Jurassic World (2015) KILL COUNT

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[@tythememeguy2648]

Dead Meat Sry I'm broke

[@moongaze5565]

Yeeeessssssss

[@Bandit0h.]

I don’t have money:(

[@UglyWhiteBoii]

Dead Mea

[@MrBDog127]

Yea if I had money I totally would

[@Definitely_Not_an_Alien]

I like how all the other dinosaurs are hell bent on causing chaos but the Mosasaur just wants some peace and quiet.

[@emival3335]

Piece of Bread scrolled for this comment

[@FURIOUSAGE]

Piece of Bread bruh fax

[@GravitySvcks]

he just want some shmleep

[@killermode5926]

IM THE 666'TH LIKER NOW IM DOOMED!

[@mannmctrash]

Mosasaur: "All I want is a peaceful life..."

[@twotone3909]

"I wanna see this kid cry from terror not his parents failure to stay together" I have never laughed harder than this

[@-dodup-5970]

spagyes XD

[@KillerAiden32]

yeah like James wants to see this kid be scared for life

[@dre3607]

Ong

[@thatoneweebwiththeannoyedf8115]

I’ve found a way to meme that scene. Zach says that if their parents divorce Grey gets two Christmas and birthdays. Grey then says that he doesn’t want two of everything. My immediate reaction to this is to say “Except parents right?”

[@sanstheskeleton612]

Clever girl........ or boy

[@compl3xdf646]

I like to believe that Blue and Rexy don't fight because they are both wounded and tired. Animals are known to walk away to survive rather than fight to the death.

[@thatoneguy5343]

I think another reason is Blue was backing away from Rexy, telling Rexy that she wasn’t a threat to her and didn’t want to square up. Rexy accepts Blue as not a threat in the moment and just left as it wasn’t necessary to kill Blue.

[@colinbaldwin313]

Not these animals.

[@omegaproductions6660]

Pretty sure it’s because Blue saved Rexy’s life.

[@compl3xdf646]

@@omegaproductions6660 I don't think animals are that intelligent but in this movie's universe definitely that is the reason. In real life, I would like to believe they wouldn't fight

[@kairon5249]

in real life rexy would try to kill blue (because it just won an exhausting fight and needed some sustinence, but its food got snatched by the mosasaurus) but blue would just run away because it is way faster

[@convenient_username7357]

2:20 I honestly like the usage of the Jurassic Park theme here. The shot shows how the park went from a failed and abandoned wreck fest that never saw the light of tourism, to a giant resort/amusement park with thousands of tourists and visitors from all over the 'world', going to the parks various dinosaur attractions, hotels, gift shops, restaurants, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. It was the dream that Hammond never got to live up to

[@4amlibra]

I was looking for this comment, thank you. I understand other people feeling like this was a miss, since they’re comparing it to the music’s usage in the original (like James), but I also understood what they were going for. I mean, it was all over the marketing: “The Park is Open”.

[@colinbaldwin313]

I think that theme would have been more effective if there had at least been some dinosaurs in the shot.

[@sylvinummela2799]

to me it was a ”we’re back in business baby” moment instead of it being laziness

[@gh0stly_retr048]

Sammeee I personally liked it so much...tbh overall I'm a big fan of this movie even though it has some faults

[@alextucker534]

fr he's js hating on on everything

[@HarshveerPoonia]

Fun fact about Irfan Khan. Before he was an actor he was extremely poor and couldnt afford to go watch Jurassic Park 1. 22 years later he played the owner of Jurassic World. What a man. RIP. 🙏 Gone too soon

[@yukinoshitayukino8254]

Wow that's awesome.

[@emilyannthevioletghost715]

Neat

[@starblox6898]

I didn’t know that nice fact

[@theikeabird]

@@emilyannthevioletghost715 Huh, neat.

[@hazardgaminghg122]

Damn I didn't know that. That's pretty cool.

[@hopxfhully6500]

Two types of dinosaurs 1. Yelling, causing chaos 2. Peace, quiet

[@hopxfhully6500]

@Miguel Messina true UuU

[@blxntz]

Rexy is Quite but when you piss her of now your ears bleed

[@blxntz]

269

[@Mac1081]

1: blue and the raptors 2: the mosasaurus

[@hopxfhully6500]

@Gaming And Movie Entertainment shhhhh dont expose meeee

[@mkcstealth7624]

That petting zoo is legit the best thing to come out of the franchise I wanna give a galamimus a hug 😭

[@bravepigster]

They could’ve kept the I-Rex hidden from the audience for a terrifying reveal, they hid it pretty well during most of the cage scene so I think it would’ve been more horrific if we have no clue what it looks like. They could also show us the strike squad going in and finding the tracker, cutting back to the heart monitors and staying in the room so we imagine what’s going on as everyone gets killed. The reveal would then be the part where it looms above the boys, showing off what it actually looks like, THAT is how they should’ve played it out.

[@colinbaldwin313]

That does sound a bit more true to form for the Jurassic Park franchise, especially the original.

[@twister107]

The Indominus was already intimidating enough as is. The fact that it was simply a hybrid does it justice. Not to mention that it’s not hunting for food or territory like other dinosaurs. It was killing for the hell of it!

[@caleblumbard7167]

The fact that James looked up each Mercedes car, and the way he talks like ever car commercial announcer ever, I’m done 😂

[@LvVStudios]

Hahahaha

[@WingedEternitys]

Caleb Lumbard ikr! I love it! Car nerds 😂👍

[@milof8320]

I was the 500th person to like

[@nickswannack780]

Milo Fitzgerald-Jones i was the 1,000th

[@alias4795]

Ikr lol

[@ethanlee9692]

Indominus Rex: *causes noise* Mosasaurus: *Your free trial of living has expired*

[@maryray4960]

Really? I thought it sounded more like *”SHUT THE F*** UP!”*

[@ethanlee9692]

@@maryray4960 Lmao yeh 🤣🤣

[@ElHijoMayor24]

I Rex: *causes noises* Mosasaurus trying to sleep: we don’t do that here

[@nerdbashingtime1536]

When was living, free?

[@ethanlee9692]

@@ElHijoMayor24 Yeah, couldve put it that way

[@evvildead]

See, I get why Claire didn’t take her high heels off in the woods, because when you’re walking through the jungle it’s probably better to have at least SOME protection on your feet. But why she didn’t take them off before the T-Rex scene will forever baffle me.

[@BalajiRanganathan-ff6pg]

I think the heels were broken, being shoes.

[@Firestormlover]

​@@BalajiRanganathan-ff6pg The heels are not broken, the camera focused on her feet for a moment to show she is running in high heels. This was intentional, Howard wanted people to see that she could and did run from a MF T-Rex in high heels that support her, rather than fail on her. (looking at whoever scripted the part where her nephews completely ignore how amazing she is, for one.)

[@Firestormlover]

The heels are not broken, the camera focuses on her feet for a moment to show she is running in high heels. This was intentional, Howard wanted people to see that she could and did run from a MF T-Rex in high heels that support her, rather than fail on her. (looking at whoever scripted the part where her nephews completely ignore how amazing she is, for one.)

[@official_mz0727]

‘I wanna see this kid cry from terror not from his family’s failure to stay together.’got me dying🤣

[@ganymede8257]

This movie was literally the mosasaurus being absolutely done with everything going on in the park

[@burgersteig6536]

Preach it man

[@rodrigotabieros2104]

wait are you team chicken in tiktok?

[@michaelburch3646]

Yea she team chicken

[@meygang.4748]

And the mososaurus saving everyone without noticing 🤣

[@saraogden7704]

All I want to know is why the hell isn't there a mosasaur horror movie like the meg

[@crustomaniac5366]

Dinosaur: roars for 2 seconds Mosasaur: please just shut up I'm trying to rest

[@Rallycarlego30]

So he Dinosaur dint shut up so Mosasaur killed him lol

[@blxntz]

Rexy POV : well I'm never gonna roar again unless I have to against a carnotorus or Eli dumbs

[@Octolicia]

22:04 : I'm pretty sure Rexy understand that Blue never wanted to harm her. Rexy understands that if Blue wasn't here, she would die.

[@omegaproductions6660]

8:59 The reason she didn’t tip over the crane to eat Owen is because like Owen said, the only thing she’s attached to is the crane that always gives her food.

[@soyburglar1878]

What has always killed me about the gyrosphere is how the glass stays so effortlessly spotless, despite being “driven” through all manner of dirt, grass, leaves and jungle mud.

[@kibruazkaenk1510]

It's nano technology

[@quackerrbarrel7077]

@@kibruazkaenk1510 ah yes, "nanotechnology"

[@marymccann3500]

@@quackerrbarrel7077 Everything can be explained away with nanotech! Teleportation? Nanotech. World hunger? Nanotech. Poverty? You bet your ass it's nanotech.

[@firedragn1188]

Dino poop? Nanotech

[@alexlovelady8249]

War? Nanotech

[@cameronscamerabusiness6675]

I love how the mosasaur just doesn’t appear barely at all during this movie but when it does it’s just to stop some noise

[@paradoxtatorstudios9681]

and food but mostly to shut everyone up

[@darkshadowtext2654]

Aizawa is the Mosa and bakugou is Indom

[@NuhashTheHash]

Damn imagine the megalodon making noise and then mosasaurus snaps his neck

[@Jamestopboy]

The Mosasarus just desires to sleep and people keep being around to make noise. So it shuts up what makes noise.

[@oligamer200]

She is shy

[@jayster3.0]

I remember watching this movie with my brother, and every time we heard the characters’ bones crunching when they were being eaten, my brother would always say “It sounds like you when you eat chips” and we both would laugh about it together. Good times.

[@gorrow1990]

Claire really should have faced criminal charges for incredibly gross negligence and manslaughter not shutting down the park much sooner than they should have and getting so many guests killed.

[@sheriffwombat]

I-Rex: I know the WiFi password Raptor squad: New alpha detected.

[@BikramDas-el5pz]

She said the magic word.

[@thejokingsquire625]

Nice call back

[@sandibelramirez8864]

Owen grady: i changed the password a got food.

[@denisehinton1240]

Blue:DID YOU SAY YOU KNOW THE WIFI PASSWORD...... let’s kill the humans

[@sharkyb538]

😄

[@SteampunkHorse]

fun fact: the reason Zara's death was so over-the-top is cuz Katie McGrath wanted her to go out with a bang and pushed for all the stunts which she did herself. Makes me love her even more

[@colinbaldwin313]

Too bad she's such a minor character. It was a cool death, but what impact did it have?

[@cyvader101]

@@colinbaldwin313by being the first female death in the franchise

[@colinbaldwin313]

@@cyvader101 If anything, that just gives a foul-tasting undertone. Like, let her grisly demise be a lesson to all women who aren't caring babysitters!

[@cyvader101]

@@colinbaldwin313 I also heard from another comment that Katie McGrath (Zara’s actress) wanted to go all out on doing her own stunts so they gave her a very elaborate death scene

[@colinbaldwin313]

@@cyvader101 Yeah, that's cool. I'm glad she had fun in the role. And it was cool to watch. I just think it was an off-kilter choice for that minor character.

[@matthewrocks23]

21:30 Literally when the T-Rex and indo was fighting I was losing hope the king would die till blue showed up and joined the fight like I thought it was a cutest and coolest thing ever to see them team up on him and then the mosasaurus came in the clutch with just shutting him up

[@bearok89]

The skeleton that Rexy destroys at 21:05 is actually a Spinosaur skeleton which could be a nod to how poorly recieved JP3 was.

[@SorenDaein]

Part of that was most likely attributed to the fact the Spinosaurus snapped a T-Rex's neck. Something the filmmakers admitted to feeling guilty about in the AMC Story Notes version of JP3.

[@genericname2747]

I want a Jurrasic park movie where a bunch of scientists try to create a cool looking dinosaur, but just end up creating a giant bird.

[@genericname2747]

@Kyell Verdonschot yes. A giant chicken that ends up eating someone

[@ursaminor9780]

@@genericname2747 This is sounding suspiciously similar to Jimmy Neutron

[@randomtexanguy9563]

yea thats called creating any type of pterosaur

[@nerbdoi2740]

Arise mega-ultra chicken!

[@thatonegirlyouprobablyhate]

@@randomtexanguy9563 Pterosaurs aren’t dinosaurs

[@shalashaska69420]

Rex and blue: *struggling to stop the I-Rex* Mosasaur: *fine then, I’ll do it*

[@parrishharris3008]

Lmao I'm dead

[@blxntz]

Her name's Rexy the Queen Of Nublar

[@peanuthead6889]

“Fine I’ll do it myself”, **proceeds to grab infinity gauntlet**

[@indominusrex1249]

WAIT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR DOING

[@huimang94]

@@peanuthead6889 Lmaooo that was exactly what I thought of 😂😂😂

[@Kappley5001]

It’s nice to hear that even the guy who counts gruesome deaths in horror films also took issue with how unnecessary the caretakers death was. Just bummed me out for literally no reason when I saw it.

[@Casual_guy1234]

Eddie car:

[@holycrusader3119]

mosasaurus is like that older brother that's usually in his room playing games, but charges out to wrestle once there's sound.

[@4mplitude]

hey that sounds like me

[@admiralinvertebrate5649]

That was me when I was younger, before I had to have brain surgery. That however, is a VERY long, totally off topic story. Not exactly what I should write about when people are shown getting stepped on, stabbed, suffocated, shot, eaten, poisoned, impaled, drowned, tortured, decapitated, dismembered, beaten, burned alive, run over, falling, and getting diseased in James’ kill counts.

[@gradefprofessional]

Basically me with my little brother

[@Vin499]

there's 666 likes and idk if its a coincidence or not

[@-PanPan-]

When the dinosaurs have more personality than the actual characters.

[@missducky3290]

Why is this true? Lmaoo

[@nolanc9432]

This is true tbh

[@CEO_FloridaMan]

Tris The Pancake yes

[@Raccon_Detective.]

@RED Engineer Agreed.

[@charax-1]

Why is this so true?

[@SorenDaein]

I think the reason Owen Grady doused himself with gasoline was to hide from both of the Indominus Rex's methods of tracking. The smell would be too much for the creature to sniff him out and the gasoline would also hide his heat pattern.

[@CartoonDinosaur.]

James taking the piss about Grady being a badass is 90% of the reason I rewatch this video over and over 🤣🤣

[@natashaburns4965]

The divorce subplot existed solely to make my brother and I cry when my parents took us to see it... right after they told us they were getting a divorce

[@itsamechrispratt380]

Shit dude I'm so sorry for your and your brother. I hope it all turned out fine.

[@natashaburns4965]

@@itsamechrispratt380 oh yeah! We're better now, it's just so funny to me in hindsight

[@itsamechrispratt380]

@@natashaburns4965 that's great to hear my dude!

[@samin1113]

Hope your happy with your choice

[@natashaburns4965]

@Anime_ Fan no worries lol

[@WeebooMeeboo]

21:45 Mosasaurus: HOW MANY F***ING TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU ALL TO SHUT UP WHILE IM TRYING TO ENJOY MY BEAUTY SLEEP!!!!

[@laflaca6666]

It's 12:12 am and I am trying not to laugh

[@vasty1381]

When you censor the curse because you want to respect your morals and care about your inner mind about cussing

[@kalainreinard8421]

Indominus Rex: What beauty?

[@raynxynvods6344]

me when someone wakes me up when i'm really tired

[@norrinzsays]

The way Blue and Rexy just shut up when the mosasaurus shows up is just great

[@VanillaMidgetSSBM]

Jurassic world characters: Mosasaurs: "That's it, I'm getting me mallet!"

[@guyfurry9970]

Fun fact: Zara was apparently going to be much more obnoxious and rude, which would’ve made her more deserving of that excessive death scene, but they cut a lot of the extra footage.

[@mase5995]

I felt so bad for Zara’s death because she was just trying to do her job of looking after the boys because Claire left them with her

[@marlonclark1896]

and most of all she was about to get married

[@squineod710]

@@marlonclark1896 I noticed that too ☹️

[@pancaketrex5673]

Well that's mother nature's work.

[@shamefulfox5744]

i mean yeah it is a pretty harsh death for a good character but i kindsa like it, just because it is somewhat different, it's amost always bad people who die horribly, just like with Eddie in the lost world nature doesn't care who you are or if you're good or bad. both Eddie and Zara were good people and both died bad deaths, however that is nature, creatures don't care and just see you as nothing more than food but yeah a bit over the top not gonna lie.....

[@mistawolf752]

Ye there was apparently going to be scenes that got cut from the movie which made her character really unlikable and that’s why her death is really brutal when it shouldn’t have been

[@nota444tm2]

Fun fact. Zara's death was the most brutal cause the mososaur has a 2nd jaw in it's mouth that literally grinds it's victims to tiny bits. At least...that's what i heard.

[@potatoking4227]

you can literally see the 2nd jaw when it eats zara.

[@racheldelgado1598]

That part made me so sad when I first watched the movie

[@deetee2011]

Is it as brutal as Eddie carrs death. That poor fuck got ripped in two by a pair of t Rex's

[@careyptog]

N O T A 444 TM it’s true

[@nirosinouri8508]

Not to mention she got combo’ed into that kill. Juggled!

[@WixMoran]

I always found Zaara's kill mean spirited too. Usually that kind of carnage is set-up by something that makes you want the character to die badly. Even worse is when you realize, she likely didn't die right away but was slowly dissolved in the Mosaur's digestive track as she was swallowed whole.

[@nicholasmallard2926]

That's lame if the only characters that bite the dust are those who deserve it! I wish more risks would have been taken like Claire sacrificing herself or another main character getting knocked off as shock value just to show these Carnivores don't give a F**k! Fallen Kingdom and Dominion suffer because of no risks to the main cast! The Alien franchise succeeded in taking risks to increase the threat of the Xenomorph which is something JW2 and 3 failed at!

[@MichaelFreiberg-qy8bt]

moasaur had 2 sets of teeth for shredding, so she wouldve been shredded to death instead of digested

[@LiterallySpikeSpiegel]

This isn’t the first time a character that didn’t deserve to die died. Eddie was killed trying to save everyone and the poor guy got manhandled by two Tyrannosaurs before getting TORN IN HALF by them. Dinosaurs don’t really care if you’re a good person or not.

[@lostaudio]

That ACU scene is so good... the music, the acting... goosebumps every time...

[@thomasfplm]

About Zara's death being the most mean spirited of the franchise, I think Eddie's is at least on pair with that one. He was torn apart while doing all he could to save other people.

[@vengance81108]

Literally torn in half

[@welkingunther5417]

@@vengance81108 I still remember that VERY well, this many years later

[@theonlybigmorg]

who's Eddie

[@thomasfplm]

@@theonlybigmorg, the field equipment specialist in Lost World.

[@anonymouslonely7765]

ikr i dont think we even know much about zara other than her death being sort of pathetic where as Eddie could have gone to the camp or up high and live but decided to save his friends

[@fkez0510]

*Unofficial raptor and Indominous rex translation* Blue: "Oi bruv we're here to kill ya" Other raptor: "Yeah we've smelt ur tracker and now we're here" Indominous rex: "But what reason would u have for doing that" Blue: "Oh yeah thats a good point" Indominous rex: "I bet u didn't know i'm part raptor" Blue: "Aw no way mate" Other raptors: "Wow, didn't know that" Indominous rex: "So i'm not ur enemy the humans r" Blue: "Yeah lets kill the humans now for some reason" Owen: That thing's part raptor

[@ion2347]

god damn australian raptors can never trust em

[@fkez0510]

i was going for drunk British raptor but sure whatever

[@AthenisKS81]

Blue: "Hi, we have to kill you. You're bad." Indominus: "Okay, but Martha won't like that." Blue: "Why did you say that name?!" Indominus: "Martha is the woman that cleans my paddock." Blue: "Martha cleans our paddock too! We're totally besties now."

[@coachsteel]

@@AthenisKS81 XD I'm fuckin dead

[@mrmc101]

someone watched HISHE

[@redacted3876]

Fun fact, Zara’s death is much more brutal than you would think, mosasaurs had a second row of teeth designed to shred food it didn’t chew, so Zara was *shredded to death inside a mosasaur’s mouth*

[@Remarkable_Real3345]

Jake Johnson is one of my fav actors of all time. He manages to make light to all the movies and shows he is in

[@BearerOfAsh]

"This movie ain't about to kill Chris Pratt" Infinity War did, though.

[@meldrickedwards1785]

Guy Pink thor should have cut the arm off

[@oscardepaz6805]

@@meldrickedwards1785 you saw the hishe too.

[@standotexe]

Thor shouldn't have been monologuing

[@patchyblonde]

Guy Pink spoiler!

[@TheDancelover4ever]

This movie has been so spoiled since it came out theres no reason for me to fucking see it at this point. Maybe it was great, I don't care to know since y'all ruined the god damn twist.

[@MilkyMocha_]

It's crazy how 6 kids lasted longer than fully grown adults.

[@ronchristiantiman8237]

dem kids beefed up right

[@negotiatorbingus2613]

Yep

[@pokemon_trainer7894]

pog

[@Insomnia32611]

True

[@ttxlovely8629]

logic

[@Erafune]

I always wondered why the Containment Team's weapons were so ineffective against the Indominus. Were those supposed to be some kind of electric stun guns? And I also scratched my head about the Pteranodons heading straight for the helicopter. Made no sense to me why they would attack the first thing they saw.

[@zaygotclout9510]

Yes, they were stun rods/ guns. They were attempting to subdue it and put it back in containment, which is why there's a bit where owen and masarani go back and forth and masarani says "we can't just kill it." after the attempt to subdue and tranquilize it fails they go along with the evacuation

[@nukepig231]

I love how much he goes off on Chris Pratt about him being “so cool”😂

[@fyamada9332]

Mosasauras: gets ticked off Indominous Rex: "why do I hear boss music?"

[@dreademperor2094]

Mosasaurs: *jumps out of the water* I JUST WANT SOME PEACE!!!!! *bits the Indominous Rex neck and drags her into the water*

[@fearbuttera9477]

Nah he just wanted them to be quiet so it could sleep, that why it scared rexy and blue

[@johnmonke8066]

*mosasaurus *Indominus

[@calypsia]

@@fearbuttera9477 its a female its confirmed in feeding time

[@KingKori_2x]

@@emmalott1132 explain 🤔

[@dalton7625]

15:03 holy fuck i’m so glad i’m not the only person that noticed the dude running with the drinks. me and my mom saw that in theaters and we laughed about it for like 10 minutes

[@enternickname]

Go look up the cosplays people have done of that character, they’re so funny and creative 😂

[@DaHuntsman1]

considering how expensive those magarita's must have been, hell yeah he'd take them with him

[@DMTurbo]

That's jimmy buffet, the owner of margaritaville, the restaurant he was running from

[@VampireSexGoddess]

Yeah I saw that too. Margaritas are your priority, dude?

[@ryanjanis9184]

@@DMTurbo Plus Jimmy Buffet of…being Jimmy effin (not his real middle name) Buffet. RIP.

[@owenbyrne9850]

Delta being the raptor that kills Hoskins actually has some depth. earlier, when he is talking about the wolf puppy, he asks to pet Delta(when she is in that restraining device), does it, and Delta growls loudly. she clearly didn't like Hoskins. I love how you portray the Mosasaurus as just wanting quiet, like a stereotypical librarian.

[@-JacksonSwain-]

i dont know if you noticed this but the goggles that grey finds are actually the same type of goggles that time had in the first movie. just adding a little more nostalgia to the table.

[@Korraganitar]

He did. That's why he referenced the "heavy, therefore expensive" line from that movie.

[@Cryptking_3]

"Dull machete for lamest kill" KZbin subtitles: "Almost ready for lame-ass kill"

[@ColinCartoons]

yes

[@rageoholicsm4353]

Fun fact the KZbinr (if they choose to) can make custom subtitles

[@coolguyishere8851]

@@rageoholicsm4353 but the ones that said that line are auto generated by KZbin so it wasn’t James who said that horrible translation

[@ollieno971]

@@rageoholicsm4353 everyone knows that

[@GazeGamerX]

@@ollieno971 i didn't

[@Robi2009]

If I was the owner of JP, I would say: "Keep just the herbivores". Problem solved. People still could ride on cute triceratopses, pet gallimimus, hug apatosaurus etc. without having to fear of being eaten

[@floridaturtleark4914]

Therizino from ark: A S C E N D E D

[@iguanaboi3921]

I'd keep a T-Rex, it's a big, easy to track predator, and it's also pretty well known

[@philipsyoutube6111]

Or, make Jurassic Safari! How about that?

[@earlspencer7863]

But then we wouldn't have a movie

[@bluesira]

As mathematicians such as Dr Malcolm would say, there is no such thing as a "safe" environment when chaos is involved. Part of the joy and thrill of Jurassic Park is that it's not about the threat of dinosaurs eating people, it's about the risks and dangers of using science in an unprecedented way and the unanticipated consequences which follow. I would argue that even if you only cloned the "safe" dinosaurs, there are still many risks which could arise and many dangers which could result. If the whole point of the franchise is to explore the hubris of mankind's use of genetic engineering, then the solution cannot be to simply say, "But I know how to do it the RIGHT way!" You would end up as a JP villain getting killed by stampeding herbivores. No offense.

[@areomorales6511]

I remember how during my first year of online school that despite loving having my own schedule, classes, teacher, and hours I also sourly missed out on social interaction. I remember one afternoon I was in the middle of an English essay about south eastern religions and philosophies and discovered Dead Meat through their Predator kill count video only to immediately latched on and never let go. James and everyone involved has been such a comfort to me for years and even though I graduated in 2021 I still adore watching this channel so much :)

[@LFBluedog64]

'Dinosaw' is living in my head rent free

[@CrimsonRabbitStudios]

When Zara was eaten, along with the Pteranodon, by the mosasaurus, she didn’t just get swallowed whole. If you look closely, you can see another smaller row of teeth in the mosasaurus’ mouth, so when Zara was eaten, she got torn up into pieces by those teeth.

[@bigmamaguppy8397]

Master Of Awesome! Oh yeah!

[@ky_piece]

Master Of Awesome! The impact may have killed her before??

[@-dodup-5970]

Kya Lazz no

[@roberthouck8486]

Yikes. Either way, Her death wasn't nearly as 'mean-spirited' as the bald guy who got torn apart by two t-rex's while saving his friends in the Lost World. At least that guy was likable.

[@nolanc9432]

Oh shite

[@Andy-hq3eq]

Praise for all the raptors that died (Charlie, Delta, and Echo)

[@ChurchofUnitologyOfficial]

F

[@jayboi2721]

Blue and Rexy avenged them then blue killed the indoraptor so blue is a real one

[@redactedagentdataexpunged9431]

Glad Blue isn't

[@mariazavala5014]

F

[@mugrootbeer.3029]

Echo may have lived but we assume not cause she just got thrown

[@mikaela5938]

this one was my favorite of the movies, seeing a fully realized dinosaur theme park was just too much fun and as overused as Chris Pratt is i really enjoyed his sequences with the raptors, i also liked Claire bc Bryce Dallas Howard is really cute even though her character was kind of a crappy aunt for the first parts of the film

[@SniperDiplomat]

I love and relate to James's enthusiasm for dinosahwuhs.

[@francescogulisano2917]

Me: oh, Zara seems nice, I hope nothing bad happens to her James: here comes the most brutal and drawn out death of the movie Me: ...

[@borntodie823]

Same I was rooting for her but when she died they didn't even care and I was so mad!

[@cloudshines812]

That’s proof that in Jurassic Park, it doesn’t matter if your nice or standard. The dinos still kill because they’re animals. And sometimes, even to the nicest of us, death can lead to brutal ways to go

[@beckettmaffei]

@@borntodie823 I'm so confused when people say they liked her. She might not have deserved what she got, but she was a jerk. She was careless, and she let the kids run off. She was rude overall, and I predicted her death.

[@jonathanhill4504]

simp

[@davidfuchs845]

Considering The Lost World ripped Eddie Carr in half for the sin of trying to selflessly save the dumbass main characters, I can't really say that Zara's death is all that atypical. Some characters get a comeuppance death, but by and large people just...die in the series.

[@ollobot123]

James: The mosasuarus is not a dinosaur Kids: Impossible

[@Raccon_Detective.]

NANI ?!

[@robertlewisreacts5753]

LOL

[@CarlosReyes-cr1ke]

Maybe the archives are not complete

[@tombeerens421]

@Ender Gaming That doesn't mean anything. Dinosaurs (land reptiles) are of the clade Dinosauria. Flying reptiles like the Pteranodon are of the clade pterosauria. Last but not least, I don't think there is a clear clade for the sea reptiles. The Mosasaurus belongs to the clade Pythonomorpha, while the Plesiosaur belongs to the Pistosauria. So you can't say every species with 'saur(us)' is a Dinosaur.

[@ManlyGaga]

Ender Gaming bruh your actually stupid saur means lizard, you are actually dumb

[@yoyohenboi7955]

"I wanna see this little kid cry from terror" totally going to bring that out of context.

[@HupsoniX]

"I want to see this little kid *cry from terror* " ~ JAJ 2018

[@boizz8585]

Lol

[@jaehyun4618]

Legend has it: To this day.. The mosasaurus never got the peace and quiet.

[@josephryan7372]

Not being a grammar Nazi, I just see it incorrect everywhere, the thing is a "Mosasaur" there is no "us" on the end, like with Tyrannosaurus.

[@tf2showcasesandmore494]

“Monosaurus” What?

[@josephryan7372]

@@tf2showcasesandmore494 No one has said "Monosaurus", who are you quoting?

[@tf2showcasesandmore494]

Joseph Ryan ok me grammar nazi sorry the country of autocorrect is filled with improper spellings...

[@christianwilliams4123]

@@josephryan7372 literally says it in the original post .....

[@PatrickBoyda]

Escalation. of Thumbnail monsters: JP: The Big One LW: T-Rex JP3: Spinosaurus JW: CHRIS PRATT OH GOD

[@tyrannapusandfriends6254]

YourMateNick oh... oooohhh... OOOOOHH!

[@NodDisciple1]

Patrick Boyda JW 2: Script writers are drunk.

[@raymondandreesanchez5521]

Patrick Boyda jw:indominus rex dont watch movies is you will make bad Jokes of it

[@sunnyeleven_]

JWFK: OH DEAR JEFF GOLDBLUM

[@sunnyeleven_]

@@raymondandreesanchez5521 r/wooosh

[@braedenrichardson3077]

I love it when you make wrestling jokes so fricking funny

[@RavenclawReigns]

One of my favourite movies ever! My only sad moment was when Zara was killed; she didn't deserve to die in physical and mental agony :((. Zara was still my fav character tho.

[@therealestohioan]

Indo Rex: roars for 2 seconds Mosasaur: Roses are red, a king wears a crown, you wouldn't shut up, so prepare to drown.

[@ttxlovely8629]

mosasaur: violets are blue grass is green would you be quiet you fucking noise machine?

[@Alfie_chat]

@@ttxlovely8629 lol

[@zuno6946]

@KARAH BOWDEN you ruined the masterpieces of those rhymes

[@lucasdg6904]

I love how James isn’t even trying to hide his childlike love for dinosaurs

[@Realfm0lk]

Jurassic world for sure has the best kills in the series

[@capnjackYT]

Renowned comedy duo “kids in ball” LMAOOOOO that’s the hardest I’ve ever laughed watching one of these, thank u james

[@scatteredheros8557]

I'm still excited about these f**king plastic toys Dude!!!😂

[@TheFlock83]

Scattered Hero's literally read that while he said it

[@ihungerlikethewolves9676]

XD

[@T0mbstoner]

My most fav part. XD ahhaahahaahhahahahahaahahhhaahahhahaahahhaahhahahahahhaahhaahahhahahhahahaha hahahah

[@not_solstaartz_0ne225]

He’s a little kid at heart let’s be honest

[@ctshaffer1999]

Fun Fact: Mosasaurs are actually a type of monitor lizard related to Komodo dragons. They likely had forked tongues in real life, just like living monitor lizards and snakes. Pterosaurs aren’t dinosaurs either, but they do share a common ancestor.

[@Definitely_not_ai]

Dear god.

[@Judgement_Kazzy]

Indominus: "I fear no dinosaur, but that... thing... It scares me"

[@zerojake4387]

Ok

[@its1899]

theyre not monitor lizards, they're related to them.

[@sorrenblitz805]

Mosasaurs are actually True Lizards, in the same family as Monitor Lizards and Komodo dragons, but not actually a monitor Lizard. Also saying something shares a common ancestor is really basic, all life on earth shares a common ancestor.

[@bots44579]

Jurassic world being 2 hours and 4 mins: 🗑 Dead Meat putting the whole movie in 24 mins: 👑

[@ihavenoclue5073]

The car stuff you do had me laughing so hard!!!😂😂😂

[@timstar6701]

16:44 Fat bad dude: with or without you Me: with or without the only guy who can control the raptors

[@noneofyourbusiness4294]

And even Owen didn't have full control over them. He raised them, they still don't fully listen to him. What was the plan of the fat dude? Without Owen they'd have turned on the humans immediately. That's pretty much the entire point of the scene, where that one dude fell into the raptors paddock

[@RavynMad121]

That was kind of the point of the character: only sees what he wants to see. He was totally dumb enough to try running that mission without Owen, probably thought himself badass enough to control them himself.

[@ajmiller3100]

Chexpet he was dumb enough to run that mission without Owen, but Owen should have been smart enough to know that mission doesn’t run successfully without him. Say these beasts don’t listen to anyone but me, so without me they’ll just eat you. Don’t matter how dumb you are, that makes sense.

[@bugsyyyyyy]

“This movie ain’t about to kill Chris Pratt” Thanos: *snap*

[@scp--297]

😂

[@gorla752]

Good one

[@lizc.671]

Bugsy ! OH LOL

[@nellbug]

T_T

[@CertainlyCaro]

Oh man...

[@MyWorld-eb9oz]

Ya know, Vic's death looks more painful than Zara's and he just wouldn't have been able to scream well enough for the death to reach its full potential.

[@XcitedSituation]

I like how the mosasaurus only attacks because it wants some piece and quiet.

[@epicface2329]

9/10 Not enough peace and quiet for the mosasaur.

[@DrugFishYT]

Ha. Nice. He needs dat rest do

[@charlescarson7033]

Mosasaurus just wants to live A peaceful life

[@Nephelis]

It just wants to live a peaceful life in this crazy, noisy and bizarre island

[@thelocalfriendlybarcode4791]

1/10 comment , not original

[@1mol831]

Mossy has the biggest jaws

[@jonathanweaver5310]

Worst bit with Zara's death, is you can see her trying to crawl out right before the Mososaurus' jaws snap closed

[@naeljalani9631]

Quite snappy

[@normalhuman9878]

Reminds me of my cringe teenage years where I had a velociraptor OC with feathers and the same empathy as Blue. Mostly because I like dinosaurs with feathers and was so upset that the JW raptors didn’t have them

[@M1DLL]

Nah I prefer JP/JW Raptors I think they are cute! (But deadly)

[@normalhuman9878]

@@M1DLL but they could’ve been _fluffy_

[@bandit_six5418]

Gotta agree; all the “normal day at the theme park” stuff WORKED for my inner child.

[@BebaBoop10]

James: they’re not about to kill Chris Pratt Marvel : Hold my beer

[@queenpotato3808]

Nice

[@raynxynvods6344]

xD Noooo

[@starmancrusader]

And then resurrect him

[@raynxynvods6344]

@@starmancrusader Yessss!

[@teresaaltman2461]

*Civilized 80's music stops*

[@faye61]

"Who's the alpha" "you're lookin' at 'em kid" and "can we stay with you?-no no, him" are my favorite interactions in this movie, just two kids who wanna have fun with chris

[@MANiRo5OobittO]

i honestly cringed at the dialogue between the kids and chris, lmao the movie sucked with its dialogue

[@faye61]

@@MANiRo5OobittO that's fine but.....it's not a big deal

[@caneloex5897]

@@MANiRo5OobittO stfu

[@mr_blue7161]

Well I mean it is Chris pratt

[@luvvsushi6581]

@@faye61 exactly. Don’t know why people get so pressed. Just enjoy it start to end

[@elessartelcontar147]

I breaks my suspension of disbelief is the I-Rex talking to the raptors. Like, in the first movie, Clever girl didn't really "talked" to her pack, she just growled and bit them. The fifth movie (+some lines in the books) implies that all the dinos show weird behaviors because the first generations didn't have any parents to teach them anything, they basically relly on pure instinct, that's why they behave like killing machines, chasing humans even when it doen'st make any sense. By the third movie, we see a generation of raptors that already developed some kind of comunication, there has been a few generations already. The issue with this scene is that Blue, Delta. Charlie and Echo grew up in isolation. They wouldn't be able to "talk" to other raptors, but I can accept that they actually "talk" to one another. What is utterly bizarre and immersion-breaking is that Indominus, who was raised in isolation after eating its own brother, knows how to "talk" to the Raptor Pack.

[@thatoneguy4855]

"I wanna see this little kid cry for *terror* not his family stuggling to stay together." Out of context that slaps

[@sancheezzzy2712]

15:05 I remember I died laughing in theater when I saw that guy grab his drinks lmao

[@slasher3705]

He was ready to die with the margaritas. also poor zara

[@Chloe-ln7jd]

Margarita man the true hero of this film.

[@irishfireclaw]

Well that guy is Jimmy Buffet

[@mushrooms5601]

OH GOD A BUNCH OF PTEROSAURS oop I need my margaritas

[@irishfireclaw]

@@mushrooms5601 wait.......how in the world are you still alive after all this time?

[@jcdenton7060]

I love how for every video you change your decorations in every video to fit the movie

[@NeoArashi]

jc Denton Except the Jason Vorhees and Ghostface masks

[@supersaiyanbro]

Noticed that too

[@tcayzer]

James, I freakin' love your call out to the Mercedes commercials!! Has me rolling })

[@JakeMontgomeryHamilton]

21:28. Love me some subtlety hidden professional wrestling references. Subscribed.

[@superxmario128]

I always thought that Zara's death was meant to be a joke over how females have never died in any of the JP movies which is why they gave her such a brutal death scene.

[@cashlintner8492]

superxmario128 I thought that too

[@deepbhlue7973]

Malaska :D did you even see the part where it said her death and her name

[@irishguy051]

I also feel like the number should be two female deaths, because one of those ACU soldiers from the "IT CAN CAMOFLAUGE" scene is clearly female. Shes one of the closest ones to the Indominus, so it would make sense that she got caught in the rampage.

[@juno_4492]

irishguy051 Plus all the dinosaurs death, they’re females

[@cobusleroux2169]

It felt so forced and, as he said, mean-spirited. the entire point of the kill was to remind us that the Mosasaur was still there but it could have been any other person and served the same function. Zara was actually a character I felt a bit of sympathy for then they just murdered her, it was even a kill, it was outright murder. She was singled out entirely for some reason and just killed. Out of the entire movie where dinosaurs kill people, this scene is the one thing that i remember because it bothered me so much.

[@killanoidd]

Irrfan Khan just passed away, RIP dude :(

[@aarushshrivastava2822]

Sk8erboiabel I hope they have some sort of homage to him in the 3rd movie

[@killanoidd]

Truth The Meme Lord Ik but it was so sudden 😢

[@hazardgaminghg122]

Damn. I did not know that till I saw your comment. R.I.P.🙏🏻❤

[@tigerhoods7927]

I know 🙏🏾

[@phantomcraftgaming158]

F in the chat

[@connoriquada5429]

“Kids in the ball” was a great joke James. Bravo. 👏🏻👏🏻

[@MyWorld-eb9oz]

I will never be able to unsee the Mercedes commercial in this movie

[@nolanc9432]

The Mosausaur, everything about it, terrified me of going into pools that I can’t touch the bottom.

[@princessazulaofthefirenati5870]

Oooooofffff i live in Hawaii when i first saw the movie i was scared to go the beach😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@shrek_yt1162]

Pee pee

[@kujikawathemeekmage3640]

Where Is Waldo - you really need to not ruin the fun

[@jebalitabb8228]

Where Is Waldo I still look over my shoulder after rewatching IT follows, I don’t expect a demon to actually be there tho. Your logic is dumb you don’t seem to understand how horror works

[@jebalitabb8228]

Where Is Waldo I’m not sure if you’re playing a character and only pretending to be disabled, so good job it’s very convincing

[@SwishyBros]

1st Kill: Ellis 2nd Kill: Nick Who’s next, someone named Coach?

[@Jimmy-jr4bj]

Swishy Bros no no no Rochelles next coach is to big a pimp

[@tstorm64m66]

No way that's no coincidence

[@NYWallCrawler]

*gasp*

[@killanoidd]

Swishy Bros left for dead

[@gaylordrobinson1199]

Swishy Bros I don’t get it

[@jaredbrannon1601]

They see me rolling 11:30

[@theshockerpit7274]

They hating

[@xXRyanRazorbladeXx]

patrolling and tryna catch me ridin dirty

[@YSL8704]

I bet the Mosasaurs kept roaring underwater, basically saying “SHUT THE FUCK UP! I’M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!”