A Dynasty of Dunces - Jerma Streams Farmer's Dynasty (Long Edit)

From Jerma's Farmer's Dynasty stream (11/23/2019): • Jerma Streams - Farmer...
Jerma's Twitch: / jerma985
2ndJerma: / @2ndjerma
Drone Dynasty
Note: This was edited using the Twitch VOD.

[@fedorafinder]

The Quest to Plow (Sally): Incel’s Dynasty

[@lordghetsisofficial]

username checks out

[@Skaroosh]

69 likes, nice

[@lucasnadamas9317]

Why incel that makes no sense I hate twittards so much

[@frododododo]

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[@albingrahn5576]

at this point i'm a skye4 fan just like i'm a jerma fan. you're an integral part of my jerma viewing experience

[@Yemmer]

Hear hear 🙌 Edit: lol spelling

[@albingrahn5576]

@@Yemmer what does this mean

[@Pasloe.]

​@@albingrahn5576They meant "hear, hear" which is a phrase to express agreement. Easy to confuse due to here and hear homophones.

[@albingrahn5576]

@@Pasloe. oh ok 👍

[@juicejooos]

@@Pasloe. they turned the phones gay

[@mushreon]

1:02:35 is so weird to listen to because it's the birth of the jerma dollhouse stream. He basically summarized it 😂

[@DeadpoolNJ]

I'm so glad he didn't speak simlish lol

[@bappojujubes981]

The Dollhouse stream is what inspired the NPC trend.

[@jacobjeleniewski8694]

same thing about describing house flipper exactly before he found out about it

[@ShadySalesman]

​@@jacobjeleniewski8694and powerwash sim lmao

[@doifhg]

My favorite part of this stream is he tried to date and marry that one lady and then went to bed for like 10years

[@RancorousSea]

This is why when you inherit a farm in farming sim games it's a piece of shit, full of trees and inexplicable boulders like a meteor fell on it. It was tended by old Grandpa Jerma who, instead of tending the land and growing crops, spent a lot of time flooding vehicles.

[@GribbleGob]

and using the black materia to kill a mole

[@P0PE418]

38:59 jerma calling his 80 year old grandfather a city boy for not being able to beat Dark Souls is still one of my favourite moments

[@czarkusa2018]

Cool witnessing the origin of the idea of the Doll House stream.

[@VoiceChattin]

Thank you for still making these. It's sad that Jeremy's closing in on 1000 years and is slowing down on the streams. But your long edits have closed the void caused from it.

[@LOW_natL]

Theoretically. He would be, if he was real real.

[@_Bungus]

I love these long edits that fit the niche between full streams and 'best moments' edits. Thanks for supplying us with these. You're the best. Time to add this to the list of videos that are practically running 24/7 to keep me from feeling too lonely in the apartment.

[@Reavyr]

Too fucking real

[@blooberri666]

hope u can find some escape from the loneliness soon :c

[@ShwintyKat]

Same, videos to have in the background to make me feel like Ive got a friend around

[@brosty_Star]

same, person, when i feel lonely, or I am really lonely, I watch a LOT of those old streams, but u know, eventually life will be kind to you, (if u are kind to others) is just a matter of time.

[@aldxbaran]

Last part hit too close to home

[@raumkhan4514]

Jerma being baffled and blown away by completely mundane things like a cell tower on a farm or private gas pumps will never not be funny, what an absolute city slicker

[@notsusanna7485]

I live in La and there are farms here in rural areas that look a good bit like what he thinks a farm looks like, and even then, there are still gas pumps

[@johncrops]

Farmer's Dynasty Drone% Marriage Speedrun

[@Cheldeo]

This really feels like those mobile game ads where they mess up on purpose so you want to play it better than them

[@ChewyTwee]

I love Jerma getting **so** offended when chat kept calling him a city boy

[@lucasnadamas9317]

I legitimately full on cry laugh every time at the ending motivational speech where nothing works and it all goes downhill. Especially with the context of having sold everything and having no money and rambling like a lunatic

[@samanthaanderson1213]

Oh my gosh yes, nothing makes me cry laughing harder than this and the start of him playing Hitman 3 in VR where he punches someone then freaks out because he doesn't understand why everyone is staring at him, so he just starts pushing through the crowd trying to leave 🤣

[@lieutenantlesboraine]

"and sometimes. and sometimes, you have to call in a friend. for the third time" after drowning his truck again with the off-timed crashing sound effects

[@shaterlemming2549]

I feel like this entire game was voiced by text to speech

[@1nkyarts]

its cause it was written and voiced by germans mostly

[@FrostyFoxDrake]

you shouldn’t talk about jer’a like that

[@notsusanna7485]

It’s so weird that actual human voice actors are less confusing than the text to speech made to sound like jerma after he died 5 years back

[@sashalvy]

i think this is my favorite channel ever

[@jyutifloy]

You think?

[@frogbabygrill]

​@@jyutifloyhow do you get those emojis🤯🤯

[@oweeb5909]

You think? 0:23 0:49 0:52 0:53 0:53 10 minutes away from the can Sdvx players will be friends with a big weapon

[@mrtacocat1069]

i second this

[@PeppermintCaca]

Hard agree

[@tertain4795]

I think the best part of all of this is I was watching the Alyx trailer thinking “has Jerma played this?” And then it got to that room where he plays with the toys and pretends it’s him and Otto… yep he has definitely played that game. Time to watch him play that lol

[@tmanbonkenbills8960]

It's crazy how the original idea was "Play Hand Simulator" which then evolved into "Play Farmer's Dynasty". This then evolved into "drive around the map aimlessly, pester the neighbors into a relationship with you, and sometimes remember to try farming." And he could only do ONE of those. > Pays people to farm his field for him > Walks away > "When can I do some farming!"

[@evaeight]

fell asleep to this and just had the most psychotic dream about some dude stealing a bride from a wedding

[@pantherk709]

This is the only thing playing next in my auto feed for months now. I'll watch a disaster documentary or police shooting and this is somehow related enough to play next.

[@bubbybigtime]

Moral of the story: stick with what you’re good at, stick with car crashes.

[@req7383]

Oh you are such a blessing for making these edits.

[@rosebabineau5390]

onn n bnb jn

[@k2a2l2]

i agree

[@zarrowthehorse]

Oh you!

[@rosebabineau5390]

@@k2a2l2 lmaoooo i have no idea how i made the comment, fell asleep to this video :3

[@iyraspusjfzifzocyoyxyoxyoxoy]

this proves even my grandma watches Jerma

[@Lusiggy]

2:00:57 is the greatest chat message in jerma history

[@scxt3945]

i watched this whole video on acid and i felt like i lived out the farming life

[@lieutenantlesboraine]

your farmer wife is pregnant and she wants you back. try to feel the hospital bed, wiggle your fingers

[@CruisinBen]

Can’t believe he finally succumbed to the 5G bombarding his brain during this stream

[@dianamarie6045]

Okay I was suspiciously curious about the having children mechanic in this game. As it turns out there’s no hints towards fucking or anything, your wife walks up to you randomly at some point and just tells you she’s pregnant. I’m not even sure why the function is in the game lol

[@spacebassist]

That made me think, this is basically the tedious preamble with a dumb puzzle (a.k.a "gameplay") in a porno game but for 30 hours, and your goal is to have a made in Unity homestead

[@dianamarie6045]

@@spacebassist this is essentially a porno game with many extra steps and no actual porn. Fascinating.

[@loder8592]

Harvest Moon doesnt have it either. I also highly doubt that you want porn with the animation quality of this game xD@@dianamarie6045

[@graygraygraygraygraygray]

My favourite jerma quote is still “the farmer screws the nails into the board” said in the how it’s made guy’s voice

[@HALFTIED-]

every single time i leave youtube on before i go to bed, without fail every time i wake up to this video playing

[@The6thHouse427]

love these. not a raw 6 hour stream but not an entire streamed chopped into 20 minutes like 2ndJerma

[@agentofstars2667]

I thought this was a new stream so when he was talking about the "new Half-Life" trailer I was freaking out because I thought they announced a new Half-Life game.

[@galaxychill9578]

I thought it would be a new Netflix movie or something

[@iplay9s]

I thought he was just doing a bit pretending it's new

[@Biojayz]

Jerma is like an assortment of ingredients that shouldn’t mix together and skye4 is the Gordon Ramsey that manages to cook a 5 star meal out of it anyways.

[@v0id525]

I can't believe I never saw that "got a new party member" joke in other edits of this stream. That joke should've been in all of them.

[@Daxien]

FINALLY. CRACK TIME.

[@ori_bori]

3:00:27 i greatly appreciate that you didnt play an example of asmr sleep to farting sounds here

[@AlwaysRetr0]

this is the playthrough we needed to know once and for all that Jerma would be the most annoying and persistent wasp known to man

[@katanafizzy5949]

So this is where the dollhouse idea came from! I always love finding the origins when watching past streams

[@what-hn1od]

For those interested, Farmers Dynasty is getting a sequel THIS YEAR! House repair, drone-van manipulation and a complex dating system are all fan favourite features expected to return! We hope the sequel will bring more farmer features such as: uncesored graphic sex scenes and child labor!

[@karifuuh8420]

1:01:29 Ah the foreshadowing

[@FDSixtyNine]

the ultimate Oneguy

[@PossumPunx]

I love watching the exploits of this little creature

[@hugesmjfan8073]

I’m a simple man, I see a skye4 long edit, I click.

[@v_vex2552]

Seeing the origin of the Dollhouse stream is amazing

[@ratspleen638]

this is my favorite jerma video, it always makes me sick laughing no matter the day I had

[@PeppermintCaca]

Skye, I love you to the moon and back! Thank you for always making, bar none, the best stream edits I have ever witnessed in this realm!

[@tylerw1625]

Farmers Only biggest fan

[@rampageblizzard]

The dialogue in this game make me feel even more autistic than I already am

[@brosty_Star]

u can hate me all u want, but I LOVE these old streams, more than the new ones, I don't hate Jeremy, not at all, in fact I am happy for him, making what he likes till this day, I just prefer the natural chaos of these edits

[@imonlysleeping4491]

I loved this stream. Thankyou for the edits as always

[@hiitsmiya]

THE DRONE PART

[@Denas.r]

You can see the hog legs at the top of the screen but he never noticed it

[@jeremytitus9519]

This video’s title owes my family royalties

[@mushreon]

the opening dialogue of the almost T pose stance and the constant fade ins and outs after every line is just to funny to me.

[@Pvinini]

These must be a pain to put together, thanks skye! Your edits have given me a look into long stream jerma, something I never dared before you came along. You're awesome. Basil is also awesome. Heck yeah.

[@TheMrRightclick]

Relating to the post stream chat: I would love to see Jerma play Death Stranding, I'd imagine he'd make watching the game a fun experience. There are stretches of nothing to do what he does best: chat about stuff, and the fun stuff that can happen could suit a Jerma stream nicely.

[@CallieRiggs5711]

I love hearing how the idea of the Dollhouse stream came to be! I always wondered how/where he came up with it.

[@drmsda]

Farmer's Dynasty Warriors (THANKS SKYE)

[@nina2673]

thank you so much for these edits omg

[@ChewyTwee]

Skye choosing not to show asmr sleep farting videos at 3:00:12 is unintentionally so funny to me

[@lucygooesy]

Game stats at 10:30

[@BlackAethage]

really appreciate youre cutaways for context on some of the jokes

[@ohno7386]

I've been looking forward to this.

[@MMedic23]

I really didn't expect to come across the origin of the Dollhouse stream idea on this edit. Wow!

[@watercup5138]

Thank you for the stream edit, I really needed to watch some jerma and you make some really good edits for streams :3

[@chadchadington1736]

Skye I LOVE this stream thank you for the edit

[@mfindley08]

It's kind of funny that the Dollhouse stream was conceived of while playing this game instead of house flippers or the Sims. I realize this game has some house flipping, but pretty funny regardless.

[@l1nked548]

Jermamites eating good tonight, thanks Skye!

[@TwoDerrick]

"dude that half life trailer" What year was this? *scrolls down* 2019. guess that makes sense Thanks Skye I haven't watched yet, but I assume it's as good as always

[@Ashe1001]

city slicker andy

[@nameisalreadytaken4691]

WE HAVE BEEN BLESSED

[@karigrandi7]

i really love these long edits

[@TheAdnanSakib]

Only Jerma would sleep 6 months for some bussy.

[@ClarkLad]

Oh my gregness gracious skye the fourth I LOVE these edits THANK YOU

[@mx.lunaaa]

i really like the font you use for your intros for the 'jerma985' its very chunky and analog and cute :)

[@flucke1000]

Ayyy! thank you

[@grey46]

your channel cures my mania thank you

[@waterbottle6644]

I always forget the Dollhouse materialized in this stream. Great vid

[@Aria_uwu]

god i love this channel so much

[@bigtuna9402]

Obsessed with the AI voice acting

[@Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel]

Love these long edits. Helps to keep the thoughts away while falling asleep

[@brettd7923]

They always come back in the morning…. Hope you’re well

[@urmumsballs69]

@@brettd7923and then you have to deal with them all day and repeat the cycle

[@wicked0brah]

I was just rewatching your exorcist edit and hoping for a new edit from you soon! So glad my wish was answered!!

[@Pvinini]

Yaaay!

[@jimmybean420]

jerma accidentally roleplays as someone with bipolar disorder

[@Bruh-nx9hc]

As soon as Jerma gets into the car he crashes into another person 💀

[@Pansexual-Imp]

Your long edits have now become my life blood, thank you for all that you do 🤗❤️

[@MultiDeathspank]

Oliver sounds like the how its made narrator.

[@assaultines2335]

earliest ive ever been to one of these, i feel chosen

[@_playeronyt_]

thank you

[@Mr.SpicyIce]

I just finished the VOD the other day.

[@stpblo3676]

God tier

[@bachelordrifter7610]

skye upload we are blessed

[@memoriam.victoriam]

YES THANK YOOOU

[@TheWikkdOne]

Psycho streamer gets chainsaw and immediately tries to kill first person he sees

[@imafknloser4268]

No way this is where the dollhouse stream came from lol.

[@splootonic1993]

I was so thrown off when they were talking about half life alex coming out

[@Broken-Flesh]

Its hilarious watching him combine with the auger out. 😂😂😂

[@77chance]

farmer dynsasty? more like farmer duy nasty

[@dotquack1]

thank you.

[@frododododo]

Plow Sally

[@funkylittlespacecowboy2372]

omggg half life alyx trailer reaction surprise in this video thank you

[@AsacaFernandez]

another certified skye4 classic

[@AshWont]

41:41 sisyphus be like

[@alk3043]

YES!!! YES!!!!

[@EasyBongo]

Everytime I fall asleep to a video it somehow always ends up back to auto playing this one. I'm so confused