I thought this bridge was a MESS... I was wrong! Poly Bridge 3!

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Real Civil Engineer

Real Civil Engineer

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@shanesloth4419
@shanesloth4419 Жыл бұрын
15:25 matt: what isnt better in slow motion to be fair? editor: waterboarding me: *spits out coffee*
@marc.lepage
@marc.lepage Жыл бұрын
That was top shelf.
@arnaroy9170
@arnaroy9170 Жыл бұрын
How dare you drink Coffee 🌋!!!😤 Drink Niff tea.... 🤓
@CSpottsGaming
@CSpottsGaming Жыл бұрын
I bet coffee boarding is even worse!
@phoenix0166
@phoenix0166 Жыл бұрын
But I mean… Are they wrong?
@ifjesuschristhadnotdiedfor7923
@ifjesuschristhadnotdiedfor7923 Жыл бұрын
Searched "slow motion waterboarding" on youtube thinking it's some goofy surfing sport when slowed..
@dereke6408
@dereke6408 Жыл бұрын
"That's a Stretch" level, I was staring at the balloon node for 5 minutes before you succeeded without it, then realized it was there. You, sir, are indeed an architect.
@umchoyka
@umchoyka Жыл бұрын
I miss the gopher shouting alan honestly. Quite seriously one of my favourite running gags
@henkdevries7573
@henkdevries7573 Жыл бұрын
it was in the vid
@prolukas4675
@prolukas4675 Жыл бұрын
Alan!
@umchoyka
@umchoyka Жыл бұрын
@@henkdevries7573 He flashed the image briefly but I need that dopamine hit of the actual clip with sound
@kuchen1312
@kuchen1312 Жыл бұрын
13:38@@umchoyka
@nerdypenguin9164
@nerdypenguin9164 Жыл бұрын
Alan! Great joke
@TheRBTech
@TheRBTech Жыл бұрын
Can we get a video of the editor vs RCE? The whole time Matt is talking to the editor as if they are together in real-time and the editor is making it happen.
@pikminman13
@pikminman13 Жыл бұрын
i think we need a death match between matt's editors and tyler's editors
@caspergotlost
@caspergotlost Жыл бұрын
It reminds me of Lixian and Markiplier
@hoebare
@hoebare Жыл бұрын
this whole time I've been assuming Matt does his own editing.
@JohnCooper-gm6mn
@JohnCooper-gm6mn Жыл бұрын
Matt: Put my name in there. Editor: SMALLBALLSACK Matt, have you been letting the editors hang out with Ms.RCE again? She's giving away all your little secrets.
@arnaroy9170
@arnaroy9170 Жыл бұрын
Ms.... RCE ..... 🤯 I didn't know 😮😮😮😮
@JohnCooper-gm6mn
@JohnCooper-gm6mn Жыл бұрын
​@@arnaroy9170Sounds a little pithier than "long term, off camera, nameless gf". 🤷🏻‍♂️
@OperationDarkside
@OperationDarkside Жыл бұрын
"little secrets" I see what you did there
@MeepsVryeep
@MeepsVryeep 6 ай бұрын
@@OperationDarksideabout to say that
@sacha9314
@sacha9314 9 ай бұрын
Soooo... This thumbnail appeared on my page shortly after the Baltimore Bridge crash caused by a container ship...
@Ngo2k4
@Ngo2k4 8 ай бұрын
:skull:
@Hank_J_W0mbleton
@Hank_J_W0mbleton 8 ай бұрын
YT knew what they were doing 💀💀💀
@Ryuukene
@Ryuukene 8 ай бұрын
Yo that happend where I live
@WarpCorpFromProjectmoon
@WarpCorpFromProjectmoon 8 ай бұрын
bro predicted it
@Hank_J_W0mbleton
@Hank_J_W0mbleton 8 ай бұрын
“Dude, Benson is sooo gonna fire us” 💀💀💀
@rpgaholic8202
@rpgaholic8202 Жыл бұрын
RCE, that thing you didn't recognize on yastark's bridge about 4:50 was supposed to be a mock flaming ring, like you'd see at a circus or a motocross exhibition.
@AshPlayzRBX
@AshPlayzRBX 8 ай бұрын
this is why you are a member of this channel
@simply_macie
@simply_macie 3 ай бұрын
@@AshPlayzRBXlol
@bilalrasool1
@bilalrasool1 Жыл бұрын
At 9:00 did you forget how to make a bridge move like that? If you have a straight bridge and want it to move down and dip, then the resulting bridge is going to be longer than the straight bridge. Road is what determines the length of the bridge, and it's rigid, so you were literally stretching the road until it broke, you were supposed to make it not connected to the side so it can dip lower and move away from the wall.
@Khaim.m
@Khaim.m Жыл бұрын
Seriously. How does an engineer not understand how length works? He must actually be an architect.
@styx85
@styx85 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, this blew my mind. Proper brainfart that.
@Great_gay_grape
@Great_gay_grape 6 ай бұрын
no need to be rude. people make mistakes 🤷‍♀️
@jonb7700
@jonb7700 Жыл бұрын
my boss really appreciated walking by my desk at lunchtime and seeing all the pen15 shapes on the screen 🤣
@RealCivilEngineerGaming
@RealCivilEngineerGaming Жыл бұрын
I didn't build them... 🤷‍♂️
@Luck_612
@Luck_612 Жыл бұрын
Thats on you. You know what you're getting into when you click on a polybridge video
@erikedelkamp473
@erikedelkamp473 Жыл бұрын
@@Luck_612Efficent bridge design. Fairly safe for work
@sethdeboer8520
@sethdeboer8520 Жыл бұрын
@@RealCivilEngineerGaming you are an architect for not doing a face reveal
@grozaphy
@grozaphy Жыл бұрын
alan!
@TimbavatiLion
@TimbavatiLion Жыл бұрын
Alans solution of the "Backflip" level killed me xD Still having hiccups from the laugh. He even perfectly traced the flight path of the bike.
@jackryan444
@jackryan444 11 ай бұрын
He’s truly the one to beat in these challenges. He doesn’t focus on budget, rarely uses cheese, and creates true pieces of art.
@simoneabelo
@simoneabelo Жыл бұрын
21:25 these editors have no filter and I'm here for it
@Khaim.m
@Khaim.m Жыл бұрын
7:30 No amount of springs will solve the basic problem that the roads are connected and thus can't go down without increasing in length, and in this game roads don't do that.
@markwright3161
@markwright3161 Жыл бұрын
He forgot to copy that info on expansion joints before exporting it from his memory to us in a previous video :)
@maxarsenault7844
@maxarsenault7844 Жыл бұрын
4:29 "Lot's of spring underneath. It's like a memory foam mattress." I don't think Matt knows what memory foam is...
@markwright3161
@markwright3161 Жыл бұрын
Memory in memory foam is in memory of its sprung predecessors right? Just like his memory of expansion joints for several minutes :)
@TheRootinTeuton
@TheRootinTeuton 8 ай бұрын
Lucky for us, our modern bridges are too sophisticated to be destroyed by a large ship hitting them.
@4shlyn_o8
@4shlyn_o8 8 ай бұрын
Umm… what about the baltimore bridge
@TheRootinTeuton
@TheRootinTeuton 8 ай бұрын
@@4shlyn_o8 Congratulations, you have discovered the joke.
@trevormadland5802
@trevormadland5802 4 ай бұрын
@@TheRootinTeuton✨Wow✨
@unforgivenYouth
@unforgivenYouth Жыл бұрын
Seeing my name at 2:52 brought me a lot of joy. Me and my 10 year old son spent a whole day competing with each other to get that score. He was 11th at the time of this video.
@blinggleam
@blinggleam Жыл бұрын
Alan your my favorite keep up the good work
@alanESV2
@alanESV2 Жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@estrogenuser
@estrogenuser Жыл бұрын
​@@alanESV2can confirm
@cullly
@cullly Жыл бұрын
A true artist@@alanESV2
@BeerGeek21
@BeerGeek21 Жыл бұрын
The Wilhelm scream gets me every time
@tmanknoll9702
@tmanknoll9702 Жыл бұрын
Matt forgetting rigid materials need an expation joint to stretch is such an archetect move on his part. Still great vid
@HillHomeGaming
@HillHomeGaming Жыл бұрын
9:03 "You absolute architect!" had me ROLLING 🤣🤣🤣
@krywhal
@krywhal Жыл бұрын
15:26 great waterboarding bit
@jfftck
@jfftck Жыл бұрын
I love that you didn’t see that the moped and ambulance level was designed as a dangling bridge.
@khlua4590
@khlua4590 Жыл бұрын
You're definitely an architect on that second one, you forgot tension and compression
@SImrobert2001
@SImrobert2001 Жыл бұрын
It actually greatly annoyed me to the point where it affected my enjoyment of the video. Just hand the middle section from the balloon.
@elmoailos
@elmoailos Жыл бұрын
11:41 the entire time I was watching this segment I am going "stop be such an architect ya knob! You gotta let the road stretch!"
@SteinGauslaaStrindhaug
@SteinGauslaaStrindhaug Жыл бұрын
15:24 The editor has a point 😆
@darthawesome13a69
@darthawesome13a69 Жыл бұрын
Idk who’s editing these videos, but I absolutely LOVE the small edits when Matt asks something
@RhombonianKnight
@RhombonianKnight Жыл бұрын
That Alan must be an engineer given his grasp of strong engineering principles.
@TGVBT640
@TGVBT640 Жыл бұрын
13:37 when i get my driver's license i know what car i'm getting 💀
@Zunip182
@Zunip182 Жыл бұрын
4:50 Looks like a Hoop of FIRE!!! Jumping through hoops!
@silivrengamer
@silivrengamer Жыл бұрын
9:16 lol I relate to this. It made me laugh so much. Thank you for displaying your faults for us!
@PikkuHiisi
@PikkuHiisi Жыл бұрын
2:42 "Moving that up so things don't get wet"💀
@JoanMendoza
@JoanMendoza Жыл бұрын
2:57 I just wanted like to give props to the editing on the leaderboard.
@meepsicle83
@meepsicle83 Жыл бұрын
04:53 it's a flaming hoop like at the circus!
@doubletrouble4766
@doubletrouble4766 8 ай бұрын
20:18 is easily the best one yet lmfao 🤣🤣
@raelsadd
@raelsadd Жыл бұрын
editor has really gone off with the outta pocket jokes today. i think editor is starting to go insane watching 30 different levels of people making "knob" jokes like seriously, "the filthy things id do on a rce mattress" is such a crazy thing to say
@mayapapaya4952
@mayapapaya4952 Жыл бұрын
'There are no obstacles in my way,' sings Matt. But alas he did not realize his own blunder in removing all of the Architects. It ruined him. It took a man of power, prestige, and strong shaped donginess, and reduced him to naught but a peasant-chaser. For what is an Engineer without a problem to solve? What is an Engineer without the challenge of the unexpected? What is an Engineer without an obstacle? What is an Engineer without an Architect? Nothing but a fool with a tool and wasted aspirations. Now he must design something for someone else to build. For he himself cannot build without an Architect to challenge him. And so he designs. And what is a man who designs a building he himself never builds? An Architect. For that is the eternal fate of the Engineer who casts aside his obstacles and does away with his Architect.
@szyris
@szyris 8 ай бұрын
10:40, for those of y'all wondering, the song is called clearly by grace vanderwaal
@minecraftinsaneblock
@minecraftinsaneblock 9 ай бұрын
Beautiful song! I want this to play at my funeral! 😂😂 10:39
@rommelfcc
@rommelfcc Жыл бұрын
😆😂😆 01:19 bid-donk, rollie pollie, sticks the landing! 😊 Yay! 😆
@shaneh7519
@shaneh7519 Жыл бұрын
Allan’s solution definitely didn’t look soft to me
@OrcaWolf
@OrcaWolf Жыл бұрын
Jumpscared by Alan every time
@meisawesome12695
@meisawesome12695 Жыл бұрын
4:50 I could be wrong, but I believe that's supposed to be a flaming hoop
@The_Box_King
@The_Box_King Жыл бұрын
Day 104 of asking Matt to play Mindustry.
@britishshock
@britishshock Жыл бұрын
Got it
@-agent.meowie
@-agent.meowie Жыл бұрын
Man you are persistent as heck dawg
@GlockGoPew
@GlockGoPew Жыл бұрын
Ye
@demonpenguinz1
@demonpenguinz1 Жыл бұрын
Keep up the good work
@hailbrazillianempirejerusalem
@hailbrazillianempirejerusalem Жыл бұрын
Up
@lucaspellicer8892
@lucaspellicer8892 8 ай бұрын
This episode is suddenly very topical
@frojoe2004
@frojoe2004 Жыл бұрын
I'm surprised that RCE didn't fill the gap on either end of the bridge with a spring to keep the anchor but allow flex
@targetmatteo5453
@targetmatteo5453 5 ай бұрын
11:00 amazing song 😊😊😊 10/10
@cisco__kidd__
@cisco__kidd__ Жыл бұрын
Alan loves his Geoducks 😂
@marksanchez5252
@marksanchez5252 Жыл бұрын
You gotta appreciate alan's commitment
@Cutielove9770
@Cutielove9770 Жыл бұрын
13:40 I've heard of RyethePie because he is a patron of Drew Durnil Cool to know I am not the only one who watches a 'engineer' and 'geography expert'
@reubenbailey2435
@reubenbailey2435 Жыл бұрын
Alan is such a gem lol
@Hanaf0rlife_
@Hanaf0rlife_ 5 ай бұрын
We love alan 😂 hes always there in a poly bridge 3 video lol love him ❤
@Chicken-Prince
@Chicken-Prince 11 ай бұрын
8:19 The bridge got “spring locked”
@fiskfisk33
@fiskfisk33 4 ай бұрын
13:20 I love me a bi-stable mechanism!
@valecasini
@valecasini Жыл бұрын
4:52 I think it's a ring of fire
@thomasphillips885
@thomasphillips885 Жыл бұрын
9:00 first time I spotted it too, laughed out loud
@bbwait2718
@bbwait2718 Жыл бұрын
I love it when alan puts some doggo's side faces 😊 🐕🐕🐕
@Diherd2
@Diherd2 8 ай бұрын
20:19 best bridg
@SuperWickedBear
@SuperWickedBear Жыл бұрын
26:02 A finger, that's a finger
@PinoccThePiccolo
@PinoccThePiccolo 8 ай бұрын
This unlocked some core memories of me playing this game when I was 7.
@liegeoflunacy
@liegeoflunacy Жыл бұрын
Matt loves it when you take a "proper gander" at his channel
@masonalwolf2770
@masonalwolf2770 Жыл бұрын
4:10 ALAN
@masonalwolf2770
@masonalwolf2770 Жыл бұрын
13:37 ALAN
@masonalwolf2770
@masonalwolf2770 Жыл бұрын
25:57 ALAN
@CyclopsHobbies
@CyclopsHobbies Жыл бұрын
Bro the editor had to do him like that at 2:57
@Edmund-oo2xj
@Edmund-oo2xj 4 ай бұрын
8:45 I hate the levels where you have to have cars go to different places using springs so much I feel your pain
@DaHolyCanadian
@DaHolyCanadian Жыл бұрын
4:50 I think that was supposed to be a ring of fire they were jumping through Matt
@agiegiaaa
@agiegiaaa 6 ай бұрын
20:19 should be the GOAT
@MrMCDiggles
@MrMCDiggles Жыл бұрын
Everyone give it up for SmallBallSack @2:58
@ladymecha8718
@ladymecha8718 8 ай бұрын
11:13 lol 😂 do you have an album yet?
@RealCivilEngineerGaming
@RealCivilEngineerGaming 8 ай бұрын
The closest we'll get is my shorts on KZbin!
@AleksiJoensuu
@AleksiJoensuu Жыл бұрын
In this issue of RCE news: "Road discovered not stretchable material, says top engineer"
@savageraccoon787
@savageraccoon787 Жыл бұрын
The little rivalry aliensrock and you have is funny 😂
@gerkrist8633
@gerkrist8633 8 ай бұрын
Thumbnail is so real😂
@Qvinner
@Qvinner Жыл бұрын
15:27 waterboarding💀
@BlueVoid28
@BlueVoid28 Жыл бұрын
Fire Song we need a full version v full version gang
@HyperactiveSloth79
@HyperactiveSloth79 Жыл бұрын
All during the Stretch one I kept thinking, "What about just making a simple bridge for the ambulance, but put a single chunk of road on a spring as a ramp for the bike but the ambulance will flatten?" Instead of letting the ambulance DOWN to the green star, ramp the bike UP to the pink star? 🤔
@Dinkleberg96
@Dinkleberg96 Жыл бұрын
2:34 i've got serious concerns
@rebelpatriot_nc_9156
@rebelpatriot_nc_9156 Ай бұрын
The ALAN bit never fails to make me laugh 😂
@łųçįðıțŷ
@łųçįðıțŷ Жыл бұрын
This beat hit’s so hard 10:40
@chopper7902
@chopper7902 Жыл бұрын
19:58 i made it mum
@eclipseeffigy
@eclipseeffigy Жыл бұрын
😭 the way you expected the roads and materials to move in that level you struggled with is an affront against physics!
@JMECK
@JMECK Жыл бұрын
Fucking editor you made me spit out my drink. Matt: what isn't better in slow motion? Editor: waterboarding Me: spits drink out in absolute laughter.
@Wartthunderr
@Wartthunderr Жыл бұрын
Fun fact in 6 more videos by rce he will make his 1000 video
@NotBJosh
@NotBJosh 4 ай бұрын
1:40 I like how someone’s name is just “name can be not English”
@MrPIG.
@MrPIG. Жыл бұрын
lmao matt, tyler doesn't want to be better than you, he just does half budget
@nomercy8989
@nomercy8989 Жыл бұрын
Watching you trying to solve the balloon one made me feel smart
@Zelinkokitsune
@Zelinkokitsune Жыл бұрын
Reminder that it's only "Cheese" If Matt's not clever enough to use the intended mechanics after all it's a chapter entirely about using SPRINGS. I suspect he's an architect more and more as if a bridge isn't properly ascetically pleasing to him he'll reject it. Very much Architect behavior!
@prathameshminecraft
@prathameshminecraft Жыл бұрын
Yay! Under an hour today!
@skyecinnie
@skyecinnie 4 ай бұрын
i love the editor reminding us he exists
@TheAgamemnon911
@TheAgamemnon911 Жыл бұрын
Once again proof that life is not about getting to the other shore but about the bridges we're collapsing along the way.
@jacobskovsbllknudsen5908
@jacobskovsbllknudsen5908 Жыл бұрын
I wonder when it will dawn on Matt, that the entire spring world is just made to be cheesed 😂
@Therealbp2010
@Therealbp2010 Жыл бұрын
The "smallballsack" had me rollin😅
@thunderbirdha6913
@thunderbirdha6913 Жыл бұрын
Can we have a compilation video in honor of the true strongest shape master engineer, Alan? I think that guy really deserves it and to be honest I bet many of us including myself enjoy Alans solutions the most in these videos! 😁
@Cyclone1024
@Cyclone1024 Жыл бұрын
“How’s that? I sound like a cricket player” - only someone from commonwealth country would get that joke
@monkfishy6348
@monkfishy6348 Ай бұрын
"Lots of springs, it's like a memory foam mattress". Yeah, those things which are famously not like other mattresses because they don't have springs.
@tj_enju
@tj_enju Жыл бұрын
remember that topgear episode where richard carries a sofa on top of his car ,while struggling through some aweful muddy road... Alan.. ALAN!!
@Edvit40
@Edvit40 Жыл бұрын
*4:12** this is the first time rce has said exo skeleton and its not the cylinder part of a di-*
@ImmortalAbsol
@ImmortalAbsol Жыл бұрын
15:27 Are you okay Editor?
@xXJerry202Xx
@xXJerry202Xx Жыл бұрын
"Ugh, why do I care? 😭" are words I live by 🤣🤣🤣
@TheHughsie
@TheHughsie Жыл бұрын
Memory foam mattress don’t have springs. It is the material of architects who want to sink into their beds!!!😂.
@OmikronTitan
@OmikronTitan Жыл бұрын
Waterboarding... Cheer's editor! That gave me a laugh.
@GermanGamingofficial
@GermanGamingofficial 4 ай бұрын
Matt, you have some click bait videos, this is one, it made me click and I still enjoyed watching architects cry by how good this is
@Rankoldbeast_UK
@Rankoldbeast_UK Жыл бұрын
His persistent use of 'sploosh' leads me to think RCE never watched Archer.
@gianfrancociappina8926
@gianfrancociappina8926 8 ай бұрын
I liked how he called the privite parts hammers
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