I TROLLED a Public Lobby With My ABSURD Centrifuge Track!

[@Den_drummer]

Idea: scale up the podium and A: have the track use the podium piece as a track piece B: have the entire track happen on the podium piece

[@thomasklinge7691]

B would be cool, great idea

[@darealkosmo]

that was my plan a loooong time ago but no one seemed interested lol :( I'll try again!

[@bow-tiedengineer4453]

Have the theme be on the podium. That sounds like a cool idea.

[@steeljawX]

Contrarian point....just cause of humor and not actually being serious. But then everyone will be on podium!!!! This is no competition anymore! I doth protest this farce of a tournament, milord!!!!!!! But in all honesty, that'd actually be pretty interesting. Do the winners get scaled up? I mean it'd be like Zoolander at that point. "What IS THIS!!! A Zeepkist track for ANTS?!"

[@ShadowCake]

Ooh!

[@Kertgaferg]

Props to making a pain track and actually finishing it on one of your first runs.

[@brandonsattizahn4443]

Why not try something you guys have never done before and make the theme PAIN. I think it would really push you and kAN out of your creative comfort zones 😂

[@livedandletdie]

That is their comfort zone...

[@galois6569]

Then all the 'Theme is pain' commentators would finally be able to guess right.

[@ZGKIV]

Wait... Think about this. If this to them is a regular track, what is their idea of PAIN?

[@anonymousking5215]

@@livedandletdie whoosh

[@roccov3614]

Congratulations Sandals on finishing a track that took Kosmo 1 1/2 hours validate.

[@ShenanigansExtraordinaires]

In less than 11 minute at that. That takes some skill.

[@themokster]

You spin me right round, baby right round. Like a carousel baby, right round. Theme: Sentient Chairs

[@joshpatton757]

Theme Suggestions: - Jumpscare - tracks that look insanely hard at a glance and like you are constantly about to crash, but are actually easy cakewalks. - Tutorial Tracks - Tracks designed to teach new players skills - Cheesehunts - tracks with multiple cheeses, some true, some false, in which you must hunt for the best cheese. - Kaizo Block - (From the Mario Troll community) - Tracks that are otherwise normal, with a few rudely placed invisible walls to slam into unexpectedly. - "Hiding in plain sight" - The track is a loop with checkpoints, except the ending is hidden somewhere along the route. - "The other guy" - each track maker gets another participating track maker randomly assigned to them, and has to make the track in the other maker's style. - "Scenic" - try to make the prettiest track. - "Thanks to Yannic!" - Make a patriotic Dutch-themed track.

[@Cbaxter73655]

Now you need to mess with everyone, and make a super simple track that looks like pain!

[@beaclaster]

straight forward track decorated with bread

[@5peciesunkn0wn]

@@beaclaster Ah yes. the Track of Paine.

[@EpsilonRosePersonal]

Have a fake course that looks horrible, but right before you get to the really bad part, there's a fake section of track that shunts you onto an easier course. Maybe repeat that a few times before having an obstacle without the shunt, just to keep everyone on their toes.

[@joshpatton757]

@@EpsilonRosePersonal Can also add things like hammers and saws that are carefully placed just above your heads, so you can't actually hit them. Broken road sections that have invisible walls covering the gaps (so you can just drive over them), etc.

[@Sonix07pr]

This is by far the coolest track you’ve done in a while. It’s giving gameshow vibes, and I love it.

[@lanerobey5800]

The lobby finally starts hollering "Pain" for Kosmo 😂 Theme idea: Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. Or Helixes. Those are always cool.

[@necchirivas1536]

i have noticed that when Kosmo makes a pain track, he tends to have a Witch laugh? but most of the time his laughs are jolly. And anyway we still love Kosmo

[@MattWGAllan]

Hype to hear hearted spectating come up again, I remember suggesting you bring it up with Fiets, not sure I was the first person to suggest, but I'd like to think I was since it's a great idea, always painful seeing you guys scroll through fifty other people looking for each other. Haha.

[@iamlorddems3859]

What my friends don't know is that I used a satanic ritual to finish my own track

[@fatestick]

Dude, you gotta make a carousel with checkpoints and obstacles that make you maneuver on it and go around at least once before yeeting off! The video will be amazing!

[@mrsmithnz]

This must be the “I got kAN to build my track and it was PAIN” track

[@galois6569]

That is believable. Kosmos spent 2 hours validating so he would look natural on it, and Kan deliberately failed to keep up the ruse.

[@CodyDBentley]

i love how kosmo has just been cranking it up over time to become the king of pain lol

[@jordanbos5410]

Stay slick kosmo, stay slick😅😅😅

[@silverduk]

I love him explaining how it all works but sometimes I want to skip it so here you guys go 4:13

[@jonathonchristensen3279]

Idea: Broken space station. With the new flight system and fans you can manipulate gravity so up can be down, left cand be right, and flying to the right location and landing could get tricky. Also could have some gravitational anomalies.

[@MrLarsgren]

i liked this one. pure evil but doable XD

[@CopeML]

Track idea: Pinball, a track with a wide surface area on a slanted map, featuring flippers, bumpers that may project you in a random direction perhaps differently each time based on the mechanics employed, with the common goal of attempting to reach a skill shot placed in a strategic manner.

[@rajidahae4220]

I like this idea space!

[@JoshuaGutz]

Theme suggestion, "Origin of your names" So for each map maker (Moonbo, Kan, Kosmo, Dapper) a track that tells the story of your own name, then tell that story while driving the track.

[@robertdemare6140]

9:00 this IS the Cosmo I know and love lol

[@steeljawX]

Theme idea. Pain-wait for it. . . . . . . -relief. Make an extravagant looking track that looks impossible, but it has a lot of "cheeses" that aren't cheeses but are actually the path you need to take. If someone can punish themselves through the impossible part to make a finish, cool, but you're here to give pain relief. So a duality or even a multi factor competition. Who can cause the most despair in the chat, who can relieve the most of that despair, and who can make that pain actually satisfying? Like a hands off course or a full speed course that previews the pain they're skipping out on.

[@joshuagop5909]

Awesome track kosmo!!! I also think congrats are in order for sandals for finishing!!!!

[@dethklokachu1089]

Theme name ideas: Hypnosis Deja vu Twisted Ideas to do: Get the same template from someone (maybe Fiets) and each of you make your own completed version Make a base track of placing a start, a finish, and checkpoint(s) then hand over to each other one of the tracks to finish the build

[@skavies2351]

hardest track that at least one person finishes. Judged by fewest finishers that are not the creator. Any track with 0 finishers is disqualified. (The creator finishing does not count, he could put in a cheese short cut or even long cut, but easy to complete).

[@aliciapatterson1996]

It’s like caffeinated chaos 😂 10/10

[@graylinbeaudry4651]

i'd never be able to finish a track like that but it was really creative and fun to watch

[@codewaltgaming]

Every once in a while we all wake up and choose violence.... lmao, looks like a fun and painful track!

[@EpsilonRosePersonal]

I'd have two themes to suggest, if you guys are still looking for suggestions. Theme 1: Heist/Mission Impossible - You know that scene in every heist movies and some spy movies? The one where the heroes need to break into some vault by contorting themselves through an intricately interleaved set of defenses? That in track form. Focus on tight timing through overlaping obstacles or narrow gaps in just not overlapping obstacles, with at least one "set-piece" that isn't necessarily hard, but that can set the tone for the whole level. Theme 2: Industrial. So things that are based on factories, manufacturing, and heavy equipment. ... Look, I'll be honest, both of these ideas were inspired by a persistent desire to see a track with a slow moving, mounted, fan that you have to drive through. I don't know why, it's just an image I've had stuck in my head since the fan update came out.

[@richardjayroe8922]

"OH yeah I recorded a validation run if I don't make it" *continues to get it first try*

[@captain_loeffel]

So many Zeepkist drivers died over the last tracks, that I just wait for the moment, were "The Army of Dead" arrives to get their revenge on those surviving.

[@Lake_Filter]

I'd like to see a Coasting track with Loop/Wallride elements and No Boost/Fan. To sum it up, the theme would be Maximin.

[@ajw7199]

I like your channel and for multiplayer Monday I think you should do a D&D or Harry Potter sort of thing🚂🚶🏼 🧱🚶🏼

[@zemeio1184]

Wow, this season of fall guys looks wild! That being said, maybe fall guys would be a cool theme...?

[@darealkosmo]

I'm down!

[@donga3297]

Make the option to give name/number to a checkpoint so you can have 2 checkpoints count as the same one and you can also decide the order of checkpoints you need to take while driving. Also Make a track piece that you can decide the degree of instead of having 10 different ones.

[@diedampfbrasse98]

Theme: Macro Machines track ... opposite of micro machines ofc, the zeepkist has to look and feel like a giant. like Godzilla thru a city or something like that

[@ducewags]

That is in fact the propper "cheese wheel" finish. Thanks for the shows Kosmo.

[@alexsamaniego9061]

seems pretty accurate at festivals. they are there to take your money. :)

[@LoPhatKao]

you guys should revisit the early themes again with Moonbo see how different the tracks are after a year of practice and new parts

[@blueberry6404]

I would love to see the wheel of fun but in a circle chamber that launched people out at random spots which lead to random roads to the finish. Each road has a different difficulty and the hardest one is faster but the easy one is slower. Then the others are all dead ends lol😅

[@edwardbickford8277]

Yes the carousel of fun. Where fun is short for funerals 😂

[@FormulaHavocOrland]

They should add a reverse gravity portal to literally flip your gravity to it’s current opposite THAT would be AWESOME

[@rjgraylight]

Hmm... Have you guys tried making a Heaven to Hell back to Heaven track yet? Dante's Inferno style if you will? Start out high with an easy start, then have a huge and sudden fall (tangible blocks?) into an underground hellscape that's really hard. Then after dodging all the obstacles and making a bunch of technical/tight turns and jumps in a small cave-like section, you can "escape" from a tight thread the needle hole back into the sky. Then a fan lifts you back into "heaven" and you finish before a set of pearly gates. You can set the podium behind the pearly gates even. Think that's a good idea to try out?

[@Kimtroverted]

Theme: Moonbo. Everyone has to make tracks they think represents Moonbo. He wanted themes back, so it makes sense to make him a theme. ;3

[@RedPandaYosh]

Kosmo, you all should do a carnival game theme for your tracks, just resubmit this one with a few tweaks and let the others figure out what's different.

[@Kodiak01]

Theme idea: skate park scenery with a dude doing a trick but the track revolves around the skateboard (one of the skateboard's wheels must be a pipe that is driven through)

[@jonakhensu]

Theme suggestion: "Noob, Pro, Legend, Dapper"

[@bmhcrazyguy1]

Terrible Track idea: Attach a hay bale to your car and then go airborne where you have flying controls. Fly over targets where you would have to get the timing perfect to drop the hay bale when the attachment times out. Could use a funnel to make it easier. The bale landing on the target opens the next section of the track.

[@LtVax27]

He secretly spent the whole week making/validating this track.

[@DaysofElijah317]

Chaos everything is chaos 😂😂😂

[@HHHjb_]

Music at 6:55 what is it called/from I heard it(or something pretty dang similar) about 2 years ago but i never found it again toll today

[@darealkosmo]

heya, sorry for the late reply, it's called Young Traveler by Harris Heller

[@HHHjb_]

​@@darealkosmo tysm

[@LSA-madness]

I remember when you had 2k subs and the noob v pro videos 😢

[@toolng1798]

this is especially hard because you cant accelerate in zeepkist which makes steering more difficult if there's an extra force influencing the car

[@NikkiTheViolist]

maybe for themes, have a Roller Coaster/Theme Park/something along those lines theme

[@stellarsub-orbital9922]

Kosmo is summoning his inner KaN and Dapper

[@townpoem]

Spirograph might be a cool theme.

[@gmolinacarvajal]

Kosmo be like "tonight's theme is: THEMES"

[@demoniav668]

Theme suggestion: apocalypse/mad max.

[@ArythNeon]

TrackTheme Idea: Real Life objects, Hard and Invisble

[@The_Totes_Adorbs]

When did Kosmo let KaN use his channel to upload content? Also, KaN does an amazing Kosmo impersonation.

[@Aaarrrgh89]

This track puts the FU in FUN!

[@scottfoster121]

What about a water track? Lay a track just under the water so the players don't know where exactly to go, if the water slows you down you could use the boosters to keep up speed.

[@MrMaselko]

Podium's location was nice

[@davidmay8]

Is that a B5 reference?! “You will know suffering, and you will know pain, and then you will die”

[@Jirodyne]

Theme: Aging Track. A Track that is all clean and fine in the beginning, but get's more aged, damaged, rusted and decolored, as the track goes on.

[@hrvojehorvat9189]

Theme: Zeepkist cart make a track either in the design of a zeepkist or scale up a zeepkist and make a track on it

[@JoshuaGutz]

theme suggestion: moons and bows (for moonbo)

[@benjaminfranklin329]

I mean it was a brutal track, but actually quite nice aside from that!

[@AT4Engineer]

Theme: Caves!

[@hipzipper1]

I'm thinking about national themes. Canadian or Dutch for example. That could make for some very different track layouts.

[@iamlorddems3859]

Theme: videogames Theme: duality Theme: chaos Theme: music

[@Reth_Hard]

Here is a list of THEMES: (Alphabetical order) Capitalism Chaos Circle of life Dangers of ignorance Disillusionment and dreams Facing reality Faith versus doubt Fate and free will Fear of failure Good versus bad Greed as downfall Growing up - pain or pleasure Illusion of power Injustice Knowledge versus ignorance Losing hope Love and sacrifice Man against nature Nature as beauty Necessity of work Patriotism Pride and downfall Self-preservation Technology in society Vulnerability of the strong Will to survive Wisdom of experience Working class struggles Youth and beauty

[@casual_time_machine6536]

Theme should be the Olympics

[@STARCL1P]

How about a unified track? Each member builds part of the track and sends the file in for the next guy to build a section, rinse repeat

[@STARCL1P]

Like each member builds the start of a track. Each sends their start to the next person who builds the second part, then sends part 1 and part 2 to the third builder etc. You'll each have "your track" for your videos (the start) but y'all each have a section in all the tracks

[@olifante1035]

Just as I was wondering why Dapper doesn't use saws and hammers anymore

[@BFUS_official]

Cheese 🧀 The food of zeeps, or the zeepkist players

[@matheusGMN]

they say they stopped the themes, but that's false, the themes has always been pain!

[@SifuSkip]

My favorite track so far I think

[@BaileyChap]

Alternative title: The Carousel of Carnage (Carousel pronounced c-ah-r - oh - sell)

[@boarder6246]

If everyone didn’t suck, so bad, they’d be able to finish this track!

[@mies1mies]

teams: pain short cutes multepole patchs evelution tracks history

[@dragonstubbe]

Theme, Spiralling into Chaos! 😅

[@BottleOfGamer]

8:42 "You did whot?"

[@netra9764]

This track very much reminds me of another track called Entangelment by SahneMitBohnen, was this inspired by it ? Also Theme idea: Troll

[@darealkosmo]

never seen it! will check it out tho

[@dövakhïn13]

Themes... Hallo darkness my old friends

[@ilerien]

Love it

[@allisonthepixie7961]

Theme suggestion: Underwater

[@justinwood8031]

Theme suggestion, golf

[@That_Suspicious_Stew]

Suggestion for the theme: switch

[@nickhomme581]

Maybe a radioactive city theme😊😊😊

[@goldendon511]

theme idea: Full speed

[@LiamHart-qq6hn]

KZbinr tracks!!!

[@jasonsantistevan1540]

Please can we get another one like this as a theme

[@arandomguy403]

theme idea: parkour

[@borderelite]

Been a while since we've seen moonbo

[@jmow-t5023]

Please more impossible tracks. suggested secret theme Kan’s Nightmare.

[@jmow-t5023]

Everything is black, neon green, and impossible specifically for Kan.

[@brendenlong1962]

The carous-hell

[@darealkosmo]

give this man an award!

[@Sirmrclark]

Theme idea: Pain!

[@onixavalon]

Hot wheels world race or acceleracers track remakes would be cool.