Dream VS Technoblade: $100,000 Duel ANALYSIS

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Technoblade

Technoblade

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@vunga8195
@vunga8195 4 жыл бұрын
I like how Technos attention lifespan is probably lower than mine: "And now i was pretty confident wi- ooh another arrow"
@DynamicFalafels
@DynamicFalafels 4 жыл бұрын
I mean he does have ADHD so yea it probably is shorter
@wonder3761
@wonder3761 4 жыл бұрын
I have a minor health lea- ooohh aNoThEr ArRoW
@encryptid6635
@encryptid6635 4 жыл бұрын
Attention span*
@kf5058
@kf5058 4 жыл бұрын
@Dutch van der Linde hes probably a non native speaker
@essay2111
@essay2111 4 жыл бұрын
sttention life span yeah my attention died or something
@MrGamePlayer1000CHNL
@MrGamePlayer1000CHNL 4 жыл бұрын
Obi-Wan: "It's over Technoblade, I have the high ground!" Technoblade: "You underestimate the pythagorean theorem!"
@austingibson4996
@austingibson4996 4 жыл бұрын
MrGamePlayer1000CHNL what a NERDDD
@ProfessionalHopeMaxxer
@ProfessionalHopeMaxxer 4 жыл бұрын
@@austingibson4996 WHATT A NERD
@callgrl
@callgrl 4 жыл бұрын
@@austingibson4996 i dont think u get the joke
@peizhang6035
@peizhang6035 4 жыл бұрын
uhhhh r/Woooosh?
@austingibson4996
@austingibson4996 4 жыл бұрын
Alex I was talking about Techno dude
@thearchivist169
@thearchivist169 4 жыл бұрын
"Unfortunately for him that's my secret, captain. I'm always stressed" Never have I felt a statement more in my soul
@linshuzhen5979
@linshuzhen5979 5 ай бұрын
0:58
@freddyweng9389
@freddyweng9389 Жыл бұрын
0:58 “If I lose in my own game mode, I’ll be super stress. Too bad for him, I’m always stressed” Technoblade
@linshuzhen5979
@linshuzhen5979 5 ай бұрын
Lol
@acmagalong4327
@acmagalong4327 4 ай бұрын
Also he referenced hulk’s transformation in the first Avengers movie “That’s my secret captain(america), I’m always angry.” that was the original at leasr
@raph.ex390
@raph.ex390 4 жыл бұрын
Dream: Damn, he has circle strats I can’t beat! Techno: In a flash of inspiration I remembered ancient Chinese history.
@masonjones7777
@masonjones7777 4 жыл бұрын
well, He IS a symbol of the Chinese zodiac.
@rosenberger137
@rosenberger137 4 жыл бұрын
Raph.Ex3 and they say Dream has 1000 IQ techno’s IQ is 9001
@sarpius4710
@sarpius4710 4 жыл бұрын
@@rosenberger137 So its OVER 9000!!! Sorry i had to
@Hunterhoneypackglazer1
@Hunterhoneypackglazer1 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Mr.Shmeat
@Mr.Shmeat 4 жыл бұрын
Fruit Berries: I am amused!
@stevenmendelsohn1844
@stevenmendelsohn1844 4 жыл бұрын
Techno: this is the most stressful thing I’ve ever done Also techno: farmed potatoes for 18 hours a day for a year
@alexanderheubel7366
@alexanderheubel7366 4 жыл бұрын
@@user-cg2hb3ye9v Techno was worrying about his lead over squid so yes
@Safouan0
@Safouan0 4 жыл бұрын
I don't think you know what stressful means.
@randomdumbass7231
@randomdumbass7231 4 жыл бұрын
@@Safouan0 I'm not sure if you have watched the potato war
@Safouan0
@Safouan0 4 жыл бұрын
@@randomdumbass7231 I did. Doing something easy for long periods of time with no immediate repercussions for like, missing 1 potato, is not stressful.
@DaDerpyCarrot
@DaDerpyCarrot 4 жыл бұрын
@SirPandaFluff i think you mean 9 months, more or less
@clair8150
@clair8150 4 жыл бұрын
“how’d u win 100k dollars??” “i randomly remembered ancient chinese tactics in the middle of a block man fight”
@xbyxenos3200
@xbyxenos3200 4 жыл бұрын
And did something wirh wood on the grund
@harliv_a075
@harliv_a075 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@vaderbuild
@vaderbuild 4 жыл бұрын
@Cream stfu
@someidiot544
@someidiot544 4 жыл бұрын
@@vaderbuild tf he did to you
@profected
@profected 4 жыл бұрын
IKR
@Sen-ki-
@Sen-ki- 5 ай бұрын
Man I still miss him so much
@kayaanxmusic
@kayaanxmusic 5 ай бұрын
Same
@ItzEpicc
@ItzEpicc 5 ай бұрын
same
@alexandramccartney8881
@alexandramccartney8881 5 ай бұрын
Same
@michisasuke9772
@michisasuke9772 5 ай бұрын
Yeah
@coreyfoley
@coreyfoley 5 ай бұрын
Same
@stacysfm8708
@stacysfm8708 4 жыл бұрын
Techno is santa confirmed 1: he wears red and white 2: he repeats the phrase “ho ho ho” when he feels accomplished/happy 3: *ever wonder why orphanages never get presents in movies?*
@evoction9049
@evoction9049 4 жыл бұрын
You have a point
@creoplasma
@creoplasma 4 жыл бұрын
@@evoction9049 he has 3 points
@Vanvz
@Vanvz 4 жыл бұрын
They never get presents because he is busy playing mc
@alex2005z
@alex2005z 4 жыл бұрын
@@Vanvz or forgot to sign up
@alex2005z
@alex2005z 4 жыл бұрын
Have you seen technos christmas spirit video? He is santa
@shapeswitch_mood7221
@shapeswitch_mood7221 4 жыл бұрын
"I knew if I used the rod for 45 minutes I would be able to break his armor." I appreciated your way of thinking.
@spiritguardianx2491
@spiritguardianx2491 4 жыл бұрын
i was trying to find ur comment 3hrs
@JGeerse
@JGeerse 4 жыл бұрын
@@spiritguardianx2491 wdym
@pahotline
@pahotline 4 жыл бұрын
Okay so this completely of topic but- -Is that StoryShift Chara as profile picture?
@Aaron-ln3ht
@Aaron-ln3ht 4 жыл бұрын
1k now!
@omnitroph1501
@omnitroph1501 4 жыл бұрын
The reason Techno is better is that he would actually consider doing that. He has a level of patience and commitment that Dream cannot match. If Techno were the runner in a manhunt, he would just run for thousands of blocks, delaying the fight until eventually he managed to amass a crushing advantage.
@v78designer
@v78designer 4 жыл бұрын
Techno: *ADHD Activates* Mr. Beast: He's asserting dominance
@curry7101
@curry7101 4 жыл бұрын
v78designer *D O M I N A N C E*
@olteal1452
@olteal1452 4 жыл бұрын
Asserting domestic? Oh yeah I’m up at 7am and I don’t have sleep schedule. Waking up at 5pm has never felt better.
@v78designer
@v78designer 4 жыл бұрын
@@olteal1452 shhhh, my mind has melted too, dont worrry bout it
@eeeee3259
@eeeee3259 4 жыл бұрын
Owo im your 1,000 like
@Calebe311
@Calebe311 4 жыл бұрын
1 thousanth like
@TaiDarren
@TaiDarren Ай бұрын
1:38 bro literally helped me with my homework, i was doing my math homework about triangles
@betohax
@betohax Ай бұрын
You're in middle school?
@TaiDarren
@TaiDarren Ай бұрын
@betohax yes
@jhlim9030
@jhlim9030 28 күн бұрын
Did you do good?
@alpha_9997
@alpha_9997 23 күн бұрын
@@TaiDarrenwhere are you getting money for a rank?
@TaiDarren
@TaiDarren 23 күн бұрын
@alpha_9997 i have my own money
@infernovoltage3378
@infernovoltage3378 4 жыл бұрын
"One day a pig will beat a mutant teletubby in a lego simulator." -Sun Tzu, The Art of War
@zeternal1575
@zeternal1575 4 жыл бұрын
Foreshadowing
@Man-ye4xm
@Man-ye4xm 4 жыл бұрын
Damn sun tzu really do making these weird quotes
@michaelg8841
@michaelg8841 4 жыл бұрын
@@arkalt4066 foreshadowing this fight
@jakeknike
@jakeknike 4 жыл бұрын
I can’t wait for them to fight
@thetester1158
@thetester1158 4 жыл бұрын
@@arkalt4066 Techno stabbing dipsy
@humanz8681
@humanz8681 4 жыл бұрын
Dream: pep talking himself Techno: i forgot to take my adhd medicine
@ivyellis2826
@ivyellis2826 4 жыл бұрын
It's a pep talk in its own way.
@manatea2044
@manatea2044 4 жыл бұрын
To be fair dream has adhd too.
@neonicplays
@neonicplays 4 жыл бұрын
90
@humanz8681
@humanz8681 4 жыл бұрын
@@neonicplays someone help i don't know what this means and it scares me
@neonicplays
@neonicplays 4 жыл бұрын
@@humanz8681 probably an accident i dont recall that
@arandominternetuser7020
@arandominternetuser7020 4 жыл бұрын
"Stay in school kids, it makes you better at PvP" Just imagine how powerful techno would've been if he finished college
@madlad2200
@madlad2200 4 жыл бұрын
@Akash CHAND there's a difference between college and uni?
@skainzzz_
@skainzzz_ 4 жыл бұрын
@Akash CHAND wait, isn't that the same thing?
@XhyRobtic
@XhyRobtic 4 жыл бұрын
@@skainzzz_ No they aren't???
@dinokoenoko7842
@dinokoenoko7842 4 жыл бұрын
i think dream dropped out high school to learn coding
@Panth-pl7um
@Panth-pl7um 4 жыл бұрын
Nope he was english major.. he dint learn anything
@fyrebirdarts7634
@fyrebirdarts7634 Жыл бұрын
I didn't understand this until recently, but I get Techno's history reference now- after hyperfixating on the Qin dynasty for about a month, that is. The king of the Qin state, Ying Zheng (the guy who ran around a pillar) later went on to conquer the Seven Warring States and become the First Sovereign Emperor of China, Qin Shi Huang. Techno, of course, went on to conquer Minecraft KZbin, becoming the King of Minecraft and an Internet LEGEND. And not only did he win this duel, but he also forever won my respect and admiration for his humor, heart, and historical knowledge. I miss knowing that I'll never see a notification from his channel, that I'll never get to chant TECHNOBLADE UPLOADED! to anyone who would listen, that I'd never hear another one of his endlessly witty quips. Watching his videos and hearing his voice again makes me laugh and cry at the same time, thinking about the joy and laughter of what was, the sad reality of what is, and the emptiness and missed opportunities of what will never be. But even though he is no longer with us, he lives on- through every single one of his uploads, the art and lore created by millions of fans around the world, and the people he inspired by his courage to persevere through adversity. Because.... Technoblade never dies.
@zhean7715
@zhean7715 Жыл бұрын
His content will now age like wine cuz no matter how many times I rewatch his videos, no matter how many time I hear him make the same joke, no matter what I'd still laugh. Some guy on said to me "be happy that it happened" and he's right im happy every time I click on his videos :)
@tumblingartist
@tumblingartist 8 ай бұрын
@covertfeelings8330
@covertfeelings8330 5 ай бұрын
Well said 🫂
@micheal5117
@micheal5117 5 ай бұрын
erm, new video was just uploaded
@DynamicFalafels
@DynamicFalafels 4 жыл бұрын
"If you wish to defeat Floridian green man, use Pythagorean theorem and run around pillar" - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
@skilledskeleton3124
@skilledskeleton3124 4 жыл бұрын
And punch a tree
@limeplay5123
@limeplay5123 4 жыл бұрын
@topcommentgod
@momentousadrian999
@momentousadrian999 4 жыл бұрын
Mathematicians will be triggered for spelling Pythagoras’ theorem wrongly
@Binga_Lacuna
@Binga_Lacuna 4 жыл бұрын
Ill never skip school again, i promise, ill even learn ancient china history
@aarvpatel9333
@aarvpatel9333 4 жыл бұрын
If you wish to defeat me, train for another 100 years sour grape looking pereon
@themisha1705
@themisha1705 3 жыл бұрын
the comments on techno's vids are so interesting because his fan base goes and rewatches old content all the time since he doesn't upload much, meaning you get new comments alongside old ones, which is pretty cool.
@jonathansorg1713
@jonathansorg1713 3 жыл бұрын
Yup lol
@kairi7_7
@kairi7_7 3 жыл бұрын
legit what i’m doing rn XD
@sonicsunshine69
@sonicsunshine69 3 жыл бұрын
I dont know what im doing with my life
@AAARP
@AAARP 3 жыл бұрын
They are some of the most rewatchable videos on the internet^^
@adams_chong9450
@adams_chong9450 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@morguesyndrm
@morguesyndrm 3 жыл бұрын
love the fact that his voice over matches his character’s movements when he says “oh right, $100,000.” LIKE LMFAO
@Turki.alshayea
@Turki.alshayea 3 жыл бұрын
Wdym? Timestamp
@leolow5261
@leolow5261 3 жыл бұрын
@@Turki.alshayea 4:33
@boldbriggan
@boldbriggan 3 жыл бұрын
This was during a legitimate fight too. He had to move his character to remind himself
@cure5626
@cure5626 3 жыл бұрын
haha lol! lmfao!!! so funny!@ lol!÷@
@SuNNy-yj4mf
@SuNNy-yj4mf 3 жыл бұрын
@@cure5626 You wish you could be this funny
@voidmatic
@voidmatic 9 ай бұрын
1:51 "stay in school kids, it makes you better at PvP" techno you would have loved the mace in minecraft, I just know it
@kokirij0167
@kokirij0167 6 ай бұрын
Velocity go brrr
@bigwoofer5518
@bigwoofer5518 4 жыл бұрын
When Technoblade started sheering the ground, what he really was doing was using one of Sun Tzu famous tactics, “All war is deception.” Sun Tzu, the art of war.
@jefvdbs
@jefvdbs 4 жыл бұрын
Haha -Sun Tzu The Art of War
@plusxz821
@plusxz821 4 жыл бұрын
Ok Boomer -Lao tse,budha and jhianzi se khan
@rzw-06-20
@rzw-06-20 4 жыл бұрын
Lol Techno axe go brrrrrr - sun tzu art of war
@Test1C1314
@Test1C1314 4 жыл бұрын
Just ADHD
@FootyBits
@FootyBits 4 жыл бұрын
How many subs for my puppy
@leah8894
@leah8894 4 жыл бұрын
What I learned: *when in battle, mess with the floor to assert dominance.*
@declandewolfe5225
@declandewolfe5225 4 жыл бұрын
And place crafting table
@vince2969
@vince2969 4 жыл бұрын
Those were really advanced tactics that techno preformed
@Jayden----
@Jayden---- 4 жыл бұрын
Bro wym that’s so hard bro I can’t right click idk how I’m gonna learn it lol
@cobalt2506
@cobalt2506 4 жыл бұрын
And stay in school
@trixtuli8623
@trixtuli8623 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@vauxel825
@vauxel825 2 жыл бұрын
Technoblade, I know you won’t see this due to obvious reasons but I just wanted to say how much joy you’ve given me over the years. I’ve been trying to forget all about it all day because I’ve never been hurt so much by someone’s death so I just wanted to send my message to try and forget all about it. Again, THANK YOU for all the laughs you’ve given me and all your other fans. Rest In Peace Alex 🙏
@echothefreak9396
@echothefreak9396 2 жыл бұрын
Same here. Obviously deaths from my own family hurt more, but outside of that, hearing that Techno passed away hit me like so hard, and of course I immediately broke down crying. Really shows how close he is to all of us, huh?
@manchestercityl527
@manchestercityl527 2 жыл бұрын
@@echothefreak9396 don't cry bro because he is in heaven and he is happy so don;t be sad because he is not alive anymore,be happy because he's happy
@echothefreak9396
@echothefreak9396 2 жыл бұрын
@@manchestercityl527 Thanks
@Squinglet
@Squinglet 2 жыл бұрын
Not tryna ruin the moment but who is the money gonna go to?
@Oxalaia-edits
@Oxalaia-edits 2 жыл бұрын
@@Squinglet prob his pet dog
@wkevinang
@wkevinang Ай бұрын
This duel is way better than the Paul vs Tyson fight.
@ZedSpeigel
@ZedSpeigel 6 күн бұрын
Frr😂
@rogerzc6775
@rogerzc6775 4 жыл бұрын
MrBeast: “Techno sounds really depressed” Dream: “Don’t worry, that’s just how he is”
@Skwuushi
@Skwuushi 4 жыл бұрын
Lolololol
@Poplol_Quqoar
@Poplol_Quqoar 4 жыл бұрын
Time stamp?
@keely8645
@keely8645 4 жыл бұрын
is this a real quote
@luigiluigi4366
@luigiluigi4366 4 жыл бұрын
@@Poplol_Quqoar it was in dreams video on dream xd
@luigiluigi4366
@luigiluigi4366 4 жыл бұрын
@@keely8645 it was in dreams video on dream xd
@arthur9491
@arthur9491 4 жыл бұрын
Techno: This is the most stressful thing I've ever done in my life Also Techno: **completely forgets he's in a pvp for 100k and starts chopping wood**
@MiggyDiablo
@MiggyDiablo 4 жыл бұрын
he has adhd so u cant really blame him xd
@krrys_
@krrys_ 4 жыл бұрын
It's a Sun Tzu tactic. Stripping the bark allowed the remaining bits of bark to provide more traction so techno could hold a more solid stance when in battle.
@alexoryea6387
@alexoryea6387 4 жыл бұрын
MiggyDiablo what does adhd have to do with chopping wood?
@happyjohn1656
@happyjohn1656 4 жыл бұрын
@@krrys_ Traction* maybe? 11:55:05 PM 8/29/2020
@lumeme
@lumeme 4 жыл бұрын
Blood for the blood god
@mysticalyborn4886
@mysticalyborn4886 4 жыл бұрын
"I clearly didn't take my adhd medicine before this" got me
@minanordstrom124
@minanordstrom124 4 жыл бұрын
Not me either so I feel you Techno
@nadian848
@nadian848 3 жыл бұрын
Timestamp?
@manuelgutierrez6707
@manuelgutierrez6707 3 жыл бұрын
@@nadian848 4:26
@elishacoates1578
@elishacoates1578 3 жыл бұрын
i relate sooo much to that lol
@bepsi_nosimp
@bepsi_nosimp 3 жыл бұрын
ADHD medicine is riddlen
@helloneeishere
@helloneeishere 11 ай бұрын
5:07 "His first mistake ofcourse challenging me"-Technoblade 💀🔪🗿
@PassiveSea978
@PassiveSea978 27 күн бұрын
I know it’s messed up but when you think of it technoblade died as the greatest pvper of his time even winning against dream with 100k on the line
@carloantoniogomorera2445
@carloantoniogomorera2445 4 жыл бұрын
Dream: If I can stress him enough, he'll get tilted and play worse. Technoblade: *You cannot murder a person already dead inside.*
@sage4327
@sage4327 4 жыл бұрын
this is the best comment here lmao
@redsusoverparadise2700
@redsusoverparadise2700 4 жыл бұрын
Oof
@kinologan5074
@kinologan5074 4 жыл бұрын
That potato war took a lot
@spawnsir9531
@spawnsir9531 4 жыл бұрын
TECHNO L
@redsusoverparadise2700
@redsusoverparadise2700 4 жыл бұрын
@@spawnsir9531 *L* boo he didn't even get 10-0
@chillvibes8929
@chillvibes8929 3 жыл бұрын
wait....according to technoblades teachings....the highground is actually a disadvantage...So anakin was just bad at pvp it seems
@umut_hmut
@umut_hmut 3 жыл бұрын
anakins aim was trash and also obiwan was a god at rod pvp
@kelpdock8913
@kelpdock8913 3 жыл бұрын
@@umut_hmut they were playing in 1.16 in rots and obiwan uses form 3 which is defensive
@whatisahandlebruh
@whatisahandlebruh 3 жыл бұрын
It’s because Anakin tried jumping over Obi Wan instead of poking at his feet. Like a dumbass.
@dddb1717
@dddb1717 3 жыл бұрын
This is false because obi wan goaded anakin into jumping above him, giving him the low ground
@kelpdock8913
@kelpdock8913 3 жыл бұрын
@@dddb1717 which dream did later on dreams powers are not anywhere near as strong as obi-wans however
@herringway434
@herringway434 4 жыл бұрын
"Find a tree. Punch it to collect wood' -Sun Tzu, The Art of War
@teamtvvk9382
@teamtvvk9382 4 жыл бұрын
Why did this make me laugh
@herringway434
@herringway434 4 жыл бұрын
@Cream As always, your insight is incredible and highly valued
@ellywelly0
@ellywelly0 4 жыл бұрын
ExtremelyOffensive That’s extremely offensive. Why isn’t my insight highly valued?
@herringway434
@herringway434 4 жыл бұрын
@@ellywelly0 Your insight is highly valued
@ellywelly0
@ellywelly0 4 жыл бұрын
ExtremelyOffensive I feel so violated right now
@jacobtrz7115
@jacobtrz7115 Жыл бұрын
Two of the Minecraft legends in their prime, facing off for a ridiculously large sum of money. What a moment. Rest in peace, Techno✊
@Dtos1
@Dtos1 Жыл бұрын
@@loveatomb techno is the best. Rest in peace.
@zhean7715
@zhean7715 Жыл бұрын
@@Dtos1 I don't care whos the best. BUT EYYYY HE WON WITH THE POWER OF PYTHAGORAS AND ANCIENT CHINAAAA SUCK IT DREAM.... Damn I miss him
@lexful1598
@lexful1598 Жыл бұрын
not in their prime
@Hayych.
@Hayych. 9 ай бұрын
You don’t know how badly I miss this period of my life now. Even tho it was during lockdown which was bad within itself
@illuminati955
@illuminati955 5 ай бұрын
@@Hayych. agree completely, in retrospect despite everything else being shit it was so nice having people to look up to and so much great content being made
@waterlily7903
@waterlily7903 4 жыл бұрын
“Fortunately I have something Dream doesn’t...” Of all the things I thought he was going to say, *“...comprehensive knowledge of ancient China”* was *not* what I was expecting 😂
@DaDerpyCarrot
@DaDerpyCarrot 4 жыл бұрын
tbh after watching his skyblock videos multiple times, I knew it could've only been either a sun tzu quote, or a chinese history reference, or just both combined lol
@lancetheking7524
@lancetheking7524 4 жыл бұрын
what next, a Japanese history reference
@heidichan8821
@heidichan8821 4 жыл бұрын
such nerds
@nicolem1887
@nicolem1887 4 жыл бұрын
@@lancetheking7524 it's always chinese
@thaatmatt
@thaatmatt 4 жыл бұрын
You're clearly new around here, welcome
@onlirier2993
@onlirier2993 4 жыл бұрын
Dream: I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND Technoblade: math
@legoverse1412
@legoverse1412 4 жыл бұрын
Impossible, perhaps the archives are incomplete
@Garb-dm7gs
@Garb-dm7gs 4 жыл бұрын
Stonks
@spacedominator7163
@spacedominator7163 4 жыл бұрын
@@legoverse1412 impossible , perhaps the archives are complete
@hubithepyromain6927
@hubithepyromain6927 4 жыл бұрын
@@spacedominator7163 Possibly
@spacedominator7163
@spacedominator7163 4 жыл бұрын
@@hubithepyromain6927 i guess
@landodee
@landodee 3 жыл бұрын
Dream's strat: Axe Crit, Use the Shield effectively, Beat Techno at his own version. Techno's Strat: Place a crafting table, Find a tree to obtain wood, Shed the wood, become a communist, use Chinese war tactics.
@dottisred
@dottisred 3 жыл бұрын
lol
@JayV300
@JayV300 3 жыл бұрын
Agree
@TimDaOne
@TimDaOne 3 жыл бұрын
And that's why Techno won
@page2877
@page2877 3 жыл бұрын
Truly a mastermind
@kalvkorv8705
@kalvkorv8705 3 жыл бұрын
Does anyone know what client they were using?
@Ibby18
@Ibby18 Жыл бұрын
For those wondering, the crafting table was actually a glitch where you could easily combo another player and thats why Dream said in chat "WHAT". Rest in Peace King
@ErhesMellote
@ErhesMellote Жыл бұрын
You have revealed our secret. The elders will decide your faith
@s-idney
@s-idney Жыл бұрын
You fool! You know not the forbidden words you spread 😱
@PyGrafter
@PyGrafter 9 ай бұрын
you messed up the forbidden secrets of minecraft elders...This could be a netflix series..
@samscorch8252
@samscorch8252 5 ай бұрын
His fate is sealed.
@JoshuaShort-le5sl
@JoshuaShort-le5sl 5 ай бұрын
The elders would like to have a word with you, you have caused a mass disturbance among the Minecraft population. Your Fate will be decided by the council
@viatic.
@viatic. 3 жыл бұрын
"His second mistake was letting me get so many axe crits, as we know his first mistake was challenging me."
@Jetstream_Sam784
@Jetstream_Sam784 3 жыл бұрын
Timestamp
@jotarokujo9587
@jotarokujo9587 3 жыл бұрын
@@Jetstream_Sam784 5:03
@salitonpumvichai791
@salitonpumvichai791 3 жыл бұрын
@@Jetstream_Sam784 ສສາທຝຝຍນີ
@BokyProkyYT
@BokyProkyYT 3 жыл бұрын
Best quote ever
@KopflosReal
@KopflosReal 3 жыл бұрын
YO LETS GOO I GOT THE 1,000th LIKE!
@austinfeith6094
@austinfeith6094 3 жыл бұрын
MrBeast: “OH TECHNOS INTIMIDATING DREAM BY STRIPPING THE FLOOR” Techno: “all I know is that I clearly didn’t take my ADHD meds this morning”
@menyaguila3313
@menyaguila3313 3 жыл бұрын
183 likes and no comments
@alexplaysminc.-.5922
@alexplaysminc.-.5922 3 жыл бұрын
distracted in the middle of a fight wins anyway
@CaseyShontz
@CaseyShontz 3 жыл бұрын
Mood
@austinfeith6094
@austinfeith6094 3 жыл бұрын
@Squidsify they both do. Did you even watch this video? Techno literally said he had ADHD?
@MorganWootenIsTaken
@MorganWootenIsTaken 3 жыл бұрын
@Squidsify Lmao he does
@noahrogers2156
@noahrogers2156 4 жыл бұрын
Dream fans: Dream will use the terrain to his advantage! Techno: Pillars
@aftersh0ck975
@aftersh0ck975 4 жыл бұрын
techno: Ha triangles
@suwusybaka4063
@suwusybaka4063 4 жыл бұрын
Damit ancient Greek dude
@andresorozco4353
@andresorozco4353 4 жыл бұрын
The fact that you have an anakin profile picture makes this funny
@suwusybaka4063
@suwusybaka4063 4 жыл бұрын
@@melenad6383 you know the Greek dude that made the triangle thing i remember his name is pythagos or something i could be wrong
@samickill9730
@samickill9730 4 жыл бұрын
@@suwusybaka4063 It was actually discovered around 800-400 B.C. and was introduced into mathematics by Thales of Miletus and his student Anaximander.
@Profilemango4660_
@Profilemango4660_ 10 ай бұрын
The fact that this was a 1v1 of the best minecraft players for a battle to the death for all that glory and 100k$ This was just an interruption to techno while he was farming potatoes
@habtal2331
@habtal2331 4 жыл бұрын
Technoblade: Stay in school kids! Also Technoblade: Welcome back to another episode of skywars, so today i dropped out of college.
@daskanguru4155
@daskanguru4155 4 жыл бұрын
Technoblade: Stay in school Kids! Also Technoblade: Gets 100k for playing 30 min of minecraft.
@captainglitter5742
@captainglitter5742 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahhaha funny
@Ayden_013
@Ayden_013 4 жыл бұрын
Ok cool
@No-vu7pc
@No-vu7pc 4 жыл бұрын
To be fair, you master the art of the triangle in high school and that's really all you need in life.
@bertrammollen
@bertrammollen 4 жыл бұрын
(Talk's about Pythagoras) Now i know why I'm bad at PVP
@c0niine
@c0niine 4 жыл бұрын
everyone: he's clearly taunting him! techno: haha wood nakked
@StinkFinkle
@StinkFinkle 4 жыл бұрын
He clearly likes it!
@asrtxl1988
@asrtxl1988 4 жыл бұрын
@@StinkFinkle hahaha yeah it was just ADHD lol.
@elliestevenson4012
@elliestevenson4012 4 жыл бұрын
I just realised he forgot about the duel I just thought he was doing it 2 intimate dream 🤣🤣🤣
@geton8473
@geton8473 4 жыл бұрын
Weston fox nobody got the reference, but I did
@DrKakentraunElPrestoZimbutsu
@DrKakentraunElPrestoZimbutsu 4 жыл бұрын
Tonpa your power is equal to techno's.
@oliverkim6610
@oliverkim6610 4 жыл бұрын
Dream: gives himself a peptalk. Technoblade: adhd, Pythagorean triangle and ancient China.
@ashmondthesoutherntrashmon2210
@ashmondthesoutherntrashmon2210 4 жыл бұрын
I think the mix of those two topics can be summed up with just 'ADHD'
@modernvision940
@modernvision940 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@v0id_d3m0n
@v0id_d3m0n 4 жыл бұрын
I swear dream has it as well
@quinntravill220
@quinntravill220 4 жыл бұрын
you forgot crafting table
@Tidepod_Prince
@Tidepod_Prince 4 жыл бұрын
@@v0id_d3m0n he does
@erdrinn
@erdrinn 11 ай бұрын
Did anyone else notice that Techno was playing with more ping than Dream and still won
@darealrexrandom
@darealrexrandom 9 ай бұрын
Ping, FPS and brightness is a crutch~ Technoblade(How to get good at Blitz SG)
@buolo
@buolo 8 ай бұрын
He also didnt know that in newer version you cant sprint crits anymore
@huggablebears
@huggablebears 4 жыл бұрын
“It’s over Dream, I have the low ground”
@comradekarlvonschnitzelste8218
@comradekarlvonschnitzelste8218 4 жыл бұрын
What's wrong with this world if only Anakin were technoblade, then he wouldn’t kill just the younglings, but the orphans too.
@Dyrrothlikesgames
@Dyrrothlikesgames 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao star wars reference
@lunarskys2645
@lunarskys2645 4 жыл бұрын
That made me laugh lol!
@yoannesleonardi6799
@yoannesleonardi6799 4 жыл бұрын
@Jaysen Lim you UNDERestimated my power
@introvert1013
@introvert1013 4 жыл бұрын
YOUN UNDER ESTIMATE MY RUNNING AWAY TACTICS
@michaelzheng5250
@michaelzheng5250 4 жыл бұрын
7:39 That story is actually very famous in China. If you are interested in the story then continue reading, if not then read the next comment and have a nice day. So at that point, King Ying Zheng of Qin (who will eventually become the first Emperor of China), was well on his way to reunify China. The Qi Kingdom, worried about being conquered by Zheng, sent an assassin named Jing Ke. Ke arrived at the Qin capital of Xianyang claiming that he would, on the behalf of Qi, cede several cities to Qin, and that those cities were labelled on a map scroll he had (little did people know, a dagger was hidden in the scroll). When presenting the scroll to King Zheng, Ke accidentally opened the scroll too much and revealed the dagger, blowing his cover. Seeing that this was clearly an assassination attempt, King Zheng made the logical decision to run, and Ke chased. To escape the assassin, King Zheng ran around behind a massive pillar until a royal physician threw his medicine bag at Ke, significantly slowing his movements. King Zheng managed to gain some distance, pulls out his long sword and strikes at Ke’s thighs, immobilizing Ke. Ke, in a last ditch effort to kill Zheng, threw his dagger at the King but missed. King Zheng then stabbed Ke 8 times, dealing mortal wounds to him. As the royal guards arrive, Ke, knowing his attempt had failed, just began verbally insulting Zheng until the guards took him out for good,
@matthewvillanueva4420
@matthewvillanueva4420 4 жыл бұрын
AAHAHAHHAAHA the verbally abusing part made me laugh
@NoMustang273
@NoMustang273 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for that?
@lucetkpmk
@lucetkpmk 4 жыл бұрын
this is actually really interesting, thank you for this
@koolaidman7589
@koolaidman7589 4 жыл бұрын
Is this King Zheng reincarnate?
@bread9325
@bread9325 4 жыл бұрын
Your namemis like my friend's name except his is Michael Zhong
@jj7045
@jj7045 4 жыл бұрын
Dream: I’ve been training 3 hours a day Techno: I don’t think you know who I am *spends 10 hours farming potatoes in a video game each day*
@theplaylistcollector2910
@theplaylistcollector2910 4 жыл бұрын
The dedication we all wished we had
@lamapower9939
@lamapower9939 4 жыл бұрын
Keeps the likes that 69
@אורוידןפלד-י3ק
@אורוידןפלד-י3ק 4 жыл бұрын
Actually he was averaging 11 hours a day.
@Ashfer2
@Ashfer2 4 жыл бұрын
I thought Techno was also training 3hr/day. That's what Chris said in the video.
@blankblank1661
@blankblank1661 4 жыл бұрын
J J Didn’t he stated that pushed himself to do 15 hours on most of those days and went straight to sleep?
@NotnotADHD
@NotnotADHD 11 ай бұрын
I feel like dream and TECHNOBLADE are a really good analogy of die a hero or live long enough to become a villain
@Alefontanaz
@Alefontanaz 11 ай бұрын
never thought this way, it does make sense
@cymbalbell1270
@cymbalbell1270 4 жыл бұрын
Dream: "If I can stress him enough, he'll get tilted and play worse" Techno: "Jokes on you! I'm always stress beyond what mortal could ever achieve"
@burj9842
@burj9842 4 жыл бұрын
It's suppose to be "Jokes on you! I'm into that shit!"
@dixtir69
@dixtir69 4 жыл бұрын
@@burj9842 thats not what Techno said so
@CounterMS
@CounterMS 4 жыл бұрын
@@burj9842XD
@mcshazer3115
@mcshazer3115 4 жыл бұрын
Prabhakar Singh OMG😱😱😱😱 STILL USING EMOJIS IN 2020!?!?!?! WHAT EVEN IS KZbin?!?!
@prabhakarsingh2745
@prabhakarsingh2745 4 жыл бұрын
@@mcshazer3115 Umm who are you talking to?! I didn't say a word!!
@Um_Kaye
@Um_Kaye 4 жыл бұрын
Techno: *tries to raise shield but shears the ground instead* His ADHD: "Ooooo, what's this?"
@lexwhy554
@lexwhy554 4 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of that one time I stripped every log in forest when I discovered that feature XD
@anoszymekk7760
@anoszymekk7760 4 жыл бұрын
OwO*
@spagetheee8121
@spagetheee8121 4 жыл бұрын
@@lexwhy554 xD
@MeHowdy
@MeHowdy 4 жыл бұрын
OwO what's this?
@datguy0416
@datguy0416 4 жыл бұрын
What is ADHD?
@pandacrown6796
@pandacrown6796 4 жыл бұрын
I could tell Techno was probably resisting the urge to say: "If you wish to defeat me train for another 100 years."
@pondwater620
@pondwater620 4 жыл бұрын
This is all I was thinking every time he won
@Chayn
@Chayn 4 жыл бұрын
.
@kipphansonjerrard9191
@kipphansonjerrard9191 4 жыл бұрын
@@Chayn shutup begger
@lykeprice9239
@lykeprice9239 4 жыл бұрын
@@Chayn loser. Quit self promoting
@bye9014
@bye9014 4 жыл бұрын
Chayn ON ALMOST EVEYR COMMENT TOO?
@jwzc
@jwzc 7 ай бұрын
It feels weird knowing that im watching content made by someone who is no longer alive RIP Techno
@ianyourgod
@ianyourgod 3 жыл бұрын
dream: "it's over Technoblade, I have the high ground" techno: "you underestimate the Pythagorean theorem"
@peg7439
@peg7439 3 жыл бұрын
sadly for you dream, the official minecraft combat book's tip for fighting spiders will not work on technoblade.
@unonimous7374
@unonimous7374 3 жыл бұрын
dont try it
@benjaminsenora6449
@benjaminsenora6449 3 жыл бұрын
Copied comment
@adelie-912
@adelie-912 3 жыл бұрын
@@benjaminsenora6449 yeah the same comment is right below this one
@thebraindeadz5590
@thebraindeadz5590 3 жыл бұрын
But this time dream was darth mail and technoblade was kenobi
@gmfurtado
@gmfurtado 4 жыл бұрын
Techno’s humor is honestly so underrated... *”So the first thing I’m thinking is I need to punch a tree to collect wood”*
@ricketch999
@ricketch999 4 жыл бұрын
It killed me
@elianaph_5534
@elianaph_5534 4 жыл бұрын
It killed US
@Sothey727
@Sothey727 4 жыл бұрын
ElianaPH_ o7
@Reihynn
@Reihynn 4 жыл бұрын
wdym underrated its literally the best lmao
@eX1st4132
@eX1st4132 4 жыл бұрын
all the 14 year old stans just see funny sun tzu quote and laugh and then make an unoriginal joke for likes
@Mar408
@Mar408 4 жыл бұрын
Technoblade: Dream has two big mistakes, first he misses most of his crits, second *he challenged me*
@Rxssee
@Rxssee 5 ай бұрын
4:12 *"Don't stress too much, you can die..."* ~a word from a person
@forcle
@forcle 4 жыл бұрын
Wait didn't anyone notice this is Technoblade's third UPLOAD OF THE MONTH this is a miracle!
@pablopereyra7126
@pablopereyra7126 4 жыл бұрын
I think that after the potato war he said he would upload more to get 3M suscribers by the end of the year
@greenmustard493
@greenmustard493 4 жыл бұрын
Its a miracle
@witha1
@witha1 4 жыл бұрын
ikr
@swastisinghal5892
@swastisinghal5892 4 жыл бұрын
the other 2 were stream highlights tho
@BatteryWinter
@BatteryWinter 4 жыл бұрын
Christmas Miracle
@Manticks
@Manticks 4 жыл бұрын
everybody gangsta till techno pulls out the comprehensive knowledge of ancient china
@zhorary
@zhorary 4 жыл бұрын
his true power
@monkemanballz5349
@monkemanballz5349 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@nimishmanav6481
@nimishmanav6481 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Goldenboy-pe2ci
@Goldenboy-pe2ci 4 жыл бұрын
I hear his backup plan if Minecraft KZbinr doesn't work out is a history teacher
@itsyaboichipsahoy3392
@itsyaboichipsahoy3392 4 жыл бұрын
POGGG
@topphatt1312
@topphatt1312 4 жыл бұрын
“Now of course Dream also graduated from middle school, he knows about the triangles, so he tries to run away” one of my favourite out of context sentences ever
@terrazaeleh
@terrazaeleh 4 жыл бұрын
That's... actually fun xd
@lunarskys2645
@lunarskys2645 4 жыл бұрын
1:52
@eruiluvatar7155
@eruiluvatar7155 4 жыл бұрын
Yup
@cheetahghk8960
@cheetahghk8960 4 жыл бұрын
What did the triangles do that terrifies dream and techno?!?
@beld3375
@beld3375 4 жыл бұрын
Cheetah GHK Pythagorean’s theorem, search it up
@elliejf
@elliejf Жыл бұрын
i still break down laughing at his comprehensive knowledge of ancient china joke. i’ve been a subscriber to technos channel since below 200k, and he’s inspired me so much. other gaming youtubers just scream at the camera, but technos videos have infinite replay value because of his storytelling and impeccable comedic timing. technoblade never dies 💕👑💕
@eenernanis2664
@eenernanis2664 4 жыл бұрын
Techno: don't harass dream Techno viewers: of course not, our favorite target is right here
@ExtiYT
@ExtiYT 4 жыл бұрын
Underated comment
@abuslayer17
@abuslayer17 4 жыл бұрын
I don't get why he said that, we don't even care about hurting dream
@daniblah400
@daniblah400 4 жыл бұрын
AbuSlayer 17 ikr all we wanna do is bully Techno for not 10-0 Dream
@dharamviryadav7251
@dharamviryadav7251 4 жыл бұрын
@@daniblah400 technically he couldve only 6-0 dream coz it was first to 6
@foxxerss
@foxxerss 4 жыл бұрын
that is actually so true
@andrewbach42
@andrewbach42 4 жыл бұрын
MrBeast: He's carving wood, he's trolling Techno: ADHD
@lesleyzore987
@lesleyzore987 4 жыл бұрын
the video: constant screaming tecno: stays cool
@bjarnereuter3194
@bjarnereuter3194 4 жыл бұрын
Techno you won!!! You had the better gaming chair
@vfxcyclone
@vfxcyclone 4 жыл бұрын
Wth 1.3K likes 2 comments (not including this)
@discord.
@discord. 4 жыл бұрын
@@vfxcyclone 1.5k**
@discord.
@discord. 4 жыл бұрын
@@vfxcyclone in 4 minutes
@kuru4836
@kuru4836 4 жыл бұрын
"If your enemy plays 1.16 they will never expect a steering wheel as your chosen weapon" -Sun Tzu, The art of War.
@DearHRS
@DearHRS 4 жыл бұрын
haha good one
@thisguyispeculiar
@thisguyispeculiar 4 жыл бұрын
The steering wheel is the key to victory.
@pokerface5160
@pokerface5160 4 жыл бұрын
Tokyo drifts into having $100k
@kuru4836
@kuru4836 4 жыл бұрын
@@pokerface5160 fr
@tiernan2580
@tiernan2580 4 жыл бұрын
The Sun Tzu memes are back
@Paradoxkiddo
@Paradoxkiddo 5 ай бұрын
We still don't know what the tactical crafting table does...
@gretadelaroca6599
@gretadelaroca6599 5 ай бұрын
its to craft some more gapples.
@chicharonn
@chicharonn 5 ай бұрын
Strikes fear into the heart of your enemies
@unit0023
@unit0023 4 ай бұрын
in all seriousness it makes your opponent think you’re crafting so you can surprise them when you exit the menu and start attacking. best done if they’re approaching from behind.
@lueerrie3100
@lueerrie3100 4 жыл бұрын
Dream: I’m good at reading the block people’s movement to know when they will attack Techno: must shear wood adhd
@smellslikeanvil9257
@smellslikeanvil9257 4 жыл бұрын
Dream could not understand Techno's movements
@smolryan9886
@smolryan9886 4 жыл бұрын
He didn’t shear the wood while fighting. Unsubbed.
@alexandralafleur3839
@alexandralafleur3839 4 жыл бұрын
I would be lying if I said I didn't start wheezing and pulling a dream at that point 😂
@puip6918
@puip6918 3 жыл бұрын
“of course his first mistake was challenging me in the first place” - technoblade 2020
@xtxl
@xtxl 3 жыл бұрын
He sounds like the guy from Casually explained when he says that
@cocacoaguy
@cocacoaguy 3 жыл бұрын
best quote ever
@jordanheard9821
@jordanheard9821 3 жыл бұрын
I read this right im time with when he said it and immediately started screaming ahha
@janachochoroska7850
@janachochoroska7850 3 жыл бұрын
I WAS SCREAMING WHEN HE SAID THAT FOR SOME REASON
@Joelactic
@Joelactic 3 жыл бұрын
@@saintespionage 5:07
@Dafreakboi
@Dafreakboi 4 жыл бұрын
Techno: Stay at school kids, it makes you better at PvP Also Techno: Drops out of college to play more Minecraft
@Windmillc
@Windmillc 4 жыл бұрын
Techno was too smart for college so he dropped out.
@swiss9999
@swiss9999 4 жыл бұрын
yessir
@mangocat4820
@mangocat4820 4 жыл бұрын
But didn't he get an English Major degree though?
@Extrinoo
@Extrinoo 4 жыл бұрын
too be fair he dropped out of college because yt was financially good, but that gave me a good laugh
@okoala9804
@okoala9804 4 жыл бұрын
Yeh he was just to good for college
@Random72898
@Random72898 Жыл бұрын
The say it with me "Not even close" was soooo iconic rest in peace the blood god
@hugh4245
@hugh4245 4 жыл бұрын
MrBeast: look he is carving the wood he is trolling Techno: ADHD
@ewanscott8482
@ewanscott8482 4 жыл бұрын
R
@lindsitruelock5632
@lindsitruelock5632 4 жыл бұрын
R
@iandugger1168
@iandugger1168 4 жыл бұрын
R..?!!!
@ponetu
@ponetu 4 жыл бұрын
R
@alostpotato2269
@alostpotato2269 4 жыл бұрын
R
@gooseman913
@gooseman913 4 жыл бұрын
now the shearing wood is very ADHD but no one has thought about how remembering chinese war strategies is also insanely ADHD
@cracklyfish3039
@cracklyfish3039 4 жыл бұрын
212 likes but no comment
@siouxsie_s
@siouxsie_s 4 жыл бұрын
The duality of ADHD....
@teresar6348
@teresar6348 4 жыл бұрын
Or the potatoes....
@bredboi3873
@bredboi3873 4 жыл бұрын
me who has ADHD: indeed
@cyrusspitama
@cyrusspitama 4 жыл бұрын
as a person with adhd I approve lol
@justjohn2146
@justjohn2146 4 жыл бұрын
"Mutated teletubbi with smiley face mask tries to stab ADHD farmer pig with burger king crown for 100,000 dollars"
@Zeikimatsu
@Zeikimatsu 4 жыл бұрын
😭😭
@Goofbawlll
@Goofbawlll 4 жыл бұрын
This is so amazing, if these dumb unoriginal sun tzu meme comments get more, that’s just sad
@pouncelygrin6699
@pouncelygrin6699 4 жыл бұрын
bruuUUuuUuhhh
@whales6314
@whales6314 4 жыл бұрын
I want to give you a like but for me you have 69 likes...
@artteli
@artteli 4 жыл бұрын
and with eyes for nipples
@IzzyMaxwellMoren
@IzzyMaxwellMoren Жыл бұрын
i love that he would say, "i forgot to take my ADHD medicine today."
@optic32
@optic32 Жыл бұрын
@rayan-sf3dp
@rayan-sf3dp 4 жыл бұрын
Dream training: playing duels with good players Techno training: studying the history of king Zheng
@ulloriaqhansen3830
@ulloriaqhansen3830 4 жыл бұрын
Gnylo shut the f up
@Z31_300zx
@Z31_300zx 4 жыл бұрын
Gnylo jeez get out of the comments you swine
@twistduck
@twistduck 4 жыл бұрын
@Gnylo kid shutup you literally just comment random people that comment on your thing, no one cares about your lies
@hershey8004
@hershey8004 4 жыл бұрын
@@twistduck I'm pretty sure this guys a bot and he prob has bottled subs
@moriarty5863
@moriarty5863 4 жыл бұрын
Was it Zain or Zheng? I'm sure it was Zang because Zain does not sound like an ancient Chinese king.
@liam82706
@liam82706 4 жыл бұрын
Techno: “Stay in school kids.” Also Techno: drops out of college.
@ExistentialSublime
@ExistentialSublime 4 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure he's speaking from experience
@isawsomethingishouldnt
@isawsomethingishouldnt 4 жыл бұрын
That just make sense techno blade doesn't need to stay in college to be good at PVP
@hytalePvP
@hytalePvP 4 жыл бұрын
he graduated, he just made a rest from college at this time
@googane7755
@googane7755 4 жыл бұрын
If his KZbin career didn't take off he would've stayed in college. Luckily it did and it was smart to have a backup plan.
@a-a-ron4711
@a-a-ron4711 4 жыл бұрын
guys it was obviously a joke don't take it seriously
@shaystromberg175
@shaystromberg175 4 жыл бұрын
I love how the beast gang or whatever were just like "Hes just MESSING AROUND HE DOESNT EVEN CARE LOOK AT HIM MESS UP THE FLOOR" when technos just distracted and like "Logs go BRRRR"
@leekang0181
@leekang0181 4 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@KenndyOfficial
@KenndyOfficial 4 жыл бұрын
@Evan Hake you're
@redxic954
@redxic954 4 жыл бұрын
get distracted lmfao
@connor5268
@connor5268 4 жыл бұрын
True
@Minecraft-mb1gg
@Minecraft-mb1gg 4 жыл бұрын
technoblade sucks!!!!
@CrazyDave_07
@CrazyDave_07 Жыл бұрын
2:28 that forbidden knowledge went away along with him ☹️☹️
@Highlander48
@Highlander48 5 ай бұрын
My guess id it was a distraction or to confuse dream. Think about if your opppenent just randomly places a crafting table that would kinda confuse you. Thats my guess
@Terminatorgoats7
@Terminatorgoats7 4 ай бұрын
Hes joking it aint a strat😂
@enderforces7013
@enderforces7013 4 жыл бұрын
techno: beats dream by using ancient china war lessons squid kid: here it is, another one
@flaccid6246
@flaccid6246 4 жыл бұрын
Sun Tzu: “I don’t actually remember writing techno blade never dies but eh, I’ll just leave it like that”
@skilledskeleton3124
@skilledskeleton3124 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao 😂
@ItzSkeeler
@ItzSkeeler 4 жыл бұрын
666 likes
@Sundstroell
@Sundstroell 4 жыл бұрын
Another one bites the dust
@user-xf6ox6zx4w
@user-xf6ox6zx4w 4 жыл бұрын
,.,.
@stealth6308
@stealth6308 4 жыл бұрын
“I accidentally uhh sheared the ground or whatever you call it.” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War
@abandonedindefinitely-h4l
@abandonedindefinitely-h4l 4 жыл бұрын
👌🏻
@apple10234
@apple10234 4 жыл бұрын
Why you copy me
@masternetboss2984
@masternetboss2984 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@leogrosso3318
@leogrosso3318 4 жыл бұрын
lol
@user_.9288
@user_.9288 4 жыл бұрын
Dream: *has 1 million iq* Techno: *_has ancient Chinese methods_*
@takumiinoui2166
@takumiinoui2166 4 жыл бұрын
dream: i have high iq techno: i think i do too, but i don't know man im not smart *ba dum tssss*
@davidgumazon
@davidgumazon 4 жыл бұрын
As long as it's not Corona we're all good with Chinese methods
@Slendermən
@Slendermən 4 жыл бұрын
@SEAN LOWRANCE Doubt.
@abdellahgaming1412
@abdellahgaming1412 4 жыл бұрын
Correction Dream: has 10iq Technoblade: has unlimited iq
@jacknugent3106
@jacknugent3106 4 жыл бұрын
@SEAN LOWRANCE if its not speedruning or parcor he would win
@katebarrett8907
@katebarrett8907 14 күн бұрын
4:03 “Say it with me, not even close” Bro is so cold 🥶
@Drewzler
@Drewzler 4 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: Techno wasn't rewatching the videos of his fights and commentating... He was commentating during the fights.
@KingNative48
@KingNative48 4 жыл бұрын
Commentating*
@Drewzler
@Drewzler 4 жыл бұрын
@@KingNative48 Lmao. This is why I shouldn't type comments at 2 in the morning. Thanks.
@WBCY2024
@WBCY2024 4 жыл бұрын
Andrew Cruz You are still awake, I see.
@Drewzler
@Drewzler 4 жыл бұрын
@@WBCY2024 We all make mistakes sometimes...
@kit_katmck2995
@kit_katmck2995 4 жыл бұрын
Qu8ncy_9000 everyone make small mistakes. Isn’t it a waste of time to correct it?
@pualii
@pualii 4 жыл бұрын
Dream and Techno: *sweating noises* Chris: "Why are they using fishing rods?"
@tissilix
@tissilix 4 жыл бұрын
@Gnylo what
@insecurebee
@insecurebee 4 жыл бұрын
@Gnylo stfu
@miamclean6611
@miamclean6611 4 жыл бұрын
Gnylo mate stfu
@Marsh_Ash
@Marsh_Ash 4 жыл бұрын
@Gnylo how is that relevant to the comment or the video?
@D1ingus
@D1ingus 4 жыл бұрын
Gnylo shut
@Atrashkid
@Atrashkid 3 жыл бұрын
Teachers: Stay in school to have well paying job and a happy life Technoblade: Stay in school kids, it makes you better in pvp
@highflux5402
@highflux5402 3 жыл бұрын
Well job doesnt give happiness but pvp does
@wiktorsiadul4319
@wiktorsiadul4319 3 жыл бұрын
But what if we already learned the pythagoran theorem and still are in school?
@Chhangte2006
@Chhangte2006 3 жыл бұрын
much more inspirational
@crusadercod4231
@crusadercod4231 3 жыл бұрын
And drop out of college to double the power and speak spanish to TRIPLE the power
@annapotat0987
@annapotat0987 3 жыл бұрын
another reason to learn
@parasrisbood6138
@parasrisbood6138 7 ай бұрын
Techno was like the side character in the Minecraft anime who had to be killed by a disease because he was too op
@Wirsindalledumm
@Wirsindalledumm 7 ай бұрын
it's so real😂
@r.4403
@r.4403 4 жыл бұрын
“We all know his first mistake was challenging me in the first place”
@noobzz5205
@noobzz5205 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@sudeepsingh1298
@sudeepsingh1298 3 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised dream actually did much better than my expectations. I was hoping for 5-0,3-2 victory for techno.
@noobzz5205
@noobzz5205 3 жыл бұрын
@@sudeepsingh1298 i actually thought the results would be 6-4 and it happened
@ericschnautz6603
@ericschnautz6603 3 жыл бұрын
Kinda sad that Dream lost because he could've used that money to buy better software to cheat in speedruns.
@noobzz5205
@noobzz5205 3 жыл бұрын
@@ericschnautz6603 dream is also a good player and they split their money
@ginbe.aoyama
@ginbe.aoyama 4 жыл бұрын
*"WE WIN THESE"* -Sun Tzu, _The Art of War_
@reymielnadela817
@reymielnadela817 4 жыл бұрын
Why can I hear this
@oceanpiggy
@oceanpiggy 4 жыл бұрын
@@reymielnadela817 lol
@reymielnadela817
@reymielnadela817 4 жыл бұрын
Wait, 3 minutes ago I'm the 100th like, NOW IT'S 227 WTF
@bawicz0
@bawicz0 4 жыл бұрын
♥️TECHNO SUPPORT ♥️
@technobladesmom6808
@technobladesmom6808 4 жыл бұрын
*I dropped out of college for this* -Nerd
@Raven-ji8wn
@Raven-ji8wn 3 жыл бұрын
I’m never going to use Pythagorean theorem outside of scho-
@soda_crackerr
@soda_crackerr 3 жыл бұрын
or are you? 👀
@swi-swi
@swi-swi 3 жыл бұрын
DO NOT REMIND ME WE JUST FINISHED THAT-
@Raven-ji8wn
@Raven-ji8wn 3 жыл бұрын
@@swi-swi god i hate that stuff
@cas794
@cas794 3 жыл бұрын
i have a test about it next monday
@waterlily7903
@waterlily7903 3 жыл бұрын
@@cas794 good luck :)
@Mango_connois3eur
@Mango_connois3eur Жыл бұрын
Lol I still die laughing when he says that:stay in school kids it makes you better at PvP.
@ohgl9472
@ohgl9472 4 жыл бұрын
"i swear i drop kicked that child in self defense" - technoblade
@sover1723
@sover1723 4 жыл бұрын
lmfaoooo
@ryutae6151
@ryutae6151 4 жыл бұрын
@@sover1723 no
@sover1723
@sover1723 4 жыл бұрын
@@ryutae6151 ***demonitized***
@qaurito8081
@qaurito8081 4 жыл бұрын
"They curb stomped that toddler!" -Technoblade
@PrinceGemJ
@PrinceGemJ 4 жыл бұрын
*-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
@onhly1741
@onhly1741 4 жыл бұрын
Plot twist he's doing the analysis during the duel. This is actually against the bushido code I will now remove your Chuck-E-Cheese membership *tsktsk*
@obamamoment3064
@obamamoment3064 4 жыл бұрын
@@onhly1741 the man full on replied to himself epic
@eggdog4920
@eggdog4920 4 жыл бұрын
Epic
@onhly1741
@onhly1741 4 жыл бұрын
@@obamamoment3064 idk what your talking about
@pyroman50
@pyroman50 4 жыл бұрын
guessing he deleted it
@MAZeanox
@MAZeanox 4 жыл бұрын
@Zyfi ok dream stan
@charlieanderson5609
@charlieanderson5609 3 жыл бұрын
During pvp: Dream: focusing on techno Techno: oooh shearing ground is cool
@sophiamariegonzales7922
@sophiamariegonzales7922 3 жыл бұрын
Thats because he Got distracted since he Clearly didn’t take his ADHD meds *sighs* ohh Techno
@meenamathew8248
@meenamathew8248 3 жыл бұрын
and techno proceeds to win
@qshqde1259
@qshqde1259 3 жыл бұрын
Your at 999 likes should I do it?
@YOUNGMAYOG
@YOUNGMAYOG 3 жыл бұрын
Keep at 999
@natlhn6768
@natlhn6768 3 жыл бұрын
@@meenamathew8248 and the fact that techno doesn't even know how to crit and still won
@oknice7556
@oknice7556 3 ай бұрын
This was our Gojo Vs Sukuna before Gojo Vs Sukuna 😭🙏
@maso260
@maso260 3 жыл бұрын
I like how he kinda celebrates when he wins, but he still sounds so chill and like there only fighting for $5
@anotherwilliam9199
@anotherwilliam9199 3 жыл бұрын
100.000 is a lot of money
@maso260
@maso260 3 жыл бұрын
@@anotherwilliam9199 mhm
@scaryyracs3168
@scaryyracs3168 3 жыл бұрын
Not for rich ytber
@mcmonkey26
@mcmonkey26 3 жыл бұрын
i think thats just who he is, he doesn’t really celebrate that much unless hes playing it up for other youtubers, which i think he did every time mr beast joined the discord channel
@vapocino5596
@vapocino5596 3 жыл бұрын
@@scaryyracs3168 Know about the adpocalypse?
@iwasfe4r582
@iwasfe4r582 4 жыл бұрын
dream was trying to cheat the system which is trying to make techno stressed but little did he know, techno was using a irl anticheat where he was always stressed
@michaelg8841
@michaelg8841 4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit this needs more likes
@SDfighter1
@SDfighter1 4 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@theianfleming97
@theianfleming97 4 жыл бұрын
i came for the analysis, stayed for the most underrated dry humor i'v ever heard
@plewkid6750
@plewkid6750 4 жыл бұрын
“Now the first thing I need to do is find a tree and punch it to collect wood
@rainrhapsody2411
@rainrhapsody2411 4 жыл бұрын
Bro me too
@abhinandanpatil8168
@abhinandanpatil8168 4 жыл бұрын
"But his first was challenging me" lool
@link007ro9
@link007ro9 4 жыл бұрын
Well its technoblade what did u expect
@shirouchi_mfs
@shirouchi_mfs 4 жыл бұрын
@@plewkid6750 I CANT---
@pewpewsalote8802
@pewpewsalote8802 5 ай бұрын
whats terrifying about this video is that technoblade doesn't even know he has cancer growing in his shoulder right now. The cancer he has grows undetected for years before there are any noticeable symptoms. By the time he was diagnosed he had had cancer since at least 2019. :(
@I-Design-Stuff
@I-Design-Stuff 5 ай бұрын
Wow
@voomette_
@voomette_ 4 ай бұрын
im crying bruh dream fr got his ass beat by a dude with cancer 😭😭
@WPalada
@WPalada 4 жыл бұрын
*Everyone’s POV:* OMG THIS IS THE MOST INTENSE MINECRAFT BATTLE I’VE EVER SEEN! *Technoblade’s POV:* hehehe wood go chop chop
@bidetsupremacy1698
@bidetsupremacy1698 4 жыл бұрын
Gotta show that dominance you know?
@technobladesmom6808
@technobladesmom6808 4 жыл бұрын
*we win these*
@alexcalyx
@alexcalyx 4 жыл бұрын
He said that he was actually really scared
@prisssss
@prisssss 4 жыл бұрын
BAHAHAHAHAHA
@tylerdavis7563
@tylerdavis7563 4 жыл бұрын
1000 like Pog
@infern0_997
@infern0_997 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone: doing that thing to the logs was a tactic Techno: adhd
@Ilikepats
@Ilikepats 4 жыл бұрын
To all the kind people... My mom said if I get *10k* subscribers, she will allow me to do youtube full time. God bless everyone that helps.
@beep3038
@beep3038 4 жыл бұрын
@@Ilikepats ok, I Will help you, beggar, but please start doing things yourself, it Will be fun hehe.
@09shrub
@09shrub 4 жыл бұрын
Ilikepats lmao. There is no way you have 8000 subs legit. Your most viewed video only has 300. Looks like the sub bot will just have to take care of the last 2000.
@simonalaniz1192
@simonalaniz1192 4 жыл бұрын
All part of his master plan.
@fryingpanman1250
@fryingpanman1250 4 жыл бұрын
Ilikepats bruh what how was I already subbed to you
@Faust4541
@Faust4541 4 жыл бұрын
"If you wish to defeat me, train for another 1000 years" -Sun tzu, the art of war
@germanllama8932
@germanllama8932 4 жыл бұрын
Lol he dont know about youtube lul
@DragonsRocks017
@DragonsRocks017 4 жыл бұрын
Don't you mean 100,000?
@saleusus
@saleusus 4 жыл бұрын
@@NationDixon wdym he said all this things
@freddiegonzales5042
@freddiegonzales5042 4 жыл бұрын
N D he definitely said all these thing you just have to read between the lines
@randompersononthenet806
@randompersononthenet806 4 жыл бұрын
@@NationDixon he said all these whatchu talking bout
@_Techie_
@_Techie_ Жыл бұрын
Cant believe it has been 10years since Techno started his channel.... Technoblade never dies!!
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