I thought this bridge was a MESS... I was wrong! Poly Bridge 3!

[@shanesloth4419]

15:25 matt: what isnt better in slow motion to be fair? editor: waterboarding me: *spits out coffee*

[@marc.lepage]

That was top shelf.

[@arnaroy9170]

How dare you drink Coffee 🌋!!!😤 Drink Niff tea.... 🤓

[@CSpottsGaming]

I bet coffee boarding is even worse!

[@phoenix0166]

But I mean… Are they wrong?

[@ifjesuschristhadnotdiedfor7923]

Searched "slow motion waterboarding" on youtube thinking it's some goofy surfing sport when slowed..

[@dereke6408]

"That's a Stretch" level, I was staring at the balloon node for 5 minutes before you succeeded without it, then realized it was there. You, sir, are indeed an architect.

[@JohnCooper-gm6mn]

Matt: Put my name in there. Editor: SMALLBALLSACK Matt, have you been letting the editors hang out with Ms.RCE again? She's giving away all your little secrets.

[@arnaroy9170]

Ms.... RCE ..... 🤯 I didn't know 😮😮😮😮

[@JohnCooper-gm6mn]

​@@arnaroy9170Sounds a little pithier than "long term, off camera, nameless gf". 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@OperationDarkside]

"little secrets" I see what you did there

[@ItsMeeps]

@@OperationDarksideabout to say that

[@TheRBTech]

Can we get a video of the editor vs RCE? The whole time Matt is talking to the editor as if they are together in real-time and the editor is making it happen.

[@pikminman13]

i think we need a death match between matt's editors and tyler's editors

[@caspergotlost]

It reminds me of Lixian and Markiplier

[@hoebare]

this whole time I've been assuming Matt does his own editing.

[@umchoyka]

I miss the gopher shouting alan honestly. Quite seriously one of my favourite running gags

[@henkdevries7573]

it was in the vid

[@prolukas4675]

Alan!

[@umchoyka]

@@henkdevries7573 He flashed the image briefly but I need that dopamine hit of the actual clip with sound

[@kuchen1312]

13:38@@umchoyka

[@nerdypenguin9164]

Alan! Great joke

[@sacha9314]

Soooo... This thumbnail appeared on my page shortly after the Baltimore Bridge crash caused by a container ship...

[@Ngo2k4]

:skull:

[@Hank_J_W0mbleton]

YT knew what they were doing 💀💀💀

[@Ryuukene]

Yo that happend where I live

[@WarpCorpFromProjectmoon]

bro predicted it

[@Hank_J_W0mbleton]

“Dude, Benson is sooo gonna fire us” 💀💀💀

[@rpgaholic8202]

RCE, that thing you didn't recognize on yastark's bridge about 4:50 was supposed to be a mock flaming ring, like you'd see at a circus or a motocross exhibition.

[@AshPlayzRBX]

this is why you are a member of this channel

[@simply_macie]

@@AshPlayzRBXlol

[@bilalrasool1]

At 9:00 did you forget how to make a bridge move like that? If you have a straight bridge and want it to move down and dip, then the resulting bridge is going to be longer than the straight bridge. Road is what determines the length of the bridge, and it's rigid, so you were literally stretching the road until it broke, you were supposed to make it not connected to the side so it can dip lower and move away from the wall.

[@Khaim.m]

Seriously. How does an engineer not understand how length works? He must actually be an architect.

[@styx85]

Yeah, this blew my mind. Proper brainfart that.

[@Great_gay_grape]

no need to be rude. people make mistakes 🤷‍♀️

[@jonb7700]

my boss really appreciated walking by my desk at lunchtime and seeing all the pen15 shapes on the screen 🤣

[@RealCivilEngineerGaming]

I didn't build them... 🤷‍♂️

[@Luck_612]

Thats on you. You know what you're getting into when you click on a polybridge video

[@erikedelkamp473]

@@Luck_612Efficent bridge design. Fairly safe for work

[@SethDeBoer4]

@@RealCivilEngineerGaming you are an architect for not doing a face reveal

[@grozaphy]

alan!

[@TimbavatiLion]

Alans solution of the "Backflip" level killed me xD Still having hiccups from the laugh. He even perfectly traced the flight path of the bike.

[@jackryan444]

He’s truly the one to beat in these challenges. He doesn’t focus on budget, rarely uses cheese, and creates true pieces of art.

[@simoneabelo]

21:25 these editors have no filter and I'm here for it

[@Khaim.m]

7:30 No amount of springs will solve the basic problem that the roads are connected and thus can't go down without increasing in length, and in this game roads don't do that.

[@markwright3161]

He forgot to copy that info on expansion joints before exporting it from his memory to us in a previous video :)

[@maxarsenault7844]

4:29 "Lot's of spring underneath. It's like a memory foam mattress." I don't think Matt knows what memory foam is...

[@markwright3161]

Memory in memory foam is in memory of its sprung predecessors right? Just like his memory of expansion joints for several minutes :)

[@TheRootinTeuton]

Lucky for us, our modern bridges are too sophisticated to be destroyed by a large ship hitting them.

[@4shlyn_o8]

Umm… what about the baltimore bridge

[@TheRootinTeuton]

@@4shlyn_o8 Congratulations, you have discovered the joke.

[@trevormadland5802]

@@TheRootinTeuton✨Wow✨

[@gsfs8208]

Damn it was that long ago. Crazy

[@unforgivenYouth]

Seeing my name at 2:52 brought me a lot of joy. Me and my 10 year old son spent a whole day competing with each other to get that score. He was 11th at the time of this video.

[@blinggleam]

Alan your my favorite keep up the good work

[@alanESV2]

Thanks!

[@estrogenuser]

​@@alanESV2can confirm

[@cullly]

A true artist@@alanESV2

[@HillHomeGaming]

9:03 "You absolute architect!" had me ROLLING 🤣🤣🤣

[@krywhal]

15:26 great waterboarding bit

[@elmoailos]

11:41 the entire time I was watching this segment I am going "stop be such an architect ya knob! You gotta let the road stretch!"

[@BeerGeek21]

The Wilhelm scream gets me every time

[@khlua4590]

You're definitely an architect on that second one, you forgot tension and compression

[@SImrobert2001]

It actually greatly annoyed me to the point where it affected my enjoyment of the video. Just hand the middle section from the balloon.

[@SteinGauslaaStrindhaug]

15:24 The editor has a point 😆

[@TGVBT640]

13:37 when i get my driver's license i know what car i'm getting 💀

[@tmanknoll9702]

Matt forgetting rigid materials need an expation joint to stretch is such an archetect move on his part. Still great vid

[@jfftck]

I love that you didn’t see that the moped and ambulance level was designed as a dangling bridge.

[@Grim_medic]

4:50 Looks like a Hoop of FIRE!!! Jumping through hoops!

[@mayapapaya4952]

'There are no obstacles in my way,' sings Matt. But alas he did not realize his own blunder in removing all of the Architects. It ruined him. It took a man of power, prestige, and strong shaped donginess, and reduced him to naught but a peasant-chaser. For what is an Engineer without a problem to solve? What is an Engineer without the challenge of the unexpected? What is an Engineer without an obstacle? What is an Engineer without an Architect? Nothing but a fool with a tool and wasted aspirations. Now he must design something for someone else to build. For he himself cannot build without an Architect to challenge him. And so he designs. And what is a man who designs a building he himself never builds? An Architect. For that is the eternal fate of the Engineer who casts aside his obstacles and does away with his Architect.

[@Hanaf0rlife_]

We love alan 😂 hes always there in a poly bridge 3 video lol love him ❤

[@silivrengamer]

9:16 lol I relate to this. It made me laugh so much. Thank you for displaying your faults for us!

[@darthawesome13a69]

Idk who’s editing these videos, but I absolutely LOVE the small edits when Matt asks something

[@RhombonianKnight]

That Alan must be an engineer given his grasp of strong engineering principles.

[@doubletrouble4766]

20:18 is easily the best one yet lmfao 🤣🤣

[@lucaspellicer8892]

This episode is suddenly very topical

[@minecraftinsaneblock]

Beautiful song! I want this to play at my funeral! 😂😂 10:39

[@meepsicle83]

04:53 it's a flaming hoop like at the circus!

[@Lemon_004]

2:42 "Moving that up so things don't get wet"💀

[@JoanMendoza]

2:57 I just wanted like to give props to the editing on the leaderboard.

[@targetmatteo5453]

11:00 amazing song 😊😊😊 10/10

[@masonalwolf2770]

4:10 ALAN

[@masonalwolf2770]

13:37 ALAN

[@masonalwolf2770]

25:57 ALAN

[@rommelfcc]

😆😂😆 01:19 bid-donk, rollie pollie, sticks the landing! 😊 Yay! 😆

[@The_Box_King]

Day 104 of asking Matt to play Mindustry.

[@britishshock]

Got it

[@-agent.meowie]

Man you are persistent as heck dawg

[@GlockGoPew]

Ye

[@demonpenguinz1]

Keep up the good work

[@hailbrazillianempirejerusalem]

Up

[@Diherd2]

20:19 best bridg

[@szyris]

10:40, for those of y'all wondering, the song is called clearly by grace vanderwaal

[@Cutielove9770]

13:40 I've heard of RyethePie because he is a patron of Drew Durnil Cool to know I am not the only one who watches a 'engineer' and 'geography expert'

[@raelsadd]

editor has really gone off with the outta pocket jokes today. i think editor is starting to go insane watching 30 different levels of people making "knob" jokes like seriously, "the filthy things id do on a rce mattress" is such a crazy thing to say

[@frojoe2004]

I'm surprised that RCE didn't fill the gap on either end of the bridge with a spring to keep the anchor but allow flex

[@meisawesome12695]

4:50 I could be wrong, but I believe that's supposed to be a flaming hoop

[@cisco__kidd__]

Alan loves his Geoducks 😂

[@BlueVoid28]

Fire Song we need a full version v full version gang

[@OrcaWolf]

Jumpscared by Alan every time

[@gerkrist8633]

Thumbnail is so real😂

[@valecasini]

4:52 I think it's a ring of fire

[@ladymecha8718]

11:13 lol 😂 do you have an album yet?

[@RealCivilEngineerGaming]

The closest we'll get is my shorts on KZbin!

[@marksanchez5252]

You gotta appreciate alan's commitment

[@thomasphillips885]

9:00 first time I spotted it too, laughed out loud

[@shaneh7519]

Allan’s solution definitely didn’t look soft to me

[@GermanGamingofficial]

Matt, you have some click bait videos, this is one, it made me click and I still enjoyed watching architects cry by how good this is

[@грушечка]

5:52 в него снова вселилась та красная птица......

[@CyclopsHobbies]

Bro the editor had to do him like that at 2:57

[@reubenbailey2435]

Alan is such a gem lol

[@DaHolyCanadian]

4:50 I think that was supposed to be a ring of fire they were jumping through Matt

[@BlåhajjjjjSharkmeme]

5:28 Matt ur British don’t say “moped” it’s a motorcycle

[@fiskfisk33]

13:20 I love me a bi-stable mechanism!

[@savageraccoon787]

The little rivalry aliensrock and you have is funny 😂

[@Edmund-oo2xj]

8:45 I hate the levels where you have to have cars go to different places using springs so much I feel your pain

[@Chicken-Prince]

8:19 The bridge got “spring locked”

[@prathameshminecraft]

Yay! Under an hour today!

[@Wartthunderr]

Fun fact in 6 more videos by rce he will make his 1000 video

[@PinoccThePiccolo]

This unlocked some core memories of me playing this game when I was 7.

[@MrMCDiggles]

Everyone give it up for SmallBallSack @2:58

[@agiegiaaa]

20:19 should be the GOAT

[@RandomRobloxuser-mx6xi]

What are you going to do if there’s snow this Christmas?

[@SuperWickedBear]

26:02 A finger, that's a finger

[@liegeoflunacy]

Matt loves it when you take a "proper gander" at his channel

[@Dinkleberg96]

2:34 i've got serious concerns

[@thunderbirdha6913]

Can we have a compilation video in honor of the true strongest shape master engineer, Alan? I think that guy really deserves it and to be honest I bet many of us including myself enjoy Alans solutions the most in these videos! 😁

[@łuciðıty]

This beat hit’s so hard 10:40

[@Qvinner]

15:27 waterboarding💀

[@HyperactiveSloth79]

All during the Stretch one I kept thinking, "What about just making a simple bridge for the ambulance, but put a single chunk of road on a spring as a ramp for the bike but the ambulance will flatten?" Instead of letting the ambulance DOWN to the green star, ramp the bike UP to the pink star? 🤔

[@nomercy8989]

Watching you trying to solve the balloon one made me feel smart

[@RyanObjects]

SMT77Y 15:07

[@StAjoraGames]

Nice job on the third place there bud!

[@fedordatnov1320]

You become one of them... an architect, Lol

[@mboyette92]

Love you RCE

[@flyingoctopus9846]

Alan!

[@bbwait2718]

I love it when alan puts some doggo's side faces 😊 🐕🐕🐕

[@vinicastro9292]

After 10 videos I now discovered through the "RCE is an architecture" that YOU are RCE. mindblown

[@rebelpatriot_nc_9156]

The ALAN bit never fails to make me laugh 😂

[@AleksiJoensuu]

In this issue of RCE news: "Road discovered not stretchable material, says top engineer"

[@WRLDOfSad]

Am I the only one that feels like he doesn't even try in so many of his videos?

[@Kiraplays-g6w]

Ye brooooo

[@Edvit40]

*4:12** this is the first time rce has said exo skeleton and its not the cylinder part of a di-*

[@chopper7902]

19:58 i made it mum

[@Therealbp2010]

The "smallballsack" had me rollin😅

[@OmikronTitan]

Waterboarding... Cheer's editor! That gave me a laugh.

[@stenh.6243]

This thumbnail aged well.

[@jacobskovsbllknudsen5908]

I wonder when it will dawn on Matt, that the entire spring world is just made to be cheesed 😂

[@joseywales6168]

21:25 you have no idea

[@Percy_PotterEdits21]

As someone who wants to be an architect eventually i feel like i shouldnt be here lol 😂

[@MrPIG.]

lmao matt, tyler doesn't want to be better than you, he just does half budget

[@Mr_Spooner]

Editor, nicely done 😂😂