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Real Civil Engineer

Real Civil Engineer

Күн бұрын

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@davidaugustofc2574
@davidaugustofc2574 Жыл бұрын
Matt not making the rotation point coincident with the center of mass for hundreds of seconds is enough to make a Real Mechanical Engineer cry
@Taolan8472
@Taolan8472 Жыл бұрын
Not to mention how many bridges he could have made smaller if he'd just made his arches, y'know, *arches* instead of squiggly lines.
@AMan-xz7tx
@AMan-xz7tx Жыл бұрын
to be fair, he's a CIVIL engineer, not a mechanical one
@Slaaan
@Slaaan Жыл бұрын
@@Taolan8472Doesn't he know there is strength in arches?
@Khaim.m
@Khaim.m Жыл бұрын
He's a civil engineer, they're basically architects.
@popinjayjunior7698
@popinjayjunior7698 Жыл бұрын
Didnt he used to engineer bridges for a living?
@gui1palmieri
@gui1palmieri Жыл бұрын
Man, I still can't believe that a very strong shaped island exists
@emojiftw7333
@emojiftw7333 Жыл бұрын
i might be the pie 😳
@TrevorD19
@TrevorD19 Жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard
@TimbavatiLion
@TimbavatiLion Жыл бұрын
We're lucky it is uninhabited. If there was a kingdom on it, it would already rule the world by now.
@TrevorD19
@TrevorD19 Жыл бұрын
@@TimbavatiLion just sent the coordinates to my dad
@Alceste_
@Alceste_ Жыл бұрын
@@TimbavatiLion Meh, probably its state office would be filled with dickheads as usual and not accomplish anything, despite the extra strength.
@Thoran666
@Thoran666 Жыл бұрын
I saw the car flip level and instantly knew this was going to be interesting. RCE and hydraulics behave like water and oil, they don't mix easily.
@cullly
@cullly Жыл бұрын
But when they do, you get amazing emulsions like Mayonnaise.
@RhombonianKnight
@RhombonianKnight Жыл бұрын
It's never a dull day when I see RCE beat Tyler's score and the back pages of the board, including Alan, make good use of the strongest shape.
@kevinbihari
@kevinbihari Жыл бұрын
you had me with the coordinates. fair play
@Zii0N
@Zii0N Жыл бұрын
Very rarely does a KZbin video have everything... but the incredible weekly challenge, the Tyler/RCE beef, the mid video Carmen San Diego style knob hunting, and sending it home with the most relevant Foo Fighters cover of our time! What a ride..
@tuckerpedersen5469
@tuckerpedersen5469 Жыл бұрын
Ngl editor got me with "please let this be a normal field trip." Actually made me laugh out loud in the middle of work 😂
@MrJohnnyonthespots
@MrJohnnyonthespots 8 ай бұрын
Ujiif
@baystated
@baystated Жыл бұрын
One day, when RCE has little engineerinos toddling around the house, he will be willing to splurge a little. "Okay fine RCE Junior, you can have another helping of spadderdock and some safety railings."
@monad_tcp
@monad_tcp Жыл бұрын
RCE mean Real Child Engineer Junior
@AB_PLAYZ
@AB_PLAYZ Жыл бұрын
Watching Matt Struggling With Hydraulic Is Too Fun 😂
@Khaim.m
@Khaim.m Жыл бұрын
Hello Kind Sir I Believe Your Shift Key Is Broken
@3xtremelamborghini
@3xtremelamborghini Жыл бұрын
​@@Khaim.mNAH THIS IS A BROKEN SHIFT KEY
@Nox1ousBBX
@Nox1ousBBX Жыл бұрын
@@Khaim.m ironic
@MattJDylan
@MattJDylan Жыл бұрын
​@@Khaim.mnah, he's on an higher level: he activates and deactivates the caps lock every single time
@Slimerr
@Slimerr Жыл бұрын
I was confused why this was a long episode compared to normal… Then the weekly revealed itself.
@JohnCooper-gm6mn
@JohnCooper-gm6mn Жыл бұрын
Matt: "I do talk some bollocks sometimes." Correction, you talk *strongest shape* sometimes. PS. The song was ballin'.
@CainXVII
@CainXVII 11 ай бұрын
If that's the strongest shape then I feel like we have to rethink how we build trusses
@kmet102
@kmet102 Жыл бұрын
That's a STRONG island. Wonder if it has banana trees?
@jackl341
@jackl341 Жыл бұрын
The "Where's that" cycle is just amazing
@firnagon7395
@firnagon7395 Жыл бұрын
You killed me with: "That's not really an achievement" :D
@travisreid9530
@travisreid9530 Жыл бұрын
The Alan gag always gets me.
@GwilsonDrums
@GwilsonDrums 5 ай бұрын
The Wallace and gromit cheese one got me as well
@TheOrichalcon
@TheOrichalcon Жыл бұрын
You should be careful not to dox yourself by showing the island where you live like that, RCE. 😄
@nivypoison
@nivypoison Жыл бұрын
I love the Magic School Bus reference, loved that show as a kid 🤣🤣
@wiseSYW
@wiseSYW Жыл бұрын
23:41 the legendary Pen Island
@smellysoysauce
@smellysoysauce Жыл бұрын
I may have missed RCE doing this already, but I would love to see RCE do low stress leaderboards. I think he can better use his engineering skills to make some crazy nice BILFS. Aliensrock started doing this recently so you can even compete with him.
@semajniomet981
@semajniomet981 Жыл бұрын
I personally hope that Matt doesn't do that. Tyler already has enough competition. Tyler fan here, in case you didn't notice.
@Tyuf_
@Tyuf_ Жыл бұрын
the editors calling Matt out will never not be funny
@bredsheeran2897
@bredsheeran2897 11 ай бұрын
Matt I agree with your editor on the first one, you can’t call the lowest budget similar when it is $80,000 dollars cheaper
@-chickycarlos
@-chickycarlos Жыл бұрын
The Foo Fighters engineering time was extremely awesome!!!
@astatine3871
@astatine3871 11 ай бұрын
Ikr!
@eclipseeffigy
@eclipseeffigy Жыл бұрын
I'm proud of you for beating this hydraulic weekly on your own, RCE! No matter if it was a bit of a bumpy process. 😂 do look at the stress% when at high budget in the gallery, you undersold windstill's designs a fair bit there...!
@TheKrausenKid
@TheKrausenKid Жыл бұрын
Niff Tea is on the strongest island
@niffTea
@niffTea Жыл бұрын
sshhhhh im hiding
@gwalla
@gwalla Жыл бұрын
"How to let RCE know about this island I found in Google Earth? Oh of course, spell out the coordinates in building materials in a Poly Bridge level, duh!"
@rlas
@rlas Жыл бұрын
Im obsessed with the gallery views all the times. Such creativity and your effort to not say the word 😂
@Jump3RPictur3s
@Jump3RPictur3s Жыл бұрын
Niff Tea does not sponsor spring solutions... They only sponsor winter, summer and autumn solutions...
@niffTea
@niffTea Жыл бұрын
yea spring is for going out IRL 🙃
@sumitasri29
@sumitasri29 2 ай бұрын
7:00 RCE: How is my budget nearly done already? Also RCE: Puts 4 hydraulics, 8 roads and 56 steel...
@EganCrawford.
@EganCrawford. Жыл бұрын
My day always gets instantly better when RCE posts
@kevinkarpovs7597
@kevinkarpovs7597 Жыл бұрын
You love it when rce posts about murdering children in a video game
@EganCrawford.
@EganCrawford. Жыл бұрын
@@kevinkarpovs7597 absolutely 😂
@Jellyfish.pancake
@Jellyfish.pancake 4 ай бұрын
23:10 "although I do agree that Tyler probably wants to be me cause I'm the better engineer" LOL
@executable3
@executable3 Жыл бұрын
I know it's an older title but you should give Opus Magnum a try. It's a puzzle game where you create contraptions to assemble elements. I reckon your solutions could be very interesting.
@ZeKnife
@ZeKnife Жыл бұрын
Infinifactory is another really good engineering game by the same developer
@wyronnachtjager
@wyronnachtjager Жыл бұрын
Knowing how Aliensrock did it first and then watching this, makes me see how smart tyler is…
@Gh3ttoboy
@Gh3ttoboy Жыл бұрын
Matt doesnt want to take the time to learn hydraulics, tyler uses actual math to figure thr hydraulics out, matt seems to be more of an architect then an engineer to me right now 😜
@JosiahBradley
@JosiahBradley Жыл бұрын
Yeah it's actually why I watch this channel to see puzzle master versus day job lol. But I do enjoy their friendship being completely different backgrounds. It's a fun rivalry.
@RealCivilEngineerGaming
@RealCivilEngineerGaming Жыл бұрын
You see what the creator wants you to see 😉
@EnduroPo30
@EnduroPo30 Жыл бұрын
I love how civil engineers always struggle with movement. Cheers from a Mechanical engineer 😂
@NidraxGaming
@NidraxGaming Жыл бұрын
He struggles with those hydraulics like a total architect
@DoginSuit
@DoginSuit Жыл бұрын
Alan’s solutions are the best
@Coralalal
@Coralalal Жыл бұрын
As I drove through the valley of the shadow of death, I took a look at my Bugatti and realized there's nothing left! Cause I've been driving and crashing so long that everyone thinks that my mind is gone. "I shall archive this pristine artifact in my garage." I decided. As I traveled homeward, I came across what seemed to be a "gang" in an alleyway. They were about to blow up a beautiful, modern stylized sky - blue, automobile of the riches, none other than a Bugatti! But alas, it wasn't my problem, so I kept driving along.
@GC041
@GC041 Жыл бұрын
Watching Matt struggle with hydraulics is exactly why I prefer watching Tyler
@HmmmmmLemmeThinkNo
@HmmmmmLemmeThinkNo Жыл бұрын
That's why I like to watch both of them. That said, I skipped through about half the hydraulics level 😂
@Athaeus
@Athaeus Жыл бұрын
Having watched Aliensrock do actual maths and proper calculations when making good designs, and then watching RCE wing it and failing to even make even curves for arches to share the stress properly, makes me wonder if RCE really is a civil engineer.
@Astraeus..
@Astraeus.. Жыл бұрын
I'm convinced that whoever is coming up with these weeklies has a personal grudge against RCE for all the dongs in the replay gallery :P
@duncanchin
@duncanchin Жыл бұрын
That coordinate Easter Egg is so cool 😂
@frankfeltes7324
@frankfeltes7324 Жыл бұрын
Thank you, editor/Matt for the Wallace and Gromit clip lol
@kokilimonke
@kokilimonke Жыл бұрын
Tyler is definitely the better engineer. The weekly level proved that clearly.
@connercronin3832
@connercronin3832 Жыл бұрын
Just called not being good at hydraulics rce mat beats him at everything else
@MagiSwag
@MagiSwag Жыл бұрын
​@connercronin3832 Nah man, Tyler has much better instincts in this game. He knows which pieces are under tension/compression and which are stabilizers. Matt regularly does trial and error, removing random pieces to see what works.
@palfly1864
@palfly1864 Жыл бұрын
ah yes, being good at bridge game says so much about your engineering knowledge
@kokilimonke
@kokilimonke Жыл бұрын
@@palfly1864 ohhh yes. Matt has even started it several times. "this is harder than my engineer exam"
@SunsetSamu
@SunsetSamu Жыл бұрын
17:14 OMG THAT REFERENCE IS GOLD✨
@nagynorbert26
@nagynorbert26 Жыл бұрын
Matt really doesn’t understand how hydraulics works.
@fellknight
@fellknight Жыл бұрын
23:10 congratualtions sir, you win
@kaz49
@kaz49 Жыл бұрын
I just watched your 100k subs special for that sweet music at the beginning, but then I realized "man, Matt was super chill back then" And now idk if I like now Matt or chill Matt more
@Ffourteen
@Ffourteen Жыл бұрын
Watching an "engineer" replace steel with wood until a bridge is just strong enough to let one bus pass makes so glad I don't commute anymore.
@paulkepshire5056
@paulkepshire5056 Жыл бұрын
So you're telling me (in Poly Bridge 3) it's all about the "angle of your dangle", innit?
@aliceleiper5584
@aliceleiper5584 Жыл бұрын
Your best song yet
@Dragongaga
@Dragongaga 11 ай бұрын
15:00 putting a spring into a truss is such an architect thing to do. You should know that this essentially prevents the truss from working as intended
@Spam_433
@Spam_433 Жыл бұрын
I actually burst into laughter when he plugged in the coordinates.
@KomalPatel
@KomalPatel Жыл бұрын
The editor is god 😂
@Homerak
@Homerak Жыл бұрын
Matt built that whole arch in the 1st level... and then pretty much didn't use it. His solution could actually be A LOT cheaper if he got rid of it.
@SnowyThunder
@SnowyThunder 2 ай бұрын
Banger take on best of you go off matt
@rizalkhafidin1471
@rizalkhafidin1471 Жыл бұрын
11:03 *Than. Don't be an architect, Editors.
@SkrappyOnVR
@SkrappyOnVR 4 ай бұрын
22:33 ALAN!!
@shayes.x
@shayes.x Жыл бұрын
One day he might make Tyler use 1% of his power.
@Swimpboy
@Swimpboy Жыл бұрын
No niff tea sponcered solutions
@niffTea
@niffTea Жыл бұрын
there is a few to come in the last 2 worlds, but not many
@GrassXMagnum
@GrassXMagnum Жыл бұрын
That was the best Engineering Time song yet! Keep it up :D
@kranky06
@kranky06 Жыл бұрын
RCE always completes the bridge of my day
@D3X1K_AXYZ
@D3X1K_AXYZ Жыл бұрын
The montage song is driving me crazy. What song is that a parody of? I know that song, i can hear it in my head, but i can't think of the name or the band. Update: found it, "Best of You" by Foo Fighters
@valonekiil
@valonekiil Жыл бұрын
Same bro all I can remember is about "for soo long" But idk which song is that... and idk why but right before it's end all I hear is from i will give you my all from pay day 2 lol but the intro is definitely not that song 😂
@D3X1K_AXYZ
@D3X1K_AXYZ Жыл бұрын
@@valonekiil i found it, its "best of you" - by Foo Fighters I knew the chorus, but was unsure if what I thought the lyrics were was correct. I suck at picking up lyrics in songs and have terrible memory. It wasn't until I read your comment that "the pretender" popped into my head and I was able to connect the dots from there. Gotta love the weird way the mind works sometimes XD
@Andyxws
@Andyxws Жыл бұрын
Where is nifftea?! Is he safe? Is he alright?!?
@niffTea
@niffTea Жыл бұрын
yea im ok thanks for asking 💜
@semajniomet981
@semajniomet981 Жыл бұрын
I love how he reads "Tyler is greater than RCE" as "Tyler wants to be RCE". Tyler fan here, btw.
@DelilahBomb
@DelilahBomb Жыл бұрын
😅😅 title not being bad timing for the weeks events, but as always great laugh
@RealCivilEngineerGaming
@RealCivilEngineerGaming Жыл бұрын
I don't watch the news but sorry if it was unfortunate timing 😅
@DelilahBomb
@DelilahBomb Жыл бұрын
@@RealCivilEngineerGaming I know 100% it wasn't intentional and don't blame you, I know having planned uploads can't tell the future, no respect lost 🧡
@DelilahBomb
@DelilahBomb Жыл бұрын
I also don't blame you it's bloody depressing
@januszpanusz3636
@januszpanusz3636 Жыл бұрын
Sometimes I feel like RCE songs are really bad, but todays song is incredibly good.
@shynnynn
@shynnynn Жыл бұрын
lol that magic school bus part had me dying. that was too funny
@Lennxd12
@Lennxd12 Жыл бұрын
Niff tea is in RCEs basement??
@niffTea
@niffTea Жыл бұрын
nah thats for editors , im locked in the attic
@SemberAlistair
@SemberAlistair 11 ай бұрын
23:35 was the biggest brain move I have ever seen
@tonyhinderman
@tonyhinderman Жыл бұрын
the "whats that?" bit got me cackling
@Mullatta_Damage
@Mullatta_Damage Жыл бұрын
I noticed Niftea hasn't shown up in the last epsiode before Matt said anything and I noticed here again. i hope they're alright
@thebytespider
@thebytespider Жыл бұрын
I think on that weekly @aliensrock has you beat. That man with hydraulic contraptions is something else
@jasonjazzz5
@jasonjazzz5 Жыл бұрын
Tyler should get a good chuckle at your attempt at the weekly level
@xenos203
@xenos203 Жыл бұрын
Ah yes, thought the same 🤣
@paulkepshire5056
@paulkepshire5056 Жыл бұрын
"I got 99,999 problems, but a bridge ain't one" - RCE, circa 2023
@עומרברוך-ת3ו
@עומרברוך-ת3ו Жыл бұрын
a perfectly engineered island
@robinvik1
@robinvik1 Жыл бұрын
I day may come when the courage of architects fails, when Matt actually learns to use hydraulics, BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY!
@rashido_grey
@rashido_grey Жыл бұрын
"We beat Tyler already." The lowest of low bars to step over.
@KCzz15
@KCzz15 Жыл бұрын
When Tyler actually tries instead of taking the first "under half budget" solution he gets, he's fully capable of taking 1st in the world. Matt can only beat 0.1% of Tyler's full power.
@rashido_grey
@rashido_grey Жыл бұрын
@@KCzz15 it's okay to be a fanboy and still be wrong. Cheers :)
@KCzz15
@KCzz15 Жыл бұрын
@@rashido_grey I mean what I've said is pretty quickly verifiable by watching his videos, he has entire videos dedicated to taking 1st place on the leaderboard when a level takes his fancy. Matt always tries to take the record with a sad attempt at cheese or just pretends the level doesn't exist when it happens.
@strawberrylemonadelioness
@strawberrylemonadelioness 11 ай бұрын
I love Bridge Building games but I suck at them, so its fun to watch people play them.
@ReX-xt2q
@ReX-xt2q Жыл бұрын
The amount of copium consuming this episode. But nice seeing you complete it.
@Zelinkokitsune
@Zelinkokitsune Жыл бұрын
It's getting to the point where I'm pretty sure Matt may need an intervention with how much he's huffing
@charlesfranks1902
@charlesfranks1902 Жыл бұрын
School bus? Reform school bus.
@Kholdstare0503
@Kholdstare0503 Жыл бұрын
You are the only gaming channel I watch. I thoroughly enjoy your content! Cheers
@AllThingsRuckus
@AllThingsRuckus Жыл бұрын
The coordinates in the solution, pointing to strongest island on the planet Earth, amazing.
@valecasini
@valecasini Жыл бұрын
16:27 that sound reminded me of so many things... Ieanas, horror clowns etc. "The Pretender"... sorry "The Bridgtender" is too good
@abcdefgcdefg5178
@abcdefgcdefg5178 Жыл бұрын
Engineering time makes my day every single time, needs to be put into an album any1 out there in KZbin land plz!
@devel0p_922
@devel0p_922 Жыл бұрын
Cutter: Make a "simular to mine"- compilation he is always saying it when it looks so different hahah
@martonnagy8939
@martonnagy8939 Жыл бұрын
If Tyler is an architect, than why is he on your friends list?
@kempo_95
@kempo_95 Жыл бұрын
Engineers and Architects need to work together sometimes.
@martonnagy8939
@martonnagy8939 Жыл бұрын
@@kempo_95 unfortunately
@El_Fling
@El_Fling Жыл бұрын
Tyler has to get embarrased for being the architect that he is and how is RCE supposed to harass him if he can't see the scores?
@AB_PLAYZ
@AB_PLAYZ Жыл бұрын
These Are The Cordinates Of Cool Rabbit Island -20.625541,166.305964 😂
@Grignr
@Grignr 6 ай бұрын
17:15 😂😂😂
@14ajencks
@14ajencks Жыл бұрын
Haven't gotten to the end of the video yet, but back in my day, you could make rotating bridges using square structs
@Kiar17
@Kiar17 Жыл бұрын
Thank you rce for all ur videos, ur songs and the dog head island, ur channel is giving me hope for the future of humanity :D... Greetings from germany :)
@onepixelline
@onepixelline Жыл бұрын
you saying that your solution was similar to those high budget low stress solutions is painful 💀
@onepixelline
@onepixelline Жыл бұрын
also you should try to do the next world competing for low stress, i've done that world low stress and its a very fun one P.S. if you want to find low stress bridges in the gallery sort by highest budget,. under budget wins only and look at the stress amt in the preview
@Benjamin-rw7sr
@Benjamin-rw7sr 4 ай бұрын
This title is a masterpiece man good job
@jonogrimmer6013
@jonogrimmer6013 Жыл бұрын
Loved your editors comments on this
@birdman6392
@birdman6392 Жыл бұрын
Theres no way matt didnt make this... 5dy, 37 Heol-Y-Goedwig, Porthcawl CF36 5DY, United Kingdom
@KUSHxKiNG
@KUSHxKiNG Жыл бұрын
I was wondering why this was a 30 minute video and I got my answer watching you struggle with that hydraulic level🤣🤣🤣
@CCrohny
@CCrohny Жыл бұрын
Give your editor a raise. Hilarious.
@birdman6392
@birdman6392 Жыл бұрын
Hmm... I found where RCE works... 🤣 89/6 Ekkachai Rd, Khlong Bang Bon, Bang Bon, Bangkok 10150, Thailand
@Skiman__
@Skiman__ Жыл бұрын
That cringe ninja flossing clip couldn’t be more perfect
@zacharygrouwinkel1534
@zacharygrouwinkel1534 Жыл бұрын
On the first spring level I was calling Matt such an architect for not using his remaining road piece to get a road node above the star
@BeerGeek21
@BeerGeek21 Жыл бұрын
All young aspiring Engineers must make a pilgrimage to the most efficient island to prove they are worthy of the title.
@arnaroy9170
@arnaroy9170 Жыл бұрын
13:27 😂 RCE MIC GLITCH 😅
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