I Took FAKE P*rcs...

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In todays video, I talk about the time I took fake percs with some friends. I hope you enjoy, and remember to never do percs!
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[@jamarcusjackson3102]

He knew the perc was fake but he still ate it cuz he's a goblin

[@unclebug35]

It’s funny cause the same thing happened to me last week when I found 2 forgotten ladder pressies. I watch it crumble and still munched that shit down as if I had the munchies

[@DobbinsFitness]

BC IM A GOBLIN AGHHGHHH!!

[@brylinpeterson2468]

He’s a super goblin

[@raceschmidt1306]

😂

[@tylerw7256]

@@unclebug35 bro how do you MUNCH the pressies?! Absolute menace.

[@brickbybrick4692]

favorite gobby quote of all time: “sober me would not have made that decision, but me after a couple drinks, some weed and some CoCaine i’ll make a lotta decisions”

[@rezsas6198]

Same 😭😭

[@patrickmcpartland1398]

Have to keep it 4 drinks or under. You get the 5th in me, and we're not stopping, and I'm finding a ball lol

[@D3L3T3]

True

[@lulsouthside6669]

worddd

[@trapabar19]

Bro I work in Bloomington and I can totally attest to this!! If you’re ever around there let me know if you are so we can kick it! I can get ahold of anything.

[@CeejFlows]

Goblin: “yeah I won’t do meth or heroin.” Also Goblin: “but when he presented the percs I was intrigued”

[@breachperplex8846]

You know pure heroin isn’t actually that bad I’ve since gone to rehab and quit all drugs but heroin was way to enjoyable which was very surprising to me not saying anyone should try this drug but aye for people wonder :/ stick to weed kids

[@samuelpancake4084]

Peer pressure

[@Xannyphantom905]

Meth and heroin is not the same as oxy.

[@ticktock4996]

​@@Xannyphantom905trueeee

[@loydanderson-pak2586]

​@@Xannyphantom905capp if youve done both you'd know they feel they exact same. Oxy is more stimulating that is it

[@austinkotz9233]

Fuckin love you goblin, feels like we came up and got to this point together man, we’ve all grown together living our regular every day lives linked together by all this content from you gob, thank you.

[@tofer980]

real.

[@_kuhnn]

faxx bro

[@AJBuddha]

We have

[@ggt9993]

Any plugs in indiana

[@joelang2953]

@@ggt9993yeah butt plugs

[@marcost6848]

Hey Goblin, just wanted to let you know that I come from a family of drug and alcohol abuse, and I’m currently going through some addiction myself. I discovered you last year and your videos have honestly brought me comfort and the feeling that I’m not in this fight alone. Your storytelling is amazing and most of all inspiring, thank you for your content. I Binged your videos and i will say sober Goblin is the best goblin, keep it up you got this brotha you came a long way 🙌. This video was definitely another hoot and a holler for sure.

[@Pendejo_prodigy_productions]

I’m sorry to hear that man, I believe u got this this, I wish you the best of luck w everything bro

[@legacyomegle7396]

Hope you overcome whatever you're going through, bro. ❤

[@jadenkinnett8981]

You on the yerks too?

[@jinxx_z5125]

@@jadenkinnett8981 oerky yerky gertky

[@bingusenjoyer197]

man for me as a former addict these videos bring me back to wanting to do drugs, and not even drugs that i used to do, just any drug in general be it heroin, crack, etc… the stories just bring me back to the first good few times hanging with my friends taking prescription oxys when i had no tolerance.

[@juliankurtz4612]

The timing. The timing of this man is simply exquisite.

[@BlazEvil444]

Just got home after sipping some rona’s cheers boys

[@ggt9993]

U know a plug in indiana

[@ExtendedRelease]

@@BlazEvil444 sippin rn cheers

[@lewisisdaman]

@@ggt9993 who doesn't..... Sheeeeeet

[@ggt9993]

@@lewisisdaman help me plz lmao

[@willplanchon4167]

I was severely addicted to these blue fenterks for around the last four months. during the 4 months I was on them, I tried to quit probably 3 times before I got the habit under me. The feeling you got from these was so calming and blissful and it felt like a warm blanket was all over your body. Withdrawls from these things were so brutal and included being cold and hot at the same time, throwing up, aching, restless legs, 3+ sleepless nights. It was hell and I don't wish it upon anyone.

[@ChooJap_]

How did you get all the way thru ?

[@billlumbergh9251]

Omg I just got over that addiction. Brutal. I hate those counterfeit pills. Don't ever take them.

[@kaianu7808]

@@ChooJap_ I personally had to go to rehab twice and was fortunate enough to have a dad that kinda still gives a shit with his tricare from military, but look for clinics that offer suboxone or methodone if you cant get yourself into at least a 7 day treatment place, after that work on changing your enviroment and making a schedule. I went in after a year of use, forgot how the high felt, then lost everything I ever owned after a month clean then coming back to relapse. I decided I needed to leave the city, not like a choice as a homeless, but being around new stuff worked better than the rehab, meetings and routines combined

[@funnycatvideos5490]

Use KRATOM To detox but then get off It because it can be just as addictive

[@rxwilson]

The same exact shit happened to me word for word. The cold sweats were insane it felt like that one scene from Howl's Moving Castle. One month clean now doing good.

[@jshotftw]

been tuning into gobs videos for years this man don’t miss always got a good hoot n holler for the people

[@psycho_isaucyy8887]

Same here since 2018 baby

[@emil3458]

​@@michaelmarzullo5722nah

[@fopal-gang7108]

Half his stories are fiction kid

[@calebworm7855]

“But I didn’t think I was solo and that was the magic of it” 😂😂😂

[@SnackFoodOSRS]

Goblin said, “knew the perc was fake, still ate it cause I’m a gremlin”

[@HLLWRLD-vc6lu]

underated comment

[@chrisrosa6628]

"cause im a goblin"

[@djtanikgotbeatz]

I don’t think I’ve ever heard a storyteller keep such constant consistent energy every time he talks it’s insane.

[@6houlsrevenge349]

i thought the same rhing i feel like ues coked up lmaoo

[@djtanikgotbeatz]

@@6houlsrevenge349 oh wow I never even thought of that shah coke is his goto thoigh so maybe ahah

[@jackallen2887]

After considerate investigation, the phenomenon of Goblin's perfectly timed uploads, has been reasoned to be that we all just smoke way to fucking much

[@Bdup8]

“We were in the crib up for three days talkin to shadow people having a hoot and a holler solo but it didn’t seem like it and that’s the magic of it”. This is active addiction at its finest, lord have mercy on our vital organs😂

[@thomaslalonde2118]

Goblin has been killing it with the uploads recently, cheers !

[@relif.8937]

just hope they stay consistent

[@tofer980]

@@relif.8937 this dude just jinxed it, shows over

[@ggt9993]

Any plugs in indiana

[@emersonconstable5448]

This man really came in at a perfect perfect time

[@night_shift_]

I don even smoke no more I just snot some coke

[@whoswho1233]

"You gotta throw a couple bucks in the slots, it's part of the culture" - a professional gambler

[@seriousdrippage3712]

I’m a new and young guy getting into weed and I feel like Gob just leads me by the hand with the best story times and advice. Genuinely feels like the older stoner brother I’ve never had thanks bro😂😂

[@loopgodjohansen]

Stay safe.

[@baconbball4482]

Frfr stay safe its very subtle to slip into the fein mindset

[@HPsawus]

Keep traction don’t become a fiend & have fun

[@rabbidcow2135]

If you smoke all the time it stops bangin the brain the same so refrain from the strain.

[@kcmicofficial6412]

Stay away from opiates and benzos brother

[@Bignarfin]

gobby got me numbing the pain with these stories

[@crvz7834]

kankakee from that one king von song

[@prestinirichh4748]

The Gobstopper with perfect timing as always 🍯

[@TorinMizenko]

Man, your videos make me happier than anything else on KZbin. And even in bad times, Gob makes it better. You’re the best!

[@uno0z]

bruh you the homie been watching for like 5 years whenever u drop a video im on that shit immediately thank you for all the good memories over the years, all love bro

[@peebonboobalowski9828]

MERCH

[@jamesrosales1631]

MERCHH

[@will-je2ms]

immaculate timing as always gob this one's a true banger

[@abrahamlincoln1600]

A real hoot and a holler (if you will)

[@BeastSlayer636]

Gobby always dropping while I’m at work and I’m here for it much love🔥

[@ArmyJake]

I live an hour West of Chicago and it’s so funny hearing him talk about Illinois

[@stephenpaul7499]

I have lived a very sheltered life. I enjoy living vicariously through these stories.

[@safetravels3734]

Insidious timing as always, was just looking for something to get faded to

[@MassHysterics]

Likewise

[@zwischendurundmoll3968]

I recommend friends... Getting High alone often is the beginning of disaster, speaking from experience...

[@Analog_Momo]

Cheers bro 👌💨

[@smokeymountainstoner2671]

Cause you're always getting high, we all are. Cmon man I'm tired of this one comment being top, or are we all just so fucked up that we forgot we liked the last one?

[@rea280]

@@zwischendurundmoll3968 got high asf off a cart by myself (second time using THC 5 blinkers) and I had to use phycological techniques like reminding myself to breathe in and out and saying comforting shit to myself so my head wouldn’t blow up 😭I could literally feel my brain expanding and contracting and my heart was racing so ridiculously fast but I couldn’t feel it unless I put my hand on my chest.

[@chadbarnett8140]

This was my first time listening to your stories and damn bro you’re one hell of a good story teller. It was like I was there for the party busting down the perkys with ya.

[@ahrma1385]

It’s always a good night when goblin uploads a banger story time🔥❤🔥

[@lambolinguini]

Or a good morning

[@Milo-sw7en]

LMAOOO they used gobby as a test dummy to try the yerkss! Goblin stay ready to crash out 😭😭

[@mrmakeithappen2624]

Nahh deadass 😭😭

[@thedumbshitpodcast5901]

Ayy just coming down from a killer shroom trip thanks for the perfect timing as always big ups 🙏🙏 cant wait for this hoot and holler

[@FetusFight]

Goblin I’m here with you went through fentanyl for to years after messing around with drugs like you did. Glad we are alive, safe, and happy

[@ABMUndead]

"We were having a Hoot solo, But I didn't think I was solo" Brother 💀

[@milxss]

After seeing this vid in my feed it completely unlocked a memory that I never knew I had. I oded in November on what I thought was xans but after reading the word ‘perc’ I instantly remembered what happened and where I was when I was found. I hadn’t even taken any xans that night, just fake percs apparently. Trippy asf up until just now I had no recollection of what happened, who I was with, or where I was. Some scary shit

[@aidanpiccuirro1840]

idk where youre from, but i remember near me when the fent xans started blowing up in philly, my plugs sister OD and died after eating just one bar

[@Stephen85]

The first time I got heroin that was cut with fent I nodded off and fell asleep while standing up in the kitchen cooking lunch. My pops woke me up mad as hell. That stuff is just to strong.

[@rea280]

@@Stephen85 you can’t fight it either 😂

[@yes-pj4br]

@@aidanpiccuirro1840 thats scary as fuck

[@caleb9669]

@@Stephen85 damn, hope you manage too quit bro

[@strawhelm1821]

so much of your content reminds me of me and my boys coming up. I love hearing you hire you community to help with merch, love to see it keep gobbin.

[@stephenacosta905]

Goblin rlly is super relateable

[@duckytof]

Literally if you grew up in a dirt poor shit hole of a town you can basically relate to half if not most of these it gives me a sense of comfort that others have lived it

[@yankeedoodle1194]

bro I feel like hearing goblin as a new viewer is wild, my man is telling a story about fake percs and the first half is just about him illegally driving while coked out. Im so used to at this point I don't question at all why goblin wouldn't be just coked out driving on a sus license.

[@twoworldsin1]

As someone who's lived in Decatur that place deserves its own Goblin story lol. It'd be like the season finale of Goblin stories

[@erickgalarza6791]

perfect timing im drunk asfk just vibing to goblin 😭😭

[@margo406]

RIGHTTT

[@shjmo]

@@margo406 damn bruh i got too drunk n threw up 😭 but this upload blessed fr

[@yungbanshee7651]

Same

[@Ghostgirl66603]

Greatest stories to listen to under the influence of any substance XD definitely is what id consider "ole reliable" when the boys pass the remote during a getting geeked sesh. It's a hoot & without a doubt, a holler. Itd be a blessing to colab on a story

[@jordan2735]

I don’t even do drugs but I can’t stop listening to your crazy ass stories. You’re hilarious dude.

[@kenzowatchin]

I watch his videos every time I start to sober up lol

[@maxgarcia9829]

Bro's description of all the small towns in Illinois and the slot parlors is so fucking on point

[@elidad5645]

GOBLIN I LOVE THE PILL VIDS THEY ALWAYS MY FAVORITE 💀😂 so funny and interesting

[@710nathan4]

💯

[@pepticheese3265]

was in the middle of rewatching the back catalogue, recent uploads be bussin keep it up!

[@calebnorth9061]

Aye bro I appreciate you for telling this story high key bc sum like this happened to me and I’ve always felt like shit about it but now I don’t feel as bad 😂

[@babysniper10]

Lmao goblin got me when he said if grandma dies on Tuesday your not catching a flight till Thursday 🤣

[@nickblanco5790]

BO3 Giant map holds a special place in my heart 🖤

[@bn9969]

Fr got Me wanting to get High n play dis shit

[@Jx10x]

"Me after a couple drinks, some weed and some cocaine...Ya I'll make alot of decisions" hahaha lmao

[@XRT818]

“I was solo but I didn’t think I was solo that was the magic” 😂

[@footba11fan41ife]

“We got dope money!” Is one of the funniest things ever 😂😂😂

[@BulletAgario]

Gob always has the chillest community

[@tazz8310]

+1

[@loubrado]

lol they started gettin the nod.thats when you know u high asf off perks,"they physically wasn't able to return the dap"Goblin lmao i felt that

[@BulletC12]

Dont think they let ya have the first one outta kindness😂😂

[@thxricxlegaming]

This is 100% a suburban classic another hoot n a holler let's go 🔥🔥

[@puginator2711]

Straight up diabolical timing as always

[@josephtapia5047]

I finally get it, perfect timing I really needed this gob. Love you.

[@MoparRapom]

Welcome to it 😂🔥

[@randomer-gp5uk]

The pain watching him grab the max and not reload

[@Vortex_Feedz]

that hurts.

[@ChloeCodiene]

Also I love the idea for your new merch. I've always loved how you interact with your fans gob

[@ChaarGrilled]

Nice name 😂

[@Oatmilk345]

Had a real stressful day but thanks gob u saved it ❤

[@Jpellz47]

Gob this was such a banger and I’ve totally been here before…😫 you deff coulda OD’d this night and I’m so glad you’re still here 🙏🏼 what a HOOT though 💪😂

[@chrisolsen7828]

The M10s are pink Brody

[@user-he9ju9ej7g]

He said perc 10’s not Roxy’s

[@chrisg1663]

"no my boy, we were sitting in the crib up for three days talking to shadow people my boy. We were having a hoot, Solo..." Lmfao funniest thing I've heard this year.

[@otrsmokey3381]

Goblin yo vids go crazy always a hoot and a holler 🔥

[@Goblinghoulz]

"Up for 3 days talking to shadow people ma boy" bruuuuh lmaoo. I'm a email you for sure tho. I think youd like the graphics I got ready

[@beau5434]

Another banger goblin perfect timing as always

[@phoebejensen2880]

LMAOOOO not me being from Kankakee 😭😂 you described it here perfectly lol

[@Koah06]

Goblin videos always make the days better

[@jabbertab]

Now this, this is the definition of perfect timing

[@markbowman2923]

Goblin underrated, he dead ass the best storyteller I’ve come across on KZbin 😂💪🏼

[@HammondCR]

blud thought he was percocet pete 😭😭

[@Snowzzz37]

Gob the pressed pill president

[@phrogstan9584]

its not even the timing i just naturally go on here whenever im faded af

[@ogcivil]

goblin always coming in clutch🔥

[@dbonechis]

I had a near-fatal fent OD on the 16th, survived by pure luck. Recovery's been unpleasant

[@sterlingthrift1354]

Your truly a fucking master storyteller goblin, and a cool fucking dude, the way you word shit and come up with funny shit on the spot is dope, and your videos always make me laugh my ass off no matter what 😂

[@localklansman]

I got the notification for this video while I was smoking my first bowl of the night. Perfect timeing as always

[@HiBitches124]

Gob with another perfect time degen banger🔥

[@chacegibbs6126]

I swear this stories just hit different tbh

[@bigd9038]

PERFECT TIMING AS ALWAYS

[@man4536]

I swear goblin got unlimited bangers😭

[@psilocyb]

Bro goblin thank you, this content is so fucking immaculate I love you bro :))

[@annona718]

God damn the timing this time is NEAR perfect I'm on tons of some of the most fire acid and juusssst coming down to reality rn

[@zltoasterst467]

Thank god my plug got the real percs 😭

[@MoparRapom]

6:58 Goblin descriptions of people be deadly accurate tho😭💀

[@charmustdiee]

goblin on that demon timing

[@jarredray7110]

This man speaks with such a prophetic love of drugs that I think only Hunter Thompson can rival🤣😭💯

[@jaebrowne6780]

Never ever do fety if you don't have to trust me I wouldn't wish this bullshit on nobody I barely started doing it last month after having a pretty severe opioid addiction but this took it to another level I'm doing like ,4-5 a day losing track of time kept walking into my roommates room while they slept and came back to reality as I open there door shit is so weird now I'm 4 days cleans and cannot stop throwing up body fluids but I guess you can't take the good without the bad 😔 that's life

[@13smiley77]

whenever im really sent and bored Gob always comes in with a video to watch

[@seanerz.]

Perfect timing, I just pushed my grandma down the stairs so she could get that xan script

[@IAmToDd6691]

For the trauma I’m assuming? Lol

[@g59jdk]

💀

[@brandon6669]

Alprazolam is not a pain medicine

[@IAmToDd6691]

@@brandon6669 yeah that’s what I was gonna say. The only think I could think of was for the trauma of being pushed.

[@Binary_Bloom]

bro the gameplay is so nostalgic brings back so many memories

[@trev970]

Love goblins videos. BUT EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE NARCAN EVEN IF YOU DON'T USE, it can save a loved ones or a strangers life!

[@baileycass939]

ay❤ gobby wit anotha BANGER🎉

[@DobbinsFitness]

Banger story with some OG bo3 zombies. Life’s good. Hope ur having a great night gob.

[@robertdomergue1946]

Took a cod break to get high and this just came out perfect timing ✨

[@hunterhastings5102]

Goblin has been uploading so much I’m behind on videos, what a good problem to have when you’re baked

[@jordanlloyd42]

Just dropped acid for the first time, impeccable timing gob

[@lukepriestley4208]

Crazy timing just smoked my last bit of crack

[@turboshazed7370]

Time to re up for the third time today

[@afkxo1662]

Was in the shower and had to leave the shower to watch yet another banger

[@thepixelbeatz]

That cod gameplay was strangely nostalgic bro I don't know why 😅😂

[@user-vq6ym6qg4j]

have to put my dog down and other stressful shit but your vids always come at the perfect time, much love g

[@duckytof]

Sorry for ya loss g

[@nicholasmodeste4533]

Cheersingtin to this video goblin foreal I relate so much it was too late when I figured out what those m30s really are… and like always impeccable timing brother

[@KS-gi9uv]

Laced opiates killed my brother earlier this year and ripped me and my mom and dad’s whole world apart. The world has one less beautiful soul and hardworking community member. It’s just a whole different thing to be holding your big bro who you’ve always idolized in your arms after finding him face down trying to give cpr unable to fathom what is happening and trying to be strong for him and your mom since your the only ones there for him in the end of his life. I’m not tryin to tell people how to live their lives but too many legitimately don’t know how risky the street market is nowadays. If this shit was as bad as it is when I was in high school most ppl I know who used shit would probably be dead. PLEASE Take care of yourselves you have people who love you more than you probably know. I don’t know you guys but I would love to share a listening ear if I ever can. Love you all, there is always so much more in life to discover. Be safe and love your people unconditionally… ❤