I Spoke To Dream's Mom

[@ryukigaoh1274]

“Is he a child?” “He is a child” “OH MY”

[@pdf_files]

Mute Draws, no

[@jess_901]

O

[@Red-ux2ff]

Me: reads tittle Me: *ship*

[@pdf_files]

@4th4rv alt, ara ara = unholy 🔪

[@GenericGamer]

Yo

[@yukikaenthusiast5164]

"I'm an only child, not a lonely child." "Oh, same thing" *No no, he's got a point*

[@violetevergarden5160]

As an only child, I can confirm.

[@asergawesh1976]

Yes

[@SpiritKat1]

I’m not a only child, but I am the only girl in my family. So it feels like it

[@livingdead1919]

Yes 😂

[@s.c.6180]

Too true, too true

[@pizza_rat2288]

Tommy: *hello Big D* Dream: don’t call me that Tommy: *ok Small D*

[@wddadwaasdwasdw]

OOOHHHHHHHHH

[@ninjakillergaming4891]

@@wddadwaasdwasdw OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@samarthgautam]

@NG CYNN DEE Moe it also stands for something else

[@GodKoalaa]

NG CYNN DEE Moe D also means d*ck

[@rempuia69]

BIG PP!!

[@Moon_The_Magical]

2:57 reminds me of when Technoblade and Dream were in prison together and Techno asked if Dream had published anything to Wattpad. Dream paused for a second before saying no, and Techno replied with; "You hesitated." "I didn't hesitate I-" "You- There was a noticeable hesitation." "I WAS NOT hesitating."

[@Dragonmongamer]

I’m genuinely curious if he published anything to Wattpad now-

[@21aanyamathur44]

He had dnf fics on there

[@neimanemes]

he wrote percy jackson self-insert fics

[@tomsterbg8130]

He's the heavily filtered type of speaker, thinking before his words

[@Caseohguy45]

R.ip though

[@exoticlyjae]

The title of this video should really be: “Dream and I had a stupid argument that lasted for 21 minutes”

[@urtypicalbrunette]

LOLOLOLL BAHAAHHAHAHAHA

[@noureenali6730]

Excuse you

[@ringdingding1685]

@@noureenali6730 no u

[@sleepy4938]

ring ding ding That’s mean plus it’s a joke don’t tell it serious

[@ringdingding1685]

@@sleepy4938 ur maddddddd

[@j.ill3143]

10:01 Dream: *takes off chestplate* Tommy: *smile* Dream: SEE YOU SMILED

[@Dream-ht2pe]

LUL

[@s4vvq]

@CrookedSmiles ew that ship is terrible, I ship gogy x Clay

[@lavolien]

@@s4vvq pls dont ship real people

[@tsukeyi]

@CrookedSmiles tommy's a minor who has expressed that he's uncomfortable being shipped. stop

[@jazminesarchive]

@@s4vvq also Respect the ships ;-;

[@1n9-b3c]

“Are you disappointed in Dream?” **Leaves call**

[@Keyzuuu]

time?

[@jaredgonzalez7945]

Karzyr 케이 just watch the video

[@chaosstoneenjoyer7]

15:20-15:22

[@Keyzuuu]

@@chaosstoneenjoyer7 thx

[@catluvvr_]

LUL

[@user-cm2gf2bb9c]

0:41 Tommy:"Hello Big D." Dream:"Hi!you should-stop calling me that" Tommy:"Why?" Dream:"cause it makes me uncomfortable- and I have to express that" Tommy:"I'm Sorry Small D. " Dream:"👁👄👁..."

[@NeonRavenYT]

you know you know 💀

[@hailchocolate617]

“No- no- I’m an _only_ child not a lonely child-“ “ _They’re the same thing_ ”

[@kalajel]

Hmm, nope.

[@sleepygummi]

i feel so attacked

[@anasanam6812]

Arthur reference?

[@Moon_Bloom]

Yeah. Where I live there are no kids my age accept my friend and it's very lonely when I can't hangout with her.

[@doubled57690]

How many vids does he need Dream in? He’s not strong on his own? Tired of getting this crap in recommended

[@giod7505]

Tommy: You can’t even ban me Dream: *bans him* Tommy: *You weren’t supposed to do that*

[@bct3044]

lul

[@bob.332]

Lol

[@anilsson1337]

lol

[@mystix1979]

Lol

[@animequeen_yt3644]

lol

[@julissahernandez1190]

tommy: "take off your shirt" Dream: "WHATTT!! tommy your so weird " also dream " i like when george screams"

[@ZRH0408zrh]

Tommy is 16 so it is weird

[@adamtanous5581]

Keep at 69

[@arnavrathi]

@@adamtanous5581 task failed successfully

[@dzordz4443]

@@arnavrathi you're not using it right

[@theonlyofficialskyhightmyo3013]

Bloody dream stans thinking hes funny

[@TDO-xlunax]

They are both like Dream: British child🙄 Tommy: Americans 🙄

[@justqt_]

"I wake up" "Commit tax fraud" "Then go to sleep" -dream's schedule

[@ZRH0408zrh]

And kill people

[@gamingwithethan8489]

-sleep walk kills people

[@WingsNoir]

vkzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM

[@gamingwithethan8489]

MelonGlacier -Gaming I hate i

[@gamingwithethan8489]

MelonGlacier -Gaming I hate u

[@Avocatto]

Tommy: Who’s been meaner to me? You Technoblade: *laughs in smp earth*

[@enderscythe]

(Extra reverb) that's 5 youtooz

[@SalizardJ]

Yep

[@iliketurtles3125]

Why do I always read smp as simp?

[@vincentcong4435]

Aww yea, pvp

[@intheblacklite9849]

@@iliketurtles3125 im doin tha same m8

[@sugarcrystal8122]

“My mom calls me Clay” 10 minutes later “Who is this?” “this is dreams mom” Hmmmm

[@dumb_pringles6412]

OML U RIGHT- well he did mute so he could have told her to call him Dream -.>-. The world may never know

[@Mayra9148]

i mean she knows he is usually publicly referred to as dream so

[@divine4582]

Mrs Dream ofc she calls his son Dream

[@harumatkovic9571]

Maybe she thought his name is a secret

[@overripeschnitzel]

Probably thought he didn't want her to say "Clay"... or maybe she's not actually his mom-

[@RaqiGames]

Dream : technoblade isn't better than me Technoblade : ARE YOU INSULTING ME

[@mt7680]

“Ima lonely child” “...” “...” “WAIT NO IM A ONLY CHILD” “Oh ok, *same thing* ”

[@CapybaraEnthusiast2]

I’m an only child and I can confirm

[@Tatusiek_1]

would i be considered an only child if my brother didnt live with me past the age of like 10 and had little interaction before but now is gone for many months at a time?

[@Nugcon]

f

[@adnanbinzakir]

Ekusuplosho

[@Abyssable135]

an*

[@SpookyyReject]

“Hello Big d” “Don’t call me that” “Okay small d” “Not that either...” “D money”

[@layalsaleh4103]

@@soldiermaanszn2744 shut fool

[@lewismacg2430]

SoldiermaanSZN2 no

[@wicoin9617]

@@soldiermaanszn2744 stfu

[@Jenny-Roblox-t7x]

Agreed

[@The_T-800]

@@SpookyyReject It's.fake.

[@c4t1vr]

“i was about to swear” “she told me not to” “that doesn’t mean you have to listen to her. i don’t listen to her”

[@mukduk333]

soldiermaanSZN such a lie dude stfu stop no pity

[@jeaneus1873]

@@user-ll8ht1ug3b you keep saying different things each time try uploading funny content on your own like everyone else stfu it takes work

[@Leeeague]

stop giving @@user-ll8ht1ug3b attention if you just ignored him he would've stopped

[@spectreshepard1]

LOL

[@ahmednaqvi1026]

Nubistic djhhj

[@arxoloil]

Tommy and dream having a normal conversation is so wholesome

[@drumptruck6268]

her voice has a definite "mom" quality to it, and idk how to explain it lol but it's there

[@angelicaclayton2]

yesss

[@ruffieanisco4816]

wow classic voice

[@Iwilleaturbabieslad]

Her voice sounds like a 40-50 yr old mum

[@NukayyShorts]

Tommy: how old is your sister? Dream: 13. I think. What a great brother!

[@flan6449]

Lol I forget my sisters age all the time. She’s like 17 and I still think she’s 9 sometimes

[@NukayyShorts]

Lol I do too

[@anuvijain6042]

Nah that's just an older brother thing cause my brother forgets my age all the time.

[@NukayyShorts]

Yea Ik tho it’s kinda funny hehe

[@billy6678]

My whole family thinks I’m 14.... I’m 13..

[@darkmemelord181]

Dreams mom doesn’t like swearing Tommy: understandable have a nice day Bbh doesn’t like swearing Tommy: so u have chosen...death

[@mysticalbeing13]

but it's dream's mom

[@beans27_]

True dat

[@jacobkim3690]

But she’s like older and if you swear at an elder in Asian you would of died

[@sapphireashes7824]

@@jacobkim3690 everyone is an elder to Tommy.

[@cutegirl-wp2py]

@@sapphireashes7824 have my upvote

[@redrahman2933]

the fact that dream said " You don't have to listen to her " to Tommy at 15:50 and then said " I don't listen to her " is hilarious

[@Theunicorn2012]

the fact that dream said " You don't have to listen to her " to Tommy at 15:50 and then said " I don't listen to her " is hilarious

[@jaderissocool5662]

​@@Theunicorn2012wow, at least when you copy a comment, don't put it under the comment you copied

[@aliwashere10]

Tommy: “Are you disappointed in dream?’’ Dreams mom: ... *Leaves Instantly*

[@knightmarex7223]

Cause the truth hurts

[@mangytitan265]

Nightmare X7 DAMN

[@Harpy3215]

Lol

[@FlazeB]

She left first

[@xxstellastarlightxx9284]

that mean yes then lol

[@fatpigeon7]

*Tommy:* "what do you so all day then, dream?" *Dream:* "I kill people.." *Silence* *Dream:* "OH! You mean in real life."

[@huuman6706]

2:30 Ur welcome :)

[@Non_Consistent_Potato]

@@huuman6706 thank you Human

[@namanvevo]

*TommY* My mom said that if I got 100 likes on my premiere song she will buy me a mic! I needed that *Begging you*

[@NevilsicoShard]

**"Oh, you mean in-game?"**

[@matherfackinggoose]

His mother calls dream “Hey Ceramic.”

[@Pikalover-fd8cg]

MotherGoose_ what

[@H4Z4RDW4RN1NG]

Pikalover 9000 Because his name is clay

[@_TSC_46]

Why did k wheeze Im disappointed in myself

[@irmamartinez7479]

LMAO

[@angeldetonation]

he calls him terracotta now

[@wyatthofer3769]

I like how dream was like I’m better than Technoblade at the beginning then the next day Technoblade destroyed him. RIP Technoblade

[@fungusishere]

Dream talks about his little sister Tommy; “I’m a lonely child” Also Tommy; “.... I MEANT ONLY CHILD”

[@nightmare4254]

Seems like Tommy needs a gal in his life.

[@winkdinkk]

the awkward silence that followed made it even better

[@ynntari2775]

I meant a single child

[@dinogoose1053]

600th like!

[@Keke-mg7of]

He cald himself a child!

[@yourpersonaldemon7825]

"How old's your sister?" "13... I think." Dream doesn't even know his sister's age meanwhile people know his height, age, phobias and date of birth.

[@Moon_Bloom]

Oh lord.... That's little creepy if you ask me.

[@yourpersonaldemon7825]

@@Moon_Bloom There's a wikipedia page about him.... The life of a well-known youtuber.

[@adithyays731]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/n4a8aqV8rMSfp5o

[@Moon_Bloom]

@A n o n y m o u s True. It's just I don't want people to know what phobias I have.

[@togahimiko6107]

My father doesn’t know my birthday and my brother doesn’t how old i am

[@sophia-hp1tt]

*”girls have cooties”* -Dream, a 21 year old adult

[@m.4ddii22]

no

[@dabestever7143]

He’s 21?! bruh I’m a minor but I simp for dream I-

[@Tuttlee]

I like coke whos ur dealer

[@dabestever7143]

TuttleKing カメ bruh😐

[@facelessmask4132]

Nah, dream is a man child

[@imwhispy]

Tommy: "Technoblade is better than you" Dream: "No he's not" *oh buddy...*

[@mifosmovievault8335]

A true rise and grind scheduled "I wake up" "commit tax fraud" "then go to sleep" - dream

[@memerdreams408]

Yes

[@redpicureframe]

tax fraud*

[@pacer_1442]

underscoreZA yes take fraud my favorite type of fraud

[@mifosmovievault8335]

@@redpicureframe thank you

[@red-vg2ds]

wake up in the morning stretch a bit and then go back to sleep

[@mystic_andes888]

"Oh Child, come here" "Oh Adult, come hither" OH ADULT COME HITHER OH ADULT COME HITHER i just died

[@abiade9614]

SAMMMEEE AKGHVJJDNR

[@angelinacurry806]

Same- omg 👆😌

[@sodapepsi2799]

Oh Alduf Hitler

[@rapf3087]

I love ur pfp

[@angelinacurry806]

Who me-

[@lacrossestick132]

“You’re a child? Oh my...” that was the most mom sounding thing ever

[@patient0750]

YES🤣🤣🤣

[@kiarakagelia261]

tommy should just tell mother Dream what he done to him😂😂😂

[@aeronalvarez6509]

I imagine ara ara

[@Hatsun3Miku3]

@@aeronalvarez6509 lol

[@sylviaarmin180]

"Oh adult, oh adult, come hither." -Tommyinnit 2020

[@ah3md]

i love the way at 1:32 he turns into a horse💀😭

[@Plslsl]

“I wake up” “Commit tax fraud” “Then go to sleep” Lmao

[@jolli2483]

why a robloxian wqtch a minecraft and why am i watching mc

[@randomperson8087]

@@jolli2483 cause why not?

[@C2R1_]

@@veschlelysia Woaahhh me too

[@heresyfinder8720]

And then he showed Ludwig lol

[@madjoe1803]

what a coincidence, i went to the comment section, i was reading your comment then dream is saying it

[@freefficial8013]

Dream: *I don’t have a favourite woman* His Mom: *Am i joke to you?*

[@lemonade_playzzzzz]

Lmao

[@pearlyblack9821]

Wow tho

[@jaimecalaunan6199]

i guess he is not judgy

[@happylemon943]

i think so

[@p1nkPallas]

His sister: really?

[@ottearlo5881]

“What do you do all day?” “I kill people” “...” “Oh, you mean real life?”

[@xxstellastarlightxx9284]

ooop

[@arnie0199]

@@xxstellastarlightxx9284 indeed

[@dbk7713]

Ya ikr

[@justausername3761]

@@user-ll8ht1ug3b Dude, can you stop begging?

[@Sonam-dn9ew]

@@justausername3761 Rude *cough,cough*

[@Diego-tm3mn]

9:58 bro when dream took off his chest plate look at Tommy he just immediately smiles 😂😂

[@aniimusic_1]

“I kill people” “Oh you mean irl?” George: *intense sweating*

[@oscie]

clay not george ;)

[@lewbston7852]

R 😠

[@dodoodood.9421]

666 likes

[@Mortomi]

Oscar Hudson cALl hIM bY HIs REaL nAmE (Also it’s a gay joke you pleb)

[@WingsNoir]

vkzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM

[@noctuiddawn]

Dream- “Girls have cooties” Spoken like a true first grader.

[@haha-pk4di]

LMAOOO YES

[@beans27_]

AHAHHAHAHAH

[@blackbob1576]

Thomas has never heard of such bullshit

[@keimakatsuragi1705]

Cooties are a real term in the English language, which was derived from the Malaysian term kutu which stands for small parasitic insects that live in your skin.

[@blackbob1576]

@@keimakatsuragi1705 Well, that means their definition is completely incorrect

[@wirelessly__]

I actually love Tommy and Dream’s relationship “I want you to eat your sock Tommy” “Hello big D” “Don’t call me that” “I’m sorry small D” I want this relationship

[@thefakeepic1874]

50% of you won’t read this but I’ve been struggling to hit 1k so any help will be appreciated no hate pls

[@vincentdreemurr]

imagine being so cringe that only a bot and a criticism is in your reply.

[@faz_rock]

@@vincentdreemurr lol

[@thesillylaios]

Yup

[@Blockyverse]

I have this relationship wirh someone i dont know irl

[@fricekingdom7611]

Toms next video: I spoke to Dream’s dog!

[@starry6918]

if dream's sister is "Drista", then should Dream's mum be "Drum"

[@delphi_lasagna]

😂 What if dream had a brother? Drother Dreams dad: drad

[@mangomilk0943]

@@delphi_lasagna that actually sounds cool tbh,

[@varunsharma406]

I play drums, so that means I bang Dream's Mum??

[@starry6918]

@@varunsharma406 oh no 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@delphi_lasagna]

@@varunsharma406 Maybe?-

[@therosepicaxe1829]

Dreams mom: 'Yeah I dont really like swearing' Tommy: 'Frick'

[@wefailedmusic1789]

lol.

[@charlotte6118]

Leave me Alone aint nothing bad abt that

[@tazucha8409]

Lol

[@Drinoco098]

Dream explaining cooties to a British person is comedy gold.

[@tehredd]

Can we get sum LULs

[@CatQueen1323]

It's slang for lice...

[@1z4_]

I still don't understand

[@CatQueen1323]

@@1z4_ Lice are basically little bugs that lay eggs in your hair, and if someone had them you wanted to stay away (as there were no good procedures for dealing with lice for quite a while.) As such you use "cooties" to say you want nothing to do with someone, or just as some kind of kiddie playground banter.

[@Scrumptious_]

CatKing13 No one really knew what cootie meant or what it actually was even if it’s real never bothered to google. We just used it as for something to pick on someone in American culture the girls had “Girls rule boys drool”(Not true to this day never gonna forgot 2nd grade). will we just picked on them and just said EWW disgusting you touched her?!? OMG you HAVE cooties. Now, now everyone even the girls will bully you.(Not me cause of a alpha chad and hadn’t touched a girl since 1st grade.) Do I thinks that good idk don’t plan on doing anything reckless. Not a slang. It’s fake

[@ahhhahahhahah]

Title: "I Spoke to Dream's Mom" *Dreams mom there for 5 seconds of the 20 minute video

[@NimaXD]

You're British and you spelt it "Mom". My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

[@itsbo]

i’m british but i live in canada so i say “mum” when referring to my own mother but “mom” when talking about friends’ parents

[@shayaanhussain4223]

What’s gud mum

[@avakmar21hadio59]

very wide indeed

[@dohremee]

M U M

[@5teven-410]

saw your comment on brads vid good to know

[@reiji3934]

Dream : your family calls you "child" your mom like " child, come here." Tommy : does your mom go "oh adult come here."? Dream : well...no.

[@xxstellastarlightxx9284]

that would be funny tho

[@dbk7713]

Yea haha funny

[@emberhawk14]

soldiermaanSZN dude just stop no ones gonna fall for that

[@oscarglynn6313]

Mum*

[@dbk7713]

@@user-ll8ht1ug3b No work hard okay

[@myst6953]

Tommy: Hello? Dream: Hello? Mother Dream less than a second later: Hello? Tommy: *awkwardly while pogging* hello Mother Dream: *awkwardly* ello? Tommy: Who is this Mother Dream: I am Dream’s mom, who is this? Tommy: *hesitates* I am *Georgenotfound*

[@Skwuushi]

w h e e z e

[@okreally6660]

Interaction 100

[@justinvera1544]

Deception 100

[@oauth2.0]

Sentences 100

[@f3mboyenjoyer]

no this comment was stupid nvm

[@NtValNtVal]

9:57 dream: **takes off chestplate** Tommy: **smiles**

[@Theunicorn2012]

9:57 dream: *takes off chestplate* Tommy: *smiles*

[@skibidisigma69-f7d]

@Theunicorn2012 9:57 dream: **takes off smiles** Tommy: *chestplates*

[@eefflie]

Dream doesn’t have to say “eyes up here”

[@Heavvyrain]

XD

[@Alex-ss5zx]

OMG your so right lol

[@luis9044]

Pinecone l

[@winwoon]

e

[@actual__]

eyes down here

[@nikahtoledo4193]

“Im not sure i can mentally handle speaking to another one of the dream family” next month tommy’s talking to drista

[@nikahtoledo4193]

what the hell 168 likes tysm 🖐🏼😶😚

[@thefakeepic1874]

50% of you won’t read this but I’ve been struggling to hit 1k so any help will be appreciated no hate pls

[@Ahshshhaha]

@@thefakeepic1874 I read it, and regret it. Wasted 7sec of my life

[@balltech6507]

well niki was right

[@Scarlet__23]

@@nikahtoledo4193 more like 1.1k liked

[@jackson.taitoko]

“Cooties. What is cooties?” “Girls have them.” Tommyinnit: *wheeze*

[@tigo9328]

.hi! smaller youtuber here! if you could help me grow it would be so so so appreciated!💘i worked so hard on my recent video! thank you!

[@dealx]

@@tigo9328 you dont just tell people to subscribe to you. you work hard for subs, now stop asking for people in comments to subscribe, alright?

[@maddieward6071]

6_cjx that was a little mean. give them a chance, maybe you’ll like it?

[@maddieward6071]

Tigo .__. i’m excited to watch ur videos. u gained another subscriber!!

[@meowgic7418]

maddie ward Virtual high five for being a good person.

[@A0X0LT5]

R.I.P technoblade

[@SnoozingMoose]

“You don’t have to listen to her, I don’t listen to her” -Dream 2020

[@rempuia69]

"Bad boys for life" -Sun Tzu

[@sahtheobbiest5125]

Xd

[@maha3684]

hes such a nice role model

[@thatssokrazy13]

"Crime is illegal and prison is prison"

[@CryzVoid]

"He's not better than me." *Famous last words*

[@shluppie8097]

Dream: "You're a manchild" Also Dream: hides in the corner of the room all sad and melancholy.

[@bloopi7414]

Oo big word

[@d4ug]

what does melon colin mean

[@d4ug]

melon

[@Emergencynamechamgedjjcus]

Also dream 20:50

[@b-u10ex92]

What does melancholy mean?

[@Radiohostalastor120]

I love how he genuinely apologized to dream for saying his mom doesn’t love him

[@MarleeAvery]

"Have you ever killed someone in real life" "Uh.. No?" "you hesitated.."

[@gamingwitheyes6175]

Everyone:clicking on the vidoe to watch it Me:thinking what the blue thing is on tommy arm in the thumbnail

[@ephraim_sp]

@@gamingwitheyes6175 I think that’s his mic arm

[@BaileyBrosGaming]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/j6WVpaV7jZZnmrc

[@oliviahohensee5172]

I mean I would to 🤭

[@simplesandbox]

Stop writing cringe this is ball shit

[@tetsu5658]

“My family calls me clay” “You family calls you child” My family calls me “the middle child” or in accusations “disappointment”

[@potate7598]

Well that’s not good...

[@watwaslit8071]

True

[@chloe_bowie]

Burnt_ rice how are you gonna say true to that? you dont know their family

[@watwaslit8071]

@@chloe_bowie no child I mean I can relate.

[@sahinkapoor4282]

Your families acknowledge your existence?

[@mahamfahad904]

"You don't have to listen to her. I don't listen to her." -Dream

[@brunomc2771]

Lol

[@chanselur]

IKR

[@Cbrmkn98xs]

He listens to the Holy Reddit

[@directioner4859]

:o

[@angelikakapusta45]

Why do I simp for dream 🤔

[@vzloverr]

Dude might aswell just go to dreams house and have a family dinner there 💀

[@McRaddits]

Tommyinnit: How old is your sister? Dream: 13 I “think”

[@melon0637]

Relatable

[@randomperson8994]

And she was 14

[@absolutecarnage777]

Bro my sister forgets my age sometimes

[@McRaddits]

@@randomperson8994 yes lmao

[@piper8945]

@@randomperson8994 I’m a random pineapple

[@HamCUHC]

Dream: "you have cooties" Tommy (being british and not understanding): "whats cooties?" Dream: "girls have them" Tommy: *is it a private part*

[@giannamitchell3528]

HE THOUGHT COOTIES WERE COOCHIES IM DEADDDD

[@dervc6952]

I could not have worded it any better then dream

[@aristoumeehan4076]

I’m a Brit and I’ve been soooo confused about what cooties is for ages

[@chxrries37]

Surely I am not the only Brit that knew what cooties was right?

[@coolio2000]

@@chxrries37 yeah, but not from school or British films, from American films, books etc...

[@jmckenzie962]

"Cooties" Tommy: I'm sorry, is that some sort of American joke I'm too British to understand?

[@blood_halo5354]

lol

[@maddiethefox2474]

In nz kids live to say cooties xD

[@tvds8350]

Yes

[@elizabethyutan6156]

lol

[@elizabethyutan6156]

LOLOOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[@Starting-star]

Tommy: *exists* Dream: EAT YOUR SOCK

[@crystal_shine-w6f]

"Oh Clay, oh Clay, how many views have you got today?" "Oh mother, oh mother, more than yesterday" dudes a poet confirmed

[@An1hony]

Pog

[@azuri2517]

Thats so funny🤣🤣

[@Andy_Hendrix_9842]

*W h e e z e*

[@bogzbardelas6704]

true

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

Clay

[@rosieroe203]

dream: i guess i have cooties then tommy: get away from me then, what are the symptoms of cooties dream: obnoxious. tommy: how do you treat it dream: by getting spankings tommy: visible confusion *what?* nervous laugh dream: like for a child

[@f3mboyenjoyer]

my mind when dream said that was like the f-

[@eefflie]

yes we all watched the video

[@lspellslogic877]

timestamp

[@rosieroe203]

Hanako-Kun 4:43

[@callacallaq]

Tommy: have you ever killed someone in real life? Dream: ... *no?...*

[@alpha-dj3rk]

@@_emstar omg that's insane

[@_emstar]

@@alpha-dj3rk . 　　　。　　　　•　 　ﾟ　　。 　　. 　　　.　　　 　　.　　　　　。　　 。　. 　 .　　 。　　　　　 ඞ 。 . 　　 • 　　　　• 　　ﾟ　　 alpha 7943 was not An Impostor.　 。　. 　　'　　　 1 Impostor remains 　 　　。 　　ﾟ　　　.　　　. ,　　　　.　 .

[@justakid2804]

Oh shoot, it's not me- ° • ° • ° • °• ° • °• •° •° • ° • ° • ° • °• ° • °• •° •° • ° • ° • No one was ejected(Tie) • °. •°. •.° 1 imposter remains°. • °• ° • °• •° •° •

[@callacallaq]

@@justakid2804 where did ya get the text? The among us one

[@hyacinthtan9567]

Seems kinda sus

[@rodyisdaddy]

i love when tommy is confused he goes like: "gahhahahoogah"

[@yahnyahny8257]

Tommy: Are you disappointed in dream? Dreams mom: - Dream: **C a s s u a l l y m u t e s**

[@lizzybennett9892]

Disappointed

[@Subjected_To_Furs]

Dream: wHaT tHe hEcK uNmUtE

[@todorokishoto9499]

time stamp?

[@nuhaakmel663]

@@todorokishoto9499 15:18

[@letskillorphans2629]

Honestly I couldn’t understand why she would be disappointed…

[@aafia9413]

Dream:“Am I obnoxious?” Tommy: “Yes?” Dream: “I have cooties then :(“ Tommy: “wtf🤠”

[@gracemxquaid999]

Omg i kept on pressing

[@hollybridgens8507]

@@gracemxquaid999 sameeeeee

[@13eombin]

The emoji is sending me PLSSS

[@tariqmahmood6894]

Lol

[@alxxge]

him not understanding what cooties are/thinking they're a disease is the funniest thing istg 😭

[@siliwillow9055]

Tommy: “How old is your sister?” Dream: “13......i think.” Brother Of The Year Award🥇 16:23

[@-Rezin-]

I do the same thing 😂

[@lsfernands9698]

lol,i'll be honest i do this too

[@arnavrathi]

I dont even remember my age i am 2000 born so i calculate lmao

[@dave6593]

happens to me all the time. i never remember the exact age of my sister

[@ChristmasDarkening]

Lol I called my brother 12 on his 21st birthday-

[@vasilisvosnakis8332]

1:15 are u sure about that dream ? 💀💀💀

[@pipintheapple3212]

Dream's Mom: "Who's this?" Tommy: "This is .... GeorgeNotFound"

[@elena4875]

During the stream without cuts it was more like “this is.. this.. this is... GeorgeNotFound”

[@FunniyMan]

Pip In The Apple TommyNotFound

[@exoticcats6119]

Emperor Flaminate yes

[@Alexb-ti8rn]

Lol

[@FunniyMan]

Alexb Gaming I just replied to you in approximately 20 seconds

[@NotGartz]

Tommy: So what's your mom call you? Dream: She called me "Clay".. Tommy: Well My parents called me "Sir" Dream: No They Called You "Child"

[@zelasq]

This is so underrated

[@housemanandmuril4324]

Ye

[@NotGartz]

Wow i didnt realize i got this likes so far..

[@adriandechavez8687]

Dream: I kill people Tommy: Oh, you mean IRL Dream: The law requires I say no

[@juancarlossegui873]

You misspelled tommy and say

[@normal_username3231]

Though he did admit to committing tax fraud

[@ilyte1]

That profile picture though 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

[@juancarlossegui873]

Its (edited) now

[@adriandechavez8687]

@@juancarlossegui873 True, I did edit it

[@iRedMCYT]

3:44 I'm 19 and my father calls me "child". I say "Hi Dad" and he says "hello CHILD".

[@solar173]

god tommy and dream are actually the best pair. they're both great entertainers and them together will always end up with us wheezing

[@restore7187]

Tommy and tubbo

[@theopportunist4837]

Hold up

[@shadowninja4245]

Dream and George is a better pair

[@unstubblebubble8040]

Ew

[@katierelated]

EXACTLY THATS WHAT IM SAYING

[@im.noty3ssi]

“Dream...why the frick would you say that” that’s probably the most family friendly thing Tommy has ever said

[@sweatyaura8179]

LMFAO

[@jajak171]

Imao

[@annikarosas2720]

lmao trueeee

[@Denis-so1kd]

Y is everyone saying lmao thats not even funny

[@im.noty3ssi]

@@Denis-so1kd first of all,it’s their opinion,second of all,who even asked you? third of all, if you don’t find it funny you can leave

[@kitchen-knives]

Dream: “Cooties, it’s like.. girls have them.” Tommy: **windex bottle noises** “hAha, hAha, hAha, whaT?”

[@rommyjoj326]

*woman*

[@duceysanem]

*W O M A N*

[@ballslover445]

*W o m a n*

[@kitchen-knives]

Why is everyone spamming woman wtf-

[@PhysicalEngineering]

hi, i’m onyx idk too

[@placeholder4119]

2:20 Tommy:”Is it because i always win wars.” Sep 3, 1783-The American Revolutionary War

[@EthanAnimatez]

This video is basically Dream and Tommy being awkward for 20 minutes straight.

[@kenklo158]

yea

[@ghostella_8348]

Nah

[@ultrathief4846]

they're not awkward they're being good friends

[@phoenixc6812]

It’s really not awkward you watching the same video?

[@bebetterthanthepersonyouwe5857]

This is like the same situation where people said he acted awkward near Alyssa when he doesn't really Also if it does feel awkward at all I think it's because tommy and dream have different chemistry as opposed to George sapnap and bbh

[@nex24_]

"Are you disappointed in Dream?" Dream: *_leaves vc in panic_*

[@ijaxiniu7388]

Timestamp

[@MariiiiMarija]

what is your name the hec

[@mrs.futuregubler3109]

Marija Dimovski I LOVE YOUR PFP

[@okreally6660]

@@ijaxiniu7388 15:20

[@snowythebudgie9674]

ur name goes all the way passed my screen

[@arlo935]

Tommy: How old is your sister? Dream: Thirteen... I think...

[@diet_pera1080]

I THINK! I THINK DREAM!!

[@Noyyet]

@@diet_pera1080 lol

[@Noyyet]

Hello

[@TheSundaysLover]

lolz

[@americacasarrubias6522]

Time stamp?

[@jakesandy4266]

14:35 He actually starts talking to his mom

[@JoelPeachy]

Tommy: “have you killed anyone in real life?” Dream: *lemme think* *”...........no”*

[@azzynootfoundd2052]

XD

[@proof5662]

I don’t trust the green man

[@Emceeecks]

I love how Tommy swears but KZbin don’t understand his accent so he’s still monetised.

[@totovaretardslap7986]

well thats how yt work

[@phantasmagorical5040]

Wait the filter works by a bot Lmao

[@sasha2299]

“You couldn’t even ban me right” *the last words before he got banned*

[@mistqr]

Before*

[@huh5586]

@Detth yup @sasha u need to edit the comment

[@darling2228]

Top ten words said before disaster

[@hanasaki8603]

I was at that exact part as I read this comment

[@ajgonzalezg220]

Just being bros for at least 4 minutes Dream and Tommy

[@lanielazer5449]

“I don’t have a favorite woman.” Dream ain’t no simp.

[@alexnolastname2763]

He has Georgenotfound

[@aa01blue38]

No favorite _woman_

[@yourmommyuwu7686]

His favorite woman is George.

[@hyperdream8182]

Plus he said fuck you niki

[@unamalic9490]

I say he simps for George 😏

[@colinmatz5273]

"Take off your shirt please" -Tommyinnit 2020

[@corgi_cakesuwu8817]

I just realized dream said a bad word for once

[@jrodr9169]

“I want you to eat your sock” -Dream 2020

[@GenericGamer]

I just made a video called How to Edit Like TommyInnit. Tommy please notice me! I spent so much time on it.

[@DexterMorganBayHarbourButcher]

LOOOL

[@beans27_]

Corgi_Cakes ÙwÚ wdym, he curses a lot actually

[@user-uf4zv8my9z]

Alternate title: *child bullies clay block until he goes and gets his mummy*

[@waterhose216]

Does that make the brick block is the clay blocks mom

[@lexlepucki5572]

@@waterhose216 Good question...

[@ubiquitous_plebeian]

Mythic Box but I don’t know

[@pinkie8667]

yes uwu

[@ItzBlazeofficial]

im ur 1k like

[@DEEJEE_2009]

You know wat I like about tommy is that every time he laughs it’s loud

[@revenant9382]

tommy: how old is your sister dream? Tommy just a few seconds later: You know dream, I'm a lonely child

[@mathiassm4823]

I’m commenting in stead of liking, because it is at 169 likes and I song want to ruin that ;)

[@nightmare4254]

Seems like Tommy needs a gal in his life.

[@anumber7216]

@@nightmare4254 oh no

[@twilightstar637]

16:25 and 16:59 :) Also he has 13 xp when he asked o.O

[@danganfan]

Im your 666th like

[@tobyjesus6784]

“How old is your sister?” “13..... i think” BRUH WHY DO SIBLINGS NEVER KNOW OTHERS AGE-

[@hannahaghnaji4798]

I always know my sisters age! She’s my twin...

[@Alex-ed9wm]

Idk my sister is either 7 or 8 and I only remember my other sister’s birthday because shes born on the day Caesar died and her name is Julia

[@maxine9263]

i have 4, i cannot remember all their ages

[@badassunny7799]

DONT CALL ME OUT LIKE THAT I THOUGHT MY SISTER WAS 7 FOR 3 YEARS

[@Eshalll.00]

Um idk I mean sometimes I even forget they exist till they come and bang on my door because they have no life

[@jazzy300]

when they aren’t fighting, they are pretty funny and have a good friendship

[@Subswithvids-cv6nf]

Yes

[@pixel_ds]

Yes

[@BR1TA]

Yes

[@nsnnsnsj7205]

Yes

[@molly8076]

Yes

[@mrcobraplayz5599]

"Girls have cooties" Me:I BEG UR PARDON