I Tortured my Friends in CK3. 'TWAS FUN!

Queen Kraka had it all....no, she literally had all the land in this CK3 challenge. It was insanely fun being an arbitrary Queen that only gave out lands if my vassals (lowly counts and friends) pleased me or completed a task. I hope you all enjoy!
Thank you to Oriole, Frenchie, Tyler, Dirk, Swim, Flow, and especially, DOBYYYY
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[@DaFloove]

Does anyone know who Queen Kraka is? She’s from another video of mine 😏

[@cookiebeefstuk7941]

Swiggy???? wait nevermind idk who it is

[@hedgeearthridge6807]

I love how there's the beginning of a DaFloove Cinematic Universe of recurring characters, with wacky antics like Pork Pie getting cucked by his time traveling younger self.

[@Yargo666]

Is it Dusica, from the -200% fertility video ?

[@cosmiceyness]

Queen krakalackin

[@DaFloove]

@@Yargo666I’m very late to respond, but yes!

[@Fish_King]

I love that all your videos are made up of ck3 characters that are either the most conventionally attractive CK3 models possible or actual goblin men with no in between

[@DaFloove]

AHAHAHA YOURE 100% RIGHT! This comment killed me hahaha

[@ArchiTheGreat]

This shit is hysterical.. The little man dancing is a real knee-slapper

[@DaFloove]

Haha thanks! Yeah, the dancing kills me. So glad they added that. This was supposed to come out on Sunday or Monday, but I’m glad I didn’t get to it or else we wouldn’t have had the dancing

[@ArchiTheGreat]

@@DaFloove for sure! Always happy to see your stuff pop up in my feed, my wife and I put it on a big TV since the shit is like a whole-ass reality TV show. But yeah, the dancing is way too funny

[@Zephmir]

@@ArchiTheGreat The Floove cinematic universe truly has some of the most cursed creatures. Not sure you want them on the big screen.

[@DaFloove]

Frenchie, the only way to truly get the emotion of some of our characters is to have them displayed on the big screen. How else can you really, truly understand what Teef is thinking behind those teeth

[@ArchiTheGreat]

@@Zephmir oh we go out into the living room and put it on the BIG TV, the 50 inches something TV. It's a celebration, man!

[@BaconRage98]

Every time I see Frenchie's character, I hear him saying "Their banking clan will sign your treaty"

[@DaFloove]

AHAHAHA I HAD TO LOOK IT UP BUT YOURE RIGHT. Damn, I haven’t seen those movies in forever

[@GhostCryProductions]

Challenge idea: dwarf kingdom. No non-dwarfs allowed. Alternative idea: giant kingdom. No non-giants allowed.

[@DaFloove]

Doooood. I like this. Now my brain wants Dwarf and Giant pureblooded babies where the pureblood is just being dwarf or giant baby - normies are inferior

[@midgematic]

@@DaFloove altnerative’s alternative: make the two most powerful empires dwarf pureblood and the other giant pureblood and have them duke it out to the deatg

[@DaFloove]

@@midgematicthis is what I’m thinking too. Though the pureblood trait will hurt chances of passing on dwarf and giant. Also as a side note, I love how CK3 makes dwarf and giant as something pretty cool in the game - at least for me I love seeing those characters

[@gijskramer1702]

​@@DaFloove there are mods that make dwarf, giant and albino positive traits.

[@DaFloove]

@@gijskramer1702ohhhh, ima have to check those out

[@FL0W..]

THE TROPPHY WAS STOLEN FROM ME!!!! STOLEN I SAY!!!! STOLEN BY THE GRIM REAPER!!!!!!! Hopefully my body arrived just in time for the Great Blot :)

[@DaFloove]

IT TRULY WAS STOLEN FROM YOU! It’s okay, I stole Frenchie’s in the seduction vid haha

[@lolnothxyt]

"What? I don't remember being incestuous .." 🤷‍♀️ The TONE ahhahahaa

[@DaFloove]

lol I’m gonna have to rewatch this one. I only sorta remember that part. WILL BE BACK SHORTLY

[@DaFloove]

Hahaha I just rewatched for the first time since I post the vid. That’s one of my favorite parts! Thanks for making me revisit it!

[@Zephmir]

Bobsaget did the forbidden position.

[@DaFloove]

BOBSAGET WAS MURDERED BY DIRK!

[@noah_hill]

More like this! A king and his vassals doing titillating challenges

[@DaFloove]

This one was unbelievably fun, and it was also just a random thing. We weren’t planning on playing that week

[@PBee-hd2by]

I have no idea how your CK3 videos ended up on my recommendations (never played or watched anybody who played it) but boy am I glad! I look forward to every vid you post now! You and your friends are hilarious. Thanks for the great laughs and good times! Y'all deserve the best!

[@DaFloove]

Ah man, thanks so much. That’s legitimately the best compliment to get I think. Glad they found their way to you!

[@TheFlyingV]

The Rorschach test on the coat of arms had me going. I also saw the ant. Always great stuff.

[@DaFloove]

I always just saw the sexy feast. The ant was creative. Also, I realized after I posted that I never edited in the part where I said who won that part lol. Whoops!

[@Bigmandan365]

I don't know how you guys manage to make normal looking people. Whenever I get the option to make a cave troll, I make a goddamn cave troll

[@DaFloove]

We definitely do cavetrolls often haha

[@koolboihd8420]

Bro your account is goated keep up the work and your work will be recognized

[@DaFloove]

Ayyyy thank you very much!

[@shinsenshogun900]

Dafloove the absolute girlboss of Kraka and her cohort of laplords

[@DaFloove]

My dancing puppets!!

[@frostinflakes_god]

Honestly, this has become one of the highlights of my week

[@DaFloove]

Hell yeah! Appreciate ya my dude!

[@karasiktheyoba9898]

Can't stop laughing! Every video you make keeps getting better and better.

[@DaFloove]

Ahhh thanks so much! This was definitely a fun one. Glad you enjoyed!

[@cekoa3048]

Hands down my new favourite channel, Love the content my guy, always cracking me up.

[@DaFloove]

Hell yeah! Glad you found it and appreciate you saying so and helping the channel!

[@ashtonbarwick6696]

Oriole’s character looks like evil Seinfeld

[@DaFloove]

Oh no….I can totally see that AHAHAHA

[@GrandKaiserOfKrieg]

I just got CK3 b/c of you and Love the Videos dude!!!! hell yea!!!!

[@DaFloove]

Awww shieeeetttt. How you liking it?

[@Cho0c0]

In my eyes they all failed the moment no one thought of giving you Aged Cheese. Is there a way to make a game where the objective is to take and eat the Aged Cheese of the other players?

[@DaFloove]

Damn it! NO ONE BROUGHT ME MY CHEESE! You are now officially my head minister of all cheeses!

[@Cho0c0]

@@DaFloove It's not just cheese, its Aged Cheese.

[@DaFloove]

Well yes, but I’m suggesting a promotion for you to be head of ALL cheeses, not just merely the aged ones

[@Cho0c0]

@@DaFloove Fine, i'll take the honor.

[@DaFloove]

*bows respectfully*

[@swimscape2499]

MY QUEEN!

[@DaFloove]

One of my low-key favorite parts is when I give you a compliment on your poem and you start responding with “you’re welcome my liege….”

[@e34YT]

I beg for forgiveness from the Lord every day for what I have done. That's a lie. I don't beg. I'm clean of sin! I'm too prideful for that! Wait a minute.

[@DaFloove]

Your Queen both forgives you and requires more from you! NOW DANCE!

[@e34YT]

@@DaFloove I've been dancing for 22 minutes! This is more painful than restoring one of the Temples of Angkor!

[@Ethan-gk4eq]

I think this is my new favorite channel😂😂😂

[@DaFloove]

You’re my new favorite Ethan

[@istanatepti]

Great video! You're all the best

[@DaFloove]

200 DAFLOONS!

[@bluebarryfrostee585]

Just found your channel andddd I desperately need more: please do more challenges. Name a character Das Blueberry in my honor

[@DaFloove]

COUNT BLUE OF BARRY! Hahah glad you’re enjoying the content! More to come!

[@NotChoUncle]

would consume

[@DaFloove]

Consume over and over at your leisure, good sire

[@user-zk9zr7cl1d]

ngl i wish i had a group of folks to play CK3 like this with, it's such a hard game to teach!!

[@DaFloove]

For sure is. It’s a commitment to learn. I have a discord where we play and make the vids. You as well as anyone is welcome to join so long as they are respectful of others and the like! Link is in….one/some of my video descriptions 😏

[@user-zk9zr7cl1d]

@@DaFloove oh no way, I will deffo hop on and say hello :)

[@DaFloove]

Doooo ittttt

[@pjoterem141]

another banger video

[@DaFloove]

Awww yeahhhh. This one was quite fun to play and to edit

[@RealOofNation]

🙏

[@DaFloove]

🌝

[@jsanalytics6208]

Doby ftw

[@DaFloove]

Dobbbbbyyyyyy

[@tyroystan3888]

DOBY’S HORNIES!!!!

[@DaFloove]

GET BACK TO DANCIN, DOBY!

[@krispychipp5687]

Where did you get the helmet with the flower crown? I want to look as trusting as him!

[@DaFloove]

Joke answer: you can’t afford it. I can’t either 😭 Serious Answer: Little place called “headwear” and “accessories” in CK3 barbershop!

[@krispychipp5687]

@@DaFloove Joke reply: Shit man, im already dirt poor. I can't even pick flowers. 😭 For serious Though: Is it already there or is it an expansion because i can't find it in my 😂

[@The411876543]

this whole thing are super gay...

[@natedrake7163]

Why you talking bout yourself?

[@DaFloove]

Damn right it are

[@itsKarlDesigns]

Joe biden caused this video

[@Smash_Nash]

This is honestly one of my favorite channels. I just discovered you, and you make fantastic content man. Keep up the good work!

[@DaFloove]

Ah damn. Thanks so much for saying so! I promise to continue being weird and having fun!