I Tried CrossFit For 10 Weeks. Leanne Morgan

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Dry Bar Comedy

Dry Bar Comedy

Күн бұрын

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@catmamabrown7363
@catmamabrown7363 2 жыл бұрын
I love this woman!!! She’s so funny without being rude and using bad language!!!
@carson551
@carson551 4 жыл бұрын
My husband used to do that 'what have you done all day' thing. I stuck him with the baby for five hours with no help. I got home to a messy house and a husband who informed me he had never been happier to see me and he hadn't peed in three hours for fear of setting the baby down and her crying. Now he doesn't ask me that infuriating question.
@maryjackson810
@maryjackson810 4 жыл бұрын
That's hilarious!
@peggyriley9118
@peggyriley9118 2 жыл бұрын
Love it!
@zberg0101
@zberg0101 2 жыл бұрын
Cool story grrrrl!
@carolsanders3979
@carolsanders3979 2 жыл бұрын
My husband used to tell me there's 24 hours in a day you need to figure out your day and have a plan and a routine so you could get things done yeah right I had two boys that were in grammar School and a newborn baby wasn't getting much sleep my husband was working which I'm so grateful for I was able to stay home with my children not complaining there but it was hard tired you can't get nothing done and you start to get something done you have to stop because you got to attend to one of the kids .
@ophelias4172
@ophelias4172 2 жыл бұрын
Oh I would have left for the whole bloody weekend! How dare he pull that crap!!
@williampoff3096
@williampoff3096 4 жыл бұрын
I live in Southwest Virginia, a hour away from the Tennessee line. Her accent sounds like home folk to me!! We talk the same here, God bless her!!
@Michael-v4p2o
@Michael-v4p2o 12 күн бұрын
Bless her heart.
@richardstalter5461
@richardstalter5461 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you, Leanne, for bringing a ray of sunshine to this world. You make me laugh out loud.
@stephanied6711
@stephanied6711 4 жыл бұрын
I agree
@ms.annthrope415
@ms.annthrope415 Жыл бұрын
I went to army officers training with a fellow from Tennessee. No one could understand a thing he said. When he addressed the unit to tell us what he wanted us to do, someone always yelled "what did you say?" Then I had this Georgian gal in my officers basic course. She had the most softest "y'all" and the loveliest way of pronouncing everything. Love Leann's Southern accent.
@vickilovingood9343
@vickilovingood9343 4 жыл бұрын
she is so funny. I can relate to everything she says. keep going Leanne you are the greatest
@lindac2491
@lindac2491 4 жыл бұрын
Never a dirty word or disgusting language like some comedians, and she is hilarious! Love her!
@pattiblount2046
@pattiblount2046 Жыл бұрын
Well, just crap and pissed so far. Some might be sensitive to these.
@sztig1471
@sztig1471 Жыл бұрын
​@@pattiblount2046oh well. They need to get over it. Lol
@sztig1471
@sztig1471 Жыл бұрын
​@@pattiblount2046😂😂😂
@jeanettebuller7739
@jeanettebuller7739 4 жыл бұрын
I love this lady! She puts laughter and happiness into my day. I feel like I’ve known her all my life. She is such a blessing! ❤️❤️❤️ I watch her over and over and my husband asked if I have her lines memorized. “Yeh, just about.” 😂😂😂
@goodfellabeats
@goodfellabeats 5 жыл бұрын
I love her brand of comedy. She seems like the kind of person that you could hang around all day and would make you laugh without really trying.
@katiekat4457
@katiekat4457 5 жыл бұрын
goodfellabeats I agree. She definitely seems like the type of person that is just naturally funny without trying. People who try to be funny never are, unfortunately. She is hilarious.
@katiekat4457
@katiekat4457 5 жыл бұрын
Boe Dillard why are you so mean? There is nothing wrong with the comment. You obviously misunderstood it. Why are you watching comedy anyways? You seem like the type of person who hates to laugh or be fun since you are so serious and nasty mean.
@goodfellabeats
@goodfellabeats 5 жыл бұрын
@Boe Dillard Whatever dude.
@adriennerango1519
@adriennerango1519 5 жыл бұрын
Boe Dillard Then why bother
@brittanymiller3396
@brittanymiller3396 5 жыл бұрын
I think shes hilarious but its prolly bc I'm a mom and I understand exactly what shes talking about.
@robertkopp873
@robertkopp873 5 жыл бұрын
I like her. I enjoy her accent. What a gem!
@mariagiarrusso-burgess7290
@mariagiarrusso-burgess7290 3 жыл бұрын
I am so addicted to this woman. She makes me laugh!!!!!😂😂😂😂 and I relate😊
@katiekat4457
@katiekat4457 5 жыл бұрын
She is so funny. I wonder how much her accent adds to how funny she is. She is one of my favorites.
@stanleysmith8037
@stanleysmith8037 4 жыл бұрын
Show the one about ompetive cheerleading
@maryjackson810
@maryjackson810 4 жыл бұрын
She's just a natural!
@kathyhug4678
@kathyhug4678 Жыл бұрын
Leanne is hilarious!! I laugh out loud every time I listen to her!! Wish she would come to Canada!
@jeffreycanipe1936
@jeffreycanipe1936 2 жыл бұрын
Leanne is adorable. Growing up in the south, i can totally relate to everything she says. Keep it going!!!
@Sunshine_and_Silver_linings
@Sunshine_and_Silver_linings 4 жыл бұрын
You are my new favorite comic! You keep it real without using foul language and you keep it clean. Thank you for proving comedy doesn't need to be disgusting to be funny!!! ♥️😂
@koololdster
@koololdster Жыл бұрын
Leanne, you are the best! Your comedy is a breath of fresh air. Please do a show in Nashville!
@1MinuteFlipDoc
@1MinuteFlipDoc 5 жыл бұрын
she's ready to be on a tv sitcom! GREAT accent and personality.
@jeanakatherine9369
@jeanakatherine9369 5 жыл бұрын
But sitcoms arent funny
@1MinuteFlipDoc
@1MinuteFlipDoc 5 жыл бұрын
@@jeanakatherine9369 but they pay! Showbiz!
@maryjackson810
@maryjackson810 4 жыл бұрын
That's a wonderful idea!
@danij1586
@danij1586 5 жыл бұрын
I've loved leanne's comedy for a few years now, she's hilarious!
@taylorcampbell4855
@taylorcampbell4855 5 жыл бұрын
This lady is hilarious. Love watching her stand-up.
@stephanied6711
@stephanied6711 4 жыл бұрын
Me too
@thepamela050
@thepamela050 5 жыл бұрын
I love her, she's hilarious..Best part is her great Southern Accent..
@maryjackson810
@maryjackson810 4 жыл бұрын
Her comedic timing is dead-on!
@Gemquality
@Gemquality 5 жыл бұрын
I had to eat the hot dog so i didn't drink whiskey lol 😂😂
@Nadia-yo8lt
@Nadia-yo8lt 5 жыл бұрын
im definitely borrowing this line :)
@b52270
@b52270 5 жыл бұрын
Totallyyy relate!
@DaferrFN
@DaferrFN 5 жыл бұрын
Same here!
@lisalmenard3828
@lisalmenard3828 5 жыл бұрын
I can relate!
@tylerjacob8896
@tylerjacob8896 5 жыл бұрын
As a southerner from Texas, I could tell from the first second that she was from Tennessee. That accent is stronger than Hercules
@CNick75
@CNick75 5 жыл бұрын
Texas isn't the South.
@tylerjacob8896
@tylerjacob8896 5 жыл бұрын
@@CNick75 my bad, the deep South. The best part of America.
@tylerjacob8896
@tylerjacob8896 5 жыл бұрын
@me Me We don't claim Austin. Where are you from? Probably some Yank or Okie
@CassieDavis613
@CassieDavis613 5 жыл бұрын
@@CNick75 SW
@teekotrain6845
@teekotrain6845 5 жыл бұрын
I was thinking either tn or ga...prolly ga.
@qmartin1997
@qmartin1997 5 жыл бұрын
You are such a ball of sunshine! Bless your heart!
@sherrygadberryturner9527
@sherrygadberryturner9527 2 жыл бұрын
Why is it so funny to hear her describe my life when it isn’t funny while I’m living it?🤣
@e.conboy4286
@e.conboy4286 Жыл бұрын
Sherry: you too?
@MrandMrs1987
@MrandMrs1987 5 жыл бұрын
“I watched ‘Shaft’!”! Oh my gosh!! She’s the absolute best!!! Ever!!!
@MsCathy42
@MsCathy42 5 жыл бұрын
She is funny. My hubby never came home from work asking what did all day. He knew never to ask something like that.
@carleemalmberg1345
@carleemalmberg1345 5 жыл бұрын
“What are you doinn beyyycky??” 😂😂😂😂
@theresam6864
@theresam6864 5 жыл бұрын
carlee Malmberg, lol. I love her accent
@Timetraveler1111MN
@Timetraveler1111MN 5 жыл бұрын
carlee Malmberg ha! Ha! That’s right omg my husband noticed that too. Funny story.
@jennymcmillin5668
@jennymcmillin5668 5 жыл бұрын
carlee Malmberg “While she held her purse” too funny!
@carleemalmberg1345
@carleemalmberg1345 5 жыл бұрын
🤗😂🥰
@julieh6975
@julieh6975 Жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@jebrumley
@jebrumley 5 жыл бұрын
I've been on weight Watchers 4 years and lost 100lbs. It's awesome. But. Fyi whiskey has fewer points than hot dogs
@katiekat4457
@katiekat4457 5 жыл бұрын
Jennifer Hart Congratulations! You are doing great. Losing weight must be the hardest thing to do in the world. If it wasn’t I wouldn’t be so overweight myself.
@als906
@als906 5 жыл бұрын
I just snorted!
@leert2698
@leert2698 4 жыл бұрын
You just made me laugh out loud !
@korihagerud4624
@korihagerud4624 3 жыл бұрын
That’s great !! Congrats 🍾
@rosiered3403
@rosiered3403 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you youtube for putting her in my recommendations. I love her!
@davidfirth1510
@davidfirth1510 4 жыл бұрын
Don't you ever listen to haters, you are absolutely amazing.... I love you..... From the UK xxxx
@EverythingNice4Dolls
@EverythingNice4Dolls 5 жыл бұрын
Leanne, you are so funny. I love your accent. It makes me homesick for my home state of Tennessee.
@dreamingoffall7694
@dreamingoffall7694 5 жыл бұрын
I stay waiting for her to say Bless Your Heart
@sandraaguilar5236
@sandraaguilar5236 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao “i spotted a tortilla” - me
@Shannon77785
@Shannon77785 5 жыл бұрын
Leanne is very funny. I like her accent. I could watch her over and over again. Love ya Leanne ! God bless ! :o)
@loriwise236
@loriwise236 4 жыл бұрын
And I ate a hot dog and I didn't even know where it came from .. lol happens to me all the time.
@kali697
@kali697 4 жыл бұрын
Bitter angry and hateful. That definitely describes my family. 😂😂 Also, petty.
@jayparsons8804
@jayparsons8804 5 жыл бұрын
Seen your show at our Stowers xmas party last year. Your a very funny lady.Great job.
@dearbrave4183
@dearbrave4183 5 жыл бұрын
Oh long time Mrs Leanne I ran faster as soon as I saw the notification 😂😂😂🏃🏾‍♀️🏃🏾‍♀️🏃🏾‍♀️🏃🏾‍♀️
@royaguon2287
@royaguon2287 4 жыл бұрын
She’s so funny and I love her accent .🤣😂
@ninny6296
@ninny6296 5 жыл бұрын
Hi Leanne, my 3 yr/old granddaughter taught me how to “Click it.” I have just discovered you and now that I know how to click it, I’m having a BALL BINGE WATCHING YOU SISTER❤️❤️❤️
@Katiedid93
@Katiedid93 4 жыл бұрын
“I didn’t want those little boys to never want get married and have children.”
@docb2687
@docb2687 Жыл бұрын
This woman is totally insane and hilarious❗️She got me crying❗️🤣🤣🤣
@kdholden
@kdholden 5 жыл бұрын
She is seriously my favorite
@rebeccacallebs5708
@rebeccacallebs5708 Жыл бұрын
She is so funny, and being from Tn. I can relate to some of her subjects. True
@VxV631
@VxV631 5 жыл бұрын
See this is the kind of comedy female comedians should take as an example. See how authentic and genuine she is? Real comedy is about delivery and making light of struggles. Even when discussing her female issues she didn't make herself a martyr. This woman has class and genuine talent lol super sweet and very funny ^.^
@trae4529
@trae4529 5 жыл бұрын
We sure would all be better off if people could find a little bit of humor in every day life! 😄😄😄
@cnsi2625
@cnsi2625 5 жыл бұрын
Will you please eat a piece of white bread 🍞 🤣🤣🤣
@lorijohnston7795
@lorijohnston7795 2 жыл бұрын
She is hilarious! Great talent!
@jamesmcgrath1952
@jamesmcgrath1952 5 жыл бұрын
I'm an old guy and I know the the value of a soft comfortable woman.
@NC-oy8hq
@NC-oy8hq 5 жыл бұрын
Uh , creeper ....
@jamesmcgrath1952
@jamesmcgrath1952 5 жыл бұрын
@@NC-oy8hq Is that what you get from what I said huh? You didn't fallow what she said and what I said in response did you? Don't know what context is do you? Do you know the difference between soft and comfortable Vs. young and tight? Obviously you don't. Soft and comfortable is what us old guys stay married to, appreciate and don't stray.
@trae4529
@trae4529 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah it’s me-- not getting your venom ..... really. Would like to understand.
@jamesmcgrath1952
@jamesmcgrath1952 5 жыл бұрын
@@trae4529 Venom? Someone calls me a "creeper" for stating that "I know the the value of a soft comfortable woman." as in my wife or any woman comfortable in her own skin without trying to look Hollywood perfect or feeling the need to look 20 years younger and I'm supposed to be OK with that? Or am I misunderstanding your question?
@beautifulsunset4071
@beautifulsunset4071 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah it's me -- I appreciate your comment about valuing a woman and enjoying her 'softness' as she gets older.
@kalabell4098
@kalabell4098 5 жыл бұрын
Me: "Preach" While eating a bowl of ice cream after a box of Mac n Cheese😅😅😅😓
@garrettagee2489
@garrettagee2489 5 жыл бұрын
Kala Bell I had a doughnut myself
@cnsi2625
@cnsi2625 5 жыл бұрын
Mac n Cheese & Chocolate pie 🤣🤣
@yionlo
@yionlo 5 жыл бұрын
omg she is backkk yeah yaaaaa
@donnaj.1634
@donnaj.1634 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha She cracks me up 🤣🤣🤣
@bigredtlc1828
@bigredtlc1828 Жыл бұрын
You're the best! Love it.
@lilianabossaolmos6787
@lilianabossaolmos6787 5 жыл бұрын
She was hilarious!!! 😂😂😂
@karenpatterson8574
@karenpatterson8574 5 жыл бұрын
Omg I love southern accents. I could talk to my cousin from NC for hours. I’m from NYS and to be quite honest I think my accent is boring 😉
@dianasmith2876
@dianasmith2876 4 жыл бұрын
NY accent is nasty.
@richardparkinson2842
@richardparkinson2842 Жыл бұрын
@@dianasmith2876yep, I don’t think I ever heard someone say they liked NYC gutteral
@justjae4267
@justjae4267 5 жыл бұрын
"I spotted a tortilla." Story of my life
@ginac895
@ginac895 3 жыл бұрын
You are so funny!! I want to see more!
@stepheniepaquette993
@stepheniepaquette993 6 ай бұрын
Funny every time!
@SurgzSeattleEvents
@SurgzSeattleEvents 5 жыл бұрын
My name is Becci and I was dying laughing! 😂😂
@stacylarge5636
@stacylarge5636 Жыл бұрын
You are so funny and I love your ac-ce-nt ♡
@Condesamontes
@Condesamontes 5 жыл бұрын
Haaaaa!!!!!!! This is how I felt when I gave up Mt. Dew for two weeks.
@7550375503
@7550375503 4 жыл бұрын
Accents : TV has changed State & regional dialects it seems. Even places such as Boston are sounding less like ' Boston ' .
@bassethoundlove
@bassethoundlove 5 жыл бұрын
You are the funniest person EVER!!!
@pattihawks8514
@pattihawks8514 5 жыл бұрын
You’re so hilarious! Love you!👏👏🦋✌️
@ccrisc100
@ccrisc100 2 жыл бұрын
Her picture story just killed me ☠️
@LBright4444
@LBright4444 5 жыл бұрын
I❤ Leanne. Just love her.
@TashaLCooke
@TashaLCooke Жыл бұрын
1st word out of Adam’s mouth when he first glanced at Eve was “wo” (in a joey lawrence voice) then thankfully raised his hands to GOD and said I am Man! & she shall be called Woman… (Billy Mango via Holy Spirit)
@peaceandquiet1983
@peaceandquiet1983 4 жыл бұрын
Gettin' off heroin is a booger!😅😅🤣🤣
@charitycrafter
@charitycrafter 5 жыл бұрын
My husband said the same thing to me when I did South Beach.
@davidrichards6974
@davidrichards6974 5 жыл бұрын
Her husband said you're hateful, won't you eat a piece of white bread~😁😜❤💋🍞🍞🍞
@llddau
@llddau 5 жыл бұрын
Haha this is great and even funnier because of that amazing accent! We don’t hear that very much, well never, in Australia. It’s hilarious even without the jokes. Something else that different here is that boys most certainly do not have fannies!
@HjCrawford
@HjCrawford 5 жыл бұрын
Right!! As a Southerner myself, fanny always meant something for girls!! Lol
@laeinea
@laeinea 5 жыл бұрын
@@HjCrawford Canadian here, fanny means rear here! LOL. I blame the Brits ;)
@HjCrawford
@HjCrawford 5 жыл бұрын
@@laeinea 😂😂😂
@katekamrat2198
@katekamrat2198 4 жыл бұрын
I just love you so much!! I’d love to see you on a tv show!!
@bodybysmod
@bodybysmod 5 жыл бұрын
This was funny, but all I can think of is the irony of claiming the paleo diet is what god put on the earth for us to eat. Someone clearly doesn’t understand what paleo is short for.
@melvina628
@melvina628 5 жыл бұрын
I can relate. White flour can be replace with white potatoes if you want to stay unhealthy, but still follow the rules.
@grandlotus1
@grandlotus1 2 жыл бұрын
"I ate a hotdog. I don't even know where it came from. I had to to keep from drinkin' whiskey..."
@Timetraveler1111MN
@Timetraveler1111MN 5 жыл бұрын
Thumbs up 👍 ha ha I like the stores that are real and more funny! The accent and silly words she says is so funny.
@sunnyscott4876
@sunnyscott4876 Жыл бұрын
She totally reminds me of Melissa Peterman from Reba.
@karenkramer83
@karenkramer83 4 жыл бұрын
I love you. Your southern and so funny. Thank you for making us laugh and sharing your life with us. Is it really that bad? Mine is. Just joking.
@badfinger6000
@badfinger6000 5 жыл бұрын
She sounds just like my wife when it comes to exercise I’ve done everything for a week or two.
@bluefox8011
@bluefox8011 5 жыл бұрын
They had little phannies shaped like baseballs lol
@salmankhosa1
@salmankhosa1 4 жыл бұрын
God i love her accent!
@kathymoore8817
@kathymoore8817 5 жыл бұрын
I'm from Al. And we could be best friends. Love this lady.
@marksopuck
@marksopuck 5 жыл бұрын
Turns out southern Chelsea handler is kinda funny
@rhamm2469
@rhamm2469 5 жыл бұрын
That’s an insult to Leann!!
@alidee1285
@alidee1285 4 жыл бұрын
Such an insult lol
@bjaMoke
@bjaMoke 5 жыл бұрын
Love this lady " oh and you still van yay-ell !"
@LindaTillotsontoo
@LindaTillotsontoo 3 жыл бұрын
Sending our love. You make our day.
@joepus1340
@joepus1340 4 жыл бұрын
Leanne you are GREAT.
@catstone8589
@catstone8589 4 жыл бұрын
Funny lady.👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😸
@pamevans8001
@pamevans8001 2 жыл бұрын
she's so great! I'm totally down w/ the I don't care thing in my 60's.
@kerrykanold740
@kerrykanold740 Жыл бұрын
Leanne, I just love you. You speak my language.
@georgemoore8832
@georgemoore8832 5 жыл бұрын
Love this.
@lincolnadams83
@lincolnadams83 4 жыл бұрын
I love her!!!
@ourv9603
@ourv9603 2 жыл бұрын
I'm trying some new resistance training. I REFUSE to go to the gym. !
@jasonsmith4483
@jasonsmith4483 4 жыл бұрын
She’s brilliant.
@airspun9801
@airspun9801 5 жыл бұрын
❤️❤️❤️😂😂😂😂Hello from the Philippines 🇵🇭
@canovwrms2684
@canovwrms2684 5 жыл бұрын
Needed that !
@Nadia-yo8lt
@Nadia-yo8lt 5 жыл бұрын
Oh how can I relate:)
@diedriegibbs6938
@diedriegibbs6938 5 жыл бұрын
Wait. No. Why did it end?? Lol. What happened to Becky? How did she feel? Lol. So many questions
@stephanied6711
@stephanied6711 4 жыл бұрын
💖💖💖 her
@ifyoucankeepit3476
@ifyoucankeepit3476 5 жыл бұрын
Knoxville!
@nancyforoughi5517
@nancyforoughi5517 5 жыл бұрын
She is funny!
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