Welcome back brother Luke Skywalker we need your help with our father anakin Skywalker is about to be killed by kenobi himself
@rachelprighel44096 ай бұрын
Maybe
@cha02psc7 ай бұрын
I hope Rey gets the help she needs for her substance abuse
@Unlucky17767 ай бұрын
I remember that robot chicken episode where she was a spice addict too (I think) lol. Still such funny asf
@bengens60707 ай бұрын
or enough spice for life
@rachelprighel44097 ай бұрын
Exactly
@hackman6697 ай бұрын
Luke Skywainker 😅
@rachelprighel44097 ай бұрын
Good thinking
@EwingAmaterasu7 ай бұрын
This is why I thought she was obi wans daughter. She inherited his addiction, but instead of Deathstiks, it’s spice!!!
@indianajoneseditz7 ай бұрын
It runs in the family
@Andrew-135797 ай бұрын
At least it’s not di-methium-crystals. 🫨
@Ds9Defiant1701B6 ай бұрын
ironically Ewan real daughter play a drug addict in the kenobi series
@rachelprighel44096 ай бұрын
Yeah right
@rachelprighel44096 ай бұрын
Of course
@Magabes_7 ай бұрын
Kylo Ranch Dressing genuinely concerned for Rey 😂
@rachelprighel44097 ай бұрын
Exactly
@Secretlyanothername7 ай бұрын
He's good at heart
@rachelprighel44096 ай бұрын
Very good idea actually
@mardiov7 ай бұрын
"High ground" high Nuff said, homegirl
@henryslager94067 ай бұрын
It’s over Anakin, I am high ground high! -You underestimate how stoned I am!
@rachelprighel44096 ай бұрын
Definitely spot on then Hayden Christensen himself
@rachelprighel44096 ай бұрын
Done that already
@rachelprighel44096 ай бұрын
Yeah right mate
@rachelprighel44096 ай бұрын
Whatever
@user-ru1ey4nu6q7 ай бұрын
"you do you, I m not judging" wise word from Kylo Ren 🤣🤣
@willpina7 ай бұрын
Kylo Ranch dressing
@mungdaal96437 ай бұрын
I’ve got no idea who you’re talking about. I only know Kylo Ren and Stimpy
@alexfischer78767 ай бұрын
Judging gone. Carry on.
@rachelprighel44096 ай бұрын
Very well then
@rachelprighel44096 ай бұрын
Yeah right mate
@ryanleclaire39487 ай бұрын
This is, in fact, far better than the entire new trilogy
@rachelprighel44097 ай бұрын
Absolutely correct
@-Alfox-7 ай бұрын
Please like & comment. ;) Skyscraper gone, carry on.
@BRICKOMEDIA7 ай бұрын
Bruh moment lol
@roviobruhmoment7 ай бұрын
I like that you used the old Episode 4 Alderaan explosion sound
@Churly257 ай бұрын
Rey's lore gone, carry on (fortunately)
@-Alfox-7 ай бұрын
@@roviobruhmoment Haha, good observation ;)
@JoeUzzolino7 ай бұрын
Great stuff. Keep it coming
@interguy58467 ай бұрын
Unironically so much more entertaining than the movie
@izhanshafiq3247 ай бұрын
Rey: Wait, where's my spice? Somebody stole it! Camera moves towards Finn 💀
@rachelprighel44096 ай бұрын
Absolutely
@rachelprighel44096 ай бұрын
That's terrible news to hear that
@rachelprighel44096 ай бұрын
Exactly
@realaugustinlouiscauchy6 ай бұрын
the usual suspect 💀
@JoeUzzolino6 ай бұрын
That was racial profiling…. Picking on Finn
@SindarinElealar7 ай бұрын
This Rey certainly has more personality. I approve.
@rachelprighel44096 ай бұрын
Maybe
@rachelprighel44096 ай бұрын
Definitely
@rachelprighel44096 ай бұрын
Exactly
@rachelprighel44096 ай бұрын
Absolutely
@_Stormfather6 ай бұрын
Yeah, this one has character flaws lol
@ToIerando7 ай бұрын
"I need to tell the ginger 🗣️" -Ky low Rent
@rachelprighel44096 ай бұрын
Now that's Canadian joke that I love so much
@rachelprighel44096 ай бұрын
Rent a house maybe
@sorcerersupremekoby7 ай бұрын
“screwed him i did….what the fuawk”
@dancarlson62077 ай бұрын
I said what the fuck just before Rey did ha ha
@rachelprighel44096 ай бұрын
That's your fault master obiwan cannoli himself you have murdered my father anakin skyscraper himself
@rachelprighel44096 ай бұрын
Exactly
@rachelprighel44096 ай бұрын
Very well then
@rachelprighel44096 ай бұрын
Grow up boys
@Moth-pz9vg7 ай бұрын
You just fixed rey by removing her force abilities.
@Mikewee7777 ай бұрын
When they said " The force is female " they meant the drug called : Heroine .
@rachelprighel44096 ай бұрын
Maybe
@rachelprighel44096 ай бұрын
Very good idea actually
@abraham21722 ай бұрын
One could say, he removed her magical super powers.
@swinetastic2 ай бұрын
in real Star Wars ... you have train hard to master force powers. So yeah .. GG video.
@cadehenderson89167 ай бұрын
The spice is a pathway to many abilities, some may consider to be…unnatural
@ladyv56557 ай бұрын
Spice is recreational and a truth serum.
@rachelprighel44096 ай бұрын
Maybe
@rachelprighel44096 ай бұрын
Of course
@rachelprighel44096 ай бұрын
Maybe
@rachelprighel44096 ай бұрын
Of course
@davekeller10527 ай бұрын
It's about time someone fixed this movie. Now it can be deemed canon.
@rachelprighel44096 ай бұрын
Exactly
@rajshreekulkarni18727 ай бұрын
Skyscraper gone carry on
@ThunderHunter20197 ай бұрын
Kylo ranch dressing 😂 Ren gone carry on❤
@patatebanine42787 ай бұрын
Kylo looks like a Mexican's gang dude
@gagaplex7 ай бұрын
I thought he was a Lando-fied version, because of the moustache.
@mjlivetv80657 ай бұрын
You really made this movie better
@rachelprighel44096 ай бұрын
Your absolutely welcome Hayden Christensen himself
@rachelprighel44096 ай бұрын
Your welcome
@rachelprighel44096 ай бұрын
Exactly
@rachelprighel44096 ай бұрын
Your welcome exactly
@rachelprighel44096 ай бұрын
Your welcome Hayden Christensen always
@JL-uc8rs7 ай бұрын
Maz “I screwed Yoda.”
@henryslager94067 ай бұрын
“Screwed him, I did” even better
@JoeUzzolino7 ай бұрын
Just great stuff
@JoeUzzolino7 ай бұрын
So Maz went from Yoda to Chewy
@JL-uc8rs7 ай бұрын
@@JoeUzzolino she gets them all
@henryslager94067 ай бұрын
@@JoeUzzolino Yoda was disappointing in the size department..
@zcorpalpha24627 ай бұрын
First Order cares about individual health 🤣
@JarJarStudiosPlus7 ай бұрын
z corp, mesa see yousa
@DoctorNemmo7 ай бұрын
The first order is a healthy breakfast.
@rachelprighel44096 ай бұрын
Exactly
@rachelprighel44096 ай бұрын
Absolutely
@molybdaen117 ай бұрын
He does not even has to do anything to torture her. Just leave her there and wait.
@outrider4256 ай бұрын
that’s an actual t…… method irl
@ConnanTheCivilized2 ай бұрын
Messed up but practical!
@DailyTechNews.mp47 ай бұрын
This is so much better than Disney's version 👌
@rachelprighel44097 ай бұрын
Exactly
@rachelprighel44096 ай бұрын
Definitely
@rachelprighel44096 ай бұрын
Absolutely correct answer exactly
@cadehenderson89167 ай бұрын
Jedi probably are just high all the time thinking they fight with glowing swords and move things with their mind
@Fr0st19897 ай бұрын
"YUCK" damn Kylo got savaged
@HelloThere60437 ай бұрын
General Shmuck’s mistake saved us from the suffering that was The Last Jedi.
@jakubslavik55957 ай бұрын
First I thought that this is another case of false advertisement, but nope. It's precisely what it aims to be.
@rachelprighel44096 ай бұрын
Definitely spot on then Hayden Christensen himself always
@rachelprighel44096 ай бұрын
Very well then
@mariusien53667 ай бұрын
"Last Jedi gone, carry on." A good ending :)
@NerdBird_Bricks7 ай бұрын
Jedi gone, carry on
@IasonasKlapakis7 ай бұрын
Literally everybody knows or is related to everyone in star wars in a 25 bazillion people galaxy.
@TraceguyRune7 ай бұрын
That's not true really. The movie focuses on specific people, not the 25 bazillion
@IasonasKlapakis7 ай бұрын
@@TraceguyRune yea but anyway
@kingsiegfried85687 ай бұрын
That "party" music kills me.
@lordzamasuvegetablackfusio97737 ай бұрын
All of the Sequel Trilogy was just a drug trip, and the Expanded Universe is still alive and well. Now that is an improvement.
@LilW1nky7 ай бұрын
Cheech and Chong save the galaxy This would have been a much better sequel premise
@prestonferry7 ай бұрын
This seriously is better than the TFA we got
@Sinislovesbillcypher.7 ай бұрын
Well last skyscraper gone, carry on.
@lucaxt21157 ай бұрын
I love this brain melting script
@GirrionSpellbane7 ай бұрын
you promised and you delivered. Subscribed.
@Huly2410727 ай бұрын
@2:19 most realistic drug fu*ked conversation ever 😂
@rockytalkndawoods30577 ай бұрын
"Holy guacamole" -Luke Skinfluter Skyscraper gone, carry on
@ibnmadiyar037 ай бұрын
"you knew that green goblin" and jokes about Master Yogurt's green stuff
@indianajoneseditz7 ай бұрын
Let’s be real here, Finn is the most likely person to steal Rey’s spice 😂
@АлександрКарякин-с7п7 ай бұрын
General Shmucks
@vicolin867 ай бұрын
Better than the stuff that Disney gave us
@valthenvega24347 ай бұрын
“This is not an emprisonment Rey, this is an intervention, I only want what’s best for you”
@PositivelyNegativeOfficial7 ай бұрын
I don’t know what’s funnier about these AI dubs. The dry, deadpan voices or the absolutely hilarious dialogue. 😂
@JavertRA7 ай бұрын
What quite a few people wanted to hear "Last Jedi gone, carry on."
@Pyke647 ай бұрын
The ginger, who two movies ago blew up an entire galaxy. He turns out to be the mole? I'm sensing some serious potential here for future storylines ^^
@dr.wolfenwho43106 ай бұрын
"Last Jedi gone, carry on", good riddens too!
@Obad877 ай бұрын
Only way to make this better is for it to never have existed.
@rachelprighel44096 ай бұрын
Spot on then
@jariussmith66887 ай бұрын
Guy could have stopped at Roger Roger and called it a day
@bubblesmcfly3487 ай бұрын
This is much better than the sequel trilogy
@lynnerose78917 ай бұрын
Love how Luke’s last name changes each time 😂😂😂😂
@rachelprighel44096 ай бұрын
Your welcome
@rachelprighel44096 ай бұрын
Of course
@A-man-ix4kz7 ай бұрын
Oh man! You know the hero has issues when even the villain says they need to get help lol and they are not joking.
@Ramenko16 ай бұрын
DUDE, THIS WAS SO HILARIOUS
@simonjunginger37987 ай бұрын
"Yuck" 💀
@joshfactor17 ай бұрын
& we can never begin to repay you for that but we do offer our eternal gratitude
@robertficek75867 ай бұрын
Spice and death sticks, that's what Star Wars is all about 🤣
@-Affirmative-7 ай бұрын
Rey "What the fu*k" Palpatine
@Sussivan6 ай бұрын
Skywalker*
@Rodeo-SW6 ай бұрын
@@SussivanNo
@buster56617 ай бұрын
I came for the moustache. I am very very disappointed ☹
@-Alfox-7 ай бұрын
Moustache gone, carry on
@buster56617 ай бұрын
@@-Alfox- 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@SilkyG7 ай бұрын
I’m HIGH GROUND, high!😂😂😂
@ReinoldFZ7 ай бұрын
"ha ha ha, like high ground high!" xD can you believe I only watched The Force Awakens once? whatever it was about my memory will be instead of this video x)
@JoeUzzolino7 ай бұрын
Listen Carrot Top….this is really serious
@ManofthaMountain7 ай бұрын
3:30 Roger roger
@drod72647 ай бұрын
Sober or not these videos always crack me up
@scottwagner6467 ай бұрын
The only thing that needs is Kylo Ranch Dressing saying he's considering getting metal legs. And going on about how it's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it. And then doing the J.P. "Please sit on my face." -Grandma's Boy.
@jcdenton28195 ай бұрын
Best Star Wars channel on the whole KZbin
@Jedi-Of-The-Republic5 ай бұрын
Ever seen Charlie Hopkinson or gabzito?
@Tahkaullus017 ай бұрын
Ah, General Huffs got his education from the Grant Moffat Tardis academy of warfare: Blow up all the wrong planets
@javierMsolis7 ай бұрын
The real death sticks addiction is these videos
@user-cg7cc7zj3e7 ай бұрын
Way better than Disney's version
@EVANGELISTDanielTorres7 ай бұрын
The Star Wars movies and shows have been great, just perfect masterpieces.
@Romanian_Nationalist4817 ай бұрын
1:54 "No dude, I can quit anytime *I won't*" 😂😂
@JoeGallo437 ай бұрын
Rey is addicted to spice and death sticks
@bettinastark69487 ай бұрын
I need more of Kylo French dressing and "spicy" Reye! I could actually grow to love your version of the ghastly sequels. 😂
@maxmagnus37935 ай бұрын
Spicehead Rey is so much more relatable as a character
@MaxTiger017 ай бұрын
I really feel like we missing an n-word at 1:42
@forcecaptainoverlordsuprem29647 ай бұрын
Bruh
@PersonausdemAll7 ай бұрын
@@forcecaptainoverlordsuprem2964 öööööööhhhhh
@LookAtThisRock7 ай бұрын
Rey's got the high ground high!! And in Star Fours, that's pretty high!
@SizweMhlaba-tl6kw7 ай бұрын
Luke: Well, skyscraper gone. Carry on.
@legomaster91907 ай бұрын
Technically the ending wasn't any different but this one was waaaay more entertaining!! I'm also thinking that Kylo might need some memory pills or something. He went over three names for Luke. Poor guy can't keep his head straight!
@arnavkaple31405 ай бұрын
Maybe Kylo Ren is purposely making fun of his uncle like he does with others.
@adg94307 ай бұрын
Disney needs to take lessons from alfox😂
@jojotheswede84447 ай бұрын
Radio has a real problem, good on Kyle Red for at least trying to help. Anyway, star system gone, carry on.
@aperezdeal6 ай бұрын
The deadpan AI voices make this amazing
@darkspark58547 ай бұрын
I still have no idea why he removed his helmet. It took away 100% of his intimidation factor
@eightbitness5 ай бұрын
KYLO RANCH DRESSING
@gagaplex7 ай бұрын
3:06 Rey, she's blazed to the Unknown Regions and back thanks to your spice; "random" is to be expected.
@alexfischer78767 ай бұрын
Yikes! - Interrogation done. _Carry on._ - See you at the event, Kylo Rent!
@JesseLluvia7 ай бұрын
This makes Rey more likable.
@sandutcaciuc16637 ай бұрын
1:43 some huge hard R potential
@Fejjcenecj7 ай бұрын
"Holy kwackamoly"😂😂 ay I remember I was here when you had 9k subs, your groing fasttt
@NthnLikeCodeine7 ай бұрын
Luke saw an early end to the prequels and took the sacrifice for the rest of us 🎉
@syndrac62547 ай бұрын
*sequels
@cezardiaconu58207 ай бұрын
Can we get this in cinema? It s too good
@jetty96787 ай бұрын
yeah, this is much better- now Han Solo doesn't have to die after all.
@_V.Va_4 ай бұрын
I love that she's always calling everyone "sucka".
@josevillarroel76307 ай бұрын
I'm not judging... Kylo being wise once
@AnakinSkywalker.sithhappens7 ай бұрын
If only the last Jedi would be gone then we could all carry on
@guyincognito9597 ай бұрын
Now it all makes sense.
@caselleknoxiv5897 ай бұрын
😂Kylo Ranchdressing
@joeblo83567 ай бұрын
this is actually better than the movie
@user-ki5dk2xn1wh7 ай бұрын
The series became unpredictable now😂😂
@Arualiaa7 ай бұрын
Damn, Kyle Rent is right. Emperor Paperplane should stage an intervention for Rey. I hear there’s really good rehab programs in Exegol!