I tried speedrunning Papa's Sushiria and somehow only poisoned like 3 customers

Speedrunning Papa's Sushiria is great because I'm actually SUPPOSED to serve raw food. Usually it wouldn't hurt too many of my customers because it is sushi after all, but don't worry, I have my ways...
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My channel generally focuses on a more casual side of speedruns. With these videos I want to show off cool speedruns, explain how they work, and entertain. Hopefully you enjoy the content and maybe even take up speedrunning yourself, because it is truly a lot of fun!
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[@EmeraldImperial]

finally, the game where you're allowed to sell people raw food

[@definitelysomething4161]

You are technically always "allowed" to serve them raw food

[@definitelysomething4161]

@MrRagequit If you poison both, the problem is solved

[@AshgabatKetchumov]

Quinn is a lawyer 👀

[@happyperson1513]

CoOkIe DoUgH

[@fradefox6128]

This is one of the oldest cool math games. I don’t think “finally a game where you can serve people raw food” is suitable. I agree tho

[@Isosyth]

"Maybe I'd be a better worker if I didn't hate all my customers" I work in a kitchen, the best food is made through sheer hatred.

[@happyperson1513]

You sir are gorden ramsay

[@bearhugger3412]

I cant even... This is fact... This is fact... first 3 months? Yea im making art. After 6 years? I pour my hatred in this piece of things. Eat it.

[@blakksheep736]

Really?

[@ryefla]

See, Akari is fine when you ruin all her meals, but when it comes to sushi, she gets Serious

[@AxxLAfriku]

I broke my feet today because I kicked my computer because someone commented that my videos are bad! I hate unjustified criticism. Please wish me a speedy recovery, dear hu

[@Qxestionable]

@@AxxLAfriku Ummmm Not to be rude but you probably need to look into anger management if a comment saying they didn’t like your video is enough to make you kick your computer til you break a bone......

[@N0GG1N]

@@Qxestionable it's a troll channel btw

[@Fumbann]

@@AxxLAfriku I wish your feet breaks more

[@ct-zr1ce]

@@AxxLAfriku how many times do i need to call you bad for you to break all your bones

[@Mexythemusician]

"no offense to my customers but they're stupid" - EazySpeezy 2020. A straight up mood

[@thememeestfilmbuff]

*All three of those people you poisoned were Willie.*

[@Roro_the_creature]

at this point Willie just likes it

[@jcovx]

filip ristovski thats called a kink

[@raiders6507]

*Willie will remember that.*

[@shreemandpe]

Nothing hotter than sudden onset diarrhea.

[@sweetnsoursis]

Sauces from left to right: Duck sauce Teriyaki Sauce Wasabi Sauce General Tso's Sauce Ginger Miso Sauce Yum Yum Sauce (Yes that's a real thing)

[@Iainttrynadoxxmyself]

I love yum yum sauce.

[@MATOGAST.]

Yum, yum yum sauce

[@noname-xp2jd]

Where’s the lamb sauce?!??!

[@dododareal1218]

Yum yum sauce sounds yummy

[@hyphe1337]

*DUCK SAUCE*

[@TheNamesRise]

I can no longer unsee whatever that actually is as cheese

[@I_AM_HYDRAA]

it is mango

[@lusian4758]

@@I_AM_HYDRAA Nope, American cheese.

[@s0lacee]

@@lusian4758 The joke Your bonehead

[@lusian4758]

@@s0lacee How tf did I miss the joke when there is no real joke? The “it is mango” isn’t a joke, that’s actually mango. And I have made a joke lol. Repeat that comment but with yourself

[@s0lacee]

@@lusian4758 s a t i r e

[@liyre4189]

Alternatively: EazySpeezy just straight up roasts people

[@theboomerpride]

Papa's peopleria

[@bfigs]

@@theboomerpride ah yes, the world renoun series where you cook all your costumers into tasty ground beef

[@doubtful_seer]

@@theboomerpride Hannibal Lector would like to know your location

[@Z.A.N.E]

"you're just making me hate you more and more with everything you do" Me to my classmates during a group project

[@vic_x]

That’s just me with classmates. Always.

[@bfigs]

Pro tip: For better teamwork talking about the problems with the group at someone's house will work out pretty well! Especially when you say you're going to the bathroom but actually let out arsenic into the room and runaway, now you only have to deal with the voices in your head! You're welcome!

[@K..C]

its more like everything they dont do

[@kainiri5102]

The fact that sounds like Zane is the icing on the cake KC made

[@bensoncheung2801]

444 👍

[@ChaoticKide]

I love that Speezy uses “we” like we’re also helping him make inedible sushi

[@insertfunnyusernamehere19]

The thing you called “American cheese” was mango. (Edit: I have no idea what it actually was so have fun arguing in the replies)

[@directedbycyve3388]

bruh

[@dominic-ir5zs]

i thought it was either mango or egg tbh

[@blazerchocobo]

Tbf I have seen sushi rolls with cheese, but it's usually some kind of soft cheese. The blatant exception being one place that served a _cheddar_ roll.

[@catfood2]

Bruh I've been playing this for like 3 years and just now, when flash is gonna shut it down, I find out it ain't even cheese...

[@izaakweed8582]

@@catfood2 it might be on cool math games so it probably be still alive

[@arandompersonontheinternet5557]

EazySpeezy : I only poisoned three costumers. His entire fan base : Who are you and what did you do to the real EazySpeezy?!

[@lady_deaths_head]

"I really want to poison this guy, i know we can't, at least not *yet* " You unlock it at the end of the game

[@s0lacee]

Please be serious

[@andrew28677]

Please be serious

[@Ceborreia]

Please be serious

[@rickastley3310]

Please be serious

[@lady_deaths_head]

please be serious

[@schmingerfly6436]

It is my personal head canon that Olivia's name was not originally Olivia, but she changed it to represent her weird love for olives

[@pengil3]

Same case for Radilyn.

[@C-Midori]

That IS what happened with LePete if I recall correctly, so there’s that

[@williamjoseph5694]

I’m not entirely sure if this is possible but maybe you could try speed running getting all the endings in a Henry stickmin game?

[@desert5651]

That makes no sense

[@koma4304]

that should be pretty easy honestly

[@actualegg]

@@koma4304 I really hope you're joking

[@izaakweed8582]

@@desert5651 he means like all the fails

[@koma4304]

@@actualegg how would it be hard? they said one game right? i mean, the last time i played a henry game the endings were really easy to get?? i don't know your experience with henry games but its really easy??

[@tgosuke]

5:48 You can find out the name of every ingredient in the game by going to the Cookbook (it's in the same place as the specials) 0:55 It's because she's part of the Romano family quartet basically 2:28 The stars are meant to represent the medal you get by earning 5 of them. So getting five of those "brown" stars gets you a bronze medal, after which the stars turn white to represent the silver medal then yellow to represent the gold medal

[@lusian4758]

5:02 “You expect GAS STATION sushi” *Chubbyemu music starts playing*

[@yurei8861]

Her name’s Bruna Romano, because her family runs a quartet, named the Romano Quartet, so they put the first to distinguish between all 4 of them.

[@youtoozgoldie]

You should try Papas Scooperia! It’s really fun!

[@BlxxdLxst17]

he has done Freezeria which is similar so idk

[@sapphire26]

The scooperia is my favorite!

[@aciculla9659]

He will do all of them

[@desmond9740]

He will do it most likely.

[@youtoozgoldie]

@@sapphire26 Same!

[@blabedybloop3335]

"She looks like she can handle some sushi" has got to be one of the best possible accident pick up lines

[@Dumbmonkey-s9r]

The classic “wait five business days”

[@tofuuro]

i work at a sushi restaurant and if every customer got to decide what goes inside their rolls i'd probably quit after 5 days too

[@johnscott5623]

Love how he gets 4.20 in tips when he's talking about his food and how it may kill you

[@chessemchesse3676]

Eazy speezy is unironically fun at commentary

[@MMTimeless]

Speedrun hotdogeria it's my favorite one.

[@jackturner-bogdanzivojinov1385]

It's the easiest too.

[@ghost_ship_supreme]

I like the idea that every time his cooks serve raw food and the diner goes under, he moves countries and starts a new franchise.

[@coenvore1675]

I love how EazySpeezy spends almost an entire minute roasting Hacky Zak

[@Yuki_5431]

Ben's speedrun videos are like crack, one or two videos and you just can't stop.

[@ethanstitt9044]

“Only poisoned 3 people” c’mon Speezy, you gotta step up your game!

[@johnbacile9495]

Yeah, set your goal at 6

[@MAML_]

12 out of every 10 customers should be poisoned daily

[@OkamiKai6980]

@@MAML_ Nah it should be 69 incluing Papa Louie

[@veeer2255]

Asteroid? Aliens? Nah,this is how Humanity will go Extinct

[@rjdahl_]

Congrats on 235k man!! Seems like yesterday I found your channel at 20k 💚💜 I love your content so much, keep it up! PS: please speedrun Penguin Diner: The Original :D

[@ericamborsky3230]

It was amazing how in the exact video where he goes on a tangent about how "if you are a closer you are genuinely a bad person," Akari reveals that she has become a closer.

[@eh.9476]

Whiff: *breathes* EazySpeezy: Don't.

[@ThePipofDespair]

So we have Radlynn, Janana, and Olivia, the crazily-obsessed-with-their-food-names girls

[@davidlaburn7603]

I'm flabbergasted at how perfect this is.

[@sebs31]

bro's commentary takes his videos to the next level of addicting

[@thatowenperson7745]

woah only 3 people dead that’s a world record add it onto the pile

[@OtherMcNutt]

Poisoned "Only 3"

[@rodrigopadilha5682]

furry weeb

[@user-rg5mz2ye3s]

@@rodrigopadilha5682 bruh

[@VOLATILEVOXELS]

Easyspeezy can you play papa’s mocharia to go when it comes out? The the official 15th papa’s game Edit: just saw how you like Akari, she is the female worker of the new game, as confirmed by the papa’s next chefs competition

[@catsarebeans8298]

Wait, I thought they weren't making anymore papa's games??

[@bananya6020]

@@catsarebeans8298 only on mobile since flash ded

[@tigersandflowers]

when’s it coming out?

[@vodka8812]

@@tigersandflowers It already did!

[@tigersandflowers]

@@vodka8812 oh epic! any piracy links? /jk

[@goldfish1633]

When you refresh and the video is just vibing there even before you get the notification 👀 Also second like Geeze- last time I was this early Corona didn't exist Edit: almost three minutes later I have now got the notification

[@RealSpinningRat]

Every early comment in one

[@goldfish1633]

@@RealSpinningRat 😂😂😂 pretty much

[@gamemeister27]

The Before Times

[@ladygoth7270]

I love watching your papa's speedruns! I love them so much and your such a cool and nice guy!

[@SuperCosmicMutantSquid]

I just got this 'to go' and found it kinda easy to get into. Mocharia is the one that scares me. I saw the steps going into that and I was like 'No. Nooooooo.' I have first hand experience working at a donut shop and prepping coffee so i don't want to relive either.

[@walkingparadoxinmedschool1437]

Bro I have no idea how or why but Ive been having problems falling asleep due to amxiety and last night I used your videos to just sorta distract me and then I ended up falling asleep to you speed running papas games. Thank you!

[@astralprophecy2419]

I love these Papa games, and I'm loving these speedruns!

[@chillykitty101]

These Papa's speedruns give me such nostalgia! The hot dog one was my personal favorite; would love to see you speedrun that one in the future!

[@madlad6872]

I love Eazy's commentary on these games 😂

[@brianv5112]

“Like not a big deal like I didn’t even try”

[@hunterbarrett8203]

A study carried out in 2010 showed that speed running the game give up can increase iq level by up to 16 marks. My sources: Me when I was 9

[@morgankirk7932]

How many times must I say this we want and need the 6 hour papa pizza speed run

[@suitov]

I can't get over how funny it is that people speedrun these Flash games competitively.

[@imcurby4441]

The moment we’ve all been waiting for

[@chsui4633]

Imagine eating sushi multiple times a week and getting terrible quality but you come back everyday to get more bad sushi

[@someguy-t3s]

"But regardless of how much I judge you, as long as you give me money, I'll still give you at least kind of edible food." 🤣

[@TooShawn]

I just binged watch all of your papa's related videos.. 👏are👏there👏any👏more👏left?

[@hotdogs4177]

"If we handle this the wrong way, we could probably kill someone" And that's why I always order sushi with no meat

[@juancho5419]

Back in the day, I used to play this kind of games after school, specially Papa's Burgueria. Thank you for bringing back those memories, and I Cactus McCoy (from the same studio) will be great for a speedrun.

[@courier6669]

Ive been waiting so long for this video.

[@nottavros]

Closers come in at closing, yell at you, and then are really critical of their food Karens.

[@nekochan3231]

Tbh Papa's series is my childhood

[@BabbinHousing]

me and ALL my class downloaded these games and its all we play LMAO

[@Mari-zk7zf]

Okay the video title is just awsome

[@s1ddh4r7h.p]

fingers crossed for the rest of the Papa Louie games

[@oddi7911]

essential part of the speedrun insulting your first customer for one entire minute

[@double_illusions2121]

i love how this guy just speedruns my childhood

[@hiya022]

*The day has come*

[@destiny90076]

i hope they remaster this one because it looks so fun tbh

[@JuanJose-fw1eg]

I love Akari she's my favourite customer, even if she's been a closer twice. And she's one of the workers of the upcoming game Mocharia. I'm exciteeeeed

[@littlebee931]

You should speedrun one of the Papa Louie: When Pizzas/Burgers/Sundaes Attack! games. They're pretty fun, especially the second one.

[@thegeekyskunkgamer]

The past tense of wreak is wrought. Like "The havoc I wrought."

[@pastific]

5:12 GAS STATION SUSHI *chubbyemu intensifies*

[@milesb2829]

You should speed run EVERY cool math game

[@TheonetruedogTheDog]

"somehow only poisoned like 3 customers" imagine putting that on your resume

[@peteyerey]

I am casually playing day 80 on Papa’s Burgeria and it somehow pisses me off that you don’t always get the orders near-perfect

[@germinalmira4976]

Ezyspeezy: you could poison someone Me: i mena a sushi is a sushi

[@mohidshahzad5439]

You're commentary is the best! 🤣

[@MrHalf1000]

really good for a first run! and btw you stop time when you press exit on the last day, then you check for rank 5. thats also for every papa's game

[@emmaporterukulele]

As long as you give me money I’ll give you kind of edible food- sounds like a good deal to me

[@mopmaniac7104]

You should speedrun 'A pirate and his crates'

[@murkystorm7155]

Title: somehow only poisoned three people Me: ONLY, should I be concerned

[@Maple_Syrup]

Ah yes the speedrun I was born to watch

[@Rebateman]

For the last for now papas vid, do a live papas game marathon for charity

[@Princess_of_cute]

The only closer I really appreciate is definitely Jojo. I don't know why, but he's this funny French guy who is like "ha ha, I gonna end this man's whole career" and I'm like: "tRy mE bItcH!"

[@elenas3571]

This is my favorite papas game TBH.

[@haronka]

That Hacky Zak joke killed me

[@DaFlashlightClay]

i wonder if makes all those jokes in the moment, if so this man got a mad comedic sense.

[@Vladimir_Kv]

8:55 Imagine what level of service we'll have if any time someone gets their order, all staff waits with bated breath for customer's approval and score?

[@VengeanceBry]

You say poison, I say surprise ingredients

[@pearlchoi5734]

I'm gonna be so sad when Eazy's Papa Speedrun Saga is over

[@shieldsdown227]

**gas station sushi** you can finally succeed at giving people poison!

[@shuaybkhan4188]

2:49 "I don't make the rules, i just follow them" this is Ssundee's quote!!

[@elliottfoster3901]

5:33 literally every fast food worker

[@mashrosac]

easyspeezy: heheheh ok this is the last day now we can make raw sushi and give it to them also easyspeezy: hey wait a minute...

[@oliviachisholm3031]

As an Olivia I can confirm that we do where olives on our heads.

[@faizansmagic4474]

OnLy poisoned 3 costumers, God, Those are rookie numbers, you gotta bump those numbers up

[@kaiyenstudios625]

You should do papas cupakeria cos it’s absolute *pain*

[@olivedingartdong]

7:38 excuse me I am PERSONALLY offended haha lol XD

[@damianosjawline]

Furret Luvs U and EazySpeezy. ( And noodles)🍜 But what do I know have a great rest of your day

[@charliewells9595]

Yay! Thank you, Eazy!

[@paul-songer]

You should set a world record by doing a papa's marathon. Timer doesn't stop until you rank 5 EVERY papa's game

[@jadynmcclendon8106]

Oh my god, flash backs to middle school with this game

[@17flyingrats]

Did I have to watch a 10 minute Papa's Sushiria speedrun? No. Did I want to? Also no. Did I? Yes.