I think I just lost my swag (Balatro)

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[@mekaloton]

9:13 me flabbergasted at the result of typing 11/10 into my calculator

[@styles1168]

+2

[@bduddy55555]

+1.1

[@samm6950]

+2

[@grantdixon36]

36:28 When the dentist tells me to close

[@JavierUhagonTorralvo]

+2

[@mw4501]

45:54 my father reflecting on his deathbed after he couldn't afford life saving surgery

[@vonka5999]

1:17 me when im an evil alien who sends down a storm of brains but i feel bad afterwards

[@jozzzlyn]

1:17 the impulsive witch whose anger problems have been weighing on her heavy

[@Nikowo1610]

+2 hoooly

[@iluxa-4000]

Getting a brainstorm and losing the next round is so balatro

[@rollyproductions]

brainstorm + credit card goes crazy

[@mschuhler]

27:41 i am trying so hard to figure out if it's a coincidence he said "this is not white stake, this is not-" and then started quoting Whitesnake, or if he truly is the worlds greatest thinker and his brilliance goes unnoticed

[@tentimesaday]

15:50 "It's the least I can do... Mods get him out of here" We are in the peak of the Spicy Streamer Dad Arc

[@devil__002]

stuck in an endless loop of checking a new NL video only to find ive already watched the bits and banter

[@offbrandDavid]

me talking to the lost and found attendant after they ask why i’m there

[@elliott6158]

+2

[@flanbie4780]

That's a good one

[@15two82]

3:56 me when i need to solve y - y1 = m (x - x1) where m is the slope and (x1, y1) is the coordinate points of the line

[@rollyproductions]

circles

[@dekkonot]

7:33 me when I'm watching a Star Wars show and they reference something from Clone Wars

[@Nosirrbro]

Not to type A but if he just waited to discard five cards instead of one he might have still made it at the end

[@JonathanSharman]

Yeah, that one hurt. He already had five non-steel clubs in-hand at that point.

[@LeeroyJenkins747]

Complains about not having chips because he sold ice cream - buys supernova - rerolls ice cream. I became a type A chatter today.

[@kobold_sushi_executive_chef]

Cutting Hack over Abstract with Invis lined up is one of the Balatro plays of all time

[@tatapnhob]

then selling gluttonous joker over abstract (15 mult over 20 mult + steel card multipliers)... then selling ice cream, the only source of chips for him... then selling x2 pair joker even though his deck contains a lot of flush pairs at this point and getting a supernova instead... then not getting ice cream on the last boss (free 40,000 points on average if supernova is to be cut)... probably all of this is not enough to win against crimson heart but it was painful

[@ItCantGetAnyWorse]

NL’s squawking is the reason I can’t watch these with headphones on anymore 😂

[@JayStryerTheDeadWizard]

we're balatro guys, of course we comment thirty seconds into the video before material for a joke has been found

[@ZBTEproductions]

I don't even get the Kingpin joke but it made me laugh twice

[@not_ryuka]

Who’s getting the best head? Sock or buskin?

[@DJchoppa666]

buskin a nut

[@iluxa-4000]

I just beat jokerless! I honestly thought it would be a nightmare, but the fact that the shop is clear of jokers is a big boost to power. For the first few antes I went for straights, but later on switched to 4 of a kind. I got somewhat lucky to get a blue seal steel 6 in a booster pack, which I later copied with death a few times, so I was getting 1-2 extra levels in 4 of a kind each blind, while also getting the extra mult from the steel. Ante 6 was a bit scary, but after that it was smooth, and even though the boss of ante 8 was an extra large blind, I cleared it twice over in a single hand

[@iluxa-4000]

Took me a few hours of attempts. I think straights or four of a kinds is the way to go, but four of a kind is easier to make with deaths and strengths

[@Ghozt5563]

oh yeah its gotta be a lot easier now that blue seals exist

[@jackdesalvo2078]

We’re balatro guys. Of course we watch the video 38 seconds after it’s uploaded

[@paradiseislands]

We're balatro guys. Of course we watch the video 38 minutes after it's uploaded

[@elliott6158]

I made it in on minute 38 thinking I was early

[@isbilen1000]

Dude, we're gonna sound like stalkers if we say that. We're Balatro guys, of course we're watching the video the same day it was uploaded, even if we watched it live.

[@SuperGamerNinja74]

NL screaming at LocalThunk about the early shops sucking when its fixed in the patch hes refusing to play

[@extol2247]

Chat: “Beta has the changes you want, and we want your opinions on the changes” NL: “You don’t know what you want. Get it twisted.”

[@finalfantasy50]

+2

[@beedeer9415]

How LMFAO felt in 2012.

[@yujiyujix]

hi tomo

[@Hon3yWa5p]

Wasn't really paying attention for the first minute and actually got a full system shock from those Instagram reels holy shit.

[@AVarious]

“Lower antes”, mfer that’s just the first blank stake on every deck

[@WorkWaifu]

my headphones died so I used my laptop speakers at work instead... bad idea

[@flanbie4780]

Hey nl, have you used a filter to swift through the usual jokes in you comments yet ? Caus we going crazy out here

[@erroneousdrunk]

me when i'm leaving the job fair but my new tote bag is gone

[@MrGiovanniPollio]

Would love to hear NL's nighttime stories

[@angel_loves]

We're balatro guys. Of course we make the same comments every video

[@Peanutbetter27]

How can nl say he's become a prodigious yapper when, in fact, he invented prodigious yapping?

[@RobotnikPlngas]

If NL was a League of Legends character, he would most definitely be Heimerdinger.

[@Shapio]

You've lost your mojo!

[@KPZ3_]

Let bro cook

[@beaf3887]

We sap guys, of course we miss sap

[@flyiscool]

We balatro guys*

[@dude135791000]

pokerogue when

[@ABCDEF-ix1qf]

hero font

[@fedorafinder]

7 views - fuck this nevermind

[@Anthrx11]

G

[@holdupamoment]

15:22 coulda played the royal flush if you drew the king, I don’t even know why I’m typing this but I need to point it out

[@ryanmorton2936]

No views im early. Lol and unemployed

[@Nosirrbro]

Commenter fell off

[@brandonloesch4986]

we're balatro guys of course we're unemployed

[@rickilydickily]

@@brandonloesch4986+2

[@RandomAutist]

This mf is using banter as a cheat code for Baldatro, Localthunk, nerf this mofo banter. smh.

[@MrMinecraft1328]

36 seconds 7 likes man fell off

[@RalorPenwat]

23:00 or around there, okay so I'm on his side until he says "you're not even playing the game" when A. A lot of people are playing the game, or at least do play it and B. Even if they don't they probably watch other people play it and most other streamers are on the beta build. This wouldn't be such a big deal if he didn't admittedly rely on chat, but when everyone else is playing a different version it's easy to mistakenly give wrong information. And then he gets mad as soon as someone says oh that's on the beta patch, sorry. Like bro, you are the one playing a different version of the game than everyone else. You can not want to switch to the beta patch, that's fine, but you can't be mad when people give you advice and it's wrong because you're the last person playing the release build. Plus it's fucking confusing for the youtube schedule because when you finally update the game it goes back and forth like this. I know it won't be a problem again for now but it will be when there's more patches.