I Spent Four Months Building a Mega Park in Jurassic World Evolution 2

[@ultrawhitebread]

9:08 the idea of entomologists calling paleontologists 'diggers' as a scientific slur popped into my head. I'm going to hell.

[@dumbcter]

"Digger" with a hard R.

[@Oogabooga957]

"You dirty diggers!" Is staying with me for eternity

[@frowner_and_co]

A sign made by a bouncer said "sorry, we don't serve miners." A man came up and said "you spelled minors wrong, sir." The bouncer said "no, I spelt it correctly. I hate those dirty diggers."

[@hunormagyar1843]

Diggahs

[@ToaOfFusion]

This whole video is basically Fish being the most sane and least OCD Disney Imagineer.

[@ewilliams5309]

Except with the aviary square pain then he just throws patience out the window

[@empdisaster10]

56:26 Ok ok so Jurassic park was never meant to work! The movie didnt outwardly say it but had themes of it however the book basically spelled it out for you. John hammond was a scam artist. He literally ran a flee circus in his younger years which is a straight up scam since the whole thing with that is you're supposed to basically gas light people into thinking they can see the flees when there isnt any. John hammond did literally everything in Jurassic park as cheap as possible which is why the first scene of the movie is literally a dude getting eaten and then his family's lawyers trying to get ahold of john. For his security and systems he got Nedry who was literally the cheapest person he could have gotten since the job was put on auction for who would do it for the lowest price. NO ONE WOULD DO THE JOB FOR CHEAPER AND NEDRY MADE THAT CLEAR. And then john didnt even pay him after which is why he jumped ship! The dinosaurs in the book followed the Jurassic world plot of they're not real dinosaurs but genetic amalgamations designed to look like them and the reason "Life finds a way" is a thing in Jurassic park is because one of the animal species they used for the dinosaur DNA was a tree frog that could produce Asexually meaning they didnt need a male to reproduce, so their entirely female dinosaur population could still reproduce even without males. Johns entire plan was to make the park for as cheap as possible, fake several dinosaurs to look real for investors, take all the money he could and close the park and get the hell out of dodge as fast as possible. Thats why he invited the main characters of the book and movie is they were all influential people who after their short guided tour would say good things, get him money and then he'd get out with the money and never be seen again

[@fishstickonastick-gaming]

Yeah but he spared no expense though

[@empdisaster10]

@@fishstickonastick-gaming Cant spare expenses if there are no expenses

[@anyonemgsg456]

The novel implies that even without the sabotage the park was destined to fail, the dinosaurs reproduced a lot and no one realized until very late. There should only be 9 raptors and in the end there are approximately 28, the same with the trex and the herbivores

[@empdisaster10]

@@anyonemgsg456 Mnhm! Like I said it was never supposed to be successful. It was a cash grab to drum up excitement then once all the investors had invested billions into the park when he only spent a few millions on it he’d basically just get the fuck out before anyone realized what just happened. The entire park was a scam from the start

[@kathiecraig2803]

Nedry's death in the book is like, " *Oh shit, a ten feet long dino?!* " to " *The only thing Nedry wished for is a quick death.* "

[@leo01010]

My favorite part is when Fish put on his iconic dinosuit for one of the streams, truly an epic moment in the Fsoasverse's lore

[@stultus_hominum9041]

I fell asleep watching this so I just going to assume its a fursuit.

[@ToaOfFusion]

Dinosaurs having mindchips made me imagine how funny it would be if we had a Jurassic Park version of Order 66

[@Colinthegodzilla]

Camp Cretaceous be like

[@Rynosaur94]

I'm a Paleontology student working at the Museum of the Rockies. I've worked directly with Dr. John Scannella, who wrote the Triceratops/Torosaurus synonomy paper, not Jack Horner who was a co-author as he was John's Phd Advisor. John is now the Curator of the MoR. It was the press that really did a disservice to that paper making it seem like "Triceratops isn't a dinosaur anymore" when that wasn't at all the idea behind the paper. Torosaurus would be the genus name abandoned. We have the largest collection of Triceratops fossils here in MoR, and John was able to make a very complete ontogeny series with them. All of the currently described Toromorph specimens fit at the end of Triceratops ontogeny. There have been some more recent discoveries that might represent younger Toromorphs, but they haven't been described yet, and I don't think were even found until after the paper was published. John is very amenable to the idea he could be proven wrong and the Museum is actually currently focused on digging up as many Ceratopsian dinosaurs as we can find to get a better sample size for these kind of statistical analysis. Jack Horner has mostly been pushed out of the day to day operations of the Museum. They wheel him out for press events, but anything focused on the Paleo community generally doesn't feature him much anymore. He's doing his chicken de-evolution stuff now anyway. Anyway, I love this game, I just wish they had some more realistic skins. Biggest issue to me is that most of the movie dinos are stuck in the 1990s.

[@eightvoid]

You should look into Prehistoric Kingdom they have more realistic dinos

[@darthvaderbutwayshittier7054]

1:06:45 "Let's get in for a closer look- oh Jesus Christ, oh Dear God, oh God- " Top Ten Things You Don't Wanna Hear At A Guided Tour Through Jurassic Park.

[@GhaniPulangDariSawah]

Top ten things you don't wanna hear coming from any zoo employee

[@davidaugustofc2574]

On par with "let my kid sit on top of the fence"

[@misfit_72]

dinosaur reskins have always seemed like a strange case to me edit: 2 hours just for a goodbye volcano high reference, I'm going to end it all... edit 2: if I have to hear "a gentle giant" one more time I will explode

[@jc_art_]

They will never live down that intro will they

[@TheBrawlUnit]

Did you find it?

[@misfit_72]

@@TheBrawlUnit No sadly. Have you?

[@MrMetal-xe8lg]

These edits are my new favorite blog

[@thisisjuleka6027]

'a gentle giant'

[@flapperjack8754]

now all I need is a 4 hour long dinosaur facts and history to fall asleep to video with fish being the narrator

[@yakson_dugong]

I would like that too

[@Fwog-wj3ey]

Honest first time on this channel and I agree for some reason 😂

[@yakson_dugong]

@@Fwog-wj3ey well judgeing by the fact this is several hours long you might know a bit about the channel

[@Fwog-wj3ey]

@@yakson_dugong well yeah but I came with no knowledge

[@yakson_dugong]

@@Fwog-wj3ey same

[@Peepaw_Afton_Art]

AM is the most evil character🤓 The Judge is the most evil character🤓 The Qu are the most evil characters🤓 Mr. DNA:

[@Lozlegend000]

Well who do you think actually genetically mutated the star people. He was always there

[@frowner_and_co]

​@@Lozlegend000qu also do genetic mutations an entire planets worth of species

[@Lozlegend000]

@@frowner_and_co Yeah I know Just using the star people as an example. No one can hide from Mr. DNA

[@nyancatec]

4:53 as a non-native speaker being drunk I must say: Those are definitely words, I think. I am definitely watching this video until 3 AM.

[@dakotalockear6782]

Just randomly came to this video and I love how much this dude knows about dinosaurs because growing up I was a huge dinosaur fan and the fact that he doesn’t hate hyenas and he’s fun and entertaining

[@darthvaderbutwayshittier7054]

Holy shit, more FSoaS Jurassic World content, let's bloody go.

[@maxgaming5225]

This guy sounds like the Walmart great value offbrand RTgame I can’t unhear that now

[@Bucket_Taylor]

I knew those occasional dinosaur references in some of your other videos was building up to SOMETHING I will stick this in the background and absorb dino knowledge into my skull via osmosis

[@ToaOfFusion]

19:13 Finally, someone with more rocks in his head than a Po-Matoran.

[@psykomancer4420]

Extremely based for this comment

[@bookid2cm169]

I Apreciate the non tf2 content from mr fish I like dinos they are silly

[@slywhemwick8071]

Okay, Fishstick… I am unsure if you live around San Diego but as someone who works for Seaworld. You made a better themed animal park than Seaworld at the moment, so far they are making the Howl-O-Scream and we may have some good theming but… we need some help. Seriously, we paid the same roller coaster company to make two rides that lasted less than a year and a half COMBINED!

[@fishstickonastick-gaming]

Dear god the company that made the non-functional disaster that was Tidal Twister got more work?

[@slywhemwick8071]

Oh yup… Plus it’s the same company that hired the same people to make Tidal Twister… who also made Submarine Quest, the ride that failed so much it was erased nearly instantly.

[@henrynagel7175]

I like the music change for all the different areas of the park throughout the video, very nice touch.

[@strikeflyer]

I have learned more about dinosaurs in just one hour than I did in my whole life, its insane you have this much knowledge of dinosaurs its really cool. Heck the Dunkleosteus jumping out of the water at just the perfect timing is funny.

[@TarnishedMoth]

0:23 not me literally grabbing bread for a sandwich

[@EnderOverHeaven]

I'm gonna be honest here. The longer I watched the video the more he starts to just sounds like Jerma. I don't know how or why but he just does.

[@hallow2083]

Man, let me say one thing: this was one of the most entertaining long videos I've ever seen. I'm really glad I clicked on it. Thank you!

[@CrabKFP]

1:26:00 it's because Iguanodon is british. He is giving him the real british experience

[@Judgement_Kazzy]

That Dunkelosteus in the intro breaching and jumping a whole body length out of the water is INSANE. Even by Jurassic Park standards, that thing is roided to the gills, pun intended

[@shiny1556]

Oh nice we finally got the real content us FSoaS fans want. Love seeing the Jurassic Park videos so getting these binge ones are massive

[@REDNDEAD]

We FSoaS fans still want our damn Happy Appy review!

[@thenamesandounts9807]

Still waiting on that gastro-palio restraunt where you can eat the dinosaurs.

[@southforce_elite4852]

Just a suggestion to help with detail, if you place the pathing first and then put the fences next to it you'll get a nice flush design for your park. Don't be afraid to waste space either 😊

[@technical_difficulties_]

Your non-TF2 videos are criminally underrated

[@BowynMelcher]

22:47 "you stupid (nickelodeon)!" Funny

[@burfdaeboiTF2]

Baffling how we got Utahraptor and that tadpole of a Deinonychus in the same game

[@nukegaming7782]

Name the zip lines over the lagoons something like shark foods zipline.

[@jacobbradley5629]

If I had a nickel for every time a tf2 KZbinr dropped a random 2 hour plus video on some random game I’ve never heard of, I’d have 2 nickels.

[@DarkerModeTV]

0:34 thats a weirdly shaped hammer

[@Marcus_thealien]

How many fountains do we need? Fishtick: Yes

[@StanManly-n1r]

you see budy....im an engineer....

[@yurisbest2892]

Finally putting all those Jurassic Park streams to good use, and content for me to watch while walking

[@bootlegdagut]

Truly a gentle giant of a stream montage

[@supertrike5893]

Glad I am not the only dino and TF2 fan

[@januszpolak254]

I am third one.

[@WinterLeafyYT]

I'm the forth

[@jks-n7m]

Fifth here

[@spencerabdo5144]

1:41:11 Look how they perfected my boy. Utahraptor is my favorite and I love the design. Stabby birdy boi make brain chemicals go brrrrr

[@noyes9361]

Its rare to Find entertaining long Videos like these nowadays on KZbin Great work🙏🙏

[@FatCow-wi1df]

I’m been starting to play Jwe 2 and I don’t really know how to make a park😅 so watching this gave me a lot of inspiration 😃Thanks! ☺️

[@kyleblake7522]

The Australia section reminds me a lot of what the Australian Reptile Park looks like to walk around in

[@Elliotocompany]

Hello! I love your content! And I was wondering how you get all the building types and fences from dif islands/modes?

[@fishstickonastick-gaming]

It's a setting on PC and new gen consoles on sandbox mode, previous gen consoles unfortunately don't have that luxury.

[@donalddonahue674]

the way fish edits his videos, and also the way he talks heavily remind me of RTGame and I'm all for it

[@jocelynhernandez609]

Bro your park is A WORK OF ART

[@Oistopthat]

It’s almost 5 am and im watching a guy on the internet rant about the most random shit while play jurassic park. Im now hooked

[@AutopsyTurvyy]

paleontology sounds like girl talk gossip and i will absolutely sit through two hours of it

[@ThePCxbox]

skipped to mid video to see what the game was like cos of humble bundle - took away some W takes on jaws, DOOM 2016 and indiana jones. Amazing.

[@alexrexaros9837]

Ah finally; « Jurassic World but its actually a good movie »

[@ingen_nate_kenny6588]

2:42:22 makes me smile because during the stream, after Fish mentioned Megalosaurus being owner of the Mega Lo Mart, in the chat I said "Feels so good to shop at Mega Lo Mart", prompting Fish to "sing" "Feels So Good".

[@NVGhost05]

I forgot this man used to play TF2 but hearing him nerding on dinosaurs makes me happy 😊

[@Devisidev]

Gonna give my 2 cents on the shoplifting stuff: I personally don't shoplift, but i also dont find anything morally wrong with those who do. Walmart is a multi-billion dollar corporation, and they already factor in potential losses from theft in their estimated profits. Yes, while someone may have bought something from a large corporation, they still bought it, and in stealing it from them, you're infringing on THEIR right to ownership. Not a corporate, something that doesn't have... Uh. Feelings. You also can't just assume everything is shoplifted, because surprise surprise, most people pay. Stealing from someone who paid hard earner money for something is wrong, EVEN IF it was originally owned by a corporate. It essentially boils down to, Corporations can afford the loss, not all individuals can, and individuals have feelings that can be easily influenced from something like stealing from them, like loss, betrayal, annoyance, or anger, while corporations don't.

[@plzifan3773]

average atheist take on sin

[@jimboskran4892]

Watching these live was super cool, I loved watching the desert section getting built

[@deens51]

Good to know that Fish is a based Allosaurus enjoyer.

[@dragoncat9153]

Deadass would love your top 10 prehistoric creatures Also, been considering asking for a while, have you seen 'prehistoric park'? Old-ish docu-drama series with Nigel Marvin, bit outdated in parts but think you'd enjoy

[@Justaguy-rp4wv]

No way, I did NOT, expect FSOAS to be a fellow paleonerd im genuinely so happy oh my god

[@andreworders7305]

28:00 were they supposed to be walking free like this?

[@danielnowacki2020]

YES A JWE VIDEO. This is gonna be great

[@kousand9917]

This is like watching Nerd Cubed's Planet Coaster, and I love it.

[@WinterLeafyYT]

Hire the engineer to stop the dinosaurs running away

[@Kirk.Schr0dinger]

The answer? Use a gun

[@Dinokid37]

Oh brother this guy stinks 1:44

[@nightyspidey]

bro this video went from him talking about dinossaurs to just some horrific stories

[@Demodemojo]

The oasis is the coolest name for a desert themed restaurant

[@BloodyBladeProductions]

2:03:35 definitely agree with you here, the thing I miss from Jurassic Park is that the characters feel like actual people and not just generic stereotypes even though I do really like the Jurassic World movies

[@sheacorduroy5565]

Muldoon deserved better.

[@feliciiaab]

I love the nostalgic Donkey kong music in the background! 😍

[@543213619]

The grass is lumpy from all of the tourists fucking up the lawn for a closer look lol

[@cameronstv3865]

10:19 Aren’t Brontosaurus in Apatosaurus two different dinosaurs now

[@mlgodzilla4206]

Yes, they’re distinct species now

[@Musashi_-81]

5:00 Allosaurus is my favourite dino too ITS SO COOL

[@Hank39]

fun fact about Syntarsus, the beetle was later found to be a junior synonym of another beetle genus, Cerchanotus, so the name Syntarsus is now completely invalid when referring to both the beetle and the dinosaur. A little bit of karma for giving the dinosaur such a stupid name.

[@somekindaguy9139]

HIS MR DNA VOICE IS SO GOOD TF

[@23h9ubsn31dd]

how can i watch this? the title doesn't have "bad weapon academy" in it!

[@23h9ubsn31dd]

for the record I am currently watching the entire video and I'm glad you're able to branch out into different content that interests you!

[@REDNDEAD]

does he know

[@Goodarz_man]

This is now my second time watching this. So Fun.

[@ProfessorRugops]

I’m not sure if a walkthrough Alamosaurus enclosure would pass ANY safety inspections…

[@purp_the_durp]

Dianosaur

[@Fatty_Buccha]

Giganotosaurus has been my favorite dinosaur for years. I was happy to see it in a movie even if it was a weird rendition of it.

[@efu2046]

1:19:27 Time Travel already exists in Ice Age. There was a short film about Scrat finding a time machine with a dead scientist and him using it to steal acorns from himself all from different point in time even stranding Sid the Sloth in ancient China but not really, because it's a paradox. And after a while, he also strands himself in the future where no Acorns exists anymore

[@parsaattle550]

I love seeing more of Dinosticks on a stick!

[@DanyelleWyant]

All I’m thinking of is that zip line over the mosasuras breaking like on camp cretaceous

[@prettysalty8447]

this makes me REALLY wish we got an evolution game that was less mission focused and was more about the park management, like JPOG

[@TheOneAndOnlyAnt24]

Yo this is fire🔥🔥🔥🔥 I remember watching a stream a while back of him playing Jwe2 and I wished for it make a series, turns out it came true!

[@siopao237]

The drawing💀😭

[@gagamer7251]

man, i remember all these streams, listening to them and writing my book. i promise, i will send you a copy when i finish it. no idea when that will be, but i will send you a copy fish!

[@2Siders]

Bad Weapon Academy: Mass Demolish Tool

[@SanguinaryRain]

Dead ass, the occasional non tf2 is pretty refreshing

[@itsyourfavoriteboi]

you and Jeff goldblum are eerily similar and I love it

[@igga_hd]

brainrot got him, lads

[@SmokiStyle]

brainrot?

[@igga_hd]

@@SmokiStyle unfortunately

[@supertrike5893]

We have an attention seeker over here

[@Goddamndan200]

​@supertrike5893 "Attention seeker! we got attention seeker here! See? No one cares" (dennis nedry)

[@igga_hd]

@@supertrike5893 elaborate?

[@2rel999]

0:23 not me grabbing a banana 💀

[@RealEggBeater]

YOU REMIND ME OF RTGAME THIS IS PEAK CONTENT

[@justamoc7441]

🦖 DINO TIME 🦕 🐓

[@deejellyjay1731]

This is impressive i downloaded the game today and im playing on console and you coloring the ground a different color and putting indents in the ground

[@alicedotjpog]

what a gentle giant of a video

[@Mazterbaiter]

thank you for talking about jw dominion it helped me realize how poor it was, praying rebirth is better.

[@LLCuphead]

1:39:46 the Phineas and Pherb reference got me DIYNG🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😆

[@phone_gal]

i really wish the flat maps in this game where level with the water and didnt have the weird bump thing

[@cloudyxceleste7296]

I must know what map you used please I need this map

[@CaptainStevey]

Ceratosaurus is my new favorite. As a Hyena enjoyer, I'm sure the personification of the non existant stereotype has a lot to do with it.

[@MultiLockedMusic]

1:39:46 I don't see anyone talking about how this Dr. Doofenshmirtz impression was SPOT ON???

[@benwan5133]

Finally someone also agrees that blue is work movie raptor skin