kevin's horrible business practices that somehow make money.

[@sushijams]

Jim goes through phases quicker than a child, we’ve seen him do star wars, magic, cowboys, vampires, mermaids, serial killer…. all the usual child friendly stuff!

[@blondbraid7986]

I'm still waiting for the princess phase.

[@dopesickdog]

@@blondbraid7986 he did do a royalty arc

[@Rachel98246]

I don’t think the serial killer thing is a phase, I think that’s just the way he is

[@RubyBlueUwU]

There’s that one halloween segment of the Simpsons (which is itself a Twilight Zone parody) which I feel perfectly encompasses the Jim Pickens experience, where Bart develops godly powers and, being a trouble-making ten year old, essentially unleashes vaguely whimsical hell on the residents of Springfield who spend all their time desperately trying to keep him placated whilst pretending they’re also having the time of their lives. “And as always every time something like this happens it’s *good* that Jim did that! It’s very, very good!”

[@velcro9716]

The dread that EA must feel anticipating Kevin to ruin a new pack must be immense EDIT: Thank you so much for the likes!! ❤️

[@FitzpatrickCj1]

I mean.. they deserve it.. imo

[@bbyymegss]

his doing the lords work

[@msjkramey]

I mean, free advertising is great

[@NeshaBoo21]

I've always assumed that they send him the packs

[@Remi_lulz]

@@NeshaBoo21 same

[@SevenEllen]

A vampire and a fightfighter in case the vampire goes up in flames? Kevin is a health and safety genius.

[@casassin]

Ever since Barbie horse adventures, we all knew that Kevin was an exceptional horse girl. Finally more content for the equestrian girlies 👏

[@pedrovallefin8406]

Kevin is a natural horse girl, one could even say hes a horse genius (whatever that would entail).

[@6ubble-gum]

Kevin continuing the tradition of having female pets and calling them 'him' til they inevitably die or are taken away. Claasic

[@arrowwood]

He's the opposite of my grandma, who exclusively refers to animals as female.

[@EighmyLupin]

Everyone is a he as far as Kevin's concerned. Even Jim's (and other sims') daughters

[@SylviaRustyFae]

Real cultists know that this is actually a followup vid to Barbie Horse Adventure; the long awaited sequel to one of Kevin's 1899 (and growin) award winning videos

[@pedrovallefin8406]

Im assuming that means Jim and Barbie are actually the same person. Now, i cant say for sure if that means this video has Barbie transformed into an old man or the earlier video had Jim disguised as a teenage girl, you decide which its worse.

[@AlexaFaie]

I totally read that as being a long awaited sequel to one's of Kevin's videos from 1899. Like yep, preeeeettttyyyy long awaited.

[@KirboCheesecake]

@@AlexaFaie he had a plan

[@NoBSRecoverfacts]

​@@AlexaFaiesame!

[@grayhatjen5924]

The addition of "this is nothing like Red Dead Redemption" was just the icing on the cake. Poor Jim can't go shooty shooty bang bang or rob a train or get Tuberculosis. Poor, poor Jim.

[@bristonreeves725]

Goat blood isn’t eaten by vampires, it’s eaten by the chupacabra, so just put up a fence or barbed wire or something and you’ll be fine.

[@vanguardiris3232]

And if you don't keep your mini sheep and goats in an enclosure, they will leap and gambol as far from your house as they can, then they'll run away from home when they almost starve

[@YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah]

I love that I know what you’re talking about

[@erviatangerine5108]

Wait chupacabra stuff is international? 😅 I thought it was my country's television shows invention 😂

[@snakewithapen5489]

@erviatangerine5108 if i'm not mistaken it's originally a South American folklore cryptid that has been adapted a lot :)

[@pancake8180]

Ohh we have chupacabra in Russia too, I always thought it was from here

_"Duke is a price horse. But Jim Pickens is a crime horse."_ *- Kevin 2023*

[@flowerfloc]

seeing Jim pickens sitting on a horse while naked is gonna haunt my dreams

[@pedrovallefin8406]

Its gonna haunt the horse dreams too. Or rather, the horses nightmares. Hes never gonna recover from this, the poor thing. Theres a reason why Kevin never uses him again though the video. Hes been though enough already.

[@AnnelieseMBGames]

The not-eating issue is a known bug. By leaving the lot and going elsewhere you basically fixed it. Either travel or go to manage worlds. It's annoying but it was reported by people who got Early Access so the team know. So glad to see this. Every pack I always look forward to seeing what Kevin does to ruin it. Oh also, I know that 'caring for animals' isn't Kevin's play style but if the sheep and goat and 'very happy' the wool and milk will be worth more. Sometimes caring for things is better for profit. Nectar is the real money maker of this pack though - if you age it even poor quality bottles are worth $1000+. Just imagine what having multiple prisoners making nectar would be like...

[@AidenFeltkamp]

Would love to see a nectar making basement!

[@skunkjo3195]

Honestly even just having a huge paddock of prairie grass would pay better than the mini goats and sheep. I have like 20 or 30 patches and during the daily harvest I'll get sooo many bottles of nectar, fruits, vegetables, manure, etc. It's actually kinda silly lol

[@cowboycurtis2229]

Prisoners? There are no prisoners in a Jim Pickens cult. There are all there willingly because they love their dear leader.

[@kr_sh_]

why people don't let other people explore on their own and feel the need to tell absolutely everything about a game, damn.

[@sammykenny]

@@kr_sh_Settle, it’s okay. You’re gonna give yourself hypertension lol

[@deadhopefully483]

It such an EA moment that you have to pay for horses in the Sims 4 but they came with pets in the Sims 3.

[@hayleys556]

And it’s sooooo buggy 🙄

[@ember9361]

Now just wait until the "actually It's more detailed because It's chopped into a million expensive DLC" crowd to arrive 😂

[@user-16353-i]

Which is why I stay loyal to the sims 3

[@aelie8198]

ladies and gentlemen this is why we ✨pirate✨

[@helpneeded1097]

@@aelie8198lmao, exactly, I spent probably 200 dollars on packs for ps4 and when I switched to pc, I was NOT going to buy them again

[@ZoeLycan]

It's amazing to see how much you struggle with the most basic things when playing the Sims 2, but you have mastered the art of Picken's survival in the Sims 4 romancing a Sim to take their horse, through a party so others take care of the ranch, start a cult, so they take care of the house, horse smuggling...a lot of arsing around

[@sillypplproductions2]

Tbf Sims 4 is wayyy easier than the previous sim games, from what I've heard and watched

[@HSuper_Lee]

As someone that has only played Sims 4, I can still confirm that it is absurdly easy.

[@redcoatgaming4141]

Doing a single parent in Sims 2 is hell at times Same in 1 ( no days off for your Sims so you could end up with a downward spiral) Sims 3 is easy Sims 4 is the same

[@ember9361]

@@redcoatgaming4141 you can skip two consecutive days of work without getting fired in sims 1

[@tlmc3257]

Kevin always finds the best way to play the game and that's the way it's not intended to be played. I'm all for it.

[@vitormachado4523]

"A guy shows up to a bar starving to death with three horses". Sounds like the start of a joke lol

[@xxFragileBirdxx]

Is it sad that every game changing update/expansion pack that comes out I immediately WAIT VERY IMPATIENTLY to see Kevin JUST DESTROY IT

[@RedBoko2017]

No. It is beautiful.

[@tictheintrovertedcancer7917]

We all do, Friend. We all do.. 😌

[@Mackarrrena]

we all do, it is a tradition at this point lol

[@monieks.7515]

Kevin's channel is perfect to figure out what would happen if you'd act on your intrusive thoughts wihouth ruining your game. Love it 🥰

[@Danimeows]

Lol the moment Pumpkin flashed on the screen! I loved that cat and was so sad when Jim got distracted and his spirit faded away not long after he talked about resurrection.

[@assashi2138]

Kevin: "Jim's so hungry" Horses: "how hungry?"

[@WhoIsRaphaelLeraux]

Just saw someone on your last video saying how much they missed your Sims 4 videos, and I'm legitimately really happy that they got what they wanted.

[@wrvolkmann]

I loved seeing Clement come to the ranch. I love the new Pickens episodes, but I can't help but miss the pre-turg family

[@mferreiraluiza]

only the dear god(leader) knows how happy i am that your Sims era is back note: I believe the horse is Pim Jickens since the colours of his clothes are switched

[@mimibreyes3532]

A first time horse owner that purchases a horse without guidance for a cheap price and ends up with and aggresive/too energetic horse sounds accurate

[@leahbobeaa]

This is the first time in recent years I've watched Kevin play a new pack before seeing any gameplay from Sims youtubers, I can't wait to watch him destroy it.

[@Peyz1824]

The fact that Kevin bought a mare and immediately named it Man

[@OldRustyKuntz]

Why do I get the feeling that kevin is somehow able to make the horses run the ranch and lets them ride on the normal sims? Could it be because he's some kind of sims-chaos-god who bends the rules to his amusement?

[@Avoidthevoidx]

Name a more iconic duo than kevin and the sims franchise.

[@ThreadBomb]

Kevin Pickens and Loneliness

[@vexywexypoo]

I always knew Jim was a horse girl at heart

[@nicololacson1709]

I love how Jim's first instinct in seeing a horse is to do a full-on Lady Godiva stunt, and to do a whole elderly version of Brokeback mountain just to get another horse already killed me laughing.

[@catfilmz]

I like how at 5:11 Kevin acts like that goat wasn’t purposefully trained by Jim to hurt people

[@lisasoto3425]

Goats are just like that lmao

[@Blackcatzombie]

Jim Pickens continously going on hunger strike was probably my favorite thing. Jim just causes inconveniences for everyone, even Kevin.

[@RustedSteele]

I can't get enough of Kevin's gaming with no regard for digital life xD

[@My-Name-Isnt-Important]

Two words... Horse Cult. Or more like, Horse Colt.

[@Drayton226]

Almost 40 minutes of Kevin playing The Sims 4 this will be simtastic

[@bricelory9534]

Canonically, how long has Jim Pickens lived compared to the normal Sim? I feel like its in the dozens of lifetimes or so at this point. And Im here for it.

[@ReckittKiser]

Finally, something for the horse girls ❤🦓

[@Emrys_Mcdawn]

And the horse boys... 🐴

[@woodensquid560]

Horse boys make do

[@mother.of.no.dragons]

Only for those who ride western, not the rest of the world.

[@gevgnek]

We can finally roleplay as mr hands

[@ReckittKiser]

@@Emrys_Mcdawn 🐴👦🤝👧🏼🐴

[@shephawke91]

I love that Kevin did his regular scheme or marrying/moving in with a sims to get something from their household, but here they could get it without even having to live with that person! Brilliant

[@prettymuch1973]

"Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make" Don't know why I never thought to compare Kevin and/or Jim to Lord Farquaad, but I should have

[@maplesugarbush]

11:58 "He just pooped on the floor as a power-move and left." I've done this.

[@ddss7272]

I always worry that I'm gonna die while watching Kevin playing sims because I regularly run out of air from laughing too hard

[@potternutmania]

when the death from laughter thing in the sims actually seems plausible 💀

[@heather_bee]

It is truly a crime that Kevin is not in the Creator Network for TS4 by now lol

[@arctiacaja]

Lmao "A different version of broke back mountain" when Jim Pickens falls off his horse for the 100th time 😂

[@rachelcookie321]

This is the first video I’m watching about the new horse ranch dlc and I’m ready for a completely normal and calm walkthrough of the dlc that will teach me everything it has to offer.

[@MarishkaVladimirescu]

Wow, I've watched a lot of simtubers play this pack (Dr Gluon and SatchOnSims are also funny in their own styles) but yours is the best, hilarious and chaotic! And in just half an hour u showcased almost everything this pack has to offer and more.

[@Breegan]

Needed a good dose of Kevin today.. Ole pup passed over to the rainbow road yesterday and it’s been rough to stay positive lately. Really appreciate and am grateful for people like you who make us smile when it’s difficult to ❤

[@colettelee1162]

I'm so sorry for your loss 💔

[@Breegan]

@@colettelee1162 very difficult and very unexpected thing to happen, we don’t know what exactly happened and that’s causing a lot of anxiety ( as we have other dogs ) and guilt within myself so it’s very tough i appreciate your kindness 🫶🏻

[@euriditia]

I'm so sorry for your loss. I know it's been 10 months, but I hope you're doing well. ❤❤❤❤

[@rifdogg]

You know it's a good day when Kevin uploads a sims video

[@PureLiquidJade]

The happy sleeping music while the party guests shrieked in terror from the lightning storm was PERFECT comedic editing. You are hilarious Kevin

[@folfylicious]

Always a great day when there is a new Sims video from Kevin.

[@molyamaker]

kevin has got me thru such a bad period, i wanna cry from how an actual stranger unknowingly helped me

[@ForgottenPixelz]

I've been waiting for Kevin to get his hands on this pack, now to see what chaos happens.

[@pancake8692]

The droplet sound when our dear leader is bucked off the horse, had me in tears 😂😂😂

[@esti___]

Well it's not quite the 'Brokeback Mountain' I wanted but it's the one I deserve, apparently 😂 Thank you farming genius Kevo, it's another masterpiece of a video!

[@littleguffy]

Jim getting a horse that is good at everything and immediately succeeding in competitions despite being unskilled himself is too real.

[@Ellary_Rosewood]

YES! IT'S HERE!! Time for Rancher Jim Chaos!

[@Blythe80]

Glad to see Kevin just Horsin around in the sims 4

[@infpdreams]

Just over a minute in and Jim's already pulling a Lady Godiva. Love it!

[@nicole7822]

When this pack was first announced, my first thought was "I can't wait to watch Kevin play this"! Please tell me you will play more and it was not just a one off vid!!

[@bluebosnian]

"i want to make a profitable and nice ranch" kevins getting better at lying

[@Amarenamann]

I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.

[@lucy9698]

Wait until Kevin finds out that nectar making is the most broken goldmine in the game 😂

[@hburke45]

That dance at 11:15 after Jim Pickens and the neighbor got it on in the bush is legit goals 😂 if my partner doesn't dance like a drunk cowboy after woohoo then I dont want it 😂

[@rottage]

kevin should make more long form videos, because i love his videos and watch them all the time. (it distracts me from my agonizing pain)

[@floydframpton]

“A vampire wouldn’t drink the blood of a baby goat would it?”, me making notes for mod ideas.

[@witcherjohn3440]

“Selfish old lady” Said the 9000 year old cult leader Jim Pickens

[@tikvahlanz6335]

“Take all the goats out of your pocket” 😂

[@MorglortheMangler]

He started out with high hopes for a successful horse ranch and ended up making it into a cult, Kevin is the true cult leader. R.I.P. Grilled Cheese Sandwiches, someone will eat you one day.

[@allisonfitzmaurice6948]

I legit thought Animal Tinder was what Kevin was talking about for…breeding purposes

[@erviatangerine5108]

Underrated comment

[@aryadneduarte8114]

I swear I have no ideia how Kevin comes up with these sick and twisted, yet geniuses business ideas

[@Mediocre00Rebel]

Jim and Don are giving off such brokeback mountain vibes.

[@Rhythmholic]

Hey Kevin, I hope this reaches you, I hope you're doing well. We'll still be here if you ever need a break from creating content. Value your Mental and Physical Health.

[@EmperorBrettavius]

Jim Pickens walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “why the long face?”

[@Lastmeerkat]

I think I could draw a direct correlation between the quality of my day and when kevin uploads (:

[@turkoizdog]

Jim Pickens and Stanley Humphries: the duet we all needed

[@LUVNPCE2U]

Anytime it's Kevin + the sims??? = a good time.

[@SpyGuy69]

1:58 Kevin just made the Nostalgia Critic, but as a horse.

[@erviatangerine5108]

Lmao😂😂

[@Mr-Green0]

He does look like him.

[@affanshaikh8492]

Kevin subconsciously answered the age old question…. “If a horse were to wear pants, how would he do it?”

[@fimbulsummer]

There’s a different way they could wear pants?

[@spidertwines]

@@fimbulsummer yeah, the arguably worse version: four legged pants and waistband around the entire bottom half (horizontal)

[@fimbulsummer]

@@spidertwinesSweet Zombie Jim Pickens, what have I gotten myself into? I thought being in The Cult was bad, but this will forever haunt my waking mind.

[@xenay911]

It only gives the ‘sheer’ and ‘milk’ options when you have cottage life (or whatever that one farm expansion is called) so you can use the wool and goat milk to use in production like the other wools and milks from cows and lamas/alpacas. Without that pack we only have the option to sheer and milk for simoleons. Also you can get a maximum of 45 simoleons out of it if they’re super super happy

[@overwatchtrash4099]

Loving all the Sims content lately Kevin!

[@marianemarangao2840]

As soon as I saw this video was posted I screamed "YES" and startes jumping from joy. Thanks for making my days better, Kev!

[@bsievwiwvwjw7053]

16:07 One must imagine Sisyphus grilling cheese

[@munc-t3149]

LMFAOOO Jim doing that cocky dance when he walks in and sees all the people at his party 😂😂

[@funkway]

When I saw that there was a new Sims Expansion pack coming out, I had two thoughts: "Oh shit, horses?!" and "Oh shit, how's Jim Pickens going to ruin this?!"

[@YoNicePaprika]

names cat breed 'idiot', elaborates no further, leaves

[@Bali-ko]

The second I saw this pack was going to be a thing I thought…” I can’t wait for Kevin to make a video about this”

[@mandapanda666]

KEVIN: "He's like, 'Well, if you're not wearing clothes, then I'm not wearing clothes.'" ME: *choking on my food because I started laughing after taking a bite* "Jim's got a fair point, Kevin. When in Rome. The first thing that I will probably do when I lose enough wait is go streaking. Which is probably the reason why my diet isn't working. Someone up above knows my plans and is like, 'No, no...We can't have that.'"

[@grepps5735]

Next in-life challenge for Kevin: try to ride a horse

[@maybemango6028]

I was waiting for a brokeback mountain joke for all of the first 17 minutes I was so excited to hear it LMAO

[@Johnnyafc]

Kevin never disappoints 🎉

[@kr4119]

"Santa Clause is banned; we've had too many bad run-ins" is such a funny quote out of context (in context it's even funnier)

[@Cypresssina]

Darn that autocorrect giving you Santa Clause not Claus!

[@egygizda]

yay sims 4! btw would you consider adding a lilac or pastel coloured hoodie to your merch shop? i wear my black cmk hoodie more often than i'd like to admit, but sometimes i feel so dark in it and would love the option to switch it up with my favourite colours and still have my favourite youtuber's merch on 💜

[@mccz572]

My favorite time of the day! Get home to watch Kevin break yet another sims expansion!

[@chloegreenwood3633]

Ever since this pack was announced I've been eagerly awaiting this video. Can't wait for this ranch to turn into some strange cult site.

[@antondees]

"This is nothing like red dead redemption" Why do I feel personally attacked kekw

[@Mj1343_]

Jim was so hungry the entire video he could eat a… No I shan’t say

[@loisarends3968]

❗ you've alerted the horse

[@judialbert1349]

Hilarious! You are such a resourceful thinker when it comes to making money and avoiding work.