When a 10 year old tells you an old man is giving off mad creepy vibes, you best listen to him
@dazdavis789625 күн бұрын
@@KhandakerKafiNipponless than a minute into the video
@FadiGamingRP22 күн бұрын
lolol
@82dorrinАй бұрын
Oh shit. He said "dichotomy." He's going to recite his thesis.
@gabrielclark1425Ай бұрын
Quick, flee for your lives!
@AndrewMeredith-b9hАй бұрын
Nowhere is safe when he is elaborating on his thesis
@noahjones9833Ай бұрын
@@AndrewMeredith-b9hthe deadliest ability to ever be granted by the force, Force Thesis. Its wielder is a living weapon of mass destruction.
@carloslionel165322 күн бұрын
It’s all about the intricate dichotomies inherent in various contradicting dichotomies delving into further dichotomies. Simple.
@82dorrinАй бұрын
"Waste of space, even kids can be." 😂
@Adri9570Ай бұрын
lost opportunity to have said the _nerdified_ version: Continuum waste of space-time, kids are being
@stinhuffine4422Ай бұрын
Go play in the traffic or something
@joshspahn930428 күн бұрын
What about general grief stages
@tapurate63827 күн бұрын
"Go play in traffic or something kiddo"
@frenzalrhomb69197 күн бұрын
Yeah, I know a few of 'em.
@MrTimPLАй бұрын
Anakin: What's up Sidious! Palpatine: Oh shit...
@XXPYR0XXАй бұрын
my brain size has double since the last time we met lmao
@johnronald976720 күн бұрын
When I get dementia this is how I will remember Star Wars
@theothertonydutch10 күн бұрын
Making the dementia work for you, nice.
@anathardayaldar10 күн бұрын
I listen to old audiobooks that I know I've heard before, but don't remember much about them. It's nice. Saves money.
@conbon3564Күн бұрын
@@theothertonydutch lmao!
@rarog4241Ай бұрын
"Did you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Sidious the Unwise", lost my shit here 🤣
@raven4k99825 күн бұрын
Go Play in traffic kiddo🤣🤣
@thearbiter3351Ай бұрын
You are on this council, but we do not grant you permission to stop making these vids, young skywanker
@Cloudz3468Ай бұрын
😂nice
@stefansteveb.2712Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Littlejohnny-marstonАй бұрын
What? This is fair!
@florentinmariostefan2069Ай бұрын
A wise man, you commented like
@ZeKermetАй бұрын
But he made this in support of his thesis though
@thearbiter3351Ай бұрын
LOL those constant yoda moans will never get old😂
@sometimesidreamaboutcheeseАй бұрын
"Mmhmmm, yees yes!"
@wwld9823Ай бұрын
*esteemed microsoft windows*
@some_channel275Ай бұрын
💀💀💀💀 i caught that too. Insane line.
@LOUDMOUTHTYRONE24 күн бұрын
😂
@frenzalrhomb69197 күн бұрын
@some_channel275 I thought "Master Bald Dude" was better.
@lnln-rb6ryАй бұрын
Smart now anakin is
@Littlejohnny-marstonАй бұрын
He sounds like Eugene from the walking dead.
@hackman669Ай бұрын
Lacking sense the Council is.😊
@Littlejohnny-marstonАй бұрын
@@hackman669 nice to see you too *Yoda*
@not_the_useless_cake856Ай бұрын
@Littlejohnny-marston 2 do you happen to mean Master Yogurt??
@Littlejohnny-marstonАй бұрын
@@not_the_useless_cake856 .???
@user-bo3mp8un6cАй бұрын
That dichotomy joke is insane. He will give them a physical demonstration by splitting them in two.
@raven4k99825 күн бұрын
and he had to kill off those younglings due to their ignorance over the dichotomy's
@RandolphTheWhite1Ай бұрын
"My brain size has doubled since we last met, Count" So true
@voldren24 күн бұрын
dude, you're freaking me out
@RandolphTheWhite123 күн бұрын
@@voldren - You are merely an expendable pawn in the Chancellor's grand design
@salwalmadАй бұрын
Master fly swatter we even don't know what a dichotomy is😂😂😂
@dionysschub5350Ай бұрын
an inherent contradiction
@bloodred255Ай бұрын
Perhaps they could learn from his thesis
@JC-sc9rx20 күн бұрын
Bbbbshhheww *lightsaber extends*
@Luftgitarrenprofi13 күн бұрын
@@dionysschub5350A dichotomy isn’t inherently a contradiction. It’s just a division into two opposing or mutually exclusive options. Whether they contradict depends on the context (e.g., true vs. false is a contradiction, but odd vs. even isn’t).
@grievouskeepintime3253Ай бұрын
Anakin: "Stop rising your cancer levels with death sticks!" Obi-High Crackobi: "Oh I don't think so."
@TheRealNormanBatesАй бұрын
Oh, you mean Larry?
@comradeyuri2972Ай бұрын
Larry gonna Larry
@Jourmand1r19 күн бұрын
@@TheRealNormanBatesAm I not a luminous being?
@westingtyler111 күн бұрын
haha if you want to see more of Obi-High Cracobi check out the Auralnauts videos as well. Start with Jedi Party!
@mr.vorrnyvorrn25167 күн бұрын
@@TheRealNormanBatesWachowski?
@ErikWagner-qq5vlАй бұрын
Intelligence done, carry on.
@Littlejohnny-marstonАй бұрын
He sounds like Eugene from the walking dead
@Sb129Ай бұрын
"yoink" ~ Darth Elevator
@TheOneAndOnlySame29 күн бұрын
Darth Elevador* He's mexican
@tmi988521 күн бұрын
Still not a 20ft python
@SakuraMoccixX15 күн бұрын
DARTH ELEVADER Thankyou
@PedroGomes-mt3iz23 күн бұрын
anakin: "my brain size has doubled since the last time we've met, Count" dooku: "dude, you're really freaking me out" LMAO
@geezersage75129 күн бұрын
"Master Mid-life Crisis" damn Master Enormous Forehead, that was a bit too close to home.
@bewilderbeestieАй бұрын
I love how Palpatine's the only one who's read the script and just gets increasingly confused as events progress.
@carloslionel165326 күн бұрын
Anakin with his powers, the intellect of Tony Stark, detective skills of Bruce Wayne and wisdom of Gandalf. Damn.
@Pandora_The_Panda23 күн бұрын
And awareness of Deadpool
@self_harem212522 күн бұрын
that was a really good 3 comparisons. such a being would be truly amazing
@miloradowicz18 күн бұрын
And the name of Anakin. The only thing he inherited from the actual Anakin, really.
@HR2007-o3fАй бұрын
Seeing Anakin with glasses in the thumbnail makes me think Hayden Christensen would make a good Harry Potter.
@scottw304828 күн бұрын
Young Patrick Bateman in an American Psycho prequel too, voiceover narration sounds like Bale to me
@Perseus-u4g26 күн бұрын
Interesting concept
@Celeste-hl1kwАй бұрын
I almost spat out my coffee when I heard “non-Euclidean geometries”
@nSRemedy16 күн бұрын
This whole thing is quotable lol, seriously this channel's magnum opus
@alexcarr5924Ай бұрын
Love how Anderson Skyscraper says the word Dichotomy in all these clips
@TheAllRounderMemesАй бұрын
may the fourth wall be with you
@raven4k99825 күн бұрын
Cats are still smarter then Anakin🤣🤣
@Pandora_The_Panda23 күн бұрын
Kim Dokja be like
@P6lishB6kser2 сағат бұрын
And that finish with classical "... gone carry on" xD
Ай бұрын
"Yoink" - Darth Vader, former Anakin Skywalker
@raven4k99825 күн бұрын
words of true wisdom right there🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@charzard677Ай бұрын
Obi-wan shaking his head at everything Anikan says was to funny
@bryant8235Ай бұрын
It was funny every time
@revenant7567Ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣 obi is a hater
@GalacticExplorer_Edits33Ай бұрын
It’s hilarious everytime 😂
@GalacticExplorer_Edits33Ай бұрын
Even when Anakin ends wars, he still nods his head in disappointment
@chewieinthahouseАй бұрын
Aladdin said ‘dichotomy’ three times in a row!! I can die in peace now
@SakuraMoccixX15 күн бұрын
"So whats for lunch .. im starving" "Wookiee burgerz." 💀
@Hydron1Ай бұрын
I love the yoda laughs every 5 seconds 😂
@epicty360727 күн бұрын
Same. Those are literally half the reason I watch these 😂
@olympian326 күн бұрын
Yoga laughing at everybody’s expense 😂 bro just doesn’t care
@imustbeames3727Ай бұрын
I like how it's a running gag in your vids that almost every single time Pal's Poutine gets found out, he just says "um. Shit."
@tobias132Ай бұрын
General Griefstages 😂😂😂😂
@ShruteshKumarАй бұрын
General Griefstages and Count Sudoku 😅
@kirkanos771Ай бұрын
@@ShruteshKumar Generous Griefstages
@yomuyugi19 күн бұрын
Generous Grievous
@arkama6722 күн бұрын
"What must I do master ?" "Just let go bro"
@reconscout2238Ай бұрын
Anakin is space sheldon in this timeline
@erikkarlsson9192Ай бұрын
Master Yoghurt laughing at every joke is such a good joke. Especially with the short break before laughing at Master Enourmous Forehead.
@devon9075Күн бұрын
I'm partial to obi wan shaking his head at all the nerdy shit Anakin says
@matthewbailey5614Ай бұрын
The thing is, anakin is actually a genius, gifted with electronics and whatnot, but the problem is he's got a lot of emotional baggage making him too much of a moody "nice guy" (a la padme, that might be a little harsh, but kind of on the nose lololol) to make rational decisions.
@captainkirraheАй бұрын
All that baggage probably stems from childhood trauma growing up on a planet filled with sand.
@Bro-cc8pwАй бұрын
I think that Jedi council made him that way too. They were constantly downgrading and underestimating him. He wanted a recognition and they didn’t give it to him even though he was worth more, than probably all of them. At the same time, the Emperor gave him just that.
@alesin199211 күн бұрын
Truly the most culturally relevant space incel. Eat your heart out, Paul Atreides.
@bjarkecarlsen66199 күн бұрын
7:24 "My brain size has doubled since the last time we met", that implies that he had half a brain the last time they met. Made me chuckle.
@spagzs18 күн бұрын
This is better than all of Disney Star Wars products.
@chuntoon128 күн бұрын
This is what Ai is meant for .. 10 outa 10
@walterishere586426 күн бұрын
4:02 Anakin: Did you ever hear about the tragedy of Darth Sidious the Unwise? Palpatine: Um, what? Anakin: I thought not... 5:09 Palpatine: Dang, that's deep dude..
@xray78826 күн бұрын
You think your smarter than us? Young skywanker? Yoda:mmmmhehehe
@maksymilianziele28Ай бұрын
Anakin that is too smart for this franchise.
@Acksis316Ай бұрын
"Yoink" I'll never see this scene again without my inner monologue shouting "Yoink" and making me laugh 🤣🤣🤣
@mschumer17 күн бұрын
“Luke Screwdriver” I’m dying! Anakin must have been a hit at parties.
@Sm1thWessonAndMe11 күн бұрын
Master Baldu Young Skywanker Master Windows Esteemed Microsoft Windows Uber Van Kenobi General Grief Stages Generous Grievous Master Fly Swater Master Enormous Forehead Master Dick-Head Master Mid-Life Crisis Darth Sideous the Unwise Luke Screwdriver Darth Elevator A Jedi named Riley Count Sudoku Palps Master Skywanker Master Yogurt Master Forehead Master Windshield Chancellor Paper plate Young Windu Master Mundi Master Waste of Space 😂😂🤣🤣 Forever ingrained in my mind! 😆
@Orion7204-m5bАй бұрын
"Well, fourth wall gone, carry on." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@yuppa396Ай бұрын
I know right?
@SayhanZaman14 күн бұрын
Fr 😂
@johngoldfield660219 күн бұрын
everyone's dead pan stares fit this so well, like they have no idea what Anakin is talking about lol
@Calinks7 күн бұрын
Obi Wan's constant disaproving head shake gets me everytime. Perpetually disappointed lol.
@dragonlordvenrex8204Ай бұрын
Well done, shredded dude.
@Johnny_Ocha11 күн бұрын
💪🙂👍
@DoctorYT15218 күн бұрын
"Fourth wall gone, carry on" is probably one of my favorite fourth wall breaks now other than when Deadpool does it.
@Nalber321 күн бұрын
-Only through the dark side can you save her from certain death -Could you supply some scientific studies that support your claim? -Ehmm, I don't have them on me right now -Could you please cite the sources from which you derive this information? 😂😂😂😂😂😂 The best
@OmeedNOuhadi26 күн бұрын
@8:39 "I hate Yogurt, even with strawberries!" -Dark Helmet
@Pacific_Storm3 күн бұрын
2:52 Master Flyswatter 😂😂 Best part
@jurassisart15 күн бұрын
"What? Dude that's wild!" - I love Master Windows
@windylim25 күн бұрын
Famous last words: "Man, I shouldn't have left the high ground." lol
@jacobbarrineАй бұрын
Well, revenge of the Sith done carry-on
@chikami60144 күн бұрын
"Tangential to the actual thesis" LOL in other words "But anyway, "
@skwaaak5031Ай бұрын
THIS IS WONDERFUL! IT'S FAIR!!😃
@TheWhiteSlaveDave22 күн бұрын
I could watch a whole movie like this.
@dionostandoАй бұрын
0:39 Убиван Кеноби? Bro, that's what we in Russia have been calling Obiwan for decades. In Russian, it sounds something like "Killer-Wan Kenobi".
@notfailarmyАй бұрын
Ngl this man 👆 no capping
@HTWW27 күн бұрын
Holy shit. I'll never unhear it now.
@arbknight12Ай бұрын
“You think you’re smarter than us?!” “I could inform you of my thesis.”
@10TheJoker01Ай бұрын
This is pure gold, I love it. The elevated combination of comedy with intellectual stimulation is incredibly amusing and entertaining. Congrats dude! Keep up the good work.
@Zar-NovaАй бұрын
This made me laugh longer than I should've. The Dark Side of the Force is strong here.
@ZeusAmun-pt9dcАй бұрын
In a world of morons anyone who knows the truth is considered a fool
@Andrew-13579Ай бұрын
“ We grant you a seat on this council.” “This is wonderful!” “However, since you have eliminated our enemies, there is no further need for this council…so, it is dissolved. Congratulations. Now, let’s go party with death sticks and alien women, and your mom’s force ghost.” “Which of you is my dad?” 😂
@rintheorder7 күн бұрын
"I'm certain that elaborating on this would overtax your cognitive resources." Dude, that's the most clever, formal, and savage way to call someone dumb, but yet too meticulous to use the words on emails. 😂
@jasonbourneistreadstoneАй бұрын
Grievous: Uh.. What?!?
@opside231Ай бұрын
Young Skythinker truly is omniscient
@Tie_the_14thАй бұрын
Death sticks💀💀💀
@jake96748 күн бұрын
9:07 Love the "mmhmm" and the where he asks for studies XD Great stuff Alfox. We have truly entered a new era of ytp.
@delbrooxАй бұрын
Obi Wan cannot stop shaking his head in disappointment
@GalacticExplorer_Edits33Ай бұрын
😂😂
@derkylosАй бұрын
He just wants to take a deathstick break. He's not really paying attention...
@shiddy.20 күн бұрын
and confusion
@TheFedaykiin23 күн бұрын
"Stop waisting time and finish your story nerd" lmao
@vivi1649Ай бұрын
Ah yes, Anakin Skyrim
@nSRemedy16 күн бұрын
This is too good, actually the best piece of media I have and will ever see in my entire life.
@LOL-indieАй бұрын
A picture of Darth Vader with a "Yoink!" caption would be a good t-shirt.
@KingCajete24 күн бұрын
2:19 im fucking dead bro. I can't stop laughing at this part 😭😭
@jonwacken4312Ай бұрын
My new favorite Smart-Anakin supercut. I like how he wasn't only dreaming, and turned some of Master Windows' abuses against him this time! 🤣
@Ersteller2 күн бұрын
How is this not the original. The plot twist blender breaking the forth wall and the satire is so much fun to watch.
@xGoodOldSmurfehxАй бұрын
The name wordplays are always a blast. 🤣🤣 Count Sudoku, Master Dickhead, Anakin Skywanker, Master Windshield, they are all top tier.
@MichaTheLight27 күн бұрын
Master fly swatter and master yogurt 😂😂😂
@HulluJanne21 күн бұрын
Makes me think about MAD comics from The Phantom Menace era. Which I just recently read through.
@YokeyDokey21 күн бұрын
Master midlife crisis 😂
@nick-of-all-tradesАй бұрын
Darth Elevator: Yoink!
@JakbladeАй бұрын
Master yogurt Count sedoku Bruh every one of these killed me 😂😂😂 Chancellor paper plate
@charliedallachie35396 күн бұрын
Loved Yodas laughs and noises. He has 900 years of knowledge and wisdom. Anakin can’t compare 😂
@Mr.JimPickensАй бұрын
An amazing compilation, this is.
@filipkogut853325 күн бұрын
2:06 love the random yoda noise
@Orion7204-m5bАй бұрын
7:34 LOOK AT THE SHADOW OF OBI WAN! YOU CAN SEE THE STICK FROM THE LIGHTSABER THEY DIDN'T EDIT OUT!
@Daniel_45Ай бұрын
Lol
@Trebbut21 күн бұрын
Actually if you grant that the lightsaber blade is made of dense plasma, it's perfectly plausible for them to absorb light and cast shadows like most solids do
@ordinarymann4717 күн бұрын
It annoys me so that SW fans apparently expected this to be Anakin instead of a silly, overconfident, yet fragile young prodigy who everyone calls nearly a messiah yet put him down contantly while his hormones and trauma take control of his head. Who knew that a teen/young adult guy in his shoes would look like an annoying stubborn prick blinded by rage and fear. Prequels Anakin was phenomenal and I will die on this hill.
@themadpaddler9043Ай бұрын
I have no idea why I laughed so hard at "What's up Sidious!" ... "Oh shit"... But I did... I sure did... lol
@anonymone45311 күн бұрын
Anakin Skywalker breaks the fourth wall and gains sentience, and there's still seven minutes left in the video
@PepellaАй бұрын
"This is wonderful! Its fair!"
@bravojr2 күн бұрын
In the face of the cosmos flux and derivatives that we know as distortion. I can foresee this being a likely outcome, that in the grand scheme it is proven to be small, much smaller than the ambition of this new form of Sky Flogger.
@LeCaNiVideos26 күн бұрын
I had to smash the like button after "non-eucildian geometry of our spacetime continuum"
@cookieking199615 күн бұрын
Master enormous forehead hahahaha 3:17
@jasonvoorhees895Ай бұрын
That frikkin Obi-Wan head shake, over and over again 😂 Edit: But I kept watching at 11:37. Windu saying "It's unFAY-uh" like that...WTF?
@defineyourself-h1y24 күн бұрын
General grief stages had me laughing so hard
@angelonintendoАй бұрын
"OH I SHOULDN'T LEFT THE HIGH GROUND"
@guywithinterwebs7 күн бұрын
"Damn, I shouldn't have left the high ground" -Duku, lol
@luciusvorenus5242Ай бұрын
"Could you supply some scientific studies that support your claim?" 😅
@Fable_723 күн бұрын
Kenobi "That's right " 😂 I'm so done
@RavenMobileАй бұрын
"Young Skywanker" was said perfectly, lol. Sounded legit.
@byrondanielvilladamagana582810 күн бұрын
Its really nice that at the end, anakin by getting what he wants, being in the council, goes mad with power and starts being a dictator still falling to the dark side.
@tymotoboy5328 күн бұрын
Palpatine looking back and forth at grievous and anakin just trying to grasp wtf is going on has me dead 💀💀💀