"I Said Don't Have An Erection!" | Joe Wilkinson Best Bits Pt. 2 | 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

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[@willanderson571]

Jimmy's ending laugh is going to haunt my nightmares...

[@timmitchell3626]

Will Anderson you and me both

[@snapperjessen]

i feel sorry for your nightmares

[@Lola_t]

I read this before I saw it....still didn't prepare me

[@samthorne9240]

I thought my weed had kicked in proper.

[@dedjderaladin298]

"As I took the short-cut through the dark alley-way, I realised my mistake : A shuffling step could be heard getting closer, the smell of toffee was over-powering. A dark shape loomed up to me, trapping me in a doorway. As the shape smiled, I could see the glint of death in its eyes as it let out its hunting call : AAA-AAA-AAA-AAA-AAA-AAA-AAA-AAAaaaAaAAAaA"

[@putrijoyceirawati2638]

How does Fabio not crack at Joe's remarks when it's directed at him!? Now that's will power right there!

[@thesprawl2361]

He's bloody convincing in his role as brainless simpleton. So convincing that you begin to wonder.

[@750acfarednasty]

Well, he is a model... If stereotypes are true, they can't act and are actually as dumb as pigshit.

[@QixTheDS]

sometimes you can see him crack a smirk

[@donwanna3906]

Not enough willpower to NOT HAVE AN ERECTION!

[@Anon-.-]

Im pretty sure he actually is a fecking eediot

[@darthhepsy]

"I said don't have an erection" is quite possibly one of the funniest things ever said on television, with or without context😂😂

[@Lightshock16]

Darth_Hepsy I still don’t know how the fuck Fabio kept a straight face through that 😂😂

[@THUGNIFICENT32]

Darth_Hepsy agreed

[@p.atrick.]

When does it say that

[@allwrighty100]

Reg didn't seem to find it funny.

[@MikeDCWeld]

It is pretty sound advice though!

[@averymartin3173]

I don't think there's anyone who made Sean laugh more than Joe

[@Dysjoint]

Sean Lock actually pissing himself in a few of these. Joe rules.

[@ligoniai]

If Sean is laughing, you know you're funny

[@natesquiggles6666]

Reginald hunter still didn’t laugh, the unappreciative bastard

[@henryambrose8607]

@@skeemer01 Because Joe Wilkinson is not funny.

[@getin3949]

I was too.

[@ryandarbyshire5046]

If you think Joe Wilkinson isn't funny then you don't appreciate good comedy.

[@MrSkinnyWhale]

I'll be honest with you Jimmy...

[@raizereaper4697]

Had a bit of a bad week

[@lottieeyre5195]

MrSkinnyWhale I’m in a bit of a bad mood

[@grahamlive]

I don't think that's any of your business.

[@stone4070]

I struggled to get work

[@theofficialassmob]

i said dont have an erection

[@jamiebirkett5305]

When sean lock said "hello dennis nice to meet you" 10:00 it was said with a genuine sincerity. While we love him for being silly on screen i reckon he was a lovely guy off it! RIP sean

[@VR46314]

Absolutely, what sad news

[@gkm2928]

It was wholesome af. David seems like an all round good guy

[@FrowningIke]

Yeah I thought the same. As he was a typical pub going bloke, darts/pool/snooker etc I think he might even have been a little starstruck.

[@JamesBichard8]

He was so friendly. I saw him on the london underground once and only wanted to tell him he was my favourite comedian and he struck up a long conversation with me and every other nearby person.

[@reece8191]

5:38 love the concern on Jimmy’s face until he realises that Joe literally just inhaled bubbles accidentally 😂😂😂

[@nikkikitty.x]

one of my favorite things about Joe is how much Jon genuinely loves his humor

[@nanomachinesson5951]

chill mate who shit in your greggs pasty?

[@letskillbunny]

Electronic Goat tbh you're the one that's coming off as an idiot

[@julianthursky-moore2438]

​@@liamcrooks5311 and I spell it humour, we all live different lives buddy

[@Si74l0rd]

Yeah, and to be fair not many people make Jon laugh. The real test is making Sean cry with laughter though, and Joe did that brilliantly more than once.

[@dondiddy7529]

The outro could be in a horror film lol.

[@RickReasonnz]

Or a very effective alarm clock

[@MrSkinnyWhale]

Karth38 so effective I'd never fall asleep again

[@benciccarelli9870]

Hah hah hah hah hah hah hah

[@Waltzhybrid92]

HMRC's worst nightmare.

[@PAhmad99]

WillJon Fox, I thought I was having a stroke...

[@deanmoore4337]

synchronised swimming was the biggest shock and best laugh I've had in a long time. nobody thought they'd be that good.

[@Trias805]

My favourite bit was when Rachel did her calculations and Joe commented "This could be bullshit. We don't know".

[@Ojthemighty]

Funny cos its true

[@jackdeegan1473]

Joe makes this show 100 times better

[@stannousflouride8372]

At first I didn't think much of him but have grown to really enjoy him. He reminds me of early Andy Kaufman whose comedy had the same surreal quality.

[@jackdeegan1473]

It's better because he just doesn't give a shit what people think about him

[@mariusjosipovic8953]

Yesssss that andy kaufman vibe that flexibility.

[@CharlieCoops]

Yes he's just imitating Kaufman. No originality. Not funny for me, soul destroying and completely irritating but if you like him - good on you.

[@garyreeson9307]

Awais Manir xxx did€ -€÷£=£%=($(#*$e

[@gharbihamza4370]

Joe is a fucking legend, his deadpan delivery and absurdism is incredible

[@JoshDaJewishKid]

Marco Huevo Actually I think it might be "is". "his deadpan delivery and absurdism" might technically be seen as a singular thing and not two things. Also they aren't pluralistic.

[@Ojthemighty]

@@JoshDaJewishKid wtf?

[@CrippleX89]

@@JoshDaJewishKid are… Are you alright?

[@mrowley7300]

"I'll be honest with you Jimmy, I'm in a bit of a bad mood" I snorted I won't lie

[@jongtrelfa9721]

I miss Sean so much. He was absolutely brilliant. Glad Joe is still with us, tho!

[@bensingleton1661]

Not for long

[@travisholbrook6706]

@@bensingleton1661 what the fuck is wrong with you

[@jongtrelfa9721]

@@bensingleton1661 What makes you say that?

[@ZappBrannigan88]

@@jongtrelfa9721 he's gonna take him out

[@kromus1]

Jimmy's laugh at the end...it's finished now but I can still hear it...help me...

[@Kyle_Hubbard]

OK, I can help! 11:21

[@qwertyTRiG]

And you'll be hearing it in your dreams for the rest of your life.

[@Sanguinarius9999]

can someone upload a 10 hour loop of it please for me to listen to while im sleeping

[@sineadivers5257]

kromus1 m

[@terozakikuroshi199]

Try listening to it at .25x speed. It is a thing of nightmares

[@notgate2624]

This hulk sketch was great.

[@ecalap31]

Vic and Bob would agree to disagree

[@duckspy436]

sketch? what sketch?

[@carlosfred8673]

I'm in a bit of a bad mood...

[@hiddensinix2767]

@@duckspy436 the one in the video

[@Ojthemighty]

Oh theres nout in that one

[@markglass9123]

Total commitment to the bit. Keeps the deadpan going no matter how outrageous his stuff gets to be. An absolute master of his bizarre craft.

[@RoboticDragon]

British humour is amazing. The subtlety of the deliveries and how tame the deliveries tend to be, mixed with the slang and accent are hilarious.

[@Harry-tj6bl]

David's posh 'hello' when the snooker guy came round was fucking great Edit: After recieving multiple death threats for calling him 'the snooker guy' I need to correct myself, his name is 'The former world champion' (might have not spelled that correctly).

[@upwardgaming9311]

Harry Jones 'the snooker guy' I will with hold my disappointment

[@Harry-tj6bl]

Sorry, I was laughing too hard to remember what he was called

[@owenhu9465]

i think calling him "the snooker guy" is a bit under-appreciating as he was clearly introduced as a former world champion, but it could just be me being overly sensitive as a snooker fan. btw he's dennis taylor

[@CB-xr1eg]

Thorburn Higgins is his name.

[@Sanguinarius9999]

His name is Robert Paulson

[@MsHabzz]

He's there quite often for someone who has been fired 😂

[@brianfinch3616]

“All I need to do now is teach them how to swim” comedy genius

[@fmrules94]

This legend simply breathes life into the show. Just wouldn't be the same without him. The same can be said about the late, great Sean Lock. Just can't believe he's gone..

[@wolfgangpimpcup1431]

The last 20 seconds just scarred my brain forever.

[@bark8650]

The Green "Hulk" skit was one of his best. 🍷 Actually he is an absolute pisser. Love this new found treasure! British comedy is the best it tickles your brain and your belly!

[@STANNco]

the looping laughter on the end card is the most terrifying thing i've ever listened to

[@wolis19]

Joe's comedic timing is impeccable

[@bigkeith4336]

Joe is hilarious the synchronised swimming was genius the first time I watched it.

[@rogersullivan6226]

Laughing Jimmy at the end is the best part

[@danlnd8370]

Roger Sullivan na , it wasn’t though

[@twistedcheese1]

Roger Sullivan no it's the worst part

[@TRASHY_MERMAID]

Roger Sullivan Nightmare fuel

[@JDA766]

' if this vowel is a G youve got egg' XD

[@Mel-ij3hq]

Takes a lot to make Sean laugh like that

[@hmbs1630]

Melissa Smith always my favourite part of the show, seeing him proper laugh

[@markparkin5372]

You should see how he reacts to Joe's poem omg he literally asks Joe to stop he's laughing that hard

[@henrihell]

Naah. You just give him a box with a carrot in it and he's laughing.

[@kinghezartm856]

@@markparkin5372 agreed 🤣🤣 and when Johnny Vegas is on 🤣🤣🤣

[@dismissing]

Please bring back Sean and Jon

[@MrDyl666]

BeBeVe they're touring atm

[@dismissing]

MrDyl666 so is Jimmy, he still makes time

[@Nilguiri]

It's a lot better without them.

[@jedaaa]

wait what, Jon doesn't do the show anymore ??????

[@kensmith8482]

BeBeVe NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@kwadekade8620]

Joe Wilkinson is one of the best comedians going at the moment, every thing he says kills me

[@FakingANerve]

"I said DON'T have an erection!" is by far the funniest bit of this compilation! They truly saved the best for last! 🤣

[@gicking3898]

I'll be honest with you Jimmy... I've been rewatching these compilations multiple times and it's still gold 😉👍

[@tombalabombification]

Joe cracks me up without even saying anything. Such a genius. The world feels a little sadder without Sean :-( RIP x

[@mmelloe]

ha ha ha ha ah ah ah ah ha ha ha ha ah ah ah ah ha ha ha ha ah ah ah ah ha ha ha ha ah ah ah ah ha ha ha ha ah ah ah ah ha ha ha ha ah ah ah ah ha ha ha ha ah ah ah ah ha ha ha ha ah ah ah ah ha ha ha ha ah ah ah ah ha ha ha ha ah ah ah ah ha ha ha ha ah ah ah ah ha ha ha ha ah ah ah ah ha ha ha ha ah ah ah ah ha ha ha ha ah ah ah ah AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~

[@jedaaa]

That should be the title of Jimmies next tour/DVD

[@XnoobannihilatorsX]

I just fucking died

[@nowhereman5760]

James you missed 3 Ha's...

[@naumanjaved5927]

Too bad Jimmy doesn't actually go "Ha Ha Ha"... his laugh is more like "Ah Ah Ah"

[@Sara-iu2nc]

I love jimmys laugh am I the only one??

[@gordonkerr7943]

The middle swimmer picking fluff out his belly button and looking at it is class.😂😂😂

[@SinnohGreen]

That Girl from Towie not being able to compose herself made the segment even better.

[@suazcollectibles]

Joe Wilkinson: The Comedian's Comedian.

[@Noobie2k7]

I always love how funny Sean always finds Joe. When Sean cracks up crying laughing you know something's good.

[@ConfuzedMind]

Im from the U.S. and I love this show. Joe has me in tears all the time

[@a.s.2611]

Playing Jimmy's laugh at the end at 2x speed was best idea I've had all day 🤣

[@ctulhuone]

11:23 absolute nightmare fuel

[@jefffranklin4894]

ctulhuone hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa

[@aidan6957]

I get the impression Vic and Bob don't laugh because they've done it so long they've probably sickened themselves of their own type of humour which is what Joe's comedy centres around. Bob on WILTY seems very genuine and happy to have a laugh so I don't see him being the jealous or purposely spiteful type of guy

[@Tom_North]

Completely agree. It does comes across a bit dickish though tbh

[@callumreason1910]

Vic and Bob Aren't funny..

[@matthewbillington8204]

You’ve got to be kidding

[@shugaroony]

Bob is as natural a comedian as it gets. Lee Mack makes WILTY, but whenever Bob is on, Mack is dwarfed by his talent.

[@MagizardInternet]

You sound like the correct answer to this question.

[@Paglavc1]

Did you just inhale bubbles :D :D one of my favorite moments of 8oo10cdc.

[@squirrel9544]

Best acronym ever

[@JordPvPRaidz]

you just made this up on the didnt you

[@Paglavc1]

Nah i got it from dictionary corner of one episode: kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmTCinl6m6yGpdE

[@geralteld1332]

*favourite

[@Paglavc1]

lol. Well i am not from UK so english is not my first language and i learned alot of words from US books, where favorite is spelled as i spelt it, and if i remember the saying correct: UK and US are 2 countries seperated by a common language.

[@romanxxxxyoutube]

I've watched this about 10 times now and I still die laughing everytime

[@baintsi9872]

I just love how they have to silence Jimmy's laughter on any shot not directly on him 😂

[@gazelle1467]

My god his clone scene was so elaborate... he never ceases to amaze me....

[@ameliastewart9163]

that 'did you just inhale bubbles' gets me every time

[@PaulA-zp7hn]

That looped laughing ending is some of the scariest sh*t I've ever seen/heard. WTH? 🤣🤣🤣💀

[@CarnivalViking]

You know you must be funny when you have Sean Lock absolutely creasing at you 😂

[@TheShattubatu]

9:48 Susie makes a communion joke 9:56 Jon (?) makes basically the same joke but louder and gets a big laugh I wish I were high on potenuse

[@SkyReviewsNet]

it was Phil Jupitus, the bloke sitting next to Susie.

[@BrutusMaximusAurelius]

She had so much fun breaking those chairs 😂

[@atdrips_dev6656]

'are you here for rob' got me more than it should have

[@ainsleywalker4072]

Rest in piece Sean. You've gone please don't take Joe

[@gmang1521]

Joes even better now on the show. The guys delivery is brilliant

[@GaryLaaks1]

I just dont know how they all get through an episode. Joe is an absolute genious.

[@nolankuffner3573]

Jon letting someone feed him a toffee is possibly the most out of character moment in the show's history.

[@alf2892]

I bet it still haunts him to this day

[@mucahitcinar4314]

Nobody: Joe Wilkinson: iLl Be HoNeSt WiTh YoU jImMy

[@garethwilliams3819]

Somebody should tell Vic and Bob that they are allowed to laugh at other comedians

[@OptimusSledge]

To be fair, they've never been around comedy before.

[@humanoidperson703]

OptimusSledge lol

[@roccostrydom]

Absolute plonkers those two

[@dieselbiggins]

Gareth Williams I was thinking the same, what’s the matter with them?

[@Drum8888]

Na Bob Mortimer is a legend

[@tommallen7792]

The way they’ve looped Jimmy’s laugh at the end of the video is really quite ominous, an harrowing screech reminding you just how deft reality is. We are the joke really

[@jonahthrane812]

Dennis Taylor could have been all big time. "I'm the former world champion I'll not be treated like a joke". But he just went on with the joke and really took part, he fed people communion sweets, and painted Joe's nails, it's so fun seeing people go along with jokes.

[@buggyboogle9]

I’d like to see the synchronized swimming routine from start to finish without interruptions.

[@rocketraccoon77]

Joe is a freakin legend

[@jackwalker2232]

Joe is a perfect example of every career change I’ve ever tried

[@Trag1cVision]

You can tell Sean Lock loves his humour. The interaction with Susie and/or Rachel though is absolutely brilliant.

[@laudenos8483]

"Just landed." Gotta love Joe

[@xJONNYFATXMOSHx]

Sean Lock genuinely enjoys Joe and I love it.

[@alexjones7043]

Vic reeves and bob mortimers salty reactions never fail to make me laugh

[@cktvede287]

joe wilkinson is they guy who makes the comedians laugh

[@INKI_teh_Rogue]

Every single Joe sketch has me in tears. Without fail X'D

[@foxeh123]

0:20 The way she waves her hair WHY IS SHE SO PERFECT

[@christhomas5341]

You can’t beat joe! He’s so funny. 😂

[@BPReefer]

The funniest show on TV. Jimmy's laugh cracks me up.

[@livelongandprosper70]

I use the loop at the very end of jimmy laughing to wake my wife up 🤣

[@adamporter5453]

Only watch for joe wilkinson....legend! Too funny

[@JoshuaCodes]

Joe is the best thing about the show!

[@TheDifferentJay]

Joe Wilkinson and Johnny Vegas need to team up, now that episode of 8 out 10 cats does count down would be absolute chaos.

[@ronanheneghan3410]

“I’m gonna light these and then juggle them, I’m a bit worried because I’ve never juggled before”

[@jcrossan1351]

This guy is the funniest person I’ve ever seen

[@henrikhyrup3995]

"Well....I'll be honest with ya, Jimmy...."

[@ellie9311]

Joe is the best thing about this show I just love him please keep him on the show

[@seanclements6206]

Fabio's composure is the real conundrum

[@azzyclark3860]

"Does anyone mind if I watch Taggart?"

[@CB-xr1eg]

Someone has to I suppose.

[@amiramorris4294]

Ronald Baumeister yejsieiyshskwl

[@amiramorris4294]

Ronald Baumeister gkdirjrkei

[@ajivins1]

There's been a murrddderrrrrrr!

[@averyclements1415]

joe is an absolute fucking legend

[@englishman9020]

Joe has me in stitches everytime he speaks

[@lootsorrow]

My favorite part about all Joe Wilkinson clips now are watching how much Sean was enjoying himself.

[@zakorylloyd8895]

Me: ready to laugh over the vid KZbin: gives me an advert about a kid going through Chemo........

[@kinghezartm856]

😂😂😂😂

[@callumb1129]

Joe Wilkinson is honestly the funniest

[@zachisaacson2184]

hands down the funniest joe wilkinson compilation yet

[@jadelowe8050]

Haha David at 10:09...’Hello!’ I have no idea why I found that so funny 😂

[@dally9193]

that laugh at the end was horrifying

[@eastlondontillidie]

The owls made a shells...? ‘Corse it’s made of shells it’s the only way to make em’

[@ArsenicDrone]

That ending is absolutely wonderful.

[@zeropointnineninenine4951]

The looping if Jimmy's laugh at the end 🤣😂😂😂

[@MrAwesomeMatty]

7:16 The bit is comedy gold. I only wish the mini bar wasn't in the way, so I could have seen Sean Lock losing it throughout the whole thing.

[@duchess8762]

Remember when you are thinking about how weird Japanese game shows are, that is also the thing called English game shows

[@lukeday242]

One of the best shows ever

[@kimjong-un1136]

The last clip of Jimmy's laugh on a loop fucking TRIPPED ME THE FUCK OUT. Thank FUCK I wasn't high.