I took fake Xanax & went on a rampage

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In todays video, I talk about taking fake xanax. Do not take any xanax unless you are prescribed it. Enjoy!
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[@TheGBLN]

I hope you guys enjoy the video! Pull up to my Twitch later tonight for a GTA 4 stream (and very frequent streams) - www.twitch.tv/gbln420

[@Logan_Murray]

Yes

[@johnedward7187]

Goblin ur my daddy

[@dickiebutt9517]

Besides your comment.

[@aaronrimer4250]

Gta 4 steams are always a Hoot and a holler

[@trevorizotic]

Gobby 😩

[@sumairi5005]

“I would go into a rage off the xans every now and then, well not a full on rage like RAHHHH” - Goblin 2022

[@uninicornjoe3350]

bro xan rage is def a real thing🤣

[@Daveeeeeeyhowyoudoing]

@@uninicornjoe3350 yep, it made me lose my best friend, he was horribly addicted and got to the point where he got 3 felonies in a single night.

[@sebastiencarriere813]

@@Daveeeeeeyhowyoudoing damn

[@gabe7763]

Bro I was dying at that part

[@b-rad3173]

I was just about to type this comment out lmao

[@braxtonmatlock2670]

“I told him I had a gun” best moment from gob yet

[@Newo-tr7cw]

Goblin you should consider making a life story video/serires or like video of chronological events of every big things thats happened to you (ie getting kicked out rehab coke chronicles) and just explain the different parts of ur life/what you have been through

[@DExFounder]

bro that would be dope asf

[@jacobr9623]

he already kinda did

[@Alex-vm6ef]

100% agreed, I'd watch it all if he made it in parts. I've been a fan for years and would love to hear even some extended revisiting of many old stories. It would be great to get everything in chronological order too.

[@rsk6929]

Or even making a playlist that lists them in chronological order

[@Newo-tr7cw]

@@jacobr9623 what vid?

[@presleymoore5468]

Gob will never run out of stories cus once he has he can just redo them like he does his old ones. We as his fans are so loyal we’ll rewatch an old story just for the absolute hoot n hollers that occur

[@vidm3952]

True that 😂

[@cgottabag7654]

I sometimes check and watch videos every few months . Use too watch this guy in like 2015 man😂

[@yomomma..]

Jus shows how easily fooled y’all are 💀 these stories r mid at best

[@presleymoore5468]

@@yomomma.. ur mid

[@and______]

@@yomomma.. least obvious troll

[@SanchitC]

The equivalent of taking the gas station edibles, Goblin is truly one of us

[@j.preston7541]

Convenience store edibles near me are fire 🔥

[@gottgesandt]

Honest question, how could gas station edibles be bad when they're packaged? Aren't they literally the same you can get anywhere else?

[@OGxGoku]

what state are you in that sells edibles at the gas station wtf. needa move out there

[@BrandoGee]

@@gottgesandt don’t know, I’m in California got edibles from a smoke shop, my friends heart was racing at 100mph and he was freaking out, I was completely fine until I passed out unconscious standing up, broke 6 teeth and have a bump on my forehead til this day from it, that said no gas stations are not regulated please do not buy fake edibles 🙏

[@pompouspunk]

@@BrandoGee proof or it didnt happen

[@Shaalyahoppie]

Watching this at 4:11am while smoking and sad cause my mom lost our cat again for the 5th time and I’m waiting for it to come back. Your videos be making feel better and give me a lot of serotonin! Love you goblin! (Update) She just came back to the house this morning like it was nothing lmao

[@ydhdhnjsix2543]

Watching this after failing drug test at 4:05 with my dog

[@crumpetsNskin]

Hope you find your cat bro

[@ExtendedRelease]

update?

[@Shaalyahoppie]

@@ExtendedRelease she literally just came back this morning, just now lmao

[@Shaalyahoppie]

@@crumpetsNskin thank man, she just came back to the house

[@xslexze386]

perfect timing, banger story for a nightcap, thanks goblin we love you

[@mrduke2118]

Question: does goblin do any Q&A's any more? I just found him. Been binge watching for days. I found him on the no jumper podcast a cpl weeks ago. Thanks. 🌿🌿

[@calebsarah9985]

Psychedelics are just an amazing discovery. It's quite fascinating how effective they are for depression and stress..saved my life.

[@Heisenberg-35]

Psychedelics definitely have potential to deal with health issues like anxiety and depression, I would like to try them but it's just hard to source out here.

[@Mattplumley.M]

I'm feeling the same way too. I put so much on my plate and it definitelv affects mv stress and anxietv levels

[@JoelMathew-qk1qh]

I was having this constant and unbearable anxiety because of university stress. Not until I came across Ted Winston, a very intelligent mycologist, He saved my life honestly.

[@anitaknothy7572]

Is he on insta?

[@JoelMathew-qk1qh]

He often interacts on insta, using the user below..

[@chromegnats]

Crazy shit. So glad I am completely removed from the drug game. Like you said, the fact that pressies are common and accepted is beyond fucked. When all that started I began making my way out. Lucky I was able to do so and missed nearly the entire wave of fent. Consider myself lucky and feel bad for anyone still on the shit.

[@McFwoupson]

Fent in bars is super rare. Presses pretty much always have rc benzos in them, like clonazolam and flubromazolam. These rc benzos are so potent and so cheap that it wouldn't make sense to put fent in pressed bard. Rip the days when presses actually had alprazolam in them.

[@Dankelheit]

@@McFwoupson it's not rare at all. I know multiple people who have died from them

[@luke1crawford]

@@McFwoupson I know a kid who died from dat shit 2. It was a fraternity bro.

[@chromegnats]

@@McFwoupson most def not rare…

[@Rickitikitavi]

My bestfriend was sent to a halfway house in 2016* where he got some pressed off the street that had fentanyl in it and killed him. I was on my way out and already only taking shit from people I knew had scripts but that was pretty much the end of it for me. Definitely was the end for him

[@kaylag7297]

the fact that you called him proves the level of hostility that was bubbling up inside 😭

[@cabramacho5940]

The xans made me black out for 3 to 4 days, couldn’t remember anything but was told about the destruction I caused.

[@Kaiyats]

How much did you take?

[@cabramacho5940]

@@Kaiyats 1, but even a tiny piece would still have the same effect

[@mvmusic8467]

@@cabramacho5940Did you continually redose while blacked out? How did a single dose last upto 4 days? Even if they were fake there aren’t many drugs that last even close to that long.

[@benfoley6472]

@@cabramacho5940 man respectfully one xan did not make you black out for 4 days you got laced bro

[@diphenedine]

@@cabramacho5940 bro what lol i cant even feel a .5 and 1-2mg dont make me blackout at all and i dont got a tolerance for benzos or alc lol

[@gensaikawakami341]

More longer videos!!! Seriously you drop an hour, 2 hour video goblin and it would be Christmas, my Birthday, and Kwanza all rolled up n2 one for yours truly. Either way we all appreciate what you do Gob!

[@themsfit7352]

Aye goblin, I been listening to you since mid 2019 and I just have to say you’re my favorite KZbinr, I listen to you when I’m working, when I’m cleaning up around the house, when I’m studying, you litterally are my default when I don’t want to listen to music I love all of your content so much because it reminds me of me and my goon friends as a teen haha, very nostalgic

[@Sipping2k]

Same cro

[@connerwilkerson4398]

please make more florida stories gobby i'm born and raised here and there's so many tweakers out here i'd love to hear your side of it 😂

[@soonerman5172]

Your story telling is phenomenal, there is future for you in narrating something very lucrative, good luck!

[@JakeBeatz]

what u been smoking foo?

[@aldy6100]

Imagine one day ADHD hits goblin and he decides to organize a playlist with chronological order of his stories to make a full ep in order so we see the character underdevelopment lol

[@DanielGwimbly-theGwimb-Larson]

Not the right disorder and someone w ocd would more likely be preoccupied obsessively doing something else to a harmful extent so that's not rly it either

[@aldy6100]

@@DanielGwimbly-theGwimb-Larson it is the right disorder, an ADHD disorder implies not only having troubles focusing, but actually the patients hyper focus on anything that catches their attention, that's why I said if it kicks he be geeking the order of the videos

[@georgiasummers5600]

@@aldy6100 as someone with adhd its nothing like what you described

[@aldy6100]

@@georgiasummers5600 I have an actual diagnosis, what about you?

[@georgiasummers5600]

@@aldy6100 I'm diagnosed as well, that's why I said "as someone with adhd". Saying that someone with ADHD would hyperfocus on organising a playlist is kind of unrealistic to me. Hyperfocus usually relates to things that give you lots of dopamine. Someone with ADHD would probably hyperfocus on videogames for 8 hours and then neglect spending 20 minutes organising a playlist.

[@bretthair4249]

Goblin deserves more views cuz his story’s are real. I’m annoyed by the ones who make obviously fake videos day after the next and everyone in the comments believes them

[@dirtysploof5890]

nothing sucks more than a relationship where your partner doesnt approve of your use but still acts like its not a deal breaker lol its just a recipe for disaster

[@alexcarson6989]

my roomate and i are FSU students who have watched your videos for a while, we freaked out when we heard this. we need more tallanasty tales

[@leod3045]

yo wya jitta pu im in this bitch deviney

[@explosionguy23]

Getting drunk and having a good night. Thanks for the video as always Gob!

[@laik9437]

always on good timing and the consistency on uploading is crazy, congrats goblin

[@lilnut3458]

Lowkey I’d watch a Legit documentary on Goblins life

[@ericleal4931]

Perfect timing as always gob

[@el-np9yb]

Always a banger when I finish work hungry af get some good food and see gobby posted a new story

[@BulletAgario]

Impeccable timing goblin, I am off my rocker high! Edibles are truly the shit.

[@cluc5239]

@SladechosenFTW for the win

[@msimon_1]

Off a rock?

[@BulletAgario]

@@msimon_1edibles

[@justinhogg3884]

Love you Gob, listen to your stuff all the time during my 3 hours round trip commute to school

[@REDOUXXX]

"It's like I took the remains of my dead grandmother and tried to grind them up in my hands. They'd just turn to dust!" -Goblin, '22

[@blazec3318]

So glad u dropped a vid jus got home from my girls vibin highh n now I see this👀

[@jaidenfishbein5454]

Impeccable timing as per usual Gobby

[@Alex-vm6ef]

Needed this tonight bro thank you 😎🤝🏻😎 def would also love a timeline/retrospective/life story vid.

[@DominicDunn526]

Haha "Ready to rumble" before taking bars seems like the perfect quote.

[@Vediouss]

Goblin has me cracking up 30 seconds in man how does he whip out these bangers like it’s nothing

[@enriquestewart5762]

I like this guy! He seems so happy telling these stories!

[@williamburgess6693]

Who ever thought a life of hoot and hollers could lead to such success; you’re very blessed goblin much love from SeaBrook Tx 🔥

[@ayenul]

I love the longer gobby videos

[@brandohs]

This story was good asf. I looked and seen the video was about to end and I turned into a rampage myself

[@hds4185]

Perfect timing my dude off the blow and my valium script missing asf my lean but I do with what I got my man always making bangers 8am here greetings from EU guys

[@Samantha-yh8vk]

After having the most out off body experience on psilocybin, I feel my outlook and plan for my life has changed. I got so much work done in my head in those 6 hours, I really wish it’s that easy to get them here in Texas, I'll be very glad

[@Kelly_778]

Took 3 grams on my second trip and the visuals were almost nonexistent, but my god it was by far the most enlightening experience of my life

[@peter0196]

It’s super sad that we have to be so secretive about it. It’s part of Mother Earth. Not man-made like alcohol or meth.

[@Stephen-kt2nj]

I’ve been microdosing for years now and it was truly helped me with my trauma. It’s helped with my anxiety, depression & PTSD. Always respect the drug & understand what you want to take from it. Never

[@alyysonjohnson3322]

@Gonzalex John Where to contact him? Is it IG?

[@parker2771]

Tried shrooms two weeks ago only 2.5 grams and it was the most relieved and self accepting I’ve felt in a long time.

[@thomaslalonde2118]

Perfect timing as usual thanks gob

[@snipy5796]

Nice pfp

[@dickartist]

this is most definitely a hoot and a holler. a true banger if you will.

[@hyzaar99]

This would be perfect to animate this story, lots of potential

[@hxntr4479]

bruh u really having me lol'ing, i cant wait for the pod

[@noahgrant4510]

I feel you gob some of them presses would make me mad for no reason or make me wanna get mad and the few times I actually took scripts was relaxing and comfortable

[@Scott-gl4zz]

Haha that’s so funny cuz I never got bar rage, off the xans or presses (I have actually only taken prescription valium) but idk if it’s a genetic thing cuz some people go fuckin ballistic off it including gob

[@spinningblockz]

goblin hunched over in a shitbox “Yo this is got to be intimidating him”

[@seekmodzz9123]

Bro nah yo timing is actually fucking insane on my life I'm sitting here railin lines of coke and I was legit just thinking 5 seconds ago I hope gob uploads and literally 5 seconds later a new vid pops your a goat bruh.its a hoot an a holllerrrr tonight😈🎱💯

[@SpaceCowboy260]

Goblin quit coke maybe you should to gang shi ain’t a drug to flex really

[@seekmodzz9123]

@@SpaceCowboy260 i wasn't flexing and my life I'll do what I want I'll quit when I wNt you ain't my daddy 🤷🏾‍♂️🤣

[@mcmac438]

Dude same here, my sister lost some in my house and a few weeks later I found them while sweeping. I was having a rough time and just thought they'd help me relax. I don't remember but I tried to run over my in laws mailbox twice and don't remember it. Those things are a bigger issue than people realize...

[@TylerAbomination]

I love your stories and channel cause your not like these other story tellers with no personality your actual funny af and your stories got spice to them

[@hpesoj3372]

Love how he talks about hard drugs then says “peace out gamers”

[@Jeezus707]

He knew the Xannie was fake but he still eat it cuz he a goblin

[@csmith411]

W

[@tay-k484]

goblin stories have been so fire lately

[@zoeywinston6826]

Psychedelic’s definitely have potential to deal with mental health symptoms like anxiety and depression, I would like to try them again but it’s just so hard to source here

[@georgewilliams1062]

Psychedelics are the reason why i didn’t take my life when i was at my end. I was stripped of my ego and saw the beauty of life and interconnectivity and even though i still battle anxiety and depression, I’m doing better everyday and will never think in such a self destructive way again.

[@Jerryberger9235]

LSD and mushrooms completely changed my whole outlook on life. I became a better version of myself This experience gave me a lot of confidence about my self and my body. A bunch of bad thought / behavior patterns were broken. One of these was pretty bad OCD that made me wash my hands a lot. It gave me a lot of hope that things will be fine, this is the one thing that I heard throughout the trip: Everything is alright. The main reason for the trip was my severe depression and it definitely helped me (although it's not gone). Before all I could do was lay in bed. Now I am trying to rebuild my life one step at a time which wasn't possible before."

[@zoeywinston6826]

@@sarahh321 Where to search?? Is it IG?

[@nishaelvert1104]

@Kyle Russell Last year, I took shrooms at Las Vegas thinking it was going to hit like an edible or something. Shit was scary at first but amazing once you start getting deeper into your thoughts

[@Lucky-ft4pm]

@@nishaelvert1104 I had a moment on my first mushroom trip where i was lying in bed and lost total connection to my physical body. I felt as i was just a dot of energy on my pillow such a crazy feeling and made me smile, really realized that we are really nothing but energy and had an overwhelming feeling from that trip onwards.

[@LowkeyStoned]

One of the funniest stories I've heard in awhile 😂 legit had MD cryin dawg 🤣😭

[@DJK6914]

How is this my first time seeing your videos?! This is amazing! 7 years clean from H! So right up my ally🤣 This is great content man! Thanks !!

[@kxngtyfrmdawest]

Goblin’s relationships remind me of mine 😪💯 They be mad at us for getting geeked smh 🤦🏽‍♂️ 😂 The car really be the safe haven when shit get real lmfaoo

[@bloodblade5860]

Hey goblin wanted to say thank you for being my trip sitter and keeping me grounded the last few hours. 3 gs of APE'S are strong

[@slimpickle47]

Either way, I’m happy there’s a new goblin upload 😈😈

[@lightoftruth8672]

Why not leave the zans In your pocket?

[@xGettinxMoneyx]

Real and the bad fake xans are soft and easy to break, mine always accidentally broke into crumbs in my pocket all the time before I could pop em all

[@xGettinxMoneyx]

It’s funny how the fake ones today are usually hard as stone

[@bartholomewrickyandersonda3459]

Goblin, come to Michigan broski. Dispensary prices would shock you, trust me it’s great up here.

[@jackietaylor3144]

Let’s go got a joint rolled already 😂 we love you papa goblin

[@casdswfhvdjff596]

This vid bouta go crazy perfect timing gob

[@rallerallesson408]

Lmao so relatable. I also went on some fake bars back in circa -16 and went on a 2 day instant blackout with multiple rampages. Found out later that those bars (wich I also sold) contained Flubromazolam. I knew they were presses. Too thick, greyish matt color, weird crystal-like texture when I broke them apart and tasted wrong, like bitter/sour-ish. I still downed them and sold them though.

[@jellysqueem]

Same!!!!

[@theworldisburning-xe8qc]

yeah the first xans i ever got where flubro. u could break them in half so easily. they literally cost like 300 dollars for 1000

[@rallerallesson408]

@@theworldisburning-xe8qc ohhh that's a rocky start with benzos. At least I already had my benz binges on and off for years by then.

[@acromym1312]

Flubromazolam taste just like alp

[@jacobmaslanka]

fsu student here, this is absolutely impeccable timing

[@tonyreece9250]

Go noles

[@thomasjhun3700]

What better way to repair broken relationships than popping xans

[@druarmenta3900]

It's okay to forget about the dumb broad

[@mikey2time484]

yes.. the glossyness.. so happy u said that haha God damn.. coming on a year sober next month man.. xans r the reason I did 2 years in prison. I'm a different type of beast on xans bro.. everyone getting robbed. I don't get it I thought it was meant for anxiety lmao..

[@unknowngamers6937]

Ok tuff guy

[@ICYCxx]

If you don’t have a anxiety disorder it’s just a straight up tranq

[@tgm_rka8888]

You are so cool

[@scottland906]

"There were a couple problems with that.. 1 it's a mission, im feeling lazy" lmfao

[@SpazzGotTHaK]

This man has impeccable timing as always

[@devindouglas3512]

I like the layout of the vid it makes me wait for the climax of the story. Staggering my expectations. Then when we do get there its worth it. 10/10 would watch again

[@usertttt7483]

I’m truly concerned for you goblin. And that’s coming from someone who was addicted to Percocet and fentanyl and quit. I would take atleast 12 30mg percs a day and just goon. It’s not the life to live bro

[@collingriga1819]

@@theeanonymousone1688yeah but he kinda glorifies these stories. And if you look through these comments It seems like this content helps many justify their own addiction.

[@druarmenta3900]

@@collingriga1819 shut ur fuckin mouth

[@windozxpert]

There is no such thing as 30mg percs. All percs contain Tylenol. You're referring to roxis

[@jeremymcnair8082]

i busted out laughing for a sec when he said a BILLION likes. we'll do whatever it takes gobs.

[@Flowens420]

If only him and his friends had all these stories recorded that would slapp

[@BurtReynoldss]

Camera woulda been sold in no time 😭

[@playerslayer91]

I'm literally about to go to the tailgate for the fsu clemson game in a few hours. Not surprised you dated an fsu girl. They like to party.

[@reyalex2002]

this gotta be one of the funniest gbln videos ong💀💀💀💀

[@ejsmoke9981]

Brooooooooo i stay up in north Florida so much love goblin 🔥🔥🔥

[@jules1536]

“It was a cramped situation, I needed drugs immediately…” LOL

[@jackmerkel2389]

Currently watching this at FSU makes it even more of a banger, come back sometime

[@trevormarkland1525]

Xans used to piss me off royally also lol. One time I took a bunch of xans after being awake like 3 days on a Tina bender to finally sleep. I had a court date the next day for a traffic ticket that I was stressing over. I finally pass out and get up in the morning and go to court. Go to get my docket and the sweet lil lady at the kiosk tells me I have a bench warrant for my arrest cause I slept 36 hours in a stupor and went the day after my court date. Got so mad I slammed my car door on my Dodge Neon pos so hard the interior popped out and got stuck on the interior frame. I ripped it open and the hole interior door ripped off lol. Could roll down my window with my hand after that lol

[@jbone877]

Looking at the title, I was expecting the video to start out "what's up guys, just got out of cells, I'm facing multiple counts of attempted murder" but it was just "I yelled at a guy on the phone"

[@andrewkillian2842]

The xan stories are probably my favorite. Don't be afraid to trash it up a bit Gobin

[@KariGrafton]

Sounds like a stand-up routine, man. 10/10 would watch

[@Smugperson]

I went to an edm concert at red rocks in colorado and saw a fellow goblin fan with an only gas tee and dapped him up! 😂shoutout to u goblin, i been a loyal viewr for like 7 years 🎉

[@CarlosPEnis]

Let's all just thank God that Goblin grew up in the suburbs and wasn't carrying heat

[@CarlosPEnis]

No joke man, when I used to fuck with xans from less than reputable sources I got a few green bars, popped at least a couple that night, got into an argument with my parents, and just left my house in the middle of the night and drove to Kentucky where I woke up in the Ohio County jail the next morning. Take warning lmao

[@nunosousa4689]

my experience is that anxiety medication only works if you're in the mood to get relaxed.. if you're irritated, it just backfires :)

[@xannyfeel]

Bro you could get in a serious situation because of this... glad everything went kinda "fine" in the end

[@AJ_myers420]

Just hearing goblin say ima pull up ima fuck you up is the funniest shit ever 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tallasianguy42]

I get that k-pin rage every now and then.

[@xmaster6576]

we box my dorm 😂 we also live in a suite tho but still, everyone boxes the dorms ur girl was a square 😂

[@infernow2125]

goblin stories and a doob, what a way to finish a day

[@piercejch5492]

Watching this whilst in recovery from a huge party, timing is impeccable

[@alexcran6555]

Gobby I’ve been sick for 5 days now, this shit had me laughing for the first time in a while.

[@evanfoster3053]

Are these Goblin’s anecdotal trip reports?? Been watching for a min, thought these were all ones he was reading from a forum. I just became so much more of a fan if these are his experiences.

[@WeepingWillow6497]

these are his own stories!

[@asahutchns8525]

Yes they actually are you can look up clips of him doing Almost everything he says and he has done a vid going over every time he’s been arrested with the actual police reports dudes the realest story teller only reason I listen to him and his silky smooth voice

[@Curtis.Carpenter]

bro lol this was ACTUALLY a full on banger. lol ive experienced xan rage, you just dont care at all and feel like the rage is the only language you can speak 🤣

[@raypist5938]

my brother is the bar man, he throws me free bars whenever it's nice lol

[@SpaceCowboy260]

If you not capping do your brother a favor and delete this shit fr

[@shadrachbrown2169]

If we could really get this to a billion likes in 10 years would be astonishing

[@claytonrayburn2553]

Needed a classic like this gob thank u

[@Phntm-fq3lq]

That world of warcraft comment was fucking great 😂

[@idfcfaze7238]

“I’m not thatttt stupid, couple more xans down the hatch yeah”

[@reggegg764]

ayyoo just got into ur vids and im an avid stoner and im into psychs and let me tell u, me and my bf were binge listening 😂 love your vibes

[@peter7582]

First time I've heard an American say "fuck all" in an actual sentence. It's fun to say, isn't it? Love your stories.

[@mYcRiSpDiScK]

Can we appreciate Nick went full GOBLIN this time?