VADER & Tarkin Blow Up The WRONG Planets

Darth Vader and Grand Moff Tarkin blow up Hoth, Naboo, Bespin, Endor and Aldeeran.
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[@Stoirelius]

“Dude… I feel I’m on another planet!” “Who are you??” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@fehkmehl7489]

high ground🍁

[@hideous_taco_michael_zacki]

He's stoned as shit😂

[@IdeI2StOnEd]

let's go

[@s7umpf]

Evoks kinda make sense now.

[@GeneralKenobi03]

Dont worry. I survived it. Planets gone, carry on.

[@-Alfox-]

Wow, no way!

[@GeneralKenobi03]

@@-Alfox- it helped that i was high on deathsticks.

[@TheTranscendentForce]

​@@GeneralKenobi03 hardshit done and more to come!

[@JohnSkao]

You are a bold one

[@dimastyrkas]

General Wasabi!!

[@tickletorture]

Sir, you're blowing up all the wrong planets. Very well, initiate destruction of Alderaan planet. THAT WAS AMAZING.

[@cadehenderson8916]

It’s reassuring to know that Tarkin would never kill innocent people by mistake

[@PhantomCitadel]

Phew, that’s a relief!

[@stooge389]

only on purpose. he's evil, not a monster

[@teosandev6116]

It IS the mark of a gentleman not to hurt people unintentionally.

[@Viilap]

That was funny

[@VestedUTuber]

Leia: "They're on Dantooine!" Tarkin: "Very well. Initiate destruction of Tatooine" _End Credits_

[@DartLuke]

Robot chicken did it

[@andrewmurray1550]

Well at least Vader won't have to return to the planet he hates ("I hate sand!"), and they're doing Han a favour by getting rid of the Hutts in one swift stroke. Hopefully, he and Chewie are off-planet and it's destroyed AFTER they leave with Ben and Luke. Luke did say he wanted to get off that rock and there was nothing left for him there.

[@VestedUTuber]

@@andrewmurray1550 Seeing as this happened during Leia's interrogation and before Leia was brought to the command deck of the Death Star, they'd be cutting it very close. Alderaan was destroyed while the Falcon was in flight, but that was significantly after the prison cell scene.

[@colej.banning2419]

​@@andrewmurray1550 I thought there were other Hutt planets besides Tatooine?

[@jaguarotacoa7538]

@@colej.banning2419 yeah they own their own section of space called Hutt Space. Tatooine was the only Hutt-controlled planet outside of Hutt Space.

[@rafikz77]

“I don’t want to hurt innocent people” 😂

[@-Alfox-]

Obi-gone, carry on.

[@PhantomOutlaw]

We’re slowly approaching the final Obi-gone

[@Vader-Reacts]

🦾

[@andrewmurray1550]

no that's Qui-GONE.

[@Napoleon-Bonaparte2]

Nah i survied

[@Gmrz-lx4vz]

Qui-gone. Carry on.

[@MisterMarin]

Vader: All this death and destruction is going to scar me for life. Tarkin: Is that so? In that case, initiate destruction of Scarif! Vader: No, that's not what I... Tarkin: Fire! Vader: Oh well. Scarif gone, carry on.

[@Sraye]

Vader: What's the matter with you? Are you deaf? Pay attention to the conversation before- Tarkin: Target Coruscant, FIRE! Vader: ... Senate gone, carry on.

[@julianirwin1173]

Well……there goes Alderaan planets😂

[@thecarolinabull01]

Vader: Oh, man, I dropped my Cheeto. Tarkin: Initiate destruction of Mygeeto.

[@alexfischer7876]

*Vader:* Dang... on my boots, there's alien slime. *Tarkin:* Initiate the destruction of Hosnian Prime. *Vader:* The casinos were shut down tonight. *Tarkin:* Initiate destruction of Canto Bight. *Vader:* Remember that salt planet raid? *Tarkin:* Initiate destruction of Crait. *Vader:* Beskar plates? I need more! *Tarkin:* Initiate destruction of Mandalore. *Vader:* That domed planet in between- *Tarkin:* Initiate destruction of Plazir-15. Casinos gone. _Carry on._

[@robertlupa8273]

Vegeta

[@kenjamin9147]

Vader: STOP IT! You MUSTN'T let all these deaths tarnish -- Tarkin: What's that? They're hiding in a Death Star niche? FIRE! Vader: WHAT? NO, YOU IDIOT! HOW IS THAT EVEN PHYSICALLY POSS -- 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[@ArtemFoxovsky]

Let's destroy a random one😂

[@alesksander]

Afterall they dont want too destroy wrong one, XD

[@HmmYesInteresting...]

Sir, you're blowing up all the wrong planets Very well, initiate destruction of alderaan planet

[@Tahkaullus01]

Tarkin: [still quite miffed, marches right up to Dart Vaporator in his fluffy pink slippers] As stated previously, Darth, I am destroying all the _right_ planets. But not _necessarily_ in the right order.

[@jojotheswede8444]

Ah, the slippers. One of my favourite bits of useless star wars trivia.

[@Ginger_Time_Lord]

Nods in Eric Morecambe

[@alesksander]

@@jojotheswede8444 imagine right hands of emperor wears slipper like a boss.. i know i would be disturbed at minimum. Even shat in mine pants a bit

[@kenobiiiiii]

wow its amazing how vader teleported from the death star to bespin and how luke teleported from bespin to endor and then leia teleported from the death star to alderaan and became younger, truly talented people

[@Aquilenne]

Let's not forget Obi-Gone's ability to grow a beard at will

[@kenobiiiiii]

@@Aquilenne of course, obi-dog is a very wise and poweful bounty hunter that some consider his abilities to be unnatural

[@masere]

Han manages to survive the destruction of Hoth, but did he survive the destruction of Endor?

[@radient1943]

The force works in mysterious ways…

[@myautobiographyafanfic1413]

I love how all of Star Wars is happening at once.

And Vader being on the death star while getting shot by it

[@VeryEvilGM]

Vader: I'm gonna have to visit a meth bar after this. Tarkin: Initiate the destruction of Death Star! Vader: What!?!

[@andrewmurray1550]

Tarkin: "On second thoughts, we'll just sit on our asses waiting for the Rebels to exploit the ONE weakness none of us saw coming - that darn exhaust port!"

[@TomAS-wm5mn]

so what he just initiates self destruct

[@lucho7819]

lol imagine that a bunch of planets blowed of nowhere, the rebelion fully destroyed, the leaders of the empire gone and no idea what happened bc no one who knows about the death star is alive

[@christofery]

Vader: "What did you do? Why do you blow up Naboo?! It's my ex wif-" Tarkin: "Initiate destruction of Exegol, FIRE!" Palpatine: "I sense my secret planet is in danger"

[@Starfleet8555]

Palps: oh well, secret planet gone, carry on.

[@MykelLinden]

Vader: I think we should paint this room fuchsia. Tarkin: Very well. Initiate destruction of Felucia. Vader: What? No! Someone should stop giving you the power! Tarkin: Very well. Initiate destruction of Utapau...er... Vader: WHAT? NO! Tarkin: Very well. Initiate destruction of Ach-To. Vader: NO!

[@alexfischer7876]

*Vader:* Man... I really need some alcohol. *Tarkin:* Initiate the destruction of Exegol! (seconds later) *Palpatine:* Oh well. My cloning facilities are gone. _Carry on._

[@wrotek_roblox]

1:27 Tarkin destroying planets when vader is while talking with the vader. seems logic

[@TheTranscendentForce]

And they all were a good friends.

[@mungofinalfi4480]

*-a

[@Atommagi]

Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano?

[@TheTranscendentForce]

@@Atommagi dude, you telling that story every time we meet!

[@misterplant2425]

@@TheTranscendentForcedid you ever hear tradegy of Darth Plaguies the Wise?

[@Moth-pz9vg]

0:23 "she is kinda hot" How can a father crush on his daughter??

[@rockervdrive]

It's okay. Obi-Wan is the father. 😂

[@alexfischer7876]

To be fair... he never knew that he was Leia's father at the time.

[@rydekk-4644]

Stepfathers do it all the time. He just steps up his game.

[@takatsnorbert5364]

Kinda Hoth.

[@johnfarlio1830]

Sweet home Alderaan

[@TheTranscendentForce]

"Jeez, relax" talking to himself, actually.

[@TheMeme882]

Tarkin is a good man, he totally doesn’t like to hurt innocent people!

[@alexfischer7876]

Trillions gone. Carry on.

[@matiasvidlund1672]

Vader: Are you deaf! You must to fire on... Tarkin: Mustafar? ok! Vader: Wait no...! 💥 Vader: My fortress was on there!

[@brickbanditstudios6037]

Tarkin: Oh… fortress gone, carry on.

[@csabaczibere697]

Your fortress wasn't there? What a relief.

[@TheBFBomber]

And it wasnt paid yet

[@sugdolomar]

Vader:"The rebels weren't on my fortress, nor my planet!" Tarkin:"Commence destruction of Nur!" Vader:"You idiot, my inquisitors are there!"

[@lastphantom4243]

@@sugdolomarthe real reason Vader ends up having a fortress on Vjun.

[@swatgamerslynx6380]

Bro, blowed up half of the planets and when it’s indoor he’s like are you sure about that Darth I don’t wanna blow the wrong planet It will be a disaster. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@alduintheanti-dragonborn]

Knock knock Who's there? Jack Jack who? Alright, intiate destruction of Jakku!

[@donadas2301]

Audience cheering.

[@Alfredpennyworth-ki8pu]

The guy saying "roger roger" like a battle driod took me out, lmao.

[@madelinegarber7860]

Vader. Man you’re getting the lore all wrong. Tarkin: Ok initiate destruction of Mandalore. Vader: No not yet! Oh never mind.

[@KartikPlays]

How is Vader on Bespin and on Death Star? 0% logic, 100% laughter

[@andrewmurray1550]

warp 10 barrier. YOu're everywhere at once. Without the salamanders.

[@stooge389]

Vader: "It's on Endor, but they have the best croissants in the galaxy" Tarkin: "Very well, commence destruction of Coruscant"

[@grigorymakarov3461]

Looks like me in childhood playing with all lego mini figures i have, breaking all the laws of logic and lore

[@SizweMhlaba-tl6kw]

Tarkin: Okay then. Initiate destruction of Mandalore. FIRE!

[@vornamenachname4063]

It seems some of us have corona. Tarkin: got it, initiate destruction of coruscant"

[@Pa1ad1no]

Meme done, carry on.

[@minasgav0526]

Vader: Man, I love martial arts... Tarkin: Initiate destruction of Mars

[@Sraye]

When Palpatine invented a Time Travelling Death Star and put wrong people in command. Anyway, should've blown up Coruscant. Senate gone, carry on!

[@TheMeme882]

I love how they blow up Darth Vader on Bespin while Darth Vader is on the Death Star at the same time.

[@Redozas]

Planets gone, carry on👊

[@cha02psc]

Anderson getting forgetful in his old and incredibly burned and scarred age

[@crism8868]

Vader: "I was only being curious and..." Tarkin: "Very well. Initiate the destruction of Coruscant" Palpatine, back in Coruscant: "The republic will be reorganized into the First Galactic Empire, for a safe and secure society" *Everyone gets blown up*

[@Jolgeable]

Thank you again, Alfox! 😄

[@-Alfox-]

My pleasure! ;)

[@ddnidd6466]

Every dream has meaning My dreams:

[@wrecklessg6710]

the last one is the best "I am your father comes from other clips Obi-worm smashing Padme

[@SithLord69k]

Planetcide done, carry on my wayward son, There'll be peace when you are done. Lay your weary head to rest, Don't you cry no more

[@isaaccraig8711]

Vader: "Tarkin, did I ever tell u how my wife died at childbirth?" Tarkin: "Understood. Initiate destruction of earth. Fire!" Me just relaxing peacefully at my back garden: "Man I sure hope nothing bad ever happens to our planet. Hey why's that giant green laser heading towards us?" 💥

[@elysiankentarchy1531]

Vader on the phone: "No I didn't order that. No, who in their right mind would order a dark mirror?" Tarkin who was walking by: "Initiate destruction of Dathomir. Fire!"

[@casinoroyale3273]

Darn, I need that Endor Vibe soundtrack

[@casinoroyale3273]

Roddi · Chibi Power. I found it guys

[@frname7665]

The roger roger from the Death Star trooper made me burst out laughing more than it should have i didn't expect it lol

[@andrewmcmillions3138]

Oh yeah, this fights gonna be one for the history books -darth mauls last words

[@Baked-123]

Death Star gone, carry on.

[@jackadams3878]

"obi wan never told you about your father" "he told me enough. he told me you are my father" "no, i am your fath- wait, what?" XD

[@MobsterGD]

Star Wars but they are rave tripping

[@CoffeeSuccubus]

Palpatine: He did *WHAT* to my home planet?!

[@alexfischer7876]

It's gone. Carry on.

[@Felix-gk7hb]

*paper plane

[@johnfarlio1830]

When learning of Naboo being blown up on accident, Palpatine would probably just give a slight chuckle and carry on with his day

[@danielradatz3092]

This time he Blew up Bespin, Endor and Alderaan.

[@maksymilianziele28]

the Emperor: "Hm, maybe building a planet killer was not that good plan after all... wait a minute... Naboo?! That's my homeworld, damnit!"

[@richardthompson6366]

Darth Vader could not even secure information from a privileged princess with the aid of an interrogation droid, some Sith Lord.

[@danielradatz3092]

He killed Luke and Leia with the destructions is right for the Sith.

[@HaloSIayer99]

Vader : i need to go get a loaf of bread. My diet isnt going very well. Tarkin: alright commence destruction of lothal

[@SergioF_27]

- Let's destroy a random one - WHAT?

[@bigshortstop1931]

Vader: So did you see the last episode of Doctor Who? Tarkin: Jakku!?! Initiate firing sequence!

[@gabrielclark1425]

Ahh, you missed Andor.

[@DjBaapreB]

Leia: the rebels are in Amsterdam Tarkin: blow up Mustafar Fans: nooooooooooo Tarkin: logic gone, hearing test coming on

[@cellperfecto3480]

Vader: Man, this Death Star is awesome. Tarkin: You said it. Initiate Death Star self Destruction.

[@dobrorhei]

Best one so far 😂😂

[@U.N.S.R]

2:53 THATS EARTH!

[@frname7665]

Oh my God the Allthewrong Planet joke flew over my head completely lmaoooo

[@Borastheantichrist]

Leia should have told him it was a secret cell on Coruscant. Tarkin: The death of the Emperor is a small price to pay to assure the destruction of every last rebel.

[@maximseretensky]

It was destroyed in a previous episode.

[@you_mad]

dude you are funny AF. hese videos you make have me in tears seriously you bring joy to my life lmao. planets gone, carry on

[@breecegriffith5896]

No, not Maul’s sensual voice, anything but that!

[@TheOfficialPSI]

Surprised they blew up Naboo and not Achto.

[@danielradatz3092]

Next time he Killed Luke and Young Leia.

[@kristinaF54]

Darth Moron and Governor Talk Shit destroys the universe.

[@restoreupscale1521]

Ah, no worries. Those planets were total trash anyway, right?

[@charliedallachie3539]

lol let’s just blow up the all the know planets in the galaxy 😂😂

[@luckygamermemberofvma7903]

Camino and Coruscant must be first

[@myautobiographyafanfic1413]

Oh no! I've bingewatched all your videos and want more! Backlog gone, Carry on.

[@jAaronGend]

Obi Gone carry on is the best catch phrase ever!

[@alphakraut]

hahaha you made a German laugh congratulations 😂

[@-Alfox-]

Haha, bin selber halb Deutsch ;)

[@alphakraut]

@@-Alfox- Ok das kam unerwartet :D

[@dabatmanrulz95]

Planets gone, carry on

[@Scorpion-Gamer82]

Imagine if Leia had said the rebels were on Exegol and Tarkin went ahead and blew it up.

[@NewMilleniumDawn]

More planets gone, carry on.

[@Unlucky1776]

She's hoth LMAOOO

[@cambuxton6835]

Vader:…. Tarkin: what do you say when oops does not cover it?

[@mysticwraith6667]

I love this Vader he's just so done with everyone 😂

[@Boss_Tanaka]

When he told about destroying Endor i thought it would destroy indoor (self destruct)

[@HudsonMedia]

The joke is so stupid but I can't get over how funny it is 😭

[@andrewmcmillions3138]

What the heck dude, i didnt say anything about - achoo lmao Alright then, initiate distruction of Naboo

[@maestro-zq8gu]

Oh no Vader just called his daughter hot.

[@princesscadance197]

Hold up, doesn’t the lore state that the Death Star needs to consume an entire star to fire? Sheesh, how many stars did it eat?

[@boqndimitrov8693]

the funniest version of :- i am your father.thanks luke! 😂

[@julianparsons3027]

Wow. The death star laser transcends time and alternate dimensions!

[@Antifrost]

VADER: Don't underestimate the raw power of the Dark Side. If I had you in an arm bar, I'd make you tap out! TARKIN: Understood. Initiate destruction of Utapau.

[@elysiankentarchy1531]

Vader: "I need to get back to my desk soon, I left my lightsaber in it." Tarkin: "Alright, if you're sure. Initiate destruction of Duxn. Fire!"

[@Cnw8701]

Man, this was hilarious! 😂 I love how the Imperial guy said: "Roger, roger."

[@Dwayne_LaFontant]

I should not have given the empire that pelter-D turbo v2.

[@TheLIMAK8]

The moment when Vader got a bounty on a planet

[@DarthVaderthemissionexecuter]

Vader: What is that star? Tarkin: Alright, initiate the destruction of Death Star Vader: Wait wh- Tarkin: Fire

[@dallasgrey4247]

This proves that the Empire doesn’t give physicals. They could have caught Tarkin’s bad hearing.

[@nobbyfirefly57]

All she had to do was give out a fake location. That could’ve saved Alderan. Plus they could’ve also set up dummy bases too.

[@brucedelamotte1990]

“Yanno what, stuff it. Destroy the galaxy!”