The plot of Raft Wars 1 was to protect your money from being stolen. The plot of Raft Wars 2 is to destroy the Waterpark that was built on top of where you and your brother buried the money.
@ZeroOhClock3 жыл бұрын
How does the dead whale factor into that pls
@ShadowKnight52043 жыл бұрын
@@ZeroOhClock promotion of the waterpark, I guess.
@LakortaOfCookies3 жыл бұрын
@@ZeroOhClock The treasure was below the hamburger restaurant so they had to blow up the whale so that it blows up the restaurant
@TheNuclearDragon3 жыл бұрын
@@LakortaOfCookies oh no! The whale’s ketchup packets exploded! *offscreen guy:* hey Steven what are these large whale-organ like things that are totally not whale organs?
@genghiskhan68093 жыл бұрын
@@ZeroOhClock they use the bloated whale as a giant bomb to blow up the restaurant built on top of the buried treasure stash.
@RyusakiDub3 жыл бұрын
You should speedrun one of the worms games, that would be amazing
@hornetisvoider3 жыл бұрын
I agree
@TechSupportDave3 жыл бұрын
I second that.
@rppf31463 жыл бұрын
Yes
@styrofoamcow69963 жыл бұрын
Great idea
@luke45373 жыл бұрын
What worm game
@NathanielBandy3 жыл бұрын
My favorite game to play in 10th grade in computer class!
@PabloGonzalez-qq4tz3 жыл бұрын
Yo nathaniel
@gl1tchz_6763 жыл бұрын
What you're doing here? I suspect being awesome =)
@dwyaneingente28993 жыл бұрын
Noice
@colorfulwatermelon54343 жыл бұрын
Hello Nathaniel!
@riverer_edits3 жыл бұрын
Hello!
@icantthinkofabetteraccount90313 жыл бұрын
"I don't know why they decided to buy security drones to deal with 2 little children" "And I'm gonna take out another one of my rockets"
@the_lazy_goomba30862 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@DooDooWater9732-n5z Жыл бұрын
300th like
@Pixelcraftian3 жыл бұрын
“I’m okay with my brother getting hurt” - ez spe z
@epicgamervallon34573 жыл бұрын
Damn it. You quoted him first.
@AxxLAfriku3 жыл бұрын
Don't let this distract you from the fact that I get bullied because my classmates think my videos are the worst. Please don't agree, dear pix
@hawkbreaker77233 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku cringe
@tammyoldman60833 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku shut
@kevinqiu80893 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku ew i agree with your classmates if you’re posting comments like this
@commandergull81883 жыл бұрын
"I dont why they need drones for this two kids" except those kids have a armys supply of rocket propelled missiles
@justiceyi89543 жыл бұрын
This game was my escape from school work.
@theuniverse43593 жыл бұрын
I would like but 69
@jamesknowles24453 жыл бұрын
cheers bro I’ll drink to that
@AwesomeDude799 Жыл бұрын
@@jamesknowles2445Cheers 🍻
@galactic-beastbo1109 Жыл бұрын
Same
@galactic-beastbo1109 Жыл бұрын
Until they blocked Cool Math Games
@cheerfulmaster62243 жыл бұрын
The entire swat force arrives... The grandpa and both of his grand kids: this is fine.
@TheNuclearDragon3 жыл бұрын
Lmao the grandpa didn’t even know what was happening
@M4A1BestGirl11 ай бұрын
@@TheNuclearDragonIt always annoyed me that he was always the first to fall off the raft. When you fully upgrade the raft Simon's grandfather goes home and his cousin takes his place
@TheO-x1l3 жыл бұрын
Security after seeing two kids with tennis balls: why do I hear boss music?
@Beelzeon3 жыл бұрын
yes
@TheNuclearDragon3 жыл бұрын
Except that one drone level he got stuck on
@logansmith27033 жыл бұрын
"We're gonna deal with the whalers" "Dunno why there's a dead whale in the middle of the map" Maybe it had to do with the whalers.
@applestrudel24913 жыл бұрын
Seems unlikely
@luna-du9nq3 жыл бұрын
XD
@shadowryft3 жыл бұрын
nah, it was the helicopter guard
@ItsWazzza2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, what a coincidence, uhuh, very suspicious. Anyways, I don't believe that's why
@leohe4512 жыл бұрын
I mean...wasn;t it a water park?
@Me67223 жыл бұрын
Eazy, speedrun getting 8 hours of sleep and staying hydrated
@randomslomo18753 жыл бұрын
Dude I finish that in like 0:00.001 seconds.
@knight7643 жыл бұрын
i belive in him, he can get a sub 8H 5 sec run
@Koisheep3 жыл бұрын
"We're going to usr a little pro strat in which we drink water while asleep. It's like sleepwalking but, you know, drinking instead of walking"
@randomslomo18753 жыл бұрын
@@Koisheep dude, set up an IV with a 5 gallon jug of Aquafina and hit the snooze button!
@LuciferX_133 жыл бұрын
I will never do this speedrun, i can either be hydrated or be asleep. Saying this while being hydrated at 3:47am
@djsquelch81253 жыл бұрын
“Y’know, you probably shouldn’t hit 5 year olds with hammers” he says as he direct impacts some builders who were just trying to do their job
@commandergull81883 жыл бұрын
honestly what they were doing wouldn't even kill them. those 5 year olds have a North Korea amount of missiles
@vegemitehotdog6023 жыл бұрын
The nostalgia is real with this game (sorry for the obligatory nostalgia comment)
@daffaxvi3 жыл бұрын
True
@Muerganudo3 жыл бұрын
Hi (Sorry for bad English!)
@thunderstorm89103 жыл бұрын
@@Muerganudo hello (sorry for bad english)
@notapjl3 жыл бұрын
@@thunderstorm8910 hi there (sorry for bad english)
@slimshaggy67993 жыл бұрын
I love how we all coincidentally played these flash games at the same time as kids
@KoyasuNoBara3 жыл бұрын
Most of you guys did. I think I'm older than his target audience, so these are all new experiences for me. But hey, I like speedruns (even if I don't have the patience to do it myself), and I like how chill he is, so it's decently entertaining.
@Ugh7183 жыл бұрын
@@KoyasuNoBara I mean I do speedruns aswell lol.Plenty of people do actually.Its just so fun and exhilarating to see just how much u can achieve in a game in the least amount of time possible,y'know?
@nible80553 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: beached whales sometimes indeed do explode
@jaimer05143 жыл бұрын
Man, I remember playing this game when I was a kid, I didn't understand english at that time so I had no idea what was going on but I used to have lots of fun!
@pedrobui.6693 жыл бұрын
Same. Where are you from?
@albanskigangster3 жыл бұрын
Me too bro me too.....
@SUPERNTORB3 жыл бұрын
Me also i am russian
@vegemitehotdog6023 жыл бұрын
you have easy saying that he gets physiological pain from this but i'm here waiting for that geometry dash speedrun.
@Qwerasd3 жыл бұрын
When I saw the thumbnail I got such intense nostalgia. I had completely forgotten about this game oh my god.
@backonpro56793 жыл бұрын
Speedrunning great speedruns! That’s eazyspeezy for you!
@wyattnelson11573 жыл бұрын
Eazy: *misses 3 shots in a row* Eazy: finally after all of this bad luck!
@skullheadh0st1733 жыл бұрын
“Oh! Didn’t even hit my grandfather!” -EazySpeezy, 2021
@spiggly_digg3 жыл бұрын
"I don't know how it came to this, but that's life sometimes" That's deep
@Ugh7183 жыл бұрын
Pretty much sums up every year past 2016(because they've been getting shittier and shittier every year,and ESPECIALLY during/post 2020 lol)
@Inkynator3 жыл бұрын
It seriously amazes me how every video you can come up with interesting commentary even if the games don't have much to comment on! Love watching your vids!
@aperson60813 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the naturally occurring beach diamonds.
@mrlingshaun62693 жыл бұрын
Yes
@pxqmartin66063 жыл бұрын
"We've actually been doing good so far" bro you gotta stop jinxing yourself 😭😭
@charlieinthebushes62073 жыл бұрын
I decided to speed run watching easyspeasy videos using the sleaziest strats and endured intense psychological horrors
@hornetisvoider3 жыл бұрын
Did ya use 2× speed?
@charlieinthebushes62073 жыл бұрын
@@hornetisvoider of course
@astra37663 жыл бұрын
@@hornetisvoider Hornet is not void
@hornetisvoider3 жыл бұрын
@@astra3766 that is true
@Aemond20247 ай бұрын
I Love this game. So freaking cozy. And Simon is mad funny
@landosdead26653 жыл бұрын
little kid: finds gold and diamonds outcome: war.
@Ugh7183 жыл бұрын
More like Outcome: *_BECOMES A FREAKING WARLORD/WARRIOR PILLAGER ALONG WITH HIS BROTHER AND 1 RANDOM GUY THEY PICKED UP ON THE WAY THAT WAS PROBABLY JUST LOOKING FOR A RIDE BUT INSTEAD WENT FULL MERCENARY MODE LOL_*
@uk6396 Жыл бұрын
I put so many hours in this game as a kid. It was cool how you could upgrade your raft and use the different ammo types.
@cheerfulmaster62243 жыл бұрын
Oh no! The one year old has a grenade! And a makeshift RPG!
@hilaryginger84677 ай бұрын
Holy shit I FORGOT about this game damn thank you for bringing this back
@thekingofcucumbers40593 жыл бұрын
This game was my childhood along with Raft wars 1!
@Т1000-м1и3 жыл бұрын
2 months ago, let's watch finally
@jacksonden133 жыл бұрын
Day one of asking EazySpeezy to speedrun Terra Toilet% in Teraria
@ABC218_3 жыл бұрын
Terra toilet is the most op item
@user-iv8fp7do2g3 жыл бұрын
@@ABC218_ *Terra sh*t dealt ∞ dmg*
@crinsim75363 жыл бұрын
yes
@enderkatze6129 Жыл бұрын
I would've reset after that drone level lmao
@kiwihost49363 жыл бұрын
This game was lowkey so much fun
@styvensolano54143 жыл бұрын
Omg i used to LOVE that game when i was little
@jakobstonefeld72853 жыл бұрын
This is the true gentleman's form of warfare.
@bobfranklin21215 ай бұрын
I haven't thought about this game in 15 years!
@Saturn_573 жыл бұрын
Omg i remember that channel with 300.000 subs man, you're almost in 1 million!!!
@YaBoiMcLovin5 ай бұрын
Core memory unlocked, holy shit
@ericyang14013 жыл бұрын
"and i don't care either way because i am good with going on murder rampages" -EazySpeezy 2021
@equus_ferus_caballus3 жыл бұрын
this brought back memories I didn't know I had
@yoyashuyo34853 жыл бұрын
Lol 😆
@watchtheisolation85143 жыл бұрын
Pretty addicted watching him play.
@danbermudez7563 Жыл бұрын
This game is my childhood, miniclip days.
@monkeykingw3 жыл бұрын
Alright, so I remember the original Raft Wars when I was in like, the 5th grade. But here we have references to "I'm on a boat" and Gangam style. How long did it take for this sequel to get made?
@KingDecay Жыл бұрын
There was another turned based game like this, it was all stick figures on various platforms trying to kill each other. It was a flash game and I wish I remembered the name but it’s a core memory
@princesscadance1973 жыл бұрын
It’s been a while since I played the original, and never knew a sequel existed, so maybe I’m wrong, but I feel a direct rocket to the face should be a one-shot, regardless of level. You’re taking an explosive... To the face...
@neargenius42103 жыл бұрын
3:33 Grandpa: "Aight imma head out"
@ericolson23443 жыл бұрын
I have a request. At the beginning at the video could u mention the WR so we have an idea how good you are doing through out the run?
@simondemoulin58153 жыл бұрын
For the exploding whale, it's an "easter egg" : Dead whale on the shore are know to create a LOT of gas inside his corpses. One little push is enough to blow everything. There was an accident somewhere in the US with a whale's body. For the city, the only answer to this fetid problem was to use dynamite to "scatter" the corpse and let seagulls and Cie finish the job. Oh boy, that was THE mistake. It didn't work, the corpse remain mainly intact and what was scatter were big enough to damage cars nearby. Here : en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploding_whale
@AdminDestroyer13 жыл бұрын
Day 8 of asking Eazyspeezy to speedrun killing everyone in Oregon trail.
@jackdague17923 жыл бұрын
You know what? Screw that, Day 1 of asking EazySpeezy to speedrun a visual novel like an idiot.
@SouthernHavoc3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@matthewcohen19733 жыл бұрын
He already has
@dogcesyng32103 жыл бұрын
@@matthewcohen1973 link?
@hat.21063 жыл бұрын
@@jackdague1792 lol
@DerLibertin3 жыл бұрын
About the ending, since it seems random and irritating: Stranded whale bodies can explode if opened. So propably the whale body literally blew up after the bird was picking on it. Eventhough hilarious in concept, it's extremely dangerous since there were WWII Bombs with less power
@PeteR-bh5fm3 жыл бұрын
The security drone was a super close call
@PeteR-bh5fm3 жыл бұрын
Hey Read more...
@DeanSaBean3 жыл бұрын
8:07 What a good big brother
@Liam-man-933 жыл бұрын
Why is this guy so funny like how he do it
@lowkeymar3 жыл бұрын
the titles are getting better and better by the second.
@MisterCommentary13 жыл бұрын
The one game that makes you wish gravity wouldn’t exist.
@guilhermecozendey37182 жыл бұрын
THIS WAS SO NOSTALGIC, I DIDNT EVEN REMEMBERED THAT THIS GAME EXISTED
@thebigwylb3 жыл бұрын
“And I’m like, hey, I’m trying to murder” -Easyspeezy 2020
@killergamer72223 жыл бұрын
“I’m ok with my little brother getting hurt” *Top 10 anime betrayals*
@technogamer16863 жыл бұрын
I like how he keeps calling the older brother “my friend guy”
@4sythdude5493 жыл бұрын
dude, Raft Wars is like a part of my childhood, and I NEVER LEARNED THAT THERE WAS A SECOND ONE! WHAT?
@robloxianidiot2913 жыл бұрын
This guy managed to bring back my childhood game in 15 minutes, last time I played it was in 2015
@ericedwards694203 жыл бұрын
That lil kid expressions in the back of the raft always gets me😂😂😂😂😂
@Y0urDepression3 жыл бұрын
“I’m fighting whalers, people who hunt whales” “ I don’t know why there is a dead whale in the middle”
@iansmith50523 жыл бұрын
Speed run the flash game “flight” about a paper airplane flying around the world
@derpymule79773 жыл бұрын
I really want to see him speedrun Shift now, Shift 4 especially was the most amazing thing for kid me
@connoraidan27893 жыл бұрын
You should speed run beating the first league in ‘King of Thieves’ if that’s a thing
@Its-Starlight7883 жыл бұрын
Oh I remember that game
@leetlebob82033 жыл бұрын
I like how he’s surprised by the dead whale beside the whalers.
@entothechesnautknight17623 жыл бұрын
That security guard was the real final boss.
@Foxingg3 жыл бұрын
Since you're speedrunning old catapult flash games you should run the one that started this genre, Crush the Castle
@DanDaSavage3 жыл бұрын
“You probably shouldn’t hit 5 year olds with hammers” -eazyspeezy 2021
@iconnectedgaming96623 жыл бұрын
we watched the video :)
@bridgeseller70043 жыл бұрын
@@iconnectedgaming9662 Speak for yourself
@iconnectedgaming96623 жыл бұрын
@@bridgeseller7004 cheesr
@Definitelyhuman73 жыл бұрын
Ah man the nostalgia when i cant beat the tribalmen with explosive bow
@galgramax67133 жыл бұрын
This entire speedrun can just be summed up by saying "So anyway, I started blasting."
@stoneagequeens Жыл бұрын
Nope goofy
@aziz993 жыл бұрын
I m absolutly hooked to these vids abt random games's speedruns anyone else ?
@floofzykitty50723 жыл бұрын
He really makes sure all his T's are capitals
@Stefan-xt5sk2 жыл бұрын
KZbin keeps suggesting your videos and it's incredibly nostalgic, because I played many of these games as a young teen.
@SkeetyisWeety3 жыл бұрын
Alright let's all be real, Speezy is WAY too scared to speedrun the scary maze game
@Merluch3 жыл бұрын
Dont give him ideas...
@Godsecution2 жыл бұрын
There's a trick where you hold the left button on your mouse and that basically makes you invincible. The speedrun would only take like 2 seconds.
@Saver3109 ай бұрын
Why the fuck would he speedrun that
@shanemcnamara2443 жыл бұрын
Watching the evolution of your titles is a great way to see you grow and adapt as a content creator. Keep pandering to me, I appreciate it.
@shelby_59663 жыл бұрын
EazySpeezy speedrun Circloo please.
@Dr.DingDongg3 жыл бұрын
HOLY CRAP, I remember playing this in school when I was in like kindergarten. This just showed up in my recommendation and I’m getting flashbacks of how much I loved this game
@samjohnson95453 жыл бұрын
" Today were playing raft wars two were we going to murder a bunch of people " EazySpeezy - 2021
@GreparsYT3 жыл бұрын
You should play 300 miles to pigsland (I forgot about this game until I saw it at 2:14). It was one of my favorite flash games, and it would be cool to see if you can speedrun it.
@pearlaid48893 жыл бұрын
Anyone remember when this was a new game?
@TheNuclearDragon3 жыл бұрын
I remember when i used to play the when i had free time in computers class in elementary school
@anonymousplayer81742 жыл бұрын
mmories
@gustavochanel7493 жыл бұрын
Oh god memorys I loved this game thank you for memorys
@mattgsm3 жыл бұрын
I bet you can't speedrun Path of Exile
@pro-AMBUMAN3 жыл бұрын
thank you so much i forgot the name of this game now i can finally play it again
@tinfox23 жыл бұрын
"I'm okay with my little brother getting hurt" Raft Wars, everyone
@yesty34733 жыл бұрын
i remember playing this in the computer lab with a old af computer when we were supposed to be doing a lesson bro so much nostalgia well I mean I didn’t play this game specifically but I did play non blocked games like this
@pebbleslikesthings3 жыл бұрын
the exploding whale is actually based on some truth. i don’t remember the exact details, but something about gas build up in dead whales causes them to explode. there are videos on youtube but don’t watch them if you’re squeamish
@shiftypenguin4723 жыл бұрын
That actually happens in all dead animals. Whales explode since they are so big and so there is a lot more gas buildup inside them. If I remember correctly the gas buildup is the reason dead bodies will float.
@jesusmendoza2973 жыл бұрын
Next, you should speed run the impossible quiz
@xxderpyderpxx39563 жыл бұрын
Can you please speed run stick war? I feel like that would be insane to watch
@end45673 жыл бұрын
One of the best flash games. I only wish it was at least slighty harder because that game is easy even on hard.
@MGEditor103 жыл бұрын
This guy is speedrunning my whole childhood
@oofman67443 жыл бұрын
“I’m okay with my little brother getting hurt” same
@mimthyss3 жыл бұрын
"I'm ok with my little brother being hurt" lmaoo
@bluephoenix12793 жыл бұрын
Day 31 of asking eazyspeezy to speedrun 3D pinball Space Cadet.
@nazispy45373 жыл бұрын
Eazy: "Why are these guys so angry?" Also Eazy: *Pulls out rocket launcher*
@enderman54233 жыл бұрын
Day 7 of asking eazy to speedrun medal of honor: above and beyond