I Turned EGYPT into the Most BROKEN KINGDOM in Crusader Kings 3

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How I Turned EGYPT into the Most OVERPOWERED KINGDOM in Crusader Kings 3? Easy! By using one of the most overlooked and amazingly broken development area in CK3, in combination with the best terrain in the game and a men at arms troop that is so stupidly powerful It's almost a bug! All while forming the STRONGEST Nile Kingdom in all of CK3!
In this video, Koifish will play as the incredibly overpowered and strong Nubian culture, with their insanely good Nile Archers! A men at arms troop that deals insane damage in floodplains! Our goal will be to conquer all of the legendary river Nile, from the sea in the north, to the floodplain delta in the south!
There's a whole bunch of Kingdoms that can be formed in Crusader Kings 3, but there's also a bunch of hidden formable nations that many CK3 players have yet to find and form! These formable ck3 kingdoms and ck3 empires require super specific events, decisions and triggers in order to form them and in this video we will show you how to play as some of the most unknown countries in crusader kings 3.
But this kingdom is one of the basic ones, but has the insane power of floodplains, a terrain type that boosts your Crusader Kings 3 development to incredible levels! This is the BEST way to play tall and build Development in CK3! And how to Create the most BROKEN and TALL kingdom in Crusader Kings 3!
I will be using all the tips and tricks and strategies that I went over in my Lifestyle guide series, mainly focusing on Martial and Learning! I'm also playing with all the current DLC, Including Northern Lords, Royal Court and Fate of Iberia! Although I'm playing near Persia, I do not currently have Legacy of Persia enabled!
#crusaderkings3 #ck3 #paradox

[@Koifish]

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[@williek08472]

Oh heck yeah

[@MunchKING]

After your "Free trip to the Nile", I'm not sure I trust your definition of "free" anymore.

[@MajorBluesZ]

The moment Koifish stops using haesteinn. We know the world is ending. XD

[@Koifish]

I will soon release the ULTIMATE HAESTEINN VIDEO!

[@samuelwolch1302]

@@Koifishwill it finally get Haesteinn out of your system, or will we need to have an intervention?

[@orirotem2298]

​@@samuelwolch1302haesteinn wont allow it haesteinn and koifish are meant to be forever together

[@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation]

​@@samuelwolch1302Haesteinn is part of Koifish now. You cannot remove one without risking the life of the other.

[@Silcy6501]

Haesteinn for life😍@@Koifish

[@greenturret6772]

Thanks for your very entertaining series! I have but one question. There's a famous saying of old that goes: 'One Does Not Simply Walk Into Mordor.' You've taken Haesteinn to nearly every corner of Earth's world, but will Haesteinn ever take a stroll through Middle-Earth?

[@mementomori771]

This is actually genius

[@Davion197]

The LOTR mod is really, really good.

[@Koifish]

Let's just say... Haesteinn is taking the hobbits to Isengard! And a long time legend such as yourself will come along for the journey!

[@EDF1919]

Always a good day when Koifish uploads

[@Koifish]

Always a good day when I get comments like this! :D

[@sethhenty6128]

Always a good day when Koifish comments

[@skulblaka17]

Considering Koifish addiction I was expectiong Haesteen to become a pharao, but it didn't happen. Now i'm sad.

[@panose6542]

the coptic language is a blend of Greek and Egyptian, Coptic Christianity is one of the anti Chalcedonian Churches that are now grouped into "Oriental Orthodox" nowadays

[@Ludrovisco]

I love living the DeNile! Thank you Koifish for giving me a trip (paid by myself) to it!

[@molybdaen11]

The production quality really went up with editing, background music and more clean cuts. Also congratulation for getting a sponsoring from a big fish.

[@Koifish]

Thank you! I will carry this message to my editor basement! :D

[@TungstenArm]

If you haven’t already recorded the next video, remember that you have the Buy Claim option! That allows you to buy a claim on the Seljuk Empire!

[@Koifish]

Oh I am very much aware! :D Part 2 coming tomorrow!

[@TheMonkeystick]

What makes the nile archers disgusting in flood plains is that they get that +30(!) pursuit, so if you win a battle they slaughter them on the retreat. That, plus the Sahel horsemen for the Mubarizun counter, makes Nubian troops almost tailor-made to wreck Arab armies

[@thetaikonaut8397]

My favorite River Kingdom. It’s cool to look at with the Pyramids and the University at Cairo.

[@h3nder]

I love the Stronghold Crusaders music.

[@LongStoryShort1212]

A strong spice!!!!

[@DarkWorldOrder]

Loved the use of classic stronghold sounds. Hit me right in the childhood

[@awesomepork101]

Loving the editing in this video! Fantastic work, Koifish!

[@favre4ever39]

The Stronghold Crusader influence in this video was strong as heck

[@zorcoom5485]

this editing was fantastic

[@AmericaIncapableComplexThought]

I'm honestly surprised you didn't decide to conquer The Nile as Haesteinn. It's good to see you still have some restraint.

[@Ottocide]

The Nubian+Egyptan culture mix is actually insane. So many OP units and OP bonuses to your already OP land. I must play this!

[@arkodutta3273]

That "Living in the Nile" got me.🤣🤣

[@spartaks9849]

The signs of the end of the world 1 - Wars 2 - Hunger 3 - Diseases 4 - Koifish got rid of his addiction of Haesteinn

[@ChrissieBear]

You should've played a Kordofan faith character, to also restore the ancient gods of Egypt. xD

[@BILLYBUTCHER_RG]

14:26 Oh god is that Stronghold Crusaders theme I'm hearing? Missed that so much Thank you for your videos btw They always make my day

[@rinderkaiserchan1459]

Love the Stonghold Crusader music and archer comments

[@PraiseJ-Pope]

6:20 How Narnia should have ended

[@sarchlalaith8836]

In this strategy getting some Dutch culture for polders would also really help you. Also hybridise with your vassel culture for dev growth from collective lands.

[@emilianohermosilla3996]

I love your CK3 videos, Koifish!

[@paleshmellexptm7826]

Koifish I would love to see you do a how to play guide it can even be with Haesteinn. I really love watching your videos. I started playing ck3 thanks to your videos.

[@benjaminwells3310]

Koifish, my only regret is that I cannot subscribe to you anymore than I already have

[@peskifrenchi8832]

That Stronghold Crusaders audio clip made me so happy 😂

[@lukasbez7000]

*Family Words: "I'm in the Nile" ... *calls his Dog "Nile" - Ayo WHAT?!?

[@alexlower505]

I feel like we missed a great opportunity to create the Nileist culture: to believe in nothing...except the Nile.

[@laravermillion3875]

Mister Fish, I love your narration so much!

[@Nijlandboy]

I want to see Koifish make a video where he takes advantage of the war elephants and stampedes over his enemies!

[@aurex8937]

That living in denial joke was top notch!

[@callum105]

liking the stronghold music and reference

[@HighWarlordJC]

Loved the stronghold crusader "archers ready" sound byte.

[@CoolChris2080]

That introduction was perfection.

[@safisiddiqui6368]

Living in Denial # Living in De-nile # Living in the nile! I will never forget this joke! Epic! 😂😂😂

[@Grimtouch]

I literally did this start and game last week:) so pumped:) love the content Koifish...love from Canada:)

[@fallingphoenix2341]

If you have the latest patch with the accolades, you can go even crazier. For lots of retinue types there's an accolade who will increase max retinue size ánd makes then even better. I could build size 18 heavy infantry retinues with high stats, with a good ruler I was just wiping armies left and right. A bit later in the campaign I got the siege accolade, I had 30 day sieges! With one siege retinue! This eventually got less good because the AI increased Fort level of the centuries... You can probably stack several bonuses for Nile archers fighting in Flood Plaines.

[@alexsmith2910]

Thank you for the entertaining video.

[@noctusfury6918]

This is a pretty fun idea! Thanks for sharing! ❤

[@jmgallo7434]

Great video. The word you were looking for isnt Nilean, it's Nilotic

[@xRakkeS]

Very nice vid! A holy war for some egyptian land in the beginning would have been okay since the fatimids are ismail'i so wouldnt get any help from outside

[@MausOfTheHouse]

With the gondola reference and the remark at 10:52 I realised that you're overtly chuddy

[@nikkimitchable]

what does this mean. go outside love people smell flowers. "Chuddy" is not a word

[@sircampalot001]

Why are you not using the Character finder? You can be getting 20+ skills in your council all day every day by inviting wanderers to your court. Plus getting custom-ordered wives from the peasantry is just too good.

[@rolfyboy]

Really inspired by the content. Even doing my own Haesteinn dynasty run. Took over Jerusalem and made Viking Jews. Built the temple and peacefully spreading through Egypt up to persia BY FORCE. Been a fun time. Good stuff. 👍

[@Kamenskk]

Koifish the 🐐

[@Legend00Death]

No idea what koifish did this Video at the beginning. I was Buddy Vibing to age of mythology music

[@ChrissieBear]

AGE OF MYTHOLOGY MUSIC!

[@MrTeryable]

oh boy, the soundtrack from the stronghold crusader, magnificent❤

[@iorransilva8596]

Koi's commentaries are pure gold!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@motv1nd193]

living in denial? LIVING IN THE NILE

[@punchbag9305]

gosh darn no free trip to the nile paid by me i was already subscribed

[@KingJupiter]

Coptic comes from the greek word Aígyptos which means Egypt It basically just means "Egyptian Christianity"

[@victorhino26]

Can't wait for part2!

[@bernard832]

The floodplains in the Nile delta and the special buildings are really strong.

[@ChargeQM]

>scottish egyptians with the Strong trait Theres an ancient text Lets Play that approves

[@shenpai1566]

I'd recognize that Stronghold: Crusader "Archers ready!" anywhere.

[@goatops9872]

Excellent video gang

[@ram5s858]

Your videos always make my day koifish, thanks

[@shohan5772]

Fine I'll do that Nile Kingdom myself, With Haesteinn.

[@yunusemreyc]

i became subscriber a long time ago i have gain nothing but haesteinn addiction from this channel, i dont regret tho

[@Aisphodel]

Holy shit, an ad for the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV Online, which now has a free trial that includes the award-winning first expansion Heavensward and the world's most second expansion Stormblood? In the wild?

[@simoncodrington]

Can't wait for the next one!

[@KuklusKlanas]

great video, hope more is on the way with CK3 or other Paradox Games

[@Arghgl]

Koifish would rather travel across Continents to the fucking Nile than go to Therapy

[@CommissarMitch]

The editing in this is some top tier stuff

[@oppenz3723]

As a Viking addict myaelf Koifish is the guy I look up when I'm in my withdrawal state

[@joshbeckett9255]

Yessir we living in the Nile with this one boys

[@pedromadrigali187]

25:41 that make me crack up 💀💀💀

[@nicolasgonzalez629]

that intro was *chef kiss*

[@Angels-Haven]

he really is living in the nile

[@archieloughlin2670]

Ok but what about hasting into Nubia?

[@noahsimulated6124]

18:45 he already was in the nile

[@jesperazza]

Love the Age of Mythology music

[@OchaFauzan01]

These stronghold crusader sounds man💀

[@maxwellhouck12]

Wait hold on this whole time I thought you were an actual koi fish 😮

[@stalebread9424]

You could convert to kushitism in the next video bring back the old gods

[@raghvendrasinghtanwar]

Waiting forpart2

[@sahilhossain8204]

Ah yes the resurgence of ancient Nile empires 🇪🇬🗿👌😎👍

[@ohNojames]

I have conquered Egypt as Haesteinn many many times.

[@DIEGhostfish]

Let's get that River!

[@wilhelmlautenschlager3843]

Nice intro. Love it 😂

[@vendetta8022]

Finally, someone realized how broken Egypt is,,,

[@breadstick4458]

koifsih not playing Haesting??

[@Taison77]

FF14 is the shit! Best time of my life

[@kitimaksbiti9144]

music from stronghold crusader love u

[@MrSharpshooter124]

Great video you should have change the motto to i am living in denial

[@OompaL0ompa]

i was watching in denial.

[@billyseay5270]

It's funny how I was making the Kingdom of Mann and the Isle, meanwhile Haestings( dont know how to spell sorry) took all of Ingland by himself 🤣🤣

[@simoncodrington]

Good video mate but the background music felt way way too loud, it was really distracting. Those high pitched notes aren't great

[@themasteredbeast8878]

you should play princes of darkness and make a vampire heistein

[@maytriks4215]

what's all the background music in this video? especially the one with the woman singing

[@FunkyMonkeyI]

Oh hail Pharaoh

[@lunac6094]

"Women would be much better if they had an AK-47" - Koifish 2023

[@molybdaen11]

Red army style 1918.

[@fatherkiwi9312]

Bring back haestinia and the haestinian line

[@BuggyDFool]

I win a trip that I can pay for myself?! How could I afford not to subscribe!?

[@Cunnyisseur]

I want part 2 🙏

[@ZombolicBand]

A country in the nile.... sounds like Sweden today D;

[@JonathanDorikt]

You should reform Kemetism in part 2 𓃩