I tricked Valkyrae and Fuslie to take my Mario Kart class...

[@roop94]

Squeex’s experience as a teacher is so apparent here. Motivating his students with the appropriate amount of compliments and peppering in the humor. All while being bald. W streamer frfr no kizzy

[@peachesmagnolia]

i was looking for this comment, he genuinely is a good teacher!

[@romdom9406]

i second that last bit!

[@Krems_]

@@peachesmagnoliai agree he genuinely is a great baldy!

[@itsokthen]

Squeex the type of guy to pretend to slip on a banana but then actually falls and permanently damages his back

[@Yuunohu]

and he does a really loud Tom & Jerry "YEEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWTCH!!!"

[@Blooga_]

Squeex is literally the #1 49 year old bald streamer in the world. GAME ON!

[@sarahkramer7135]

He’s #2 behind NL 😢 Still, #2 ain’t bad at all!!

[@theparagonal]

Urethra! 🤓

[@BOBMAN-zt9fz]

Indian*

[@Sev-1029]

He's 50 already so this is even crazier

[@Kilbreazy]

Don’t forget about Slime

[@kaboomkp]

Squeex was unironically really good at explaining beginner concepts

[@NovaholeYT]

He’s our Mario guy! The world famous scientist, athlete, educator, speed runner, unique chef, presidential candidate, bald guy, and most importantly our Pookie peepoCute . Game on!

[@splish8869]

You're confusing Squeex with Johnny Sins. An understandable mistake I myself have made. GAME ON!

[@wumbojet]

Squeex is a charisma demon, he genuinely clicks extremely well with basically any other streamer

[@laurequack]

I would not use the exact wording, but I would say he does have good charisma! He definitely gets along with a ton of people well! Have a blessed day!

[@marsssss1]

@@laurequackno he’s definitely a charisma demon

[@Blue.o7.]

​@@laurequackYeah charisma demon 100%

[@adigocrazy5314]

Jokes aside... Squeexie is a good teacher. I would pay for such coaching

[@TheExarion]

how much would you pay for a 16-Star Speedrun Tutorial in Super Mario 64?

[@Joadchoad]

If it can make me quit like it did for Toast I would have so much more time to get the bag that's a worthwhile investment@@TheExarion

[@thenumberIX]

it’s crazy to me that he’s younger than both of them

[@Billy-rz1jg]

lmao

[@Flaginafingies]

A bad hairline and dad bod can really age you like a wombat

[@joseoh5856]

No way Rae nd Fuslie are 40+?!

[@thesuperdoge2476]

Wait what

[@Simulated_lifeform]

I love that Squeex can vibe with anyone

[@ClassicBentobox]

Squeex the kind of guy to talk about how bad he is at Mario Kart and then proceed to give solid advice to newcomers

[@CameramanI88]

It makes sense that Squeex is the teacher because he’s actually so really good at Mario Kart. So was Ludwig not available or…?

[@wingfan2813]

He was too busy chain smoking in France

[@nyxx7813]

@@wingfan2813 so breathing while in france?

[@MarcusFigueras]

Squeex finally in his re-employed era 🎉🎉🎉

[@HurricanesOfPlight]

The tank music in the background is so fitting with the military type attitude Fuslie immediately brought

[@acetrainerben]

Watched the whole vod, and I'm about to watch this too. Love, love, love this collab

[@spelladrought]

that super close photo finish was definitely worthy of that “Holy Smokes!”

[@A_Swigg]

squeex is game. BALD ON!

[@mschuhler]

i was so unprepared for squeexie to genuinely be amazing at teaching these concepts

[@aweshumandy]

"watching sports ball and going to alcohol parties" 💀

[@d3w1h7]

I love sqeenies vids, the editing on this one is incredible

[@qyurryusss]

Squeex the type of guy to make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside

[@GigiRuffa]

You hold A the moment the number 2 stops at center of the screen, the moment before the 2 starts fading out. If you did it right you wheelie boost. If you’re late you get a mini boost. If you’re early and continue holding you burn rubber. If you’re early but let go of A then press and hold back down, you can still get a mini boost instead of burning out.

[@vampfilth]

love that squeex is getting the viewership he deserves

[@tkorde8988]

Game on!

[@dippurr]

duuude i can't wait to go to alcohol parties like squeex does

[@robitvideo]

5:19 that synced sip wth

[@brendan8870]

Seeing Squeex do an around the world was jarring

[@Mouchaa]

I choked on my food when you said "alcohol parties." good1

[@Joadchoad]

Luna killin it once again

[@sllimjimsinkhole]

unironically a good teacher

[@azibfansuri318]

as someone who has watched a lot of mario kart but never played it, this is actually very informative! now I'll know how to stomp some ass if i do get to play mario kart in the future!!

[@Jesus-ju7mt]

Love the synchronization @ 5:20

[@musicmashups]

Mister Tooter Squeex LMAO

[@genieinthepot2455]

Goddamn Rae's room is so nice wtf

[@mizarumqo]

Actually great teacher. GAME ON !

[@AdmaniaYT]

This is the equivalent to if SpongeBob instead was teaching driving school at Bikini Bottom than Mrs Puff

[@Appel1989]

0:15 Baker, she forgot baker!!

[@CNKATO]

Squeex the type of guy to make a comically large sandwich and throat it in one.

[@haizhouz7627]

It's nice to see this old man pass of his knowledge to the next generation in the twilight of his life 😊

[@nathanwyatt9278]

Got to tell fuslie that she is oversteering cause my god. She takes a small turn and slams into the opposite wall

[@Nick_Trevino]

0:18 VERY scholarly of squeex to look through the wrong part of the telescope

[@AllWright21]

Boomerang and fireballs can be used defensively too

[@WonkyGrub]

Squeex is the type of guy to try and give you directions but then realize he is currently lost

[@pewho3790]

19:27 He said the thing ✌✌

[@danielwest6095]

Hes actually a pretty good teacher!

[@justing2290]

The mini tank song 🥲

[@txwildboys]

i love squeex, happy thursday lads! BALD ON!

[@MigueUgartechea]

Whats that song at 1:00? I can't rememberrrrrrrr. As I'm writing this I think I remembered, wii play? The tanks minigame?

[@MrRuue]

Yeah it’s from the tank minigame on wii play. A classic

[@Asilv-t2n]

As some that doesn’t attend CalTech, this course should be offered at CalTech.

[@Baconator71]

Holy shit Luna, good video, awesome editing. Best video yet.

[@SteadyJoey]

Actual good video. Had me smiling and shit.

[@cargobaywatch]

Wii tanks music going hard in this video

[@anorakdt6218]

i was just playing wii play tanks and i thought i was tripping when the music started playing in this video

[@thehomierudy1190]

That intro was great

[@ItsDaJaWa]

Lol the first tip he gave them was wrong. You get maximum boost at the start by press A as SOON as you see 2. The later you press it the less the boost to the point you get none if 2 isn't on the screen anymore.

[@daisyalvarez180]

Great tutorial, learned a lot

[@Kenzieistired99]

I want to troll but I unironically learned so much thank you master for sharing your wisdom.

[@ArkanMatlub03]

It’s at the start of 2 that provides most starting boost though, not at the end of 2

[@justinbouchard]

this is so awesome lol :)

[@Kongaii]

I'm sorry but I refuse to believe that clip where Squeex juggles the basketball isn't somehow fake

[@MolkoInAPocket]

This was hilarious! :D

[@B3b0_W3b0]

This guy seems pretty good at Mario kart…now I wonder how he would do if he tries speed running Mario 64?? 🤔🤔

[@jonmckaye]

Need more teacher Squeen

[@marcelocardenas9497]

You know what they say: those who can't do, teach.

[@willblakemore3320]

Amazing content

[@octacore2012]

No way Squeex is using video titles like Ludwig! KEKL

[@collaide]

i love squeex

[@karlely2922]

Hey teacher squeex! I’ll do ANYTHING to get more stars😉

[@GoobertCrayon]

why doesnt squeex tell them to waggle mid drift to get purple earlier

[@tVichi]

You don’t waggle mid drift to get a purple earlier, that just messes up your lines. You should keep your joystick at a consistent angle and not change it too much.

[@ranchdubois8990]

This video was cute 🥹

[@trip2845]

So, whos gonna tell him you dont loose your item when getting blue shelled, so long as youre not dragging it?

[@Some_Awe]

i liked this

[@fernandom7217]

Thanks Luna for the intro. Squeex is literally Indian Johnny Sins. This man can do anything. No wonder chat wants to see his hog.

[@elle90368]

Hold a when 2 stops moving i beg

[@plurt6544]

I have a solid 300 hours in Mario Kart

[@WuntaykTimmy1]

So is auto steer just holding A? That's insane

[@poiri]

No, it just stops you from driving off the edge/on the grass. Also stops you from getting purple mini-turbos.

[@primal9238]

The reason why people are bad at games is because they don't bother to learn the basic, core, and/or advanced mechanics that exist in the game. 90%+ of bad players would immediately get better by just investing time to watch a guide or research online. Instead most people will play hundreds to thousands of hours without ever actually trying to improve their gameplay and instead complain about never getting better. Yes, practice does cause you to improve. But there's varying degrees of efficiency when practicing. If you're continually reinforcing bad habits or not doing what you should be -- even if it seems like you're improving you're just heading towards becoming hard stuck. If you really care to be good in a game you should be learning everything about the game you can from the moment you start or even before you start. People willing to invest hundreds to thousands of hours playing a game but refuse to spend 15 minutes to watch a guide that'd save them countless hours of malding/being tilted just astounds me. Just goes to show our education systems are lacking. Probably plenty of good reasons why Asians dominate so many eSports. They have better discipline and invest more effort. If you don't make the effort to learn the game -- you're not hard stuck... you're just purposely ignorant.

[@chedder108]

Squeex is the kind of guy to start freaking out when his backup camera isn't working.

[@Yuunohu]

Squeex is like the Make-a-Wish kid that went viral for being so sad so all the celebrities are hanging out with him while he's still around

[@wheatbread1606]

absolutely NO respect for him 😭

[@wtothez]

Graduating from Davis is a low bar to call a scholar

[@ezanadaniel9149]

he plays football???

[@dev_peace_soul]

😂😂😂❤❤❤❤

[@doublehuman94]

As a competitive Mario kart player sines wave 4, this causes me immense pain. He could have been like “try yoshi teddy buggy” or “this shortcut is better that that” like hard to know but simple to execute things, but squeeze is just trash. I mean at least it’s not his job to be good about mk8 deluxe

[@kingtony1100]

This guy

[@holmster]

Really bro? Everything he told them is useful and relevant and he did it in a fun way. Stop hating.

[@r3kop]

THE WAY THEY SAID, "YES SIR" AT THE SAME TIME... "GET ON YOUR KNEE GIRLS"... 😏