100% Speedrunning 60 Seconds Was A Huge Mistake

[@_Gam3r]

imagine you have 60 seconds until you die and your father just starts repeatedly ramming the toilet

[@SamPendentTheThief]

Why not just hop into the bunker yourself, I say the family is lazy

[@CorvoTanuar]

It's a good way to relieve stress.

[@rollinlikebuer9059]

Sorry, officer, but I was just trying to get an achievement.

[@shadowstrider7224]

and then he breaks the toilet clean off

[@nathangamble125]

@@shadowstrider7224 "won't be needing this thing when our house is a pile of rubble anyway"

[@Isaac_646]

I have never seen a more accurate depiction of what shelter survival can do to someone. Playing this game is *corrosive* to mental health.

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@w.5273]

Never played it but the video about it made me hate this game.

[@rageldith9600]

@@w.5273what video?

[@backtonad]

​@@rageldith9600the video on your screen bro

[@rageldith9600]

@@backtonad I figured he might be talking about a different video, especially because that comment doesn't seem to me to be referring to this one

[@ObsidianAge]

I 100%ed this game, and remember struggling with the tank and ice cream truck. I kept getting the tank. You are the ONLY person I have ever heard explicitly state that you get the tank if you send an adult and the truck if you send a child. I always thought it was just luck, as do most people on the forums. I would have saved dozens of hours (once a vehicle is locked, it cannot be 'reset' until complete). Thank you for bringing this to light!

[@CrimsonRose18]

I'm struggling with the tank, but got the ice cream truck ending like 5 times.

[@violettesvids8789]

@@CrimsonRose18 i also got the ice cream truck, but not the ending yet lol

[@CaoscapeRevival]

"You need to keep your family alive" - dad is dead on the counter and his flesh has disappeared

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@WGreg]

@@EEEEEEEEE

[@xxrodangamerzxx3177]

​@@WGregE

[@vuk291]

​@@EEEEEEEEE

[@itscupss]

nice name man

[@mammoney07]

I love this game so much! I used to watch playthroughs by Cubscouts and Gloom in middle school. I'm in college now which is crazy. Thanks for breathing some life into it!

[@jayitsthenerdyninja9891]

I watched those two in middle school too! Wild how much time has passed, and we’ve both found EasySpeezy in college!

[@tylerisntasheep6854]

@@jayitsthenerdyninja9891 me three

[@kitkatmewers]

Yeah same here

[@frogcornbread]

Thanks for making me spiral about the inevitable passage of time...

[@talhahussains1b47]

i used to watch sundee walkthrough

[@goobied_goober]

swatting the fly like that may have saved a couple seconds minutes maybe

[@slurpyeel]

IT'S ONE IN A MILLION

[@melomn_]

it could have saved... 60 seconds..

[@autumn_sunday]

​@@melomn_ _bah dum chhh_

[@kingwashington7650]

@@melomn_roll credits

[@thegoose8670]

I DID NOT THINK IT TAKES THAT LONG TO 100% SIXTY SECONDS LOLLL

[@DUSTINNEREM]

Fr

[@sonarchy5158]

I expected the speedrun to be long since 60 seconds is a pretty slow game with a lot of rng That being said, I did not expect the speedrun to last almost 9 hours

[@Montmaster2]

Yeah

[@kritikalmatix]

strawberry crepe

[@amethyphoenix]

@@sonarchy5158 RNG be like

[@stardustandflames126]

I just realised "A New Hope" is surely a Star Wars reference, given you're saved by two twins...

[@katonnor]

One of the events with the twins is them asking you to send one person to help them fight raiders. Where it turns out the twins father was leading the raiders

[@thatonebrit-em6ip]

Pls don’t spoil it😢

[@sabnock31]

@@thatonebrit-em6ip dude, it's a 9 year old game and almost 50 year old movie.

[@junior_7y]

@@katonnor thats funny as hell lol

[@thatonebrit-em6ip]

@@sabnock31 but I didn’t play it

[@end_slayer]

So many people probably kept trying to get Twins but stole and never knew why the Twins would never follow up.

[@dream_walker9726]

it’s me, i’m that person

[@NotABean_]

this game gave me the fear of nuclear explosions as a kid when markiplier played it lmfao

[@tiacat11]

You and the Cold War generation LMAO

[@NotABean_]

@@tiacat11 xD true!!

[@melodyignacio8481]

​@@NotABean_biggest fear is hearing a big boom and you get scared asf thinking its a noob

[@melodyignacio8481]

​@@NotABean_*nuke

[@moonflower5553]

​@@melodyignacio8481 or hearing plane overhead, especially if it has the sound of something falling out of the air. "Ah, the blitz"

[@Kykai3212]

5:01 From a kubz scouts fan "And teddy's sick, and Delores' dead, and Shirakov gives 0 Fucks!"

[@mrrazor6335]

I remember that video

[@edrianpascual9157]

Sharikov is the devil, Pancake is an angel

[@zeebaka]

not sure why this game is making a comeback after all these years, but im here for it

[@Mario-ss4gq]

Its probably because of fallout TV series

[@sgujuhgftyyuyy]

Caseoh

[@aaolisami]

As someone who sucks at this game i am excited to see all the things im too unskilled to achieve

[@SeanFerree]

Me too!!

[@hijimnny]

Fun fact: When you get the raider scenario, if it shows the harmonica as an option, the raiders will kill you/game over you. If it shows bug spray instead of the harmonica, the raiders will steal from you.

[@encyrpticcodes8035]

Btw a really cool and probably rare event: mary jane can turn into a mutant if you don't take her to the shelter. it's probably really rare tho, i only got it once ever.

[@marioman3142]

i believe he knows seeing as it's in the thumbnail

[@obvshaky]

@@marioman3142 in the video he said its by a mutated spider or pipe leaking green, not by leaving mary jane outside so he might not know

[@encyrpticcodes8035]

yes that's what i was thinking@@obvshaky

[@Pairofscissorspng]

​@@obvshaky I have played the game Mary Jane and Little Timmy can enter the shelter if you dont pick them up, but its rare, they come sick or crazy, no as mutants

[@sei_Hacke]

That cool

[@Hickorypaws]

11:20 the Morse code reads I think “ubba lubba dub dub”

[@lexdendi]

Not the Rick and Morty reference!

[@Breexee]

“WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!!”

[@monathehegehog7404]

I'm very used to hearing "*KOBE*" whenever Ted (father) jumps into shelter 😅 If you know, you know

[@SlenderverseTrash]

that brought back memories

[@mamba9017]

THAT DUDE 🌸

[@Epickate368]

What’s that dudes name I forgot about that lol

[@themoocow7718]

Same here. That's some nostalga.

[@bigmanpesto]

​@@Epickate368thekubzscout is thr guys name

[@RealR_15]

A hero is one who knows how to hang on one minute longer. ...

[@baselbaiatra7241]

thats what she said

[@hpsaws]

this game genuinely scared me when I was younger and I have no clue why 💀💀

[@bal3716]

Same😭

[@bigmanpesto]

I was scared of the ted skeleton for some reason

[@FBI-zi9hd]

Same here. This game is actually terrifying and the soundtrack is depressing as fuck 😭

[@bobthelegendarygamer]

Yeah this game is fucking scary. I watched a guy played this game on KZbin and watching everything happening felt fucking different then other games.

[@sgujuhgftyyuyy]

SAME especially Timmy and how he looked when he was starving. But now im fucking obsessed with it

[@strongerthanever2039]

When the game is called 60 seconds, but you take more than 60 seconds to speedrun it.

[@gargoylegray7725]

Skill issue lol

[@NinjofNature]

frfr

[@glarre]

@meepman-sz7lq thank you for the explanation, now it makes sense

[@NinjofNature]

@meepman-sz7lq the comment wasn't really asking a question

[@anonymall]

>make game >call it 60 seconds >it's longer than 60 seconds

[@sanzyboy3952]

As someone who spent a lot of time playing this game you never wanna feed the family late because they'll keep getting sick and when your family member comes from an expedition you need to feed them multiple times in order to bring their hunger to a normal state and also you can cure them this way if they come back sick which is why food is way more important than water in my opinion

[@MyRegardsToTheDodo]

I think Ted turning into a robot is a reference to Buffy. In one episode of season 2 of Buffy, her mother meets a new boyfriend, whose name is Ted and who looks a bit like the Ted from 60 Seconds. In the end it turns out that Ted is actually a robot who has been created by a man in the 1950s and has the hobby of kidnapping women who resemble his inventor's wife and keeping them in a bunker until they die.

[@sovjejkies]

i didnt expect that dark twist bruh

[@MyRegardsToTheDodo]

@@sovjejkies Neither did Buffy's mom.

[@bountybrownie3324]

21:02 the Santa hat on Ted's skeleton, I love this game so much T0T

[@adamgoodman3170]

I give props to you doing long speedruns like this. Keep up the awesome work!

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@Lil_Ms_Dipst]

YooO!! More 60 Seconds content. A speedrun of 60 Parsecs (sorta sequel game?) would be neat to see too if you're taking suggestions.

[@SouthPrkFan]

i cant believe this man played 60 seconds for 8 hours straight

[@ConneCraig]

I wish there was a ending where you escape but don't tell your family

[@A-really-cool-Youtube-name]

Achievement unlocked 🏆: Familial problems

[@aaolisami]

milk & cigarettes 🏆

[@semisemicoloncolon]

huge huge props for this, I get tired of playing this game after ten minutes, I can’t imagine playing it for 8 hours straight, especially if an hour of that was just spent trying to beat a single game mode. you must have elapsed thousands of days in this single speedrun. And gosh, the music - I really hope you weren’t actually just listening to the in game music this entire time, because I got sick of it just watching the video, I can’t imagine having to actually listen to it this entire time.

[@FainthedCherry]

Damn, idk. I play this game for hours and also listen to the in-game soundtrack for hours bc it's just so good. Maybe you just don't like the game principle in itself? Idk, you're the first to call this game unbearable by describing how annoyed you get alone. (I'm not saying this in a rude way, just surprised by reading such a comment and intrigued in result)

[@dream_walker9726]

@@FainthedCherry I have a similar experience to the original comment, it’s just not the annoying part of the repetition in the soundtrack. i can’t stand playing this game more than a few runs because it feels so hopeless and lonely and the soundtrack puts my anxiety into overdrive and i can’t keep playing. i love the game and know quite a lot, it’s just i can’t play it myself, i have to watch someone else do it otherwise i get too unnerved.

[@MedievalGenie]

I played this game and despised how so much of any run came down to luck. You could get some vital supplies or kill off a character outright, all in an identical decision, this process repeats several times.

[@Sir.Linksalot]

already know this is gonna be one of my favorite videos

[@SeanFerree]

Same!

[@owaowakai]

Loved the video Eazy! Please add an achievement counter on the screen 🙏 It’ll be a great way to see the rate of the achievements you’re getting

[@FUGP72]

Preppers...I can't stress this enough...Teach your wife and kids how to handle an emergency situation. You can get so much more stuff in the shelter if you not only didn't have to waste time carrying them, but if they also carries some stuff themselves! Even if they only grabbed items on their way to the shelter and never came back up, you would have so much! Or better yet, keep a few cases of soup and water in the shelter at all times! How can you call yourself a prepper if you have to grab everything you need from the house when the siren starts to wail? You spent hundreds of thousands of dollars building that shelter. Would it really kill you to spend an extra $200 on some Campbell's Chunky and Dasani?

[@Cupcakezs]

Chill It's just a game of managing resources. Whats the point of managing the resources if he has a bunch of

[@EmjrRockz]

I think this guy was talking to actual emergency preppers. Whether that's any better, idk man you figure it out

[@Dovahkindle]

I adore 60 seconds, I’m so glad you made another video about it :D

[@DrowsySquid75]

> Doesn’t need water just food > Proceeds to give her water

[@woodcat4974]

This man has wasted so much of his time everyday speedrunning games. I applaud him for that.

[@Magnet_Chaos]

It gets views. So not completely wasted.

[@DespOIcito]

Isn’t this his job? He’s not wasting any time at all

[@katonnor]

​@@DespOIcitohe also chooses what games to play so really no different than any other gamer

[@Vflower.Vocaloid]

The way I’ve loved this game for years yet I didn’t know half of these achievements

[@AC-Destiny]

Could you speedrun another Poptropica island? I think that speedrunning Astro-Knights or Steamworks would be really fun (and challenging) experience for you and us viewers.

[@lukemartin8162]

'a' fun

[@lukemartin8162]

*a

[@lukemartin8162]

''a''

[@TanjiroKamadoyum]

01:30 what hapennd to timmy bro😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 01:40 dad in sicko mode🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🗣💅 02:18 mommy in sicko mode💅💅💅💅💅 02:40 timmy where are you looking at your eyes is closed😁 02:55 rip dad😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀 03:15 rip moms and lil bros mentality😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 04:45 the whole family got cooked wth😭😭😭😭😭 05:05 rip mom😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 07:55 cooked again? nahhh🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 08:10 rip dad (again) 08:50 PLEASE STOP GETTING TRUMATIZED 09:55 mom sacrificed his child 10:56 rip dad (3.rd time) 11:44 bro jumpscared me 12:45 mom finna be a zombie 14:50 ornitorank ahh 16:48 rip dad (please dont die anymore) 17:05 dad on his mental breakdown ark 17:05 rip mom 17:30 hello doggy

[@TheGamingKidorsmthidk]

Lol dude i literally just watch your last 60 second speedrun for the 3rd time then my autoplay brought me to this, i've been waiting for this, i wonder this speedrun is gonna be about!

[@ARandomDude59]

You should speedrun alien isolation, I’d like to see how that goes :)

[@tiacat11]

Jesus Christ, that's so mean lmao

[@minichou]

im surprised there's no achievement for having all the family members survive, that would be the hardest imo

[@EricDavidovich]

It’s pretty easy since I’m a sweat at the game and know all the tips and tricks. Feed them water and food every 5 days

[@AtomicVortex420]

eazyspeezy was indeed THAT DUDE 100% 60 seconds

[@lukemorgan6166]

Cringe

[@abhiyaan7265]

@@lukemorgan6166 yo mom

[@davemiller638]

@@lukemorgan6166 your mother

[@AAnnoonnyy]

No. Jay From the Kubz Scouts is THAT DUDE.

[@Offbeet2886]

this run isnt 60 seconds long, you failed

[@MyDogTheTom]

Ted died💀💀💀

[@gameronthedot4733]

Valid

[@MikayGaming-nz9qq]

Bro

[@MikayGaming-nz9qq]

You get 60 seconds for collecting items to live in the shelter

[@mctogo001]

oh noes!

[@aidenwalkup1391]

11:19 So, I translated the morse code here.. and I think it's a reference to Rick and Morty, with the morse saying: WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB

[@thecreativepersonn]

When I translated that, not even half way through translating, I’m like “Wait… is this a rock and Morty reference😂

[@aidenwalkup1391]

@@thecreativepersonn I'm sorry, did you just say Rock and Morty?

[@thecreativepersonn]

Rick and Morty, you know what I meant

[@dmto-wv2od]

Eazy is the best speedrunner I've ever seen

[@deep_fried_cringe7962]

After watching you play the fnaf mod of this, everything being normal looks so wrong

[@Pet-mb9pr]

I know it hasn’t even been a minute when i send this, but I accidentally saw this and I’m so grateful you are doing this game bc it’s one of my favorites 😅

[@beeeennnnnnn]

i hope the best for whoever helped develop this game. a true classic

[@Tomoyotheoreo]

Jay from the kubz scouts would love this!

[@plussyplatinum]

DUDE I JUST GOT INTO THIS GAME BECAUSE I REMEMBER KUBZ SCOUTS PLAYING IT AND NOW YOU POST A 23 MINUTE VIDEO ABOUT SPEEDRUNNING THE GAME AAAAAAA

[@manboy4720]

WHY ARE WE SCREAMING I'M SCARED AAAAA

[@lukemartin8162]

100% speedrun silly. (no offense btw)

[@verdatum]

I remember looking for a 100% run a few years ago and coming up dry. Thank you!

[@LordCrate-du8zm]

1:24 Monty Python references are always appreciated

[@merskyman2449]

That brundlefly achievement is a reference to the movie “the fly” Really great movie

[@FailsGeo]

i LOVE this channel and video

[@fatmakaya5669]

If you trying to get a world record mutating MJ is a pretty good idea (She can defend against Bandits,She can survive against the wasteland and she mostly eats not drink)

[@ep1c_swimwater]

the cockroach one is violating the geneva convention

[@BoliVic96]

glad to see we're back to the quality content

[@mohammedalalwan13]

love ur channel

[@somecatfromtheinternet]

Honestly, I never knew that the raiders event even existed. How damn surprised I was to see a completely empty bunker after the day count cutscene.

[@dogalot]

I can’t believe how the 60 seconds speedrun moderators feel about always having to sit through a 9 hour video making sure it’s real

[@theworldsperson5705]

This is by far my most favorite sweet run You've done.

[@Okaeforeman]

Seeing anyone play this game that isn’t Jay is so odd lol

[@leocotterell4835]

This is a vid that I can watch over and over without getting bored

[@MegaMix_Craft]

Wow, that's something I really didn't expect to see

[@gutzgal0r3]

I hope you'll do a 60 parsec speedrun soon! i love the 60 sec duology

[@byrontheusurper6505]

Man this game rules

[@garyella1301]

It was very laborious for me even doing this on the playstation for the trophies by being able to save to a usb drive then reloading to manipulate the day rng. Only way I would have gotten them and experienced everything in the game. Well done for the good time

[@moncefpc8505]

Finally bro uploaded

[@Kurotheminer]

8:00 "you got lucky this time retirement home people"

[@abelgandarilla6040]

The intro music is a banger

[@sillygooberidk]

i completely forgot about thus channel until i saw this video and i wish i didnt forget

[@InvasionAnimation]

Someone better get the Kub Scoutz on this!

[@DSastrogames]

ikr 😂

[@AAnnoonnyy]

HE HOPPED ON IT 🗿

[@JigglyYorkie2JigglyYorkieplus]

Poor Ted 2:56

[@brandonwomack5591]

Hey man, while this video is fresh, thanks for the content. You're a super cool dude, don't stop being amazing!!!!

[@TestingStuffForFun-fm5iq]

i am happy the game is growing again

[@ducksareducks]

5 seconds new record

[@firedarkslayers3368]

0:41 DAMN THAT WAS A CLEAN SCAVENGE

[@-Skoke-]

I remember speedruns of this game

[@amitrana-wb9yz]

Bro 18:40 Mj - crasy Ted crazy Dolores crazy Timmy i still standing After 7 days Timmy crazy

[@lalahuwu]

Eazy sounds kinda sad in this video. I hope he's doing well behind the mic. If you're reading this, Eazy, I wish you a good day and if you are dealing with stuff a good luck! 💕

[@lucas89937]

The commitment haha

[@zeed905]

can you speedrun LEGO Jurassic World? that would be fun. btw i love ur videos! edit: forgot to say that i love the game too

[@BaconboyKeatonblox]

This is amazing I could never do this

[@SawadaYT]

zayed gaming break this speed run boooooooy💪💪 he's the 7 world recorder

[@Logan_19_]

I can’t watch this video without hearing case in the back of my mind saying “DOOKIE ON ME DELORES” or “L SCAVENGE”

[@W6ST3]

Hey Sir Eazy, you coming very close to reaching the 3m sub goal(congratulations) I was wondering if for the achievement you could do a run killer montage showing sum of you most heart breaking run death for our entertainment

[@Tacocatv]

I am so hyped I loved this speed run

[@SeanFerree]

Right on!! Same here!

[@agoodguy6825]

nice mutant mj!!! you really did speedrun that!

[@Snard980]

I love this game

[@Ok0k915]

I’m early ish I’ve never been this early to a post😭

[@Jizzy_24]

100% speedrun god of war 2018, Ragnarok, and Valhalla😊

[@thatone8d10guy8]

At 13:37, he got the 1337 achievement, nice little easter egg

[@FurryNonsense]

I see that someone is a fan of Insym

[@gdoklempa]

request: can you try speedrunning the game "trace"? It's a game on coolmathgames and i think it would be interesting to see how fast you can complete the actual game itself, so can you do it?

[@TheRealMuffinMan7]

Caseoh gonna eat you for this

[@SnowLemur]

Caseoh needs to see this

[@carlosiagnecz]

Not done on 60 seconds, clickbait 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬!!!

[@Flipty10]

Cant tell if you're serious or sarcastic

[@AmphibiousFlow]

It wasnt dont in 60 seconds, but it was done ON 60 seconds. As you said haha

[@frilledlizardz]

@@Flipty10It’s a joke lol

[@derpepic.offical]

it wasn’t done in 60 seconds but the game is called 60 seconds

[@Paper_Luigi01]

Are you stupid or something ☠️?

[@Neomantis34]

So when you got the 1337 achievement at 13:37, was that intentional or

[@MyDogTheTom]

This is an awesome speed run the best part is leaving the daughter

[@-di8fo]

INB4 CaseOh