I think I downloaded the wrong Beat saber tutorial

Beat Map: beatsaver.com/beatmap/19172
Sabers: modelsaber.com/Sabers/?id=159...
My ScoreSaber: scoresaber.com/u/765611981362...
PC Mod client: github.com/Assistant/ModAssis...
My Setup:
www.amazon.com/shop/madchase
Controller Offset (for index/knuckle controllers only):
-Position
x -5cm
y -6cm
z 0cm
-Rotation
x 33 degrees
y 0
z 0
Credits: Silverhaze
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FOV: 90
Z offset: -0.4
debris: off
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[@perplexical]

Player: *missing all of the cubes* The voice: Great

[@mishagaming1075]

The map isn't sentient, or smart in any way, like you.

[@wizzotizzo]

@@mishagaming1075 you must be really fun at parties

[@signiaeternal4300]

😂😂😂

[@tvpharoah1314]

Player: hitting the wrong cubes The voice: Perfect!

[@benllian18]

@@mishagaming1075 R/Whoosh gonna put that on Reddit for ya.

[@Aelethil]

Alternate title: What a new beat saber player sees when they download custom songs for the first time.

[@spiderbiter6162]

me: (Laughs in PSVR.)

[@blxzeleonjr]

im ur 140th liker

[@Aelethil]

@@spiderbiter6162 psvr2 soon c:

[@chalabread]

Lol

[@MPizza_II]

Praise The Sun \[0]/

[@True-pigeon]

"Great you beat the tutorial." "Now lets ramp up the difficulty a bit"

[@RosieWolf]

The voice over still saying “great” and “nice” when you were getting absolutely everything wrong had me dying 😂

[@HonoraryAperture]

Awesome.

[@choosake]

😂😂😂

[@scottwestbye8804]

Is there a right way to that?😂

[@FlyupDiablo]

Nah that is the one I used nothing seems wrong

[@RadioactiveGamin]

imagine having no concept of beat saber and your friend shows you this level to start with

[@nihao20]

I don’t think I can play this, can you show me how to beat it?

[@theseamoon2180]

@@nihao20 you're not supposed to be able to beat it, that's the point

[@philbill5712]

@@theseamoon2180 ill beat it one day.

[@magicman421]

@@theseamoon2180 I think they were making a joke

[@The_CEO_of_Swag]

and then they perfect it first try

[@khyzan8527]

Parents: “You would have passed the test if you studied!” The test:

[@Xarsoajin]

xd

[@AThingProbably]

e

[@futoninc.3813]

me who studied for 72 hours straight without a break

[@myannguyen1274]

@@futoninc.3813 you know you need breaks right?

[@futoninc.3813]

@@myannguyen1274 never.

[@imsonicnoob2112]

I love how the combo meter is just screaming “X1” at you

[@Kolo_31]

*Misses every beat* [Tutorial] "Great!"

[@Trad0r]

When your dialog forces you to compliment the bad player:

[@codevhorriblesolutionsgami7102]

Hey Eugene how's that ghost job

[@jackhansom5270]

bro you wanna try this!?

[@specialism640]

Can you *really* blame the player

[@samanthaclaremejia7975]

Prozd?

[@colinmurphy7566]

Well that was no doubt impossible, imagine you had to play that level if your life depended on you passing it without missing anything

[@owenliboiron3762]

"Congratulations, you are ready now" If you beat this level I'm pretty sure you are ready to solve world hunger

[@timothyjohnson5699]

*aggressively slashes hands in all possible directions* Starving people: Man, I'm stuffed!

[@turky2583]

@@timothyjohnson5699 i mean thats just making food

[@Yerr_ItsNick]

@@timothyjohnson5699 Maybe you're supposed to aggressively slash all the hungry people...

[@basillover32]

@@Yerr_ItsNick r/cursedcomments

[@snicksss]

@@Yerr_ItsNick Just kill all the starving people. World hunger is solved!

[@Its_The_Astro]

I love the sheer confusion in the saber cutting patterns

[@andreinaf]

The giant open square got me very giggly, i didnt even know you can place them that far

[@merkuri2386]

You could just see how terrified they were when all the cubes started coming in 😂

[@bubert__]

They ?

[@devils_entropy]

@@bubert__ gender neutral pronoun!

[@bubert__]

Didn't know that i'm not native english 🗿

[@devils_entropy]

@@bubert__ it's all good! hope i helped you there

[@l0stembers484]

they literally panic so hard they just start flicking their wrists up and down lol

[@cyx7784]

As a fellow Beat Saber player, this is what Expert+ feels like.

[@Topcantstop]

@Damon Thomas nah, us people who can beat expert+ songs develop magical abilities that allow us to do songs much harder than what's shown in this video.

[@Colz_]

Trust me this is way above Expert Plus I think it's expert plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus

[@frostreaper1607]

As a noob this already looks like regular expert, lol.

[@smittyvanjagermanjenson182]

"Expert +" really isn't that bad. "Expert + fastest mod" is more accurate.

[@roamspida4951]

Camelia be like

[@Kingvr83]

I remember watching this two years ago. Such good times.

[@henryhere]

That wall part actually looks super cool. It would be dope af if the actual official levels did stuff like that

[@piboiindahouse5169]

I'd like to see this completed legitimately, even with a bot. Because this level seems slightly absurd. Only slightly.

[@marianmcfarland6476]

No,not absurd at all

[@pieman3643]

yes of course only slightly

[@IDontLikeHandIes]

yes a wee bit slightly

[@metaljay77]

Hardly noticeable

[@ConstantDerivative]

"Did you put your name into the Goblet of Fire, Harry?" Dumbledore asked calmly

[@zoominthroughspace2583]

I love the fact that he gave up and started swinging his arms violently as a hail marry.

[@Vexzes]

lol

[@bestbaconman4547]

That's honestly what I do when I enter expert plus.

[@averagerobloxianwastaken]

Try doing ghost camillio on expert +

[@thomaskast7842]

Very helpful tutorial👍

[@Angelthegacha]

Just one of your daily levels 😁😁😁

[@shanshansan]

This will be Beatsaber's tutorial in 2050 (free internet points i guess)

[@ZomTeVR]

Yea those are pretty easy patterns

[@skippyTheAnimator]

@Joseph The joke is that its hard and hes saying its easy.

[@HonkG.Womblatin]

​@@skippyTheAnimator yes but a better way to sya it is just sarcasm

[@phitc4242]

challenge accepted

[@SPenjoyer]

ikr

[@efcon8646]

You know you're a true beat saberist when you're watching this video trying to find the most optimal way to slash through these bricks.

[@youtubefan5735]

it was possible the first few, then it all went to hell

[@AHHHHHHHH21]

If that's what you're called if you play beat saber, then what do you call people that race and people that rap?

[@efcon8646]

@@AHHHHHHHH21 lol, I'm dumb so I had to reread the joke a few times, but that was funny

[@MrZaranthan]

Some of them looked kinda fun as an optimization problem. Like if the wall of blocks would wait for you to clear it, and the leaderboard was how long it took.

[@leviathan7058]

@@AHHHHHHHH21 rapis- :0 profanities 😬

[@codenayr7894]

Yeah you are ready now fits this pretty well.

[@framinthor]

"congratulations, you are ready now" ready for what?!

[@peegoocrafter]

I love how he looked behind him like: “WHAT WAS THAT!? MAYBE I DON’T WANNA PLAY THIS GAME!”

[@dolukiri]

That was the funniest part.

[@thev.o.i.dghidorah3670]

*looks at camera cutely to SWEAR*

[@KrystPl]

its a cool game tbh

[@bluehat20]

He never turns around

[@bluehat20]

Oh at end

[@majurwulf]

This is where you implement that wild flailing technique for the cubes, and laying on stomach for the bombs and walls.

[@peter_ukraine]

Very effective techniques. I use them all the time.

[@KING_MAYONNAISE]

Man gl with dat bro

[@SCP_049-J1]

“Um Fred.. we’re not in Beat Saber anymore” 💀💀

[@zednotdead]

"Great!" "IS IT? BECAUSE IT DOESN'T FEEL LIKE IT"

[@chalabread]

My epileptic friend loved this so much he’s breakdancing

[@storm_corn]

LMAO

[@Oscarbatres0642]

My epileptic friend is just laying on the ground drooling. Its normal

[@Wolfe_VR]

Ask him if he wants to see it again… he may do a better breakdance lol

[@popeltor6994]

Can your friend make a breakdance toturial?

[@D055y]

lmao

[@s_e_n_t_l_e]

He's doing everything wrong because of difficult. Girl in tutorial: great

[@Banan_group-leader]

The voice: great! Him: **MISSING EVERY SINGLE CUBE**

[@lncoming]

0:30 "Cut in any direction" [furiously cutting in EVERY direction]

[@Jaz-nt2sn]

you know there's someone who could possibly 100% this tutorial out there

[@panba243]

No

[@Greggorto]

@@panba243 wait till you see the people who can baton twirl

[@panba243]

@@Greggorto No amount of baton twirling can kill god.

[@Greggorto]

@@panba243 grab jevil

[@dangdart3236]

General grievous from star wars bro

[@MiniDiNatala]

definition of expert++

[@zhenxianggong1129]

“Lean left” leans up

[@bananaman3023]

0:18 this is the size of the nether portal we all create in our creative world

[@simplynext]

truee

[@chalabread]

Lol

[@The4116thMan]

SO TRUE

[@gtsextreme]

Fax

[@ahlat12]

200 blocks upward.

[@Devilcat_Smile]

My map and audio :D

[@Seaweeduu]

thanks devilcat

[@ic3wolf988]

thanks devilcat

[@_nefario]

thanks devilcat

[@mrdark2716]

@@Devilcat_Smile thanks devilcat

[@christianmccauley7340]

Thanks devilcat

[@andyoatham2204]

POV player literally does nothing Coach: great job you are ready

[@bestbacon6903]

this left me on the floor

[@carlthefourth6188]

I love how the voice is just "Great!" "Perfect!" "You got it!" in the background it just makes this that much funnier

[@kakr4739]

the fact that you managed to get to a X2 combo is remarkable

[@Niiannkii]

you did so well

[@joshuacrozier7950]

There will always be that one guy who full combos that with speed modifier’s on

[@Shadow-Wolf-]

I love how the person just started waving the Sabers up and down at one point. There was no rhythm, or rhyme. It was just PURE CHAOS! 🙃

[@mpabtw4692]

Imagine how someone would look doing this irl

[@AidenBeco]

they must be 10 foot tall and have 20 foot long arms lol

[@sledgetable172]

they're gonna Nitori Get Down meme irl kzbin.info/www/bejne/a3yakoxjlMdsqc0&ab_channel=Koikeiyanew

[@mhplayer]

@@AidenBeco and they would probly be called griverous

[@conantalbert8444]

Does that mean MR Tickle night be able to do this?

[@thrpins8430]

@@sledgetable172 i had to see what you ment and I'm glad I did fukin spot on sledge🤣

[@Itz_tea_time.Nane.]

The "congratulations,you’re ready now"got me😂😂😂😂

[@adammahmoud1981]

Bro became a master from a tutorial💀💀💀💀💀

[@jcplays3842]

The part that gets me everything time is just how little build up there is to the madness.

[@FractionOfALittle]

If this is the tutorial then imagine what regular levels will be like

[@kittymelody-9]

Parents: “Go up to the cat, he’s not *that* scary” The cat:

[@woliver99]

Full combo when?

[@Coute]

This actually happened to me once when I downloaded pirated copy of Beat saber (for experimental purposes). Beacuse I also had steam version that pirated version seriously broke and tutorial block were missplaced and duped really weirdly.

[@cyx7784]

"for experimental purposes" sureee buddyyy

[@Coute]

@@cyx7784 bruh 😂😂

[@stellarbastard98]

@@cyx7784 you can't stop us pirates from sailing our seas :)

[@cyx7784]

@@stellarbastard98 who says im not a pirate? yarr

[@fhudufin]

@@cyx7784 "You steering the ship??" "yea?" [from beat saber] "Great!"

[@WHATcore]

Don't even know what you're talking about, got a full combo within the day.

[@immortalidiot5767]

You must be a new breed of gamer chad

[@a.rrosoir316]

@@immortalidiot5767 he just have a really good gaming chair

[@immortalidiot5767]

@@a.rrosoir316 Adds up

[@JohnSmith-jp6pk]

Noice i guess dont mind this text he re nothin to see keep scrolling please

[@Elliotto14]

BRO THIS LOOKS IMPPOSIBLE HOW DID HE DO THIS

[@skavly7225]

Man this is fire

[@just_a_silly_boykisser]

I love how you can see the terror that the player is experiencing throughout the video

[@colettecassar2850]

Player: Alright I got this Voice: awesome Game: starts playing Player: confidence Game:makes impossible mode Player: throws headset out window *Game still playing* Voice: Great!

[@cyan1280]

true bc my oq2 kept falling off my head and theres no scratches

[@killianbot11]

XD so true

[@nexofficial420]

😐

[@baconboy-robloxmore2684]

@@nexofficial420 kio

[@schplengie1]

Load this for when your mom tells you you have to let your little brother play.

[@Fairy_Tonic]

This man *IS A GOD*

[@knightben9002]

"Congratulations, you are ready now." . . . . Me: "I'm ready now... To be send to the hospital after that tutorial... God dammit who the hell made that?!"

[@timmytimonen2164]

Nice I’m just gonna like this because of how epicly you said that

[@Roastydut]

The fact that it said "Great!" And "Nice" even though he failed everything makes me laugh like crazy😂 Wow, thanks for the likes :0

[@abbyartwright2929]

The map aint sentient, dont blame em

[@camelCased]

He failed greatly and nicely :)

[@uklejamini]

This is actually a level and not a real tutorial

[@musasheikh7894]

@@uklejamini I think we all know that

[@codeex7394]

I used six shots of fallout 4 jet and play that and won 100% call it a back door to a win

[@rahuldevsharma4004]

Doctor:what gave you anxiety? Me:

[@garrettthecarrot8411]

"It's just a simple level to get you started ☺"

[@Apt46]

the way she says don’t touch the bombs and they keep coming at u in mass amounts is so funny

[@DottedUpJak]

If I saw the first 4 seconds of this I would've quit immediately. Like the fact that this guy actually tried... what a champ.

[@DiNoBLoXpLaYs]

'do not touch or cut these balls with your sabers' blind people:

[@katjehansen8760]

It's terrifying! ❤️

[@MzVee904]

LMAO! I laughed way too hard at this. I don't know if it was the voice calmly saying "great" at this pure chaos, or the brief hesitation when the blocks first came flying.

[@sakurahirawa]

And the way their arms just flew around like ‘what the hell is happening?!’

[@sil2372]

I think thats good tutorial

[@LimeMonkeYT]

Teacher:this isn’t a trick question The question:

[@markharrison5586]

Teacher: we have an exam! The exam:

[@aPerson1943.]

"you are now ready" me: was this the first map?!

[@Mennenth]

"but an uncapped skill ceiling is better!!!!!!" - tryhards

[@someonerandom996]

"That's it. Do not touch these *balls* with your saber." Got my skull buggy _💀_

[@Handking1267]

boy is not even ready he was confused🤣

[@moxxiecottrell7625]

I love how he's just waving his hands around XD

[@inchy0076]

I’m glad they made the tutorial easier. :)

[@LuniFoxo]

I don't even play Beat Saber but this video is enough for me to decide that I want the game.

[@xixisupreme3027]

The ai:do not touch or cut these balls with your sabers Me:YO WHAT

[@Sergio_Arts]

Congrats! Welcome to the beat saber community! *literally dies of how this happened*

[@mikecece1]

I love how hes just swing every where its so funny and relatable

[@nock64397]

bro is the correct map

[@lisalowe6608]

‘’Congratulations, you are ready now’’ 😂

[@Quanimus]

You on Beat Saber with an E: "Congratulation! You are ready now!" Me telling my mom: "Mommy, I got an E for my Math test. I'm ready for college now!" then she beated the sh!t out of me

[@mungopaxton1981]

what are you on

[@Quanimus]

@@mungopaxton1981 on what??

[@q._.p.]

@@Quanimus i think he mean pc or phone

[@XCalibur_EX]

@@q._.p. I think he means drugs

[@Quanimus]

@@XCalibur_EX i don’t. Or do I?

[@iAndromedaDS]

"Do not cut or touch these bombs" *frozen in fear*

[@ianhammons3330]

I love how he is new and he's dodging the long red blocks

[@the_dennator7723]

can't believe you mesed up such an easy pattern

[@ReBufff]

I love how the narrator just keeps complimenting the player

[@sirrio4474]

Me: “how are you doing this am amazed” Madchase: “It’s super easy my guy”

[@maxthompson7107]

This is the equivalent of that scene in Gravity Falls where Thompson says, “Too many arrows!”

[@NMP_VR]

POV: you’re so good at beatsaber then you try the tutorial. the tutorial:

[@reddykanta7337]

Just bought my new oculus Quest 2 and just love playing the Beat Saber…..it’s been 2 weeks now and I’m gaining momentum. Thank God I didn’t have this on my screen first otherwise I would have been wandering around dazed for days🤣🤣🤣 And oh by the way I’m a 60 year old lady and I’m a pro in video games.😎

[@XRavv._]

G-gamer mom??

[@S.I.D743]

This is what my family friends see when I put the tutorial on for them

[@loganbrown9895]

this is how those challenging levels look to beginners

[@friendlyneighborhoodaxolot6560]

No that the right one, you just need a bit more practice and more concentration and you’re good to go! Hope that helps ❤😀

[@nosk7139]

ngl the part with the walls looked pretty cool with how they were placed

[@truehuskym]

I love how she just keeps saying "great" "amazing" after literally performing the most amount of possible misses in 5 seconds

[@YourLocalBystander]

“Sir this is a McDonalds.”

[@Draconite_DragonYT]

that is scary for your first level🤣