I took a DNA test - here are the results.

Holy crap DNA tests give some fascinating results, I had no idea half of these traits were even genetic. Also lol @ how English I am.
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[@ryanxu9983]

Opens the blinds “Oh dang not again” *SNEEZES 43 TIMES*

[@prideofmanny2981]

XD

[@chitrangadabhat8980]

Ryan Xu Wow imagine the neighbours calling the police because they think he/she is going to die of sneezing

[@andnrenandrenandrne]

i dont get it... *_What time?_*

[@marashello7960]

I sneeze about 2-6 times whenever I go outside from the dark or open the blinds it's anoying 😂

[@Hxrb]

@@andnrenandrenandrne it's not Dave, it's a joke about that person who sneezed 43 times.

[@antman9967]

"Oh look at that child they're different let's touch them"

[@xexpaguette]

"touch"

[@gay_3815]

Can you not do tha- Shhh shhh kid you look odd

[@antman9967]

@@gay_3815 LMAO

[@minecraft-sk7uv]

hey look im a jamaican kid minding mah own busnes *total stranger* you get the touchies

[@largeboy5577]

eww

[@explosionboy6821]

i just took a dna test turns out i’m 100% attracted to dave and his humor

[@leafy_green7573]

lol same tho

[@buzzythebee847]

Same

[@ollie397]

I love your profile picture

[@explosionboy6821]

@@ollie397 OMG AND I LOVE YOURS I JUST BINGE REWATCHED HAIKYUU THIS WHOLE MONTH I FUCKING LOVE KENMA YOU ARE THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY DAY

[@explosionboy6821]

@@ollie397 i love how you just roll in with a haikyuu pfp it kinda feels like KZbin knows who i truly am

[@AmandaLSwan]

In case at least 100 other people haven’t said this already, having terrible memory is one of many super fun symptoms of depression. As a depressed historian, I can absolutely concur. Don’t ask me when something happened, it’s gone.

[@projectkandi6150]

With my memory it’s a game of ‘is that because of my autism, adhd, depression, or trauma?’ And I could not tell you, but just do not ask me for times or memories cuz I probably dork remember

[@SpagettiSpeltWrong]

Nice to know. Now I have an excuse for somehow forgetting everything told to me

[@lavpot11040425]

yep. i was about to say that depression makes someone forgetful lol

[@why5482]

I just kinda...repressed them all. What did I do last Sunday? Oh, I don't remember. I probably don't want to, then.

[@Littlesnail-hj5gw]

Lol you need one more like to be at 300. 😂

[@Nagster21]

"you can wake up with cancer" Boyinaband: actually according to my dna I-

[@shannoso6918]

"You'll still get cancer"

[@avivmatas3340]

healthy people still get cancer

[@KateSparkle]

But I'm healthy!!

[@sparrow5453]

healthy people s t i l l g e t c a n c e r

[@gab7806]

No song 4 u

[@magnustruesdale6291]

Lime and lemons are sour, not bitter. Edit: Coffee is bitter though.

[@knutbengner1697]

True

[@jasarigames4481]

Magnus Truesdale I love sour things

[@magnustruesdale6291]

Jasari Games And what does that have do with anything?

[@seabb]

@@magnustruesdale6291 00:59 he mentions bitter taste perception

[@magnustruesdale6291]

sea b Positive bitter taste perception means you are physically able to taste bitterness at all, not that you like bitter things.

[@onlyarham]

Dave: i love living in the future. People in 2020: Ya sure about that, kid.

[@AmandaLSwan]

Arham Bilal People in 1918: Eh, it’s nothing new. But at least you can see what yours looks like and have the ability to develop a viable vaccine.

[@onlyarham]

@@AmandaLSwan ye preach true dat

[@joooooolea]

i’ll love living in the future when ronas gone

[@onlyarham]

@@joooooolea Is influenza gone? No. I still think even if we develop a vaccine Coroa will never fully disappear cos of how much it has spread. Call me morbid but it strue.

[@pizzaisyummy1004]

Lol

[@flippy9365]

David: “Take” coffee. Like it’s a drug Me: it is a drug

[@oldchannel4095]

Noooo

[@oldchannel4095]

My

[@oldchannel4095]

Aunty drinks coffee and we are Muslims And drug is bad!!!!!!

[@JJScene]

@@oldchannel4095 buddy it's fine coffee is okay in Islam.

[@lil_orbits2658]

Well not the coffee itself but the caffeine is

[@dakota_dll]

This was under my recommendations for 4 days and I said "NO GO AWAY!" At the end of video I don't want it to stop, come back

[@gokulhemanthkumar4556]

AddictedToTheRage Holy shit, we are alike, wow :O

[@MissJukeBox8]

AddictedToTheRage You didn't want to stop watching the video that you used to be mad at? I guess you could say you were... 😎 Addicted to the rage. YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH!

[@dakota_dll]

Isaac Munger LOL that's a good one

[@MissJukeBox8]

Koqlafied So. I see you changed your account name so that this joke wouldn't make sense anymore.

[@WhiteWolf-lm7gj]

Isaac Munger not necessarily

[@charlie-qj5rj]

i am genuinely concerned as to why you have a syringe just lying around

[@_Wolfi3__]

THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING DAVE R U OKAY!!

[@xJuno]

drugs

[@cheesecake8620]

It's for Coffee, what you don't got a Coffee needle laying around you weirdo

[@loogiballoogi5558]

i thought that was a pen

[@heatherpony]

Pretty sure if it WAS for drugs he wouldn't have put it in the video lol

[@sam_anonymous]

Why does Dave just have a random syringe lying around?

[@leafy_green7573]

my thoughts exactly XD

[@Rojob]

He used it for a bit in the video

[@seasonalsnap3846]

What u don’t have a coffee syringe?

[@Katya__.]

@@seasonalsnap3846 no

[@fantagefun3246]

Dave :turns out I'm adopted

[@comradevalence]

I'm sorry, MISOPHONIA IS GENETIC? My parents have been yelling at me for being annoyed for years. I've done a lot on misophonia but this is new... Game changer. T-T

[@moonlight-im8ik]

Yeah same, they get offended when I don't eat with them at the same table.

[@aceangel5891]

Dude I completely lose my shit within moments of hearing loud eating noises. It’s why I don’t watch ASMR videos.

[@wings618]

I'm off to see my favorite band Photic sneeze reflex

[@cypherusuh]

Their concert would involves very dark setup, then blast everyone with very bright light at the end

[@special_ed128]

That name 🤣

[@kingtreedede7303]

George Washingmachine he’s a boy in a band not a whole band

[@rsgaming7792]

Winston cartwheel

[@JackJawFish]

George Washingmachine my name I also a pun

[@savetheevo]

Takes DNA test: Dave: Huh, looks like I'm adopted.

[@Phoenix_The_HeroHater]

Or one parent cheated

[@tikaynico9073]

Or He is abducted

[@catherinea.7422]

Why did I read this in his voice

[@savetheevo]

Or maybe his step dad gave birth to him.

[@geetafarahmand1401]

@@savetheevo yea, what

[@BlakeBalbin]

It’s funny how he said “toth” and not “tooth” *toth*

[@Kai-iy3kk]

ToTh

[@riyak.7393]

tOtH

[@nickolasdiamond5619]

Toth is the ancient Egyptian God of knowledge

[@terrariaplays3818]

tUTh

[@riyak.7393]

@@frostfall6499 congrats

[@littletaryn4899]

I'm not gonna lie I practically had a seizure from hearing you chew my phone almost got launched across my room

[@johnbazy]

Dave is that kinda guy who can interrupt a sit-down, web reading video just to go purchase coffee from a store and brew it.

[@lepetitchat5466]

Yeah and I love it

[@chaseis1badmonkey]

@@lepetitchat5466 that was instant coffee, you tolerate it.

[@devinhendrix7209]

In the middle of the night

[@chaseis1badmonkey]

@@devinhendrix7209 I go walking in my sleep

[@MsWill813]

"Coffee"

[@TFalkon185]

"Oh, that child looks different. Let's *touch* him" ~BoyInABand

[@banana_man.169.]

Dave:"I hate the sound of chewing" Also Dave: chew sloppy.

[@TheTechAdmin]

11:16 Actually that memory you said of being a blonde baby in the UAE is the example they're referring. When you remember something, you can remember it in great detail.

[@seltzerwater20]

Eye color: likely blue Dave: vErY likelY 👁👄👁

[@raynedrop4265]

I laughed my butt off.

[@paris2777]

👁👅👁

[@067eoin2]

"Achoo syndrome", my new math metal band

[@drawnkitten]

Eoin Murray first album : Pythagorean theorem

[@drawnkitten]

Eoin Murray track 1: hypotenuse

[@067eoin2]

Princess Neko interlude - A squared + B squared

[@rafaelc2377]

And stands for Autosomal Dominant Compelling Helio-Ophthalmic Outburst Syndrome

[@rioiyo1602]

Achoo Syndrome's new single teaser: Me and ma ALGEBROS we KNOWS that ya'll HO'S need to to GOES and learn pythagoras' LAW cos u been cheating on me with yo CALCULATOR... - coming out early next summer 2017 -

[@crippledcow2235]

Ah the good old days when you could casually pull up to Asda and buy coffee without getting stopped and asked if this is your second time this week.

[@crippledcow2235]

@@nilimabegum3653 his speech today makes that comment make tonnes more sense lmao

[@tangytim6699]

@@crippledcow2235 Huh

[@kue4118]

I'm the short kid who's 'the armrest' in my group lmao

[@monicass3409]

Lol same

[@tangytim6699]

Lol short

[@heatherb.678]

5'1 here I understand haha

[@hershy649]

me too

[@poorvika8297]

Use your tall friends as a pillar!

[@dramallama5303]

My dad has been complaining about how coriander tastes of soap ever since I can remember and I always thought he was bullshitting me because of how weirdly specific the comparison was. My mind is blown.

[@ermiku_]

why do you know what soap tastes like in the first place

[@oskar8996]

Doesn't everyone? You just do.

[@ooXChrissieXoo]

I hate the taste of coriander but love parsley, and my mom always thought I was just putting on some show to avoid coriander lol

[@KrissyMeow]

Posted a stupid comment, noticed why it was stupid and deleted it. Cilantro tastes like crap. Hate it. Haha.

[@Eimadanature]

its a thing where you can tell what it tastes like

[@maisiejosephine9832]

3:51 *Dave, why the heck do you just have a syringe on hand?* 😂

[@littlejimmy3389]

Hey it’s Maisie it’s a joke

[@maisiejosephine9832]

Lil Gucci Pug 123 well duhhh lmao, it was a joke

[@neurochemnerd461]

Riiight?? He doesn't have lemon juice, but he has a syringe for the joke? lol

[@armaanverma2156]

What! you don't have a syringe wherever you go

[@maisiejosephine9832]

Armaan Verma hahahaha

[@yagybee6499]

My first thought when he got back into the car was "Wait did he just get in the passenger side? Oh nevermind he's just British lol" XD

[@epcigaymer5284]

Me: *sees thumbnail* Also me: ah yes birish

[@prideofmanny2981]

Lol

[@user-tr3jw1df6q]

@⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ why does everyone have these names

[@duckprinter4739]

This video wants me to go and sleep because his voice is soooooooooooooooo soothing

[@rooost9856]

i love brit voice and accent

[@wqiz1818]

Y

[@AidenCardwall]

is that a good thing

[@mhargiepraisemorata5862]

Duck printer4 I know saaaame

[@noelfurcal3262]

Boyinaband ASMR - My DNA Test (Soft Spoken)

[@shahd783]

i just took a dna test turns out im 100% *gay*

[@av3r3st24]

I sexually identify as a dildo

[@factxz9156]

I sexually identify as a flying attack helicopter

[@hydro1821]

give me my pen back I’m keeping your pen bro sorry

[@YoungDeathWish]

So if being gay is a gene then that means all gays will die out because they dont procreate and can't pass on the gene

[@kewlbeans2463]

I sexually identify as a dissapointment

[@noushkiekie809]

With the thing at the swimming pool, I have a similar story. I was in dubai on an overnight stop going to Australia (I was about 3 with blonde hair and blue eyes) and it was just my mum and I. We were checking into the hotel, and my mum suddenly turned around and I wasn’t there. She looked around the room and saw in the corner, this family from Dubai were taking family photos with me in it. And like ones with their son (about my age) My mum was like wtf and they said it was bcos I was a sign of luck and a gift from god. I know. Slightly odd. Strangest thing was that I was totally chill with this. Slept with every sing lock on the door and window possible that night 😂

[@tiffanyt.7435]

Shocking blue eyes, strong jawline, soothing voice, and he's intelligent without being arrogant. I'm genuinely shocked that he's single.

[@beckiejbrown]

You are fantastic. That coffee segment made me laugh so much!

[@beckiejbrown]

And the memory bit!

[@karolinamajor8207]

wow, u here :)

[@beckiejbrown]

I am... da da daaaa :D

[@MaskedDeath_]

For some reason, I found the part where he goes to buy a coffee oddly satisfying. I have no idea what was so special about that part, but it was extremely soothing.

[@MauranKilom]

Someone living near that ASDA will probably be able to identify it :D

[@noam6011]

I just realized his name is David Brown

[@Phoenix_The_HeroHater]

Oop-

[@leafy_green7573]

but- but- sthcnfhgpuxtch- wut u mean??

[@SmoothOperator739]

It’s actually David Paul Brown.

[@drnukenuggets8732]

Lenzz Same

[@Ben-we7vr]

I've only seen you through videos with OddsOneOut and that general KZbin style group. But I have to say I enjoy the persona you portray in your own videos. Being a stand in or feature in other videos gives a short look into your character as a KZbinr and its enjoyable to get to view your channel with more depth into your own videos. Thanks for sharing your experiences with the world!

[@itsdustintime2932]

Always love watching Dave’s videos. His voice is quite soothing and calm.

[@coreylochan4785]

OMG when he was looking at sensitivity to the sound of chewing and said " I thought everyone found that annoying" I got a text saying "nope"

[@silvershadow7045]

Lol

[@michelleatkinson1113]

Corey Lochan so did I :P

[@sairishi9851]

Corey bnn

[@angel-gu8co]

i've never heard someone pronounce tooth like that

[@ThePenquinX]

My thoughts exactly.

[@mandypandy111ify]

"Töth". Wtf, neither have I.

[@pingpingthetinychainsmoker7863]

thats the joke.avi

[@rockangelie5]

lol david

[@user-wb9un5qx7w]

I pronounce it like that but I don't know why. No one else I know does :S

[@willgrahamirl]

9:02 FINNISH NAME SUOMI MAINITTU TORILLA TAVATAAN 13:30 OMG DAVE IS 0.8% FINNISH NOW I CAN DIE HAPPILY :)

[@iida9093]

Todellaki 😂

[@vortop1017]

Kiva

[@boazcohen7992]

"Broadly northwestern european"

[@user-qw6nm9ho2y]

Katson tätä nyt ja etsin suomalaisia täältä XD

[@vanadians3819]

My Mother was 100% Finn. Born in a Finnish community called New Finland in Canada. I dont think my ancestors got what they bargained for in immigrating. A better life for their descendants in Canada, turned out to be a big con.

[@zachcherry3505]

"I've never smoked." "LET'S START!"

[@syrendsong]

these are super cool.. i wanna take a DNA test too!

[@armwrestlingfan6804]

it's a scam! search for it right here on freaking youtube!

[@syrendsong]

Pablo Green wat.. it is?

[@armwrestlingfan6804]

***** Idk about all that other shit. I meant the heritage test is a scam. There are old documentaries on youtube talking about it and youtubers still think they found something new in their heritage. The test doesn't go back any further than u could have found out yourself by asking your family! Only a few generations. Some companies even fake it and give different results.

[@MineNexus]

The gene portion isn't fake, not sure about the heritage part since that is hard to determine. It's also $100. Edit: I lied its $200.

[@ssbm14]

#pleaseshowlinkstoyourSOURCES!

[@leanabhfhluraichean6260]

*Goes out in the middle of the fucking night, to buy some coffee.* Smart, David.

[@leanabhfhluraichean6260]

Levi Ackerman Didn't noticed that. Lol

[@shinyfire3929]

Life Is Weird But Tacos Are Better i thought the time was like 2 am bc I saw that somewhere

[@life_archive7840]

Y'all haven't done that before?

[@drewmoore7322]

@@life_archive7840 im gonna eventually do that i shoped at like 9pm

[@ajfierro999]

ok nimi The microwave clock say 2:51, and since its dark I assume its AM

[@enderwizard904]

That ending was so sudden just "bye."

[@brendaespinoza1115]

Omg, I haven't watched your channel in YEARS! And now I'm binge watching your channel. You are so incredibly funny and entertaining. I forgot how much I missed watching your videos. 😂👏❤

[@Dovitate]

"Let's get a profile shot." "Jealous, Leafy?" am I the only one that got that?

[@estranhaformadevida51]

you're not alone

[@FrostBitttn]

I didn't even register that he said that, lol

[@LordVader1094]

Also the "okay, Frank" when he clicked on the Chromosomes tab.

[@wrylysmiley]

?

[@dorlynestabrooks2685]

aGalacticPegasus

[@matejastankovic6429]

You like science? *shows picture of heimerdinger from league of legends*

[@afonsotopa9164]

My boi

[@applesap181]

Nice

[@lucarioasdfghjkl9820]

That boi

[@emilijamiljkovic6444]

Yessss

[@aliniliedavid7953]

Indeed a wise choice!

[@nervousblanket3020]

Is anyone going to point out the fact that Dave has a sterilised needle in his house

[@adrianapereira5500]

Dave: six tea spoons My ears: sixty spoons My brain: hOW dID iT fIT iN tHE cUP

[@hybd4047]

glad im not the only one

[@vomet1409]

I live in the United Arab Emirates. I have blonde hair. People touch me when I go outside. We could be the same person...

[@aguy2581]

What

[@Harry-om5lm]

Just a random dude on the internet Dave used to live in the United Arab Emirates and had blonde hair, so people were interested in him cause all of the other people there have black hair

[@mr.amazinggaming1153]

I hope they only touch your hair and and not what your comment makes it sound like

[@parkerchinen804]

The fu-

[@ray-ur4eb]

@@mr.amazinggaming1153 XD

[@MsOnedirectioninfect]

The way you pronounced tooth made me giggle And Neanderthal. Either I as an Australian has been pronouncing it wrong or that's actually the pronunciation

[@xJuno]

as a german/polish person i giggled as well

[@JustAGamerPerson]

I’m Australian too. And I just said “Dave... That’s not the pronunciation.”

[@migsy1]

I am an American and I also thought that was weird.

[@jessica-ri2gp]

Thal means valley, which was where the first remains were found (in Neander Valley). Pronounced Tall...moms an archaeologist and pronounces things wrong to mess with me...

[@GoogelyeyesSaysHej]

Tuth!

[@Ungabunga923]

Dave makes his videos in the middle of the night as he listens to metal music okay then. I run away screaming

[@19771998beata]

I'm half Irish and half polish and my name is David my nickname is Dave

[@user-dx9ot6tp7u]

Ok but why is no one talking about the fact that *HE GOT A FRICKIN CART JUST TO PUT A SINGLE COFFEE BOTTLE IN IT*

[@hardusvaneeden5913]

More cinematic angles in a basket😎😎😎

[@Light-qi8ol]

True. Didn't even cross my mind haha

[@Orion3101]

He must’ve gotten some other stuff because his total came up to £11.27

[@sammie_schl]

You mean a “trolley” lol

[@sallewellyn0]

I would LOVE to sit down and have a conversation with this gentleman. he is fascinating!

[@sallewellyn0]

CoonShoot I have a boyfriend I am very faithful to, so no. It just kinda makes me roll my eyes. Good day to you.

[@H3vnlii]

Jesus Christ, the replies..

[@t-bone9239]

what has this become

[@haspando]

fgs the replies made me a new man

[@H3vnlii]

Pym_Ultron _Vision what

[@taysem321]

That "oh, let's touch that child" is spot on.

[@godisrealgoddamnit]

Petting hair is very common in the mid east and it's not considered weird especially if you're a boy with long hair because obviously there aren't many boys with long hair

[@boochypleasure1319]

''Look at that child, he looks different, Let's touch him.'' *LAW&ORDER*

[@melodiecarpentier940]

jadi bamanaboni Savaaaage

[@justinhorodeck3489]

DUN DUN

[@slapnut4897]

XD

[@ARCHERYMASTER-qh6nz]

Omg

[@emilycarr3718]

in a crimnal justice system sexually based offences are considered especially heinous in new york city the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit these are their stories DUN DUN yes i recited this off by heart yes i've probably watched every episode of svu there is and yes i think that deserves a like #bringelliotback #bringmunchback

[@fatacarnita]

google: photic. dave: *p h o t i c* google: photic. dave: *p h o t i c*

[@katyparezy1428]

Me: floccinaucinihilipilification

[@legionmaniac-9202]

@@katyparezy1428 That word describes itself very well

[@savagemonkeys2256]

Ioana Bitica z

[@octillionZ]

ashike NAZI boi its Ash-Ke-Na-Zee

[@GameCyborgCh]

begone PHOTIC

[@gunnertrayler7994]

I just started watching your videos and you are a good KZbinr

[@thebasementdrummer6909]

When life gives you onions, you gotta make some onioneade

[@GerikDT]

I would've done this if it weren't so expensive. Maybe in the future.

[@mysoul4donuts]

how much exactly?

[@GerikDT]

€170 for the same service.

[@trevornimmo]

GerikDT what is it called?

[@n8thegr848]

Trevor Nimmo 23andme

[@trevornimmo]

N8 the Gr8 thank you

[@nuggetpug8923]

"Take coffee like it's a drug haha" Coffee is a drug tho lol

[@eijirokirishima253]

I mean medicine is also a drug

[@davidphillips8552]

Do you want to take some coffee

[@nuggetpug8923]

Medicane kills coughee

[@nuggetpug8923]

@@jellidoganimations fair enough XD

[@kalebb9983]

no it's cafine.

[@xmusician4082]

-Do you like genetics? -no -Do you like science? -no Great! this is for you!

[@Miraj1006]

Ahh Dave, the best at ending videos...

[@Ajattaro]

Hey you pronounced Kilpeläinen really well in Finnish! Kilpeläinen is a well-known professor from my university. Greetings from Finland!

[@essih898]

Yeah, he pronounced it so well!

[@siobhankennedy8546]

ok but HOW ARE YOUR EYES SO PRETTY WTF THEY'RE SO NICE IM JEALOUS HOLY SHIT they're like the nicest shade of blue ever i love them so much

[@hannahrene2751]

Ikr

[@burnthotpocket4940]

How could you see that, his pupils where huge

[@siobhankennedy8546]

@@burnthotpocket4940 i uh looked at his eyes a lot?

[@01sazuke]

@@burnthotpocket4940 I think it was the coffee

[@cutieplayer4146]

Siobhan Kennedy Jesus Christ man chill out

[@setani_x]

This is the first time I'm watching boyinaband and he is hilarious

[@FishyTheEel]

11:17 You got me man. I hate it but respect it. Good one

[@dustinthomasii4399]

When I was 5, I lived in Okinawa, Japan. I had extremely bright blond hair and was on the beach. Then before I know it, about 15 Japanese teenagers swarm me and start touching my hair. It was good, feeling popular.

[@dustinthomasii4399]

Well, blonde hair doesn’t match dark skin tone. It would look weird if a black person had blonde hair. It just wouldn’t look normal.

[@Username-wk7ni]

theDNgamer why?

[@frizzlefry2436]

StallionExpose there are black people with natural blond hair some melanesian tribes in Papua New Guinea and the Solomon Islands can have golden blond hair but the mutation that causes it is different from blond hair in Europeans.

[@Username-wk7ni]

theDNgamer where is your proof for that?

[@Username-wk7ni]

theDNgamer you can't put a personal opinion into a statement.... I don't find blonde people more good looking than others

[@galaxygirlcameron147]

”Take coffee like it's a drug” Caffeine is a drug so technically you are right

[@iamtoolazytofindaname6511]

Drugs are life Water is a drug as well

[@xavieratlantica1011]

There are actually coffee replacement pills you can take. They're not even perscription.

[@kyloluma1212]

Matthew Schurke parsley and coriander and different

[@Tyler-xs5id]

It also had nicotine in it which is in cigarette which is the addiction side. Very small amounts though.

[@AkizatheNacho]

I guess i just drank drugs.

[@lttrickster5643]

This is the best boy in a band video I’ve ever seen

[@Pandora_Cole]

You are so funny! Just the "prominent noes yup" had me hyperventilating!!

[@thebloodbaron7168]

Are we literally just gonna ignore the fact that he talked about memory twice as a meme or..

[@fantagefun3246]

I just got it 😂

[@mami-rh6zv]

TheBloodBaron oooh i get it now oof i thought it was a glitch..

[@abxsmal]

Three times

[@v0id_d3m0n]

Read this at the exact moment

[@wolfman5349]

Fuck memory love how about the fucking needle he pulled out

[@Oracle428]

Lemon and Lime Juice are "Sour"... Sour and Bitter are technically two different tastes. Cocoa Powder (the kind that isn't sweet and is used for baking) would be a good representative of "Bitter." ... just want you to have the full experience. ^.^

[@Oracle428]

...Coffee was, in fact, a good representation of "Bitter." (just got to that part).

[@vilma20]

Yeah, coffee is a really good one to describe bitter. It's kind of the aftertaste of something sour.

[@user-om8zb5sr8n]

Or unsweetened tea

[@generichuman2044]

This was a really interesting video. Every other youtube video about these DNA tests only focus on how European, Asian etc people are. I never knew the results went into so much detail

[@spoder6014]

I’ve found my favourite KZbinr like he went to Asda on camera that is elite

[@personyeh8]

I am black. People often just touch my hair for no real reason without permission. I feel your childhood pain.

[@Backflipgal12]

GDM (Generic Dance Music) Same! It's so strange how people think it's okay to just walk up and pet me.

[@personyeh8]

I'm very seriously considering going bald just to avoid the hands of greasy strangers.

[@L.C.HALLARD]

but then people will want to touch your bald head XD

[@personyeh8]

Curses. There is no escape...

[@captainkater6776]

A spiky helmet might help... ;-)

[@jukkapesonen8511]

As a Finn i'm offended. The Norwegians are the viking people. We're mostly the Nokia people. Man, it would be cool to be the viking people.

[@boyinaband]

pfft it's all broadly northwestern europe to me now

[@jukkapesonen8511]

If you were Scottish I would call you English now 😄

[@rachelwolfe9151]

are you wacist

[@Pompidouchtrucking]

im a VIKING

[@wulpeswulpes9574]

Jukka Pesonen Bro, it's not the norwegians, it's us Danes who are the real vikings! 🇩🇰

[@heatherpony]

Not too long ago I found your KZbin channel and I am.. like.. CAPTIVATED.. By all of it. Thanks for existing. 😃

[@Sosukz]

One of the best youtuber

[@RacingAtHome]

I have never watched a KZbin video when somebody went to Asda to get coffee. Now I do.

[@modestea9667]

gotta admit that that was great though

[@RacingAtHome]

Of course.

[@wrylysmiley]

have*

[@laytonpro8655]

Now if I see one go to Tesco, my life will be completely

[@RacingAtHome]

Yes it will be.

[@do-you-like-eggsalad9408]

10:00 "hates the sounds of chewing, really grinds my gears" /NEXT FUCKING SECOND/ *REALLY OBNOXIOUS CHEWING NOISE **😂😂

[@abigeil2002]

I feel your pain...

[@whytesquall]

Yeah, I have misophonia quite bad (was surprised to find out it was biological a couple of years back) but if you have it as bad as I do, something that helps is to have a white noise track of a consistant heavy rain playing with some headphones (at a reasonable volume, of course; So you can hear others). I find It acts as a mental bed of nails so you don't really get irritated. I made a comment about it already but comments are quickly buried.

[@do-you-like-eggsalad9408]

Abigeil 2002 it didn't bother me just was funny

[@do-you-like-eggsalad9408]

whytesquall thanks lmao it doesn't really bother me just thought it was ironic

[@whytesquall]

do-you-like-eggsalad Ah lol cool. well if anyone else see's it, it might be helpful.

[@Denial06]

I just took a DNA test. Turns out I’m 50% dead inside and 49.99% dead outside. 0.01% happy.

[@itsatalex3059]

I was literally dying when he shined that light in his face 🤣🤣🤣

[@dax3116]

as for that "ACHOO syndrome" i have a theory: what if your brain forces you to sneeze so you close your eyes to the light, so that it doesnt damage your eyes or something or that the light overloads your nerve/sense and makes the nerves in your nose tingle which makes you sneeze *shrugs* you never know. Maybe it could be that

[@cheesecake8620]

Seems reasonable, but you have an anime as a profile pic, so that makes your statement automaticly invalid

[@aronpretzlik4557]

Nah, probably just a random gene

[@marcotron7720]

Probably a bug. Hopefully fixed in the next patch

[@jessyschroeder6691]

Dax makes sense bc my brother used to sneeze multiple times every day when he woke up

[@Whoops.Allgone]

@@jessyschroeder6691 *HMMMMMMM*

[@devd_rx]

when you are 0.8% russian.. *anthem starts playing*

[@Thebeast-ko7jb]

Ra Ra Rasputin

[@brickspace8617]

*W I D E P U T I N*

[@beerus1697]

@@brickspace8617 stretched res ttv putin

[@ekenemasamba5301]

i wonder what this guy has done recently

[@rxph_official]

bad things

[@chasegalloway9919]

I literally got a dna test ad right before this video started

[@BerryTheBnnuy]

lemons and limes aren't bitter, they're sour... there's a difference...

[@zoeyredbirdjs14]

Jenny Tokumei seems you dont have the butter gene lol

[@zoeyredbirdjs14]

bitter damn phone

[@BerryTheBnnuy]

Crystal Walton No, bitter is a completely different taste from sour. You lacking the knowledge of the difference is not the same thing as me being genetically defective. Eat a coffee bean while holding your nose before you're even able to smell it. That is bitter. Now do the same thing with lemon juice. that is sour. Learn the difference.

[@elizabethpalafox22]

I just wanna say lemons are better than limes

[@kaleidostar88]

foods can have more than one taste you know. being sour doesn't mean that it can't also be bitter. I do fine that those juice concentrates can sometimes have bitter notes, though the fruit themselves are often more of a sweet-sour than a bitter-sour.

[@jojulousd997]

lol the amount of times he says ‘huh!’ in a high voice 😂

[@jojulousd997]

i just realised that i have commented 1 year after the video release...o_o

[@sofia-te8rg]

BunnyFloofle I'm even more late

[@Franky3Videos]

BunnyFloofle im even more late

[@chae-wolfbun]

I'm more late😂😂

[@dayalasingh5853]

Cece [시시] Conard currently I'm the most!

[@KFORKAT]

I hope you're okay, Dave, we haven't heard from you in a while and I'm honestly a bit worried 😅

[@citlallir6510]

I love he puts the trolly back!!

[@Kynia]

Oh my god that goddamn self checkout triggered me *flashbacks of "UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA"*

[@lpsgoldenivy3689]

Then their like : PLEASE WAIT FOR ASSISTANCE

[@keemstarissexy4694]

UNLISTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA

[@gumballking5479]

Whenever i went to buy a magazine from asda itd do that everytime, i remember multiple times just leaving the area immediately, without the magazine and just avoid any staff. Eugh. I hated it when the employees would have to override with a code and then straight after it would happen again.

[@tjrex1915]

Please wait for assistance. No one comes........

[@KatarinaWasTaken]

INSERT CASH OR PAY WITH CARD

[@user-ot2rc3og1s]

Dave: Why I have headphones? There's no sound from this website. *a few moments later * Dave: *put headphones back *

[@watchaccountfordk3385]

Photic

[@user-ot2rc3og1s]

@@watchaccountfordk3385 PhOtIc

[@ashboo_5985]

This man Is oddly calming and sweet for his music

[@Brain_Dead382]

You have very nice coloured eyes Although I am only a ten year old artist.

[@magicrick8876]

has no lemons or lemon juice but has a needle hmmmmmmmm

[@chayden119]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[@roe2391]

MAGIC RICK f/wooooooosh

[@fico1557]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[@chasehutchison1764]

thats not a r/whooooosh

[@blackking2028]

Hmmm...

[@alexa.6114]

Summary of the the video: "Oh that's super interesting!" Btw great video!

[@OrbitalQuasar]

I swear that "bye" was the most charming way to end a video. I love it lol

[@levis-last-straw8079]

he's such a fun and awesome person