Joe Lycett's Hilarious Online Antics! | 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Joe Lycett takes on 'inspirational' Instagram quotes and dodgy Facebook Marketplace deals from Dictionary Corner.
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[@KrillMister57]

The ”no, I don’t want you to have it” makes me cry of laughter and I’m not even sure why

[@Smaugette]

He said it like an oversized posh toddler.

[@Kazza_8240]

@@Smaugette stewie griffin 😂

[@DeathnoteBB]

It’s a rare moment of a troll being forced to pull away the curtain because another troll called their bluff and the first troll has to go “Shoo this isn’t for you!”

[@BD-yl5mh]

5:14 the way he annunciates “shit. tin.” Is spectacular

[@DeathnoteBB]

Well if you don’t it’ll sound like shit in

[@maiNmusica]

I think "Your cat is a twat" would make an amazing bracelet!

[@drtoonie]

I have no idea why it was rejected TBH

[@jeremyk5414]

You guys do you understand that he never actually contacted an engraver and it is just a bit right?

[@drtoonie]

@@jeremyk5414 No shit. So?

[@johnafirth]

My two are twats, so I'd be fine with that.

[@weckar]

@@jeremyk5414 I'd immediately agree if it were anyone else. With Joe, I'd say it's about a 50/50 chance.

[@kylaedwards3431]

"No i don't want you to have it". 😂😂

[@firstname4337]

I liked him on Taskmaster, but I never knew how hilarious he was till i started watching these clips

[@local9]

He is a weapon when left to his own devices.

[@EfHaichDee]

You have to go see him live. He's fantastic

[@NRMT-A]

Same

[@spaceo8568]

Omg. Watch his shows Joe lycett has your back as well as his Hugo Boss (his other legal name) has your back. It's Hilarious.

[@PhilJohn1980]

As FHD said - he's AMAZING live. Saw his latest show a few weeks back (in Birmingham, where else?!?) and it was not only so funny I was out of breath from laughing so hard at points, but genuinely touching at the end.

[@bungerroyale112]

I absolutely love Joe, he's so chaotic

[@rhythm242able]

Chaotic? 🤔

[@john.premose]

I've seen him do things like this multiple times. Why do we all have to stop and listen and pretend it's funny?

[@cr3237]

​@@john.premoseBecause it is. He says what we all wish we'd thought of at the time.

[@dlawn1030]

"People with nothing to do in the days"... ouch that cut me deep.

[@HarryNicNicholas]

i am at least deteriorating.

[@sam04019491]

You mean all viewers of regular countdown.

[@gjames4030]

The North American TV sensors would have a stroke because of this show.

[@brettmcleod6068]

Not North America, just United States of America lol

[@theauldscientist]

Censors. I would usually let this slip but considering this is countdown you can’t be getting away with that.

[@Davvg]

they really could use a good stroke once in a while, maybe it would help rid them of all that tension they have building up

[@ScaredDonut]

@@brettmcleod6068 Canada would deff censor this as well. Not sure about Mexico tho

[@reddragon3132]

Wait really? What need to be censored because there's nothing really problematic in here. Only thing I could really see someone having a problem with is the swastika joke

[@spewter]

"Ok very good bye bye" ...is now how I reply to all work emails

[@flyingdutch9818]

Who knew engravers had such a high moral code?!

[@North_Atlantic]

I once tried to have a rather rude t-shirt made for a somewhat strange young gal I was dating ... No one would make it! Put me right off t-shirt printers. Looks like engravers may share the affliction

[@benejeneb]

@@North_Atlantic It makes no sense!! What is the difference, just more business, right?

[@North_Atlantic]

@@benejeneb agreed!

[@RK-ep8qy]

@@benejeneb I think it's part professionalism and also not wanting to be affiliated with that type of business. Someone will get something silly printed and then his friends would want the same till it spirals and you'll get known for not giving a toss for what you print, then come the racists and whatever else, fine line between jokes and innuendo. You never wanna be known as THAT business within your industry. Seen similar with tattoo places.

[@benejeneb]

@@RK-ep8qy that is a very good point. I suppose it is subjective at the point where you draw the line. Very conservative in this case I think

[@mikewithtwoarms]

A great few lines from Christopher Hitchens on this subject: “In the old days at the New Statesman, we once ran a celebrated weekend competition that asked readers to submit made-up gems of cretinous bucolic wisdom. Two of the winning entries, I still recall, were ‘He digs deepest who deepest digs’ and ‘An owl in a sack bothers no man’.”

[@sarahdermody6665]

😆 wtf 😂 an owl in a sack ... I'm weak

[@colaboytje]

It feels great to see Sean and incredibly sad at the same time.

[@andylane247]

Yes. He didn't look too well. God I miss him.

[@joski9030]

@@andylane247 agreed mate 😔

[@beautifulmidnight]

God, same. My reaction was “Ooh, Sean Lock!” followed immediately by “…Aw.”

[@andreiandrofski9426]

Poor Dan. He was just adding to the humour and Joe couldn't take it...

[@ItsMeSami]

Nobody trolls like Joe. Plus: I love any time I get to hear him say my name.

[@kanedaku]

What's your name?

[@ItsMeSami]

@@kanedaku Samantha

[@vermilliongecko]

Are you the cat seen near his office?

[@ItsMeSami]

@@vermilliongecko Meow’ll never tell…

[@kaldo8907]

I think Joe Lycett is one of the few comedians who would reliably make Sean Lock laugh

[@ocbyn]

How can you not love Joe Lycett.

[@BiggiN483]

How could anyone reject "you cat is a twat"? I love my cat. And she's a twat. Must have been someone who loves animals but has never met a cat.

[@jaqjynx]

My love for Joe Lycett’s hilarity knows no bounds.

[@rhythm242able]

Are you from the 18 century?

[@michaelhoffmann2891]

"Sentimental messages in jewelry"... "One Ring To Rule Them All..." Oh, Sauron, you big softie! 😆

[@spaceo8568]

Best. Troll. Ever.

[@prakashkalluri64]

Dan sounds like a hoot

[@looneyllamalady6282]

Sean lock looked so ill here and no one really took notice, now he's passed you can really see it, I wish he wasn't gone, he was such a great guy

[@chazmichaelmichaels88]

I'm literally looking through to comments to see if I was the only person who noticed that as well.

[@Tao_Tology]

"and no one took notice" Jeeeeeeez. 'they didn't say it on any of the footage that was broadcast and, by extension, I think nothing was said off camera, too'

[@rhythm242able]

No onr noticed?! It's clips edited together from about 3 different shows you muppet, what did you want them to do announce before every joke how ill he looks?! You think he'd want to keep bringing it up every 5 mins?! What a stupid thing to comment, virtue doesn't work when you try and get everyone to look at you you know? Maybe you could get him a bracelet engraved with 'I cared the most about you, I even wrote a stupid comment to prove it but it didn't work I just looked a massive tw@t'?

[@harwinweerink6741]

When Walter White replaced Sean Lock

[@js0988]

One can only wish, to be fair though a rock would be better and funnier.

[@georgehardingham1857]

@@js0988 you can’t beat Sean Lock.

[@davidcapewell6011]

Best thing about this video. Your comment funnier than that guy 🥱

[@James-semaJ]

@@js0988 you clearly don't understand his humour. He's hilarious.

[@ThatGuyMagnum]

Oof this hits a little differently now

[@joofbing]

I mean I think Dan won that round 😆

[@danesorensen1775]

Joe Lycett is how I think I sound when I'm angry.

[@SmilesPolitely]

Exactly. This is the calm voice in my head, but unfortunately I have Lewis Black shouting out of my mouth.

[@Tobiichi]

The people that instantly go along and riff with Joe's antics are my favourite people

[@jamesluby6705]

Love is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last long if you're fat... Love it 🤣

[@maxbean8781]

Lycett makes me cry with laughter

[@sewells83]

Joe is a legend 😂🤣👏🏻

[@TheRogueDM]

Joe missed a trick with Christopher Butterslip, in that he should have put up a pat of butter for sale, then said he'd changed his mind no one can have it, then logged in as Joe and gone "Christopher's butter has given us the slip!"

[@mrrrrr5158]

Don't give up your day job pal

[@MasterChiefYT]

Jimmy's laugh sounds like StampyLongNose's laugh

[@PaisleyParkGirl]

Hysterical man! 🤣😂

[@kaygee301]

Man, Hugo is just my favourite 😍

[@tomanycooks]

i love his humour

[@wisteela]

He's brilliant.

[@mulderitsmee]

Joe Lycett is Loki in disguise

[@dominusetdeus060644]

Hilarious dude

[@pimpmyskin]

Joe is a evil shit and I fucking LOVE IT 🤣❤

[@klips9408]

Lmao what a prankster

[@ellathefinefella2084]

That guy’s laugh 😭

[@ethanturner8854]

8 out of 10 cats does Countdown is underrated

[@fredriksahlstenglimmevi3259]

You think it’s worth 9 out of 10 cats?

[@thresagraham8181]

@@fredriksahlstenglimmevi3259 🤣😂😂

[@ShatnersBassoon]

How? It's a mainstream show, on a mainstream channel, with mainstream comedians, and is highly rated

[@zapkvr]

No its not

[@Sheza58]

Sorry to disagree with a fellow Tiger but it's pretty well loved.

[@rachell4417]

Love this man

[@scottyd2262]

I just found out about Joe yesterday.. This guy is seriously funny

[@rogerramjet5302]

10/10 brilliant

[@danhodson7187]

Walrus has been very busy!

[@davidkglevi]

"Your cat is a twat" I'd wear on a t-shirt.

[@neilcarrollMeganJamieForever]

He is so fucking funny!

[@nathanmelton4721]

All those letter's would make a great book

[@redkite_]

i love that i got an ad for ‘the always pan’ over this

[@alfie5589]

They should have cast this guy in Harry Potter, literally anywhere

[@nigelmonteiro1260]

They should've. I'm sure he would've be a good caster himself :p

[@MsGnor]

@alfie5589 cracking idea! Perhaps this is the series we all need, Joe as each HP part in turn 😂

[@coylewho]

Such a beautiful mind.

[@stvp68]

Sean with a beard!!!

[@niibor1]

I got a Hugo boss advert before this video

[@SJW1989]

I love joe lycett

[@AtheistOrphan]

And he loves you!

[@karanahluwalia6659]

1. hahahahahaha 2. sean lock

[@jamiestewart3452]

I think about the ‘mint condition’ joke atleast once a month

[@sanfordcurtis8242]

Joe is like a camp Lembit Opik

[@andrewjames1982]

“Well Jimmy….”

[@deniseperryman2814]

Joe is absolutely hilarious 😂 I’m desperate to see him live I know it will be a brilliant night Love 💕 from Denise in Yorkshire England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿😂😂🤣🤣😅👏👏👏👏👏💕😂👋

[@Heidimg1]

That one guys laugh is everything lol

[@MsGnor]

Not gonna lie, that **is** Micky Flanagan! 😂✍

[@RiskPig]

He looks a lot like Hugo Boss

[@kitty121261]

I want to be friends with Joe 😂

[@nigelmonteiro1260]

Who doesn't?

[@musicsnob4226]

Quickest way to get kicked out of Victoria secret: ask where the kids section is? Walk into a bank wearing a fake wig and mustache and conduct all your banking as normal. Then yell out lady and gentlemen and say it a turrets thing.

[@EfHaichDee]

Seeing Sean in these videos is still kind of painful. Life really sucks sometimes

[@gregwood5083]

Agreed! They should edit him out of all repeats and clips

[@nicks40]

5:27 The necklace "For That Special Someone" looks more like a dog-tag with a sink chain. Nice. Only £89.99?

[@tk-zb6br]

Galaxy class troll

[@cviasco8571]

We used to do this a long time ago on trade and swap on Facebook

[@iseriver3982]

If anyone of the general public called celebs out for being stupid on social media, they'd get slated as trolls. Joe does it and is applauded a hero.

[@Elitist20]

It's not trolling if they're being stupid and those responding to them are accurately pointing this out.

[@WanderlustQueen]

Too right!!!!!!!!! In fairness though many celebs ARE often stupid on social media so it’s not Joe’s fault. He is just being observant!!!!!!!!

[@mikefriend1514]

Ricky Gervais has no problem trolling other celebs. He regularly did it hosting the Golden Globes. And let’s not forget the bigger celebs don’t post anything themselves. They have a media company pump out inane crap in their name just to keep them ‘in the public eye’

[@kanedaku]

@@mikefriend1514 And footballers. Its so bait as well as weird. Why do footballers post after a winning match a picture of themselves during the game with some generic "Come on" message? Because its some media management farm who have paid the paps for the picture already; all while the players are still in the dressing room.

[@carololiveira4831]

Chaotic Good in a nutshell

[@kashiichan]

Nah, this is definitely Chaotic Neutral at it's purest.

[@deathfromabove123]

his soft posh voice saying fuck the police 🤣🤣

[@selinme]

😂😂😂

[@susansusan6612]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@danielhelsingborg]

Modern day Loki

[@joejs4613]

“Go away Dan you fucking knob”

[@bjrnchrstn]

Joe is great. Sad to see Sean like that.

[@johannesgutenburg6425]

Seeing Sean now... in his ill state...

[@defectivepikachu4582]

the original troll

[@godwinfynn1454]

Loki in real life

[@interstaffing]

7:06

[@wolfie_75]

Over 70s categorie!

[@mariarahelvarnhagen2729]

Innit Calling Detectives

[@mariarahelvarnhagen2729]

Last Detective 1.14 On The Weigh

[@mariarahelvarnhagen2729]

Missing 2 To Make Pi

[@stoner4life765]

Life is like cream it’s thick or it’s runny

[@monasharda9812]

Tinsel, and inlets, lets in, and n stile

[@stillbaomatsuo]

This guy is so funny! I wanna know what joke got the police involved

[@shanejumbo4432]

High IQ this kid.

[@musicsnob4226]

Put on a fat suit and then turn up at a fitness class and do like 2 seconds of exercise and then just sit on the floor and say fuck that shit and then pull out a tub of ice cream and just sit there and start spooning at it like no you guys go ahead I'm living vicariously through you go-go-go

[@mistermagnifico]

04:49 he didn't make that up

[@jonscriven]

What makes you say that?

[@cloe412]

Why did he hate people playing along? I thought funny people like others playing along with them?

[@hedgehog1965uk]

It's funnier when other people don't get the joke.

[@_SIRENITY_]

He has to be funny first

[@JordonBeal]

That was part of the joke.

[@ZoeAlleyne]

This is great, but seeing Sean literally hurts my insides 😔

[@ryan-anarchist-2535]

I want a FUCK THE POLICE bracelet now lmfao

[@christopherjohnson5748]

Wait, are we supposed to NOT like Snow Patrol?

[@sexobscura]

3:03 is clever and 6:47 is just (evil) genius

[@ValentineS97]

the presenter’s fuckin laugh….. 🙃

[@jerkfudgewater147]

This show is sooo much better when jimmy carr isn’t braying like a mule

[@bertplank8011]

Yeah it is all contrived....part of his act which could be easily ditched.

[@rebeccaconlon9743]

The you're not my dad, wasn't that offensive. And these engravers are picky af

[@briezzy365]

You can just text custom orders to local shops?????

[@AtheistOrphan]

Yes.

[@kanedaku]

Independent shops / metalsmiths, and also privately owned businesses. Its up to them how they take orders.

[@HarryNicNicholas]

a bag of humbugs in mint condition would've been funnier.

[@stvp68]

Can they get trouble for refusing to engrave those messages? Is it anything like refusing to make flowers for same-sex weddings?

[@qwertyTRiG]

I doubt it, as there's no group of people being discriminated against here. Actually, I'm not sure that discriminating against gay couples is illegal in Britain. The only UK case I'm aware of so far was in Northern Ireland, which has specific laws against political discrimination, because of the history of sectarianism, and they were the laws in play in the case.

[@HomoLegalMedic]

@@qwertyTRiG homosexuality is a protected characteristic in the UK, so it is illegal.

[@andrewleah1983]

@@qwertyTRiG Like a broken lift you’re wrong on so many levels.

[@qwertyTRiG]

@@andrewleah1983 I can assure you that when I say "I'm not sure" I am 100% correct. It is absolutely true that I'm not sure.

[@kanedaku]

@@qwertyTRiG Fair plays on that comeback. 100% factual (re: "not sure").

[@MarkProssercomau]

RIP Joel. Will be sadly missed I'm sure.

[@AtheistOrphan]

Who? A: There is nobody called ‘Joel’ in this video, and B: I am not aware of anyone named ‘Joel’ who has died. Other than those, great comment!

[@MarkleZephire]

@@AtheistOrphan Joel as in 'Jo-el-be-sadly-missed' of course. May he rest in places.

[@kanedaku]

@@MarkleZephire Wut? Drunk YouTubing?

[@MarkleZephire]

@@kanedaku yes, I saw that video you shared about youchugging. It was very funny but I do worry about your vitAmin intake - is it sufficient?