I’ve gotta be me 🏈

[@Yourfavoritemess]

Ah, yes. Tom Sanders, our favorite straight, captain of the football team, beer drinker. Can't find men like him anymore😔🍻

[@JassminG]

I know right?!?!

[@IMONPCVR]

What did I just watch?!

[@blackcat-102]

So real 😔

[@kaori7352]

such an alpha male

[@theoutsiderjess4869]

​@@IMONPCVR the most Alpha male on this platform

[@PardonSylver]

"I get to be white, male, AND straight." Oh we playin 2 truths and a lie! I'm great at this game 😂

[@rowanbelling3931]

Spider-Man: My turn! I’m really small, my eyes are green, and a huge building once fell on top of me and almost killed me!

[@whateverwhatever4476]

@@rowanbelling3931why spidey?

[@Owlfeathers7733]

@@whateverwhatever4476it’s a meme

[@DemonicX-vg3vp]

When I heard “AND straight” I so damn fast I’m pretty sure that flash couldn’t stop me

[@destroyercreater98]

@@rowanbelling3931I doubt he has green eyes.

[@rubinrotfan7616]

You can actually see the pain in his eyes when he says "those darn Gays"

[@mmmm-lg2mj]

Fjfnfnfn😂

[@The-Secret-Dragon]

I'm not sure what's more cursed, the dad clothes, or Thomas calling himself Tom 💀💀

[@charliemagne9206]

Tom. The dad clothes is just Patton’s fashion

[@purploid]

Calling himself straight

[@SpectralArchivist]

Definitely calling himself Tom.

[@emilykubiak4726]

I literally shuddered when he called himself Tom. It sounds so... unnatural. 😬😶

[@RC-xl8se]

Tom is his straight personality 😂

[@luneptune._]

Therapist: Straight Thomas doesn’t exist, he can’t hurt you Straight Thomas:

[@junoantaresofficial]

I knew this comment would already exist 😂 for the first time I agree with it.

[@hallonsylt6225]

Straight TOM*, if you please (i know you don't please 💀)

[@WormWithABeret]

AAAAAAAAAA STRAIGHT THOMAS!!!!!!!!!

[@xdlolbit]

👎

[@manofmagic1803]

@@xdlolbit womp womp

[@foxythepirate3218]

The second most difficult part was keeping a "straight" face while making the video Edit: why have 1.8k of you liked this dumb joke of mine XD

[@NatsuDragn33I]

That's a good one XD

[@Tachi_solos]

Eye see what you did there

[@HenryJ-gt8js]

Shut up.

[@maem7462]

@@NatsuDragn33I It took me a second to really get it. Once I read your comment I re read the original comment and I was like oh that’s so good

[@KuroOokami167]

7 lies and 1 truth. Thomas upping the game over here

[@jadaw644]

The pain in that "tTtoOoM Sanders" slayed me. 😂

[@abbynormal6966]

Janus and Remus are working together this day to make us laugh and feel uncomfortable at the same time. Seriously, Tom Sanders was the weirdest part, lol. I love the laugh at the end. It makes for the perfect loop.

[@jesssweet6226]

I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO BRING UP THE SIDES

[@Gear_Storm]

The bit about the football at the end 😂

[@magenta_mer-goat86]

This reminds me of when Captain Holt would act heterosexual undercover!

[@kannonsircy7748]

RIP Andre Braugher

[@CheeseGuyNotSpy]

My favourite part of a woman...the clear absence of a penis.

[@MrDoggoCraft]

​@@CheeseGuyNotSpyNo, the defenition is 'adult human female'. Glad I could clear that up for ya.

[@CheeseGuyNotSpy]

@@MrDoggoCraft Was my comment Reported? I can't see it. It must be reported because I didn't quote properly

[@MrDoggoCraft]

@@CheeseGuyNotSpy No,not reported, I think youtubes bot system shadowbanned your comment. But you said something about penises so that may be why. From what I can gather you provided an incorrect definition.

[@TheRealLetterTee]

Ok but lowkey I want this guy to show up again in some sort of "universe crossover" video or something.

Bro had us until we saw the date 💀

[@Skeleton0519]

Bro why are you everywehre

[@veriloxent]

@@Skeleton0519oil up

[@Skeleton0519]

@@veriloxentbro what

[@carloss3499]

Nah

[@turquoisephoenix6548]

​@@Skeleton0519 you heard him, oil up.

[@nightdreamer2315]

If I start seeing Tom Sanders fanart online I will riot 😂😂

[@SplinteredSaccharides]

New Sanders Side just dropped

[@hallonsylt6225]

help i'm laughing so hard

[@ThetaGalaxy]

This comment has only succeeded in tempting me to draw some >:]

[@Amyleighuh]

When you said "heterosexual dates with women" I thought "nah that's not right" and then I went "wait...that is right but...not" so my brain couldn't even process the joke xD

[@magenta_mer-goat86]

“She was a strong female woman with nice heavy breasts.”

[@jacksenburg]

He’s like SpongeBob when squidward made him be normal 💀💀

[@felixyaroch]

I saw the outfit and thought “Patton?? where’s the hoodie???” and then it all went downhill from there 😂

[@brockmckelvey7327]

Everyone of us back in the late 90s & early 2000s. I'm surprised the closet could fit all of us, honestly

[@granolagalaxy]

“It’s okay honey, Tom Sanders can’t hurt you” Tom sanders: 🫣

[@ajlove_34]

The outfit alone gives away the joke immediately 😂 but this is perfect lol

[@harrietlord9676]

Love the confusion over the beer bottle lol

[@MarktheKng]

Yes this is exactly how a Wattpad story starts with the character who thinks he's straight until he meets that one guy.

[@Aureilia]

The way my body recoiled from the screen when he called himself Tom 😅

[@witchytaedragon]

I would immediately laugh after the "being straight". Like I can't even say that out loud without cracking up.

[@melissaz113]

This brings the question, whose football was it?

[@pingidjit]

Im hoping it was one of the lesbians XD

[@Lesbianwithagun]

@@pingidjitprobably was XD

[@boundls]

Lamo loved how you dressed like every straight white dad too

[@absolutelynobraininhere]

That's my favorite straight content creator Tom Sanders XD

[@earthrocker48]

I don't think Thomas remembers how to fake straight anymore lol

[@archiemiller6138]

Thomas before coming out in a nutshell:

[@haloo_haybay]

When the skit started, all I could think was “why is he dressed like that?” 😂 Also, “Tom Sanders” gdhggjfetij

[@sagegreeeeeeen]

Ngl, best April fools joke out there

[@Ghostie_boi567]

Never thought that Thomas calling himself “Tom” would throw me off so much, but I’m sitting here just staring at my phone as my mind malfunctions

[@charlizepate]

“Tom Sanders” XD 😂😂 yeah I also would have no idea how to locate a football lolllll

[@ThatTheaterTurtle]

God I love being a heterosexual But only on April first

[@halothewhitewolf]

Im actually straight white male, except im also a furry, im proud, im like a shiny pokrmon

[@andrewk7515]

The initial confusion/frustration when facing the beer was just wonderful. Memories 😊

[@Starvingmetheartist]

I love the admission of having difficulty finding a friend with a football 🏈

[@Dingus-Person]

Me actually being a straight white man: oh.. cute (best part is I'm trans lol)

[@samurexatlas7373]

Oh my god. They got him with the straightening spell. It's ok, it's only attraction affecting for 24 hours, after that it just keeps some things in line.

[@Hallofang]

Not the TOM Sanders xD

[@lephalacat]

Janus working overtime for this video while the rest was cringing 😅

[@Annabellie8]

The hand shake after sipping the beer had me dying 😂

[@cloudy8146]

No because I've literally had a straight white guy tell me he's the minority before. It's crazy

[@ishaalimtiaz6715]

Literally the first words a girl said to me once we were privately in my room was “Yo don’t you think lgbtq people should go [--] themselves? They’re not even wanted.” To me. An LGBTQ person. She literally suicide baited me without even knowing, and then ten minutes later complained about her religion being oppressed. I told her I was LGBTQ and she instantly backpedaled and pretended it was a joke, but she disgusted me. Now I wish I had said to her “then kill me” or something to frighten her into realising how awful her attitude was, but yknow, the past is the past.

[@absolutelyindecisive]

I found someone online saying that racism against racial minorities doesn't happen as much as racism against white people. It is actually crazy how much people play the victim.

[@lakethefrog]

Dude those people are horrible

[@differentman1878]

That turn. Smile. And then "being straight". My dude is awesome. 😆

[@K-popGirlie]

Said straight so many times, I'm starting to question my- NEXT QUESTION!😅

[@ALPHAMITEE]

With every passing day, Thomas looks more and more like the cool, fun, hot dad that everyone wants to be around.

[@user-gl1zk6ze8j]

"There's just so many of those damn gays" is the funniest line in the entire video!

[@Brickmovestudio]

April 1st has given me trust issues

[@wryn.is.trying]

look after dan and phil and then courtney and shayne i don’t think i can take any more emotional damage from this april fool’s day 😭

[@hufflepuffwannabe]

“That’s a triple play” 😂

[@43110M]

Ah yes, my favorite content creator: the straight football playing, beer drinking, “no homo” complimenting, THOM SANDERS

[@jonbong8547]

I gotta say, there are few ways that are both so obvious and yet so low key to reveal yourself as not straight than admitting only one of your friends owns a football. And obviously not even one of the closer ones. It's so strangely perfect.

[@screamsformemes]

OH im so glad you finally got the courage to come out as straight Tom!!! atta boy

[@threeducksinatrenchcoat]

Y’know, you can’t find good, sturdy men like Tommy here anymore. There aren’t many good beer-drinking, football playing, cis white heterosexual males like him and I love that he’s being so open about it in a world that is starting to reject men like him. Stay strong, Tom, you’re the man we all need. I’m cackling I could not keep a straight face writing this how does he DO IT 😂😂😂

[@Shade_Wanderer]

I mean, it was (probably) as straight as “Tom” is

[@bunnysealman]

Y'know Thomas you aaaaaaalmost got me there *stage wink* 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[@einelight8255]

Patton if Thomas never came out 😭💀

[@FakeJ0ker]

He has the "Free guy" fit

[@iiesuu5675]

I havent seen Thomas in multiple months and then the first thing that pops back is this lmao

[@VirgilAtlas]

I knew it was gonna be an april fools thinf, but what i didn't know is that he was gonna act straight.

[@maikebaier8004]

The earring on the wrong side💀😂

[@Carson.minecraft]

At first I thought this was one of your normal jokes and it became funnier somehow

[@griffinwalker29]

Average IPA experience let’s be honest

[@tobeebaguley7228]

Ok but this surely physically hurt 😂

[@fainfawn7641]

“Tom sanders” killed whatever was left of my sense of humor

[@snepgryphon]

I need to know how many attempts he took to make this video while keeping a straight face His composure is immaculate lmao

[@panakinskywalker6391]

Why was the "tom sanders" the most cursed part of it all

[@cshijinx]

Oh honey I'm surprised you were able to keep a...straight face 😂

[@tyro1573]

"I got to be white, male, and straight! I mean, that's a triple play!" 😂

[@catbatrat1760]

I love how this is just complete goofiness and silly little lies, and then at the end he just suddenly becomes completely genuine without even changing his tone of voice XD It's quite a whiplash

[@pixelinperil]

I knew something was wrong the second he said straight

[@seal8092]

Tom Sanders is my favorite in denial gay man character.

[@phillipgriffey5970]

That last bit was truly gold

[@ThatHorrorGuyErys]

i always see this guy and hear: "storytime!" even if he doesn't say it.

[@ragdollars2059]

The bit about struggling to find a football got me

[@VexNovaYT]

"Everyone in this room is entirely straight, April Fools"

[@lizwhitehorn1540]

I love how you kept your voice even and low. But you shouldn't have cut the laugh at the end. 😂 Now you let Janus drive? Oh my! 😅🤣 So....where did you get the football then, Tom Sanders? 🤔

[@Patchesn0x]

friend

[@lizwhitehorn1540]

@@Patchesn0x I meant from which friend. Lol.

[@AudaSpace666]

Yes this sassy queen so straight

[@cassiemoyles4177]

THE LAST LINE and the fact that if I tried to do this I would FOR SURE run in to the same problem

[@bartoszpierwszy6973]

Tbh i could not be happier i found this guy again after vine died

[@radioactive_baby0706]

I'm glad you found his channel again because he's made such good videos these past few years

[@Taste_The_Rainbow_180]

Tom Sanders my favourite straight person that's very gay coded but is not gay because he lives in a Disney tv show land.😂

[@kevinnunn2371]

He's talking like Captain Holt from Brooklyn 99, that's crazy

[@AutisticDragon-bh8oj]

Thomas, your closet door is a fucking bead curtain. This is reminding me of the scene in the 5-year-anniversary video where the sides get uncomfortable at the mention of the Valentines Day video.

[@gloomaker9875]

Thomas Sanders straight skin unlocked

[@trashcat3474]

I love the meta moment at the end about finding a football lmaooo

[@migatotienefrio7275]

Wow I was so convinced he was straight until the April fools at the end

[@8L0ND1E_WOLF]

"That's a triple play" I physically cringed lmfao

[@user-vz6pz7yw1n]

oh my god 🤣🤣🤣 best april fools joke ever

[@Trex_or_crouton]

I saw this and immediately started to scroll past, and then i was like "wait i know this guy!"

[@CureSpiderAvatarTurt]

POV: me at family gatherings

[@timberfox104]

Bro went from looking like a collage student to looking like he's trying to sell me a house. Time flies.

[@Ren_J]

The way I said "Thomas? With a FOOTBALL?" 😂😂😂😂

[@badatthings5793]

Hearing “Tom Sanders” hurt

[@Serena-ve7ss]

April Fools my ass, this is a whole Halloween jumpscare😂😂😂

[@wegotthechoccies]

Reminds me of that parks and rec joke: I'm dressed like a straight person

[@bestwitch2931]

For a second I thought Tom actually became a suburban dad and I started questioning everything

[@themasterbryan]

“Those darn gays” that phrase will never not be funny 😂😂😂

[@nobodyhere8257]

This felt like Vine came back, thanks Thomas Hetman🙏

[@nightdust6953]

Man that straight outfit threw me off so much I almost missed the rest of the short XD

[@kevinmillerelizondo439]

He deadass looks like a dad lol

[@artisamongus8838]

Got us in the first half not gonna lie