Reading my own fanfiction.

[@boyinaband]

Sorry the sound quality sucks, had a problem with my good mic audio. Hope the A+ cringe makes up for it.

[@lol6161]

Boyinaband *#DavidFuckingBrown*

[@michelleatkinson1113]

Boyinaband 340th

[@cupcakemenace2036]

OH NO! We already know this is gonna be cringe! I'm a abnormal fangirl. I admire, NOT WANT TO DATE!

[@amhampton]

Boyinaband it does

[@stargirl7769]

Boyinaband i didn't notice the quality until i read this

[@sangwoah9222]

She had beautiful EYE COLOR eyes and HAIR COLOR hair.

[@patientno1797]

um.

[@bloodybloodybloody3465]

lmaoooo

[@pianoaddict772]

she was very attractive. CLEARLY LOOK AT HER EYES AND HAIR

[@Grace-cw8nk]

Strawberry Gummibear I

[@sevensees]

memes daily What. The. Fuck.

[@breeganv5776]

Dave: "Yes/NO!" Dave: "Oh your name...."

[@janermaher]

Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald

[@trinlove2867]

Breegan V KPOP ARMYYYY

[@itatchi8827]

YOUR NAME*

[@areanaangel8964]

I thought it was YES/NO for YEARS until this video...

[@rottingsword]

Areana Angel WAIT REALLY IF SOMEONE CALLS OUT Y/N I WILL PROBABLY RESPOND ;-;

[@rottingsword]

Dave is so unfan-fic-able. He's so logical, we can't get him to be adorable and clueless ;-;

[@tokyo-boku3715]

I feel like there’s always that one person or character lol- (i.e Logan from Sanders Sides, Dave from, well boyinaband, and Tenya from BNHA)

[@chaoticchuuyastan5912]

@@tokyo-boku3715 Logan is a moooood!

[@tokyo-boku3715]

@Dakota Rae logan is truly a mood. it’d be falsehood if i said he wasn’t

[@chaoticchuuyastan5912]

@@tokyo-boku3715 I mean... Me not going to lie.

[@afsheensuleman5016]

@@tokyo-boku3715 I see what you did there..... FaLSeHooD!!!!!!

[@cubalayabandit5591]

Dave, are you okay? You went into the scary realm of fanfiction. You cannot return unscarred.

[@oliviathorpe666]

Neither can half of his OOC fanfiction selves, apparently

[@kyleOWillFixIt]

CubalayaBandit Yeah that has to be a thousand times creepier for him than for everyone else. Could you imagine reading things online where people make fictional love stories about you lol

[@marinapalmer4059]

CubalayaBandit That's not the scary side...

[@keegan6448]

Just imagine if he had found any lemons. That would truly have scarred him.

[@ryuudasqurrel7364]

@@keegan6448 or the limes, not as bad as lemons, but pretty damn close lol

[@alicecaroline7254]

Making out? Fine for Dave. Self harm? Fine for Dave. Having kids? "OH GOD"

[@jellygishh]

Alice Caroline “that was the trigger warning”

[@lemonkatze7461]

kids is the worst possible thing

[@toosei4296]

obviously xD

[@starswhogame]

Honestly same lol

[@lennyluvr]

MineCraft Player really? Why are you watching this? Not really appropriate for you...

[@joeyd8472]

"YES/NO oh wait YOUR/NAME"

[@conjared2803]

"KIMI NO NAWA?"

[@hattiepayne4740]

"I DO NOT WANT KIDS. FULL STOP." Dave-whatever year it is

[@itsquackinggood]

We could be anywhere?

[@wandaren4127]

Hattie Payne a lot of people say this, i say it sometimes But things like this, we can’t really know

[@Lavellanrat]

'whatever year it is' That hits differently in quarantine

[@naiimaksad5906]

@@Lavellanrat HAHAHAH💀💀💀

[@davidmckelvey2601]

This comment aged like fine wine.

[@kateneedsalife3051]

*Y O U R N A M E*

[@lonertboy]

you mean your name? RITE

[@tooth358]

*METAL PROBLEM*

[@zashtozaboga]

David fucking brown.

[@riley1875]

*E Y E C O L O R*

[@clusterhvg]

*Y E S N O*

[@xristal-014]

Hi my name is YES. NO.

[@ashw9928]

I always read it as yes/no when I see Y/N

[@celestxial]

Xristal - 01 NINO

[@thewendigo1009]

my name has yn at the end so I always read it like that lol. I'm guilty of reading those types of fics when I was 11

[@leafletanon]

That's what I thought it was at first lmfao i was so confused

[@thatpuglife5042]

Im gonna read it as yes no now 🤣

[@meeps6582]

"Ya'll met 2 seconds ago"

[@eveting9447]

"Yay, lazy one-shot"

[@kunal1957]

Comments are the best thing in Wattpad

[@sage9740]

It's even more worrying when you realise most people on wattpad are like 13 .-.

[@katieryan1188]

I used to read shit like this when I was 12. God

[@LittleBodyBigHeart-wb7cp]

I’m 10

[@parnikajaiswal3693]

I'm 13 and all I have to say is - No not me this stuff's cringey 😂😂 but it is hilarious

[@firewolf7108]

Yes and the authors if these smut stories are too 😂😂

[@kazooplayer3]

@@LittleBodyBigHeart-wb7cp get off the internet please

[@thefandomoftheopera1850]

"Metal illness" *When you get sick cuz the metal is just too hardcore for your immune system.* 😂🤘🏼

[@digitaldeathsquid3448]

Gettin' down with the sickness

[@Prizzlesticks]

Dat heavy metal toxicity, tho. ...Oh, wait, we're talking about the music genre. Whoops.

[@yourname6614]

This world has sunk to the point where normies opress even the most basic metal. Some people are literally bullied for listening to metallica and slipknot. Big oof

[@prideofmanny2981]

Oh no EVACUATE his songs will kill us all!!!!!!

[@HaifaaAmni]

Do u know the song at 5:49 after Nicki? Lmao

[@caitlin769]

“WHY ARE ALL THESE ABOUT SELF-HARM?!” ...welcome to Wattpad.

[@lifewithkat940]

ur not wrong.....

[@smelis2755]

Dude I even found one about george harrison

[@jukou4life583]

Caitlin honestly if he thinks that sad then I don’t think anyone should show him the hardcore stuff. Read one about a guy who had a boyfriend and they were both depressed but helped each other. They got happier, but the first guy tried to commit suicide. In the end he’s in a hostpital alive and well with his boyfriend. Then the boyfriend pointed to the nurse and doctor and told the first guy to listen. The doctor and nurse were saying, “ His boyfriend must be a product of his schizophrenia. Poor kid, he’s dying of cancer and doesn’t even know it.” And then the boyfriend disappears, leaving the first one alone forever.

[@Chelsea-dq9og]

DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE SMUT. *cringe* *so much cringe*

[@hannahjones7922]

Little children running around with red stripes in their hair

[@finnigan5309]

lol yea

[@stopreadingthisusername9528]

Shadow The Hedgehog ?

[@ghostghostboi8207]

lmao i could see it little hims whith

[@andre.534]

@@stopreadingthisusername9528 Shadow is Dave's fursona

[@goatmadej]

Well, clearly, Brendon Urie is the one Dave wants to be shipped with.

[@MysticBloodRose_]

I'll write a fanfic about that---

[@marianeleonardi4418]

@@MysticBloodRose_ *nO*

[@MysticBloodRose_]

@@marianeleonardi4418 I forgot I said that

[@marianeleonardi4418]

@@MysticBloodRose_ good

[@mcr5truther]

MysticCatGamer Please!

[@Ihopeimgoodatthis]

What's your name? " YES NO"

[@Koopacake]

Ihopeimgoodatthis I always thought that's what (y/n) meant in fanfics and I used to get so confused XD

[@damaiadavis839]

HEY! that's my name

[@kaworumybeloved]

YAS MEHNAH

[@Its_sabribri]

"Oh wait Your Name!"

[@Bluevlower]

(Your Name's) (adjective) (hair color) hair (verb) in the breeze. Dave (verb) it causing (Your Name) to (verb). this is just mad libs now...

[@ryuudasqurrel7364]

Wattpad in a nutshell right here lol

[@childe1041]

Applesauce's Rapunzel-long, rainbow hair ate (in) the breeze. Dave threw it causing Applesauce to Sonic-run.

[@cowboymooman8776]

Hitler's Panzers Black Hair Blitzkrieged in the breeze dave heiled hitler causing him to invade america

[@korybrown5480]

clover cam Xen’s ugly musty crusty dusty Blue hair tangled in the breeze. Dave cut it causing Xen to screech.

[@aefloriian]

Donalds Trumps fake blond hair flew away in the air. Dave caught it causing Donald to build a wall.

[@TheBee123]

I don't have a mental illness.. i have A metal illness 🤘🤘

[@ancalabond8703]

Bella Lugosi Is that where you just start violently screaming Meshuggah songs out of nowhere in public spaces?

[@jophielswings]

Dyspraxia and Sabaton FTW!

[@rosemaryshamsters653]

You should take your metal to the nearest factory so they can make sure its okay

[@rorydonaldson2794]

I'm getting down with this awful... sickness.

[@Nvenom8.]

New go-to pickup line.

[@press8704]

6:05 “it’s pretty rare that i allow people to mess around with [my hair]” dave then proceeds/has proceeded to allow: - roomie to flick his hair around - maxmoefoe to sniff and nuzzle his hair - theodd1sout to twirl and sniff his hair - glam and gore to put his hair in a wig - oliver age 24 to brush his hair - multiple people (xiaorishu, whiteenglishgirl) to use his hair as an impromptu mustache - veela to stroke his hair ok dave 🤔

[@press8704]

addition: angelica -who is a hilarious asmr channel btw- stroked his hair, combed through it with her fingers, and braided it

[@press8704]

@@poshpa738 for what?

[@press8704]

@@poshpa738 just look up "boyinaband (insert other youtuber's name)" on youtube and the videos should pop up! later ill make a list of links maybe

[@press8704]

*_links:_* *roomie:* kzbin.info/www/bejne/h6Ldaql4d5yDqbc at around 5:50 and kzbin.info/www/bejne/aXbCYpmppb-EasU at around 16:20 *maxmoefoe:* kzbin.info/www/bejne/nWHanYevmpqZqcU at around 5:00 *theodd1sout:* kzbin.info/www/bejne/a4GtiHabbpd-Z6c at around 1:40 and around 7:10 *glam and gore:* kzbin.info/www/bejne/ioDHeIyQZ5WiicU at around 11:10 *oliver age 24:* kzbin.info/www/bejne/mGGsgoaAYraDb7s for the entire video lol *xiaorishu:* cant find it so it was prolly an instagram post or smth i cant believe how long ive spent on this i have no life oh my god *whiteenglishgirl:* kzbin.info/www/bejne/h2fbeZ-Bfah1h7M at around 2:40 *veela:* kzbin.info/www/bejne/d3zTgId4adKhr5o at around 3:10 *angelica:* kzbin.info/www/bejne/iaqzdad5ismgh80 sporadically throughout the whole video *pewdiepie:* kzbin.info/www/bejne/aXbCYpmppb-EasU at around 16:20 youre welcome and also please kill me

[@radiosilence9017]

@press rip in pieces man oof that is a lot of effort

[@kirikakirikakirika]

Not just _any_ razor blade, his *_favourite_* razor blade! This one's for special occasions.

[@ameliagraul3839]

kirikakirikakirika I laughed out loud

[@matchasketch8224]

Sorry I accidentally pressed the dislike button at first bc i was laughing so hard my hand was shaking lol

[@zekswag]

Dave: YES NO I TOLD HIM QUIETLY!!1 **rereads** Dave: oh your name

[@ann.samuel]

that got me laughing so hard 😂😂

[@themightypineapplewalrus7244]

I made the mistake of drinking water at the same time as watching this.

[@edwinsux6610]

TheMightyPineappleWalrus!! You fucked up pretty bad there

[@themightypineapplewalrus7244]

awkward sauce Indeed I did

[@idkglasses]

R.I.P PineappleWalrus's water

[@bonsaigecko9153]

TheMightyPineappleWalrus!! Well I was roasting marshmallows on a fork over my stove That went as well as expected

[@someoneunknown355]

Now I'm gonna do the try not to laugh challenge everyone's tring to go to sleep and I have a water bottle yay

[@threem43]

Dave: This is weird. Feeling quite uncomfortable at the moment Me: already feeling like this since it started, nearly rolled of the couch by now

[@jasminemurphy5827]

The worst part is that we all keep reading/watching.

[@JohnDoe-tl4gm]

Four months of dating and (Y/N) is already pregananent

[@goldenwolf7154]

*Commented*:4 months ago:

[@snazzy9175]

Can u get...pregante?

[@ihatethisusernameupdate]

YES/NO is already pregnant

[@peytonj.wilson]

John Doe I mean at least “they” had four months of dating instead of “them” just meeting and (Y/N) is preggers

[@yourfriendcaro8933]

GTLive reference? If so.. OMG YAS

[@ghostli_ness]

-What's your name? -Yes or No.

[@its_lemon_19]

Ghost Cafe Me: Yes. 😂

[@noamdsi123]

Maybe...?

[@XieLiansHat]

Orange

[@liilak8166]

no

[@TheCapedArtist]

Yes

[@lodewijk.]

*YOUR NAME*

[@Pieisforme]

I died every time he said that XD

[@kaylinvonberger-themusical7614]

Doodling Dork *EYE COLOR*

[@i_dont_get_out_much2859]

Doodling Dork no one shall never know

[@sooty1115]

*Drops pen*

[@i_dont_get_out_much2859]

Sean Ramsay *picks up pen, puts on head*

[@anoob9782]

"Dave was much better than a movie" *Dave: Damn right.* You got that one right, Miss Author.

[@syunhyung-suk253]

You're me and I'm you 😱

[@anoob9782]

@@syunhyung-suk253 we are one

[@syunhyung-suk253]

eri zen Yes

[@milkymoomoo5672]

Instead of his intro being "Hi, I'm Dave from Boyinaband" I want it to be "hey hoes it's DAVE FUCKING BROWN"

[@endelvelt7650]

Milky Moomoo what??!!?!😂

[@roshanfey]

we all know he's too much of a cinnamon roll to do that 😂

[@fearoffancy5743]

H o m e s t u c k

[@jackabercrombie8363]

WHAT HAPPENED TO K A N K R I ?

[@fearoffancy5743]

He evaporated into the green sun just like all my hopes and dreams

[@fishtidz]

someone pleaseeeee animate this story with boyinaband and himself as both main characters.

[@simoneyoung825]

Jade Your local jackass I hope Netty Scribble does lmfao

[@captainembers4521]

if i knew of a good 2d animation software trust me, i would

[@FuzBrain]

Pencil2D's nightly builds are pretty good, it's free and bitmap.

[@birdlawco]

I'd definitely draw that actually :^)

[@Sabrina-sc1db]

Did anyone do it?

[@slipknuutti]

"post-apocalyptic sci-fi movies" bitch me too

[@leahball2600]

that hiddlestoner 😂💛

[@toffee2629]

holy shit your pfp and name has me dead lmaooo

[@laylal.8565]

Z A B A F F

[@ZachariahMBaird]

I'll never be as big as PewDiePie. *Grabs razor blade* I should clean this up. *Cleans up*

[@crowdemon_archives]

Without context, it's like "oh right, I just shaved."

[@christophermoore9436]

Can't forget it's his "FAVORITE" razor blade

[@lifemythanimations6606]

If dave is the reader, and it's DavexReader. Then it's DavexDave, narcissism much?

[@siyrups8273]

Life Myth Animations CONSPIRACY

[@sierralane1314]

Lmao XD

[@sillygrilly]

*LOVE YOURSELF...*

[@hummingvoid7824]

Selfcest

[@superrsquid]

Gayyyyy hehe

[@alderart3992]

Idk what was better: David's reaction and effects to the fanfict. Or The amount of laughter that I produced. Either way, this video was worth making! Lol

[@maxiwaxipads]

Your answer is or

[@Ahoykatieee]

"I didn't care about the movie. Dave was much better than a movie." Obviously that's why I subscribed.

[@Skelington911]

“I do not want kids, full stop.” Me: *Tears up adoption papers and cries in a corner*

[@HaifaaAmni]

😭😭😭😭

[@juniperpace4804]

@Boyinaband YO COME ADOPT THEM

[@areeba1492]

@@juniperpace4804 lol😂😂

[@ccappa2001]

:(

[@annieMcAnnie]

I should go to bed, but here I am, My only weakness, content from David fucking brown.

[@robinbobbin75155]

lol

[@Blake-cr5ws]

omg xd

[@andianne1197]

*METAL problems*

[@janetmartinez7592]

suga's fan **sighs**

[@trashy.koneko7217]

Same

[@saniyakhan2439]

😿🤟

[@micherj99]

"metal illnesses........ 🤘" *I* *LOST* *IT*

[@bellrayx]

"What's your name?" "YES/NO" "....What?" "Yeah, I had weird parents." "..Had?" "HAD. >:D"

[@SagaRydberg]

hahaha i love this

[@owolis3013]

I can already imagine the back story lol

[@shrub5770]

LMAO, I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

[@dealusion]

PLEASE I'M DYING

[@15.dhritiagrawal56]

*cue tragic backstory and trauma from being bullied for having a weird name and going to the mental asylum for killing parents for giving their child a weird name*

[@florcheng3852]

the girl had pretty *EYE COLOR* eyes and *HAIR COLOUR* hair

[@trinlove2867]

iwantdeathokaythanks I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR AN ARMY COMMENT YAY NAMJIN ARMY I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PICC

[@Fanrose2475]

Trin Love Army is gay xd

[@user-ml6pm4ve3o]

Why did you just spell it two different ways

[@insidiousvim2679]

7:52 "Anything a bit mor- Ooo murder!"

[@MsKeziana]

"whats your name?" YES NO.

[@kaylaagnia7746]

THATS WHAT I THOUGHT LMAOOO

[@whisperingwolf5451]

Nobody: Nobody at all: Dave: **dreamily sigh** BRENDON URIE

[@WanderingOutside]

I told my husband that " hey Dave doesn't want kids either! " And he replied "of course not he's got all that hair to take care of". Got me laughing. :P

[@LesbiansMarie]

Omg XDDD

[@kirra3842]

haha wait true story?

[@elia_bellia4966]

Ha!

[@thesilentalien6713]

Angela Becker thats so funny

[@TheAnat001]

After putting the video online, Dave closes down his computer and falls on the ground. "When you think of it, he's right" he starts saying to his cat. "I'll never be as big as pewdiepie".

[@kirikakirikakirika]

Y/N: Hey, babe. Do you like the name ... Mayu? Dave: Mayu think of getting an abortion?

[@beatle4-117]

"That's enough fanfic. I should probably end this video." So that's exactly what I did.

[@leila9194]

Pregnant after just 3 month of dating? Something went terribly wrong

[@Gguyrules]

maybe an alien abduction, maybe time travel...you new know =P.

[@A_Strawberry]

leila9194 😂😂😂

[@jadeamulet2339]

Probably not his

[@scyraandr6a5g1e5]

VAMPIRE BABY

[@elliwesishawkins4799]

"I want them to know about you... and the baby!" "we've been together for 4 months!" *facepalms* idk what to say.... I just don't even know.....

[@thomaschadwick1557]

IDK. But still...I had a trust in Dave about that he knows the condoms and anti-pregnancy pills and this stuff :D But...but...no, he don't know. Now I understand the "Don't Stay in School" video! :D

[@elliwesishawkins4799]

Thomas Chadwick it wasn't so much about knowing about condoms or anything, its just the idea that in such little time sex would've happened. where did building a relationship go? I didnt even introduce my boyfriend to my parent till about 2 months in because of how often my sister is like "yeah I'm dating this guy" and a week later shes single and what not and idk just 4 months is not enough time to just start fucking. I know i sound like a stingy dont-have-sex 30 year old, but I'm actually 17 and still get annoyed at that. pregnancy lasts 9 months and it just blows me away that people get pregnant at a time where the actual pregnancy is twice as long as they had been dating up to that point. just....ugh

[@iateyourmomspussy.........6700]

lol you can tell the person who wrote that is like 13. At that point only dating for 4 months and already knocked up one of you will be unfaithful and thinking about bouncing tf otta.

[@Wild-Moonchild]

Funny

[@whothe_hell_isthis7391]

elliwesis hawkens I wrote a fan fic not about Boyinaband but the two characters got married after a month and a half together 😋😋

[@v1txl]

"Dave was better than a movie" *DaMn RiGHt*

[@k.sharma6104]

SuBsCrIbE Also i love your pfp

[@Ami_E_Bowen]

"Do people think all British people have magic powers or something?" Well, don't you? Don't ruin my dreams with reality!

[@quillhuman6422]

I can drink 10 cups of tea straight, does that count?

[@lebruhfox146]

Prickly Cactus of course it does

[@coolestguyever2594]

Whats your name? *YES NO*

[@LesbiansMarie]

My name is *M A Y B E*

[@Fanrose2475]

Je mappelle *PREFER NOT TO ANSWER*

[@anoinks6511]

Je suis Sometimes agree

[@katherinegarlock2249]

I can just imagine the authors' reactions as he reads their writings.

[@xdboohoo]

Oof

[@forgottenkoopaling9534]

*cringing intensifies*

[@FuzBrain]

I almost feel like I need to make a stupid and funny fanfic, to make up for all of the self harm and rape-y fics.

[@sidekiqs1965]

Please do.

[@softgender]

Do it. Wash out the bad crap with good crap.

[@fighterlm7]

yes. plz

[@thatcanadianmanectric8458]

I NEED TO READ THESE CRAPPY FANFICS OMFG

[@jellygishh]

im crying at the way he reads this because one i read a while ago just went "and he ordered (FOOD)" and it really do be like that

[@jellygishh]

the fic: i locked my self in this room bc im suicidal and dont want to do anything stupid me: i locked myself in my room for the OPPosiTe rEAsoN

[@jellygishh]

i am so uncomfortable but also this is the best video ive ever seen

[@alecody]

"I'll never be as big as PewDiePie, I grab my favourite razor blade" "I think that's enough fanfic"

[@-csotanypure-5106]

I like that ending

[@AshieASMR]

What else can you expect from Wattpad Those little shits are depressed af.

[@rottingsword]

Irene The Omega hue hue hue Yeah

[@horrorterrorharvey]

You think that’s bad, try reading fan fiction of emo bands on there, they slice their wrists up every five minutes

[@rottingsword]

elle shyte Oh my God, yeah. There are also the ones where the girl has 40 mental disorders and tried to kill herself like 12 times throughout the story. I’m fine with a character who is depressed but please do it right, wattpadders! Honestly, the most common fanfiction type is JACKCEPTICEYE DEPRESSION CURE SO SAD And I’m like WHAT IF YOU’RE A CONFIDENT ASS BISH WHO TAKES THE WORLD BY SURPRISE WHERE TO THEY GET FANFIC? I’m not confident, I just want them to read relatable fanfic! 😂😂

[@ughnotyouagain9042]

"David fucking brown"

[@BramVanhooydonck]

#DavidFuckingBrown

[@Itsjustjord]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qmS9dHl-l7idY5o&lc=z13oib1zzrz2zlrni23tez5wxnuucvibu04

[@florianjager1380]

It's a thing!

[@rpsgrayfox]

I did not expect any of this 😓

[@hansijawns]

David Fucking Brown Son!

[@dancedanceawayfrommeidontl2890]

I feel so bad for famous people. They have to deal with fandoms and shit like this

[@milk-iq4fd]

Well as a person who wants to become a musician, I feel as though you should just be prepared for shit like that, but I get why people would be uncomfortable by it.

[@komi-sanmustbeprotected5665]

I’d consider it an honour

[@carrots443]

fandoms and wattpad fanfics are good content

[@avivastudios2311]

Dave seems okay...

[@TwentyPaphonies]

I died at the "How is pragnant formed"

[@magiv4205]

pRAGANENANT?!?!?

[@artisticallyaesthetic5250]

Twenty Paphonies am I pregnuanant

[@dweebpatrol]

Can U get... PREGANTE

[@oldviridi6287]

how you get pregananant

[@fyrefrost1898]

Peegent

[@darkhighness]

Wow, this is wonderful. 1. David fucking brown 2. Panic! At The Disco 3. my life (wattpad) Perhaps I need a more fulfilling life.

[@Brooke-wj3hu]

you've forgotten "I'll never be as big as pewdiepie"

[@friendlyghost7781]

Me

[@superemillita2710]

I mean how can you not fall for YOUR NAME's eye color and hair color I mean come on Dave

[@rubywinchester9292]

Skyler Howard yeah I love (Y/N)'s (H/L), (H/C) hair. And your (E/C) eyes. They are so pretty.

[@sugamethisjinmethat992]

Boyinaband : "I'm pretty protective of my hair, it's pretty rare that I would allow anyone to touch it." Me : TheOdd1'sOut must of been special to him then. 😏

[@TwentyPaphonies]

Thank you so much for everything, because of "You Don't Legally Have To Go To School" my parents were finally convinced that it would be okay for me to go to sudbury school. So I'm leaving the hell hole that is my private school where we are all depressed because of how they treat us, and going somewhere where I might have a chance at thriving. Thank you for that.

[@stargirl7769]

Twenty Paphonies omfg i'm so happy for you (for convincing your parents to let you go to a sudbury school) !!

[@BloodHardCandy]

Twenty Paphonies congrats! |-/

[@MayaUnknown]

omg same!! you wont regret it at all

[@grahamburdick]

Liked this, hope he sees!

[@Autumnal_]

I hope you enjoy it!

[@howtodrawreallygood]

Dave Brown Fanfics are my favourite anime

[@nartufody4333]

Oliver Age 24 omg you inspire me to draw!!!-&))

[@sincearelove873]

Dude, I love your videos!

[@thespaceunigurl2229]

Hide those *PRE-TEEN EYES.*

[@Jai-il5ur]

But don't forget the *FOREHEADS*

[@skatertita]

Smut? Ok Make out? Ok Self harm? Uhmm ok... Baby? *OK NO I DREW A LINE AND YOU CROSSED IT*

[@swarajaggarwal]

Well I am both 13+ and 15+ so it should be fine 5min later: D: the hell just happened

[@erincollopy3175]

Honestly I'm thinking burn this all with fire but hey

[@meredithr9824]

With fanfiction, if the filth doesn't get you, the cringe will.

[@cinnabonbon]

Meredith Richardson xD so true

[@luluthecthulhu1454]

The editing had me fucking *wheezing*

[@lunarrabbit681]

same, but im sick so 90% of the video was a mix of wheezing/laughing/coughing

[@hannahgriffith7468]

David fucking Brown.

[@caitnolan2213]

Fan fic: were were gonna watch some ch- Dave: post apocalyptic sci fi movies

[@ilikescake4928]

My fanfic: I was walking down da street and saw dat guy from from boy in a band and I was like hi dat guy from boy in a band then I went home and watched some KZbin DA END

[@meowdyllic]

wow 5 stars

[@Its_sabribri]

He needs to pin this! 😂😂😂

[@gaydummy2845]

Made me cry, so emotional and full of life 100/5 man, I'll tell this to my grandchildren.

[@somename371]

UNBELIEVABLE, NEXT LEVEL WRITING RIGHT THERE! 😂

[@hxneyjello5334]

You have awesome writing skills XD

[@bayleyandbeckylynchfanhugg5778]

"Why are all these about self harm?!?!" **throws hands into air** WATTPAD

[@kornflakez1405]

6:02 "Uh- I'm pretty protective over my hair. It's pretty rare that I allow people to mess around with it." *_Flashback to James touching and sniffing Dave's hair in a recording booth from that one video from TheOdd1sOut_*

[@minty1174]

DUD same

[@press8704]

🤔🤔🤔

[@toosei4296]

@@tusvy eyyyyyyyyyyy

[@poshpa738]

CanisOrtiz James isn’t gay Dave isn’t gay so no they don’t have a chance I don’t ship it

[@saction5352]

@@tusvy NOOOOOOO

[@glsvcplw]

"Dave is better than the movie." D A M N R I G H T

[@callmealx]

Y'ALL MET 2 SECONDS AGO

[@m4n4h1l]

“Somehow I don’t think that my audience would support me in that choice” Damn right 😂

[@mcr5truther]

fandom trash I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PICTUREEE

[@jacksona1049]

“He started drooling ... oH the cat started drooling” hahaha I’m literally dying of laughter 😂🤣🤣😂

[@bingus.boingus]

But most importantly: *DAVID FRICKING BROWN*

[@sabimussen]

"YOUR NAME!" got me laughing.

[@cupcakeslayer9122]

I know most KZbinrs find Fanfiction a crunch and creepy, but I wish more of them read these cause their reactions are hilarious haha!

[@ivetterodriguez1994]

Wattpad is alright if you look at like poetry, horror, and most of all the other genres. But fanfic can also not be extremely dirty, make the main character be suicidal, have the plot go by to quickly or drag along, or be badly written. There are definitely some good writers and stories on the site, it just seems not as popular for some reason.

[@nattiilish5692]

Unlike you, this just made me feel weird and uncomfortable for some reason

[@b1ahb1ah]

He should write his *own* fanfic XD

[@grey2859]

Watching people read their own fanfics makes me glad I'm not a celebrity...

[@leecoleman2402]

I also thought it was cute that Dave's cat drilled when it was happy. *constructing a wardrobe*

[@haileya3091]

Stryke Quazar PHAN IS HERE

[@_a_ce]

Stryke Quazar constructing Crib

[@micherj99]

HELP I ACCIDENTALLY BUILD A SHELF

[@StormbladeViper]

Holy shit I've just started watching this and I'm literally dying of cringe in anticipation of the fanfiction. Because WattPad. Y'know. Edit: Jesus christ.

[@painterwithpens7299]

Stormblade Viper, That's why you read a chapter rate it and (if bad) never look back!

[@minty1174]

Same I read the title and said to myself " this should be interesting"

[@ryuudasqurrel7364]

@@painterwithpens7299 or the first 'paragraph' and if you can actually understand it and it not being one run-on sentence full of 'ands,' or, worse 'Then i did this. then i went to this. then i did that.'

[@evasoulja]

Many things have been good today. *YOUR NAME* *EYE COLOR HAIR COLOR* *YOU OKAY?!*

[@keishaanna]

Dave should be a narrator for a National Geographic show

[@nitya8708]

WorthShades lol

[@ziplocbaggy]

OH CRAP HE FOUND HE FOUND WATTPAD.... HIDE THE SMUT I REPEAT HIDE. THE. SMUT.

[@lopevi6969]

wait do you like hamilton (i think thats what ur username is refrencing idk??)

[@ziplocbaggy]

Lopevi; yepppp

[@bittermemories3132]

HIDE THE SMUT. HIDE THE LEMONS. KEEP THE FLUFF, FANFIC ON THE RIGHT.

[@idkglasses]

OH SHIT HE ALREADY FOUND ALL OF IT! RUN FOR YOUR LIFES I TELL YOU RUN!

[@misspeggyschuyler4808]

baguette- hamifan

[@cassandrajones9339]

"I'll never be as big as Pewdiepie" D E A D

[@SquidFiction]

My bff and I were watching this together and she fell a part at that! I had to wait half an hour before she finally stopped laughing so we could watch the rest :D

[@Ghdkgifhfhdh3]

call lifealert ive fallen and i cant get up

[@slynosiscoolnamemcgee3876]

Atlαѕ- Z CANT GET UP fallen AND I CANT GET UP

[@JamieFawn17]

Wondering if someone has a fanfic of the Pewds saying something similar?😂 If not, someone should get on that😂

[@commiebastard351]

Press F to pay respects

[@thisisthelukas]

Coming back to this video, hearing him say, "Thanks for clarifying the layout of the house" friggen cracks me up.

[@lynx2019]

Fanfic: "Soon the line moved and I was inside." Dave: "*blushes* Wow, it goes that quickly?" Me: "I didn't realize he made those kinds of jokes."

[@Nocteul]

OH MY GOD-

[@minecraftroksiak3306]

I don't get it.

[@izzy_wizzy6365]

@@minecraftroksiak3306 I don’t get it either

[@dealusion]

I LITERALLY SCREECHED WHEN HE SAID THAT

[@brookemalfoy7530]

@@dealusion WHAT TIME FRAME?

[@freyafisher1074]

I got second hand discomfort

[@dweebpatrol]

That's just discomfort

[@amy-zv2cf]

Do you mean second hand embarrassment because if so, I got that too.

[@kieragreeff2542]

Hey Dave, how's it going with *YOur NAME*

[@guacamolefartsauce5934]

Jinglesdakitten I think you mean YES NO.

[@Cavemanfromthepast]

I heard they have a baby on the way

[@user-dm7xe4ty1y]

I heard that they had a baby with EYE COLOR eyes and HAIR COLOR hair

[@plastic_phish]

Why do they always put y/n, when they can structure the sentence so they don't need to say the person's name at all?

[@mayu9025]

"Metal illness" I was drinking coffee and it came back through my nose fml

[@HighOnCaffine9623]

Leroy Jones Metal Illness, I guess you could say...they got down with the sickness....

[@gingercore69]

Leroy Jones would metal illnes be a heavy metal poisoning? or the iron in your blood getting rusty?

[@haydencriss7709]

Lol same

[@fardareismai4495]

The second hand embarrassment is real lol😂. Props to you for remaining that calm and collected.

[@ehmajieasymodo]

"*TW:Rape(iguessbutnotreally)*" Um... that's a great way to start a story.

[@tabbit8115]

Ikr!

[@niandralades3661]

Judge: Did you rape this woman? Criminal: yea i guess..? not really

[@meurieka]

I've been binge-watching Dave for hours. He's so damn likeable!

[@jjbittenbinder7849]

Eurieka Ikr

[@haileyturner8219]

Eurieka ikrrrrr

[@yusefedwardsproductions2148]

with mi videos

[@Mameyaro]

I was watching while eating peanuts and he read "But if I had left you there you would have gotten *STOMPED ON* ." And for some reason that made me laugh so hard a peanut got lodged in my throat and I had a coughing fit for about a half an hour.

[@lupusincidus]

You okay? xD

[@Mameyaro]

I'm fine now lol, but I was slightly bothered by something stuck in my throat for a while.

[@ashthechainsmoker2309]

If it makes you feel any better, i had to take a solid twenty minute break to finish the video after almost swallowing my smoke.

[@lupusincidus]

Well I mean that's completely understandable xD Glad you're okay though xD :) I nearly choked on my drink laughing so you're not alone in the near-choking xD

[@lupusincidus]

+AshTheChainsmoker o.o ...yet another reason not to smoke! An extra health risk of swallowing it XDD

[@XieLiansHat]

There was no Roomie x Dave 0/10, wouldn't recommend

[@user-dm7xe4ty1y]

1:56 I died at “EYECOLOR EYES, AND HAIR COLOR HAIR” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌

[@onyxplayz7659]

ik lol

[@AS-tf1pk]

i was falling apart the whole videos

[@violetm3022]

sk8r that’s so funny