Jurassic World (2015) KILL COUNT

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[@tythememeguy2648]

Dead Meat Sry I'm broke

[@moongaze5565]

Yeeeessssssss

[@Brandit0h.]

I don’t have money:(

[@UglyWhiteBoii]

Dead Mea

[@MrBDog127]

Yea if I had money I totally would

[@cameronscamerabusiness6675]

I love how the mosasaur just doesn’t appear barely at all during this movie but when it does it’s just to stop some noise

[@paradoxtatorstudios9681]

and food but mostly to shut everyone up

[@darkshadowtext2654]

Aizawa is the Mosa and bakugou is Indom

[@NuhashTheHash]

Damn imagine the megalodon making noise and then mosasaurus snaps his neck

[@Jamestopboy]

The Mosasarus just desires to sleep and people keep being around to make noise. So it shuts up what makes noise.

[@Purge_18]

She is shy

[@Definitely_Not_an_Alien]

I like how all the other dinosaurs are hell bent on causing chaos but the Mosasaur just wants some peace and quiet.

[@emival3335]

Piece of Bread scrolled for this comment

[@FURIOUSAGE]

Piece of Bread bruh fax

[@GravitySvcks]

he just want some shmleep

[@killermode5926]

IM THE 666'TH LIKER NOW IM DOOMED!

[@mannmctrash]

Mosasaur: "All I want is a peaceful life..."

[@ganymede8257]

This movie was literally the mosasaurus being absolutely done with everything going on in the park

[@burgersteig6536]

Preach it man

[@rodrigotabieros2104]

wait are you team chicken in tiktok?

[@michaelburch3646]

Yea she team chicken

[@meygang.4748]

And the mososaurus saving everyone without noticing 🤣

[@saraogden7704]

All I want to know is why the hell isn't there a mosasaur horror movie like the meg

[@convenient_username]

2:20 I honestly like the usage of the Jurassic Park theme here. The shot shows how the park went from a failed and abandoned wreck fest that never saw the light of tourism, to a giant resort/amusement park with thousands of tourists and visitors from all over the 'world', going to the parks various dinosaur attractions, hotels, gift shops, restaurants, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. It was the dream that Hammond never got to live up to

[@4amlibra]

I was looking for this comment, thank you. I understand other people feeling like this was a miss, since they’re comparing it to the music’s usage in the original (like James), but I also understood what they were going for. I mean, it was all over the marketing: “The Park is Open”.

[@colinbaldwin313]

I think that theme would have been more effective if there had at least been some dinosaurs in the shot.

[@sylvinummela2799]

to me it was a ”we’re back in business baby” moment instead of it being laziness

[@gh0stly_retr048]

Sammeee I personally liked it so much...tbh overall I'm a big fan of this movie even though it has some faults

[@alextucker534]

fr he's js hating on on everything

[@twotone3909]

"I wanna see this kid cry from terror not his parents failure to stay together" I have never laughed harder than this

[@-dodup-5970]

spagyes XD

[@KillerAiden32]

yeah like James wants to see this kid be scared for life

[@dre3607]

Ong

[@thatoneweebwiththeannoyedf8115]

I’ve found a way to meme that scene. Zach says that if their parents divorce Grey gets two Christmas and birthdays. Grey then says that he doesn’t want two of everything. My immediate reaction to this is to say “Except parents right?”

[@sanstheskeleton612]

Clever girl........ or boy

[@HarshveerPoonia]

Fun fact about Irfan Khan. Before he was an actor he was extremely poor and couldnt afford to go watch Jurassic Park 1. 22 years later he played the owner of Jurassic World. What a man. RIP. 🙏 Gone too soon

[@yukinoshitayukino8254]

Wow that's awesome.

[@emilyannthevioletghost715]

Neat

[@starblox6898]

I didn’t know that nice fact

[@thebrokenbird-c5m]

@@emilyannthevioletghost715 Huh, neat.

[@hazardgaminghg122]

Damn I didn't know that. That's pretty cool.

[@caleblumbard7167]

The fact that James looked up each Mercedes car, and the way he talks like ever car commercial announcer ever, I’m done 😂

[@LvVStudios]

Hahahaha

[@WingedEternitys]

Caleb Lumbard ikr! I love it! Car nerds 😂👍

[@milof8320]

I was the 500th person to like

[@nickswannack780]

Milo Fitzgerald-Jones i was the 1,000th

[@alias4795]

Ikr lol

[@compl3xdf646]

I like to believe that Blue and Rexy don't fight because they are both wounded and tired. Animals are known to walk away to survive rather than fight to the death.

[@thatoneguy5343]

I think another reason is Blue was backing away from Rexy, telling Rexy that she wasn’t a threat to her and didn’t want to square up. Rexy accepts Blue as not a threat in the moment and just left as it wasn’t necessary to kill Blue.

[@colinbaldwin313]

Not these animals.

[@omegaproductions6660]

Pretty sure it’s because Blue saved Rexy’s life.

[@compl3xdf646]

@@omegaproductions6660 I don't think animals are that intelligent but in this movie's universe definitely that is the reason. In real life, I would like to believe they wouldn't fight

[@kairon5249]

in real life rexy would try to kill blue (because it just won an exhausting fight and needed some sustinence, but its food got snatched by the mosasaurus) but blue would just run away because it is way faster

[@SteampunkHorse]

fun fact: the reason Zara's death was so over-the-top is cuz Katie McGrath wanted her to go out with a bang and pushed for all the stunts which she did herself. Makes me love her even more

[@colinbaldwin313]

Too bad she's such a minor character. It was a cool death, but what impact did it have?

[@cyvader101]

@@colinbaldwin313by being the first female death in the franchise

[@colinbaldwin313]

@@cyvader101 If anything, that just gives a foul-tasting undertone. Like, let her grisly demise be a lesson to all women who aren't caring babysitters!

[@cyvader101]

@@colinbaldwin313 I also heard from another comment that Katie McGrath (Zara’s actress) wanted to go all out on doing her own stunts so they gave her a very elaborate death scene

[@colinbaldwin313]

@@cyvader101 Yeah, that's cool. I'm glad she had fun in the role. And it was cool to watch. I just think it was an off-kilter choice for that minor character.

[@soyburglar77]

What has always killed me about the gyrosphere is how the glass stays so effortlessly spotless, despite being “driven” through all manner of dirt, grass, leaves and jungle mud.

[@kibruazkaenk1510]

It's nano technology

[@quackerrbarrel7077]

@@kibruazkaenk1510 ah yes, "nanotechnology"

[@marymccann3500]

@@quackerrbarrel7077 Everything can be explained away with nanotech! Teleportation? Nanotech. World hunger? Nanotech. Poverty? You bet your ass it's nanotech.

[@firedragn1188]

Dino poop? Nanotech

[@alexlovelady8249]

War? Nanotech

[@crustomaniac5366]

Dinosaur: roars for 2 seconds Mosasaur: please just shut up I'm trying to rest

[@Rallycarlego30]

So he Dinosaur dint shut up so Mosasaur killed him lol

[@blxntz]

Rexy POV : well I'm never gonna roar again unless I have to against a carnotorus or Eli dumbs

[@bravepigster]

They could’ve kept the I-Rex hidden from the audience for a terrifying reveal, they hid it pretty well during most of the cage scene so I think it would’ve been more horrific if we have no clue what it looks like. They could also show us the strike squad going in and finding the tracker, cutting back to the heart monitors and staying in the room so we imagine what’s going on as everyone gets killed. The reveal would then be the part where it looms above the boys, showing off what it actually looks like, THAT is how they should’ve played it out.

[@colinbaldwin313]

That does sound a bit more true to form for the Jurassic Park franchise, especially the original.

[@twister107]

The Indominus was already intimidating enough as is. The fact that it was simply a hybrid does it justice. Not to mention that it’s not hunting for food or territory like other dinosaurs. It was killing for the hell of it!

[@EmInc-xj4ts]

It was actually just trying to find where it was on the food chain not “killing for sport” and humans kept it in a enclosure to small

[@spaghettinoodles1200]

​@@EmInc-xj4tsnot entirely true when it was younger it killed and ate its sibling for no known reason

[@EmInc-xj4ts]

@@spaghettinoodles1200 because the enclosure was to small

[@holycrusader3119]

mosasaurus is like that older brother that's usually in his room playing games, but charges out to wrestle once there's sound.

[@4mplitude]

hey that sounds like me

[@admiralinvertebrate5649]

That was me when I was younger, before I had to have brain surgery. That however, is a VERY long, totally off topic story. Not exactly what I should write about when people are shown getting stepped on, stabbed, suffocated, shot, eaten, poisoned, impaled, drowned, tortured, decapitated, dismembered, beaten, burned alive, run over, falling, and getting diseased in James’ kill counts.

[@gradefprofessional]

Basically me with my little brother

[@Vin499]

there's 666 likes and idk if its a coincidence or not

[@hopxfhully]

Two types of dinosaurs 1. Yelling, causing chaos 2. Peace, quiet

[@hopxfhully]

@Miguel Messina true UuU

[@blxntz]

Rexy is Quite but when you piss her of now your ears bleed

[@blxntz]

269

[@Mac1081]

1: blue and the raptors 2: the mosasaurus

[@hopxfhully]

@Gaming And Movie Entertainment shhhhh dont expose meeee

[@shalashaska69420]

Rex and blue: *struggling to stop the I-Rex* Mosasaur: *fine then, I’ll do it*

[@parrishharris3008]

Lmao I'm dead

[@blxntz]

Her name's Rexy the Queen Of Nublar

[@peanuthead6889]

“Fine I’ll do it myself”, **proceeds to grab infinity gauntlet**

[@indominusrex1249]

WAIT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR DOING

[@huimang94]

@@peanuthead6889 Lmaooo that was exactly what I thought of 😂😂😂

[@Octolicia]

22:04 : I'm pretty sure Rexy understand that Blue never wanted to harm her. Rexy understands that if Blue wasn't here, she would die.

[@ethanlee9692]

Indominus Rex: *causes noise* Mosasaurus: *Your free trial of living has expired*

[@maryray4960]

Really? I thought it sounded more like *”SHUT THE F*** UP!”*

[@ethanlee9692]

@@maryray4960 Lmao yeh 🤣🤣

[@ElHijoMayor24]

I Rex: *causes noises* Mosasaurus trying to sleep: we don’t do that here

[@nerdbashingtime1536]

When was living, free?

[@ethanlee9692]

@@ElHijoMayor24 Yeah, couldve put it that way

[@thomasfplm]

About Zara's death being the most mean spirited of the franchise, I think Eddie's is at least on pair with that one. He was torn apart while doing all he could to save other people.

[@BarryBlock81108]

Literally torn in half

[@welkingunther5417]

@@BarryBlock81108 I still remember that VERY well, this many years later

[@theonlybigmorg]

who's Eddie

[@thomasfplm]

@@theonlybigmorg, the field equipment specialist in Lost World.

[@anonymouslonely7765]

ikr i dont think we even know much about zara other than her death being sort of pathetic where as Eddie could have gone to the camp or up high and live but decided to save his friends

[@genericname2747]

I want a Jurrasic park movie where a bunch of scientists try to create a cool looking dinosaur, but just end up creating a giant bird.

[@genericname2747]

@Kyell Verdonschot yes. A giant chicken that ends up eating someone

[@ursaminor9780]

@@genericname2747 This is sounding suspiciously similar to Jimmy Neutron

[@randomtexanguy9563]

yea thats called creating any type of pterosaur

[@nerbdoi2740]

Arise mega-ultra chicken!

[@thatonegirlyouprobablyhate]

@@randomtexanguy9563 Pterosaurs aren’t dinosaurs

[@omegaproductions6660]

8:59 The reason she didn’t tip over the crane to eat Owen is because like Owen said, the only thing she’s attached to is the crane that always gives her food.

[@jokekopter2509]

Bro,you are on to something

[@DapperGoth]

​@jokekopter2509 that is literally the explanation

[@nota444tm2]

Fun fact. Zara's death was the most brutal cause the mososaur has a 2nd jaw in it's mouth that literally grinds it's victims to tiny bits. At least...that's what i heard.

[@potatoking4227]

you can literally see the 2nd jaw when it eats zara.

[@racheldelgado1598]

That part made me so sad when I first watched the movie

[@deetee2011]

Is it as brutal as Eddie carrs death. That poor fuck got ripped in two by a pair of t Rex's

[@careyptog]

N O T A 444 TM it’s true

[@nirosinouri8508]

Not to mention she got combo’ed into that kill. Juggled!

[@mase5995]

I felt so bad for Zara’s death because she was just trying to do her job of looking after the boys because Claire left them with her

[@marlonclark1896]

and most of all she was about to get married

[@squineod710]

@@marlonclark1896 I noticed that too ☹️

[@pancaketrex5673]

Well that's mother nature's work.

[@shamefulfox5744]

i mean yeah it is a pretty harsh death for a good character but i kindsa like it, just because it is somewhat different, it's amost always bad people who die horribly, just like with Eddie in the lost world nature doesn't care who you are or if you're good or bad. both Eddie and Zara were good people and both died bad deaths, however that is nature, creatures don't care and just see you as nothing more than food but yeah a bit over the top not gonna lie.....

[@mistawolf752]

Ye there was apparently going to be scenes that got cut from the movie which made her character really unlikable and that’s why her death is really brutal when it shouldn’t have been

[@Andy-hq3eq]

Praise for all the raptors that died (Charlie, Delta, and Echo)

[@ThorfinnSonofThors892]

F

[@teraldddd]

Blue and Rexy avenged them then blue killed the indoraptor so blue is a real one

[@redactedagentdataexpunged9431]

Glad Blue isn't

[@mariazavala5014]

F

[@mugrootbeer.3029]

Echo may have lived but we assume not cause she just got thrown

[@evvildead]

See, I get why Claire didn’t take her high heels off in the woods, because when you’re walking through the jungle it’s probably better to have at least SOME protection on your feet. But why she didn’t take them off before the T-Rex scene will forever baffle me.

[@BalajiRanganathan-ff6pg]

I think the heels were broken, being shoes.

[@Firestormlover]

​@@BalajiRanganathan-ff6pg The heels are not broken, the camera focused on her feet for a moment to show she is running in high heels. This was intentional, Howard wanted people to see that she could and did run from a MF T-Rex in high heels that support her, rather than fail on her. (looking at whoever scripted the part where her nephews completely ignore how amazing she is, for one.)

[@Firestormlover]

The heels are not broken, the camera focuses on her feet for a moment to show she is running in high heels. This was intentional, Howard wanted people to see that she could and did run from a MF T-Rex in high heels that support her, rather than fail on her. (looking at whoever scripted the part where her nephews completely ignore how amazing she is, for one.)

[@RMills646]

​@@BalajiRanganathan-ff6pg that's not really how heels work

[@RMills646]

In fairness, there's a lot of broken glass and such on the floor, so I think heels are better than nothing

[@CrimsonRabbitStudios]

When Zara was eaten, along with the Pteranodon, by the mosasaurus, she didn’t just get swallowed whole. If you look closely, you can see another smaller row of teeth in the mosasaurus’ mouth, so when Zara was eaten, she got torn up into pieces by those teeth.

[@bigmamaguppy8397]

Master Of Awesome! Oh yeah!

[@ky_piece]

Master Of Awesome! The impact may have killed her before??

[@-dodup-5970]

Kya Lazz no

[@SpaceRangr0]

Yikes. Either way, Her death wasn't nearly as 'mean-spirited' as the bald guy who got torn apart by two t-rex's while saving his friends in the Lost World. At least that guy was likable.

[@nolanc9432]

Oh shite

[@jcdenton7060]

I love how for every video you change your decorations in every video to fit the movie

[@NeoArashi]

jc Denton Except the Jason Vorhees and Ghostface masks

[@supersaiyanbro]

Noticed that too

[@mkcstealth7624]

That petting zoo is legit the best thing to come out of the franchise I wanna give a galamimus a hug 😭

[@EmInc-xj4ts]

Me too buddy me to…

[@josheisenmann2390]

Nah that baby sauropod is just too cute

[@SylvisNuvara]

after the baby raptor scene in the first jurassic park book, where the lil' girl goes chasing after a dishrag to knead like a cat after being scared, i need me a little fuzzy utahraptor to show some cat toys to

[@official_mz0727]

‘I wanna see this kid cry from terror not from his family’s failure to stay together.’got me dying🤣

[@lucasdg6904]

I love how James isn’t even trying to hide his childlike love for dinosaurs

[@daltonSmile]

15:03 holy fuck i’m so glad i’m not the only person that noticed the dude running with the drinks. me and my mom saw that in theaters and we laughed about it for like 10 minutes

[@TeniBear10]

Go look up the cosplays people have done of that character, they’re so funny and creative 😂

[@DaHuntsman1]

considering how expensive those magarita's must have been, hell yeah he'd take them with him

[@DMTurbo]

That's jimmy buffet, the owner of margaritaville, the restaurant he was running from

[@VampireSexGoddess]

Yeah I saw that too. Margaritas are your priority, dude?

[@ryanjanis9184]

@@DMTurbo Plus Jimmy Buffet of…being Jimmy effin (not his real middle name) Buffet. RIP.

[@PatrickBoyda]

Escalation. of Thumbnail monsters: JP: The Big One LW: T-Rex JP3: Spinosaurus JW: CHRIS PRATT OH GOD

[@tyrannapusandfriends6254]

YourMateNick oh... oooohhh... OOOOOHH!

[@NodDisciple1]

Patrick Boyda JW 2: Script writers are drunk.

[@raymondandreesanchez5521]

Patrick Boyda jw:indominus rex dont watch movies is you will make bad Jokes of it

[@sunnyeleven_]

JWFK: OH DEAR JEFF GOLDBLUM

[@sunnyeleven_]

@@raymondandreesanchez5521 r/wooosh

[@bearok89]

The skeleton that Rexy destroys at 21:05 is actually a Spinosaur skeleton which could be a nod to how poorly recieved JP3 was.

[@SorenDaein]

Part of that was most likely attributed to the fact the Spinosaurus snapped a T-Rex's neck. Something the filmmakers admitted to feeling guilty about in the AMC Story Notes version of JP3.

[@Robi2009]

If I was the owner of JP, I would say: "Keep just the herbivores". Problem solved. People still could ride on cute triceratopses, pet gallimimus, hug apatosaurus etc. without having to fear of being eaten

[@floridaturtleark4914]

Therizino from ark: A S C E N D E D

[@iguanaboi3921]

I'd keep a T-Rex, it's a big, easy to track predator, and it's also pretty well known

[@philipsyoutube6111]

Or, make Jurassic Safari! How about that?

[@earlspencer7863]

But then we wouldn't have a movie

[@bluesira]

As mathematicians such as Dr Malcolm would say, there is no such thing as a "safe" environment when chaos is involved. Part of the joy and thrill of Jurassic Park is that it's not about the threat of dinosaurs eating people, it's about the risks and dangers of using science in an unprecedented way and the unanticipated consequences which follow. I would argue that even if you only cloned the "safe" dinosaurs, there are still many risks which could arise and many dangers which could result. If the whole point of the franchise is to explore the hubris of mankind's use of genetic engineering, then the solution cannot be to simply say, "But I know how to do it the RIGHT way!" You would end up as a JP villain getting killed by stampeding herbivores. No offense.

[@sheriffwombat]

I-Rex: I know the WiFi password Raptor squad: New alpha detected.

[@BikramDas-el5pz]

She said the magic word.

[@thejokingsquire625]

Nice call back

[@sandibelramirez8864]

Owen grady: i changed the password a got food.

[@denisehinton1240]

Blue:DID YOU SAY YOU KNOW THE WIFI PASSWORD...... let’s kill the humans

[@sharkyb538]

😄

[@fkez0510]

*Unofficial raptor and Indominous rex translation* Blue: "Oi bruv we're here to kill ya" Other raptor: "Yeah we've smelt ur tracker and now we're here" Indominous rex: "But what reason would u have for doing that" Blue: "Oh yeah thats a good point" Indominous rex: "I bet u didn't know i'm part raptor" Blue: "Aw no way mate" Other raptors: "Wow, didn't know that" Indominous rex: "So i'm not ur enemy the humans r" Blue: "Yeah lets kill the humans now for some reason" Owen: That thing's part raptor

[@ion2347]

god damn australian raptors can never trust em

[@fkez0510]

i was going for drunk British raptor but sure whatever

[@AthenisKS81]

Blue: "Hi, we have to kill you. You're bad." Indominus: "Okay, but Martha won't like that." Blue: "Why did you say that name?!" Indominus: "Martha is the woman that cleans my paddock." Blue: "Martha cleans our paddock too! We're totally besties now."

[@coachsteel]

@@AthenisKS81 XD I'm fuckin dead

[@mrmc101]

someone watched HISHE

[@matthewrocks23]

21:30 Literally when the T-Rex and indo was fighting I was losing hope the king would die till blue showed up and joined the fight like I thought it was a cutest and coolest thing ever to see them team up on him and then the mosasaurus came in the clutch with just shutting him up

[@MilkyMocha_]

It's crazy how 6 kids lasted longer than fully grown adults.

[@ronchristiantiman8237]

dem kids beefed up right

[@Vareran]

Yep

[@pokemon_trainer7894]

pog

[@Insomnia32611]

True

[@ttxlovely8629]

logic

[@scatteredheros8557]

I'm still excited about these f**king plastic toys Dude!!!😂

[@TheFlock83]

Scattered Hero's literally read that while he said it

[@ihungerlikethewolves9676]

XD

[@T0mbstoner]

My most fav part. XD ahhaahahaahhahahahahaahahhhaahahhahaahahhaahhahahahahhaahhaahahhahahhahahaha hahahah

[@not_solstaartz_0ne225]

He’s a little kid at heart let’s be honest

[@jonathanweaver5310]

Worst bit with Zara's death, is you can see her trying to crawl out right before the Mososaurus' jaws snap closed

[@naeljalani9631]

Quite snappy

[@jayster3.0]

I remember watching this movie with my brother, and every time we heard the characters’ bones crunching when they were being eaten, my brother would always say “It sounds like you when you eat chips” and we both would laugh about it together. Good times.

[@jaehyun4618]

Legend has it: To this day.. The mosasaurus never got the peace and quiet.

[@josephryan7372]

Not being a grammar Nazi, I just see it incorrect everywhere, the thing is a "Mosasaur" there is no "us" on the end, like with Tyrannosaurus.

[@tf2showcasesandmore494]

“Monosaurus” What?

[@josephryan7372]

@@tf2showcasesandmore494 No one has said "Monosaurus", who are you quoting?

[@tf2showcasesandmore494]

Joseph Ryan ok me grammar nazi sorry the country of autocorrect is filled with improper spellings...

[@christianwilliams4123]

@@josephryan7372 literally says it in the original post .....

[@ctshaffer1999]

Fun Fact: Mosasaurs are actually a type of monitor lizard related to Komodo dragons. They likely had forked tongues in real life, just like living monitor lizards and snakes. Pterosaurs aren’t dinosaurs either, but they do share a common ancestor.

[@Lettucem3n]

Dear god.

[@Judgement_Kazzy]

Indominus: "I fear no dinosaur, but that... thing... It scares me"

[@zerojake4387]

Ok

[@its1899]

theyre not monitor lizards, they're related to them.

[@sorrenblitz805]

Mosasaurs are actually True Lizards, in the same family as Monitor Lizards and Komodo dragons, but not actually a monitor Lizard. Also saying something shares a common ancestor is really basic, all life on earth shares a common ancestor.

[@natashaburns4965]

The divorce subplot existed solely to make my brother and I cry when my parents took us to see it... right after they told us they were getting a divorce

[@itsamechrispratt380]

Shit dude I'm so sorry for your and your brother. I hope it all turned out fine.

[@natashaburns4965]

@@itsamechrispratt380 oh yeah! We're better now, it's just so funny to me in hindsight

[@itsamechrispratt380]

@@natashaburns4965 that's great to hear my dude!

[@samin1113]

Hope your happy with your choice

[@natashaburns4965]

@Anime_ Fan no worries lol

[@CartoonDinosaur.]

James taking the piss about Grady being a badass is 90% of the reason I rewatch this video over and over 🤣🤣

[@-PanPan-]

When the dinosaurs have more personality than the actual characters.

[@missducky3290]

Why is this true? Lmaoo

[@nolanc9432]

This is true tbh

[@CEO_FloridaMan]

Tris The Pancake yes

[@Raccon_Detective.]

@RED Engineer Agreed.

[@charax-1]

Why is this so true?

[@WeebooMeeboo]

21:45 Mosasaurus: HOW MANY F***ING TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU ALL TO SHUT UP WHILE IM TRYING TO ENJOY MY BEAUTY SLEEP!!!!

[@laflaca6666]

It's 12:12 am and I am trying not to laugh

[@vasty1381]

When you censor the curse because you want to respect your morals and care about your inner mind about cussing

[@kalainreinard8421]

Indominus Rex: What beauty?

[@hi_wayyy]

me when someone wakes me up when i'm really tired

[@norrinzsays]

The way Blue and Rexy just shut up when the mosasaurus shows up is just great

[@faye61]

"Who's the alpha" "you're lookin' at 'em kid" and "can we stay with you?-no no, him" are my favorite interactions in this movie, just two kids who wanna have fun with chris

[@manicrashed]

i honestly cringed at the dialogue between the kids and chris, lmao the movie sucked with its dialogue

[@faye61]

@@manicrashed that's fine but.....it's not a big deal

[@caneloex5897]

@@manicrashed stfu

[@mr_blue7161]

Well I mean it is Chris pratt

[@luvvsushi6581]

@@faye61 exactly. Don’t know why people get so pressed. Just enjoy it start to end

[@WixMoran]

I always found Zaara's kill mean spirited too. Usually that kind of carnage is set-up by something that makes you want the character to die badly. Even worse is when you realize, she likely didn't die right away but was slowly dissolved in the Mosaur's digestive track as she was swallowed whole.

[@nicholasmallard2926]

That's lame if the only characters that bite the dust are those who deserve it! I wish more risks would have been taken like Claire sacrificing herself or another main character getting knocked off as shock value just to show these Carnivores don't give a F**k! Fallen Kingdom and Dominion suffer because of no risks to the main cast! The Alien franchise succeeded in taking risks to increase the threat of the Xenomorph which is something JW2 and 3 failed at!

[@MichaelFreiberg-qy8bt]

moasaur had 2 sets of teeth for shredding, so she wouldve been shredded to death instead of digested

[@LiterallySpikeSpiegel]

This isn’t the first time a character that didn’t deserve to die died. Eddie was killed trying to save everyone and the poor guy got manhandled by two Tyrannosaurs before getting TORN IN HALF by them. Dinosaurs don’t really care if you’re a good person or not.

[@fyamada9332]

Mosasauras: gets ticked off Indominous Rex: "why do I hear boss music?"

[@dreademperor2094]

Mosasaurs: *jumps out of the water* I JUST WANT SOME PEACE!!!!! *bits the Indominous Rex neck and drags her into the water*

[@fearbuttera9477]

Nah he just wanted them to be quiet so it could sleep, that why it scared rexy and blue

[@johnmonke8066]

*mosasaurus *Indominus

[@calypsia]

@@fearbuttera9477 its a female its confirmed in feeding time

[@KingKori_2x]

@EMMA LOTT explain 🤔

[@killanoidd]

Irrfan Khan just passed away, RIP dude :(

[@aarushshrivastava2822]

Sk8erboiabel I hope they have some sort of homage to him in the 3rd movie

[@killanoidd]

Truth The Meme Lord Ik but it was so sudden 😢

[@hazardgaminghg122]

Damn. I did not know that till I saw your comment. R.I.P.🙏🏻❤

[@tigerhoods7927]

I know 🙏🏾

[@phantomcraftgaming158]

F in the chat

[@nolanc9432]

The Mosausaur, everything about it, terrified me of going into pools that I can’t touch the bottom.

[@princessazulaofthefirenati5870]

Oooooofffff i live in Hawaii when i first saw the movie i was scared to go the beach😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@shrek_yt1162]

Pee pee

[@kujikawathemeekmage3640]

Where Is Waldo - you really need to not ruin the fun

[@jebalitabb8228]

Where Is Waldo I still look over my shoulder after rewatching IT follows, I don’t expect a demon to actually be there tho. Your logic is dumb you don’t seem to understand how horror works

[@jebalitabb8228]

Where Is Waldo I’m not sure if you’re playing a character and only pretending to be disabled, so good job it’s very convincing

[@SorenDaein]

I think the reason Owen Grady doused himself with gasoline was to hide from both of the Indominus Rex's methods of tracking. The smell would be too much for the creature to sniff him out and the gasoline would also hide his heat pattern.

[@JustinY.]

Final Destination Series kill count?

[@jayvonwebb4864]

Yes Justin

[@gt.m.nazhmi4812]

Hello Mr.im JUST IN everY video.

[@8ballmoe]

Best idea is that and Halloween

[@DK-ru9dt]

Justin Y. *STALKING IS CRIME!!!*

[@thatboiislit8626]

I was not surprised

[@timstar6701]

16:44 Fat bad dude: with or without you Me: with or without the only guy who can control the raptors

[@noneofyourbusiness4294]

And even Owen didn't have full control over them. He raised them, they still don't fully listen to him. What was the plan of the fat dude? Without Owen they'd have turned on the humans immediately. That's pretty much the entire point of the scene, where that one dude fell into the raptors paddock

[@RavynMad121]

That was kind of the point of the character: only sees what he wants to see. He was totally dumb enough to try running that mission without Owen, probably thought himself badass enough to control them himself.

[@ollobot123]

James: The mosasuarus is not a dinosaur Kids: Impossible

[@Raccon_Detective.]

NANI ?!

[@RLSTUD1OS]

LOL

[@CarlosReyes-cr1ke]

Maybe the archives are not complete

[@tombeerens421]

@Ender Gaming That doesn't mean anything. Dinosaurs (land reptiles) are of the clade Dinosauria. Flying reptiles like the Pteranodon are of the clade pterosauria. Last but not least, I don't think there is a clear clade for the sea reptiles. The Mosasaurus belongs to the clade Pythonomorpha, while the Plesiosaur belongs to the Pistosauria. So you can't say every species with 'saur(us)' is a Dinosaur.

[@ManlyGaga]

Ender Gaming bruh your actually stupid saur means lizard, you are actually dumb

[@gorrow1990]

Claire really should have faced criminal charges for incredibly gross negligence and manslaughter not shutting down the park much sooner than they should have and getting so many guests killed.

[@BearerOfAsh]

"This movie ain't about to kill Chris Pratt" Infinity War did, though.

[@meldrickedwards1785]

Guy Pink thor should have cut the arm off

[@oscardepaz6805]

@@meldrickedwards1785 you saw the hishe too.

[@standotexe]

Thor shouldn't have been monologuing

[@patchyblonde]

Guy Pink spoiler!

[@TheDancelover4ever]

This movie has been so spoiled since it came out theres no reason for me to fucking see it at this point. Maybe it was great, I don't care to know since y'all ruined the god damn twist.

[@Cryptking_3]

"Dull machete for lamest kill" KZbin subtitles: "Almost ready for lame-ass kill"

[@ColinCartoons]

yes

[@rageoholicsm4353]

Fun fact the KZbinr (if they choose to) can make custom subtitles

[@coolguyishere8851]

@@rageoholicsm4353 but the ones that said that line are auto generated by KZbin so it wasn’t James who said that horrible translation

[@ollieno971]

@@rageoholicsm4353 everyone knows that

[@GamersGains]

@@ollieno971 i didn't

[@Dr_Universe2007]

The person who played the guy who died in front of Zach and gray actually played one of the ingen hunter from the lost world who survived

[@JurassicProductions]

Aidan Beirne Wait what? Which hunter? Cause besides Roland, Ajay, Ludlow, Bakker, Stark and Carter, I don’t remember anyone who even looks like the guy here.

[@EnclaveSergeantArchDornan]

the hunter becomes the hunted

[@mcmanus77]

@@JurassicProductions wait who is called ajay because that's my real life name

[@mcmanus77]

The guy who opend the truck?

[@domnick_1]

@@mcmanus77 Ajay is from the lost world:jurassic park which was killed by a raptor off-screen

[@lostaudio]

That ACU scene is so good... the music, the acting... goosebumps every time...

[@sprite_cranberry_noob4310]

The death that made me cry: Charlie. And Delta.

[@yntristn]

DevilYT You know Im pretty sure Charlie got blown up by a Rocket launcher James Even Said that

[@yntristn]

And delta got Burned by up by the fire And James also said something

[@virces6563]

I love seeing the carnivore dinosaurs die.

[@ky_piece]

sprite_cranberry_noob TRUE

[@mapleflag6518]

Capricae Vegan detected.

[@SwishyBros]

1st Kill: Ellis 2nd Kill: Nick Who’s next, someone named Coach?

[@Jimmy-jr4bj]

Swishy Bros no no no Rochelles next coach is to big a pimp

[@tstorm64m66]

No way that's no coincidence

[@killanoidd]

Swishy Bros left for dead

[@gaylordrobinson1199]

Swishy Bros I don’t get it

[@SwishyBros]

Matthew West it’s a reference to the video game “Left 4 Dead 2”. Not the kills or the movie in particular but my comment.

[@francescogulisano2917]

Me: oh, Zara seems nice, I hope nothing bad happens to her James: here comes the most brutal and drawn out death of the movie Me: ...

[@gregisstepbro]

Same I was rooting for her but when she died they didn't even care and I was so mad!

[@cloudshines812]

That’s proof that in Jurassic Park, it doesn’t matter if your nice or standard. The dinos still kill because they’re animals. And sometimes, even to the nicest of us, death can lead to brutal ways to go

[@beckettmaffei]

@@gregisstepbro I'm so confused when people say they liked her. She might not have deserved what she got, but she was a jerk. She was careless, and she let the kids run off. She was rude overall, and I predicted her death.

[@jonathanhill4504]

simp

[@davidfuchs845]

Considering The Lost World ripped Eddie Carr in half for the sin of trying to selflessly save the dumbass main characters, I can't really say that Zara's death is all that atypical. Some characters get a comeuppance death, but by and large people just...die in the series.

[@Kappley5001]

It’s nice to hear that even the guy who counts gruesome deaths in horror films also took issue with how unnecessary the caretakers death was. Just bummed me out for literally no reason when I saw it.

[@Casual_guy1234]

Eddie car:

[@epicface2329]

9/10 Not enough peace and quiet for the mosasaur.

[@DrugFishYT]

Ha. Nice. He needs dat rest do

[@charlescarson7033]

Mosasaurus just wants to live A peaceful life

[@Nephelis]

It just wants to live a peaceful life in this crazy, noisy and bizarre island

[@thelocalfriendlybarcode4791]

1/10 comment , not original

[@1mol831]

Mossy has the biggest jaws

[@travisherndon94]

Fun fact the little kid that was hugging the baby Apatosaurus in the petting zoo scene is actually Bryce Dallas Howard's son.

[@WookieeRandy]

Wow, I didn't know that. Thanks 👍🏼👏🏼✌🏼

[@libertyrose7739]

I love how James is just so all struct about the petting dinosaurs It is incredibly cute and yes the chirp from the dinosaur is very cute it completely deserves the reward

[@bigchungus6853]

I feel so bad for Charlie, she died so young and easily had the coolest color palette of all the raptors

[@thatautisticbrony7847]

The Mosasaur hopping a little out and dragging its prey under water’s actually pretty realistic. Fun fact, the alligator is a relative of the Mosasaur’s and locks it’s jaws onto its victims dragging them around under water until they stop struggling, though it doesn’t have the second row of teeth the Mosasaur had.

[@izayaorihara5516]

Mosasaurs are more closely related to monitor lizards than crocodiles though.

[@giancarlojosueolmedoromana573]

Alligators, crocodiles and caimans are more closely related to birds than they are to mosasaurs.

[@joshtatko4806]

Mosasaurs evolved directly from lizards. Also, crocodilians are more closely related to dinosaurs than squamates (lizards and snakes)

[@fatpigeon7422]

Fun fact: marine reptiles aren’t dinosaurs.

[@OsnoloVrach]

@@fatpigeon7422 Also a fun fact : They ARE really close to their dinosaur ancestors

[@superxmario128]

I always thought that Zara's death was meant to be a joke over how females have never died in any of the JP movies which is why they gave her such a brutal death scene.

[@cashlintner8492]

superxmario128 I thought that too

[@deepbhlue7973]

Malaska :D did you even see the part where it said her death and her name

[@irishguy051]

I also feel like the number should be two female deaths, because one of those ACU soldiers from the "IT CAN CAMOFLAUGE" scene is clearly female. Shes one of the closest ones to the Indominus, so it would make sense that she got caught in the rampage.

[@juno_4492]

irishguy051 Plus all the dinosaurs death, they’re females

[@cobusleroux2169]

It felt so forced and, as he said, mean-spirited. the entire point of the kill was to remind us that the Mosasaur was still there but it could have been any other person and served the same function. Zara was actually a character I felt a bit of sympathy for then they just murdered her, it was even a kill, it was outright murder. She was singled out entirely for some reason and just killed. Out of the entire movie where dinosaurs kill people, this scene is the one thing that i remember because it bothered me so much.

[@bugsyn]

“This movie ain’t about to kill Chris Pratt” Thanos: *snap*

[@scp--297]

😂

[@gorla752]

Good one

[@lizc.671]

Bugsy ! OH LOL

[@nellbug]

T_T

[@CertainlyCaro]

Oh man...

[@VanillaMidgetSSBM]

Jurassic world characters: Mosasaurs: "That's it, I'm getting me mallet!"

[@TheSlammurai]

Poor Mosasaurus just wanted to sleep peacefully.

[@borrelstargamerextraordina7234]

H E E H O

[@SouthernKansasRailfan]

Lol

[@datwhitecatchannel.1665]

That's the greatest "Get to the numbers/Outro".... *James turn Camo* Soldier: IT CAN CAMO!

[@benkenobisgirl]

I love how you say dinosaur - “dinah-saw”

[@wifeofwon6156]

U mean “dinah-sow”

[@benkenobisgirl]

@Nigel Lush Oh, thanks! Didn’t make the connection!

[@rageoholicsm4353]

@Nigel Lush if you don’t mind me correcting you it was Mr. DNA

[@tgsmokio]

dinah-sohws

[@Remarkable_Real3345]

Jake Johnson is one of my fav actors of all time. He manages to make light to all the movies and shows he is in

[@therealestohioan]

Indo Rex: roars for 2 seconds Mosasaur: Roses are red, a king wears a crown, you wouldn't shut up, so prepare to drown.

[@ttxlovely8629]

mosasaur: violets are blue grass is green would you be quiet you fucking noise machine?

[@Alfie_chat]

@@ttxlovely8629 lol

[@zuno6946]

@KARAH BOWDEN you ruined the masterpieces of those rhymes

[@piregale]

*IT'S A PARK OUT THERE* *THROUGH THE GREEN SCREEN WALL* *AND IT IS MOSTLY CG*

[@Nube-Gamer]

I lost it there 😂

[@SennaHawx]

Jurassic Park: Lost It

[@kacjac000]

19:22 poosh, poosh -John Hammon 5:01 Were flying -Simon Masrani

[@guyfurry9970]

Fun fact: Zara was apparently going to be much more obnoxious and rude, which would’ve made her more deserving of that excessive death scene, but they cut a lot of the extra footage.

[@oweno4478]

“I want to see this little kid cry from terror” Interesting wording if taken out of context

[@bellametallica]

Right lol.

[@Johnthegreat-iq5oj]

no

[@yellowbananago]

Haha

[@chumpernickel4289]

Lmao

[@dogegn9643]

911

[@lucystarlight8887]

I gotta say, even if this movie wasn't the best in terms of plot, or characters, or... well, anything, really, it was still fun to watch dinosaurs tear shit up. Especially that scene where you see all those guys flatline, that was a super creative way to frame the action.

[@hugo-pg5tv]

It defently have better characters

[@kreggory]

this movie was completely fine on all fronts you guys just let an obsessive nerd on youtube tell you how to feel

[@lucystarlight8887]

@@kreggory I thought the movie was mediocre when I saw it.

[@Skept1cal_269]

@@hugo-pg5tv especially the kids

[@colinbaldwin313]

It wasn't creative; it was completely cribbed from a much scarier action sequence in James Cameron's Aliens (1986).

[@sancheezzzy2712]

15:05 I remember I died laughing in theater when I saw that guy grab his drinks lmao

[@slasher3705]

He was ready to die with the margaritas. also poor zara

[@Chloe-ln7jd]

Margarita man the true hero of this film.

[@irishfireclaw]

Well that guy is Jimmy Buffet

[@mushrooms5601]

OH GOD A BUNCH OF PTEROSAURS oop I need my margaritas

[@irishfireclaw]

@@mushrooms5601 wait.......how in the world are you still alive after all this time?

[@owenbyrne9850]

Delta being the raptor that kills Hoskins actually has some depth. earlier, when he is talking about the wolf puppy, he asks to pet Delta(when she is in that restraining device), does it, and Delta growls loudly. she clearly didn't like Hoskins. I love how you portray the Mosasaurus as just wanting quiet, like a stereotypical librarian.

[@JesusHasRisen1]

10:10 "IT CAN CAMOUFLAGE!!!!!" -Hamada 2015

[@kitsune_skage3661]

Dear God!....No....

[@mr.formal6723]

@@kitsune_skage3661 it contains every dying wish...

[@neopolitandotexe]

Yes, yes indeed

[@ХристоМартунковграфЛозенски]

But can it 360-no-scope ?

[@selfishstockton6123]

Neil Peterson so?

[@amarigotemgood9971]

I loved watching Mercedes world

[@Taikisavage]

good comment

[@yasqueen4598]

This comment deserves an award

[@RVered]

stylish yet functional comment

[@gergopiroska766]

Top comment material

[@Spinkle.]

BOM a BOM BOM BOM ba ba buy our product

[@idontusethisaccountanymore3070]

"it's a park out there, in through a green screen wall, and its mostly CGGGGG" "me replaying it while laughing so hard"

[@bigpoggers6507]

That's more Gs then the Roblox chat in Arsenal after a round.

[@nukepig231]

I love how much he goes off on Chris Pratt about him being “so cool”😂

[@anxietina_]

Imma start a petition for James to sing more in Kill Counts

[@mountainbikingchild]

I’m in

[@LewisJamieson6]

petition signed

[@andrewkecskemethy3900]

I’m in

[@Ashley-the-fox]

Yes by azeroth by the emperor make this a thing yes

[@ttxlovely8629]

✍

[@thewrenley]

I can relate to the Mosasauras. Doing anything for peace and quiet

[@Shadowjedi-kf7pe]

Jessapphire Again this is the mosasaurus. I AIN’T GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF Y’ALL! Y’ALL NOT GONNA GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF ME!

[@Hollarite]

Same.

[@VGCARO-qw3tx]

I would delete my brothers fortnite account to get him to shut up

[@forbiddenflame35]

@@VGCARO-qw3tx that would make it worse

[@windexcleaner7549]

Jessapphire I.Rex,T.Rex,Blue: *roar* mosa: SHUT TF UP

[@itsehck]

Mosasaurus just trying to get that Sunday snooze

[@linacalixto2338]

Ya he like okay i guss i will eat again

[@sonoangry7476]

I’m dying from this

[@NodDisciple1]

Doughboy Diaries Reverse sushi.

[@jalapenogamer4029]

😂😂

[@Erafune]

I always wondered why the Containment Team's weapons were so ineffective against the Indominus. Were those supposed to be some kind of electric stun guns? And I also scratched my head about the Pteranodons heading straight for the helicopter. Made no sense to me why they would attack the first thing they saw.

[@zaygotclout9510]

Yes, they were stun rods/ guns. They were attempting to subdue it and put it back in containment, which is why there's a bit where owen and masarani go back and forth and masarani says "we can't just kill it." after the attempt to subdue and tranquilize it fails they go along with the evacuation

[@gregisstepbro]

I love this movie but I was mad when Zara died and nobody cared and when Charlie, Delta, and Echo died still... nobody cared!

[@spdr77]

Nobody cared when Zara died because she was a side character that was clearly not super important to the story but people cared when the Rapter Squad, except for Blue, died because they were highly important to the story. Wasn't meant to sound or be rude by the way

[@RudeBuddhist1]

I get that. It was one of those undeserved deaths this series seems to be employing more often. Like Eddie in the lost world

[@balabanasireti]

@@RudeBuddhist1 Nah.

[@LilB34N]

I was more sad about the raptors

[@lpichardo1106]

Idc about Zara the Raptors are my friend

[@sharkdoesstufff]

Zara's death was harsh, but animals don't care. If you're edible, you're game.

[@anthonydelorme2797]

The only memorable moment in the movie

[@Derf360]

...Unless your the fucking DOOM GUY!!!

[@gamerjohnbot]

True the flying and aquatic reptiles don't care for ur back story or wether ur a nice or not

[@gab-xq9sq]

Le unFun Shark

[@shayneletendre9451]

Anthony Delorme Meh debatable. For me its that, the dino fight, the Friendly giants, Owen riding along side the raptors and Water dude getting feed

[@loy4ld4wg67]

I bet when the boys were in gyroscope ball they were singing "they see me rollin , they hate it "

[@joeyroark6480]

LOL

[@Fariygirlie]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@redacted3876]

Fun fact, Zara’s death is much more brutal than you would think, mosasaurs had a second row of teeth designed to shred food it didn’t chew, so Zara was *shredded to death inside a mosasaur’s mouth*

[@mooshmoosh_]

i was 7 when this movie came out and i remember wanting to see it really bad, so bad that my parents told me they'd take me to see it if i pulled my tooth out (it been hanging there for about two weeks because i was to afraid to pull it out). i still have a photo of me smiling with a bloody mouth. one of the best nights of my life :)

[@SteampunkHorse]

:)) that's sweet

[@braxtonpass5052]

Ahhhhh back when things were so simple 😌

[@babyfaec]

you were born in 2008? omg get off youtube

[@SteampunkHorse]

@@babyfaec ?

[@The_One-And_Only_Weirdo]

@@babyfaec You know that they are already 13 and are gonna be 14 this year, right?

[@shabbyoregano8547]

I like Mazrani just because he feels like John Hammond. He cares for people more than the park or money but he wants the animals to also be cared for. Plus anybody remember Hammond always saying "spare no expense" Well Mazrani mirrors it with "No cost too great." Oh and him trying to be silent is him not panicking the public unless extremely necessary. The first thing that happens when the public is aware is panic, chaos, and stampeding of your fellow man to run from the things with sharp teeth

[@mandickthetittysmithy5117]

It was smart not to tell the guests cause alot of people would of died from the stampeding guests.

[@oliverpierce5118]

At first (in the novel), Hammond was all about the money. That was all he cared about at first.

[@0hpossum]

Julian Kehler in the defense of the public, running from the thing with sharp teeth and preserving your well being is a primal instinct that our bodies follow

[@sciencecrafte]

Zara's death didn't feel right, idk how to explain it

[@thesimpsons17]

It's a needlessly violent and prolonged death of a character who in no way deserved it. It's pretty uncomfortable to watch.

[@rhysofsneezingdragon1758]

I like to joke that since it's the first female death of the franchise, they need to drag it out as much as possible to make up for that.

[@reecepickett9972]

Zara was tossed in the air multiple times, dunked in water, and got shredded by the Mosasaurus.

[@mango-jango9995]

thesimpsons17 *Laughs in Eddie Carr*

[@mango-jango9995]

thesimpsons17 Dinosaurs in the end don’t care if a person is good or not food is food