I Tried To Become A Getaway Driver on GTA RP

[@brothgurlegion4229]

"im your man as long as its a misdemeanor or lower" proceeds to commit several felony crimes

[@bloodypsycho6025]

This is called Character growth

[@DuckieMcduck]

he wanted it to be a getaway, but that ended up being the gateway to worse shit

[@itsafish4600]

"They said I was useless" they were right

[@inanis9801]

not as good as an Indian uber driver

[@dakotajensen181]

He was talking about what my mom tells me every morning, sorry for the misunderstanding.

[@MrNight-dg1ug]

@@inanis9801 Deadpool

[@westdipknot6433]

The legend of GTA RP is back

[@bruhman1050]

HES BACK THE RP LEGEND

[@4b15hk4]

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!!

[@EnactingAnEra]

Charborg is the RP Legend, and if not him, its CallMeKevin 😂😂😂 Imo 🙊

[@squidvis]

Shiii we got GTA RP in IRL now 😂

[@estebandelgado6716]

Go watch oneyplays gta rp and get back to me

[@RubenSim]

This is less about being a getaway driver and more about being a murderous psychopath seeking adrenaline at every possible opportunity

[@nohomobut7642]

I just wanted to say as soon as the opening sequence played "Drive Guy" I thought of your short film "Jail" which I've watched several times over the length of a year. It's so good. I hope to see more like it, your videos are by far one of my favorites on the platform.

[@nohomobut7642]

Driving is what I do

[@nohomobut7642]

@@grendel7192 wtf does that have to do with literally any of the four comments above yours?

[@CatChase957]

hi benny simmmion

[@oo-hi5pg]

@@nohomobut7642 I just drive

[@danutmh]

imagine being in highschool and someone finds a video of your dad talking about giving you an enema ,and shit volcanoes

[@lyricpleasants4261]

What podcast was that from

[@correctthatfilthygrammar]

@@lyricpleasants4261 Watch the end of this video...

[@lyricpleasants4261]

@@correctthatfilthygrammar I saw it I just couldn’t figure out what episode it was

[@ironworrier4664]

Something tells me he had the Scorpion jacket and leather gloves way before he even hatched the concept for this video

[@arbiter-]

I think the USB Steering wheel is proof of that

[@Jepicus]

Any self respecting man should have the scorpion jacket and some good leather gloves

[@orangutank626]

tbh I have a similar one and I gotta say no one really knows wheres it from so its a great piece of clothing that I own, I take care of it as it were my child tbh

[@clearsky4042]

@@orangutank626 ok

[@kaikart123]

@@orangutank626 mega cringe

[@hemogoblinofthenight5761]

The sequel we’ve been waiting for, for years

[@mrmerciless8684]

2017 baby

[@vineyardvine6171]

And it’s finally here.........the wait was well worth it 👌🏻👍🏻

[@Galdenberry_Lamphuck]

@@mrmerciless8684 the baby driver isnt nearly autistic enough

[@Simplejackfade]

I know, these are the shit man.

[@123apacino]

General Sam, You know about the story of the scorpion and the frog?

[@squashdaily8319]

“I feel like I was in the Nuremberg trials, I was just following orders” - General Sam Eneburst

[@fauxhound5061]

Sam Göring

[@MCLuviin]

Underrated AF

[@PixelWolv]

The outro of this video woke my roommates up, bc i just laughed like an idiot

[@Dark0neone]

god dammit my stomach hurts from laughing at that part

[@py2bu7]

Pure comedy gold

[@CodeWaka]

"The mechanics stopped me from being a getaway driver" "Literally spends 2 hours straight harassing the mechanics and stabbing them"

[@TheVincenzoGaming]

because they stopped him from being a getaway driver

[@god47398]

spoken like a mechanic

[@pabloescolar_]

"Looks like concrete with high gloss" Sam really does have a way with words

[@plot6520]

How would you describe it?

[@plot6520]

@@bnj9031 No it's not? I legit would say it looked like concrete, I was wondering how else would one describe it. You numpty

[@midgetman4206]

@@plot6520 Some kind of rock, or cement, could work. A more serious answer would be "cloudy"

[@plot6520]

@@midgetman4206 ech..i don't see that.

[@lunaseur327]

"I may suffer from autism but my driving sure skills dont" *BABY DRIVER, 2017*

[@GeneralSam]

oh yeah he has autism too. how many autistic driver movies are there?!

[@lunaseur327]

@UC8XHJNEIVOpsS0YFxxzbA-g guess what I'm doing demon wolf34, Take a wild guess?

[@lunaseur327]

@@GeneralSam too few.

[@theonethingwealladore]

General Sam what about Vin Diesel

[@dakotajensen181]

@@GeneralSam so brave, much wow

[@DankestRyu]

“Petty crime getaway driver” commits first degree murder on a mechanic

[@Shotgunkjell]

All bets are off the table when the autistic driver doesn't get the right paint job

[@juandoe2994]

And still got away. Based af

[@gungus935]

In terms of heroes in recent history we have: Thief Guy, Dark Dude, Mage Bro, Fight man, Landlord Shekelstein and now Drive Guy

[@michaelz.3993]

Don't forget mage bro

[@gungus935]

@@michaelz.3993 how could I forget mage bro?? Time to edit.

[@areguycole7336]

How did you forget about Landlord Shekelstein?

[@gungus935]

@@areguycole7336 HOLY SHIT, HOW DID I? time for another casual edit i hope nobody notices dont mind me boys

[@andrewmorris6425]

Do drive fella so it follows the pattern

[@miffedmax6775]

"we're gonna assassinate a mechanic" "... are you in GTA?" what if he'd said "no"

[@distantlol]

nate i dont think he was worried, more excited at the chance of Sam becoming his partner in crime.

[@hodarov1564]

12 mechanics dead in murdering spree. Shekels have been found scattered across the crime scene.

[@Stoonks]

"can you..... take that new knife of yours..... and stab a mechanic?" *short pause* "...yeah alright"

[@michaelz.3993]

Yes that is what they said in the video

[@monkepog]

"I may suffer from autism but my driving skills sure don't" is the best line I've ever heard in any form of media

[@salem2450]

ive been laughing at that fine for really long time now and i think i suffer from autism as well

[@grantramsay1486]

Hey, hey, heyyy... I'm your guy

[@TheTGOAC]

"they became the path of least resistance" is still above that one I'd have to say.

[@thogyeah9958]

" I can't talk to women" "I may suffer from autism" Hmmm it all adds up now

[@goodnightcorp.]

Chris chan

[@margaretthatcherironlady1f400]

lol

[@jeysercapo]

just like gosling in drive lmao

[@thomaslavalle3279]

please sam judging by the title “Drive Guy” make this into something like the oblivion series.

[@shoaguai8731]

bro when i saw it i thought of that series thief guy and shit lol funny shit i forgot which one but my favorite one is when he’s behind the guy in the chair and goes myehhhh

[@gangganguwu6219]

It kinda has been, he's had a series of GTA rp server stuff

[@thomaslavalle3279]

GangGangUwU but like story driven plots and themes and other english stuff.

[@glopsnopper3806]

He won't do that simply because you want it.

[@JargonMadjin]

In the 8th era of Tamriel the Dwemer return, bringing cars with them

[@Did_No_Wrong]

Ok all jokes aside that intro skits editing was golden 80's perfection sam. Class act as always.

[@Felix.Fictus]

that story at the end about the enema was funier than every other word of this video. cherish these awful moments of your child's life, they make for great stories later!

[@theflyer5920]

no

[@upperdogg3175]

no

[@archeverything]

No joke, actual fantastic work on the editing in this one.

[@sg5184]

Literally stole my comment, stay out of my head man.

[@saucioty5]

all his videos are masterpieces

[@DahCaliber]

How you watched any of his old vids. The could edit like this forever ago but he just does simple shits for his vids. He Deserves the simple life of our papa Sam 😂😂

[@Axoe]

All of his vids were like this in 2017, go check out his older vids, 2017 has the majority of his best stuff

[@kevyg973]

Sam: complains tarkov won't wipe Tarkov: wipes Sam:

[@clamum]

It's possible he recorded this previously bruh

[@KazNDS]

I saw him playing it on discord on wipe day, there’s a vid coming

[@gunship0995]

@@KazNDS Sam said in his podcast with MemeIO that he will be playing tarkov when it wiped but didn't said to make any video of it.

[@Radian333]

I heard they made a bunch of changes that fuck over rats so that could also be why

[@julmdamaslefttoe3559]

turned to shit with the new found in raid

[@s4n714g000]

"Just like the hope of that virus hard-scoping humanity" I laughed so much at this dumb phrase

[@nyorde1912]

“You wanna see somthin cool?” *shoots mechanic* “I drive” *nightcall by kavinsky plays*

[@Sparrowly1]

"Why have you forsaken me father" - Sam's daughter

[@sirpeterbaum4695]

*WHY?!*

[@borismuller86]

*T-posing in crib*

[@fluron6967]

The fact that this man is still under 1mil is unfathomable. He produces some of the best quality videos I've seen on yt Edit: 1mil Pog!!

[@jackjacob4610]

Its cuz sam does what he wants and he doesn't pander to other people

[@bob101202303404505]

Just cause Sam's a manlet shorter than 1 meter doesn't mean he can't make good content dog

[@austinm.9832]

@@bob101202303404505 that's exactly how I read it.

[@cjsimmons4738]

Dude I didn’t realize he was under 1 mil until you said something this is a ducking crime

[@googlewolly]

@@bob101202303404505 lmfao I'm dying.

[@bulutgultekin5631]

>roleplays a flattop black dude >speaks like a jewish comm-school graduate

[@SoaringFilmz]

I love how that guy he got the gun from probably thought “Hmm, I need yo go afk. Where is the safest place for me to do that?... The police station!”

[@cody10184]

" I want da pine tree on da string"

[@Alexander-tj5hk]

Hey Cody10184

[@GrungogamingXx]

Hey Cody10184

[@sowohs]

Hey Cody10184

[@sherrifdan8621]

Hey Cosy10184

[@cody10184]

@@sherrifdan8621 hey Cosy10184

[@silamento]

1:53 YOOOO that flip was next level!

[@BadCatCollective]

The production quality on this is astounding. Sam always hitting it with the low fi vibes

[@prap7735]

"20 years in jail? All you did was walk up and go 'Oink Oink' and then spit on him." "Yeah but Im black"

[@TroubleTwo]

that aged so poorly in a single day

[@melmelhodgepodge3800]

Iconic America.

[@Lionrobot]

I’m 35 and I got too excited to see another General Sam GTA RP vid. Wut is my life.

[@Abraxas0365]

I'm 32.This man is a gift.

[@marc7996]

For anyone wondering the background song is : Fantom ‘87 - Pay Phone

[@HighOnTacos]

When the kid gets the endless "Why?", respond with Z.

[@dakotajensen181]

@Adventure Inc why?

[@dakotajensen181]

Why?

[@xzavier640]

why?

[@HighOnTacos]

@@dakotajensen181 z.

[@dakotajensen181]

@@HighOnTacos Why?

[@klaxenflatter8864]

Me: Looks at a chipmunk "Little Rat." Me: Looks at Daddy Sam: "King Rat"

[@tyler.__.g3923]

Bruh the references to “drive” the movie is amazing and I want that jacket

[@HeftyOwl]

I love the old shit sometimes. These are good goofs.

[@Dornias]

"because i am an anarcho-communist, i must fight the power. so i must destroy the working class man, down with the proletariat" - joseph dejacque , 1875

[@duckman1863]

You've been teasing this on forehead fables for ages. FINALLY

[@GeneralSam]

im not gonna lie to you chief. this shit was so over-the-top in concept, so refined in pre-production, i bought so much shit for it and wrote so much for it and I ended up doing 20% of what I wanted because of time constraints set by my sponsor thing and because TARKOV DID A FUCKING IMPROMPTU WIPE i love gta but i aint gonna miss out on rubles to play this stupid shit

[@face6855]

@@GeneralSam **A true rat**

[@lemonlupinreuben5362]

General Sam just as one would expect from a rat amongst rats

[@aaronritchie6426]

@@GeneralSam 80% left over for later episodes I trust. A true son of Abraham knows how to keep that golden calf milkin.

[@R32-z5i]

General Sam PLEASE PLEASE get another sick clip of you guys running from the cops and escaping and doing sick drifts WE NEED THISSS

[@cruzfernandez717]

I had surgery 4 days ago and every time i laugh it felt like someone took a baseball bat to my stomach.... this video nearly killed me, i need more

[@clawzx1195]

You can finally say "I died from this video" and It be true

[@captainbarbossa5201]

"I was following orders!" That's what they all say.

[@brf5219]

"This is going to negatively affect your yelp review." 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@sillychriss]

General Sam please make more gta roleplay vids :’( the rp community needs a hero like you

[@hidenfn]

Finally another GTA RP video, I swear Sam is the only watchable person that does RP.

[@Janus-yv8zm]

You should try watching zuthar13 or thechief1114 on twitch. They are the only people I can watch aside from sam.

[@CB-xp9ew]

you definitely need to check out charborrg, he's done gta rp in the past, his videos are pretty good

[@Janus-yv8zm]

@@CB-xp9ew charborrg is pretty good too, he plays with the two guys I mentioned sometimes.

[@hidenfn]

C B oh shit you’re right. His Ken Tucky video is amazing

[@adyncase]

I love how similar this is to "Drive" the movie

[@nateburkart8947]

Thats the point of the video

[@nxght6694]

is this a joke comment or did the whole premise fly over your head?

[@ade3532]

Please be memeing on em.

[@bupkis72]

Bruh

[@angusgore5405]

Well done buddy. You got there...

[@MinecraftWarrior69]

I played my first session of gta rp last night and it lasted 32 hours. Most fun I've had in a long time, and I was mostly having conversations. Seeing this when I wake up is fantastic.

[@jacobgober3875]

What server are you using

[@mogr488]

.

[@DiagonalTiger]

General Sam should do more GTA RP videos on the side, these are hilarious.

[@drakepilled]

"Yeah the Drive jacket is a business expense"

[@kaiservilhelm7731]

As a man with Asperger, I can confirm that this is a 100% accurate depiction of daily life.

[@borismuller86]

yeah but why are you people so good at driving?

[@kaiservilhelm7731]

@@borismuller86 Hyper focus is a beautiful thing.

[@hanloncaldwell8571]

It's like "Baby Driver" except Sam's not allowed near children.

[@saerain]

Why?

[@StanTheBland]

@@saerain don't ask, you might provoke them

[@church6882]

@Daddy Vladdy Baby Driver but Kevin Spacey is `Baby

[@ratkeller9608]

after giving his daughter an enema its no surprise

[@drivingstudios6151]

No it's like the movie Drive but.....the protagonist in this rp has a shitty haircut

[@TweakCityGeekers]

I like how that intro speech basically is the exact plot to Drive’s intro

[@nicholasfonseca912]

Whole vid is basically inspired by Drive and it’s great

[@jimmythefish2300]

Dude literally has the scorpion jacket in the thumbnail

[@solosfate5756]

*See's that he's using an AE86 in the intro.* My brain: "GAS GAS GAS!!!"

[@Druhking]

What car is it in gta

[@JB-jr9pj]

Dylan Ahern ballista compact its front wheel drive though cause it’s based off of a Honda CRX

[@sanjayr]

@@Druhking More importantly it's the car the hero of Initial D the anime uses. Which is why i think he's pointing out the model

[@Heliwr1]

@@sanjayr the car Sam had isn't an ae86 it's a Honda crx. The ae86 is the futo

[@Di3mondDud3]

@@Heliwr1 well actually the futo is the ae85

[@jayingale]

I used to watch your videos all the time and KZbin stopped recommending your videos on my feed. The last video I remember seeing was when there was a literal storm brewing near you. I just spent an hour trying to remember this channel's name and I finally found you after scrolling through soot house's videos. I fucking missed you man! I missed the way you laugh. I'm subscribed to you now, never losing you again.

[@jose36degrees]

"Free GTA V" Jew-youtuber: "it's free real estate"

[@zachsilby4569]

Jewtuber

[@Z0Z99]

What do you mean free GTA V ?

[@Z0Z99]

Oh fuck I can't believe I missed that

[@n0rie9a]

@@Z0Z99 *me adding insult to injury* : twas the premium edition too

[@n0rie9a]

meanwhile 3rd video in "up next" is another gtaV video from sam from 3 yrs ago

[@Therex-tm8wh]

Knowing the mods and rules on the server he's not staying for more than a week, yes Sam broke about 5 rules from what i see but Jesus those mods are wack, great community, toxic mods.

[@SKITTLESJ023]

Yeah. I noticed you aren’t truly role playing what you want to be, you’re role playing what they let you role play.

[@Therex-tm8wh]

@@SKITTLESJ023 Oh yeah totally

[@brightgarinson3099]

"toxic"

[@gazzy9136]

@@SKITTLESJ023 That's the deal with most RP servers on all games, haven't found one roleplay server ever that just lets you do what you want, without some power tripper breathing down your neck lol

[@oblivion5390]

@@SKITTLESJ023 society

[@custombuilt6910]

On the road to a million Subs puts a smile to my face

[@BullMooseLib]

"We called the tow truck and they never came." Wow it's just like real life

[@peehopefully4244]

"I may have autism but my driving skills sure don't" is one of my favorite lines in any of Sam's videos.

[@vanillachampagne5373]

"this is going to negatively affect your yelp review".

[@Joel-bb6og]

Daddy Vladdy it’s somehow pettier than kaitlin Bennett saying, “you know I carry right?”

[@TheDetour41]

Nobody: Quiet kid in US school: 10:53

[@chickennuggets4498]

Not funny

[@stdshurt7972]

@@bnj9031 23

[@doctorzoidberg1715]

Actually amazing the effort went into this

[@patrickjones4071]

I'm so happy some one really values good business those mechanics got everything they deserved

[@maphistoos]

Hey, is this the sequel to the critically acclaimed "Drive Baby" -series, that was written and directed by Bedbananas?

[@eric97909]

I love BedBanana’s critically acclaimed works, especially the documentary called Rust: The Last Americans

[@_grimleythesequel]

@@eric97909 The last Americans was so good ngl

[@ren4issance-754]

“3 bricks, count’em 1,2,3.”

[@ashirrelevent1062]

Excellent Sub Rosa reference my guy

[@captainguaco5614]

me when i want to assassinate the ninja turtles: 3:17

[@stevenbrown5246]

16:44 The Ninja Turtles when it's happening

[@Lysergic_]

0:46 "I study the streets of san andreas the way a person with no life outside of videogames could" this hurts because I used to only own gta 5 for 4 years so I know every square inch of the map by memory. I dont even play with hud or gps anymore cause i dont need the gps. I have 1.7 billion on every character, and I got that in the first year. I am not a citizen of this world, I am a citizen of los santos. no, a god of los santos.

[@abuck7909]

Damn shit is rough when you’re poor huh?

[@therealteal620]

You should play some GTA RP then. You’d be a great crim getaway driver.

[@Lysergic_]

@@abuck7909 yeah, worst part is I only had the 360 version for those 4 years and only played through my 16 inch tv with no chair for a year lmao

[@Lysergic_]

@@therealteal620 I dont have a PC or the PC edition of GTA or a wired controller to hook up to my imaginary pc 😞

[@abuck7909]

​@@Lysergic_ fuck thats rough dude. You should get a PC if you ever get the money, so many games are available and if you want single player games for free you can find them pretty easily...but thats all ill say

[@Tony-qt4zv]

"just like that virus was supposed to hard scope humanity, I under deliver" I love it...

[@bobbyb4024]

After watching Drive again I just realized how accurate that intro was to the main character

[@seangraverson1990]

I missed gta rp videos they were always hilarious.

[@KingcoleIIV]

At the end it reminds of the story my mom literally tells everyone. I was 3 years old and she was checking my temperature with a rectal thermometer and I looked back and said "why are you doing that mom"

[@borismuller86]

I like the story about how baby Sam never enjoyed it, but his brother? Yeah he liked it a lot.

[@nolimitmike4051]

Sam took being a karen to a whole new level

[@Jovakhin]

The opening scene was freakin amazing. Great Job Sam

[@progunantilife4777]

That guy you KO'd in the police station immediately disconnected. you can see it in the chat. thats so fucking funny.

[@PhoQ123]

who tf is driving in the beginning mans is a legend lmao mad skills

[@jacksnuggs]

The intro is how I feel swerving through the streets

[@JankkyJeff]

The real ones knew this was coming out 2 days ago #Forehead Fables Podcast 420 lit 🔥 69 gamer swag

[@dakotajensen181]

I commented something similar lol

[@swivelskittle3926]

The Intro, To the Ad, to the grey/chrome arguement, to the masterful scheme of eliminating the repairman business hierarchy makes this videos level of enjoyment go from 10 to 3 back up to 8 then spiraling off at a 25 once you gun down Handy Mandy.

[@zazzrazzamatazz9970]

15:56 Wow, he was deadly behind the wheel back then too...

[@youraverageweirdkid]

This music brings me back to the chadbots, only chads will understand.

[@yungsushisauce]

what about farcry5wOw

[@MYG]

The “u” looks like an “a”, so it’s “drive gay”

[@borismuller86]

how else can you drive?

[@Dimmadale]

Boris Müller Straight if you get what I mean

[@BradicusGaming]

0:40 Are we just gonna ignore the fact that he said he "studied the streets of San Andreas" instead of Los Santos?

[@erikgonzalez928]

I mean the state is San Andreas Los Santos is just the city in the south

[@clamum]

No one cares

[@Shinirkrog]

Dude!! 11 that was the sickest getaway bro! -! -! 1!!1!1!!! 😳😳🗿🗿😳🗿 15:40

[@phonkmasterflex7103]

When a General Sam video starts with such an incredible monologue how can you not fuckin love the guy

[@MagikProductions115]

“all you did was drive up to a cop go oink oink and drove off. yeah, but i’m BLACK!” i’m dead💀😂

[@krimsonkarma8412]

So is George Floyd

[@jobe_seed6674]

“They said I where useless” … they weren’t wrong

[@Jackson-ev5hp]

Watches “drive” once

[@outtlaw_vidd7835]

Sam is the only KZbinr that can say now a word from our sponsors and I won’t skip for sum reason

[@A_Man_Possessed]

The "Guy" series finally reaches beyond Bethesda, Sammy's unstoppable

[@rubbertoe7662]

I’ve been waiting

[@JR-vl4hp]

“but i’m black.!”

[@LightningNC]

* slaps roof * _This baby can fit so many cringey memes._

[@Availant]

Sam making variety non-tarkov content is a true chad moment

[@c.mccarthy]

NGL the driving in the intro is fucking impressive - goddayum

[@oOBlackThornOo]

Nice

[@teoc8447]

Nice

[@lunaseur327]

nice

[@Terrabat698]

Nice

[@kierannew1633]

Nice

[@ryb0nez]

Nice

[@thevikingsknightsandsamura9861]

As soon as I heard “I was useless” I laughed because that’s true for Sam but he’s useful for his community of rats

[@naggin8264]

Hopefully nobody sees this positive comment

[@ComfortsSpecter]

10:30 I love how there was a ramp way up to the parking lot but they climbed a truck anyway Edit: I’m retarded, also why did they close off the parking lot ramp?

[@damon6801]

Sam was ahead of his time with the drive stuff ong

[@cavemanbonk8320]

i vote that Sam only wears the jacket for all his future appearances

[@karmah5874]

ｄｒｉｖｅ　ｇｕｙ　ヲっィ