I want a divorce

[@revkun]

My favorite part is when they graphically slaughtered the queen after slaughtering her entire kingdom. That shit was fucking radical dude

[@uncaged1180]

as an eva fan of course you’d like the slaughter of many, sadly the queen and her subordinates didn’t turn into liquid

[@revkun]

@@uncaged1180 I know f

[@bullhuss]

it was amazing i loved it

[@Komodor4567]

Somewhat reminded me of the french

[@revkun]

@@Komodor4567 VIVA REVOLUTION

[@jstar3382]

I love how they're having an actual domestic dispute during the wasp segment

[@Crowded.]

The elephant's death will actually haunt my nightmares wtf was that

[@DarkRayquaza121]

Why was it so brutal. They didn't need to go so far.

[@luigigooigi1505]

@@DarkRayquaza121 but it was freaking hilarious tho

[@diavolosteddy7594]

THE MUSIC AND EVERYTHING IVE PAUSED IT RN AS ITS HOLDING ON THE EDGE IM SO SAD

[@mossvalencia7774]

I just finished it, and I think I might cry. thais isn't a dumb joke either i might start to cry

[@Beansman1213]

that was way to brutal this is funny divorce game not little nightmares

[@miacasual1263]

The game that forces you to graphically murder a stuffed animal also manages to make spiders cute. What the shit

[@triggerhappy4199]

This game is fucked up

[@merzzost5555]

There are two types of people: those who felt bad about murdering the elephant, and those who are heartless monsters

[@MateCo19]

And those who attend Altrive and Weegee’s divorce settlement. Don’t forget that

[@hejmeddiggaming2310]

Monster gang

[@biggoofy]

Guess I’m heartless

[@ghostl3]

@@biggoofy yes. You are.

[@merzzost5555]

@Melted bro it was screaming out in pain

[@petertodorov5592]

Best part is when the mom says: Mom and dad, we decided to go our seperate ways. The other player has left the session. 🅐 OK

[@bump7718]

this is totally me when i want a divorce

[@brink7894]

this is unquestionably me when i would appreciate the separation of myself and my spouse.

[@kalesalad7234]

this is indubitably myself when i desire the dissociation of me, the person in question, and my partner.

[@jeezuhskriste5759]

This is absolutely my reaction when I desire the undoing of marriage between myself and my current spouse

[@alexmanning1076]

This is most likely me when I would appreciate an official divide between me and my legal partner.

[@kalesalad7234]

@@okiebyebye may I make myself comfortable as I disturb this pattern?

[@MateCo19]

49:46, Toy elephant murder simulator deserves game of the year

[@comedy6631]

I rewatch this for the thrill

[@TMOComedyy]

well,

[@MateCo19]

@@TMOComedyy good to know that I plan my jokes 6 months in advance

[@fireprober8945]

@@comedy6631 what the fuck

[@comedy6631]

@@fireprober8945 what? Its very soothing

[@markmccarthy397]

whoever had to sit through editing this entire stream, I hold you in the greatest respect, you've brought something wonderful into the world

[@Yndd76]

did he upload the entire stream somewhere

[@Play-bp9vf]

I think jome edited it

[@user-hu1sr1fl8c]

actually i think i edited it

[@michaualtington]

and also miss for not editing in freddy jumpscare

[@owltactics5540]

1:32 “I wish you could be friends again” only being friends not married and definitely not in a relationship

[@totaldan99]

That moment when you're supposed to empathize with her child like innocence like shit

[@ixdffg3572]

@@totaldan99 ay yo fuck that they shoulda left her at the bus stop

[@cdug7963]

It takes two to silence and dispose of a young british child

[@Sleestiq]

When altrive was a plant...that was like pikmin 4

[@spiderman923]

same

[@xcuree]

37:22 my man just did sos in morse code

[@spaaka1146]

Never even realized that, damn

[@meatbicycle2176]

The scene with the elephant actually made me cry. Satan makes this game

[@calvinseithel9965]

But she’s british

[@tortoiselover7215]

@@calvinseithel9965 What is that meant to mean?

[@Apotheosister]

@@tortoiselover7215 What else could it mean? I feel like it's pretty obvious.

[@tortoiselover7215]

@@Apotheosister I know, but it's implying something I don't understand. Like the elephant being British doesn't mean you should care about her.

[@FirstnameLastname-wt2ks]

@@tortoiselover7215 im not saying this as an insult, but do you not get the joke or is this a wooosh?

[@Rayuban]

This is me when I don't want a divorce

[@chucklenuts2820]

@Cabbage This is an illustration of thou when i wish not to separate and or end an important romantic relationship with my partner through a process to legally end a long lasting pact, or as said before, romantic relationship.

[@Skwld]

@@chucklenuts2820tihs me wehn no wnat divorce

[@risingtoastcheesecake4730]

As Mr. Charles White would say: "This is the greatest coop divorce experience of all time."

[@Scendence_]

I had a brain aneurysm watching that chess game

[@holidayoreoreal]

Me too man

[@felixeisenmenger1914]

Yes the ending especially - with 2 Queens and a Rook

[@ado2836]

When they both led with their queens I knew they were bad at chess. When Altrive took Cade’s last pawn I knew neither of them actually knew how to play chess. When Altrive couldn’t even put Cade in a stalemate after forfeiting his chance to win I could barely watch.

[@InfiniteGreninja]

the fucking rook and 2 queens vs a single king and Altrive still lost physically hurt

[@nebulae5236]

I loved when the book wasn’t on the screen

[@prons_gaming5083]

I loved when the book was on screen

[@moon0jelly37]

@@prons_gaming5083 I loved it when you didn’t share your opinion

[@prons_gaming5083]

@@moon0jelly37 I loved it when people were smart enough to understand a joke

[@totaldan99]

I don't want to say you're wrong because your entitled to your own opinion but damn you must be unfunny asf

[@lunk2569]

The "fun at parties" thread is going well 🐬

[@aquaabyss1401]

Let's all band together and list the reasons why the person who thought of the elephant scene is insane

[@thornels]

no

[@friskdreamurr8031]

you had 2 queens a rook, all his pieces and a minute on the clock and still lost

[@prestonbond6240]

Cade and Altrive make such a great toxic couple

[@scrungobeepis5443]

Remember, it’s not an issue if they both abuse eachother

[@The_Letter_J]

If there is one thing I learned from this 2 hour long video it's that I want a divorce when I get older

[@diavolosteddy7594]

bruh the bit with the elephant actually made me sad wtf

[@weeviladdict4134]

I laughed. It was pretty funny.

[@diavolosteddy7594]

@@weeviladdict4134 i laughed and then i was upset it JUST KEPT GOING

[@jellydoggo]

@@diavolosteddy7594 congratulations you’re a human

[@weeviladdict4134]

@@jellydoggo laugh at the elephants torture, the suffering make it please you.

[@cjonesjr]

IT MADE ME SO SAD 😭

[@jstar3382]

Let's be real: Altrive won that chess game

[@Terrantular]

That's funny, cos that's not what the scoreboard says! Ayyyyy!!!

[@whimsyyy2533]

17:36 weegee and his character laugh at the same time

[@guy2670]

I love when they argue when in the middle in a cutscene

[@alexmanning1076]

Altirve please don't legally separate with me :(

[@BoulderWraith]

The best thing about this game is how well it does the different genres

[@Jamez-kg7fk]

All memes aside the amount of work that must of gone into this is insane, hats off to the developers.

[@fey5252]

"What do they mean, its like a warped version of reality? Seems pretty real to me!" [15 minutes later] "Do they really expect me to believe these [tree jellyfish] are natural inhabitants of wherever the fuck we are?" Honey

[@thefunnyaerialman]

Bruh moment

[@vehicle1291]

Can't wait for the sequel "It Takes Three" With Online DLC "It takes Seven thousand one hundred sixty-five"

[@funkuro]

I’m hyped for it bro.

[@SincradTB]

11:27 this felt like an anime moment and it is amazing.

[@pyroflame04]

I can’t be the only one that can’t distinguish between their voices, sounds like Altrive talking to himself

[@thefakeslimshady7542]

Watch FWOB

[@connorchuran2941]

@@thefakeslimshady7542 True!

[@spaceranger13theboi]

i was physically hurt by the elephant scene. that stuff is near equivalent to what a child would say as you brutally murder it and it worries me how realistic its cries for help were.

[@PointsofData]

How...do you know what a child being murdered would say?

[@spaceranger13theboi]

@@PointsofData i work in an orphanage

[@meddown6859]

Rest in Peace Cutie, that was so fucked up I need therapy

[@KiwiPLUR]

when your parents got the good ending instead

[@Dragon_14]

mine got the the ending ending its the hardest ending to get

[@electrohazard6967]

Ok so, I've never seen any of your videos and i had no clue about the game existing but I loooved it both. Laughing my ass off for 2 hours no break, your commentary was the cherry on top idk what to say :') thank you for making my day, it takes 2 for the greatest content keep it up

[@funtimegamer8733]

it takes two

[@kateymclatey1891]

I expected the book of love to be the twist villain.

[@noozalt1573]

I like the discord noise when the book is introduced and points at them fiercely

[@loqstone]

That part with Ellie almost made me cry irl

[@dafarce8922]

Holy shit. Altrive has a beautiful singing voice.

[@a-e3654]

The elephant has just been pushed off a cliff and I get an ad about helping you after natural disasters

[@thatoneperson6375]

Elephant dies Fades to black FRIENDS REUNION HBOMAX SPECIAL

[@ohmykaren1894]

Jesus Christ that elephant scene will forever cause mental trauma

[@NewSoupWiiHii]

the wasp boss is 100% a splatoon reference, its the final boss where you use the rainmaker

[@tameoregano5006]

That chess game was a masterclass of skill

[@baegl7252]

It takes two to sign a divorce paper

[@Lazer_Specter]

Altrive really is the mole in a whack a mole machine. Also with mention of Cyronis at one point, watching Altrive play breath of the wild would be epic.

[@scrungobeepis5443]

Graphic Elephant murder starts at 49:48

[@realperson9951]

i hate how i completely understand what altrive meant by “the mario and sonic gif” instantly without thinking

[@ralphjimenez3191]

I was literally screaming "DON'T KILL THE ELEPHANT!!!" The whole time.

[@roxasmalice5563]

This looks like if a Pixar movie was a video game

[@spikeynay7381]

This video was so good that I got an advertisement for the Atlanta Divorce Team

[@xxzombiexdogxx7126]

I need therapy after the Elephant scene. :(

[@gamergumilyov8579]

I already know that fanfiction of this exists and that fact scares me

[@funtimegamer8733]

the character death warning on the fic is also scary

[@kl8974]

I too commit brutal homicide when I want a divorce

[@Bloodpix]

I wish you guys had done the hysterical bull that was the kiss scene. If you stop pushing forward you just stop in an awkward position. Me and my friend did it for like 7 minutes and we were crying with laughter.

[@harpot678]

It's 2 hours long and it's legit a fully edited video.

[@Disconnect03]

The book is animated with the same quality as the coin in crypto land

[@klydewithak9456]

Maybe the real divorce are the friends we make along the way

[@dongledude9448]

This is real, this is me, I’m exactly where I’m supposed to be.

[@samuelshock6292]

Gonna let the light, shine on me.

[@biggoofy]

Now I found who I am

[@biggoofy]

Now I found who I am

[@volcarno6072]

Now I found who I am

[@terel9570]

1:51:45 I live for thick bonkus

[@johnfortnitetheraw]

the writers probably loved saw when it came to the elephant

[@russellice9778]

Okay I'm sorry but I got a midroll ad but it's fuckin Rick astley did I just get Rick rolled by an ad???

[@bricehint9665]

"That's a car" - some youtuber 2021

[@CrownedKoala]

Love the title, also the part when you murder you child's favorite toy elephant just for it to not matter lol. 😆

[@deanofett]

Thanks for this funny internet man, I am about to go on a long car ride for vacation with my family, so this will be perfect to watch during the trip.

[@aaroncuffee3079]

Hold up, funny internet man is Alpharad, let’s not get confused.

[@tubbyashyer7298]

Altrive is not a guy, he is a plant.

[@maddystephens1685]

this isn't me when i don't want a divorce

[@memelord6671]

The elephant scene has now indeed traumatised me

[@Cryptamen]

NOT ALTRIVE HAVING JERMA ON THE BRAIN

[@spynix0718]

I love how the magnets have C and M on opposite sides and create a U.

[@viper408]

The Parents: Slaughtering an innocent toy and then bathing in their daughter's tears Their FBI agent: joseph joestar eye meme

[@pileofbees7645]

I loved the part where they are divorced

[@Thiinkn]

1:29:24 why does the magnet say that

[@World_history_fish]

My favorite part is when they joke about playing shuffle board for 40 minutes and then actually play shuffle board for like 40 minutes

[@andrew6341]

when your singing is so good that not even autotune has anything to add

[@darrenweckle9632]

it's absolutely hilarious that this video is only a few minutes shorter than the world record

[@loganl8721]

I want you to know that I got not one, but two ads for actual, real divorce counseling while watching this video.

[@some_1214]

"that's blackmail' "no, it's therapy"

[@littleguystar]

"Sonic works every time" Altrive is for the people

[@ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123]

this game is just Parents: We want a divorce Kid: Instead of dealing with my emotions in a healthy way, I will instead turn my parents into dolls and force them to work together to not divorce Parents: what the fuck

[@blazarre7251]

Please don’t break up with me altrice

[@bluehax6]

unironically I think this game is so cool because multiple people allows more options for gameplay

[@druch7719]

Divorce more like unbeatable force

[@kabkabkab]

the book looks like the happy meal box

[@Emblazened]

2:07:35 Bruh this part is so funny I'm actually in tears.

[@Oof12Champ]

This is me when I want a divorce

[@jamescjohnston2]

As in the words of the lady in 51 clubhouse games: worldwide classics, *Your goal, REGICIDE*

[@chaoticneutralism]

This is the second funniest thing ive watched today

[@whimsyyy2533]

your username is fitting

[@UnwantedSteel]

The elephant part was probably the hardest I’ve laughed over a game and I don’t laugh about much in video games

[@evanmcmahon8601]

that was the worst chess game I've maybe ever seen but I love it

[@Zetagipp]

My favorite part was when Weegee said he was british and Altrive was just like "Oh.."

[@worriedpikachu174]

I would never have clicked on this if I noticed it was 2 hours long but I'm so glad I didn't notice

[@egggbone5800]

The long live the king moment with the elephant was just.....

[@randomjapsi]

dude ittakestwo is the actual best multiplayer game

[@GIRru11]

Christ, the elephant murder was more cruel than it should've been

[@getshrekt6933]

yo 2 hour altrive video? count me in

[@raven351]

my favorite part was "Oh, I'm gonna be sick"

[@annastrania2328]

What is it with every child that you are trying to get back to always named Rose?

[@EzraM5]

All the jokes aside, this is a shockingly creative game.