I Sent a Quiz To Every *STRAIGHT* Guy Crush I Desperately Wanted...

[@debsmikle]

YASSSSSS IVE MISSED U

[@MARTINBABEH]

IVE MISSED U MORE SQUID💕

[@Perirona]

DEBBBBB OMG

[@jenosleftshoulder]

OMG DEB

[@iyannalyseee]

@@MARTINBABEH LMFAO SQUID??

[@MARTINBABEH]

@@iyannalyseee that’s our nickname for eachother!!

[@WolfyLionMonster]

They don’t deserve you, you’re an icon.

[@theyluvharu]

FR

[@ateezfan_xx]

Except the last one 😅😊

[@lanternpacking]

WYATT DEF DOES THO

[@idcman6692]

And James cordon

[@rims38]

cap

[@ItsLeoM]

you and deb smikle give off the same energy and i love it 😭

[@alanis538]

omg i was thinking that lmao ahhh

[@Perirona]

I KNOWW

[@kindlittlebunny9869]

Their collab was so good

[@thottusthottusxoxo]

I clicked this video bc it was on my suggested and made me think of hers :) but yes they are so similar in vibe I love it

[@nailaeshe]

@@thottusthottusxoxo saammeee

[@Crunchygrapes10]

Martin you are the perfect guy for any other bisexual or gay man, so YOU ARE PERFECT THE WAY YOU ARE

[@ella3341]

Agreed

[@genthe1st]

Or pan lol

[@a.m.c.c.3356]

For *any* man

[@Weirdhuman411]

or pan

[@IncrediboxAndOSCforDays]

@blueaquarius8877 No

[@browniiex]

i love Daddy. he seems so sweet & so relaxed with his sexuality and affection. ❤

[@cecemimi101]

Daddy clearly wants him! And I ship it ❤ Idk why he thought he was straight lol he prob never even asked

[@universalsubliminals1174]

@@cecemimi101 idk if he wants him or i hes gay. he knew he had a crush on him but didnt act on it? hes prob straight

[@cecemimi101]

@@universalsubliminals1174 sometimes u just want a little hookup but not a fullblown thing or sometimes the timing just isn’t right. He came into his survey made him call him daddy told him he’s fine and he might date him. Too many signs of he wants him lol

[@universalsubliminals1174]

@@cecemimi101 i disagree, i think he’s just comfortable in his sexuality. good for him. i don’t think that means he wants him or that he’s curious. i’m fully straight and i would prob answer similar things on a quiz like this, especially knowing it will be in a YT vid

[@riverkoenig9673]

seeing this before i watch the video is an absolute trip

[@repressingitall]

"Oh my god, am I delusional?!" 😭me whenever my crushes accidentally looked my way. You brave asf for doing this, hope you get a new man. Also Sternitter was really trying you LOL.

[@paintingdreams290]

i accidentally became friends with both my crushes, it was so weird confessing to them after that

[@Alexis-tx5en]

@@paintingdreams290 wait … did you do it at the same time lol

[@paintingdreams290]

@@Alexis-tx5en yes bc one of the crushes was a package deal when i became friends with the other lol and they were alone so i kinda told them personally.

[@gabrielm8141]

Your courage is absolutely astronomical and so slayful, slay the day Martin 💅

[@rey8563]

wait but why does james corden have mad potential??? 🤨 im sensing a budding romance 👀😳🤭

[@dadwith_themilk9754]

Not the closest being cozy😭 Martin after finding out that James was bi: 😦😏😊🤭"CALL ME UP BABEH 😻"

[@kaledoublescope]

Closet*

[@dadwith_themilk9754]

@@kaledoublescope Girlie pop you about to make me delete the whole comment 😭 Leave me alone I think people would know what I'm saying 😭

[@kaledoublescope]

@@dadwith_themilk9754 no it took me so long to understand it 😭

[@jiabewon]

@@kaledoublescope ngl it took me long to understand too 💀

[@itiswhatitismindset]

it took us all a little while to understand but go off babes don't edit it

[@kouturekai]

martin, you’re so beautiful and funny. they don’t deserve you❤

[@BobaFanatic]

U and deb are like twins!! When someone’s nice to u, u AUTOMATICALLY have a new crush. And you both do that thing where you put you fingers by your mouth when u flattered or feeling some type of way

[@WWAFAWDWG]

You need to send one of these to Vinnie LMAOOOO 🤣

[@nyarispivey]

LMAO YES

[@luvwtch6831]

your resilience to do this is inspiring for me 😭 ilysm

[@iheartjackie-]

Martin is so funny and energetic his videos are just amazing with the vibe he is 🙏

[@ifancyryujin9877]

im still stuck on what a sternitter is💀💀💀

[@MARTINBABEH]

LITERALLY LIKE WTF

[@dookaydumptruck8056]

My mind immediately went to that one arthur episode💀

[@sadeegabriellee]

@@dookaydumptruck8056 LMAO

[@sixthsense.pt2]

AYE YO I LOVE YOUR PFP

[@ifancyryujin9877]

@@sixthsense.pt2 THANK YOU I LIKE YOURS TOO

[@FeliciaWang]

16:26 THE WAY YOU TEXTED HIM IS KILLING MEE

[@noeyedgirl]

Aww, the relationships we create as people are so valuable honestly. This video was sweet!

[@dojakitty6842]

If you don’t get on yo knees for James Cordon…😵‍💫

[@purple_laxative]

They were all so sweet ESPECIALLY Wyatt😭❤

[@wooooo0oo]

sternitter☠️

[@ellqistic]

MARTINN you’re like the most hardworking talented funniest person ever .. anyone who calls you a roach is MISSING OUT 🤭 i love you sm martin thank you for all the videos WE LOVE YOU 💕🫶🫶🫶

[@trazgalb]

Heyyy I just started watching you!! I found you thru courtreezy 💀 I loveee your videos! They make me laugh so much 😭 never stop doing what your doing!!! ❤❤

[@MARTINBABEH]

OMFG THANK U SM AND I LOVE YOU AND WELCOME TO THE MARTINI FAMILYYY💕💕

[@trazgalb]

@@MARTINBABEH NO THANK YOU❤❤ ILYSM! ❤

[@lvly.3va]

THIS WAS SO FUN TO WATCH, IT WAS SO CUTE

[@aliyahsmith6780]

Your hair… ITS GIVING POSITIVE.. ITS GIVING CURLY….. ITS GIVING MATERIAL ❤😂

[@imridineedy]

martin, you are literally perfect and iconic and amazing, don't let some rat looking man make you feel less then amazing

[@lucia.6446]

I’m so happy to see your post!! obviously haven’t watched it yet but I know this video will be fun 😂❤ love you xavierrr

[@MARTINBABEH]

AWWW THANJS AND I LOVE YOU SM BABEH

[@pearlstyles5317]

i love this so much omg im so happy for you!! your personality is amazing and ur sooo pretty and it's so sweet to see other people agree

[@bruiseviolet777]

I KNOW THIS IS GONNA BE HILARIOUS ALREADY

[@frrfrankie3578]

Your vids fr light up my day, I’ve been binge watching Reading stuff on Ur acc for prob a good 30 minutes

[@MARTINBABEH]

OMFG THANK YOU BABEH I LOVE YOU SM💕💕

[@frrfrankie3578]

OMGGGG HIII ❤️❤️❤️❤️‼️‼️‼️

[@lilcactus3595]

The whispered “welcome bebeh” gets me every time😌

[@peppermintspice5873]

HOW DARE HE CALL YOU A ROACH YOUR BEAUTIFUL 😤

[@gayidiot9853]

Bruh you are so fresh, like everything about you is so refreshing 😭😭😭 I love your channel, this was really funny and wholesome!! 😂😊

[@sophiefuston2125]

Your energy levels are literally giving Deb Smikle, its amazing..

[@dumdumlocks6247]

MARTIN BEBE YOU SHINE AND PEOPLES OPINION ABOUT YOU DOESNT MATTER UNLESS THEY SAY THAT YOU SLAY KINNNNNNNNNG

[@who_is_linaa]

“…annoyance, RePuJnAnCe!?” sternitter was just not having it today 😂

[@coelimwangi2038]

You slay martin. your perfect they just don't know it yet and they will regret it later on

[@NoopyP]

Okay so this is my first time stumbling upon your channel. Idk why but when you said "Lord Felix" I was like "SKZ FELIX??!" and when Felix appeared I was like *clapping* "Yep, I'm subbing right now"

[@MARTINBABEH]

OMG THANK U THATS MY MAN AND WELCOME TO THE MARTINI FAMILYY💕

[@tsu4595]

The way I instantly opened the video when I saw it in my feed, ooh, girl. We love you, Mar-Mar, you're a treasure. Why are they calling the king roach-like, tho, omg... 😤❤

[@mountainghoul13]

12:19 is so me reflecting on the times when i talk to my crush😭

[@moiluminals]

9:52 Not you playing with the wire when your nervous 😭😭😭, omg now I know what my friends mean when I do it with my hair!!!

[@winterdisc4811]

Not me thinking about making a form and sending a people. Loved the video and the creative spin on it too! You’re always really interesting and bubbly and it’s quite nice, so thank you for brightening up my day! 💅

[@giselle.renee1]

8:24 is when xavier started to get flustered LMAOO

[@Kairo_Banks]

15:18 NOT HIM HAVING THE SAME NAME AS ME! WHEN I SAW IT POP UP I LITERALLY ROLLED OFF THE BED AND FLOPPED THROUGH THE FLOOR ALL THE WAY DOWN TO HELL!!! 💀💀✋🏾✋🏾⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️ I mean that in the most genuine way possible btw 🤗 I love you Martin! Keep up the good work!

[@Nightmare-ish]

This is the best way to get some guys fighting over you because there were definitely a few people there that liked you back and if they watched this video then they're probably jelly now 😌

[@beojkkoh]

Only 00:36 into the video and I can't stop repeating "HEY BEBEH" in my head 😭 anyways you look gorgeous Martin, ily sm~

[@YAIISSOCOOL]

10:15 “LOOK, look, daddy…” caught me so off guard 😂😂

[@xeniamolinas8177]

I was yk watching my daily dose of MARTIN and my little brother comes up and dead ass this is how our conversation goes "is he real?" Ummm yea "HOW HES SO BEAUTIFUL"

[@-curix_curess]

YES LORD FELIX, BAE WILL LOOK GOOD EVEN IN A TRASH CAN

[@wilburthemagicalcow]

nah because i fell for not one, but two homophobes 😟

[@MARTINBABEH]

I feel you there😔🙋🏽‍♂️

[@MythologyLover-tu4lg]

Same.

[@SyeT33]

Hey babeh! Love your videos and you. Everytime you post, I get excited bc I know it's gonna be another great video. That will make me laugh and have a little fun. :)

[@_phiaa]

Martin getting together through a vid?? omg slay

[@louisa7034]

this is deb smikle in male form and im loving it

[@sai_beanz]

BYE MY CRUSH DOESNT EVEN EXIST (cough cough montgomery gator)

[@WolfyLionMonster]

You know, I don’t blame you. But I’m still shocked at the same time.

[@whitecray0en]

NOUR NOT MONTY 💀💀‼️

[@sai_beanz]

@@whitecray0enno bc he had no business being that hot... likeee- 🌚

[@phantomofshade7156]

The name Sternritter is a reference to the anime Bleach, in case anyone was curious.

[@OneIntrovertedGirl]

Respect to you to still hearting comments! Loved this vid!

[@iammterrell0]

i lovee yourr videoss smcc babee, u lightenn my dayy. but what is a sternitter ? LMAO.

[@bensol213]

whoever said martin is off putting needs to be put in the psych ward bc something AINT CLICKING

[@TheDairyofaMiddleSchooler]

Fr

[@annaluizaserrano8620]

Martin’s type: really nice, BEAUTIFUL hair

[@crescentmo0ns]

OK JUST DISCOVERED U TODAY BUT I LOVE U ALR, U SEEM SO FUN TO BE AROUND AND I LUV UR ENERGY SM 💗💗

[@sakujuice6461]

I was doing my homework, but Martin is ALWAYS more important 😁

[@Issywoho]

I CANT BELIEVE YOU DARED TO DO THIS. I could never

[@tssubliminals999]

You are basically exactly like deb smikle. The hand movements, the personalit, the editing! In a good way, ofc(not like there's anything bad about you or deb)

[@Xavier-qy4dh]

thanks for the content your humor I the thing keeping me here💗

[@blurrysk1es]

JAMIIIIINNNNNN 😭😭 edit: martin, babeh, did u turn into a teapot at 12:10 🤨

[@SophieIngabire]

He is litteraly having his fellings back for almost all of them😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

[@momoyaorouzu7090]

You're A literal ICON you are so funny!! 💖🌟

[@gloomybearguts]

nah your facial expressions are everything, literally make the same faces as me

[@badissywarrior]

is no one gonna talk about with sternitter martin says "we're cool" but then he gets called roach like and starts to expose him with the "he is very disrespectful-" 🤨 anyway, love ur videos

[@MARTINBABEH]

LMAOOOO I HAD TOO OOPS LMAOO😭

[@sillygoose-f5t]

martin don't listen to them I think you always look fabulous

[@unbeliyahable]

UR AN ICON U DONT NEED THEM

[@astromystr]

Omg you literally are so energetic! You could teach math and still be entertaining! 🤩 (Also I'm sensing your heartstopper era jk I haven't read that yet)

[@teapotpeterson9899]

I was literally just thinking about going to watch your videos just to see you posted not even 30 minutes ago😭 LOVE YOU BABEH

[@MARTINBABEH]

AWWW THANKS BABEH I LOVE YOU LOTS

[@itztoru330]

THIS WAS SO ADORABLE IM CURRENTLY TRYING TO FIND SOMEONE TOO

[@yzan443]

is that hunter in your pfp 😨

[@itztoru330]

@@yzan443 yeah why

[@Pinkyorangegirl]

GIRL YOU HAVE MORE CRUSHES THAN I HAVE FRIENDSSSSS😭😭😭

[@thetoff6964]

As a stay, I clicked on this video not knowing who u r- but as soon as I saw Felix I subscribed- he so real for that oml

[@readyforthemoshpitshakabrah]

does anybody else do the hand thing with martin everytime and even say the welcome babey 😭😭😭 the parasocial connection 🤞

[@jo.xyzz_]

OMG A KING TAKING INSPIRATION FROM ANOTHER KING?? YOU AND KENZO SHOULD MEET. LOVE YOU BOTH SO MUCH

[@zlavender5524]

martinnn I love your videossss its always a good day when you post

[@_amen_queen_888]

At 7:36 I fr had to double check if the video ended 😭

[@fizzyiskool]

You GOTS to date daddy, HES PERFECT (except for the 4 he gave you on the beauty scale)

[@aishaalkubaisi3972]

FELIX! Omg you’re a STAY

[@ashlynnefrye]

I should do this with every straight girl because there are LOTS

[@nanaomg]

😭😭these responses funny asl and u make them funnier

[@BubblyBubz85]

Omg do you know how fast I rushed to watched this thank youuu for blessing us with your presence😭🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

[@simp4yawnzzn]

grandpa martin 🤝 grandma deb getting rejected by men through google forms

[@Hola-vo8qj]

I was so happy to see that u uploadeddd love u and ur videosss!! 💕🍸🤭

[@LoverbyTScoded]

MARTIN !!!!

[@winnie3624]

the way im so invested in other ppls love life bc i have none 😭😭😭😭

[@staaaah]

FELIX WOULD NEVER ❤️

[@stvrtveruee]

Hey, Martin! Your video just popped up and I had to click. Honestly, I LOVE YOUR VIBE even if I see you for the first time. The fastest subscribe you got hahah

[@thelast_mile]

STOP I LOVE XAVIER Y'ALL NEED TO GET TOGETHER RN TYYY BABEH

[@TotallyNotLuna...0]

I love your personality sm!! new subbbbb

[@insxnitywasconfused]

You are iconic ✨💅✨ Also I hope your feeling better

[@noelb1954]

martin got some good taste in straight men, they might be straight but respectful

[@Bahahaha-c5y]

YOU FORGOT TO THANK BEYONCÉ

[@emmad776]

he really be wanting his hearstoper moment

[@justaries.]

THE LAST 2 THOUGHHH You go, babeh🤭🤭

[@svalkyrie1]

You and Deb smikle.. YALL SHOUKD COLLAB! The energy would be amazing

[@juniipurr22]

um so when are u and james corden becoming official 🤨

[@linaondar7739]

omg not the kenzo reference i was not expecting this..

[@beccaboo2700]

Just found this channel and I'm already addicted! Seriously haven't laughed this hard in a while

[@MARTINBABEH]

OMG THANJ YOU SO MUCH I LOVE YOU LOTS💕😭 AND WELCOME TO THE MARTINI FAMILYYU

[@beccaboo2700]

@@MARTINBABEH THANK YOU YOUR SO SWEET LMAO