I decided to speedrun Raft Wars 2 and experienced severe physiological pain

[@ShadowKnight5204]

The plot of Raft Wars 1 was to protect your money from being stolen. The plot of Raft Wars 2 is to destroy the Waterpark that was built on top of where you and your brother buried the money.

[@ZeroOhClock]

How does the dead whale factor into that pls

[@ShadowKnight5204]

@@ZeroOhClock promotion of the waterpark, I guess.

[@LakortaOfCookies]

@@ZeroOhClock The treasure was below the hamburger restaurant so they had to blow up the whale so that it blows up the restaurant

[@TheNuclearDragon]

@@LakortaOfCookies oh no! The whale’s ketchup packets exploded! *offscreen guy:* hey Steven what are these large whale-organ like things that are totally not whale organs?

[@genghiskhan6809]

@@ZeroOhClock they use the bloated whale as a giant bomb to blow up the restaurant built on top of the buried treasure stash.

[@RyusakiDub]

You should speedrun one of the worms games, that would be amazing

[@hornetisvoider]

I agree

[@TechSupportDave]

I second that.

[@rppf3146]

Yes

[@styrofoamcow6996]

Great idea

[@luke4537]

What worm game

[@NathanielBandy]

My favorite game to play in 10th grade in computer class!

[@PabloGonzalez-qq4tz]

Yo nathaniel

[@gl1tchz_676]

What you're doing here? I suspect being awesome =)

[@dwyaneingente2899]

Noice

[@colorfulwatermelon5434]

Hello Nathaniel!

[@riverer_edits]

Hello!

[@icantthinkofabetteraccount9031]

"I don't know why they decided to buy security drones to deal with 2 little children" "And I'm gonna take out another one of my rockets"

[@the_lazy_goomba3086]

Exactly

[@DooDooWater9732-n5z]

300th like

[@Pixelcraftian]

“I’m okay with my brother getting hurt” - ez spe z

[@epicgamervallon3457]

Damn it. You quoted him first.

[@AxxLAfriku]

Don't let this distract you from the fact that I get bullied because my classmates think my videos are the worst. Please don't agree, dear pix

[@hawkbreaker7723]

@@AxxLAfriku cringe

[@tammyoldman6083]

@@AxxLAfriku shut

[@kevinqiu8089]

@@AxxLAfriku ew i agree with your classmates if you’re posting comments like this

[@commandergull8188]

"I dont why they need drones for this two kids" except those kids have a armys supply of rocket propelled missiles

[@justiceyi8954]

This game was my escape from school work.

[@theuniverse4359]

I would like but 69

[@jamesknowles2445]

cheers bro I’ll drink to that

[@AwesomeDude799]

@@jamesknowles2445Cheers 🍻

[@galactic-beastbo1109]

Same

[@galactic-beastbo1109]

Until they blocked Cool Math Games

[@cheerfulmaster6224]

The entire swat force arrives... The grandpa and both of his grand kids: this is fine.

[@TheNuclearDragon]

Lmao the grandpa didn’t even know what was happening

[@M4A1BestGirl]

​@@TheNuclearDragonIt always annoyed me that he was always the first to fall off the raft. When you fully upgrade the raft Simon's grandfather goes home and his cousin takes his place

[@TheO-x1l]

Security after seeing two kids with tennis balls: why do I hear boss music?

[@Beelzeon]

yes

[@TheNuclearDragon]

Except that one drone level he got stuck on

[@logansmith2703]

"We're gonna deal with the whalers" "Dunno why there's a dead whale in the middle of the map" Maybe it had to do with the whalers.

[@applestrudel2491]

Seems unlikely

[@luna-du9nq]

XD

[@shadowryft]

nah, it was the helicopter guard

[@ItsWazzza]

Yeah, what a coincidence, uhuh, very suspicious. Anyways, I don't believe that's why

[@leohe451]

I mean...wasn;t it a water park?

[@Me6722]

Eazy, speedrun getting 8 hours of sleep and staying hydrated

[@randomslomo1875]

Dude I finish that in like 0:00.001 seconds.

[@knight764]

i belive in him, he can get a sub 8H 5 sec run

[@Koisheep]

"We're going to usr a little pro strat in which we drink water while asleep. It's like sleepwalking but, you know, drinking instead of walking"

[@randomslomo1875]

@@Koisheep dude, set up an IV with a 5 gallon jug of Aquafina and hit the snooze button!

[@LuciferX_13]

I will never do this speedrun, i can either be hydrated or be asleep. Saying this while being hydrated at 3:47am

[@djsquelch8125]

“Y’know, you probably shouldn’t hit 5 year olds with hammers” he says as he direct impacts some builders who were just trying to do their job

[@commandergull8188]

honestly what they were doing wouldn't even kill them. those 5 year olds have a North Korea amount of missiles

[@vegemitehotdog602]

The nostalgia is real with this game (sorry for the obligatory nostalgia comment)

[@daffaxvi]

True

[@Muerganudo]

Hi (Sorry for bad English!)

[@thunderstorm8910]

@@Muerganudo hello (sorry for bad english)

[@notapjl]

@@thunderstorm8910 hi there (sorry for bad english)

[@slimshaggy6799]

I love how we all coincidentally played these flash games at the same time as kids

[@KoyasuNoBara]

Most of you guys did. I think I'm older than his target audience, so these are all new experiences for me. But hey, I like speedruns (even if I don't have the patience to do it myself), and I like how chill he is, so it's decently entertaining.

[@Ugh718]

@@KoyasuNoBara I mean I do speedruns aswell lol.Plenty of people do actually.Its just so fun and exhilarating to see just how much u can achieve in a game in the least amount of time possible,y'know?

[@nible8055]

Fun fact: beached whales sometimes indeed do explode

[@jaimer0514]

Man, I remember playing this game when I was a kid, I didn't understand english at that time so I had no idea what was going on but I used to have lots of fun!

[@pedrobui.669]

Same. Where are you from?

[@albanskigangster]

Me too bro me too.....

[@SUPERNTORB]

Me also i am russian

[@vegemitehotdog602]

you have easy saying that he gets physiological pain from this but i'm here waiting for that geometry dash speedrun.

[@Qwerasd]

When I saw the thumbnail I got such intense nostalgia. I had completely forgotten about this game oh my god.

[@backonpro5679]

Speedrunning great speedruns! That’s eazyspeezy for you!

[@wyattnelson1157]

Eazy: *misses 3 shots in a row* Eazy: finally after all of this bad luck!

[@skullheadh0st173]

“Oh! Didn’t even hit my grandfather!” -EazySpeezy, 2021

[@spiggly_digg]

"I don't know how it came to this, but that's life sometimes" That's deep

[@Ugh718]

Pretty much sums up every year past 2016(because they've been getting shittier and shittier every year,and ESPECIALLY during/post 2020 lol)

[@Inkynator]

It seriously amazes me how every video you can come up with interesting commentary even if the games don't have much to comment on! Love watching your vids!

[@aperson6081]

Ah yes, the naturally occurring beach diamonds.

[@mrlingshaun6269]

Yes

[@pxqmartin6606]

"We've actually been doing good so far" bro you gotta stop jinxing yourself 😭😭

[@charlieinthebushes6207]

I decided to speed run watching easyspeasy videos using the sleaziest strats and endured intense psychological horrors

[@hornetisvoider]

Did ya use 2× speed?

[@charlieinthebushes6207]

@@hornetisvoider of course

[@astra3766]

@@hornetisvoider Hornet is not void

[@hornetisvoider]

@@astra3766 that is true

[@Aemond2024]

I Love this game. So freaking cozy. And Simon is mad funny

[@landosdead2665]

little kid: finds gold and diamonds outcome: war.

[@Ugh718]

More like Outcome: *_BECOMES A FREAKING WARLORD/WARRIOR PILLAGER ALONG WITH HIS BROTHER AND 1 RANDOM GUY THEY PICKED UP ON THE WAY THAT WAS PROBABLY JUST LOOKING FOR A RIDE BUT INSTEAD WENT FULL MERCENARY MODE LOL_*

[@uk6396]

I put so many hours in this game as a kid. It was cool how you could upgrade your raft and use the different ammo types.

[@cheerfulmaster6224]

Oh no! The one year old has a grenade! And a makeshift RPG!

[@hilaryginger8467]

Holy shit I FORGOT about this game damn thank you for bringing this back

[@thekingofcucumbers4059]

This game was my childhood along with Raft wars 1!

[@Т1000-м1и]

2 months ago, let's watch finally

[@jacksonden13]

Day one of asking EazySpeezy to speedrun Terra Toilet% in Teraria

[@ABC218_]

Terra toilet is the most op item

[@user-iv8fp7do2g]

@@ABC218_ *Terra sh*t dealt ∞ dmg*

[@crinsim7536]

yes

[@enderkatze6129]

I would've reset after that drone level lmao

[@kiwihost4936]

This game was lowkey so much fun

[@styvensolano5414]

Omg i used to LOVE that game when i was little

[@jakobstonefeld7285]

This is the true gentleman's form of warfare.

[@bobfranklin2121]

I haven't thought about this game in 15 years!

[@Saturn_57]

Omg i remember that channel with 300.000 subs man, you're almost in 1 million!!!

[@YaBoiMcLovin]

Core memory unlocked, holy shit

[@ericyang1401]

"and i don't care either way because i am good with going on murder rampages" -EazySpeezy 2021

[@equus_ferus_caballus]

this brought back memories I didn't know I had

[@yoyashuyo3485]

Lol 😆

[@watchtheisolation8514]

Pretty addicted watching him play.

[@danbermudez7563]

This game is my childhood, miniclip days.

[@monkeykingw]

Alright, so I remember the original Raft Wars when I was in like, the 5th grade. But here we have references to "I'm on a boat" and Gangam style. How long did it take for this sequel to get made?

[@KingDecay]

There was another turned based game like this, it was all stick figures on various platforms trying to kill each other. It was a flash game and I wish I remembered the name but it’s a core memory

[@princesscadance197]

It’s been a while since I played the original, and never knew a sequel existed, so maybe I’m wrong, but I feel a direct rocket to the face should be a one-shot, regardless of level. You’re taking an explosive... To the face...

[@neargenius4210]

3:33 Grandpa: "Aight imma head out"

[@ericolson2344]

I have a request. At the beginning at the video could u mention the WR so we have an idea how good you are doing through out the run?

[@simondemoulin5815]

For the exploding whale, it's an "easter egg" : Dead whale on the shore are know to create a LOT of gas inside his corpses. One little push is enough to blow everything. There was an accident somewhere in the US with a whale's body. For the city, the only answer to this fetid problem was to use dynamite to "scatter" the corpse and let seagulls and Cie finish the job. Oh boy, that was THE mistake. It didn't work, the corpse remain mainly intact and what was scatter were big enough to damage cars nearby. Here : en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploding_whale

[@AdminDestroyer1]

Day 8 of asking Eazyspeezy to speedrun killing everyone in Oregon trail.

[@jackdague1792]

You know what? Screw that, Day 1 of asking EazySpeezy to speedrun a visual novel like an idiot.

[@SouthernHavoc]

Yes

[@matthewcohen1973]

He already has

[@dogcesyng3210]

@@matthewcohen1973 link?

[@hat.2106]

@@jackdague1792 lol

[@DerLibertin]

About the ending, since it seems random and irritating: Stranded whale bodies can explode if opened. So propably the whale body literally blew up after the bird was picking on it. Eventhough hilarious in concept, it's extremely dangerous since there were WWII Bombs with less power

[@PeteR-bh5fm]

The security drone was a super close call

[@PeteR-bh5fm]

Hey Read more...

[@DeanSaBean]

8:07 What a good big brother

[@Liam-man-93]

Why is this guy so funny like how he do it

[@lowkeymar]

the titles are getting better and better by the second.

[@MisterCommentary1]

The one game that makes you wish gravity wouldn’t exist.

[@guilhermecozendey3718]

THIS WAS SO NOSTALGIC, I DIDNT EVEN REMEMBERED THAT THIS GAME EXISTED

[@thebigwylb]

“And I’m like, hey, I’m trying to murder” -Easyspeezy 2020

[@killergamer7222]

“I’m ok with my little brother getting hurt” *Top 10 anime betrayals*

[@technogamer1686]

I like how he keeps calling the older brother “my friend guy”

[@4sythdude549]

dude, Raft Wars is like a part of my childhood, and I NEVER LEARNED THAT THERE WAS A SECOND ONE! WHAT?

[@robloxianidiot291]

This guy managed to bring back my childhood game in 15 minutes, last time I played it was in 2015

[@ericedwards69420]

That lil kid expressions in the back of the raft always gets me😂😂😂😂😂

[@Y0urDepression]

“I’m fighting whalers, people who hunt whales” “ I don’t know why there is a dead whale in the middle”

[@iansmith5052]

Speed run the flash game “flight” about a paper airplane flying around the world

[@derpymule7977]

I really want to see him speedrun Shift now, Shift 4 especially was the most amazing thing for kid me

[@connoraidan2789]

You should speed run beating the first league in ‘King of Thieves’ if that’s a thing

[@Its-Starlight788]

Oh I remember that game

[@leetlebob8203]

I like how he’s surprised by the dead whale beside the whalers.

[@entothechesnautknight1762]

That security guard was the real final boss.

[@Foxingg]

Since you're speedrunning old catapult flash games you should run the one that started this genre, Crush the Castle

[@DanDaSavage]

“You probably shouldn’t hit 5 year olds with hammers” -eazyspeezy 2021

[@iconnectedgaming9662]

we watched the video :)

[@bridgeseller7004]

@@iconnectedgaming9662 Speak for yourself

[@iconnectedgaming9662]

@@bridgeseller7004 cheesr

[@Definitelyhuman7]

Ah man the nostalgia when i cant beat the tribalmen with explosive bow

[@galgramax6713]

This entire speedrun can just be summed up by saying "So anyway, I started blasting."

[@stoneagequeens]

Nope goofy

[@aziz99]

I m absolutly hooked to these vids abt random games's speedruns anyone else ?

[@floofzykitty5072]

He really makes sure all his T's are capitals

[@Stefan-xt5sk]

KZbin keeps suggesting your videos and it's incredibly nostalgic, because I played many of these games as a young teen.

[@SkeetyisWeety]

Alright let's all be real, Speezy is WAY too scared to speedrun the scary maze game

[@Merluch]

Dont give him ideas...

[@Godsecution]

There's a trick where you hold the left button on your mouse and that basically makes you invincible. The speedrun would only take like 2 seconds.

[@Saver310]

Why the fuck would he speedrun that

[@shanemcnamara244]

Watching the evolution of your titles is a great way to see you grow and adapt as a content creator. Keep pandering to me, I appreciate it.

[@shelby_5966]

EazySpeezy speedrun Circloo please.

[@Dr.DingDongg]

HOLY CRAP, I remember playing this in school when I was in like kindergarten. This just showed up in my recommendation and I’m getting flashbacks of how much I loved this game

[@samjohnson9545]

" Today were playing raft wars two were we going to murder a bunch of people " EazySpeezy - 2021

[@GreparsYT]

You should play 300 miles to pigsland (I forgot about this game until I saw it at 2:14). It was one of my favorite flash games, and it would be cool to see if you can speedrun it.

[@pearlaid4889]

Anyone remember when this was a new game?

[@TheNuclearDragon]

I remember when i used to play the when i had free time in computers class in elementary school

[@anonymousplayer8174]

mmories

[@gustavochanel749]

Oh god memorys I loved this game thank you for memorys

[@mattgsm]

I bet you can't speedrun Path of Exile

[@pro-AMBUMAN]

thank you so much i forgot the name of this game now i can finally play it again

[@tinfox2]

"I'm okay with my little brother getting hurt" Raft Wars, everyone

[@yesty3473]

i remember playing this in the computer lab with a old af computer when we were supposed to be doing a lesson bro so much nostalgia well I mean I didn’t play this game specifically but I did play non blocked games like this

[@pebbleslikesthings]

the exploding whale is actually based on some truth. i don’t remember the exact details, but something about gas build up in dead whales causes them to explode. there are videos on youtube but don’t watch them if you’re squeamish

[@shiftypenguin472]

That actually happens in all dead animals. Whales explode since they are so big and so there is a lot more gas buildup inside them. If I remember correctly the gas buildup is the reason dead bodies will float.

[@jesusmendoza297]

Next, you should speed run the impossible quiz

[@xxderpyderpxx3956]

Can you please speed run stick war? I feel like that would be insane to watch

[@end4567]

One of the best flash games. I only wish it was at least slighty harder because that game is easy even on hard.

[@MGEditor10]

This guy is speedrunning my whole childhood

[@oofman6744]

“I’m okay with my little brother getting hurt” same

[@mimthyss]

"I'm ok with my little brother being hurt" lmaoo

[@bluephoenix1279]

Day 31 of asking eazyspeezy to speedrun 3D pinball Space Cadet.

[@nazispy4537]

Eazy: "Why are these guys so angry?" Also Eazy: *Pulls out rocket launcher*

[@enderman5423]

Day 7 of asking eazy to speedrun medal of honor: above and beyond

[@al-cb5ss]

"my goals are beyong ur understanding"