I started twitter drama

[@MothOnFire]

I actually got a partner after i started watching squeex. The impossible really can happen.

[@urksoof]

Lmao same

[@mrBATTLEFIELD3000]

I’m so sorry about your schizophrenia😔

[@MothOnFire]

@@mrBATTLEFIELD3000 I guess my abilify hasn't kicked in yet 😩

[@CosmoAxel1]

Same brother

[@egwagjsd]

I showed my girlfriend squeex and she didn’t laugh much so don’t make that mistake

[@BroskiBigDuck]

I dont think I've giggled as often as I do when I squeex my shit

[@AhmedAdel-oo9lr]

Just have to say I learnt what JOI is from him

[@firewolf11567]

I'm over here Squeexing my hog I got lotion on my hog right now I'm just Squeexing my shit I'm whomps as fuck man I'm a freak man like

[@arrowheaded]

im going insane I need to know what it means pls

[@AhmedAdel-oo9lr]

​@@arrowheaded I'm not sure you do but it means Jack off instructions

[@ragestuffin]

@@arrowheaded when you instruct someone to squeex their shit pretty much

[@arrowheaded]

@@ragestuffin perfect explanation, thank you. I genuinely understand exactly what that means lmao.

[@skyactuallydiedlive]

Squeex, I love it when ur hogging it on Kick, plz keep up the good content 🧡

[@thenogster]

Why does Squeex always change slightly what the actual messages said when he responds? So consistent at that lmao

[@dantx2594]

jerma does it too... i am starting to think squeex isnt real either

[@Biopticjim02]

I think they get a glimpse of it when they read it and then once the chat scrolls on by it, they might forget a word or two and then just add other words to make the sentence complete.

[@firewolf11567]

Paraphrasing from scanning the chat

[@yellllowbear]

He's scared of getting sued for copyright infringement. The chatters are notoriously litigious.

[@goofiestgal]

i think he also just fleshes them out a bit more, makes them funnier

[@Tettrum1]

2:45 keyframe error fire the editor 😈

[@DesignYT]

GULP

[@aellipsis]

3:04 bois! He likes the single player games.

[@CssHDmonster]

8:15 the most movement ive seen squeex do during a stream

[@njc2298]

awesome dr. k stream!

[@L1ghTx]

Not sure what's worse, that someone said he looked like a penguin or that the editor put in a duck with a duck sounds, thinking it's a penguin.

[@thefadedone8192]

Squeex...you're gonna meet the girl of your dreams this year man. Trust me. Everything in your life is falling right into place.

[@jamesr5827]

I'm starting a petition to rename Tuesday to Squeexday

[@swellmate12]

watching ted lasso was surprised to see squeex' cameo!

[@goofiestgal]

uncalled for 😭

[@kolewright8679]

Watched this instead of watching my newborn. Worth

[@EgaTehPro]

this guy is hilarious I love him

[@YeOleBaz]

Yeah me too on that show hog on the first date bit.

[@dreamisover9813]

Great bits in the video! Kinda miss the SM64 streams

[@ikewood6372]

Happy Squeexday

[@arrowheaded]

Squeex, you are honestly very funny - I hope your days are good :] (want this to get attention so "haha bald!!")

[@lexers_5318]

Squeex Classic

[@lilychavez6023]

How does he do it

[@cakehoarder]

every time he goes live its a little nightmare!

[@ike.s]

squeeze is my favorite content creator fs

[@gabrielhicks8043]

Entirely unrelated but why do runners start the timer when they launch the game instead of when they start moving? Like why is the timer already running when you're selecting the save file and it's like 50 seconds before you actually start playing?

[@airvalorant2748]

So that all the speedrunners will have the same start consistently

[@hospitaliano6588]

it also depends on the game and what the community for said game decides on collectively

[@venenix]

why does change the chat messages at his will

[@SakanaKogane]

peepoBlushShake

[@TheAtomicbassist]

I found out I can zoom in on KZbin videos on my phone, so now I watch only the important part of the stream

[@Crumb-bum]

Couldn't agree more about ranch, that shit is nasty

[@Sc3tchy]

if the sauce is white it probably has dairy in it

[@JunKokoro]

Doesn't pizza have dairy?

[@ToriKo_]

Lol I didn’t even think of that

[@NovaholeYT]

I got an ad about bullying midway through the video. Talk about relevant am I right guys?

[@TheOnlyDeerAlive4137]

squeex your screen is family guy and the gameplay is subway surfers

[@ian4487]

How is this dude so funny

[@montyslush]

so squeex it rn

[@Dfizzyword]

I can't tell if this is a repost or just the same jokes

[@DesignYT]

I ask myself the same thing sometimes

[@ID_Limit]

PTP

[@Kr0mpus]

show hog and pb

[@airinas3975]

is speedrunning bad? Aren't speedrunner watchers worse?

[@ivandelaware3167]

hate to be as toxic as the average squeex viewer but lil bro said his skills include hitting cannonless everytime and im almost dont with the video and he's missed it every time

[@hoobert2842]

Bro I already saw this on stream. Classic squeex recycling content smh

[@Bikonito]

how is he so funny...

[@NickNishikiyama]

Honestly hope squeex does more mariokart stuff just like how he does when he's hogging on kick

[@chadfookilroy2015]

Once you see what he's doing with his legs on Kik It makes so much more sense why he struggles so much on twitch

[@ToriKo_]

@@chadfookilroy2015 oh he’s twitching it alright

[@ohnesorgen4642]

🎳

[@chadfookilroy2015]

Squeex: why are you talking like that, just say what ever you're lonely loser kekw also squeex: why is every message so weird or mean, why cant i find any normal messages, this is like the third time ive seen him do this in a video hes got to be trolling 😂

[@joepadgettherz9768]

A!

[@Alexander_Grant]

If people were being honest with themselves, Tears of the Kingdom is basically a $70 DLC to a mediocre game.

[@slashandburn943]

A

[@TheOnlyDeerAlive4137]

your thumbnail got worse and i stopped watching your vids for half a year

[@HeyRoosty]

I don't understand why that specific shirt makes him look buff.

[@kreuzaug1143]

every time he goes live its a little nightmare!

[@manerkraner]

LMFAOO 😂

[@GorganDorgan]

Oh my llloooollll such a banger yet again I wish I came up with that one so creative 😂😂😂😂

[@claireschweizer4765]

If he doesn't know what the little nightmares game is I am going to put Nair on Mr. Goomba's scalp 😤😠