next time : "I try to beat Germany without launching the game"
@sunnydeathray47865 жыл бұрын
just learn programing and mod the game :D
@plastikmesser78575 жыл бұрын
@@sunnydeathray4786 he just goes and storms the Bundestag.
@falsterproductions99565 жыл бұрын
He just takes over some nukes and nukes the bundestag irl
@theyoshi2025 жыл бұрын
If there’s no one left to say you didn’t complete the challenge then you completed it, right?
@ivanlozano20195 жыл бұрын
Next time: " i try to beat germany but on a dos computer with a gameboy as a monitor and no mouse"
@Szydencer5 жыл бұрын
24:24 "Russian Federation" "Democratic" "No elections"
@stackk.1135 жыл бұрын
Just like irl
@arianas07145 жыл бұрын
”Just like the simulations”
@tjb_62035 жыл бұрын
**Rasputin intensifies**
@completelyforgettable11305 жыл бұрын
Putin approves
@jorgerivera62985 жыл бұрын
Just like in real life XD
@Vlogsinschool.5 жыл бұрын
He’s too dangerous to be kept alive
@heto_71115 жыл бұрын
Too late, he has already made an offspring
@sipruphothsipruphoth36995 жыл бұрын
The only thing we can do is pray to god that when he takes power that he is on our side
@tjb_62035 жыл бұрын
Its treason, then.
@phosacid54155 жыл бұрын
I need him!
@Reskov5 жыл бұрын
Henceforth, he shall be known as Darth Taureor.
@viggoelenius44005 жыл бұрын
Taureor: Today I will be beating germany Everyone: Oh, as what country? Taureor: no
@applebottomjeans045 жыл бұрын
Wait, that's illegal
@aldihamzaraj47954 жыл бұрын
Ye
@ctggames3204 жыл бұрын
This comment is funny but why are there only 3 comments and 2k likes
@brainfetzerorigin3 жыл бұрын
@@ctggames320 maybe it's not really funny
@jcjustin29075 жыл бұрын
“That was a baby sneeze” -Taureor
@FriendlyALB3 жыл бұрын
Hi
@Korvisio5 жыл бұрын
Switzerland: literally stages coup in Hungary to make sure they're the only relevant neutral country
@Otto18713 жыл бұрын
yes
@Sergeantnumnutz5 жыл бұрын
These challenges are getting insane, lol. Next you'll be declaring war on every country as Tannu Tuva and winning.
@terrypvcringe90935 жыл бұрын
I vote this the next challenge
@Grif25015 жыл бұрын
He already did that one.
@RedderRedstone5 жыл бұрын
He defeated Ussr as tannu tuva without using releasing tannu tuva trick ;)
@ijustatemydog9805 жыл бұрын
@@Grif2501 no he did not. he did tanu tuva conquer ussr but not the world
@dbsiants14465 жыл бұрын
Don’t encourage him
@Fengtaro5 жыл бұрын
Your son is incredibly knowledgable in historic events! Your son's inputs were incredibly insightful and helped enrich the video ;D
@princibles5 жыл бұрын
Ok that was funny lol
@Kjajo5 жыл бұрын
His son should be nicknamed "McArthur 2" I mean, he's literally better than him
@KeljuIvan5 жыл бұрын
I kept thinking that I need to check on the baby.
@distortion90004 жыл бұрын
Who knew his son is a Trotskyite
@vozhdenko9324 жыл бұрын
I wonder where he gets that from...
@tjb_62035 жыл бұрын
Breaking news: „Insane Polish man takes over Luxemburg, gets invaded, takes over the world anyway“
@olex29995 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA
@yg1565 жыл бұрын
The Absolute Madman
@jevinliu46585 жыл бұрын
In the meanwhile the Russian Federation has formed as a bunch of random patches on the map.
@RobertDecker4175 жыл бұрын
Nothing can stop the Polish Man
@przemekbiaek26985 жыл бұрын
I've never seen an AI staging a coup in this game before. To be honest I had no idea they could do that.
@GamePilLP5 жыл бұрын
Me neither. Also kinda pointless since I'm pretty sure they can't boost ideology
@kibbles74175 жыл бұрын
I've seen it happen before. Ironically, it was also a democratic coup in hungary, but by Australia.
@josephgamal31355 жыл бұрын
@@GamePilLP he was already boosting ideology in the video
@theexam73945 жыл бұрын
@@josephgamal3135 he meant that the AI doesn't boost ideology.
@josephgamal31355 жыл бұрын
@@theexam7394 Yes, but Hungary was already ideology-boosted, so maybe AI is designed to give that final push
@TheGreatSoldeir5 жыл бұрын
Switzerland staging a coup in Hungary represents the accuracy of historical events of hoi4
@theexam73945 жыл бұрын
Switzerland staging a coup is the second most mind-blowing thing that I have ever seen a neutral AI do.
@Perseagatuna2 жыл бұрын
whats the first
@sometakenuser5672 Жыл бұрын
@@PerseagatunaGhandi going nuclear…
@szymsonthatmemeguy31815 жыл бұрын
12:13 the german troops arent looking alright at all
@RexNicolaus5 жыл бұрын
Attacking Luxembourg gives them massive seizures.
@basedbulgar52404 жыл бұрын
That Pervitin's kicking in
@byzantinemapper61455 жыл бұрын
Imagine getting defeated by a country you already killed
@Septimus_ii5 жыл бұрын
See Napoleon
@tobiasceccardi64495 жыл бұрын
Free France?
@hewkii71575 жыл бұрын
when you lose the battle of luxembourg by five o'clock and win it back by seven
@NoNameAtAll25 жыл бұрын
when germans were signing their surrender, there were diplomats from major Ally countries - USSR, USA, UK and France Upon seeing diplomat from France, german leader proclaimed: "These also defeated us???"
@RobertDecker4175 жыл бұрын
OOF
@mcslimnugget32983 жыл бұрын
22:44 "How is your manpower and stuff? It's all quite alright. Especially stuff" 😂
@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un5 жыл бұрын
Play as Japan, free Korea, then play as Korea
@faramisforrestark92065 жыл бұрын
You'd like that wouldn't you
@tjb_62035 жыл бұрын
You should add that he has to go communist
@applebottomjeans045 жыл бұрын
Why did the last north korean dictator die? Because he got a bit kim jong ill
@andremoraes83954 жыл бұрын
are you trying to get?
@uncledave56904 жыл бұрын
Get well soon 😂
@kaiserreichmapping8055 жыл бұрын
Taureor: Silly brits The spiffing brit: *Am i a joke to you?*
@completelyforgettable11305 жыл бұрын
I can make it funnier, as a Brit myself. Spiffing Brit: *earl grey anger*
@kaiserreichmapping8055 жыл бұрын
@@completelyforgettable1130 XD
@completelyforgettable11305 жыл бұрын
@@kaiserreichmapping805 it's bloody half one in the morning and it's prime time for my humour
@applebottomjeans045 жыл бұрын
I am british
@completelyforgettable11305 жыл бұрын
@@applebottomjeans04 ok
@theyoshi2025 жыл бұрын
The one time Switzerland decides to actually do something 😂
@assassinlp98425 жыл бұрын
Hungary *won't get involved in war because of the rise of democracy Switzerland: I'm about to start this mans whole career
@johncarter4495 жыл бұрын
firts time i see ai doing coups
@assassinlp98425 жыл бұрын
@@johncarter449 ikr. Never saw that as well
@chak89505 жыл бұрын
When ruling a country is too easy
@theexam73945 жыл бұрын
Luxemburg is a country?
@ajshdkebw85905 жыл бұрын
@@theexam7394 yes
@ertyertyloide57785 жыл бұрын
@@theexam7394 Are you joking ?
@theexam73945 жыл бұрын
@@ertyertyloide5778 what do you think?
@ertyertyloide57785 жыл бұрын
I thought you were joking , but we both know that some people on internet are dumb enought to say that...
@Stiann865 жыл бұрын
Protecting government: We will keep you safe during the war , leave this to us Taureor: Hold my beer
@martynas6ha4griefer5 жыл бұрын
Me: Aw man, I've capitulated, guess It's over Taureor: Hold my beer
@MrBones-td6qn5 жыл бұрын
Your defense of Luxembourg for that long was like a scuffed Battle of Verdun lmao
@AverytheCubanAmerican5 жыл бұрын
Luxembourg is a secret superpower, Germany doesn't know who they're challenging
@leithesocialistyuricon89815 жыл бұрын
Avery the Cuban-American Hello again Avery!
@axtrias84475 жыл бұрын
If I remember correctly, I did a test to see when a country (IA controlled) switches ideology. It needs 60.50% (the game makes you see it 61) and the country will flip ideology. If you read this, try it out. Knowing this mechanic (if I am actually correct, which I’m not completely sure) may help a lot in other videos. Keep up yourself, polish man!
@kaksepravi24325 жыл бұрын
Idk why i everytime make united kindom fascist and they are british empire but its useless cuz they are in allies already so
@kaksepravi24325 жыл бұрын
Im, supid
@ndetavy23414 жыл бұрын
今日kirito nightcore No, you are stupid
@deyakson5 жыл бұрын
I think it was a combination of 2+3. Your plan was sound on paper, but with your nation been in exile, it came down to timing and relying on the AI. Your boost to Democratic popularity in Italy worked, but just at the wrong time. The Allied AI left all that manpower in Africa, which essentially helped Germany defeat the Soviets. Had there been a second front in France or Italy, your fortunes may have been different on this play through. Great videos, your humour keeps me coming back! :)
@Sleepytime_Gaming5 жыл бұрын
"if we flip Italy democratic the Germans will be deprived of a good ally" [laughs in Greek] [laughs in Yugoslav] [laughs in Husky]
@thisisaname55895 жыл бұрын
In the game, Italy is actually pretty good at handling the naval war in the mediterranean and helping germany kill france.
@waft31565 жыл бұрын
"I love democracy"-chancellor Palpatine
@YouTubeisgettingworse.5 жыл бұрын
Mr Normree I love the Republic
@YouTubeisgettingworse.5 жыл бұрын
The Nova renaissance Oh really? It was Palpatine, he said it in Episode 2/4
@filiptalimdzioski72814 жыл бұрын
Nobody knows who the senate is...
@_kurt5 жыл бұрын
Challenges: 1. As a panama reform gran Colombia. 2. As Mexico create Mexican empire. 3. As a Sinkiang recreate Turkestan. 4. As a Austria make most of major nations neutral(make their ideology non-aligned) 5. As a Afghanistan create Ghurid Sultanate. 6. As Iceland recreate Viking empire. 7. As a Ireland form Celt empire. 8. As Paraguay create Inca empire.
@Song266644 жыл бұрын
Trotsky: *Survives an assassination attempt* Baby Taureor: *angry baby noises*
@GarfieldRex5 жыл бұрын
This is beautiful, at last no order 66. Was good planned (except the part of Poland), and also unlucky. Loved to watch a good straight game with no order 66.
@hailhoffman84465 жыл бұрын
Play the drop the L in Liberia challenge vanilla conquer the Iberian penicula to win you must be at peace
@mattc53265 жыл бұрын
No one: Taureor: I try to beat Germany without a PC
@hugo57k914 жыл бұрын
"My son seems disatisfied that Trotsky survived the assassination attempt" lmao I laughed so hard at that part
@theshadowforce34385 жыл бұрын
Great, now do it as Luxembou- wait..
@ivanlozano20195 жыл бұрын
Tannu tuva?
@Reskov5 жыл бұрын
Bhutan
@dayari1395 жыл бұрын
Me: Taureor, who are we fighting against today? Taureor: Yes
@simonandleroy5 жыл бұрын
The logical next step would be playing a country that never existed. ...Like Denmark
@vitaliitomas81214 жыл бұрын
Or Finland
@Nothing-1w34 жыл бұрын
Or Australia
@spyseand63535 жыл бұрын
definitely a case of germany being OP in man the guns. I didn't seriously start playing past 1940 until man the guns as I started achievement hunting. I havent seen the allies win a single time. Even with me holding brabant and holland in the netherlands, they still managed to accomplish nothing. kind of annoying and hopefully will be fixed in the next update
@theexam73945 жыл бұрын
Germany already was OP even before MtG anyways. XD
@kaksepravi24325 жыл бұрын
I saw allies wins when i was usa and dropped 5 nuclear bombs and 500 devisions tanks and marines in normandy
@kaksepravi24325 жыл бұрын
:D
@domin_25425 жыл бұрын
10:50 XDDDDD "That was the baby sneeze"
@RedderRedstone5 жыл бұрын
Theres also another way to keep manpower too. Move your divisions to somewhere else like france or uk, and clicked disband once and wait. After you capitulate click ok (at the second box that asks if you are sure or not) and later you can train divisions and deploy them to the centre of london. Also if you don’t have convoys there is a way to transport divisions without convoys too.
@ChaplinONLINE5 жыл бұрын
I did appreciate this video, for the most part that this is the first video I have seen of someone showing a defeat. Everything doesn't have to be a win. With this, I can see of what not to do, such the boosting of popularity during a coup. A great video.
@JoshuaKlein255 жыл бұрын
I like that you showed that you failed, you learn more from failures then you do for success. Thanks for the upload.
@Terrown5 жыл бұрын
3 reasons: > Don't flip poland > Have more luck with the Italy flip > and ALLIED AI simply sucks
@rajanmanhas77445 жыл бұрын
*the true polish war* hurt Germany from the inside
@fastfire74095 жыл бұрын
I have a challenge for you. 1. Play as Ethiopia 2. Play on Elite difficulty (it doesn't matter if you play on regular, I'll accept it) 3. Strengthen Italy to max. 4. Annex all of Italian territories.
@dedmykola81325 жыл бұрын
@@Redicon388 no it isn't
@Redhead-pf8le5 жыл бұрын
Yugoslavia can actually give Croatia a degree of autonomy through a focus which leads to them being liberated as a puppet.
@oscars46084 жыл бұрын
22:44 “how is your manpower” >all adults serve, 2.6 million left “It’s quite alright”
@DrMFoster75 жыл бұрын
Exiled Luxenbourg president and his child destroy German front.
@tyvo56905 жыл бұрын
this was an amazing video! I'd wager that if you tried again, it would go better. The plan seems sound and it'd probably work given multiple attempts, and while I'd love to see that, It's probably a lot of not-so-fun work staring at the screen waiting for plans to come to fruition so don't push yourself to do another video like this if you don't want to. Personally, this weird wacky approach to the game you take in your challenges is some of the best HOI4 content on KZbin imo and I'd love to see more!
@kinggoldcatter99325 жыл бұрын
Some times I imagine a modern day world in these insane challenges just imagine being a historian and find the rise of democracy in The world was in major part due to the lux
@KentoKei5 жыл бұрын
This.. is too perfect
@warpstonesnorter23195 жыл бұрын
Good morning class, today were going to learn about how Luxembourg caused the biggest democratic uprising in the world
@Coid5 жыл бұрын
C. Does seem to be a big problem here, but perhaps better timing with the coups and more micro to lessen the chance that they flip inappropriately would have helped to some extent. It also seems like this highlights some things that Paradox either hasn't considered or hasn't figured out yet, like that chance to accidentally flip a country but keep them in the faction and war when a coup was in progress. OTOH, I could see them being worried about some exploit of staging coups to lock governments in place by never having the coup actually fire, but that seems a bit too convoluted compared to the obvious problem encountered here.
@hangyin53885 жыл бұрын
Luxembourg, in exile: Right, I'll do you for that. Switzerland: What are you going to do? Bleed on me?
@zamininc32235 жыл бұрын
Ideas: -Start italy coup right before danzig or war -Boost popularity in germany anyway, goebbel's effects are reduced the higher fascist support they have anyway. You could potentially cheese them with a 30% democratic coup or at least hurt their stability -Try to get enough warscore to ask for iceland/african territories later on
@Taureor5 жыл бұрын
points 1 and 2 won't work. Before the war Italy has too much stability There is currently a bug that causes your own advisors to be immune to political party support nerfs (Goebbels gets max efficiency always)
@zamininc32235 жыл бұрын
@@Taureor I did a run through myself and I've found that the following leads to a greater degree of success: -Getting the coup in Italy off (I started planning the coup immediately after ww2 broke out) is essential if they don't flip before the war. The allies will very quickly take Africa and the ME and despite their poor AI will eventually help out in Europe. -The Japan coup needs to go off very soon after Japan declares on the Philippines and preferably before China capitulates. Very RNG based as best results are achieved when China is still alive. This usually brings China into the war against the Axis. -Nationalist spain needs to have popularity boosted asap. Best results if they flip before they're called into the war. -ask for iceland asap, use factories to build weapons to prepare eventual coups in Romania/Hungary/Yugoslavia, depending on how the game is going and which are in the Axis. Coincide those coups with strong allied pushes into Europe I haven't been able to synch it 100%, but those seem to be critical parts of making this plan work. Axis is just crazy strong right now. Japan always goes down easily but even with an italian coup in sicily the allies just never gain ground in Europe. Some things I've considered: -Perhaps portugal can be made to join the allies if their ideology is flipped. I'm not sure this would have a significant impact, but the UK does have a decision to invite them. -If nationalist spain flips ideology instead of joining the axis (which seems to be rare), they may join the allies.
@mataya-waldenberg2 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see you try this again now with the new DLCs.
@yeetus13985 жыл бұрын
I would love to see you try this again
@anti795 жыл бұрын
Can you try liberating African colonies as a communist South Africa? They have a focus path for that. Seems fun to me, and it's prety damn hard since you have to fight both Allies and the Axis.
@petartoshkov20765 жыл бұрын
Next video idea: Beat Germany without turning on your PC
@mralx44585 жыл бұрын
I learn so much about the game when you tell your plans, please more of this👍🙂
@maddyschad66495 жыл бұрын
The most frustrating thing you could try in HOI4 is making the AI competent, that is what this challenge was.
@obiwankenobi42524 жыл бұрын
So exactly why are we financing coups all over the world? Prime Minister of Luxembourg: good question
@ghastlywhispers16375 жыл бұрын
Italy didn't take the opportunity to be the good guys
@hadenhunt20045 жыл бұрын
Challenge idea, beat italy as ethiopia
@marseille11965 жыл бұрын
I love seeing a video where not everything is a success. Much more fun to see this imo
@robertlister51925 жыл бұрын
Can you do a New Zealand game an try to do a challenge maybe against the British or just annex everything?
@mattoothegreat27875 жыл бұрын
Tuareor: somehow we are still alive The surrounding German troops: *extreme spazz time*
@starwarsfan11614 жыл бұрын
İ think you should make part 2 of this exiled Luxembourg world conquest
@Dumby_the_dum_dum5 жыл бұрын
Finally a real Challenge
@eminecicoz64995 жыл бұрын
US & UK: We have the strongest Navy in the world! Also Allies: Let us sit in Africa and do nothing.
@krustygaming58873 жыл бұрын
11:07 the ai spazzing made it look like he was shooting the fastest gun ever
@GunjitPlayz5 жыл бұрын
I didnt even mind annexing luxembourg in my world conquest
@timpa23975 жыл бұрын
Really good vid bro! Love to see more "fails"
@cyrnel51835 жыл бұрын
A Taureor proverb says "It's Not My Problem"
@rajanmanhas77445 жыл бұрын
Start as Sweden, recreate the Sweden empire, and then take st.petersburg.
@applebottomjeans045 жыл бұрын
Taureor: I'm going to be Luxembourg in hoi4. Taureor's son: ArRgHhH
@jevinliu46585 жыл бұрын
Taureor, be careful with starting coups in Poland. You live there. Meanwhile, Switzerland: I'm going to make Hungary Axis while being neutral.
@fps18545 жыл бұрын
Could you make a challenge in which Argentina makes an annexation to all of South America? that would be great
@BrotherSurplice4 жыл бұрын
Your plan was fine and was, to a large degree, working. The classic Hearts of Iron IV Allied AI just deep-dicked you, as always.
@jjppmm295 жыл бұрын
good to see Italy is still just doing what they do best screwing over everything by switching sides LOL
@OtterSpace9755 жыл бұрын
THE AI NEEDS TO BE FIXED! It doesn't matter who you play, the AI takes forever to do anything in Europe, and never will push through to Germany unless you GIVE them the front line, and even then, they either stack WAAAY too many troops there, or they don't put enough. I was playing as France trying to stay free from Germany, I managed, but I was allied to America and Britian, and only started seeing them after I lost Paris in 1942. Managed to win, but I had almost no manpower at the end of it all, and half of the allied forces where in America or the Atlantic ocean. they just hang out in the Atlantic for some reason. Slowly getting sunk by U-boats.
@anonviewerciv3 жыл бұрын
Cast away. (14:24,24:00) 8:55 Divided Poland. 21:12 Japan liberated.
@shayankarimaghaei5 жыл бұрын
21:41 neutral my a** 😂
@AxianMapping5 жыл бұрын
Wow, he actually lost a challange, never would've seen that one coming lol
@theexam73945 жыл бұрын
He did say it was partially a challenge while partially an experiment.
@petersmythe64625 жыл бұрын
Germany: ... Is this hostile encirclement... by Luxembourg????
@maciejpociecha63575 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see a winning run of this, just to see if it's actually possible...
@MarcusBlueWolf5 жыл бұрын
I have NEVER seen Switzerland ever stage a coup before
@georgbergsten60505 жыл бұрын
Me: Can't beat germany as the US Taureor: Beats them with exiled luxemburg
@polokratos83665 жыл бұрын
Did you just call Italy a "Good ally"? 3:20 Excuse me?
@petersmythe64625 жыл бұрын
"Germany will be deprived of a good ally" Wait... How does Italy turning Democratic deprive Germany of a *good* ally?
@epamaarainenroina2204 жыл бұрын
He probably meant Finland. ;P They seemed to stay neutral in this scenario. I'm not sure how that's related to Italy but it's still the most logical explanation I can think.
@Arexy95 жыл бұрын
Me: search some tv series for occupy my time Taureor's video notification: *here you go boy*
@qazaq19915 жыл бұрын
When Taureor takes over Iceland as Luxembourg while not being at war with them
@Septimus_ii5 жыл бұрын
I'd like to see another attempt at this. Even failing, it was pretty impressive
@kevinhiggins81065 жыл бұрын
I think it definitely didn’t work out in your favor with the AI. However, still super entertaining, and I honestly was starting to wonder if you ever didn’t succeed, so now that I know it’s possible I am even more excited for your future challenges.
@tdoge5 жыл бұрын
21:41 "neutral my ass" lmaoo
@leithesocialistyuricon89815 жыл бұрын
ShroudedPanda They were trying to be the *ONLY* neutral nation!
@Sharky41525 жыл бұрын
Combined Arms: Each division can have no more than 4 of the same battalions in it. 4inf, 4art, 4medtank, etc, and defeat Germany as any country except the Soviets.
@graememadison20775 жыл бұрын
8:07 When your Luxembourg against germany I 'predict' we will capitulate
@AlphaDestroyer-pw8on5 жыл бұрын
Challenge: Play as Mengjiang (Mengkuko) and try and take out Japan/China (try not to get bored) You would be in a pretty tough spot... You would have very little autonomy/manpower... At least your leader gives you a +5% attack buff to cavalry iirc...
@MarcusBlueWolf5 жыл бұрын
Can you do a regular Luxembourg 1936 challenge? I’d like to see how you can form the Benelux from the decisions. And it’s impossible to survive as Luxembourg when you’re fully encircled
@JohnofPA5 жыл бұрын
I refuse to believe Taureor has failed. He simply succeeded in getting Germany to take Russia
@AlphaDestroyer-pw8on5 жыл бұрын
17:06 I've seen this happen before when I tried to play as Persia.... The Germans have did the war w/ USSR focus, but did not attack (until I fought the USSR). Same for the Soviets when they did war w/ Germany. I assume it had something to do with their improving relations, as both my Persia game and your game had either the Germans or Soviets improve relations with each other.
@lavissebruh31445 жыл бұрын
Therapist: Dying to a thing that doesn't exist is not true, it can't hur- Dying to a thing that doesn't exist: