I swam here - HMP Gartree

[@kenforshaw8901]

Karen has spat her dummy out, she has worked there for 20 years and as yet never dealt with an auditor, did you notice that she tried to get her colleagues involved to tell you to stop and go away,but they just carried on walking on,

[@chrisbevis7725]

She looks like she wants the guards or the police to come out and beat this man. What a horrible woman.

[@birdman4274]

9:23 Karen even told everybody where she lives LMFAO. Not the sharpest tool in the shed.

[@terrytibbs1606]

@@birdman4274 Karen probably smuggles drugs into the prison in her fat @ss

[@AUBERGINEize]

We’re all familiar with the walk of shame….. but these guys are experts in the standing around in shame. They lost their bottle the moment you mentioned the excessive force findings. Brilliant video.

[@A2Z1Two3]

And just ask the police about corruption , and watch them scatter :)

[@chrisbevis7725]

If I or any of my siblings moved, worked or reasoned as slow as these cops and prison staff we would have been in for a spanking from our mother.

[@ravsingh1576]

Wow, mate you schooled every single staff member here including the police. Great audit! You're earning a solid name in the audit game. Keep safe

[@bazsnell3178]

Too flippin' true. He's one of the best Auditors out there in this day and and age with all the terrorism about and security concerns and safety of the Police and citizens not wanting to be filmed without their express permission.

[@petersantoro6429]

He doesn't fuk about don't PTTP he just slaughters everyone who crosses him they just can't fuk with him he's too too clever

[@petersantoro6429]

He's the fukin number 1 gangster in the audit game

[@AD-53]

That woman is annoying, she's so used to having power over inmates she cannot deal with someone standing up to her , she just can't let it go

[@ciaran82359]

No woman can stand up to someone dealing with her, lol

[@AD-53]

@@ciaran82359 what !!

[@nickwilton6822]

“Have either of you used excessive force on an inmate “ the look on their faces says it all lol 😂

[@chrisbevis7725]

No comment says more! What would be the harm in saying no?

[@johnbecaus8324]

The WO is a wash out to flush out the water system “if necessary” for the water company, can be used as a hydrant. The SV is a service valve for the water company

[@powertotheproletariat]

Thank you so much! I love these tidbits of information

[@TheSadButMadLad]

Have you been watching some DJ Audits videos? :-)

[@simonseis744]

@@powertotheproletariat The numbers are how far away and the gauge of the pipe

[@paulraper1]

The first woman, apart from all that complaining about privacy etc, seemed very comfortable to be in front of the camera by the amount of times she kept walking up to it. As regards the security side, i'll bet every member of the local Working Mens Club and Bingo Hall will know all there is to know about that prison from her.

[@davidc6633]

@ paul raper. ... Bingo Hall Lmfao 😆😂🤣 I Reckon That's So Right, Especially Over A Smoke. As For The Working Man's Club, I Bet She's In Her Full Element.

[@chrisbevis7725]

Haha you are spot on mate!

[@Dangerous_Brian]

Number plates are so *secretive* the Government make you put *two* on a vehicle, one at the front and one at the back, both with a large font. I wonder why?

[@peterwilliams6956]

She really believed a member of the public can get a person address from a number plate.

[@powertotheproletariat]

Exactly Peter, she's obviously been talking to that muppet cop from Chadwell Heath! lol

[@MasterQuizzer]

Tell them that you would need a bent copper on call, then ask if they could recommend one.

[@thedad7313]

“There’s only 2 things that are infinite, the universe and peoples stupidity, and I’m not sure about the universe” - Albert Einstein

[@tommycraney4542]

They can't seem to learn its a "CAR REGISTRATION" and not a "PEOPLE REGISTRATION". It "REGISTERS CAR" details not "PEOPLES" details, and the peoples most likely to draw INFO from it are in fact POLICEMEN & WOMEN. Sorry for all the caps, their stupidity really rips my knitting!

[@peterwilliams6956]

@@tommycraney4542 Well said.

[@guckfoogle1096]

God. I have grown to absolutely despise the filth.

[@pigswillbepigs]

Welcome to the club. Membership growing on a daily basis.

[@tatsnneeps341]

Same

[@kevindunlap5525]

Staring at the ground with their hands in their pockets, literally kicking rocks and ashamed to speak. Amazing work at the "academy."

[@kevinchamberlain7928]

"Excessive force" is what put some prisoners in that exact place but it would have been worded "Criminal violence." If excessive force has been established and no one fired then this renders the screws an organised criminal gang, above the law! Very dangerous situation, indeed!

[@dearnapst]

I noticed the same as you, with number plate lady, she couldn't summon support and gave up, then they got together and send the HMP goons out, who cowarded when you mentioned force against prisoners, but at this point police was called and they had nothing to add :) great audit.

[@powertotheproletariat]

Yeah I loved how they shut up after being confronted on the use of force on prisoners haha! Was brilliant to shut them up on the spot like that

[@DavidPatersonPortraits]

And the dummies from the prison hoped you'd be scared and either run away or be arrested. They use excessive force on defenseless prisoners eh? Shame on these tyrants and bullies. They should be arrested.

[@patrickhawkins9087]

Look how silly the uneducated prison staff looked,

[@NH-bz9jv]

Best auditor in the U.K., never resorting to unnecessary insults like one or two others. Keep it up PTTP, you are on a trajectory 👍

[@powertotheproletariat]

I have a few times, like in Stevenage but he fully deserved it in my opinion 😂 but thanks my friend!

[@NH-bz9jv]

@@powertotheproletariat maybe I should rephrase it. You don’t throw insults without justification, unlike others👍

[@scottiec22]

Couldn’t agree more by far the best. Respect bro keep up the great work

[@simonelder4487]

100% the intellectual auditor

[@TheSadButMadLad]

23:00 Like police all over the country, they do not have any concept of parking. They just leave their cars stopped where ever they want. Loads of parking spots available, yet they don't feel the need to use them, not even the disabled ones.

[@ronprince1478]

@25.05 police should know by now that openly lying on camera about there policies is not a good look. It instantly PROVES they can not be trusted. Screws are use to people jumping to their orders (legal or not) and it comes as a bit of a surprise when people don’t. Pity they all seam to work outside of the law at one time or an other.

[@karenhogan-t5w]

This woman is trying to stir up as much trouble as she can!

[@5150show]

Shame on them , tatty Union Jack 🇬🇧 flag .

[@thelionofluton4940]

I'd like to think the police are slowly learning what is and isn't legal and lawful. These two coppers were decent but they are probably more the exception than the rule.

[@richardjones8699]

Other than not knowing their own policy on bodyworn camera's.

[@angelamcmillan8512]

Cops were desent but at beginning alrx was a tit ...

[@charlesdale1462]

I found enough arrogance with the younger one.....

[@angelamcmillan8512]

@@charlesdale1462 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

[@stephanieharper6606]

The first woman I actually though was the cleaner we own this property now she doesn’t it’s owned by the crown she probably doesn’t even own a car All these guards need a fitness test they can’t even walk they wobble

[@angelamcmillan8512]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tatsnneeps341]

Paid for by the british taxpayers 😊

[@CarenFoster-w8r]

The government administer the land but they do not own it the public do!

[@richmottershaw9720]

Police showing the utter contempt for the people they are supposed to serve.

[@Good.London]

I love watching pttp , he's a bloody good old boy

[@li5322]

So articulate and condescending but in a good way lol

[@guardsdepot]

You Sir are the very epitomy of of an A1 audititor................thankyou so much for exposing the so many dangerously inadequately educated officers we have to endure..............

[@doles1212]

"Thank you Alex" line was the equivalent of a KO punch! haha

[@oracle_0183]

You are a genius, incredibly intelligent and succinct. You clearly know your stuff. Please keep up the HMP audits, they are by far the most entertaining.

[@bazsnell3178]

Yes they are, as long as you absolutely stand your ground on the LAWS and don't let them bully you into submission.

[@Gus0898uk]

About 25 years ago HMP Gartree held Cat A prisoners. One day a helicopter landed and took a prisoner away, so the Police set up road blocks. :)

[@bazsnell3178]

Just in case it landed on a road!

[@bruceseaman6592]

Thanks for the laugh 😃 😀

[@SueN13]

After that it was downgraded to Cat B. I know the place well and it is next to Foxton Locks.

[@xyzxyz-hi8lp]

17:00 the female guard for sure would have thrived during WW2 running a concentration camp. She would have loved it.

[@rolandstone1446]

What a state she is. Because of this interaction she would have been late for the bingo. So many of these people are unfit for the posts they hold. So accustomed to getting their own way with none of their victims able to resist their narcissistic behaviour. More working class hero’s desperate to exercise some authority. Well done in dismissing their nonsense, I like the way you sarcastically dismiss them without getting into long convoluted circular debates, it is clear that the best way to shut them down is to draw their attention to their own wrongdoing. Same with the other filth, ask for a comment on their own misconduct and they suddenly go silent. Nice job.

[@A2Z1Two3]

“I did not know that “ Wow! I bet his boss is interested to hear that he does not know the basics of approaching the public and gathering evidence that CAN be used in court.

[@permissiontoshoot5036]

Someone with a knife/threatening behavior 0 police attend / someone with a camera 3-5 attend - This is the shameful state of the UK police today.

[@jarneyfs1]

These utter creeps wearing Office "shoulder holsters" - a joke to lampoon David Brent's lapping gopping acolyte, Gareth. Seriously they immediately need to be terminated for wearing that.

[@SteveInsidious]

Big Up !! 7:29, waiting for her broomstick to charge up.

[@Mr.D.Michael]

"I would have been gone if they hadn't have called you". Cracking.

[@2412Bec]

Has anyone said you and Joe Lycett sound very similar!? We think it's 👍 great

[@petrasant5495]

Entertaining, and educational.

[@johnholmesinchesahead342]

I Audited the Queens Guard at Windsor Castle - they just stood there silent - and stared right through me. Turns out they've been used to it for years.

[@TheSadButMadLad]

10:35 Spot on. There is no difference between "crown property" which is just another term for land owned by the government and private property. It's still private property. It's still owned by someone or something.

[@OncleM]

It's not owned by anyone but the queen who grants the freehold to the freeholder who leases it to the leaseholder.

[@ArthurDentsTowel]

I love auditors checking reg plates. Perfectly legal, all public information but seems so devilishly invasive.

[@martinfowler6644]

I love your work and the calm way you point out what you can and can't do.

[@iandodd14]

25:05 See how smoothly Alex lies about his camera, denying his own policy. This is why they're known as the Filth!

[@5150show]

If the prisoners can’t smoke , the screws shouldn’t even be allowed to smoke within a 5 k zone of the prison

[@bazsnell3178]

Love your stand-by response of not really getting into a heavy wordy 'argument', but just laughing at them and their inane responses. That's the best way to ignore and humiliate them at the same time. Keep up the excellent work.

[@MrMongoose221]

Does she not realise cars drive around all day being recorded by cameras lol. It would be chaos if anyone could get anyone's address from plates 😂

[@elmorekrouse4250]

Isn't it cruel and unusual for prisoners to have to look at her all day

[@missouriolddognewtricks23]

This is a good video PTTP. I generally enjoy all of videos but this one I found very entertaining and informative. I like the way you handle yourself. I am a public photographer myself and I learn from your examples. Please continue your journey mate!

[@TheSadButMadLad]

22:35 Saying the same thing over and over expecting a different result is a sign of insanity. Albert Einstein says so.

[@MikeEves]

Thanks for the number plates. 😆

[@powertotheproletariat]

I hope you check the mot and tax of them all 😂

[@jonnyl1022]

Great! Now I can de-fraud all the staff by gathering their address, passport photo, NI number, birth certificate, and credit card number. Thanks mate!!

[@IamtheBirmingham6]

It will only take 1 auditor to get a police officer charged with not announcing that his body worn camera is filming for the walls to come tumbling down...the public await with baited breath.

[@pauson78]

I don’t know the legal position, but a favourite expression from auditors when, for example, ignoring a no filming allowed sign is “that’s policy, not the law, I go by the law”. Does that not apply here?

[@scotttchviski6706]

@@pauson78 It's a GDPR breach for an organisation to not inform people they are being recorded. CCTV should have signs out informing people they are being recorded and contact details to request any information gathered. The police not informing people they are being recorded could potentially be a RIPA violation. It's not just policy, it's law.

[@fuerteventuramobilityscoot6530]

Can someone from this prison please put a new union Jack flag up please. That one looks disgusting. The prison governor needs to be aware of this

[@tallchap8070]

When a flag becomes tattered or faded and is no longer in a suitable condition for use, it should be destroyed in a dignified way, for example by burning, tearing or cutting into strips that no longer resemble the original flag. - UK flag code.

[@dkayflowers79]

You handled that expertly PTTP 👊🏼👍🏼🤙🏼👊🏼

[@cliveasbrey2784]

I thought I heard from the policeman say that he could not legally move anyone on off the “Private land.” Does that mean when auditors are on the “so designated Private land of a police station” the police officer has no legal standing to move anyone off the land. When police say the land is private ask for the Deeds of the land to PROVE ownership. No photocopied prints from a computer publishing program. If the land is indeed private but is leased or rented from the owner to the police the land becomes public. The only way as I see it is the police privatise the property to boost their excessive EGO and the public should follow what they say like sheep. A Council tax form will PROVE the public own and pay every aspect of the police, Make sure your name is deleted when presenting as evidence. As Citizen Smith said Power to the People (old TV program)

[@PhotoBombomb]

Great audit as always PTTP. When asked if they're the ones using excessive force, their silence speaks volumes. Surely any normal person would be outraged at being accused of such a thing, and would jump to defend their innocence. They are guilty as sin.

[@barrywilson3625]

the concrete posts are wash outs WO and stop taps ST marker posts indicating a distance for floor mounted boxes with the valves inside on a water main

[@susanlloyd1133]

I laugh my fucking head off when that female officer said she thinks you can get peaples address off number plates 🤣🤣

[@23dekka]

What a complete waste of tax payers money , why don't the call takers set the expectations from the outset on the phone when they initially called to say look the guy with the camera isn't breaking the law instead of taking a unit away from dealing with proper crime

[@howardlucas]

Notice how the female security have the most aggressive behaviour

[@jamesrye5333]

Nice work . Be aware your enemy, and mine, is ignorance.

[@TheSadButMadLad]

9:16 Every single "public place" in the UK is on private property. It's about access, not ownership. There is no such thing as public property in the UK. There is no property owned by the public. All land in the UK is owned by someone or something. Even the pavements which are owned by the local council. The only thing with pavements and highways and public rights of way is that they are excluded from trespass.

[@OncleM]

So who is allowed to ask you to leave such that not leaving constitutes aggravated trespass - the freeholder, the leaseholder, the management, agent or any muppet from the company renting the building?

[@OncleM]

And does it have to be in writing and served on you? Like they do at Canary Wharf in London

[@cacadores3955]

You only have to leave if the landowner or his authorised representative withdraws your implied right of access.

[@atulnayak5715]

We are all familiar with the common terminologies such as public and trespass. I see nobody has invaded the owner's office space or infringed privacy policy in this video.

[@terryharman6399]

The copper that had the hissy fit at least stopped mrs grim face from flapping her gob giving orders..Why do they have to do the thing with the cameras?? Don't play silly games..just do your job and enforce the law with honesty and integrity

[@himilayanpoppy3847]

A couple of answers ! Silver vehicles Vs White vehicles Silver vehicles have a higher resale value . The three tombstones are fire hydrants and unlike certain police officers they always identify themselves 👌

[@mprendo]

Very polite ! Love your approach

[@paulsmith1807]

Decent officers and that dog was hilarious

[@dannyboy_dannyboy8274]

Come on PTTP, lets fkn do this boiiiiiiii! 😊😊😊 I hope they dialled 101, that’s one of the best comebacks once they say ‘fine, I’ll call the police”.

[@mrg0047]

Your auditing is growing on me, keep them coming mate

[@billywoolgar4511]

I was exactly the same I always thought most auditors were just goading for a reason to be obnoxious but pttp has the verbal skills to wrap them up and I find it amusing.

[@returntodreamcastle6810]

Wow, they looked soo uncomfortable when excessive force was mentioned, almost like they are guilty of something... Also are these two on their tea break or something. No work to do??

[@Liverpoolboy01]

Behind closed doors stays behind closed doors. Who can they turn too!

[@pauldowling9167]

Poor Alex, should sue his barber

[@stephenokoh6356]

Brilliant audit PTTP. However, I would like a tougher response from you to "Goon" Alex"s attitude about GDPR policy. Nice one though.

[@andrewlait542]

Yes if they can use the same rubbish and crap with there own family members then god help the vulnerable PRISONERS in there good vid thanks for sharing

[@bosmeck]

I think what's good about this particular audit is the officers never bothered to tell you to watch how you walk across the road... rare. Good audit and well done to the police officers... top draw.

[@b00ts4ndc4ts]

SV stands for stop valve WO is water. The show fire officers where to connect and to turn of water supply.

[@byMRTNjournals]

Cop was spot on. Woman was a textbook Karen.

[@thomasdoran2363]

25:06 - Did he really just say that ? The utter stupidity of our modern police service is embarrassing

[@jacksugden8190]

Those coppers and screws both wore depressing Grim Reaper uniforms 👿.

[@artadrians]

Love your work, you have a very polite and respectful approach AND MOST OF ALL you are INFORMED.... KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.... This is Transparency... EXCELLENT !!!

[@MessersRecap]

I don't know if you care anymore, But those Concrete markers you where on about in the end of the video. WO means Wash out and SV means Sluice Valve, They are just markers to note where they are located. Also The Top number, Shows the Diameter of the Pipe related to the marker and the bottom number shows the distance of the marker from the pipe.

[@ItsEasyJustLift]

how can alex be a police officer when he gets irate at such little things? how is he able to handle real high pressure situations?

[@paddyfrancis1328]

The perverseness in this is that the Prison Officers could have easily told you you are not breaking any laws. They shame the prison service.

[@alezandercorben4122]

I absolutely love it when they say have you told us about you filming us? i love powers reply.

[@reklaw3603]

policy enforcers at their best. But, when you learn how to control them, they soon calm down. they dont like it, but they better get damn used to it. PTTP! Well done! Swimming on way back was it?

[@redsrollingnow1]

They're fire hydrants - the 1st figure is how far the hydrant is from the hydrant sign and the other figure is the calibre of the hose . . . . so there you go!😎👍😎

[@eliz9369]

Great audit by PTTP. Fantastic work, many thanks.

[@A2Z1Two3]

Don’t be trying to break into the prison :) Those warders would just LOVE to get you in solitary inside ( NO cameras)

[@tmcguire1968]

Why did she not just home and read up on the Law.She must be a pain as everyone just walked past her.Then the famous line 'The Police are on their way.'The 2 officers should have ID on show,then cocky officer in White shirt trying to be funny.Then Alex not knowing he had Policies,at least he knew the Photography law.Well done PTTP.

[@annmc8392]

Lovely dogs.

[@cerealkiller4248]

Poor Alex, and he was doing so well too 😂😁🤣

[@justinshore5566]

They go quiet regarding their own conduct, never stopped talking about your activity/behaviour though. I assume the people you meet in these audits are mostly up to no good cos they behave they are, like guilty sorts with a lot to hide. Apparently no real work to do is a common theme too. They have to talk in private, trying their best to come up with something between them. Pathetic.

[@eamonkelly9934]

They are tombstones for previous auditor objectors

[@LORDWASEEMMALIK]

27:27 [ do people know the differance between, private coprate and public land?]

[@kevindunlap5525]

I really get a kick out of the fact that worldwide the police and prisons feel the need to make pictographs that tell US we should NOT be bringing heroin in. They really are the top of the intelligence mark.

[@Liverpoolboy01]

If prisoners visitors don’t bring any illicit items in , who does?

[@Monsoon-sd6vr]

I think if I was in charge of those prison officers, I would instruct them to withdraw and keep a watching brief via cctv

[@Liverpoolboy01]

You mean the governor, he would be just as bad and aggressive. It’s all about their perceived authority.

[@humblequest7905]

I assume officers choose not to tell public they have turned their BWVs on. Surely their training makes it clear.

[@pigswillbepigs]

Since when do they have to obey their own policy, even their own bosses don’t enforce police policy let alone the law these clowns brake and abuse on a daily basis.

[@2412Bec]

I watch a few audit channels. Yours is defo most entertaining, you keep your cool, very Very very polite which gets even better responses. Great channel 👏

[@TheSadButMadLad]

24:20 Not actively stopping lawful business on the property means it's not aggravated trespass and keeps it at civil trespass. That the two officers are standing around doing nothing is not down to you forcing them to stand around doing nothing - it's their choice. They could've waited inside the prison for the police to turn up and just monitored you via the CCTV.

[@erikroberts1899]

Words spill from your lips like sugar in the rain, such a pain reaping jam for my nan, and I''m forgetting letters like TWAT.

[@tonyjones7372]

They are markers for underground services. gas/electric etc.