I tried speedrunning Deepest Sword and felt extensive emotional pain

Deepest Sword is a super funny game, and also a great speedrun. What's not to love?
Watch the world record speedrun here: • [FormerWR - DEEPEST SW...
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My channel generally focuses on a more casual side of speedruns. With these videos I want to show off cool speedruns, explain how they work, and entertain. Hopefully you enjoy the content and maybe even take up speedrunning yourself, because it is truly a lot of fun!
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[@FenexTheFox]

I love that the Just One Boss run is barely a speedrun, it's just a perfectly regular run of the game.

[@whosaidiwantedahandle]

Until you run the glitched categories

[@goosifyed9717]

I need more Just One Boss Content

[@strawberryjam0585]

There's....theres glitches in that game for speedruns...​@@whosaidiwantedahandle

[@LegitUsername85ButYoutube]

@@whosaidiwantedahandle the what now?

[@humanduck4293]

@@goosifyed9717same

[@shellfire6931]

"No, it's okay, the big swords hurt!"

[@DemonAltAlt]

they're supposed to cause they're sharp?

[@hawk1515]

@@DemonAltAlt no one tell lil bro

[@originalname8770]

@@DemonAltAlt😔wish I could tell you bro

[@wyattskinner697]

@@DemonAltAlteither he’s joking or is like 5 💀

[@siteofgrace]

@@wyattskinner697”DemonAltAlt” username makes me think he’s innocent/5 years old

[@GoodOlPastaCake]

“Is it even in?” 20 seconds in and we’re triggering flashbacks:(

[@uraveragepotaato2960]

im sure you have a great personality

[@Exodyr]

Thank you eazyspeezy for penetrating the dragon with your sword 😊

[@spice4life.64]

👀

[@FurretAnimationsIsEpic]

😧

[@Andi-jk6ds]

👁👄👁️

[@wyattskinner697]

💀

[@Malpais-Legate]

Just gonna ignore that....

[@KindaNoice]

I love how the entire comment section is talking about deepest sword and not the other speedruns

[@jcola477]

Well to be fair, it is the thumbnail, along with the title.

[@dayingmuck]

proves how many people actually watch the video

[@caldercockatoo2234]

@@dayingmuckCan you blame them when the title and thumbnail are specifically related to only one game?

[@bobbananaman2509]

What other speed runs

[@robles1008]

@bobbananaman2509 Bro did you even watch the video he also played pineapple on pizza and the game called Just one boss in the video

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

The premise of the Deepest Sword in a nutshell: _"I said you slay the dragon, not lay the dragon."_

[@spacechase9705]

I mean the dragon WAS slain It just so happens the dragon was a severe masochist

[@AlaskanHuzky]

I'm looking for a quest to lay a pack of wolves.

[@gadielgonzalez2755]

Sir this is a Wendy's

[@AveragealienWhocosplays-gj2tg]

The sword and the dragons kidneystone

[@Skilled_Idiot]

you foolishly fooled fool

[@lolliii5477]

*open heart surgery noises*

[@Nyerguds]

He didn't show the end screen of the game. She looked "slayed" in a certain way all right. Remember, the hole was already there 😏

[@jettsett9354]

@@Nyerguds Ain't no way

[@younes._.]

Indie games are so fun

[@JoeFresh4]

Just one boss is on cool math games

[@jafengaming]

​@@SuperlexPlaysbro, stop yapping

[@Addonzs]

@@SuperlexPlaysstfu no one cares bot

[@GreatestNate888]

Games are so fun

[@Oli_gap]

Peak*****

[@Loren_Arg_6816]

Fun fact: the turtle from the archivement in Pinapple on Pizza is a reference to the youtuber "DEValen"

[@mesasil1]

Ah... I see you're a man of culture as well (or Spanish)

[@Dominique-mq6su]

English or spanish

[@conchipazpazpintos2939]

confirmo

[@malpal8711]

We actually tied in the deepest sword I used to play that game in school and I got really good at it

[@beans.6527]

freaky ahh

[@Cendrail0001]

​@@i..kindaquit Excuse me, have you seen the game in the video? It's a giant innuendo

[@Nyerguds]

@@Cendrail0001 Well, he didn't show the end screen, where she has a very... "slayed" look on her face, all right. @@i..kindaquit: do keep in mind... the hole was already there. Just waiting for him to put his big long sword deep into it. Also remember what his end goal was. That's right. A pussy. 😏 The innuendo was a very deliberate part of the game.

[@YouTubeWithoutstuff]

I beat it below ten minutes and in my school that was a achievement

[@josephjoestar953]

@@KZbinWithoutstuff Nah bro that's slow I last only five minutes

[@realitycheck5345]

ive been trying to beat 3:30 seconds on this game for almost 2 years now i just cant learn the tricks with the larger swords

[@verygoodprofilepicture5466]

For 2 years and not beat 3:30 is crazy but hey i belive you will get is soon

[@dardanik]

Don't feel ashamed about it, bro. The larger swords hurt anyway.

[@DraconicMaster]

Just like real life, except you DO have a big sword...

[@theghost4593]

why did it take me this long to realize the deepest sword is just getting over it dragon porn edition

[@Orange_AvengerYT]

Dirty mind lag

[@Monst3erCube]

yeah the dev new what they were doing

[@bingussigma-m5b]

monster, are you 8? you used the wrong knew.

[@Monst3erCube]

@@bingussigma-m5b Bro is accusing my age just because i accidentally missed ONE letter.

[@Orange_AvengerYT]

@@Monst3erCube Real

[@Fox_RZK]

There's important lore reasons for the dragon to have eyelashes.

[@merl_]

The world record for Just One Boss is super impressive, it's 3:35 which is actually a theoretically perfect time, being tied with the TAS. Also, you should totally check out some other PICO-8 games! They have a really unique style and they're super fun to speedrun!

[@sassymcbassy4351]

Ayy fancy seeing you here haha, nice to see my time being mentioned before I got around to it

[@sassymcbassy4351]

The hard mode WR is also TAS tied

[@merl_]

@@sassymcbassy4351 goat

[@BinknotLink]

yeah i love PICO-8 :D DUNGEON! by deklaswas is one of my favs

[@sub7se7en]

After all the Karl Jobst I seen I don't trust it.

[@streled5361]

Ah yes, Deepest Sword, totally not an euphemism game By the way, the dragon's name is Long the Dragon

[@Nyerguds]

She's Longing for something, all right.

[@epicpro5575]

@@Nyerguds you pronounce 龙 as long in Chinese and 龙 means dragon

[@staticvitality146]

@@epicpro5575So Dragon the Dragon

[@epicpro5575]

@@staticvitality146 yes

[@Duothimir]

​@@epicpro5575Rock the Dragon

[@RambunctiousTomfoolery]

Just one boss and deepest sword are amazing games. I played both a ton in school. Just one boss has a hardmode, which is really cool. I hope you decided to speedrun it!

[@michaelliu5260]

*crying* *sob* i think that that first sword is plenty big enough

[@lolliii5477]

is it enough to grind an ơrpĥan? just asking for a friend.

[@Nyerguds]

Yea, but, c'mon, man, you gotta understand. She's a big girl.

[@DearAnem0ia]

It's not the length of the sword, is how you use it. ... Unless it's a dragon.

[@Jakob0re1]

Bro knew what he was doing 💀

[@ecw613]

And who.

[@Ksescel]

No way really?!?!!,

[@evan2kewl632]

Eazy explaining this game in a way where its family friendly is amazing. The sword game. Props to eazy

[@eduardomunhoz1581]

0:53 OH GOD i GET IT

[@Awe-Tistic]

“Ah So Deep” 💀

[@Zippsterman]

The dragon's expression going from condescending to amused to scared is fantastic

[@MarxistMomentum]

I feel like this game is supposed to be one big sexual innuendo.

[@FieryBlazer9]

That's cause it is

[@diddlemethisbatman]

@@FieryBlazer9r/wooosh

[@Roberto-nn6kb]

naaah, you trippin

[@Demeanors]

im ngl i think only you thought that

[@therealstjimmybean]

Yeah

[@chesspizzaplays]

Just One Boss was (and still is) my favorite Coolmath game so imagine my excitement seeing a youtuber I like playing it :)

[@Jackisacoolperson]

I love how he can penetrate the dragon so quickly 😊

[@Nyerguds]

Hey, some -girls- dragons like it a bit slower, you know!

[@BusterWithACupcake]

That dragon was down bad for it doe 💀

[@a.s.raiyan2003-4]

The first game is basically Getting Over It, but it's about slaying a dragon. Or laying her, if you know what I'm saying.

[@YoutubeAccount7135]

wish i was the dragon

[@ZanderB227]

@@KZbinAccount7135nah that’s wild

[@thisguyisfine1512]

@@KZbinAccount7135 you do you i guess

[@YoutubeAccount7135]

@@ZanderB227 and you have a caeso pfp

[@YoutubeAccount7135]

@@thisguyisfine1512 indeed i do

[@supremeduckissupremetheduc9896]

8:04 My brother used to speedrun that game! You can get the damage spot to double-spawn if you collect one right as it gets crushed by a coin.

[@justsomething0]

"Is it even in?" Hits hard man.

[@Gramoler]

Im getting a... feeling. that im missing a hint. an inuendo one could say.

[@ANormalBlockOfTNT]

I went in expecting a deepest sword speedrun. I left satisfied having watched multiple interesting speedruns

[@seancalkins3550]

I'm sure the first sword had a great personality

[@gentlemagala3829]

31 seconds ago, eazyspeezy is speedrunning youtube recommended now

[@Kaitri]

The dragons reactions to having a sword... inserted in her are a bit weird lol

[@Nyerguds]

Well, you should be suspicious from the start about the fact the hole is already there.

[@Kaitri]

@@Nyerguds monkaS

[@Lesquidliestone]

You know what they say, it's not about the length of your sword... Ah, who am I kidding

[@LilacMonarch]

yeah girth is important too for uh swords yeah

[@MrBelles104]

It's about the motion of the ocean.

[@StuffandThings_]

Its about how good you can swing it

[@ShaunCasabar]

It's about how long it is

[@adelaestrella3338]

I love the mirror guy from Just One Boss! I love his magician asthetic and even when he's losing he still has a smile on his face

[@ChoomGuy]

Holy shit, i used to play one more bossfight ALL THE TIME in 2021. Im so glad you found it and played it. Its such a charming game and with great music to boot!

[@allererstesahnesam3531]

That dragon looks kinda HOT

[@yaboitrae45]

chill

[@Roberto-nn6kb]

donkey from Shrek moment

[@minutosdesapercibidosesp-e4508]

Only the eyebrows ok? Not ok

[@Super_tails949]

@@yaboitrae45nah that dragon bouta warm me 😈

[@cyan789]

I mean duh, she breathes fire

[@Strawberry-sandwhich]

Oh…no..the memes of this game with how long the sword is with the dragon….

[@lutoantran8060]

The second game took 'pinapple on pizza is a disaster' way too serious 💀

[@EndurableWither]

I saw my sister had Pineapple on Pizza on her library, so I tried to play it. I was very surprised at how good it was, even if it had barely any content. Favourite part was the turtle. Then setting off the volcano was the tip of the peak. I have never felt so happy seeing innocent people BURN.

[@popcatiscool-jx3vq]

I beg you play/speedrun rain world... it is truly a peak world

[@rw_rivulet]

Play the peak world You won't regret it

[@Humveevr]

My school banned cool math games were done “There’s nothing we can do” *French music starts playing*

[@Rhyspectable]

Bro was speedrunning trough the parts that I struggled on. The pain I feel

[@CrazyDoodEpicLeaves]

Ghost Trick pfp!

[@ImPuffed]

I had to play the game myself before watching the video I got 21 minutes lol well done

[@CatMuto]

Once you see someone repeatedly head towards you with a longer and longer sword, maybe just give them their cat back? XD

[@Nyerguds]

Oh, she _wanted_ that sword deep inside her. He didn't show the end screen; she looked "slayed" all right.

[@Charles-xc7hb]

The funny part about this game is that this game is just one big innuendo The first one

[@AndrewAnufriyev]

You basically have to hit the g spot of the dragon to win lmao😂😂

[@AlexiNico-nj5oo]

That dragon had me acting unwise (got drunk, komodo wife)

[@pbyarugaba]

Deepest Sword feels like a sex joke

[@yadicruz170]

Maybe it is..

[@Orange_AvengerYT]

Because it is. The cat at the end literally says "yu came for me" I rest my case.

[@zulta]

6:14 yoooooooooo, I love that game

[@JacobMorales-jo4gk]

Same

[@Endycat1]

I love games that are just a giant innuendo

[@Brown95P]

"Is it even in?" "He he, that tickles." "Ah, felt something that time..." "Oh, so deep..." "AAHHH!!!" ...I mean, do I even *_need_* to say anything else? The jokes just write themselves at this point.

[@ericb3157]

one of these games reminded me of a silly old game called "you have to burn the rope". there is only one enemy, that cannot be killed in a conventional manner, although you CAN try to fight him in a "normal" manner. if you win, the game sings a very silly song: "you are a hero, you managed to beat the whole damn game!" that's just the first line, the full song is actually longer than the game itself!

[@MrLordofawesomeness]

Listening to eazy say. “And we’re gonna stick it into the ground and lift” 6 times in a row feels like an April fools joke

[@just_a_n0rmal_person]

Damn i love the 3 in 1 offer thanks eazy!

[@Crimgon]

6:13 I love Just One Boss so much that it was so surprising watching you talk about it.

[@Espagueti_cocido]

PINEAPLE ON PIZZA SHOULD BE THE GOTY 🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Acudit]

I am so happy someone knows about Just One Boss! I thought no one knew this existed!

[@re1ive456]

I remember playing this when it released and suggesting it to a small streamer. I caused him a lot of pain.

[@quagsire413]

i remember playing deepest sword when i was like 13. i didn’t pick up on ANY of the jokes back then it’s crazy 😭

[@snakycarnival9119]

Pineapple on Pizza is one of the few games I have 100% on. Thank you for showing the world the beauty of Hawaiian culture

[@stubby3621]

Omg my comfort streamer eze peze (thank you for helping me fall asleep all the time)

[@CantCntrlFire]

"So nice I had to do it twice" ahh video

[@steadfast1448]

More like 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 sword am I right lads or am I right lads?

[@carrot.j]

👅

[@RedFrontRadio]

you are right lads!

[@St33lStrife]

You are right lad

[@MrBelles104]

Deepest Sword speedruns may be very hard, but they aren't the only thing that's hard 😏

[@KoffeeB]

What are we doing with the dragon today?

[@bupstertarvin6468]

I respect you, for only playing the game for the merit of it speedrun potential and physics puzzles.

[@Flii_]

0:14 The dragon is wild for this one

[@YoloYester94]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[@TyCollins-c6g]

When it said “is it even in” I started dying😂💀

[@sassymcbassy4351]

Just One Boss has very interesting and fun glitched categories along with a hard mode to boot. It would be great to see you give one or all a try. Thanks for playing the game, it's great to see it get some recognition after so long.

[@hughjass2493]

bro just one boss used to be my favorite coolmathgames game I trained on that thing for weeks man

[@-Raylight]

Donkey from Shrek would be proud xD Not pineapple on pizza! Run baby!! At least the turtle is safe 🤣

[@initiald975]

nyoom

[@DevMan2342]

“Is it even in” is a bit crazy to say to someone with such a small sword. 1 centimeter kings rise!

[@I_animated_it]

i remember just one boss. i also think that you unlock a hard mode after completing it the first time, and all i remember from that is 4 of the the mirror guy

[@goats4life323]

I didn't understand this game about 2 years ago

[@red_the_fox]

Very good choice of words

[@joo3414]

“Thankfully we might be immortal because we don’t burn up.” Actually, you can see your body fall into the lava for a split second. You’re a ghost.

[@just_a_n0rmal_person]

A wise man once said "if there is a hole there is a goal" that's all ima say...

[@Nyerguds]

So many people don't seem to realise how odd it is that the hole _is already there._ 🤔

[@AccursedPotato]

Ah yes, the sexual innuendo game. I myself have played this many a time.

[@ThisSourKraut]

Three games I've never heard of, and am itching to play all of them now. Thanks, mate. ❤

[@theok7423]

"Watch the world record here: [former WR]" Someone's been busy

[@Cosmictoast8]

Idk if you played it before on the channel but you should speedrun last stand union city

[@KhangAJ]

Getting over it but 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

[@neyphutapie]

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴ing over it

[@carrot.j]

👅

[@SMToonLarvaHeroes-9898]

We actually tied in the deepest sword I used to play that game in school and I got really good at it

[@Superersonic19]

So cool that you speedrun deepest sword, I remember playing it in like 20 minutes and then seeing a speedrun :0 Love the game

[@TBOMBDABAUM]

I’ve been waiting for this game to be on here for a while! It’s so fun

[@snemt2716]

Feels like only a moment ago you hit 10k. crazy.

[@suursuits7637]

Ah, Just One Boss, a favourite of school computer lab lessons

[@tricky8979]

Bro destroyed the whole entire pineapple on pizza island 🔥🔥💀🔥🔥 5:33

[@arandomname3575]

4:03 no you are just dead

[@IBZogTheGreat]

Does it look like he’s dead?

[@advance64bro]

He isn’t dead, that is extreme room temperature IQ

[@mathieul4303]

@@IBZogTheGreatyes.

[@mathieul4303]

@@advance64brohe is dead. Y’all never played the game

[@markpiper6382]

Just One Boss is basically just the King Boo fight from LM3.

[@nummers9037]

I love these small anthology speedrun videos

[@fsdsf7970]

The last game has such cool fighting mechanics I loved it

[@strawberrydelta2144]

Seeing this vid is crazy, I played this game on newgrounds like 3 years ago, and started doing speedruns of it for like a year. I think my time was something like 3:26

[@trashyalphys]

coolmath… a name i haven’t heard in years…..

[@C00lguy]

Remember size matters 👍💀

[@torbenkrauleidies5918]

the sword is not small at the start of the game... i would say its above average... gigantic even... its a big sword!

[@thebingogaming2979]

The nostalgia im having from just one boss is insane

[@Øknap26]

Speezy never fails to penetrate us with giant swords 😊