Joe Lycett's Hilarious Online Antics! | 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

[@KrillMister57]

The ”no, I don’t want you to have it” makes me cry of laughter and I’m not even sure why

[@Smaugette]

He said it like an oversized posh toddler.

[@Kazza_8240]

@@Smaugette stewie griffin 😂

[@DeathnoteBB]

It’s a rare moment of a troll being forced to pull away the curtain because another troll called their bluff and the first troll has to go “Shoo this isn’t for you!”

[@BD-yl5mh]

5:14 the way he annunciates “shit. tin.” Is spectacular

[@DeathnoteBB]

Well if you don’t it’ll sound like shit in

[@maiNmusica]

I think "Your cat is a twat" would make an amazing bracelet!

[@drtoonie]

I have no idea why it was rejected TBH

[@jeremyk5414]

You guys do you understand that he never actually contacted an engraver and it is just a bit right?

[@drtoonie]

@@jeremyk5414 No shit. So?

[@johnafirth]

My two are twats, so I'd be fine with that.

[@weckar]

@@jeremyk5414 I'd immediately agree if it were anyone else. With Joe, I'd say it's about a 50/50 chance.

[@kylaedwards3431]

"No i don't want you to have it". 😂😂

[@firstname4337]

I liked him on Taskmaster, but I never knew how hilarious he was till i started watching these clips

[@local9]

He is a weapon when left to his own devices.

[@EfHaichDee]

You have to go see him live. He's fantastic

[@NRMT-A]

Same

[@spaceo8568]

Omg. Watch his shows Joe lycett has your back as well as his Hugo Boss (his other legal name) has your back. It's Hilarious.

[@PhilJohn1980]

As FHD said - he's AMAZING live. Saw his latest show a few weeks back (in Birmingham, where else?!?) and it was not only so funny I was out of breath from laughing so hard at points, but genuinely touching at the end.

[@bungerroyale112]

I absolutely love Joe, he's so chaotic

[@Rhythm24inch]

Chaotic? 🤔

[@john.premose]

I've seen him do things like this multiple times. Why do we all have to stop and listen and pretend it's funny?

[@cr3237]

​@@john.premoseBecause it is. He says what we all wish we'd thought of at the time.

[@dlawn1030]

"People with nothing to do in the days"... ouch that cut me deep.

[@HarryNicNicholas]

i am at least deteriorating.

[@sam04019491]

You mean all viewers of regular countdown.

[@colaboytje]

It feels great to see Sean and incredibly sad at the same time.

[@andylane247]

Yes. He didn't look too well. God I miss him.

[@joski9030]

@@andylane247 agreed mate 😔

[@beautifulmidnight]

God, same. My reaction was “Ooh, Sean Lock!” followed immediately by “…Aw.”

[@flyingdutch9818]

Who knew engravers had such a high moral code?!

[@texasoilfields]

I once tried to have a rather rude t-shirt made for a somewhat strange young gal I was dating ... No one would make it! Put me right off t-shirt printers. Looks like engravers may share the affliction

[@benejeneb]

@@texasoilfields It makes no sense!! What is the difference, just more business, right?

[@texasoilfields]

@@benejeneb agreed!

[@RK-ep8qy]

@@benejeneb I think it's part professionalism and also not wanting to be affiliated with that type of business. Someone will get something silly printed and then his friends would want the same till it spirals and you'll get known for not giving a toss for what you print, then come the racists and whatever else, fine line between jokes and innuendo. You never wanna be known as THAT business within your industry. Seen similar with tattoo places.

[@benejeneb]

@@RK-ep8qy that is a very good point. I suppose it is subjective at the point where you draw the line. Very conservative in this case I think

[@mikewithtwoarms]

A great few lines from Christopher Hitchens on this subject: “In the old days at the New Statesman, we once ran a celebrated weekend competition that asked readers to submit made-up gems of cretinous bucolic wisdom. Two of the winning entries, I still recall, were ‘He digs deepest who deepest digs’ and ‘An owl in a sack bothers no man’.”

[@sarahdermody6665]

😆 wtf 😂 an owl in a sack ... I'm weak

[@investment-mk3vl]

thank you. made me snort my tea

[@spewter]

"Ok very good bye bye" ...is now how I reply to all work emails

[@ItsMeSami]

Nobody trolls like Joe. Plus: I love any time I get to hear him say my name.

[@kanedaku]

What's your name?

[@ItsMeSami]

@@kanedaku Samantha

[@vermilliongecko]

Are you the cat seen near his office?

[@ItsMeSami]

@@vermilliongecko Meow’ll never tell…

[@RovingCanada]

The North American TV sensors would have a stroke because of this show.

[@brettmcleod6068]

Not North America, just United States of America lol

[@theauldscientist]

Censors. I would usually let this slip but considering this is countdown you can’t be getting away with that.

[@Davvg]

they really could use a good stroke once in a while, maybe it would help rid them of all that tension they have building up

[@ScaredDonut]

@@brettmcleod6068 Canada would deff censor this as well. Not sure about Mexico tho

[@reddragon3132]

Wait really? What need to be censored because there's nothing really problematic in here. Only thing I could really see someone having a problem with is the swastika joke

[@ocbyn]

How can you not love Joe Lycett.

[@BiggiN483]

How could anyone reject "you cat is a twat"? I love my cat. And she's a twat. Must have been someone who loves animals but has never met a cat.

[@kaldo_kaldo]

I think Joe Lycett is one of the few comedians who would reliably make Sean Lock laugh

[@jaqjynx]

My love for Joe Lycett’s hilarity knows no bounds.

[@Rhythm24inch]

Are you from the 18 century?

[@michaelhoffmann2891]

"Sentimental messages in jewelry"... "One Ring To Rule Them All..." Oh, Sauron, you big softie! 😆

[@Tobiichi]

The people that instantly go along and riff with Joe's antics are my favourite people

[@andreiandrofski9426]

Poor Dan. He was just adding to the humour and Joe couldn't take it...

[@prakashkalluri64]

Dan sounds like a hoot

[@joofbing]

I mean I think Dan won that round 😆

[@spaceo8568]

Best. Troll. Ever.

[@jamesluby6705]

Love is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last long if you're fat... Love it 🤣

[@danesorensen1775]

Joe Lycett is how I think I sound when I'm angry.

[@DarinRamsay]

Exactly. This is the calm voice in my head, but unfortunately I have Lewis Black shouting out of my mouth.

[@harwinweerink6741]

When Walter White replaced Sean Lock

[@js0988]

One can only wish, to be fair though a rock would be better and funnier.

[@georgehardingham1857]

@@js0988 you can’t beat Sean Lock.

[@davidcapewell6011]

Best thing about this video. Your comment funnier than that guy 🥱

[@James-semaJ]

@@js0988 you clearly don't understand his humour. He's hilarious.

[@ThatGuyMagnum]

Oof this hits a little differently now

[@looneyllamalady6282]

Sean lock looked so ill here and no one really took notice, now he's passed you can really see it, I wish he wasn't gone, he was such a great guy

[@chazmichaelmichaels88]

I'm literally looking through to comments to see if I was the only person who noticed that as well.

[@Tao_Tology]

"and no one took notice" Jeeeeeeez. 'they didn't say it on any of the footage that was broadcast and, by extension, I think nothing was said off camera, too'

[@Rhythm24inch]

No onr noticed?! It's clips edited together from about 3 different shows you muppet, what did you want them to do announce before every joke how ill he looks?! You think he'd want to keep bringing it up every 5 mins?! What a stupid thing to comment, virtue doesn't work when you try and get everyone to look at you you know? Maybe you could get him a bracelet engraved with 'I cared the most about you, I even wrote a stupid comment to prove it but it didn't work I just looked a massive tw@t'?

[@maxbean8781]

Lycett makes me cry with laughter

[@kaygee301]

Man, Hugo is just my favourite 😍

[@pimpmyskin]

Joe is a evil shit and I fucking LOVE IT 🤣❤

[@sewells83]

Joe is a legend 😂🤣👏🏻

[@wisteela]

He's brilliant.

[@MindTryX]

Jimmy's laugh sounds like StampyLongNose's laugh

[@neilcarrollMeganJamieForever]

He is so fucking funny!

[@TheRogueDM]

Joe missed a trick with Christopher Butterslip, in that he should have put up a pat of butter for sale, then said he'd changed his mind no one can have it, then logged in as Joe and gone "Christopher's butter has given us the slip!"

[@mrrrrr5158]

Don't give up your day job pal

[@tomanycooks]

i love his humour

[@scottyd2262]

I just found out about Joe yesterday.. This guy is seriously funny

[@ethanturner8854]

8 out of 10 cats does Countdown is underrated

[@fredriksahlstenglimmevi3259]

You think it’s worth 9 out of 10 cats?

[@thresagraham8181]

@@fredriksahlstenglimmevi3259 🤣😂😂

[@ShatnersBassoon]

How? It's a mainstream show, on a mainstream channel, with mainstream comedians, and is highly rated

[@zapkvr]

No its not

[@Sheza58]

Sorry to disagree with a fellow Tiger but it's pretty well loved.

[@mulderitsmee]

Joe Lycett is Loki in disguise

[@dominusetdeus060644]

Hilarious dude

[@ellathefinefella2084]

That guy’s laugh 😭

[@alfie5589]

They should have cast this guy in Harry Potter, literally anywhere

[@nigelmonteiro1260]

They should've. I'm sure he would've be a good caster himself :p

[@MsGnor]

@alfie5589 cracking idea! Perhaps this is the series we all need, Joe as each HP part in turn 😂

[@niibor1]

I got a Hugo boss advert before this video

[@danhodson7187]

Walrus has been very busy!

[@jamiestewart3452]

I think about the ‘mint condition’ joke atleast once a month

[@deniseperryman2814]

Joe is absolutely hilarious 😂 I’m desperate to see him live I know it will be a brilliant night Love 💕 from Denise in Yorkshire England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿😂😂🤣🤣😅👏👏👏👏👏💕😂👋

[@kitty121261]

I want to be friends with Joe 😂

[@nigelmonteiro1260]

Who doesn't?

[@SJW1989]

I love joe lycett

[@AtheistOrphan]

And he loves you!

[@PaisleyParkGirl]

Hysterical man! 🤣😂

[@karanahluwalia6659]

1. hahahahahaha 2. sean lock

[@klips9408]

Lmao what a prankster

[@nathanmelton4721]

All those letter's would make a great book

[@redkite_]

i love that i got an ad for ‘the always pan’ over this

[@RiskPig]

He looks a lot like Hugo Boss

[@nicks40]

5:27 The necklace "For That Special Someone" looks more like a dog-tag with a sink chain. Nice. Only £89.99?

[@EfHaichDee]

Seeing Sean in these videos is still kind of painful. Life really sucks sometimes

[@gregwood5083]

Agreed! They should edit him out of all repeats and clips

[@davidkglevi]

"Your cat is a twat" I'd wear on a t-shirt.

[@bjrnchrstn]

Joe is great. Sad to see Sean like that.

[@MsGnor]

Not gonna lie, that **is** Micky Flanagan! 😂✍

[@Heidimg1]

That one guys laugh is everything lol

[@coylewho]

Such a beautiful mind.

[@rachell4417]

Love this man

[@rogerramjet5302]

10/10 brilliant

[@stvp68]

Sean with a beard!!!

[@musicsnob4226]

Quickest way to get kicked out of Victoria secret: ask where the kids section is? Walk into a bank wearing a fake wig and mustache and conduct all your banking as normal. Then yell out lady and gentlemen and say it a turrets thing.

[@johannesgutenburg6425]

Seeing Sean now... in his ill state...

[@iseriver3982]

If anyone of the general public called celebs out for being stupid on social media, they'd get slated as trolls. Joe does it and is applauded a hero.

[@Elitist20]

It's not trolling if they're being stupid and those responding to them are accurately pointing this out.

[@WanderlustQueen]

Too right!!!!!!!!! In fairness though many celebs ARE often stupid on social media so it’s not Joe’s fault. He is just being observant!!!!!!!!

[@mikefriend1514]

Ricky Gervais has no problem trolling other celebs. He regularly did it hosting the Golden Globes. And let’s not forget the bigger celebs don’t post anything themselves. They have a media company pump out inane crap in their name just to keep them ‘in the public eye’

[@kanedaku]

@@mikefriend1514 And footballers. Its so bait as well as weird. Why do footballers post after a winning match a picture of themselves during the game with some generic "Come on" message? Because its some media management farm who have paid the paps for the picture already; all while the players are still in the dressing room.

[@andrewjames1982]

“Well Jimmy….”

[@sanfordcurtis8242]

Joe is like a camp Lembit Opik

[@carololiveira4831]

Chaotic Good in a nutshell

[@kashiichan]

Nah, this is definitely Chaotic Neutral at it's purest.

[@joejs4613]

“Go away Dan you fucking knob”

[@ZoeAlleyne]

This is great, but seeing Sean literally hurts my insides 😔

[@musicsnob4226]

Put on a fat suit and then turn up at a fitness class and do like 2 seconds of exercise and then just sit on the floor and say fuck that shit and then pull out a tub of ice cream and just sit there and start spooning at it like no you guys go ahead I'm living vicariously through you go-go-go

[@cviasco8571]

We used to do this a long time ago on trade and swap on Facebook

[@cloe412]

Why did he hate people playing along? I thought funny people like others playing along with them?

[@hedgehog1965uk]

It's funnier when other people don't get the joke.

[@Allegro_Giusto]

He has to be funny first

[@JordonBeal]

That was part of the joke.

[@ryan-anarchist-2535]

I want a FUCK THE POLICE bracelet now lmfao

[@wolfie_75]

Over 70s categorie!

[@stillbaomatsuo]

This guy is so funny! I wanna know what joke got the police involved

[@mariarahelvarnhagen2729]

Innit Calling Detectives

[@mariarahelvarnhagen2729]

Last Detective 1.14 On The Weigh

[@mariarahelvarnhagen2729]

Missing 2 To Make Pi

[@godwinfynn1454]

Loki in real life

[@mistermagnifico]

04:49 he didn't make that up

[@jonscriven]

What makes you say that?

[@stoner4life765]

Life is like cream it’s thick or it’s runny

[@monasharda9812]

Tinsel, and inlets, lets in, and n stile

[@tk-zb6br]

Galaxy class troll

[@deathfromabove123]

his soft posh voice saying fuck the police 🤣🤣

[@shanejumbo4432]

High IQ this kid.

[@defectivepikachu4582]

the original troll

[@rebeccaconlon9743]

The you're not my dad, wasn't that offensive. And these engravers are picky af

[@christopherjohnson5748]

Wait, are we supposed to NOT like Snow Patrol?

[@ValentineS97]

the presenter’s fuckin laugh….. 🙃

[@HarryNicNicholas]

a bag of humbugs in mint condition would've been funnier.

[@wreckcelsior]

7:06

[@robert-brydson-1]

rich celebrity with too much time on his hands trolling/ harassing regular people just trying to do their jobs

[@briezzy365]

You can just text custom orders to local shops?????

[@AtheistOrphan]

Yes.

[@kanedaku]

Independent shops / metalsmiths, and also privately owned businesses. Its up to them how they take orders.

[@Truthteller886]

Sean looks pissed he doesn’t like others being funny

[@Truthteller886]

Teamgeist no? 🤔

[@stephenm4034]

Are you sure?

[@gtaylor331]

You didn't watch the whole video then? ie when Sean was laughing at Joe? Knob

[@thepaulbradley]

@@gtaylor331 lol, you seem to have a real butt hurt issue with this opinion.... twice ;)

[@kanedaku]

@@thepaulbradley The opinion is wrong though.

[@stvp68]

Can they get trouble for refusing to engrave those messages? Is it anything like refusing to make flowers for same-sex weddings?

[@qwertyTRiG]

I doubt it, as there's no group of people being discriminated against here. Actually, I'm not sure that discriminating against gay couples is illegal in Britain. The only UK case I'm aware of so far was in Northern Ireland, which has specific laws against political discrimination, because of the history of sectarianism, and they were the laws in play in the case.

[@HomoLegalMedic]

@@qwertyTRiG homosexuality is a protected characteristic in the UK, so it is illegal.

[@andrewleah1983]

@@qwertyTRiG Like a broken lift you’re wrong on so many levels.

[@qwertyTRiG]

@@andrewleah1983 I can assure you that when I say "I'm not sure" I am 100% correct. It is absolutely true that I'm not sure.

[@kanedaku]

@@qwertyTRiG Fair plays on that comeback. 100% factual (re: "not sure").

[@X2yt]

Joe Lycett is just the best, but he makes me so angry. It's aggravating how he looks like he should be a complete dick, but is actually nice.

[@NxDoyle]

I don't think Sean likes Joe.

[@chattycathydoll]

What a nebulous statement..care to explain why you think that? If it's the cutaways showing Sean just looking on with no reaction that's cos that's what happens

[@kaygee301]

He doesn't like anyone 😂

[@trudim6024]

4:14 He’s clearly laughing here 🤔

[@susansusan6612]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@banksiasong]

There's a real cruel streak to Lycett's humour. A shame because he can be entertaining when he is not eviscerating his victims.