I Speedran Hitman Using Nothing but Muffins

[@ChannelJoined]

Fun Fact as someone who's played this game a bunch. The lockdown in Chongqing wasn't actually caused by the guard seeing you, but because you punched the target while he was on a video call with the other target. I've experienced it multiple times when KOing him from behind after previously KOing his guard

[@strawberryjam0585]

That actually makes logical sense for once. Hitman isn't exactly the most logical sometimes but that one makes a huge amount of sense

[@onionbutter42]

Ah that makes sense, I thought it was the bodyguard because previously I was distracting the guard with a muffin and choking my target but Royce wouldn’t panic

[@kashshhds8824]

@@onionbutter42happened to me a bunch and I didn’t notice for a while

[@couchman3216]

One time in that mission I shot the target and knocked out the guard while he was on the call but the other target wasn't panicked

[@Spacebugg]

​@@couchman3216 Probably thought he had a heart attack

[@Dripkenthefirst]

Imagine running for your life from a hitman and you look back and see him holding a muffin while chasing you

[@karlcole5617]

run faster

[@LilBuwu]

I’d just give up tbh

[@hackman669]

Do you know the Muffin Man?😅

[@salted_and_sweet]

PLEASE DONT HURT M- wait why do you have a muffi- *DEATH NOISE*

[@FarrinWorkman]

*I would start sprinting*

[@typenullgaming5741]

"Jeez, man! Are you ever going to run out of muffins?" "No. Because I work at ze muffin factory." -TomSka

[@Frontier_Rifleman]

YES! Im so glad im not the only one who thought about that sketch when seeing this

[@Techhunter_Talon]

Random fact: Thrown items do a little bit damage when hitting a NPC (has to be a locked on throw, obviously). Meaning if you damage them enough beforehand that you can kill them with that thrown item. Which is hilarious when it comes to the muffin. Tip: The game does have locational damage outside of just headshots one shotting all non-armored NPCs. Shooting a NPC's legs or arms does a lot less damage than the body. Number of hits before death varies depending on the weapon used too, obviously.

[@Solscalr]

So you can use a muffin to kill that one target in hokkaido. Huh.

[@Techhunter_Talon]

@@Solscalr Vague considering there's three missions that take place in Hokkaido.

[@Solscalr]

@@Techhunter_Talon I was talking about the main mission from hitman 2. I forgot the name of the target, but he is the one on the operating table, and he only has 1 hp.

[@Techhunter_Talon]

@@Solscalr That does not work.

[@Solscalr]

@@Techhunter_Talon Well my day is now ruined.

[@TheCourruptedPurple]

Diana:47 why are you bringing just a muffin 47: its muffin to worry about

[@reverseflash9163]

Dad joke 😭🙏

[@RizzlerLegacy]

If you punch someone with a muffin in your hand, I dont think its the muffin that got them.

[@lemon9183-i2p]

Okay big guy

[@Albert_YTC]

I love chocolate muffins. I have one every morning with a packet of crisps. Some days if I’m extra hungry I’ll eat two instead of one. I prefer to eat them within 4 days since they are in a 4 pack and once you open them they will begin to go hard after a few days and that’s not good since my favourite part of the muffin is how soft it is when freshly cracked open. Some cafes like to add melted chocolate on the inside of their muffins like a tootsie pop. I do not care much for putting melted chocolate inside chocolate muffins but it is always a nice surprise. But what annoys me the most about chocolate muffins is when not baked properly they will fall apart in your hands and it is very inconvenient as I like to just bite into my muffin but if it falls apart I have to eat it crumb by crumb. One of my favourite muffins to get is the chocolate muffins from Costco as they are no ordinary muffins they are super size muffins. Almost cake size. I sometimes struggle to finish a whole Costco muffin in one go so I cut it up into slices similar to how you’d cut a cake. This helps but leaves me feeling slightly icky afterwards. But overall my favourite muffins are still the chocolate muffin 4 pack from tescos which I mentioned earlier. Nice video btw

[@creative_leafeonpony_fan1545]

Costco muffins are the bomb. The poppyseed muffins they have were the ultimate "healthy" (not chocolate) treat for me as a kid. Now I'm craving muffins at 3 in the morning.

[@Leonagraphy]

I’ve never felt so hungry just by reading a comment

[@DooDooWater9732-n5z]

​@@Leonagraphyfr. I'm going to make some blueberry muffins myself now.

[@kamo7293]

I gotta agree tesco muffins are very nice... but I was not expecting to see this wall of text

[@joxii__]

My ultimate favourite muffins are these ones that are mysteriously hard to obtain and are referred to as something along the lines of Monster Muffins. They are these huge triple chocolate muffins that are then coated in white chocolate. They are far better than I could ever even hope to describe, it's like a piece of heaven on your tongue. Now I'm hungry for muffins, I've not had a muffin in way over a year.

[@Yellowsam4145]

*hit hit hit hit hit* "Aw man stop it will you ever run out of muffins?!" *Fench* "No. Because I work at the muffin factory."

[@Bobothefish13]

47: Do you know…. The muffin man? Target, speaking their last words: The muffin man?

[@jabberstock1375]

Bro finished Hitman 3 in about half the time it takes for actual muffins to bake Mr. EZ Bake Ovenion Butter over here

[@Wh173c0c0]

🎶"Do you know the muffin man?"🎵 - The ballad of a legendary assassin

[@cooldragon1990]

I have been watching a ton of Hitman content lately.. I don't play Hitman. I get really stressed out with slow paced stealth games or game that "stealth is more fun" Maybe it's cause this channel is fun and Hitman's tools are fun to mess around in. Biggest mystery of 2024... someone who doesn't like stealth nor do well with freedom and choices to do whatever.. watches a ton of Hitman? Thanks for the entertainment. This game would 100% stress me out even the murder hobo route...

[@CageDaPro]

After I watched even one of your videos which was a few months ago I downloaded hit man straight after watching this

[@loogieee]

I played Hitman 1-3 for the first time a few days ago, and after finding the muffin I wondered and kinda assumed someone would do muffin only. Guess I was right lol, good stuff.

[@kanlalonde1356]

I didn’t care about hitman at all before this channel, thanks for always making really creative and hilarious videos onion 👍👍👍👍👍

[@dadcking3689]

Muffins are definitely a new way to beat hitman, I mean the most weirdest item I’ve used is a fish to beat havens island. 😂

[@Dexieboi2013]

diana, after watching 47, a trained assassin in the art of stealth dispatch his targets with baked goods: .-.

[@Ramconsole]

"Do you know... The muffin man?"

[@Envixity505]

fun fact muffins gave me trauma because at school in the morning you can buy muffins and one day it was kind of raw and i got food poisining for 3 days :)

[@SophieScrolls]

the targets will finally learn of the muffin man

[@TheDinofGames]

Onion Budda made hitman a bakery simulator 💀

[@insertfunnynamehere8984]

'Move along, there's muffin to see here'

[@darthmemewalker2807]

her: he's probably out cheating on me me watching this

[@ArtoriasNX]

My brother brought muffins wifh him for the family Christmas gathering. I'm now fearing for my life

[@jane_gorelove]

talking about the Berlin mission: "seedy night club". as someone who lives there, it's like the most normal Berlin club lmao I've been to places that look almost literally like Condemned: Criminal Origins levels 😂

[@Aadi-w9g]

Oi there my man. I had an idea for a vid. I tried this thing - saso but you knockout everyone on the map except the target. You have to make sure that the bodies are not found for the entire run while you knock out other NPCs. I tried this on casual mod on Dartmoor just to make sure if it's possible or not. Wanted to send you a vid via email or something but couldn't find any way to contact you. Anyways seems like a good vid idea. Upto you my wee man. Love your videos

[@rosestar1324]

Ah so this is why people are scared of the muffin man

[@onemouldylime6931]

found your channel today and immediately get a new upload!

[@Breme15]

Another banger from an onion soaked in butter

[@TheFailedPhantom]

Eyyy new video

[@jofi420]

ayyy another video to watch at 3am

[@Dextinator12]

LETS GO MORE BUTTERY ONIONS Also how do u knock someone out with a muffin

[@Arc115YT]

Attach it to a very heavy punch lol

[@Dextinator12]

@Arc115YT fair enough Oh fk I got ratio'd

[@TheOuterwildsknowitall-ue9oc]

You deserve more subs dude. Your videos are the best

[@Howard0Chris]

Lol I love how he was supposed to only use muffins but had gotten kills without using muffins in any way

[@joyifu]

nothin gets past you huh

[@Howard0Chris]

@@joyifu lol mad someone pointed it out huh?

[@ice-e]

Broo, I tried to make this video but at the time I wasn't good enough so it wasn't as good. This is great.

[@dormoxxfgc]

the last time i watched any hitman runs, particle boosting was patched out. glad to see that IOI brought it back!

[@l9m241]

"They call him... the Muffin Man"

[@Zesty-Sweaty-Love]

“The muffin man?”

[@aprilruledearth]

Another Creative Banger From Onion

[@OhNoTheFace]

Could you imagine Diana watching you just deck that girl and then just kill her on Mendoza with no stealth at all? lol

[@takenname8053]

So this is the Muffin Man everyone was talking about?

[@Zesty-Sweaty-Love]

“Do you know… the muffin man?” “The muffin man?” “The muffin man.” “Yes I know the muffin man, who lives on drury lane?” “Well, she’s married to the muffin man.” “The muffin man?” “THE MUFFIN MAN!” “She’s married to the muffin man…”

[@cindrmon]

i immediately think of daniel from RTGame when it is about hitman and muffins

[@julianbrochu4147]

for the future, I'm pretty sure on dartmouth the is a muffin onto the railing glitch on the balcony, then you can just fall to the ground outside.

[@TheCourruptedPurple]

The true muffin man

[@jimjamsk]

this just proves how easy hitman is, that people can speedrun it with muffins 💀

[@quickdraw6893]

If getting caught was almost guaranteed death then it'd probably be harder, but as we can see 47 has bulletproof skin so he can just break the guard ai with impunity

[@Arc115YT]

One thing I love about these games is that they can be as easy or as hard as you desire. c: That, and you can do stuff like knock people out with muffins lol

[@Techhunter_Talon]

Implying that difficulty is the only metric when it comes to the quality of a video game. Nevermind the fact that difficulty is diminished over time as you get more knowledgeable in a game and become more skilled at it.

[@jimjamsk]

@@Techhunter_Talonvery true i still do want a challenge from it though

[@AngRyGohan]

@@jimjamsk The problem with difficulty in any game that the higher you go the worse it becomes when it comes to balance. If Hitman was brutally difficult you can bet your ass it wouldnt be 1/10th the sandbox experience, which is the entire good thing about the games. Besides this is a speedrun video and not to be taken seriously. If you are playing normally you would consider it mission failure if people start shooting at you.

[@soepbert]

Thank you for uploading hitman cause the contents been dry asf

[@Bam_1776]

Revenge of the Muffin Man

[@72SinSae]

beat hitman using the food pyramid

[@hawkskybound4393]

The Blues Are Calling

[@twiningsirishbreakfasttea3826]

All shall know the Muffin Man.

[@siechamontillado]

"Hitman has some of the most insane glitches," son, have you not heard of a Bethesda game?

[@onionbutter42]

Ok fair point

[@weckar]

Do YOU know the muffin man?

[@o80y1]

THE MUFFIN MAN?‼️‼️‼️😱😱

[@maccurtis730]

Be where the muffinman.

[@Harper_Onions]

You need to do a version where you beat Hitman using only Spoons... if only for the meme.

[@kk_cats6072]

Now speedrun making onion flavoured butter muffins

[@ArnLPs]

I would watch let's plays of you doing these challenges.

[@e-gg4sv]

Beat hitman with only a fire extinguisher

[@SlippingJimmy0]

Bro needs to try speedrun the entire game but without anything

[@zappogd7222]

I simp for onionbutter

[@5trawberryJam]

He’s mine

[@probablyshadow4367]

Dude when are you streaming again?

[@onionbutter42]

I’m gonna start streaming Thursdays+ whenever I have time, I wasn’t able to keep up with vids and school so I had to stop for a while

[@upwaveflash8429]

Brother your content is hilarious lol 1 sub 4 u

[@PavloPravdiukov]

Is this a new speedrun category?

[@reubenwittwer4020]

*happy derpy noises* from My little Pony, Friendship is magic

[@witherslayer4239]

Have you ever heard of...the muffin man?

[@DeconvertedMan]

*I AM THE ONE THAT MUFFINS!*

[@vengirgirem]

It's muffin time

[@tesethebeast]

DO YOU KNOW THE MUFFIN MAN

[@korvo3427]

The one on drury lane?

[@Zesty-Sweaty-Love]

Well, she’s married to the muffin man.

[@figg9590]

Do you know… The muffin man?

[@omarabbas18]

Now i want to eat muffins...

[@kamo7293]

would've been funny if you completed dubai 2 seconds slower

[@sleepykirbyplays6323]

Have you heard of the muffin man?

[@iLikePizzaRolls21]

Yes

[@cicerothenekoknightplaysall]

Your the muffin man

[@Titanmster21]

3:55 ITS HOG RIDER

[@natewoods4566]

Honestly, speedrunners should probably agree to leave the last mission out of most categories, just because it sucks.

[@drakodemon102]

Muffin button

[@alexandreman8601]

What about Ambrose Island?

[@thepiperpie]

Muffin button...

[@pain.497]

Hitman ❌️ Muffin man ✅️

[@YXXKL]

have you seen the muffin man?😧

[@heatherhaanstra5813]

I have one question. Do you know the muffin, man?

[@jeankonner6736]

3:20 if this saves you 10 seconds, I feel sory for your girlfriend. the throw at this point is not even worth the time you save.

[@foxwhistle]

muffin%

[@kristofbori5317]

Muffin man Any%

[@Deanwinchester1965]

Hey onion butter

[@krispycream9692]

Onion butter is the reason that people use muffins for their gear

[@barrianic4]

muffin% ?

[@TheMuffinFella]

Based.

[@bernard832]

mufffin%

[@aendererseje]

Please make longer videos

[@ReallyUnknownIdiot]

He's the true Muffin Man

[@KennyFrierson]

Hitman

[@marcusbergman6116]

It's weird how the numbers of time in the video never coinicdes with what you say :P

[@marcusbergman6116]

"Finished in 1:53" [Time in video 08:33]

[@MusikCassette]

Have you seen the Muffinman ?

[@thisisnotthechannelyourelo407]

do it without losing secret assassin

[@DintheDinster]

The video is set to private btw

[@Tommy-qs4nm]

why does he sometimes say the wrong time for finishing a level? i think its a joke right?

[@joejazz9712]

I don't get it, this is just a normal hitman 3 speedrun

[@ItsMeAsena]

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