I SOLD MY BEAST OF BURDEN! (The Bazaar)

[@Squibbleses]

We've done it, at last we have passed the Dec 20th streams

[@AlbertoNeurohr]

Still pre-patch. Yawn.

[@davidballantyne4492]

a new era!

[@Megarodri]

The eagle when the rabbit comes out of hiding 12:24

[@jagner506]

Huge +2

[@TomHagge]

Massive +2

[@jeremyrogers6655]

+2

[@SilkeD.T]

That has gotta be one of the funniest comments I've ever seen.

[@nicknevco215]

That was funny thought it was a bait

[@TheAldiraies]

NL selling his beast of burden was the alarm clock i needed

[@manolobrinks]

I was ACTUALLY almost sleeping

[@highelo4359]

life-changing moment

[@highelo4359]

wake up from my coma

[@josemarques2304]

Those who know 😱

[@sloesty]

Laughed my ass off

[@Biresaio]

We're a subsection of Northernlion's audience, of course we watch the video that features content that appeals to us.

[@rolan638]

holyyy +2

[@Subsistence69]

+2

[@saveme5794]

+2 thats so meeee

[@yolobuttrill]

Many people are saying this

[@Jabbersac]

why would you say something so controversial, yet so brave?

[@dominiclobocki1564]

Farmer trying to convince his wife that he isn’t planning to walk the Oregon Trail

[@nathaniellaundy1554]

+2

[@Zanaki113]

+2

[@SlySnake24]

+2 Actually made me forcefully exhale air from my nose

[@drumspleasefab]

holy +2

[@elijahlopez344]

This joke got me so good +2

[@yusefabuissa6685]

Lmfao I was excited to see him thinking dynamically and pivoting off a strong beast to an even stronger build

[@Mr.Anderson__]

This is egg we are talking about

[@duncanw3861]

despite it being in the title the accidental sell still took me off guard. was absolutely expecting a crazy gourd-pogging pivot

[@sagecolvard9644]

I meant, he didn't NOT pivot to a stronger build. It's just the "thinking dynamically" part that you were wrong about.

[@valhalen11]

I CLOSE MY EYES AND SELL IT I DRENCH MY SHIP AND PAINT IT I LIGHT MY BOARD AND BURN IT I SOLD MY BEAST OF BURDEN

[@theronerdithas2944]

SONNET

[@yolobuttrill]

+2

[@amaryllis6501]

+2

[@jgilly223]

+2

[@lumpwurtroot]

I see a red door and I want to paint it black but not with paint; my beast of burden

[@SandwichMagic]

Its the fact that it was due to chocolate bars is so poetic

[@Are_you_eyeballing_me]

By the time the new patch vids come out, it's gonna become the old patch

[@bugbearormiss]

The Beast of Burden was just feeling a little tired, y'all

[@eggegg3787]

+2

[@ChocoStats]

Chocolate statistics. Spoiler . . . . . . . . . . NL was offered the chocolate eating contest 12 times this run He took it 9 times (75%) 6 times he took Bronze-tier, 3 times he purchased Gold-tier He purchased or acquired 2 Bronze, 6 Silver, 7 Gold, and 6 Platinum chocolate throughout the rest of the run. In total, he ate 32 Bronze, 6 Silver, 22 Gold, and 6 Platinum chocolates, spending 74 gold on chocolate throughout the run (including items like Vending Machine, which may have given other value) Eating chocolate gave him 1340 flat health. After percentage health changes, including his Gold belt, chocolates gave 2345.18 max health (14.3% of final health) Notes: NL added 717 damage to his Dog by eating chocolate (26% of final damage).

[@lucas56sdd]

This feels like a complimentary breakdown of the fuel efficiency of the Titanic

[@CasualYapper]

Chocolates played a detrimental role in the outcome of the run considering how they made him sell his best weapon

[@olo4704]

Reading this you feel as though he might be cooking with his chocolate choices

[@peterdafox]

That's 14,124 calories of chocolate!

[@Metsan_Ragnar]

09:25 " Chocolate bars are kinda nutty" yeah, that's how they cut production costs

[@drumspleasefab]

iont kno man i like me some nutella

[@videojamiemostlikely9282]

the crazy thing about chocolate bars is that by cutting the costs they usually also make them gas. you ever eat a mr goodbar bro

[@MangroveLord]

Have you heard of cocoa nuts

[@ChromeOnline]

"Sometimes the only way to heal the scab is to give it some air" That one's going deep into my psyche I can feel it happening

[@adamanonymous6885]

The Dr Seuss take is outrageous - Little bro doesn't even know the doctor drew the pictures as well!

[@ditya3548]

What -- I didnt know that!

[@Onkruid]

12:22 When you wake up in the middle of the night realizing you forgot to get your Peloton ride in today.

[@Cyberw4y]

My man really snatched victory from the jaws of defeat from the jaws of victory... ... and from the jaws of the beast of burden

[@bracerkum69420]

Watching the moment frame by frame, he was still smiling up until the soundbite of the Beast of Burden being sold was magical

[@thisisactuallyacownotalamm2080]

12:24 I took her to my fixer upper, then I freaked it (then I freaked it) (Beast of burden) I haven’t made my mind up should I keep it (should I keep it) I got big dog status, it ain’t no secret

[@ethan1834]

only a fool would try to paint their ship red using paint

[@xavs3245]

His burdens were truly lifted

[@Subsistence69]

We’re bazaar guys, of course we refresh the page constantly at noon

[@Nargeon]

noon aka 8pm for me

[@derpaboopderp1286]

Noon aka 1:45 est

[@Silentshot121]

Bazaar drinking game: take a drink everytime NL says “Dooley”

[@aidangrey00]

i think i laughed for a full minute after the thing

[@drumspleasefab]

psychopaths after watching the greatest body horror movie of the 80's

[@connorsmith75]

RIP to the guy in the comment section of the last video who made a Death Grips comment not knowing this would be the next video title

[@MorbidAnimosity]

That reaction to selling the beast of burden was legendary

[@ForrestLunday]

Hey God it's me. I know there is alot of famine and strife out there but if you could find it for NL to bless us with some post patch content that'd be great.

[@hannes7092]

She beast on my burden till I sold

[@anthonybastianelli1443]

+2 but I hate it

[@ardseii]

+2

[@werpe2121]

Pre patch bazar is like watching LOST clips after GoT flopped

[@kaik168]

Watching him go to the "Items With High Chance of Upgrades" shop without selling his trash first so he could upgrade his good stuff was so demoralizing

[@44waxwings]

Me when my family holds an intervention to have me give up my life as a traveling peddler who loves to whistle a little tune.

[@peterdafox]

"Off meta players drive me crazy" guy should just play rock paper scissors if he wants everyone to only run the same three builds.

[@cptnd3851]

dawn of a new day 288 hours remain

[@IMadeUpKear]

Omg at this rate the next patch will be out before we see runs from the new patch. How he has forsaken us KZbin Andrews.

[@thekingpin34]

Not all Jebalians dance with the one who brought them

[@malkovichmalkovich_]

I'll never sell my beast of burden My head is bald and it's a-poggin'

[@bottlekn1ght202]

12:29 jack when he comes back to his mum with a handful of beans

[@SnakeEyeJJ]

Oh dear he is a silly man and makes the worst mistakes and sends it this is a great episode

[@mattcroft]

🎵 MY SHIP IS RED MY BOW'S JEBALIAN 🎶 🎵 ALL I WAAANT IS TO GET 5 CHOCOLATE FOR FREE 🎶

[@lampros1112]

Finally the day after the 20th has arrived. All worship the mighty egg

[@BDubTrubbz]

My pregnant wife got so startled when you sold the Beast of Burden that we are not sure if she’s going into labor soon. THANKS A LOT MAN

[@thirdrebirth7683]

NL Not gonna lie not sure how anyone wakes up watching you. I've been falling asleep to you for like 3 years and you've never woekn me up. Its usually when autoplay brings me to some random ass channel that it fucks me.

[@YungVDD]

My GF paints her nails red overnight, but she doesn't use paint

[@viktoroo]

yeah duh things called nail polish pleas educate yourself 🇵🇱

[@nathanreinhardt6924]

unburdened by what has beasted

[@koquarian]

The Dooley monitor lizard mains have swapped to barrel/astrolabe/turtle vanessa players. I've officially swapped to dooley in response. Congrats, you officially created a monster.

[@matthewklementowski6742]

45:20 did upgrading the crook make it do less damage?

[@Sonian018]

Mom come pick me up he’s click baiting

[@Malao558]

Jebalian Rolling Stones be like: I don’t wanna sell my beast of burden

[@atleast3bees]

‘what happened to yelnats’ hes busy getting screamed at by sigourney weaver

[@mogullll]

Surely him getting a 10 piece here will forever teach him that BOB is good early but worth pivoting off late game, right type A chatters?

[@RobotnikPlngas]

I know nothing about this game, but whenever I see the Lagelion Longbow, I paint my pants red.

[@thetttman]

12:24 pretending to be a pterodactyl on the playground in 3rd grade

[@rolan638]

i have been part of a dinner in which a classic head-of-sheep was consumed, but i was so small i don't think i actually tasted anything from the actual head. the sheep stew was delicious though, and my grandpa ate the eye which was a cool experience

[@angryprimalbug5417]

It has I crashed my flying machine energy

[@MrCloud254]

I wasn’t paying attention and thought he was really excited to see Boileroom Brawler lol

[@joshtroufield]

buying fixer upper for 6 and selling at 24 at diamond is so ez. you can lose the 3 spaces it takes up for 3 days, especially early

[@marcr196]

We're librarian viewers, of course we've heard about loving salami and cheese for breakfast

[@cdw2468]

me when i walk for miles and my feet are hurtin':

[@InVeRnyak]

After saw dles from Jan9th uploaded today i was sure its time for new patch gameplay... Oh well. Hope NL will record some youtube gameplay soon.

[@GKinWor]

the dec 26 arc begins

[@Krankidor334]

12:22 title readers when they read the title so they are those who know

[@YTDPROMISE]

He sold his beast of burden and he liked it

[@zen6455]

NL: “I don’t like to use overpowered builds” Crows Nest Vanessa or Pig Beast of Burden Day 1 insta pick again and say hat

[@albinfiskare]

My man out here trying to survive while I with my YT- premium desperatly waiting for the Slay the spire drip feed.

[@AtaGunZ]

He really do be saying "I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP"

[@bombermanbaker]

I put NL on to fall asleep to but on Volume 8 on the TV. Mario Party is a great sleeping game

[@KingSword-f8y]

12:24 lol I instantly knew he was gonna sell the best as soon as he out the cursor on it. 😂😂😂

[@BruceWilikers]

“We dont take a 3rd brimstone” proceeds to take his 69th beast of burden

[@BruceWilikers]

Pov: you commented b4 1:43

[@lazycedi22]

:O is this a new leaf?

[@lazycedi22]

nvm

[@xananoir4375]

Holy +2 at the Dr Seuss bit

[@Forkez]

I was waiting for what was gonna happen, based on the title. Then I got sucked into what he was talking about and the moment came as a shock to me as if I missed the last step on the stairs.

[@sadizz455]

golden freddy got his ass

[@aidanhernandez4863]

Paul Atreides after drinking the water of life 22:10

[@Rryce_]

We’re beasts of bazaar I paint my cannon but I don’t use balls or something

[@LordDraikful]

Unexpected NL dogging bit with a casual Paul McCartney impression

[@RobotnikPlngas]

12:22 - Me when I play FNAF.

[@meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerk]

we are one day closer

[@Eclipse8502]

12:23 when the covetous thief wins against the player

[@eewweeppkk]

The crazy thing is is that the title is barely even a spoiler. Theres no way to know if he is having a character growth moment and improving his value judgements instead of doing the same thing every time or if he massively blundered. Okay I suppose we all know which it will be.

[@patrickstar561]

Were sculptor guys, of course we dont use paint

[@whitestnativeamerican6184]

Not all beasts are burdensome, educate yourself

[@pleaserespond3984]

11:00 Frou-frou?? Ooh-la-la!

[@mdgraller]

I guess what they say is true: “I’ll never be your beast of burden”

[@irresponsibledad]

Diamond Dogs > Beast of Burden. Bowie reigns over the Rolling Stones yet again

[@shardthe4th]

Title and thumbnail don't bode well for type As

[@jaredjohnson3436]

29:10 hits hard on January 13th

[@assonoso]

12:22 me when I assume all jebalians are pacifists and they're about to paint their shit red (they won't use paint (I sink like a boulder(those who know)))

[@JeDiArmon]

The comeback of the year

[@draconocor]

i bet the only reason he won is cause he sold the beast cause no way he switches to crook if he has the beast out there

[@DavidLodgeclassof]

When the title happened, it was a beautiful moment

[@DavidLodgeclassof]

It was a blessing in the end

[@kry0363]

NL with the classic blunder masterclass

[@BaTycoon]

We're youtube autoplay andys, of course we fall asleep to GameGrumps yelps.

[@davidballantyne4492]

If anyone is looking forward to post-patch content in the hope that he uses the recap to learn more about his builds... You should not be.

[@LBandCOOLJ]

The accidental pivot - mad lad

[@Cowabunga145]

Where’s that guy in the comments that said NL starting to play fast its only a matter of time before he sells something useful on his board 😂 prophet

[@kaik168]

To quote Thanos: *"Impossible"*

[@blyatt]

I’d like to see him play pig and lean into a healing run at some point.

[@miracleman2323]

OH NO! OUR TABLE! IT'S BROKEN!

[@xtrinoxx]

Moral: Sell your best item and never give up (?)

[@Lildoc911]

What a blunder. I don't think I've ever heard that noise come out of NLs mouth before.

[@NecroBurt]

Bro wearing the hoodie with his name on it that he sells some back door marketing type shit