I spent $20,000 to develop the best mechanical keyboard,... for me.

[@tomazzaman]

Write your best dad joke to participate in the giveaway. (Use a separate comment, don't reply to this one). Good luck! ❤Go!

[@YayaTia_II]

Are you thirsty?! Because I have some Boba at home. Boba at home Gazzew U4T Boba Switches Baby!

[@xXfzmusicXx]

I love the smell of my F5 key. It's very refreshing

Fake bot likes...not fair

[@s2003katalin]

Do you really have to cheat with fake likes?

[@John117-]

Why don't mechanical keyboards ever get locked out of their house? Because they always carry their own "keys"!

[@spellfox_]

It's very clear a lot of effort went into this. 499$ for a simple 65% alu keyboard without any weights is definitely a hefty price though, considering boards like the neo80, with a copper weight for better sound and wireless capability, cost like 150$...

[@tomazzaman]

Yep, I completely understand it's an irrational decision, both to buy and to manufacture. But it was definitely a labor of love :)

[@spellfox_]

@@tomazzaman I'm sure some people are interested in your board, after all it's up to preference what boards people like. Since your video was very well explained for beginners, I just wanted to highlight that there is other options available, in case mechanical keyboard newcomers in the comments are unaware

[@iuyhfber2adwa]

LMFAO no wonder hes pissed!! $500 for a keyboard with rounded edges aintnowaaayyyy

[@iuyhfber2adwa]

the rounded corners make this keyboard so unappealing for some reason

[@tomazzaman]

To each their own, I guess?

[@iuyhfber2adwa]

​@@tomazzaman what is dude guessing? LMFAO if I offended u, sorry. just being honest here

[@tomazzaman]

@@iuyhfber2adwa you have not, just saying - we don't need to like the same things. And that's ok.

[@Mr.Leeroy]

this and the fact there is not a single screw on a black material makes it look like ordinary plastic clip-based construction

[@geno951]

That keyboard looks great and I like the choice of switches! Unfortunately, I can't afford something that nice because I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

[@SR-CHLOE]

I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.

[@colorado_a3766]

How do you even know when a joke becomes a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

[@jaikanthj7538]

How does the keyboard apologise ? “I’m sorry if my keys were out of line”

[@FreddPop-z9p]

My keyboard plays poker, but it always holds “three of a kind” - Ctrl, Alt, Delete.

[@Anythingwithamotor-he3gl]

My grief counselor died He was so good, I don’t even care.

[@maticsulc8549]

Why don't keyboards sleep? Because they have 2 shifts...

[@Karthig1987]

I suck at thinking of jokes so all the best to the eventual winner lol.

[@incongruous4]

$10,000 for a simple pcb is absolute insanity you got taken for a ride man. This is a keyboard pcb not a completely unique custom pcb for some experimental piece of electronics that has never been done before. ISO enter capability is very very common it's not the big deal made out here. There are pcb designers offer their services on geekhack in the $300-500usd range, such as Gondolindrim that made the pcb for the high end smith and rune iron180 keyboard which has even more features than your pcb such as alps switch capatibility and they paid in the $350-400 range for the design. Not to mention if you're not in any rush, there are so many resources and full out examples you can take inspiration from online that you could have just done this all yourself for just the cost of time and like $50 from pcbway

[@zeddicusss]

So a big spider crawled to my keyboard and don't you worry it's under ctrl.

[@duyquangnguyen2025]

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

[@LeonardPegan]

What’s an astronaut's favourite part of a computer? The space bar

[@MikeKeenan-d1d]

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

[@FreddPop-z9p]

The keyboard couldn’t pass its driving test because it couldn’t find the “right shift”.

[@adamfrej2908]

What's management's favorite keyboard shortcut? Shift + Blame.

[@starcraftzocker2]

Have you heard of the restaurant on the moon? Great food, but no atmosphere!

[@bartholemumk1437]

How do you organize a space party? You planet

[@braylanblack8865]

I finally left my job at the keyboard factory. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while

[@PIxELS49]

What’s astronaut’s favourite chocolate? - A Mars bar

[@TedTabaka]

How do you know that a KZbinr is successful? When he makes it past the ten-minute mark. :) What a great channel. And good editing. Love the keyboard! Keep up the great work. Now I want to get my own KZbin Channel started already and hardware company. The sound of the keyboard is addicting.

[@tomazzaman]

Thanks for the words of encouragement, Ted - they mean a lot to me and add fuel to the passion of making these videos!

[@bonx7747]

I just got a new dual-band wireless router, but I'm not sure if it's working or not. It's giving me mixed signals.

[@XanthraxxDMT]

Why did the boy get fired from his keyboard factory job? Because he was not doing enough shifts.

[@n27272]

Here's a terrible but original dad joke: - Why did the water go to Niagara? - To water-fall Also here's my favorite one (for extra credit). Why are chickens so funny? Bu-kaw-s (“because” but sounds like a chicken)

[@zmarkan]

TIL keyboards are a more touchy subject than I thought, but I'm glad to hear you managed to overcome all the pressing issues.

[@kozeljernej]

How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents!

[@christianpolintan7496]

My wife said that if I don't get off my computer and take out the trash, she's gonna slam my head on the keyboard. But I don’t give a fuskhhkxkhdkhhskhd

[@FreddPop-z9p]

The keyboard started taking boxing lessons because it wanted to learn “key-undo”.

[@rokpodakar3759]

I’m really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I’m trying to get help.

[@aspzx]

All of these are so good. It's a shame to leave it up to how many total likes they get because not everyone will see everyone's comments.

[@FreddPop-z9p]

what do you get when you mix goat DNA and human DNA? you get kicked out of the petting zoo

[@danilo.cvijetic]

Why did the keyboard not get any sleep? -Because it has two shifts.

[@AlexanderzovzmwviovvLee]

Something seems wrong with my F12. Lemme "inspect" it.

[@GODLIEK]

My feet get cold if I don't use a mechanical keyboard... I need thocks!

How does a keyboard get into its house? It uses the "home" key!

[@johnjbateman]

Just purchased! Looks amazing, thanks!

[@tomazzaman]

Thank you! Appreciate your support! 🙌

[@MonkeyDLuffy-pk3xq]

Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up ! 😂😂😂

[@TGJPN]

What did the mechanical keyboard say to the keycap during their argument? "Stop pressing my buttons, you're giving me a bad back-uation!"

[@robink.6744]

My wife was mad at me because I have no sense of direction. So i packen my things and right. Nice Video keep it up 👍🏻

[@moritz2123]

Whats the least spoken language of the world? Sign language....

[@andrazpajtler]

Why don't custom keyboard enthusiasts make good secret agents? Because they always give away their "tactile" information!

[@bb46sl]

My daughter asked me how I view lesbian relationships. In full 1080p HD, I replied.

[@luis_tunes]

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

[@polyshrub]

I got fiered from my job at the bank today… A woman asked me to check her balance… So i pushed her!

[@Filippo-c6z]

Why did the keyboard get fired from the factory? Because it didn't put in enough shifts. So they wouldn't let it return or enter. They even changed the caps locks. What do you call a ChatGPT that's always getting into trouble? A ChatGPTastrophe!

[@sinnerairsoft8487]

Why didn’t the skeleton go on the rollercoaster? It didn’t have the guts.

[@jaytau]

Why don't keyboards get lost? Because they always find their way back to their "home row."

[@PortlandHODL]

100% agree, designed my own PCB recent to support some crazy stuff, took a month of my spare time but the payoff was amazing! Nyan Keys

[@perrinlora6488]

Dad: HEY, HOW ARE YOU? Son: Dad press the Caps Lock key on your keyboard! Dad: WOW, THIS IS MUCH BETTER, I DON'T HAVE TO HOLD DOWN SHIFT ANYMORE

[@Allhopeforhumanity]

How does one fix over-lubed stabilizers? Turn off Windows Sticky Keys

[@fiveer]

Why did the custom keyboard start a KZbin channel? Because every time someone pressed 'Enter', it reminded them to comment and subscribe for better 'algorithmics'!

[@MRYUTUTA]

If win I'll stop doing shifts at the keyboard factory, no caps

[@perchbird]

In the past, wasn't sure about going to a chiropractor, but now I stand corrected.

[@Mice-stro]

Look at that slinky, look at it slink- eee!

[@redboss5429]

Why they call it poptarts n not momtarts? The pastryarchy 🥁

[@sgt_retiredcharlie4102]

Dad Joke: What building in New York City has the most stories? Answer: The Public Library... Wah, wah, wah!!!

[@aodaibdarni]

Why did the keyboard go to therapy? Because it had too many "Ctrl" issues..

[@allfabstudio]

If you sneeze and fart at the same time... Your body takes a screenshot.

[@thomashemmingsson9801]

Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said, “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”

[@xzzzaa]

A spider ran onto my keyboard.. It is under control

[@aaroneb15]

What did the papa penne noodle say to the little macaroni when it asked to stay up late? ”No! *Italian fingers intensify* It's already PAST-A bed time!”

[@canonball2279]

Why is the computer keyboard working so hard? Because it has two shifts!

[@archelonix]

Enjoying all the jokes in the comments, good luck everyone. I have two jokes, one in Croatian other in English. - hr - Dođe Mujo u doktora i kaže: "Doktore doktore, suzi mi oko." I doktor ga suzi. :) - eng - How do you comfort a JavaScript bug? You console it. p.s. Finding a good ISO keyboard is a blessing. Finding slo/cro keycaps, now thats a miracle.

[@JamesWyseDotNet]

I tell dad jokes… Sometimes he laughs!

[@andreivoinescu9364]

i am from europe and hate the iso layout. i prefer the longer left shift key because i use it the most and in games you don't have to move the pinkie finger too much to sptint or slow down

[@juremovrin8178]

what did the grizly say to customer support? BEAR with me.

[@laurikuusela5881]

Why did the farmer have to turn off the wifi in the barn? - The cows were downloading too much Mooooosic

[@the_beefy1986]

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

[@galeng73]

Key caps?!? When I was a kid, we didn't even have kid trousers!

[@MrRogueFighter]

Two fish in a tank. One says to the other "Do you know how to drive this?"

[@unbrandedtech6951]

What's the difference between a cheap keyboard and a good mechanical keyboard? Quality and the sound of your bank account crying.

[@WwayneDade]

You've got balls to use that keycap set. Phallictastic set especially ISO enter and arrow keys! I'm sure my friend Dick would love it.

[@patricklostaglia7531]

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little ‘boogie’ in it! 😂

[@luis_tunes]

Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up.

[@jijisniet]

You remind me alot of ProperPrinting, because of your sheer dedication for designing and developing completely custom devices/parts haha

[@Guishan_Lingyou]

I would tell you a great dad joke, but my children wouldn't forgive me.

[@FreddPop-z9p]

Do you know the phrase “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure”? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.

[@pfsykes]

Why was the aluminum foil depressed? Because it always had to deal with too many wrinkles!

[@mcheddadi]

Here's my joke. Keyboard looks like a m65 rama board. Ba dum tss! Good on you for making your own keeb and even making a custom pcb and not using a premade one. You did what not many enthusiasts do, you put your money where your mouth is and for that i salute you. board looks clean!

[@mochingrape]

Give them the board now 😂 Best dad joke

[@nikocayetano1805]

Yeah props to him for making his own pcbs but premade pcbs arent all bad. Hiney pcbs are very consistent when it comes to quality and price

[@tomazzaman]

Thank you!

[@inspektorre]

I've got a great joke about construction, but I'm still working on it

[@coleamburn1048]

very nice work. Did you know Dogs can't operate MRI machines? But catscan.

[@Dvrko]

Nice keyboard! Don’t have any dad joke unfortunately!

[@KnightMirkoYo]

Why couldn't Tomaz enter his home? His key got bored

[@reng7478]

Dad: "Son you were adopted" Son: "I always had a feeling, so who are my real parents?" Parents: "We are! Your new parents are outside."

[@josephhutch4911]

My dad told me I was adopted. When I pointed out undeniable similarity between the two of us he said that I had been returned.

[@erol888]

What's an astronaut's favourite Key? The space bar!

[@MrKonnect]

I was going to take my new keyboard for a spin today, but I couldn't find the keys

[@WakaaYT]

My mom said that if I don't get off my computer and stop watching your videos, she's gonna slam my head on the keyboard. But I don't give a fuskhhkxkhdkhhskhdhgkj

[@IP-sy8uo]

“Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Nobel.” “Nobel who?” “No­bel, so I just knocked.”

[@mr.hamtastic]

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.

[@Rubuz]

I can't see an end. I have no control and I don't think there's any escape. I don't even have a home anymore. I think it's time for a new keyboard.

[@s2003katalin]

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common? In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

[@KarlPiodena]

Why do keyboard keys never get along? Because they always have their own space issues!

[@wiki_5597]

I've lost control and I don't see the end. There is no escape. I don't even have a home anymore. Well time for a new keyboard!

[@stevefrancis]

Why do dads take an extra pair of socks when they golfing? In case they get a hole in one!

[@javapaceable]

Hey! I'd love to hear another sound test(s) with different switches. I own a lot of keyboards. For me to defeat the budgeting section of my brain, I need more auditory stimulation. Thanks for the content!

[@tomazzaman]

Hahaha, unfortunately, I moved on from my collection phase, I've sold them all, so I don't have any to compare to anymore.

[@ShinjukuN0ir]

I went to the bookstore today and asked, "Can I buy a bookmark? Where can I find them here?" to the worker. The worker replied, "it's a bookstore... There's books everywhere.."

[@FrosTBerQ]

The keyboard couldn’t pass its driving test because it couldn’t find the “right shift”. 🙃