I Spent $500 Evolving This Stupid Shark

This Shark Cost $500
Sometimes we level up, and sometimes we pay $500. I could have bought 150 gallons of gas or even 962 Twinkies but instead I bought the most powerful shark in a mobile game. Chomp chomp.

[@exzz1487]

Watching DF trying to beat the crab without knowing he can beat it with a tier 1 shark PAIN

[@mattevans4377]

At least explain how, lol

[@rubyrobles3188]

@@mattevans4377 you basically dodge the claws and hit the top of its head

[@gam1036]

@@mattevans4377 you use your boost to hit the top of it and yuh

[@nightflare27]

@@rubyrobles3188 Yeah if you get hit he won't become vulnerable.

[@meeteshsoodun1859]

True

[@lordjeuse7793]

You have to dodge the crab's attacks until it gets tired and then attack with your boost. Also that radioactive symbol in the bottom right is a button that unleashes mini sharks that eat things for you.

[@yoshiris6531]

OG hungry shark player detected

[@swag_birb6706]

I was just about to comment this lmao

[@BRDoriginal]

Don't you also have to hit it specifically on the top of it's head too?

[@annusforever3106]

Thank you bro

[@seifnader2574]

@@BRDoriginal yeah, when its tired it's top of the head will glow either green yellow or red depending on its health

[@yamenalhisnawy2587]

I appreciate you spending $500 evolving a shark

[@thechosenone4768]

I need a hack for iOS dawg

[@thechosenone4768]

@KMA MHAMAD please help

[@thechosenone4768]

@KMA MHAMAD I need a haaaack😤😤😤

[@thechosenone4768]

@KMA MHAMAD damn ight

[@wisereee4564]

These shark games brings back memories

[@yuridelacruz2480]

baby sharks, shark abilities, better equipment: **exists** DF: im gonna pretend i didn’t see that

[@lackinlotus4897]

I know right! I love DF but istg he could be a lot better if he spent two minutes looking at stuff

[@yuridelacruz2480]

@@lackinlotus4897 ikr, you can see his shark’s health go from full to zero in 15 seconds bcuz he doesn’t use shark babies

[@_lawless_yt2530]

The crabs weakness is that you sike out its attacks until the crystal on its head lights up, then you boost into it. This was definitely my game when I was younger

[@michaelangelodicoffee455]

Sammeeee

[@veryslowpoke2025]

Yooo I played this game too but before they did all this extra stuff. The crab was way simpler you literally just had to keep ramming it. I killed it with like a Mako

[@UselessMiwaaaa]

Df, you should wait till the giant crabs gem thing at his back turns green so you could damage it Like so he could see to help our beloved DF

[@Flipanoob]

You should avoid first its attack then it'll show its weak spot and Use dash to Damage the Crab

[@Curts_videocassette]

@@Flipanoob pro tip right there

[@crimsonoftheking7657]

I was going to comment that

[@Starhawke_Gaming]

It would greatly help if he figured out how to dash too... That dash gauge is full nearly the entire video so I don't think he knows he can dash.

[@LordDragox412]

Ah, the common mistake of new people on the channel - you expect DF to be able to use his brain. Tsk tsk, what a poor soul you are... /s

[@sinfulwrath666]

Df, you have lure the giant crab to attack you. After a couple of swings, it will get tired and will expose its weak spot which is its back. Simply dash to the weakspot to deal damage. Its easier to beat the crab with a smaller shark because they get hungry slower. Plus do attack the crab at the start because the longer you play the game, the faster you get hungry.

[@e5urient]

Crazy how I randomly got this recommended to me after years of not playing hungry shark. The nostalgia

[@lumxty]

df’s voice is so calming to me, like i get he’s murdering people but his voice is just so pleasing

[@itb-dabersyt2120]

Yea completely understandable he just seems calm and peaceful

[@okamitakashiandkatkyatto3615]

Yes I feel the same and I feel same to corpses voice 😌😖😌👍

[@arrozconatun4260]

I feel like im seeing a psycopath bob ross

[@XBloodRedRageX]

It is disturbing

[@Patrick-vr9fu]

Sounds like an adult Carl Wheezer from jimmy neutron

[@iniquitousvulpine4068]

This channel used to make stardew valley videos, bringing chaos to the town. Now he dies this, and it’s somehow even more entertaining. Props to df.

[@_error_-wh7cf]

He haves really been into games with fish and I don't know why but I love fishes to so win-win for him and me

[@Star-vh4cs]

@@_error_-wh7cf theres a trend where he have phases of games like idle or fishing this instance and certain types of games he plays every now and then

[@katy4523]

He's one of the few KZbinrs that was able to change what he was known for (SV exclusive videos) and create a new niche for himself

[@DEM0NIZ3D]

@Harriss Miller IT WAS A FUCKING TYPO CRY ABOUT IT

[@jethrobreek8340]

@@DEM0NIZ3D dude why are you so mad about it

[@jackwalten2595]

As a hungry shark veteran Seeing him not know how to take down the giant crab was probably the most painful thing I ever watched...

[@arch0_063]

this brought back so many memories i used to play this game on the tv we had and i played it for like 2 years thanks for playing this game it might seem stupid but its still really fun

[@lifeofsqueak6268]

UGREE

[@jellyfazbeeer8510]

I love how he didn’t notice the big daddy’s xenomorph tongue

[@MonsieurGaslight]

Yeah, it has an expandable jaw.

[@jellyfazbeeer8510]

@zenomorph xenomorph have these like weird tongues that stick out and can kill things

[@jellyfazbeeer8510]

@zenomorph ?

[@jellyfazbeeer8510]

@@tylerbosset9698 that sucks

[@yeetnightmusic7640]

He ‘s just so used to the strangeness on earth that he didn’t even think about it

[@kannathedragon7625]

DF can play a literal genocide-themed game and i will still feel calm due to his calming commentary voice

[@sansconn7349]

I love your name

[@RealityBlurring]

Don’t encourage him

[@jimmycoleman8919]

yeah don't encourage him

[@CarJul666]

Loving DF's spontaneous reactions. They made my day!

[@masterofthecats740]

“The seals are forever gonna be annoying” They still are even for the magma-jira

[@pravculear]

"when in doubt, put it in your mouth and see what happens" -DangerouslyFunny, 2021

[@Rykee]

he keeps going to say hes putting things in his mouth D:

[@BenPog1]

“Deeper is better” -Also DangerouslyFunny, 2021

[@zidan2360]

"i just need to accumulate wealth by putting things in my mouth" Df - 2021

[@heyman7685]

Hes an escort you know

[@WinstyBinsty]

y e s

[@landon8297]

PROSTOTUTES WHO

[@mbgwithsomespice]

thats what she said...

[@tavishf.degroot8181]

Mukbangs in a nutshell

[@Hellshot27]

He's so generous when it comes to content quality.

[@childishgumbino8171]

the weird fish with a face is a reference to an old dreamcast game where you take care of a fish and talk with it

[@audlovesm5]

“Need a bigger shark!” DF: why isn’t this working?

[@milkman2392]

Tobey Maguire is the real Spider-Man

[@shinyregigigas8354]

Sad life

[@randomuser0909]

Only losers don't take care of their family

[@mcmliiimcmliii828]

*Life

[@benyusop6471]

Its a joke guys he doesn't actually mean it.............right?

[@milkman2392]

Don’t worry guys, I don’t have a job or a loving family.

[@nadoodles]

Hearing DF laugh a bit while the shark crawled across the surface boggled my mind

[@Chioriyaa]

everybody gangsta til df plays grimms theme

[@benflippz1853]

who remembers back when the megalodon had to be unlocked by finding some sort of artifact

[@ParagonQuille]

Yeah, this game REALLY changed

[@geocrocksda5011]

@@ParagonQuille the game that he is playing and the original are different games pretty sure the he is playing is a ripoff

[@ParagonQuille]

@@geocrocksda5011 are you certain? It looks like it's pretty similar to the original to me, just more developed, like it reached the final stage of the game. though there is one thing that put me off a little. When Big Daddy went into the crab cave, there was like . . A human face in its throat, unless I'm imagining it

[@nikatski766]

@@ParagonQuille That "human face" you are seeing is the Big Daddy's rolled up tongue. It can stretch out said tongue to pull in targets.

[@ParagonQuille]

@@nikatski766 oh okay. I don't know why it looks so much like a human face to me. Thanks for the info

[@BlueRaven7]

"They think they're going to *drown and be safe*, but I always find them one way or another" - DF, 2021

[@JohnnyThousand605]

I want to acknowledge the beautiful pun work at 10:38. 11/10 would listen again XD

[@greasyg9238]

“When in doubt, put things in your mouth and hope for success” DF - April 2021

[@vSkripe_codm]

“Putting things in my mouth” this is what was most said in the video

[@marcusgamer8988]

That’s what she said

[@thebrawlingmemereviewingam7968]

@Marcus Gamer nono he's got a point

[@feralswrn9437]

Lol I'm dead af

[@taiyana5194]

pretty sure he said more crap to eat more than he did that but good joke

[@bootyclap69k]

This game was my entire childhood and I love that you are making a series out of it btw the big daddy is a fish called the dunkleosteus that lived 350 million years ago and it’s teeth aren’t actually teeth, definitely my favorite prehistoric animal

[@faze_algaming4198]

i remember when the atomic shark was the most powerful

[@januszpolak254]

@@faze_algaming4198 Atomic is from Hungry Shark World not Evo

[@jinnie6292]

DF: "that was probably a pretty strong shark" The shark: Literally the same shark he's using, but unevolved

[@tabinkum]

For the giant crab, you have to Boost towards the diamond-shaped growth on his shell! There are usually smaller crabs, small fish, and maybe some small sharks to eat in his cave ^_^

[@winterfrost589]

This amount of joy his videos give me is almost frightening 😅

[@loveiswhy4142]

Same

[@jacksoncampbell4026]

Agreed

[@zthebluemoth6799]

same

[@dollffinq1173]

Its cos 500$

[@dantemartin3695]

Ik right they’re Dangerously Funny 👀

[@iqbalindaryono8984]

The editor really knows how to play with the commentary 1:16

[@zacharyhoffman624]

“We need to have a talk, you an I” *just the two of us starts playing*

[@simonsboom7717]

To kill the crab you have to dodge it’s attacks until it gets tired then you boost into it’s weak spot

[@carsonsnyder5142]

Ya know for how incredibly simplistic this channel is it always cheers me up ever day so keep doing what you’re do DF

[@michaeltomasicchio6895]

That "SECRET TUNNEL!" caught me so off guard. I love it.

[@the_slasher_pl1830]

I love that this amazing person is here to spend money on adddictive games from my past so I don't have to lmao

[@bananaman5474]

There a mini map in the shop and to kill the crab you have to boost into the crabs head when he isn’t swinging hope this helps.

[@shadowcween7890]

I like the part when he expends a large amount of money, hoping to get it back from his revenue for the video

[@JakeIsW]

I’m hoping he does

[@owenrigotti6592]

Its basically gambling at this point.

[@julielove4evr]

Well, KZbin usually pays about $1 per 1000 views, so assuming he gets over 400k views on this video, he will most likely turn a profit.

[@julielove4evr]

*500k

[@icoughed4991]

@@julielove4evr I honestly doubt youtube pays that much.

[@jackstatton3040]

I really appreciate the hollow knight music, especially the Grimm theme for the giant crab

[@robloxman7151]

I knew I wasn't the only one

[@onyourleft9273]

Hk music was fire tho

[@WoodlouseChucker]

@@onyourleft9273 I saw what you did there ;)

[@onyourleft9273]

@@WoodlouseChucker ;)

[@mr.alkenly889]

DF fills my wildest fantasy where it is my job to spend hundreds of dollars on mobile game

[@pepa6080]

From what i remember about the crab... You dont need that big shark to kill it. You just have to dropsomething/boost into the weak spot on top of him.

[@TheIndignified]

i ripped my hair out when he didnt understand how to fight the giant crab

[@nl7458]

Same lol

[@matthewanderson6546]

same

[@ydgamer4612]

same

[@doobiesasquatch]

Same

[@Curts_videocassette]

Same lol

[@flux5497]

Let’s all appreciate HOW HE LITERALLY TURNED IN TO GODZILLA

[@pierre_playz5004]

No it's shark jira

[@W0lf1e_The_Therian]

No that’s a shark version he turned into an actual thermonuclear Godzilla

[@xspeedyjjx7419]

Yeah the are new sharks from when I played I thought this game was abandoned by the devs

[@daddyanddudeman8939]

And he sounds so calm

[@flux5497]

@@W0lf1e_The_Therian It was his nuclear Godzilla form so he was still Godzilla

[@fulcrumlastimosa981]

To beat the giant crab, you have to get close and dodge it’s attacks until it gets tired. When it does, it’s back will flash green and you need to boost into it. Do this several times to kill it.

[@ricardodavidrosalessalazar6663]

I wasted 4+ weeks to get the magma Godzilla shark and this man does it in 2 hours. Things you can do with a job

[@MrMaucool1]

Okay people, let's not skip the short adds on this one, let's give him his $500 back

[@Anchorin]

*Y E S*

[@iambored4896]

Nah

[@wollaws]

little do we know he isn’t buying this stuff for us. he’s simply doing it for his own enjoyment

[@ParagonQuille]

The Dunkleosteus(Big Daddy) isn't actually a shark, it's a fish. It's teeth are made of very large bone plates, as well as the armor on its face. It's thought to be the most dangerous predator of its time, but it didn't make the megaladon extinct; they lived in different time periods

[@loganfnbr]

Truly good youtuber thank you for these good series that you’re uploading

[@bextori]

this game bring back nostalgic feelings

[@nl7458]

Yess

[@carsonsnyder5142]

DF : I wonder ...is being sacrificed voluntary Me: Ever heard of animal sacrifice

[@sofiem1225]

And human sacrifices. I think DF would approve, though.

[@Dracowolfs]

DF delivering all the balls to the wall content i never knew i wanted.

[@ScoutA-Aron]

His voice and personality is chaotic good and passive aggressive

[@joakimbacatan6031]

You need to dodge his attacks, and when his scalp's glowing you hit him with your boost (for crab)

[@darkoshines2916]

Thank goodness DF exists. Couldn't have determined wether to play these games or not

[@crzjt]

OR how to abuse the game and get infinitely wealthy

[@slamacatgt4296]

I mean there are other game reviewers.

[@crzjt]

@@slamacatgt4296 Yes there are but DF is one of the best

[@forgettable8300]

This game looks like it was made for less then 300 xD but glad you are havin fun with it

[@stevencarol5571]

Thank you for showing me and everybody’s dream as a kid spending way too much money on a game

[@CurrentlyInTheSpiral]

5:24 18:29 Grimm troupe theme starts to play, (For any hollow knight fans out there)

[@vxRadiationxv]

In the last video for the crab fight, he used Hornet's theme... I am a fan of the consistent music choice.

[@dvdaemon7488]

I feel like the only thing missing from DF videos is a money total on how much he spent in game. Gotta love DF lol

[@Jashoclogun]

I remember me playing this game like 3 years ago and this man is bringing back memories

[@emmasynmonee2873]

you gotta wait for the giant crab's shell thing to light up green or red then swim at it with your boost, takes a few hits to kill it. played this game a shit ton back in 2013 ish

[@metenrog]

Your editor did a great job with those shark teardrops and motion tracking. 1:00

[@kaiclark2890]

"when in doubt just put it in your mouth and see what happens" - DF 2021 best quote of the year

[@CoolistBeans]

The King Crab is a mini boss, you have to swim away when he attacks and if you doge enough of his attacks he will show is weak spot, then you attack his weak spot with your boost.

[@insanebruh9678]

Defeating the Crab needs patience and if it's back is glowing green, attack him. It can evolve if you defeat him

[@FallenSnakashi]

these videos are getting more and more addictive. love the content DF

[@L8Rprod]

It’s dangerously funny that you spent that much money on a mobile game 😂 Love u DF ur one of my fav youtubers

[@shadowcween7890]

comedy

[@chase5015]

congrats you achieved absolutely chad attributes. You have won 12 awards because of this joke. Infact, all the world leaders are going to come and congratulate your achievement.

[@L8Rprod]

@@chase5015 ? Are u being sarcastic... can’t tell

[@chase5015]

No, I am not sarcastic, your achievement will literally make world Peace happen.

[@RooMan93]

DF single handedly putting the dev's kid through college.

[@chrischarlwood8495]

this run + brimstone would be crazy, like 20 brimstone beams firing on top of each other.

[@crispinprice6597]

He’s making the sacrifices that no other KZbinr will.

[@davisgc02]

1:10 If sacrifice has taught me anything, it's that it's almost never willing.

[@sofiem1225]

Many of you are going to die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.

[@vutnow8416]

The Radiance music is fitting for how DF deals with the giant crab

[@swirlyorange847]

When facing the giant crab, you have to dodge its attacks until it exposes the soft spot on the top of its shell, then you need to boost the shark at it a few times to beat it. Also, you have to boost into the submarines to destroy them

[@maskedshadow5365]

At least Df isn't mad at us anymore-

[@old_dog_resolute1077]

Mad ?

[@sav88]

Only real ones remember playing this game on yo mom phone while she getting her hair/nails done

[@eclipseter3656]

Hey mom I’m bored can I download some games on your phone

[@xThyMilkmanx]

the Hud for hungry shark looks different from what I remember

[@eclipseter3656]

My greatest achievement was when I FINNALY got great white and now I have that big squid

[@josephchristi8759]

A quick tip from me, the giant crab's weak point is on his head, it's triggered when you see the stars above its head and you can actually buy map so you can tell where you're going

[@josephchristi8759]

And don't forget to charge while hitting its head

[@WTFMANify]

The mayan’s sacrifices certainly weren’t willing

[@loopadoop]

I love how he is casually eating everything he just sounds like he is in vacation

[@zeroserotonin1668]

Here's how to beat the crab: get low do it then Dodge it pincer attacks and go back up then a green spot will appear on the top of the crab then go down with boost onto the green spot to attack it then it will flash white then you just keep doing that until the crab dies

[@callme_king_251]

That nuclear symbol is a button btw. Pressing it activates an ability. Also you're supposed to dodge the crab's attacks to expose its weak point.

[@eviluniverse1112]

Dude! There is a map upgrade before starting, the big crab’s weak spot is on the head (middle spot of the head), there is a spoon upgrade to damage the crab more and after killing the crab, after a certain time the crab reappear with evolved forms. I have played this game.

[@scales1198]

Welcome to another episode of df playing a fish game

[@namewithafunnyjoke]

I did NOT expect to hear grimm's theme in a df video

[@dumi7604]

I would LOVE to see DF play factorio like imagine this man after investing as much time in that game that he usually does. UNLIMITED POWAAAH

[@gravyking3801]

The crab is a boss battle you have to wait until its exhausted to do damage to it.

[@magicman685]

And were very thankful for this god tier content

[@oscr8712]

Love the Hollow knight music in the Crab fights

[@kooskoos12345]

DF has a new obsession with fish. especially in the case of eating them in video games

[@shrempy985]

Pro tip: the big crab is defeated by getting near him, dodging his attacks for a bit, then when he stops and the crystal on his head starts flashing colors, ram into him with your boost, repeat till he dies

[@notsofunnyguy9845]

Just to think that the Stardew Valley stuff is like 3 years old now

[@Lilith_The_Earthling]

I miss these days

[@aentn]

"I need to accumulate enough wealth by putting things inside my mouth" -DangerouslyFunny

[@justgamer9321]

With the giant crab he has to wait for its head to start glowing after it attacks long enough

[@AndGoatz04]

The compass brings up the map Tap (if you can) while moving to boost The crab's weak spot is the spot on it's head

[@folks801]

how does he stay so chill???

[@acepeter3774]

You can defeat the crab even the smallest shark you just need to dodge the crabs pincers 3 times and when something glows hit it with speed boost

[@alfredfreimark581]

i appreciate the grimm boss music from hollowknight at every bossfight

[@mattevans4377]

These bigger sharks remind me of Pug dogs. Their existence is pain, just in different ways.