I Survived 1,000 Days Of Hardcore Minecraft (FULL MOVIE)

We have officially spent 1000 days in this minecraft world... so far
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I Spent 24 Hours Getting As Rich As Possible:
• I Spent 24 Hours Getti...
I Built The Most Over The Top Nether Portal In Minecraft Hardcore:
• I Built The Most Over ...
I Mapped Out 24,987,432 Blocks To Build This In Minecraft Hardcore
• I Mapped Out 24,987,43...
2000 Dogs Vs Minecraft Hardcore
• 2000 Dogs vs Minecraft...
I Collected Every Illegal Item In Minecraft Hardcore
• I Collected Every Ille...
I Put An Entire Ocean In The Nether In Minecraft Hardcore
• I Put An Entire Ocean ...
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[@Kolanii]

brb making 2000 days

[@elrond3452]

chill out man, take a break first atleast

[@envoxity9544]

bros trying to speedrun videos

[@Project_M4YH3M]

Just casually take time out his life for our entertainment Edit: NO WAY I JUST GOT 100 LIKES

[@yolymardiaz4780]

Finally another video thank you thank you

[@Alexdoesntknow]

CHIIIILL

[@xen0n516]

This man is out here casually setting the standard for hardcore like it’s nothing

[@callumchertavian4843]

na that’s LukeTheNotable but he’s still good

[@allmoneyinnomoneyout2046]

@@callumchertavian4843 lmao

[@kunimno1563]

does philza mean nothing to you

[@callumchertavian4843]

@@kunimno1563 i’m taking specifically the “1000 days” model. ofc philza had a long ass hardcore world

[@retroguy3344]

@@allmoneyinnomoneyout2046 i mean he has an emerald tower, an emerald lawn, an emerald wall, and a emerald town

[@-DarkCarnage]

Warden: *exists* Kolanii: And i took that personally

[@GabrielDeerman-jj3yx]

Talking about in real life

[@illuno--bf8dx1bw5j]

I just love how he matches the building sounds to the music beat. It's a subtle detail but makes boring parts of building a bit more entertaining.

[@aisahuremovic6217]

and its so satisfying

[@sevensevenzero_]

2 hours of kolanii is actually heaven

[@Reetl17]

Could'nt agree more ^^

[@skyblock_mouse]

Yep

[@DB_AHMED-ZAKI.]

Lol 😂😂

[@tsurra]

This

[@oliverberinguel6585]

exactly

[@azerty.]

0:00 Intro 0:36 I Spent 24 Hours Getting As Rich As Possible 24:34 I Built The Most Over The Top Nether Portal In Minecraft Hardcore 42:16 I Mapped Out 24,987,432 Blocks To Build This In Minecraft Hardcore 1:04:54 2000 Dogs Vs Minecraft Hardcore 1:20:53 I Collected Every Illegal Item In Minecraft Hardcore 1:44:14 I Put An Entire Ocean In The Nether In Minecraft Hardcore

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helpful

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Ty

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2:02:56 Snack Break With Fish

[@izzygamesandmore]

Ummmm your some good fans

[@tyharlacher4098]

Can we all agree that kolanii is the most mind distracting, most hilarious, and just makes people’s day just by being himself.

[@c0_rupt8dd8dda8]

I have watched countless YT MC creators and you my good sir are by far the most enjoyable no bullshit creator I have had the pleasure of watching. I have yet found anyone who makes content quite as enjoyable as that you produce, top tier mate truly top tier!

[@goob4145]

Have I watched all of Kolanii’s videos countless times already? Yes. Am I going to watch them again in a 2 hour compilation and enjoy every second immensely? Of course.

[@StraightLOL]

same here bro

[@dearthofdoohickeys4703]

I was literally about to make the same comment lol

[@OlliveaD_]

yes.

[@Just1boba]

..yep

[@LittleAggey]

Never gets old

[@Phantoom_]

Mad respect for Kolanii and his editor🎉

[@ronnicarter865]

yeah!!

[@Kolanii]

i wish i had an editor... lol

[@CookieJarOfficial]

i’d say the respect is pretty happy

[@Phantoom_]

@@Kolanii Mad respect for Kolanii and Kolanii for editing all these videos🎉

[@skyblock_mouse]

​@@KolaniiI like kollani he is fun to watch I will watch this whenever I am board

[@cartmanpilled]

the question about the spoon icon for mining fatigue got me thinking. the obvious answer is that mining fatigue makes you feel like you’re mining with a spoon, that’s how slow you’re going. but another answer that i like to think of is the common use of “spoons” equating to energy for people with chronic illness or disabilities, chronic fatigue syndrome being an example. often times you’ll hear people with chronic illness say they don’t have enough spoons for a certain task, which basically just means they don’t have enough physical or mental energy to do it. which is also pretty fitting, having a spoon icon for mining fatigue.

[@itspiartesyt]

Who is ready for 2000 days

[@neruvic4714]

It's a 2 hour video but it feels like a 10 minute video. It's just this good that Kolanii gave me the ability to travel through time physically and spiritually. Amazing.

[@Maxakai]

no its not

[@mohammedalghamdi233]

true

[@gurkha630]

​@@Maxakai why you just say no its not to everybody

[@Maxakai]

@@gurkha630 no its not

[@hobsonfamily2241]

It actchaly fells like a 6 hour vid for me at the beginning!

[@toxic_195]

Such Hermitcraft level dedication on the builds and I respect it so much. First video I’ve watched of yours, definitely gonna watch more

[@sakshamgupta3378]

U watched the culmination of all kolanni videos, and this is ur first video of 2 hours. Dedication bro

[@keaneanthony17]

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[@Thao-nathos]

i'm doing a marathon of your videos because i love the editing and because of the absolutely batshit insane ideas you have that still somehow work

[@zerooffline]

I honestly love his humor 😂 I just feel like he’s one of the funniest minecraft hardcore youtubers

[@reedtheweed69]

Even though I've watched all of his videos repeatedly, I still watched this for the whole 2 hours and 3 minutes without pausing because apparently, I have no life. And the fact that he does this by himself is insane. I wanted to start KZbin a while back and make videos then I realized, I'm still in school.... and have no time for ANY of the editing I would need to do. Keep doing what you do best Kolanii ^^

[@wardvandensande5491]

2 hours 3 minutes and one second*

[@za_9118]

​@@wardvandensande5491 🤓

[@Animegirllover837]

Shut up kid your corny

[@GodfreyFirstEldenLord]

@@wardvandensande5491was about to point that out, you ain’t a real one if you haven’t watched it for 2 hours 3 minutes and 1 second

[@user-xe6cv1si6p]

@Floyd same

[@ShrimpTavern]

started feeling absolutely awful emotionally a few hours ago and this video is just so nice. your humor and content is the perfect mix of distraction and laugh inducing

[@VorgOffical]

@@DeezNuts-np4jowhat the hell

[@AK-Cat]

@@DeezNuts-np4jo lumpy boy

[@AlexisTwoLastNames]

@@VorgOfficalit’s a hormonal time 🤷🏻‍♀️ lmfaooooo

[@AlexisTwoLastNames]

same here dood. hope your tonight or today has been fab tho 😄

[@user-uu8kh8yp7v]

@@DeezNuts-np4jo imagine “she” is a he and he/she is 10😂😂😂😂

[@fin18]

woke up to this and now i have to restart and watch the whole thing

[@kareemahickson2018]

Same

[@OCandCC]

He’s so funny because he’s just casual. And when he does chuckle even the slightest bit it makes it so much funnier!

[@smellingthecolor7295]

the warden dog fight bit is still probably the most outlandish thing done. Its almost comedic how well it worked

[@CSERTRYR21]

Ahh yes, another video of this man making me question his sanity for 2 hours

[@RocMaster48]

The best hardcore youtuber ever! Love the video’s

[@Maxakai]

no its not

[@katiegomez4765]

@@Maxakaithat’s your dam opinion

[@Maxakai]

@@katiegomez4765 no its not

[@katiegomez4765]

@@Maxakaieverybody likes someone else

[@Zaxlfang]

"I like Smite" *Kolanii has just earned the achievement: Brand new sentence!*

[@samthemisfit]

I like to rewatch this from time to time

[@SahilSharma-dt7qn]

why he is not uploading?

[@Jackalnstuff]

It's outrageous that this is a 2 hour video and I have no doubts I'm going to be able to watch it all the way through without getting bored, That's seriously how you know this is true entertainment.

[@bladepopsoff4853]

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[@StrifeAndKnife]

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[@jagondal8378]

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. Which is Kolanii? Yes. The sheer dedication to each of these builds is amazing, and the end products are always top-notch.

[@OmarAmalol]

You definitely deserve the subscription . You're amazing at this game and I'm learning so much for you. Great work

[@Jhakaas_Jai]

Watched and loved every minute of it. Even tho it is 2 hours, It's quality is astounding. Great job man. Never though i would watch a 2 hour yt video ever. It is even longer than some movies.❤❤

[@HeyItsKeep]

Kolanii is the only KZbinr I’ve seen that makes 1000 days genuinely interesting

[@justusdittemore1813]

Check out loony.

[@4nvysoul]

REAL

[@einsteiner2249]

Totally forgot about "does this give me fire resistance? yeah, it kinda does if you keep eating them". absolute GEM of a quote.

[@WolfRoseQUEEN]

Personal favourite is: Look at allllllll that fakery

[@lewisbeardmore9586]

Seeing the intro to your end world and not knowing what was in it, I actually thought the black concrete was the actual void. It's so frickin realistic! Good job Kolanii!

[@Adewj06]

0:50 Greatest quote ever

[@chloeeeezy]

Alternate video title: Kolanii Cheekily Pretends to Resent Minecraft and Be Bad At It While Astounding All of Us With His Skill for Two Hours - A Movie

[@Mrchomp-3qu]

He’s not bad

[@Mrchomp-3qu]

He’s funny

[@xRubyHvH]

47:03 i love how you made a 8-bit arcade game music style with the blocks 😂😂

[@silly734]

this is seriously high quality content. insane builds, no over the top fake reactions, its just a guy whos really good at minecraft.

[@AaronsCorner807]

The effort this man puts into each video and the editing process, is just amazing. Loving the content! Let’s go to 2000 days like it’s nothing!

[@jafie4787]

I wanted to let you know that when you trade absorbent amounts of items to a villager they will actually see that as profitable and raise their trades for a few days. I had cartographers that I sold one glas pane for one emerald and if I sold way to much in a few days they'd raise them like crazy unless I left them alone for a bit. It's a strange thing, but very cool detail for Mojang to have put in.

[@malekstreamz4941]

its not strange its basic economics

[@stormmugger4719]

@@malekstreamz4941yeah, he just meant that it’s cool they even considered it

[@blank8166]

love how each of this guys projects just progressively get more unhinged

[@amybaldini2216]

I really think that Kolanii and Sandiction would be an amazing duo, i would love if they will ever collab

[@CrispySandles]

Kolanii is that one KZbinr that you binge watch all his videos multiple times, forgets he exists, then he posts again and you repeat the process all over

[@hollowknightenjoyer]

with how much this man is playing hardcore it feels like he has never lost any game ever

[@xandermackie1236]

When the ender dragon destroyed the towers I was like “NOOOOO” and then you said it was a backup world and I got this huge sense of relief

[@bearb1asting]

Having used lava light for a long time, I knew the danger, and the basic math for that and the glass. Hats off to ya!!

[@heavymetalmusichead4969]

Lukethenotable invented the 1000 days genre. Kolanii mastered it.

[@bentheultimatelegend]

I love falling asleep to these videos, they're so chaotic but calming at the same time

[@Gtag-edits.]

Team rubix cube 👇

[@Literally_a_bee]

What

[@IPutFilesInDrive]

Shut up

[@maphistaa]

0:20 "stick around to find out. Stick around for 2 hours to find out." Love it lol

[@blacktemplar2982]

I've watched all of these many times but having a collection is great. I can't wait to see what comes next.

[@2KEMusic]

Kolanii, your videos are one of the only videos I instantly click when I see them. They're overly entertaining to watch!

[@itsalwayskkaizen]

I watch kolanii’s hardcore movies everyday when I studied for my exam last week and not gonna lie it made me slightly smarter than I am usually

[@Oiki_chan1221]

Kolanii be funnier than most hardcore youtubers fr fr

[@psi6176]

it’s always a good day when Kolanii drops a banger :]

[@toymadness1289]

This series is honestly one of my favourite things to watch

[@Julia-xi8mf]

Man accomplished in 24 hours what I couldn't in 24 years of playing Minecraft

[@AlairrJC]

This guy is amazing. I have watched this video 382 times and 10/10 would watch again.

[@goosemcgoose49]

Bro spent 31 days watching Minecraft 😭

[@frenchyfrie7256]

Tons of respect, it's an amazing vid! great work, I look forward to future content! Side note: Did anyone else notice the splice when he "successfully" did the 360 in his elytra at 33:38? if not, you can use the comma and period keys on your keyboard to look at it frame by frame.

[@gaobillson3333]

Good eye. I wouldn't have noticed that without the comma and period keys.

[@pacifistichuman82649]

It's called l a g

[@jasmynjohnson4346]

This video single handedly inspired me to both subscribe to you and return back to Minecraft because the creative potential of this community never ceases to amaze me.

[@stealthlock6634]

Perfect thing to sleep to after a bad stomach bug. Thank you

[@Devil_gamers-zb6on]

THIS MAN IS TAKING THE 100 DAYS CHALLENGE TO WHOLE ANOTHER LEVELS

[@thefinchwithahat9083]

Honestly kolanii is just one of the funniest and most entertaining you tubers to watch, I appreciate the content man keep up the good work❤🔥🔥

[@ThronetoSpook]

Already watched these videos so many times over. . so glad to see them all together. Weirdest thing though? I’m just now thinking about the portal tree. . what if there was netherack instead of the smooth stone in the *portal?* Sure, it’s not a detail you’ll look too hard at, but still, would’ve added more realism now that I thought about it

[@toe4033]

When the ender dragon respawned my heart fr dropped thank god that was a backup world

[@kai.c05]

Always a good day when kolanii posts Edit: we need a woodland mansion video 😭

[@finnito8282]

This is so sick, makes me want to get my hardcore world looking this good

[@copperidiots1346]

Congrats bro, love your content, you've inspired me to keep playing

[@blizzard_the_seal9863]

this is simultaneously so inspiring to build new things and also mega jealousy-inducing lmao, i wish i could do all this without dying 😭

[@nanyubusnis9397]

1 minute and 23 seconds in, you got me laughing with pretty much every sentence. Where were you hiding all this time? The rest of this video better hold up, because I want more. It's fast, it's snappy, and all of that just serves as comedic timing. 17:53 I love game physics. Does some of the funniest things. "Put them in a boat, and they wont de-spawn." They're like cats in a box. You ask them: "Why are you in there?" and they reply: "I don't know.. there's just something inside me that tells me I should." 1:04:54 I just love the fact that there's a creeper right in the middle of it. Surely done on purpose, but it's still unexpected and still funny. Well done. Also if you're afraid one of your illegal blocks will be corrupted and you lose it, it's smarter to make multiple stacks of 1 than 1 stack of 64. How programming these things usually works, is that you don't actually have 64 individual let's say: diamonds. You have a slot that has "diamond" in it, and that diamond has a quantity value (the number you see). So if your illegal diamond get's corrupted, that entire stack is gone, not just one of the 64. Or you likely have a stack of 64 "nothing" or a stack of "nothing" with quantity value "nothing" (which is not the same as 0, but effectively the same) taking up a slot which you can't interact with at all.

[@sicklystudent5867]

Oml. This man's dedication and motivation is jaw dropping. I can't even find the motivation to clean my room and he's putting in literal months of effort to break his Minecraft world. Just incredible 🤣

[@JDM-is-my-name]

Just in case someone was still wondering; the Minjng Fatigue is a spoon because, if you use a spoon instead of a shovel it takes a much longer time :)

[@hylian3195]

I just want you to know, I'm watching this while I play Minecraft. That wasn't an option on your list but it's my favorite time to watch Minecraft content

[@mipqn223]

kolanii's dry humor is literally everything

[@_NerdCodm_]

As a Nigerian, 3:42 made me laugh. Love you kolanii

[@aloyalfollowerofcaleism5973]

Broski really just found one of the rarest mobs to exist at hour 5 and laugh while it suffocated itself and die.... This is why i love watching his videos

[@TommysPlanet]

Kolanii mak it look like the nature is trying to fight back against the nether killing off the land! Shoutout pls

[@leightonbiker7526]

Never seen your videos and just watch it all for 2 hours straight loved it all

[@chonkyfroggy3421]

This man's voice is therapeutic. I listen to him while doing homework ❤

[@apophisca2163]

for some reason i never get bored of this.... seeing someone making progress in a game. keep up bro.

[@iamgroot1148]

The dog and chickens. Brilliant.

[@sgtskidz]

Mad respect. This has honestly provided me so much inspiration. Ty

[@MrOMENN]

i have seen all of these episodes separately in one sitting but i cant watch this in one sitting great work man

[@kestrelgaming554]

This was unbelievable the first time I watched it. How ? Why ? What ? 😮 Breaking minecraft, one block at a time. The grind is really, thanks man ❤

[@tv-enistua2514]

How is bro so calm?

[@caferizasyon]

your sense of humor very much suits to me. "Pether Nortal" is awesome :DD

[@theo7885]

I just saw that this got uploaded and i am about to watch this thing entirely like it’s the sense of my life. Nothing can prevent me from watching this 2h thing right now, not even a tsunami. I’d then sit on a fucking nearby mountain with all the citizens while watching your video, when all the people around me just being traumatized and in panic mode, because of the fact that their houses are full with ocean. I love you Kolanii❤️

[@AstralToaster]

Found you last night and I'm addicted to your channel it's very rare I can sit through a 2hour video without watching things in between and I just finished this almost in one sitting, You're amazing and deserve every subscriber

[@the_ecips9692]

I know I'm late to the party, just thought about the ice tower in the End for a bit. Light blue stained glass panes placed vertically and End rods make for some pretty icicles :3

[@Alejuandro.6500.]

Kk

[@BaePlatinum]

That tower destruction when the Ender Dragon spawned made me GASP in horror. You freaked me out real bad for a second, bud.

[@timothyeasley1832]

Ahhhh...... Time for coffee and Kolanii.

[@yusufahmed462]

This man is by far the best minecraft content creator so gen, especially making it more funnier

[@penguin-IDK]

this came on accidentally but i couldnt stop watching and i've just finished it and want to see more

[@user-ky3ih8km4u]

This was honestly 2 hours well spent

[@purplehaze2358]

Considering warped trees are supposed to look like giant fungi that just happen to have convergently taken on the same behavior as actual trees, a big mass at the top as opposed to a structure of branches and leaves growing off of them arguably fits considering it is, in all intents and purposes, just a big mushroom.

[@herrflammen6487]

Alternate title: true dedication

[@HallyBestCat]

kolanii never ceases to make me feel like a terrible builder :D

[@adamwemyss6083]

Got to an hour and was like surely he can’t keep going . Says a lot that he still kept me watching . Great vid. Man’s putting all my Minecraft creative worlds to shame fr 😂

[@eogbrvida]

seeing all his projects i guess we can all say that Kolanii is absolutely crazy, this guy has no love for his life, completely insane lmao

[@mariosza]

It's amazing how kolanii sacrifices his time for our entertainment

[@ladymonstergirl]

The editing and narration is on point

[@PaulCarroll-ke5le]

I've enjoyed this video so much, I watched it twice within a few days.

[@LyndlEndique]

true. there was a time I watched it everyday. and here I am watching it again. probably for the next week

[@Gacha-with-me]

Quotes by Kolanii: 0:50:” Elon Musk,Jeffery Bazos,Bill Gates, Mr Krabbs. What do all these tycoons have in common? That’s right an insatiable amount appetite…for wealth.” 5:21: “Gimme that sweet firey nectar.” 5:32: “Ender Pearl eyes” 7:12: “Ha,trust me I am not interested in your kid. Unless he has Ender Pearls. 8:06: “Okay, she’s coming down for her BELLY TICKLES! Someone likes some TICKLES?! 8:24 : “Oh,these guys want tickles too? 10:31 : “I wish you all the best in your…Imprisonment.” 10:37: “brilliant” 10:59:”Granted your ears may be bleeding, but at least you get those sweet levels bruh.” 11:11: “Hey! Hey you! Yeah you! And you, and you and you, and this guy and that one, and you, and her,and him!” 11:34: “Just straight spinning” 12:41: “You mine,you mine,you mine,get-get out the bed” 13:16: “Now comes my favorite part, doing nothing! 13:30: “hello…” 15:53: “Yes! Thank you :D” 19:28: “Okay one thing I don’t understand, how were there two chickens there? How-how where there two chickens there?” 23:40: “hmmm… hmm… hm… Nice :]” 25:55: “Okay now we have to but a giant obsidian circle, and if my calculations are correct which they always AREN’T!” 32:42: “An now I AKF in my little AFK…Uh hole” 33:22: “Look at all that fakery. Isn’t it Marvelous? Isn’t it beautiful?” 33:46: “I-I think I might cry,um…” 1:02:20: “ WOT?…WOT?! 1:02:54: “Okay, so all the maps are done. I don’t know weigher to celebrate or cry, maybe a little bit of both?” 1:03:25: “Those clouds though 1:04:38:” Beyond mere aesthetics? There is nothing beyond mere asthmatics,pal.” 1:06:15:” whatareyougonnadobro?”

[@darrentsmith344]

😅l😮